04x11 - Big Time Break Out

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Time Rush". Aired November 2009 - July 2013.*
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
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04x11 - Big Time Break Out

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- And I want to thank everyonefor coming,

and I wantto congratulate big time rush

on their brand-new studio album,

get up!

[Cheers and applause]

- which I'm sureis going to get up the charts

and get up our profits

at rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid.

[Cheers and applause]

- I cannot believe

we've already donethree albums.

- Seems like just yesterday

we were playing hockeyin minnesota.

- But it wasn't yesterday.

[Record scratches]wait.

Or was it?

- And who knowswhat big-time things

tomorrow will bring?

- Cheers.- Yeah, cheers.

- Glad you asked,because it's time

for btr's next phase:the breakout.

- Uh, break wha--

- after every boy band'sthird album,

one member breaks outon his own

and stays in the spotlight.

It could be starringon broadway...

[Bright orchestral music]

hosting a game show...

[Bell dinging]

or releasing a solo album.

[Synthy rock music]

- that's notactually gonna happen, right?

- Sorry, guys.

It's just the harsh realityof the boy band.

- So which one of youis going to leave big time rush

and break out?

- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh



- ♪ Make it count,play it straight ♪

♪ don't look back,don't hesitate ♪

- ♪ when you go big time

- ♪ what you want,what you feel ♪

♪ never quitand make it real ♪

- ♪ when you roll big time

- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh

- ♪ hey, hey

- ♪ listen to your heart now

- ♪ hey, hey

- ♪ don't you feel the rush

- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh

♪ oh-oh, oh-oh

- ♪ go and shake it up

♪ whatcha gotta lose

♪ go and make your luck

♪ with the life you choose

♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪

- big time rush has been throughway too much,

and nobody's breaking out.

- But it happens every time,

like when justin timberlakeleft 'nsync

or when beyonceleft destiny's child.

- Or when harry stylesbreaks out of one direction...

- And the restare never heard of again.

- And I wasn't suggestingone of you break out.

I'm telling you.

- For me to be a game show host?

- With your fame,rcm/cbt globalnet/sanyoid

could make millionson a game show.

And we all know you're notgoing to break out

with your dancing.

- Well, that's nevergonna happen,

because big time rushalways sticks together,

and we will never break out.

Where's james?

[Muffled pop music]

james?

- ♪ Never look back,the night is waiting ♪

stay--no, no, don't blame me!

Blame griffin![All shouting]

I don't want this any morethan you guys do!

I cannot--let me back in there!

Not the face!

- This is not over.

- Help!

- For three of you, it is.

[Rooster crows]

- okay, we need a plan

to prove to griffinand the world

that boy bandsdo not need to break out.

- What do you think I'm doing?

- Show me.

"James diamondsolo album titles"?

- Hey, if the other guysbreak out,

I need to be readyto pull the trigger.

- Do you see anyonebreaking out?

[Bright game show music]

- it's logan's mega super ultimate game show

with your host, me.

[Chuckles]

- please don't do this.

- But don't you want to see

what's behinddoor number one?

It's the lovely camille.

- Sorry, you guys.i have to break out.

But I've alwayswanted to play

a game show model.

- Yeah.

- She's really good.

- Oh, okay,but this is bad.

- Oh, but griffin said we couldmake millions in game shows,

and millions is good!

- [Laughs]



- Solo album titles!

- Fine.

Logan has a bad plan.

But you don't see carlosbreaking out.

[Snappy jazz music]

- ♪ I'm breaking out

♪ breaking out to old broadway

yeah!

- Where did he get the curtain?

- Okay, has everybodylost their minds around here?

- The breakout's real,big brother,

and no one has been ableto stop it.

- Well, we can.

And, uh, what are you doing?

- Tween choice award nominationswill be announced later today

for awesomest music group,

awesomest song,awesomest hair.

Last year, I voted, times,

a personal recordi hope to b*at by...

Using multiple computers.

- Actually, this is my--

- do you want meto vote for you or not?

- Vote for james.

And nobody elseis breaking out, huh?

- No, because you are goingto stop carlos and logan,

and I'm goingto rocque records

to talk to gustavo.

Please tell griffin

that we do not needto break out.

- It's not that simple.

It's griffin,

and he's the big ceoof the company

that owns me.

- Well, maybe he's justa big turd

who's tryingto break all of us up.

- Look, I love you dogs,

and I don't want thisany more than you do.

