04x08 - Big Time Rides
Posted: 09/13/22 15:35
[Indistinct chatter]
- don't eat the cerealout of the box.
- It's soy milk.
- [Gasps]
whoa.
Cool motorcycle for sale.
- The good boy in me says,"look away,"
but the bad boy in me says,"hello."
- You know what?
I bet if we all pitched in,
we could buy it
and have the big-time rideof our lives.
[Angelic harp music]
[lively rock music]
[bluesy rock music]
[jazzy disco music]
[thumping dance music]
[lively rock music]
- are you out of your mind?
If I ever see any of you
even think about gettinga motorcycle, I will...
[Screaming]
[all screaming]
- ♪ make it count,play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back,don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want,what you feel ♪
♪ never quitand make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- ah!
- And the mama's boy in me says,
"run!"
- And you...
Put the helmet back.
- James?
Did you get a motorcycle?
- I, uh...
- I love motorcycles.
And that is one k*ller bike.
- Yep.
It's my hog.
- Huh.
I never pegged youfor the biker type.
I guess there is more tojames diamond than I thought.
- [Laughing]oh, yeah.
We are gonna buythe cool motorcycle.
- Sorry, b.b.
You guys are too late.
Hi, this is james diamond.
Yes, I'd like to buy your hog.
- Okay, mom said for us to putall the groceries away.
And then--[door slams]
you will pay for that!
- Hey.i need your help.
- Anything you want,you got it.
- I need you to teach mehow to drive a stick shift
for my role in the danica patrick movie.
I play a young danicabefore she does bad commercials.
- Oh.cool.
No.- Why not?
- Because every time we tryand teach each other something,
we end up fighting.
A lot.
- No, we don't.
Ow!it's just over and under.
- This is so stupid.- Over and under!
- Men aren't supposedto braid hair anyway!
- Ow!
Well, that's not gonna happenthis time because...
It won't.
- Besides, the only car I knowthat has a stick shift
is gustavo's.
And if we so much as geta scratch on it,
he would k*ll me.
- Well, I want to do thisrace car movie
because I'm sick of doingzombie movies,
and you're my boyfriend!
- I won't do it.
- [Vocalizing]
[spy music]
♪
- Hey,did you overnight rush ship
a huge package from minnesota?
- No!
- Well, according to this,
you signed and paid $for it.
- Mcconaughey!
An old red wagon?
Who did this?
Both:wagonie!
- Wait--did you guys forgegustavo's signature
and use the studio'sshipping number for this stuff?
- No.yes.
- What?
- Logan's mom said that she wasgonna throw his old wagon out,
and I said that that was likethrowing out
our greatest memories.
- Ooh, like that one time webroke our arms
on broken arm hill.
- And the one time that we bothgot mild concussions
on mild concussion curve.
- Yeah, and don't forget whathappened on butt-chapped--
- we get it.
- And we're gonna restorethis once-proud monster
of the midwest
and take it for one moreglorious ride.
Whoo.
- Wrong!
Because you're notin fifth grade anymore.
You're in a huge pop band.
Now get this red piece of junkout of my studio,
warm up your voices,
and get in the booth!
- We want to fix up wagonie.
- Out!
- Okay.
[Somber music]
♪
[Upbeat rock music]
♪
[Bluesy rock music]
♪
- Oh, tell me you didn't buythat motorcycle.
- Lucy's into it.
- Super bad idea.
Mom is ballistic aboutmotorcycles,
and this is gonna endso badly.
I literally can't even imaginehow badly this is gonna end.
- No.
This is gonna end with lucygiving me bike kisses.
Hide.
- Wow.that is some suit.
- Yeah, well,this is some bike.
Hey, we should go for a ridesometime.
- How about when I get back?
- Seriously you will?
I mean, uh--[clears throat]
cool.
- I'll be back around :.
- Starting a relationship withlies is never a good idea.
- No lies.pre-truths.
- Pre-what?
- I told lucy the bike was mine,when it wasn't,
then I bought it.
Pre-truth.
- And what about that goingfor a ride lie,
because you've never riddena motorcycle.
