- You are so going down!
- No, you're going down!
- I'm the king of spin!
- Oh, going down!
- I'm going down!
[All grunting]
I'm gonna barf.
Okay.
- [Gasping]
- why are you all dressed up?
- [Gasps]
and why are there three of you?
- I am on my way to officially ask lucy out
on a date.
- Wait.
You still haven't asked her out yet?
Man, what's taking you so long?
- You know, I don't know.
It just seems like every time I'm about to ask her out,
there's a complication.
Lucy, I was wondering, uh, would you like to--
bonk!
- Dude, you call that a throw?
Hey.
- Lucy, if you're not busy tonight--
- kendall!
Help! He's crazy! - [Yelling]
he ate my choco-crunchies. - Oh, who bought them?
[Both yelling]
- so listen, um, there's this movie, and if--
- hey, what are you guys doing here?
- Oh, are you asking lucy out?
- "Oh, kendall, I would love to."
[Smooching]
[all smooching]
- well, that will not happen again.
- 'Cause you are getting that date.
- Make way, people.
- Boy in love here! - Step aside, thank you!
- Okay, here we go! - Sorry.
- Let's go! - Move! Move! Move!
- Now, go up to her apartment and get that date.
- You got this, man.
- [Sighs]
- oh.
Uh, hey, guys.
Uh, this is beau, my ex-boyfriend.
- Drove all the way out from georgia
just to win my lucy back.
- [Whispering] now's your chance.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
♪
- ♪ Make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
- I can still ask her out.
Right?
I mean, just 'cause they dated for three years
and he drove all the way out here from georgia
doesn't mean she's gonna take him back.
- Yeah, it does...
'Cause that's the best-looking guy at the palmwoods ever.
- What?
Give me that.
- Okay, but this is the guy that broke her heart.
She's probably down there right now
telling him to get lost.
Or the opposite.
- Okay, new plan.
We tell gustavo you're vomiting
and can't come in and record today.
- Yes.
And you can stay here and b*at superhot and hunky guy.
- He's not that hot, okay?
- James!
Have you seen the new guy?
He's gorgeous!
We got to get rid of him.
- No, yes, no, no.
- Surprise! - [Yells]
griffin, I know why you're here.
You want a new hit.
We all do.
And I'm working on it.
- Close.
I want you to kidnap me.
- Come again?
- Being an incredibly wealthy ceo
of the fifth-largest company in the world
also makes me a target
for hoodlums wanting cash, corporate secrets,
and my panda collection.
And I need to be prepared.
- Mm, griffin, we don't have time to--
- make time.
Hire whoever you want.
Do whatever you have to.
So...
Come and get me!
- I am not chasing griffin around.
Besides, he will k*ll me.
- Well, who else is gonna do it?
Both: hello.
- I know this mysterious town is full of mysteries,
but here's a not-mystery:
nobody will tear us apart.
[Door bangs and wind blows]
you.
You're back.
- What?
It's over? Who's back?
- Now we have to wait a week to find out what happens.
- Wait a minute.
No, we don't.
[Knocking]
- why are you dressed like that?
- I got to get rid of the hot new guy.
I mean...
Nothing.
- We want to know who's back on new town high.
- Forget it.
I'm sworn to studio secrecy.
And don't try to break into my room
and find the script or look for pictures
of the new scene on my computer.
[Door bangs]
- [whispering] I can't make out what they're saying.
- [Whispering] don't worry. I can read lips.
"Fries, fruit, fruit, fruit,
"I like to look around.
"I am unattractive.
"Now I'm getting up
and going somewhere that's not here."
Now's your chance.
Ask her out so that open-shirt boy can go bye-bye.
- Lucy.
Hey, what's-- what's going on?
- You mean with me and beau?
- No, no, not that.
But if you want to talk about that, then that's cool.
What's up with all that?
- Look, beau caught me totally by surprise,
but we have a long history together.
You know?
[Dramatic spy music]
- but you said he cheated on you.
- Yeah.
And he just spent the last hour
telling me it was the biggest mistake of his life.
♪
- So...
Uh, are you gonna get back together?
- Oh, no.
I don't know.
It's complicated, especially with you here.
And--
beau.
- Oh, uh, I should probably get going.
- No, stay.
I want everyone to see how much I want my lucy back.
- Beau, I don't know what to say.
- Say you'll wear it.
[Somber music]
♪
- So griffin wants to be kidnapped
to prepare for his worst ceo scenario?
- He said I could hire anyone,
and I immediately thought of you two.
- Okay, what's in it for us?
- What do you want?
Both: solo records.
- What?
- Carlos alone.
- Logalicious.
[Upbeat music]
both: move out!
- Are you really giving them solo records?
- Uh, no, because there's no way they're kidnapping griffin.
- So it's a really big clog.
- Huge-- and only one you can fix.
- Oh.
Wait.