But the harsh reality is,

big time rushcan't last forever.

- Well, you seem to have lasteda pretty long time.

And you could fight griffin

like you didwhen we first came to l.a.

- Stop right there.

Let me think about it.

- Okay, kendall knight'ssolo album, take one.

[Bouncy pop music]

- the lyric sheetsare on the stand.



- I'm not breaking out!

- You'll be back

right here!

It's a really good song!

[Bell dinging]

- it's time to play

logan's super mega ultimate game show,

the show that will proveto griffin

that I'm gonna break out first.

Now let's meetour contestants.

From the janitor's closetwe have buddha bob...

And...

Big time rush's very ownkendall knight!

- I'm here to talk,not play.

- Me no talkif you no play, hmm?

- [Sighs]

- okay, round oneis "secret word."

Your partner will give you cluesto the secret word,

and you have to figure outwhat it is.

Pump soap!carpenter! Weasels!

- We haven't started yet.

- Now, if you getfive answers correct,

you win--

- a conversation with youabout not breaking out?

- I was gonna saythese lovely towels,

but fine.

However, if you lose,

you get ponged!

[Alarm blaring, bell ringing]

- gah!the noises are back!

- Now, with your partner,describe these things

you find onyour breakfast plate.

Go!

- Uh, um...

All right, this is a meat.

It comes in strips.

- Meat strips.

Strip meat.

- No, it's on your plate.

Sometimes it's crunchy.

Sometimes it's chewy.

- Mm.that sounds delicious.

What is it?

- Pass.

You spread butter on this.

- Toilet seat.

Chain saw.

- Pass!

These are round,

and they're white,

and they're gooeyon the inside.

- Ghosts.

- No, they're onyour breakfast plate!

- Ghosts are onmy breakfast plate?

I hate this game!

- [Imitates buzzer]

ooh, out of time,

and you got zero correct.

- Um, how about fivebest bud bonus points

so we can have the conversationabout you not breaking out?

- [Imitates buzzer]

wrong again,

which means you get ponged!

[Alarm blaring, bell ringing]

okay, we'll find outin round two

if kendall gets to talk to meabout breaking out.

Stay tuned,and we'll be right back.

[Chuckles]

- you do not move!

We are not through!

We don't have to break out!

- ♪ Oh, yes, we do

♪ 'cause griffintold us to ♪

fast exit.

Da!da, da, da!

- Maybe griffinis a big turd.

Did you ever think about that?

- ♪ Did you ever think

♪ perhaps with a wink

- oh, boy.

- ♪ I'm gonna be

♪ a big broadway hit?

Yes!

- Or a flop!

I am so sorry, ma'am.

- My friend is--

- fabulous!

- ♪ Say, what?

- Yeah.♪ Say, what?

- You're perfectfor the new broadway musical

I'm out here casting for.

It's called broadway: the musical.

See you at the auditionsat noon.

[Brass fanfare]

- ♪ I'm breaking outto broadway ♪

♪ I'm breaking outto broadway ♪

- don't break out!

- ♪ I'm breaking out,i'm breaking out ♪

- it's just an audition!

- It's inevitable.

- Borrowing the lobby computer

so you can castmore tween choice votes?

- Good use of the word "borrow."

And all boy bandsbreak up, big brother.

I know you don't wantto break out,

but you also don't wantto be left behind.

- Okay, but jamesis still on my side,

and we can fix this.

- Yeah, you needto go upstairs.

[Furious drum solo]

- amazing.

I love thatplay-with-the-cam look.

Camera loves you, james.

Yeah, there you go.

- Wardrobe change!

[Thumping electronic music]

- what is this?

- I believe it's called

my solo albumconcept cover sh**t.

Observe.

James diamond.

I'm not in big time rush anymore cuz I broke out.

Title might be long.

James diamond, leaning against a cement wall.

Again, working on the title.

Ooh, and my personal favorite,

james diamond, break out dreams.

Too much cloud, right?

- Or more cloud.

[Upbeat electronic music]

who paid for all of this?

- I did.

My money was on you,

but I think I foundmy breakout star.

Come on, james.

Let's brainstormsome album titles.

Leave kendall behind.

- Okay, I guess that just leavesone thing to do.

♪ Don't you worryabout a thing ♪

♪ no hurry

♪ 'cause a love like thisis forever ♪

- okay, let's take it again,

but this time, let's goall the way to the end.

- As in the endof big time rush.