- ♪ Pre-truth
because we have two hoursto learn.
[Upbeat rock music]
- keep the bike balanced
while placing the kickstandin the ride position.
- Whoa!
- Ignition.
- Doesn't the car need to be on?
- No, because we are goingto practice
using the stick shift so you geta feel for the gears
and so you don't get a scratchon gustavo's car.
- Well, aren't you the smartdriving instructor.
- Okay, so first,second,
third,fourth,
and up and over for reverse.
- I like this driving lesson.
We get to hold handsand not one fight.
- We make a great couple.
[Tires screeching]use the clutch, not the brake!
- I am using the clutch!- Now the brake!
I also stole gustavo's carfor you!
- Stop yelling!- Don't rev the engine.
You know what?just go forward.
- Do you care about meor gustavo's car?
- Kelly!
Have you seen my keys?
[Tool motors grinding]
- I'm afraid to go in there.
[Tools grinding and revving]
- whoo-hoo-hoo.
Cool noise, right?
- What is this?
- It's a wagonie restoringsuper shop.
- I said no wagons!
- Gustavo,as logan and I
face the responsibilityand maturity of adulthood,
we've decided we don't want to.
- This is more than a red wagon.
It's a--
a time machine
to take us back to the year-and-fun.
Whoo!
- Okay, tell me the studiodidn't pay for all of this too.
- It didn't.- But it did.
- Well, if rocque records paidfor all of this,
then gustavo rocque owns that,
and I'm taking it away.
- But--- come on, really?
- Careful.
Well, there she goes.
- The last piece of our innocentyet dangerous childhood.
- Now to second.- You're doing it again.
Yelling at me doesn't help.
You yell at me all the time.
You're gonna make me crash!
We are a terrible couple.
- No, we're not.
We just, you know, fight
a lot.
- Well, it hasn't beena smooth ride lately,
and we're kind of stalled.
- And maybe we're feeling...
Neutral about things.
- So should we break up?
- I don't know.should we break up?
- But don't you feel like
sometimes we'removing backwards?
- We're not moving backwards.
We're just...
We're moving backwards.
We're moving backwards.
- The wheel is locked.
- Start the car.start the car.
Start the car.
- I'm trying to start the car.
Where is the emergency brake?
- You're gonna hit a pole!
We're gonna scratchgustavo's car!
Pull the brake up!
- I'm trying to brake up!
- We got to brake up!
[Tires squeal]
I think we just broke up.
- How to brake.
[Cat yelps]
- think I'm gettingthe hang of it.
- So I've been trying to imaginehow this thing ends,
and here's what I got.
Lucy gets on the bike,you admit you can't ride,
she laughs,doesn't kiss you,
and then my mom kills youfor buying a motorcycle.
Or you actually go for a ride,you crash,
she slaps you for lying,
while on the ground badgersarrive and eat your jacket,
and then my mom kills youfor buying a motorcycle.
- Not lying,pre-truths,
because I still have timeto learn.
- Wrong again, because it's beentwo hours,
and here comes lucy.
- Wait. What?
- Hey.
I'm ready for that ride.
- Hey.yeah, about that ride...
- Let's go.
- Okay.
[Engine turns over]
let's go!
[Engine revving]
- well, are we going or not?
- Uh, yeah--yeah--no, we're going.
I just--i need to checkthe thing and, uh...
[Engine revs]
- james!
Those motorcycle partsyou ordered just came.
You know, the onesto bore the heads
and increase the air fuel mixfor max hog power?
- Oh, right!
[Engine stops]
those parts.
- Oh.what's going on?
- Sorry, lady leather,but you know us bikers--
always customizing.
So I suggest you waiton that ride.
So instead of . Seconds,
I can take you from zeroto thrill in ..
- A man who's good with tools.
Okay, mr. Diamond.
I will wait for that ride.
- Whoo!
Good thing I orderedthose parts.
- It's empty, genius.
- Right.
Hey, thanks for saving me.
- I didn't save you.i saved her.
And everyone else out therefrom you.
And I figured out howthis is gonna end.
You tell lucy you had to sellthe bike
because mom would k*ll you
if she found outyou bought a motorcycle.
