- Okay, so does anyone know what gustavo's big news is?
- Well, let's just hope it's about getting
some awesome pantry snacks and not another tv cameo.
- In the last week alone, we've done
ncsi: special animal unit, deadliest cupcake...
- And that super-sloppy game show.
Ugh, oh.
Ugh.
I can't take another cameo.
- Dogs, I have some big news.
- Please tell us it's not another cameo.
- I hate all of you!
- Guys, if we are gonna stay in the spotlight,
we need to stay on radio, magazine covers, and tv.
- Gustavo, we love you.
But we're not gonna leave the studio to do another cameo.
- All right, you don't have to leave.
'Cause you're already in one.
[Together] what?
[Kids yelling]
[together] ow! Ow! Stop!
- [Laughs]
now, that's what I call a big-time shock.
And that wraps up another edition
of scott baio's taser tots.
Good night, everybody.
[Together] ow! Ow! Oh!
- ♪ Make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
- ♪ oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
- gustavo, no more cameos.
Oh, really?
Well, then... No more cameos!
- What tv show this time?
- Coco.o.
[Gasps]
you mean the kidzie channel tv show about the girl robot,
but only her spunky best friend knows that she's a robot,
and if the popular kids found out,
she'd be scrapped for parts?
- That's the one.
- Oh.
- A lot of our fans worship that show.
- Oh, and the robot who plays coco...
Oh-ho, she's amazing.
- You mean the actress.
- Actress.
- Um, but we all agreed no more cameos.
- Okay, but before you say no,
just watch a little bit of the show.
[Laughter]
- okay, lindsay, now I'm ready to interface
with the popular girls at study hall.
- Um, no.
Coco, those shoes are so last year.
- Uh-oh, better reboot.
[Laughter]
- [laughs]
I love her.
- I am not doing another dangerous cameo
because carlos is in robot love.
So somebody else give me another reason
why we should do it.
- Well, there are...
Awesome snacks on tv sets.
- And look at him.
- Darn it.
- Okay, here's the set where coco gets you to perform
at the school dance.
Oh, they're finishing a scene now.
- Coco, if big time rush doesn't show up like you promised,
everyone is gonna know you're a robot.
- My processor is overstressed...
And overdressed.
[Bell ringing]
- okay, that's a cut.
And here comes america's sweetheart,
dara laramie.
- Hi, guys.
I can't believe you're gonna do my show.
- Well, they are very glad to--
[together] here's carlos.
- Uh, uh, i--i--i...
- Back it up, boy band.
Dara is not looking for a boyfriend.
Dara, learn your lines for the next scene now.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Whoo, who's the evil stepmother?
- Her evil stepmother.
- Oh. Oh...
- She runs dara's career and the show with an iron fist.
Do not cross her.
- Oh.
- Huh, thought she'd be spunkier.
- Okay, focus.
How do I kiss dara?
- Isn't it obvious, prince not-so-charming?
- Well, yeah, you find your glass slipper.
Don't eat the apple, though.
Make sure you have her home before midnight.
And bippity-boppity-boo, evil stepmother spell broken.
- Good plan. Let's go.
- What? I was kidding.
- Hey! No!
You two need to go to wardrobe.
- Hit the snack table.
- Got it.
- They are terrible.
- No, what's terrible is this script.
It makes the guys look like idiots.
Both: they are idiots.
- So are tv writers.
[Laughter]
- yeah.
Can I help you?
- Yes, hello.
I am the producer of big time rush,
and this script makes james look self-centered,
carlos look like an idiot, logan look like a science nerd,
and kendall look like some guy who's always giving pep talks.
- Yeah, who would watch that?
- Uh-- - and where's the romance?
I'm a tweenage girl, and I want some tweenage romance.
- Hey, we gave coco a kiss chip,
but dara's stepmom won't let us use it,
and she'll fire us if we change the script
after she's approved it, which she did.
Come on, g*ng. Let's get a three-hour lunch.
- Pizza. - I'm craving burritos.
- I'm thinking buffalo something.
- So we rewrite the script?
Both: we're not afraid of some evil stepmother.
[Dramatic music]
♪
- [Coughs]
get that thing off my set.
Ahem.
Fire him.
- Okay, now you just need to find dara,
tell her that you love the show,
that you'd love to talk about it over a smoothie.
- I would love to do that.
- Carlos.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- [Laughs]
- I have to admit, I was really excited
when I heard you were coming on the show.
- Okay, good start. Good start.
Now make a date with beauty before the beast comes in.
No.
- Dara, perhaps I didn't make myself clear.
I don't want you anywhere near big time rush again.
To your makeup trailer now.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Listen here, loverboy.
Yeah, I thought I told you to stay away from dara.
- Oh, actually, he's the loverboy.
- I'm not just dara's stepmom.
I'm also her manager.
And according to her last post to her million fans,
her total bestie.