- ♪ The love we gotis so untouchable ♪

- what are you doing?

- It sounds wrong.

- No, sweetie, it sounds great.

- No, it's wrongsinging it by myself.

- Don't do it.it's not gonna work this time.

Ow!

I will give you one hour

to get the dogsto quit their breakouts,

and then we'll take careof griffin.

- I might need two.

- Forget it!

Ow!two!

But if you fail,

you come back here,and you record your solo album.

- Hey.

I need your islab

to set a tween choiceworld voting record.

- What?forget it.

Ow!

Take it.

[Trumpet fanfare]thanks.

[Bell dinging]

- welcome back

to logan's super mega ultimate game show

with our next round,"picture this!"

- And where is kendall?

- Right here,

and I'm ready to play.

- Let's begin.

One person drawson the super ultimate mega pad,

and their partner has to guesswhat it is they're drawing.

The clock will startwhen the lovely camille

shows us what you have to draw.

[Tense instrumental music]



- "Logan, please don't break out

because I don't wantbig time rush to break up."

Ah, yes!i win towels!

- [Imitates buzzer]no!

That doesn't count!

- You can't draw wordson the mega pad.

- Oh, but what he drewwas really sweet.

- Lovely camille,next picture.

[Harp glissando]

[ticking instrumental music]

[trumpet fanfare]

- "please."

That's one word.you said "words."

I win towels!

- No, no, that doesn't count!

No towels!

No!no towels!

And no letters!

Only pictureson the mega pad.

Lovely camille,next picture.

[Harp glissando]

[ticking instrumental music]

- uh, face.sad face.

Wait, more faces.

Four sad faces.

Big time rush!

Big time rush sadfor the rest of their lives

because logandidn't help kendall

stop their breakout!

- Yes!

- Okay, no, no, no, no, no!

We were lookingfor abraham lincoln.

- Ooh, that was my next guess!

- Which means...

All: you get ponged!

- Sorry.

- Okay, wait, wait.

Kendall has the five-point

best bud bonus points,

and you win!

[Bells dinging]

[cheers and applause]

- [laughing]

- wait.really?

- I never really wantedto break out.

I was just doing it

because I was scaredeverybody else would.

I just want to keep singingwith you guys.

- Oh, don't you worry.

'Cause we're gonna be singing.

[Snappy jazz music]

- ♪ I'm singing and dancing

♪ and dancing and singing

♪ and this is my helmet

♪ my black and shiny helmet

♪ it goes up and down,up and down ♪

♪ and you always singthe last note loud ♪

♪ broadway

- I think it's safe to say

that that was the bestperformance I've ever seen!

You've got the part.

- Yes!

- ♪ Not so fast,don't you start ♪

- ♪ we need our buddyfor another part ♪

- you do?

Both: ♪ we do

- ♪ who, may I ask, are you?

Both: ♪ we're his best friends

♪ we're stopping big time rushfrom breaking out ♪

are you in?

- ♪ I only did it'cause I thought ♪

♪ you were breaking out too

I'm in!

All: ♪ oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ♪

♪ and now we just need james

[all breathing heavily]

[upbeat instrumental music]



- Two hours on the nose.

But where is james?

- He's with griffin,

who is plottinghis solo career.

- And he'll never let jamesout of his sight.

- Because griffinis a big turd.

- Which means

it's gonna take a big planto get him back.

- We are talking one cargo net, feet of plywood,

and gallonsof petroleum jelly.

All: whisper plan time.

[All whispering indistinctly]

- what are you guyswhispering about?

- We're coming up with a planto get you to not break out.

- That's awesome becausei don't want to break out.

- Wait.

All: you don't?

- I was only doingthe solo thing

because I thought you were.

And I didn't wantto be left behind.

- Well, you can neverbe left behind

when you stick together.

- Okay, now let's gofight griffin.

- Before you do,i need all your smartphones.

- Okay.- Sure.

- Yeah.- Uh, vote james.

Here you go.- There you go.

- Thanks.

- Okay.

Now let's go fight griffin.

- All right.- Come on.

- And I'm ready for that fight

because I want my breakout star.

[All whispering indistinctly]

- we're just whispering.we need an actual plan.

- Okay!

So you wanta game show breakout, huh?

Well, how abouta game show breakout challenge?

All: yeah!

- And if you win,

we'll do whatever you say,

and you can break outwhoever you want.

- And if we win,

you let big time rushstay together.