- Fine.i'll sell the bike.
Pre-truth.
- So this is what it's liketo be just friends.
- Yeah, it's a little weird.
Oh, so what about that moviewe're supposed to go to
tomorrow night?
- Uh, well, peoplewho are just friends
go see movies together.
How about we orderseparate popcorn?
- And I'll pay for my ticket.
- You know what?
This might be the best breakupever.
- You know what elsejust friends do?
- What?
- Teach each other how to drivea stick shift
so one can get a movie rolethat's not a teen zombie movie.
- Of course.
And since we don't have all thatboyfriend/girlfriend pressure,
we won't fight.
- No fighting.
- Told you so!
- Doesn't help me when you yell!
- Stop the car!- Stop it!
It stopped.- Just do it.
- And it's going!
You're the worst just friendever!
- Ah!
- Okay, after the beat,
I need you guys to give mea "yeah!"
[Metronome clicking]
both:yeah.
- Okay, like it or not,
you are professionals,
and you have a job.
And instead of refinishingan old red wagon,
we need to finish this albumand get ready to go on tour
all summer long.
Got it?
- We got it.we got it.
- Count us down.we'll get it this time.
- All right, let's try somethingdifferent.
After the beat,i'll go to the basement,
you'll get me some coverallstoo,
and together we'll fix upyour stupid wagonie.
[Metronome clicking]
both:yeah!
- Yeah, somehow I imagined thisending way worse than this.
- If you've got that"for sale" sign,
don't even bringing it out,missy,
because this biker boy--
ow!
Well, there goes my only shot
at getting a date with lucy.
- If she dates you,it should be the real james--
who can be amazing,by the way.
Not the lying biker jameswho's a danger to society.
- [Humming]
ooh!
Are you selling the motorcycle?
- Yes.
- Give us a sec to get some cashfrom the atm.
And by atm, I meanthe coin-filled pillowcase
under my hammock.
- Oh.hey, james.
So I was thinking aboutthat ride.
- Hey, lucy, about that ride...
- Instead of just goingfor a ride,
maybe you could, I don't know,take me on a date on it.
- A date?
- Yeah.
You can drive me on the bike.
Meet you at your place at :?
- Oh, I'll be there.
I can feel you glaring at me,
and it's not helping.
- [Grunting]
there you go.one motorcycle please.
- The bike isn't for saleanymore.
- Why, this wagon could bedyno-mite.
[Brassy musical flourish]
out of sight.
[Brassy musical flourish]
make you feel all right.
[Brassy musical flourish]
both:why, it's wagon lightning.
[Together]♪ oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ oh, oh, oh
- you guys have no idea how allof this stuff works, do you?
- Nope.- Got any suggestions?
[Tools grinding and revving]
[fanfare]
[together]we did it!
Yeah!
- No, I did it.
You idiots have been singingfor the last two hours.
- Never mind that,because it's time
to take the ride of our lives.
- And all it's missingis a dangerous hill.
- But we're in the heart of l.a.
Where are we gonna finda hill?
- Down shift on the hill.
- What's down shifting?
It doesn't help mewhen you yell!
- Pull along the big pole!
- Oh, that pole.
- You're gonna scratchgustavo's car.
- Oh, there's a pole there.ah!
- [Chuckles]
- you know, the more I thinkabout it,
the more this script stinks.
- Do the zombie movie.
Zombies don't drive stick.
They eat them.
- [Laughs]
- hey, um, can I talk to youabout something?
You know, as a friend?
- Sure.what's up, friend?
- Well, I dated this girl once,
and we broke up,
but I still like her.
- Oh, that's a tough one.
Well, as your friend,
I'd say it was a real stupidmove letting each other go,
and you should maybe go back outwith her.
[Sentimental pop music]
♪
- Hey, what do you say we getout of here
and go on a little "we're backtogether" milkshake date?
- I say, "let's go."
[Engine turns over]
- hey, you're doing it.you're driving a stick!
- And not a scratch on it.
- We should break up more often!
- No!
[Knock on door]
- hey, mrs. Knight.i'm here to meet james.