This isn't your apartment.
- Okay, get his computer!
- I got the laptop.
- Ha-ha, and I got the tv.
- Wait. Hey, wait.
We're not looting. - Huh?
- We just want to know the surprise ending
on new town high.
- So I should put this back, then?
Oh.
- Ah, now I can recycle this bottle.
Both: go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[All yelling]
- lock it!
- Help! Let me out!
Both: solo record dance!
♪ Solo record dance
♪ in my solo record pants
♪ solo record dance in my solo-- ♪
[both yelling]
[tires squealing]
- what do you mean, you're not gonna fight for lucy,
thus getting rid of beau?
I cannot be the second-best-looking guy
at the palmwoods.
- You mean third.
I'm better-looking than you.
- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
Tell him, kendall, the truth.
- Guys!
All I'm doing is putting myself in her shoes.
Her ex-boyfriend came back.
If jo came back, I'd be confused too.
- Beau has got to go.
He's untrustworthy, kendall.
I know because I'm untrustworthy.
- True.
- Look, she's not my girlfriend.
If lucy is going to give beau another sh*t,
then we should too.
- I'm honestly better-looking than you.
- Not in my mirror.
[Elevator dings]
- well, if it isn't kendall,
the guy after my lucy.
- That wasn't your lucy.
- But it's your word against mine,
and she'll believe me.
And is she wearing your $ necklace?
No.
- You just kissed another girl.
- See, now, that just sounds like a jealous weasel to me.
I mean, why would you lie to break us up?
How could you, kendall?
- Now.
Crash!
You missed.
- I know that.
- Okay.
Let's get rid of him.
[Knocking]
- oh, hey, guys. What's up?
- Have you met beau, lucy's ex?
- No, but I hear he's dreamy
and gave her some amazing necklace.
- Kendall saw him kissing another girl.
- I hate him.
What's the plan?
- We're gonna set a hot girl trap
and catch him in the act of macking.
- He's from georgia, right?
I think I know exactly what he's looking for.
[Door bangs]
[with southern accent] why, mr. Beauregard,
I do declare.
- Yeah, he's not looking for that.
- Nobody's looking for that.
- [With normal voice] well, how do you guys
want me to dress?
[All stammering]
[all giggling and speaking at once]
- [clears throat] - yup.
- How's this?
- Yup. - That's it.
- I'm better-looking than james.
- Hey, I'm sorry to bother you guys,
but something very important got recycled
at our office by mistake.
- Yes, and we would like to get it back, please.
- What was it?
- A man.
- ...uscript, a manuscript. - Yeah.
- Because we're writers, and--hello.
You know, no book if you can't find the manuscripts.
- You're from district seven,
so dumpsters from your zone awaiting recycling
would be here.
[Fence rattling]
[eagle shrieks]
- start searching!
- Griffin! - Griffin!
Griffin?
- There's no script or email
of the new town high season finale,
just head sh*ts of jett
and a contact list from the show.
- We stole a computer to find out the surprise ending
of a tv show.
We're terrible people.
- I need to know who's back!
- Wait.
Did you say head sh*ts and a contact list?
- Yeah.
- Well, maybe we can't find the answers
but jett can.
- What have we got to lose?
[Elevator dings]
- okay, so beau has a thing for elevators,
and that's where we'll trap him.
- So I'm gonna ride the elevator until I run into beau.
[Elevator dings]
- yeah.
Then he's gonna try and kiss you.
And james and jett will be waiting in the lobby
to get it all on film.
- [Gasps]
let's do this.
[Elevator dings]
[whispering] have you seen him?
- [Whispering] no.
- Hey, camille.
- Oh!
You look hot.
[Elevator dings]
[elevator dings]
- hey, competition.
Look who just got a place on the fifth floor.
Me.
- He's in the north elevator.
I repeat, he's in the north elevator!
- ♪ Elevate a little higher
- hey, I've been looking for you.
- Uh-huh.
- Beau got a place here,
but I haven't taken him back yet.
But I also haven't said no either.
[Elevator dings]
wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
- ♪ Come on, let's elevate
- ♪ forget about your day
♪ under the milky way
- I'm beau.
Just moved in.
Both: he moved in?
- ♪ Come on, I'll demonstrate ♪
- you know what?
You should go upstairs and finish that talk with kendall.
- ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
- bye. - Bye.
Both: he's heading upstairs with a girl!
- What?
- ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
- camera, camera.
- ♪ Elevate a little higher
- anyway, I wanted to talk to you about the necklace,
which I really like.
But I also really like...
- Well, why don't you come out here
and we can talk about it?
- Okay.
Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. - Door, door open.
- Door open. - Oh, no.
Both: he's in the elevator with a hot girl.
- And they're heading downstairs.
Both: go! Go! Go.
- Go.
[Elevator dings]
both: upstairs. Go! Go! Go.