And if I decide to let her have a boyfriend
or use her kiss chip, it will be on a boy named bieber
or lautner, not you.
- She should be able to date whoever she wants.
- Wrong!
And if I see you flirting her again,
I will have you removed from the lot
for harassing america's tv sweetheart.
- Y-you mean me, not him.
- Go.
Both: okay. Go. Go. Go.
- Coco.o has the worst spread in television history.
- Okay, this is an actual twig.
- This is the only food that dara's stepmother
will let her eat, so we have to eat it too.
- Again, I really thought she'd be spunkier.
- My body is a temple,
and this temple needs better snacks.
- Okay, we are on a hollywood lot.
There's got to be some show that doesn't serve prison food.
[Both sniffing]
- that way.
Both: snackpot!
- All right.
Oh, sweet.
- Ooh, and healthy.
- This spread is amazing.
- What show is this?
- You know, it's not nice...
To take things that don't belong to you.
- That's right, plex.
You shouldn't take things that don't belong to you.
- It's yo gabba gabba.
[Together] ♪ if the snacks aren't yours
♪ you just can't grab 'em.
♪ You just can't grab 'em, 'cause that's not right. ♪
♪ The snacks aren't yours, so you can't have 'em ♪
♪ you can't have 'em, so please go sit outside ♪
[laughter]
- I want those snacks.
- Five minutes.
We sh**t the "mean girls land in the gelatin bowl scene"
in five.
- A little to the left.
Your other left.
And cruella said to stay away from dara.
- No, she said that she didn't want to see us near dara.
And besides, my kiss will set her free
from her evil stepmother.
Dara, it's me.
- Carlos?
You shouldn't be here right now.
- I know.
- If my stepmother sees you,
I'm afraid of what will happen to you.
- I'll risk anything for you, and don't worry,
my friend is watching out for us.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Let go of me, you wicked witch.
- Dara, give me your phone.
And everyone leave the floor now.
Okay, guys, let's wrap it up.
You heard her.
- Not you two.
- "Big time rush on set making me big-time cry.
"Called me names and said whoever watches coco.o
is stupid."
- You can't do that.
- Yes, I can, and when her million followers
hear how you made america's tv princess cry,
you'll be crying, 'cause your careers
will be over.
[Cackling]
turn that red light off.
It's melting my skin.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- ♪ ah, ah, ah-ah
- stop. Don't do it.
I promise never to talk to carlos again
just don't ruin big time rush.
- No, she can press it. I don't care.
- Shut up.
- You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
Dara...
Do not give me another reason to destroy you.
- Good-bye, carlos.
- Okay, what's our next move?
- I'll tell you what the next move is.
I'm gonna kick your--
[bell ringing]
- the red light means that yo gabba gabba
is yo gabba sh**ting.
- For which gives us just enough time
for a little yo gabba gabbaturkey.
[Bell rings]
hey, guys.
- What's up?
- You guys weren't listening to us.
That's what's up.
- You should always listen so you always know what to do.
- Like listening to this song.
- We don't want to listen to a song.
- We just want a snack, okay?
[Together] ♪ listening is good
♪ listening is good
♪ security
- wait...
- That last part didn't even rhyme.
Both: oh.
- Okay, where's the big rewrite
that doesn't make the guys look stupid?
- Okay, check it.
All the kids at the dance start leaving,
'cause big time rush didn't show up,
but then they do show up, and then kendall's like,
"yo, coco, big time rush is ready to shimmy-sham
at the jimmy-jam."
And then everybody starts dancing and cheering.
And then coco is like, "guess what.
I'm gonna buy your new album."
And then everyone is like,
"wow, we are gonna buy your new album also.
Yeah."
- Again, where is the new rewrite
that doesn't make the guys looks stupid?
- Okay, fine, well, you know,
where is katie's big tweenage romance scene, huh?
Where is it?
- It's done; it just needs a little polishing.
- Yeah-- - no. Okay...
I just need a little bit more time.
- Give me that.
Ha! You got nothing!
- You know I'm not good with sweet!
- Stop fighting, and come up with a better ending fast
because according to the schedule,
the guys are in wardrobe right now.
- 'Sup? Big time rush.
- We're doing a cameo on yo gabba gabba.
♪ We want snacks, tasty snacks are good ♪
both: ♪ let us in, 'cause tasty snacks are good ♪
♪ hey
both: yes.
- Really? - Aren't you guys ever on stage?
- Well, we are about to sing and dance a song.
- But maybe we should sing a new song called
well, well, well, someone's being naughty again.
- Um, or what about the sharing food
with your new friendssong, huh?
Where's that one?
Did he say "share?"
- Hmm.
- We just are really hungry,
and the snacks on our stage stink.
- Well, not sharing stinks too.
- Can you share something with us?
- We can share. - We love to share.
- Name it.
- How about they share their voices and sing?