- Oh.
- They're going on a date.
Their first date.
- Well, come in.
Although I'm not really surewhere he is right now.
- Oh, I'm sure he's justa little nervous
but getting ready to getthe big night in gear.
- All right, diamond,you got this.
Just, you know, drive aroundthe parking lot a couple times
and then pick up lucy.
Okay.
[Engine revving]
now to put it in gear...
- [Screams]
- :,right on time.
- Yeah, the date's off.
- I knew I couldn't haveimagined
how bad this is gonna end.
I mean, who couldhave predicted this?
We must have gone up, what,two flights of stairs
to pull this off?
- I'm gonna k*ll him!
- This is not a hill;it's a parking garage.
- It's an l.a. Hill.now push.
- No!
There is no way you will makethat turn.
- Oh, you mean the parking lotlamp pole pass?
- Besides,crashing is the best park.
- Okay, one last ride,
and then we are going backin the recording studio.
- You know, we'd get therea lot faster if you...
Both:give us a push!
- Fine.
- Carlitos, you ready?- Yeah!
- Three, two, one.
Both:blast off!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[Both yelling]
- oh!
- Turn! Turn!next turn!
Whoo!
- We didn't crash!
Whoo!
Crash!
Both:what was that?
- [Coughing]
[coughing]
- hey, it's wagonie.
Both:whoo-hoo!
- Is that my car?
- No.
Yes.
See you later.
- I hate you dogs!
[Both laughing]
- not a scratch.
- Nope.
- Ahh!
- You're gonna pull a muscle.
I'm running all the way backto the palmwoods.
- Get back here!- Stay back!
I have to end the show!
Sorry we hit youand crushed wagonie.
- Don't be sorry.
It was the greatest crashof our lives.
- Wagonie would have wantedto go out that way.
- And it looks like jameshad an interesting ride.
- Don't worry.
Maintenance will be up shortly.
- Hey, so what did you end updoing with that motorcycle?
- I made him sell it.
[Together]to who?
[Upbeat rock music]
♪
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- ♪ step it up,get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke,make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work,get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luckwith the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪
- don't eat the cerealout of the box.
- It's soy milk.
- [Gasps]
whoa.
Cool motorcycle for sale.
- The good boy in me says,"look away,"
but the bad boy in me says,"hello."
- You know what?
I bet if we all pitched in,
we could buy it
and have the big-time rideof our lives.
[Angelic harp music]
[lively rock music]
[bluesy rock music]
[jazzy disco music]
[thumping dance music]
[lively rock music]
- are you out of your mind?
If I ever see any of you
even think about gettinga motorcycle, I will...
[Screaming]
[all screaming]
- ♪ make it count,play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back,don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want,what you feel ♪
♪ never quitand make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- ah!
- And the mama's boy in me says,
"run!"
- And you...
Put the helmet back.
- James?
Did you get a motorcycle?
- I, uh...
- I love motorcycles.
And that is one k*ller bike.
- Yep.
It's my hog.
- Huh.
I never pegged youfor the biker type.
I guess there is more tojames diamond than I thought.
- [Laughing]oh, yeah.
We are gonna buythe cool motorcycle.
- Sorry, b.b.
You guys are too late.
Hi, this is james diamond.
Yes, I'd like to buy your hog.
- Okay, mom said for us to putall the groceries away.
And then--[door slams]
you will pay for that!
- Hey.i need your help.
- Anything you want,you got it.
- I need you to teach mehow to drive a stick shift
for my role in the danica patrick movie.
I play a young danicabefore she does bad commercials.
- Oh.cool.
No.- Why not?
- Because every time we tryand teach each other something,
we end up fighting.
A lot.
- No, we don't.
Ow!it's just over and under.
- This is so stupid.- Over and under!
- Men aren't supposedto braid hair anyway!
- Ow!
Well, that's not gonna happenthis time because...
It won't.
- Besides, the only car I knowthat has a stick shift
is gustavo's.
And if we so much as geta scratch on it,
he would k*ll me.
- Well, I want to do thisrace car movie
because I'm sick of doingzombie movies,
and you're my boyfriend!