- Or are you afraid?

- Whisper plan time!

[Both whispering indistinctly]

hmm.

I do love game showsand challenges

and whispering.

You're on.

Now name your game.

- Big time rush's super mega ultimate game show.

- I'm in as long as it's nota bunch of rigged questions

that only big time rushcan answer.

- Yup.

It's time for big time wheel.

You spin the wheeland guess the letters

to solve the phraseon the wall.

[Electronic bell chimes]

- I'd like to pick a vowel.is there a--

- "t."- "Q."

- Nine.- "R."

- [Speaking incoherently]- penguins!

"C."

- "I."

[Bell dinging]

- there are four of them.

- Darn it!

- And this is "jeopardized."

The first contestantto get ten answers correct

wins the round.

And your category is"true or false."

[Electronic beep]- true.

- You have to wait for meto ask the question.

- False.

- No, you have to hitthe buzzer.

[Electronic beep]

no, I haven't askedthe question.

[Electronic beep]- ooh, that's true!

- Why don't you understand this?

[Electronic beep]

- because jamesis not very bright.

- That is correct.

Now, what yeardid the w*r of take place?

[Electronic beep]

- trick question.thank you.

There was no .

- Why did you pick himfor this game?

- The answer is .

- That is correct.

[Electronic beep]- constantinople.

[Electronic beep]strip meat.

[Electronic beep]nose hair.

[Electronic beep]the plymouth valiant.

[Electronic beep]the honey badger.

[Electronic beep]warm pants.

[Electronic beep]sweet kentucky banjo music.

[Bell dinging]

[victorious music]

[electronic bell chimes]

[buzzer blares]

- nice spin!

- I've never spuna wheel before!

- Well, maybe you shouldhave spun it harder!

- Like this?

[Grunts]

[wheel clicking]

- is there an "r"?

[Bell dinging]- yes, there are two "r"s.

- Darn it!

[Electronic bell chimes]

- to win this round,you must survive

on only what is availableto you on the island:

worms, dirt, rocks,

and tropical bird droppings.

[All gagging]

- good luck, gentlemen.

- Ah, I can't do it!

It's too gross!

I'm gonna hurl.

[All shouting]

- [sighs]

[bell dinging]

- it's my turn!

- Stop it!i'm better at spinning!

- No, you're not!- Stop it!

- No!- I'm spinning!

It's my turn!

[Buzzer blares]

I told you I was better!

- Is there a "g"?

[Bell dinging]

- there are two "g"s.

- Darn it!

[Electronic bell chimes]

[beach rock music]

[tense orchestral music]

[all cheering]

[trumpet fanfare]

all: oh!

[Bell dinging]

[alarm blaring]

- is there a "t"?

[Bell dings]

- yes, there is one "t."

- I'd like to solve the puzzle.

"Griffin is a big turd."

[Alarm blaring]

- yes, that is correct.

Griffin is a big turd.

[Trumpet fanfare]

- oh, look at that.four out of four.

Game over.

- Uh...oh...

Okay, hey, wait.

What about, um,

five best bud bonus points?

- The game is over.i won.

The breakout will happen.

And besides, I can't thinkof anything you've done

that deservesfive bonus points.

- Oh, really?

How about a recordfive nominations

for the tween choice awards?

All: what?

- Awesomest music group,awesomest song,

awesomest hair,awesomest look,

and awesomest video.

- So you still think peopledon't want more big time rush?

- Five bonus points it is.

[Bell ringing]

all: yes!

- And I want big time rush

to performat the tween choice awards.

And bring me home some sweettween choice purple rockets.

- Oh, we'll get you that rocketfor sure.

- Oh, yeah, we are.- Rocket.

- Why are you all lookingat me?

[All shouting]

I'm going as fast as I can!

[All shouting]

- ♪ step it up,get in gear ♪

♪ go for broke,make it clear ♪

- ♪ got to go big time

- ♪ hey, hey

- ♪ make it work,get it right ♪

♪ change the world overnight

- ♪ got to dream big time

- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh

- ♪ hey, hey

- ♪ give it all you got now

- ♪ hey, hey

- ♪ isn't it a rush

- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh

♪ oh-oh, oh-oh

- ♪ go and shake it up

♪ whatcha gotta lose

♪ go and make your luckwith the life you choose ♪

♪ if you want it all,lay it on the line ♪

♪ it's the only life you gotso you got to live it big time ♪
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