[Laughter]
all: ♪ I love to share with my friends ♪
♪ it's never any fun by myself ♪
♪ I love to share with my friends ♪
♪ and they share with me, so we have a good time ♪
♪ together, sharing forever ♪
♪ it's fun
- coco, big time rush is not coming.
So you have to admit that you don't know them.
- And admit that you're a robot.
- Uh...
Uh...
- And cut.
Okay, let's reset cameras and get ready
for our big time cameo.
- Oh, tell me that isn't a love note.
- It's not.
It's a love plane.
- It's too risky.
And besides, you stink at paper airplanes.
- But love is my co-pilot.
- Ugh, I hate cameos.
- "My dearest dara, it's me carlos.
"Let me help save you from your evil stepmom.
":I think our kiss will help be free you from her evilness.
"Man, she's evil.
Well, bye."
I told you to stay away.
- You know what?
You can't keep them apart.
Because we're in the next scene with her,
and there is no one else to sing.
Now, what do you think about that?
- [Clears throat]
lindsay, tell the writers to change the next scene
so that big time rush never shows up to the dance,
but coco uses her music chip to sing a rockin' song
launching dara's music career but ending big time rush's.
[Thunder booming]
- sorry about that.
- Hey, guys, evil stepmonster says to take big time rush
out...of...the...script.
- Take big time rush out of the jimmy-jam?
- Dara's stepmom is evil,
and she's trying to ruin us with dara's phone,
followers, and script.
- We have to join forces to end her evil reign over this land
and set dara free with my kiss.
- He knows we're not in a colorful world
of make-believe, right?
- Hey, we just did a yo gabbacameo.
- What's going on here?
- We're doing a little rewrite
so big time rush rocks the stage and rocks coco.o.
- Hmm.
[Bell rings]
- can I have everyone's attention, please?
It looks like big time rush is not gonna make it
to the dance tonight.
[All groaning]
- I knew she was a liar... And a robot.
[Cheers and applause]
[together] she's not a liar!
- We were just running a little late to the jimmy-jam.
[Crowd cheering]
- and we know she is not a robot.
- Out of my way.
- Pardon me.
- You're both fired.
- In fact, I think coco...
Looks like a princess.
All: ooh.
- Cut!
Cut the cameras.
Cut them all.
Who is responsible for this?
I control dara.
I tell her what to eat, what to say,
and who to kiss.
I'm the boss, all right, of you,
you, and everyone who watches this stupid show.
Got it?
[Cell phone beeps]
- oh, we got it... All recorded right here.
[Crowd gasps]
- where did you get dara's phone?
- Oh, I might have borrowed it
and then gave it to them.
- And if you don't want us to send this out
to dara's million followers
exposing you as an evil witch
who treats america's tv sweetheart like a prisoner...
- You're going to apologize to your stepdaughter right now
and promise to start doing things a little differently.
[Thunder booming]
- sorry, me again.
- Heh-heh, what I meant to say was,
dara is growing up and can make her own decisions.
And carlos seems like a nice boy,
so why doesn't the best tv crew and cast ever
just, you know, keep rolling?
[Cheers and applause]
- I guess your kiss really did set her free.
- Told you.
- Okay, let's sh**t the dance scene.
[Cheers and applause]
- ♪ all this talk about being in love ♪
♪ I could never get into the party ♪
♪ never really understood what it was ♪
♪ like, what's the big deal anyway ♪
- ♪ oh, I but I decided I should give it a try ♪
♪ the very moment that you gave me the invite ♪
♪ I've never seen anything like it before ♪
♪ once you open the door see I was like ♪
all: ♪ oh, yeah, yeah, don't get any better ♪
♪ oh, yeah, yeah, wish that this was forever ♪
♪ 'cause your heart calling feels like confetti falling ♪
♪ down, down, down
- ♪ and everybody's gonna make an appearance ♪
♪ even the butterflies can feel it ♪
- ♪ and then bliss came with mister first kiss ♪
♪ it was better than they ever explained it ♪
all: ♪ oh, yeah, yeah, don't get any better ♪
♪ oh, yeah, yeah, wish that this was forever ♪
♪ 'cause your heart calling feels like confetti falling ♪
♪ and it's a celebration
♪ feels like a celebration
♪ 'cause your heart calling feels like confetti falling ♪
♪ down, down, down
[cheers and applause]
- not bad.
- Yeah, if you like cheesy kid shows.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- All I'm saying is that if we had our own show,
it wouldn't be filled with random gags
and cartoony sound effects.
Boing!
- And we wouldn't use costumes just to get a cheap laugh.
[Elevator bell dings]
- it's not our style.
- Dumb.
- Right, and no completely random,
out-of-nowhere celebrity cameos.
- Hey, guys.
Great to see you.
[Together] hey, lucas.
- We would keep it classy with no slapstick chasing
or silly music.
All: there's a bear in the lobby.
[Bear roaring]
run!
[Cartoony music]
♪
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah
- ♪ step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
04x05 - Big Time Cameo
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.