- I won't do it.
- [Vocalizing]
[spy music]
♪
- Hey,did you overnight rush ship
a huge package from minnesota?
- No!
- Well, according to this,
you signed and paid $for it.
- Mcconaughey!
An old red wagon?
Who did this?
Both:wagonie!
- Wait--did you guys forgegustavo's signature
and use the studio'sshipping number for this stuff?
- No.yes.
- What?
- Logan's mom said that she wasgonna throw his old wagon out,
and I said that that was likethrowing out
our greatest memories.
- Ooh, like that one time webroke our arms
on broken arm hill.
- And the one time that we bothgot mild concussions
on mild concussion curve.
- Yeah, and don't forget whathappened on butt-chapped--
- we get it.
- And we're gonna restorethis once-proud monster
of the midwest
and take it for one moreglorious ride.
Whoo.
- Wrong!
Because you're notin fifth grade anymore.
You're in a huge pop band.
Now get this red piece of junkout of my studio,
warm up your voices,
and get in the booth!
- We want to fix up wagonie.
- Out!
- Okay.
[Somber music]
♪
[Upbeat rock music]
♪
[Bluesy rock music]
♪
- Oh, tell me you didn't buythat motorcycle.
- Lucy's into it.
- Super bad idea.
Mom is ballistic aboutmotorcycles,
and this is gonna endso badly.
I literally can't even imaginehow badly this is gonna end.
- No.
This is gonna end with lucygiving me bike kisses.
Hide.
- Wow.that is some suit.
- Yeah, well,this is some bike.
Hey, we should go for a ridesometime.
- How about when I get back?
- Seriously you will?
I mean, uh--[clears throat]
cool.
- I'll be back around :.
- Starting a relationship withlies is never a good idea.
- No lies.pre-truths.
- Pre-what?
- I told lucy the bike was mine,when it wasn't,
then I bought it.
Pre-truth.
- And what about that goingfor a ride lie,
because you've never riddena motorcycle.
- ♪ Pre-truth
because we have two hoursto learn.
[Upbeat rock music]
- keep the bike balanced
while placing the kickstandin the ride position.
- Whoa!
- Ignition.
- Doesn't the car need to be on?
- No, because we are goingto practice
using the stick shift so you geta feel for the gears
and so you don't get a scratchon gustavo's car.
- Well, aren't you the smartdriving instructor.
- Okay, so first,second,
third,fourth,
and up and over for reverse.
- I like this driving lesson.
We get to hold handsand not one fight.
- We make a great couple.
[Tires screeching]use the clutch, not the brake!
- I am using the clutch!- Now the brake!
I also stole gustavo's carfor you!
- Stop yelling!- Don't rev the engine.
You know what?just go forward.
- Do you care about meor gustavo's car?
- Kelly!
Have you seen my keys?
[Tool motors grinding]
- I'm afraid to go in there.
[Tools grinding and revving]
- whoo-hoo-hoo.
Cool noise, right?
- What is this?
- It's a wagonie restoringsuper shop.
- I said no wagons!
- Gustavo,as logan and I
face the responsibilityand maturity of adulthood,
we've decided we don't want to.
- This is more than a red wagon.
It's a--
a time machine
to take us back to the year-and-fun.
Whoo!
- Okay, tell me the studiodidn't pay for all of this too.
- It didn't.- But it did.
- Well, if rocque records paidfor all of this,
then gustavo rocque owns that,
and I'm taking it away.
- But--- come on, really?
- Careful.
Well, there she goes.
- The last piece of our innocentyet dangerous childhood.
- Now to second.- You're doing it again.
Yelling at me doesn't help.
You yell at me all the time.
You're gonna make me crash!
We are a terrible couple.
- No, we're not.
We just, you know, fight
a lot.
- Well, it hasn't beena smooth ride lately,
and we're kind of stalled.
- And maybe we're feeling...
Neutral about things.
- So should we break up?
- I don't know.should we break up?
- But don't you feel like
sometimes we'removing backwards?
- We're not moving backwards.
We're just...
We're moving backwards.
We're moving backwards.
