11x19 - The Absolute Worst

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

♪ Go, Ninjago ♪

♪ Jump up, kick back
Whip around ♪

♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪

[Nya] "The Absolute Worst."

Hey, quit hogging the newspaper.
I need my daily funnies.

Your comics can wait. Look.

[officer ] One theory about
the disappearance of the Ninja

is that they've gone
on a quest to search for Zane.

Oh. So that's why no one's
seen the Ninja for...

[gasps]
Are you crazy?

Don't talk about that on duty.

Do you have any idea

what would happen
if the prisoners

learn the ninja are missing?

Uh, no?

They might start getting ideas.

Ideas about breaking out.

Especially them.

[both] Sorry, warden.

[mumbles]

[grunts]

What the Ninblooey? Wha...

The ninja are...

[gasps]

Ultra Violet, look.

This better be good.

You're interrupting my me time.

So it's true.

If the ninja are out
of the picture,

we might actually have a chance.

Tonight. After lights out.

Heh.

Lights out. Cell block one.

[snoring]

[foreboding music]

Come on.

Hah. With the Ninja
out of the picture,

we're practically home free.

Heh. Wonder what happened
to them.

Whatever it is,
I hope it's something terrible.

[both laugh]

Especially Zane.
He's the worst of the bunch.

Zane? You're kidding.

He barely even counts
as a Ninja.

Now, Nya, she's the worst.

[Fugi-Dove] Zane and Nya
are like warm hugs

compared to the painful force
and skill of Jay.

Jay's the worst ever.

Who the heck are you?

Hah. Fugi-Dove.

Did you say, "fugitive"?

Fugi-Dove.

The notorious villain?

The scourge of Ninjago City?

Sorry,
was this a private escape,

or can anyone join?

You can come, bird guy,

but let's get
one thing straight.

Jay is not the worst ninja.

That's definitely Zane.

Did I ever tell you what he did
during our last battle?

The sons of Garmadon
and I were taking on Lloyd

and the annoying, but nowhere-
near-as-awful-as-Zane, Nya.

Please, Ultra Violet.
Don't hurt us.

[Ultra Violet] The weak ninja
cowered in my presence.

Victory was in my grasp,
but then...

[beeps]

[grunting]

[yells]

[grunts]

[yells]

[grunts]

[both grunting]

Aah.

[Fugi-Dove]
Uh, whoa, whoa, wait.

That's not
what I heard happened.

I heard Zane had a dragon,
not a jet,

and I heard
he froze you instantly,

like the minute it showed up.

No fight whatsoever.

Wrong! Whoever told you
that is a liar.

I had Zane down, but he pulled
some dirty robot tricks.

Hi-yah!

[rock music]

[grunts]

[yells]

Wait, wait, wait. Come on.

-Are you sure that happened?
-Were you there?

Because I have no memory
of you being there.

I believe you. Go on.

[crackles]

And that is why Zane
is the worst ninja of all.

Heh. Sounds pretty tough.

But trust me, Nya is worse.

Like, so much worse.
Let me tell you.

[Mechanic] I was test driving
my newly-built

Ultimate Noodle Truck of Crime.

[vacuum whirring]

When for no reason at all,

that nosy-do-gooder-judgy Nya

comes out of nowhere
and starts messing with me.

[engine revs]

[tyres squeal]

[buttons beep]

Hey! That's private property.

[grunts]

You're going away for theft
and false advertising.

False advertising?

This truck doesn't
even sell noodles.

Does it? Does it?

You'll never catch me.

[gurgling]

I like your vehicle.

It's actually cooler than mine.

I think I'll take it
without asking.

[Mechanic yelling, coughing]

Nya stole your noodle truck?

Yeah, can you believe it?

And she said, "I think
I'll take it without asking"?

That doesn't really
sound like Nya.

Sorry, who are you again?

Fugi-Dove.

My cry fills the night.

[coos]

Anyway, we should
probably keep moving.

And while we go, I'll tell you

why Jay is actually
the worst of all the Ninja.

[Fugi-Dove] It was
the biggest score of my life.

One of those heists
that hard-working criminals

like ourselves dream about,
you know.

But then...

Oh, no! Look!

The famous Fugi-Dove.

Our frequent
and well-known archenemy.

Even with the three of us
together,

do you think
we're a match for him?

[Lloyd] We should've
never dared to tangle

with the claws of Fugi-Dove!

[Fugi-Dove][/i]
I was home free, but then...[/i]

[Jay] Fugi-Dove.

We meet again.

[Mechanic] Wait. Hold on.
Stop everything.

The blue ninja
doesn't ride lightning bolts.

Well, he did that day.

Actually, I'm enjoying this.

What happened next?

I will not bow to your tyranny.

You don't scare Fugi-Dove.

[laughs]

I admire your courage,
Fugi-Dove.

In another time or place,
who knows?

We might have been allies.

But today, you're going down.

[Jay] My respect for you
is only matched

by my admiration for your skill.

But justice must be served.

Ninja-ukin!

[yelling]

[groans]

Forgive me, old nemesis.

[groans]

[grunting, cooing]

Have you ever even seen a ninja?

I mean, lightning rope?

Not only is that
not how lightning works,

it's not even how rope works.

That's how it happened.

Whatever.

-[gasps]
-Hey, look, a light.

It's about time.

I don't think
I can take another story.

We made it!

At last, I am no longer caged.

[coos]

Know what I'm gonna do first?

Crimes. Like, a bunch of crimes.

I've missed crimes.

[all grunt]

[Pixal] I thought my ground
penetrating radar

detected unusual
subterranean activity.

Now to get you back
to Kryptarium prison

where you belong.

I'm revising my opinion.

Samurai X is the worst.

Absolutely.

Agreed.
[coos]

Who are you?

Oh, come on.

I'm Fugi-Dove.

[beeps]

I have no record of you
in my criminal databases.

Nothing?

I'm Fugi-Dove.

My cry fills the nigh...

[Fugi-Dove yells]

[Fugi-Dove coos]

[closing theme music]