[Elevator dings]
- ♪ elevate
- anyway, it was so nice to meet you, beau.
- Oh, it was so nice to meet lucy's best friend
at the palmwoods.
- Uh-huh.
[Elevator dings]
- we'll see you later.
- [Grunts]
- it's too late.
He knows camille.
- Darn it!
- Okay, this is the last dumpster.
- [Zooms and crashes]
- no griffin.
- Well, if he's not here, then where is he?
Oh, excuse me, sir.
What happens to all the recyclables
once they leave this waiting area?
- First we dump the dumpsters into our giant shredder.
[Both yell]
then it all goes through a melting process...
[Both yell]
where we turn everything into clean reusable bottles.
[Both whimper]
this one's probably made from these dumpsters right here.
[Somber instrumental music]
both: we recycled griffin.
- Well, beau's not gonna hit on camille
now that he knows she's lucy's best friend.
- Well, I'm sorry.
It was a very confusing elevator ride.
- This guy is just gonna break lucy's heart again.
- Yeah, well, how many other hot girls
do you know at the palmwoods
that would go along with this stupid plan?
- Ha.
[Elevator dings]
[sultry music]
♪
- You guys look hot.
- You better date her after this.
- I'm prettier than you.
- You are not!
[Electronic beeping]
- hey, jett.
- Hey, it's me, your costar jett stetson.
- Yeah?
You sound kind of weird.
- Uh, I ate a scorpion.
Listen, I can't find my script, and I totally forgot.
What's the supersecret surprise ending of our show?
- Oh, don't you remember?
- Mm-mm.
- The surprise is...
Wait.
You're not jett.
- [Grunts]
- you're a nut job that stole jett's computer.
- [Grunting] - no, he's not!
- I'm gonna give this ip address to the cops.
- [Gasps]
- unplug the computer so they can't trace it!
- [Grunting]
and destroy the evidence!
[Hammer pounding]
[all yelling]
[computer sizzling]
- this is television's fault.
- I can't believe you recycled griffin.
- The white cap is the same color of his hair.
- Okay, he was kind of crazy.
But that's what we liked about him.
- He ordered us to kidnap him.
It will hold up in the court of law.
- You had to toss him in a dumpster.
- Don't worry.
I'm in a better place now.
- Oh, we know, griffin.
We know.
- Wait.
Recycled bottles don't talk.
All: griffin!
- Thanks for throwing me in that dumpster, fellas.
Now I know my ceo-finding in-head microchip
works perfectly.
- You have a microchip in your head?
- My head beeped,
and obdul was able to track and find me.
And, well, I like your kind of crazy too.
- Okay, well, we kidnapped you.
And you're alive.
- So I guess we know what that means.
Both: solo record dance!
♪ Solo record dance in my solo record pants ♪
- stop!
Because that is not happening.
Solo records.
Let me out! Let me out!
[Yelling]
- I wouldn't leave him in there more than two hours.
It starts to get hot.
Both: we'll think about it.
- Let me out of here!
- Nope.
- Release the hounds.
[Sultry music]
♪
- Ladies.
Where is the party, and how can I get on the guest list?
- The party's wherever you are.
- Mm.
Hallway party.
- [Giggles]
- well, then why don't we skip the guest list...
And get to the kiss list?
- Oh, great.
You should really kiss her first.
She's way prettier than me.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha, don't be silly.
She's far prettier than me.
Kiss her.
- Oh, no, no, no, kiss her.
She's, like, really pretty. - That's not true.
- No, no, no, she's gorgeous.
- That's not true. - Look at the size of her lips.
[Both speaking at once]
- ladies. - Her eyes--
- I don't mind double-dating.
- Hmm, oh.
Oh.
Whack!
You get enough?
- I think we have enough evidence.
- Oh, I see.
This is your little plan to get lucy to tell me to leave.
- I'm just trying to protect her.
And it's all right here.
And now it's all down there.
- What are you gonna show lucy now?
- Nothing.
Because I heard everything.
You know, I was gonna bring you a little housewarming gift.
But why don't we make it a going-away present instead?
- Lucy.
They set up.
I drove out here to be with you.
Hey, I don't even have any money to get home.
- Well, then...
Use this.
- You know what?
I'm glad I'm leaving, because you're all nuts here anyways.
- Hmm.
- Well, he is right.
Everyone here is nuts...
And amazing.
[Elevator dings]
okay, so anyone up for something?
[All speaking at once]
- you guys have fun. - Yeah, you enjoy.
- We'll see you later. - All right.
- That was really sweet,
what you did for me.
- Listen, um...
If you're not doing anything tonight,
I can get us on the guest list for this cool party,
date--
[sighs]
a date.
[Elevator dings]
- kendall?
- Jo?
- So that's the surprise ending.
All: jo's back!
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- ♪ step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
03x06 - Big Time Surprise
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.