- The wheel is locked.
- Start the car.start the car.
Start the car.
- I'm trying to start the car.
Where is the emergency brake?
- You're gonna hit a pole!
We're gonna scratchgustavo's car!
Pull the brake up!
- I'm trying to brake up!
- We got to brake up!
[Tires squeal]
I think we just broke up.
- How to brake.
[Cat yelps]
- think I'm gettingthe hang of it.
- So I've been trying to imaginehow this thing ends,
and here's what I got.
Lucy gets on the bike,you admit you can't ride,
she laughs,doesn't kiss you,
and then my mom kills youfor buying a motorcycle.
Or you actually go for a ride,you crash,
she slaps you for lying,
while on the ground badgersarrive and eat your jacket,
and then my mom kills youfor buying a motorcycle.
- Not lying,pre-truths,
because I still have timeto learn.
- Wrong again, because it's beentwo hours,
and here comes lucy.
- Wait. What?
- Hey.
I'm ready for that ride.
- Hey.yeah, about that ride...
- Let's go.
- Okay.
[Engine turns over]
let's go!
[Engine revving]
- well, are we going or not?
- Uh, yeah--yeah--no, we're going.
I just--i need to checkthe thing and, uh...
[Engine revs]
- james!
Those motorcycle partsyou ordered just came.
You know, the onesto bore the heads
and increase the air fuel mixfor max hog power?
- Oh, right!
[Engine stops]
those parts.
- Oh.what's going on?
- Sorry, lady leather,but you know us bikers--
always customizing.
So I suggest you waiton that ride.
So instead of . Seconds,
I can take you from zeroto thrill in ..
- A man who's good with tools.
Okay, mr. Diamond.
I will wait for that ride.
- Whoo!
Good thing I orderedthose parts.
- It's empty, genius.
- Right.
Hey, thanks for saving me.
- I didn't save you.i saved her.
And everyone else out therefrom you.
And I figured out howthis is gonna end.
You tell lucy you had to sellthe bike
because mom would k*ll you
if she found outyou bought a motorcycle.
- Fine.i'll sell the bike.
Pre-truth.
- So this is what it's liketo be just friends.
- Yeah, it's a little weird.
Oh, so what about that moviewe're supposed to go to
tomorrow night?
- Uh, well, peoplewho are just friends
go see movies together.
How about we orderseparate popcorn?
- And I'll pay for my ticket.
- You know what?
This might be the best breakupever.
- You know what elsejust friends do?
- What?
- Teach each other how to drivea stick shift
so one can get a movie rolethat's not a teen zombie movie.
- Of course.
And since we don't have all thatboyfriend/girlfriend pressure,
we won't fight.
- No fighting.
- Told you so!
- Doesn't help me when you yell!
- Stop the car!- Stop it!
It stopped.- Just do it.
- And it's going!
You're the worst just friendever!
- Ah!
- Okay, after the beat,
I need you guys to give mea "yeah!"
[Metronome clicking]
both:yeah.
- Okay, like it or not,
you are professionals,
and you have a job.
And instead of refinishingan old red wagon,
we need to finish this albumand get ready to go on tour
all summer long.
Got it?
- We got it.we got it.
- Count us down.we'll get it this time.
- All right, let's try somethingdifferent.
After the beat,i'll go to the basement,
you'll get me some coverallstoo,
and together we'll fix upyour stupid wagonie.
[Metronome clicking]
both:yeah!
- Yeah, somehow I imagined thisending way worse than this.
- If you've got that"for sale" sign,
don't even bringing it out,missy,
because this biker boy--
ow!
Well, there goes my only shot
at getting a date with lucy.
- If she dates you,it should be the real james--
who can be amazing,by the way.
Not the lying biker jameswho's a danger to society.
- [Humming]
ooh!
Are you selling the motorcycle?
- Yes.
- Give us a sec to get some cashfrom the atm.
And by atm, I meanthe coin-filled pillowcase
under my hammock.
- Oh.hey, james.
So I was thinking aboutthat ride.
- Hey, lucy, about that ride...
- Instead of just goingfor a ride,
maybe you could, I don't know,take me on a date on it.
- A date?
- Yeah.
You can drive me on the bike.
Meet you at your place at :?
- Oh, I'll be there.
I can feel you glaring at me,
and it's not helping.
- [Grunting]
there you go.one motorcycle please.
- The bike isn't for saleanymore.
- Why, this wagon could bedyno-mite.
[Brassy musical flourish]
out of sight.
[Brassy musical flourish]
make you feel all right.
[Brassy musical flourish]
both:why, it's wagon lightning.
[Together]♪ oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ oh, oh, oh
- you guys have no idea how allof this stuff works, do you?
- Nope.- Got any suggestions?
[Tools grinding and revving]
[fanfare]
[together]we did it!
Yeah!
- No, I did it.
You idiots have been singingfor the last two hours.
- Never mind that,because it's time
to take the ride of our lives.
- And all it's missingis a dangerous hill.
- But we're in the heart of l.a.
Where are we gonna finda hill?
- Down shift on the hill.
- What's down shifting?
It doesn't help mewhen you yell!
- Pull along the big pole!
- Oh, that pole.
- You're gonna scratchgustavo's car.
- Oh, there's a pole there.ah!
- [Chuckles]
- you know, the more I thinkabout it,
the more this script stinks.
- Do the zombie movie.
Zombies don't drive stick.
They eat them.
- [Laughs]
- hey, um, can I talk to youabout something?
You know, as a friend?
- Sure.what's up, friend?
- Well, I dated this girl once,
and we broke up,
but I still like her.
- Oh, that's a tough one.
Well, as your friend,
I'd say it was a real stupidmove letting each other go,
and you should maybe go back outwith her.
[Sentimental pop music]
♪
- Hey, what do you say we getout of here
and go on a little "we're backtogether" milkshake date?
- I say, "let's go."
[Engine turns over]
- hey, you're doing it.you're driving a stick!
- And not a scratch on it.
- We should break up more often!
- No!
[Knock on door]
- hey, mrs. Knight.i'm here to meet james.
- Oh.
- They're going on a date.
Their first date.
- Well, come in.
Although I'm not really surewhere he is right now.
- Oh, I'm sure he's justa little nervous
but getting ready to getthe big night in gear.
- All right, diamond,you got this.
Just, you know, drive aroundthe parking lot a couple times
and then pick up lucy.
Okay.
[Engine revving]
now to put it in gear...
- [Screams]
- :,right on time.
- Yeah, the date's off.
- I knew I couldn't haveimagined
how bad this is gonna end.
I mean, who couldhave predicted this?
We must have gone up, what,two flights of stairs
to pull this off?
- I'm gonna k*ll him!
- This is not a hill;it's a parking garage.
- It's an l.a. Hill.now push.
- No!
There is no way you will makethat turn.
- Oh, you mean the parking lotlamp pole pass?
- Besides,crashing is the best park.
- Okay, one last ride,
and then we are going backin the recording studio.
- You know, we'd get therea lot faster if you...
Both:give us a push!
- Fine.
- Carlitos, you ready?- Yeah!
- Three, two, one.
Both:blast off!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[Both yelling]
- oh!
- Turn! Turn!next turn!
Whoo!
- We didn't crash!
Whoo!
Crash!
Both:what was that?
- [Coughing]
[coughing]
- hey, it's wagonie.
Both:whoo-hoo!
- Is that my car?
- No.
Yes.
See you later.
- I hate you dogs!
[Both laughing]
- not a scratch.
- Nope.
- Ahh!
- You're gonna pull a muscle.
I'm running all the way backto the palmwoods.
- Get back here!- Stay back!
I have to end the show!
Sorry we hit youand crushed wagonie.
- Don't be sorry.
It was the greatest crashof our lives.
- Wagonie would have wantedto go out that way.
- And it looks like jameshad an interesting ride.
- Don't worry.
Maintenance will be up shortly.
- Hey, so what did you end updoing with that motorcycle?
- I made him sell it.
[Together]to who?
[Upbeat rock music]
♪
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- ♪ step it up,get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke,make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work,get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luckwith the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