01x07 - Chapa's Crush

[bunniefuu]

[ Music ]

[ shoutout mumbling ]

- put the balls in the bag!

- I'm putting! Oh this day is the worst!

- Okay. We might need to take the "l" on this one.

Which is what I would say if we didn't have a secret w*apon

about to bust through that window!

Awol now!

[ Awol screams ]

- ow.

- What the-- what happened to you?!

- There was a butterfly on the roof and then I got scared

and then I got tangled up in this rope

and could someone please help me?

- Why are you scared of butterflies?

- Because they're scary!

- Whatever just teleport out of there.

- I can't teleport unless my arms are free...

- Daaaahhh... Okay, greeeeat.

Awol is bouncing into a wall,

shoutout's mouth is covered up.

Which is kind of nice actually...

[ Muffled "hey!"]

- And brainstorm is taking a much needed nap...

- I'm awake! But I'm blind!

I can't see!

- Just relax, you're just blindfolded.

- Curse you, faaaate!

- Over to youuuuuuu, volt.

Your hands are free and you can zap that guy

with your electricity. So... Go ahead.

- Did anybody else notice how blue the sky is today?

- Of course we noticed it rained yesterday

it's gorgeous -- now zap him!

- What is this?!

I said I wanted nacho balls -- nacho money!

- I'm sorry, robbers usually want money!

- He's gettin' away, volt. Zap him!

- Okay that's my robbery...

I wanna say thank you to the close nacho ball...

- Zzzzzzzzap'him.

- Lotta people say you're trash

but you've been a great place to rob...

- Isaidzaphim!

- Have a lovely afternoon!

- Ah, you too!

- What's wrong with you?! You let him get away!!!

There's no way he's comin' back--

oh! He's back!

- I forgot hot sauce.

- The coveted second chance! This almost never happens!

Zap him, volt!

- Does anybody want to go for a walk in the park later?

Volt: maybe do some painting? - What?

- I've been getting into painting.

- You should get into zapping! Zap him!

- Okay, I'm leaving for realsies this time and I won't be back.

- Nooooooo!

- Forgot my lollipop.

- The unheard of third chance!

This has literally never happened

in the history of crime fighting but here it is, volt!

All you gotta do is lift your finger and zap him,

now what are you waiting for?!

- Okay that's phone, keys, lollipop.

That should do it. Again, I've been take-out!

Thank you! Annnnd get wrecked!

- Did he dab?

Sounded like the perfect place for a dab.

- Yes, he dabbed.

He dabbed us into oblivion.

[ Music ]

- that was the single worst mission

I've ever been involved with!

- You people make me sick!

Captain man: I'm seriously considering retiring!

- You should fire all of them!

- Okay. Seriously? Captain man: see that? That's right.

Awol: look, mistakes were made.

But dude... You need to calm down.

- The only person who is allowed to say "you need to calm down"

to me is taylor swift via song.

- Why are you mad at us?

- Yeah! Chapa's the one who let the bad guy get away.

- Three times!

- Where is she anyway?!

- Don't look at me, I'm blind!

But I think it's enhancing my other senses.

Is someone eating nacho ball?

Oh it's me!

- Yeah, I think she's in the bathroom.

- Great, let's talk about her before she comes back.

- I personally don't think it's very nice

to talk about people when they are not around

to defend themselves.

But can we talk about how weird she's been lately?

- Yeah!

- I sneezed the other day and she said bless you.

- Whoa that's weird. - Oh that's weird.

- Last week, I lent her my pen, and she said... "Thanks."

- Okay. What? - Out of character.

- Then she returned the pen!

- Okay. Whoa whoa whoa.

- Well that confirms what I've suspected for a while now.

Chapa's possessed, and we're gonna have to end her.

- Or. Or. Orrrr...

Maybe we figure out what's going on with her

and we try to help her work it out.

- Veto. We'll have to end her.

- Hi, friends.

- Hey girl!

- Hiii! - Welcome back!

- How was the bathroom?

- Were you guys just talking about me?

- Well I personally don't think it's nice to do that,

but mika was just saying she thought you really messed up today.

- He was gonna end you!

- And he'd have every right to because the bad guy got away

and it was all my fault.

Captain man: well you guys heard her.

- Ooo! I know how I can make it up to all of you.

Who's hungry? - I could eat.

- Then it's settled. I'll go to hip hop purée

and get us all some num nums for our tum tums?

Sound good? Okay I'm gonna head down there.

Just text me your orders. - You don't have a phone!

- Byeeeeee!

- Num nums for our tum tums? She is clearly possessed

by finniwinks the fairy princess of sweetness.

- Classic finniwinks.

Always turning mean people sweet.

- She's not possessed.

Brainstorm: are you sure?

Look at all her paintings.

[ High-pitched voice ] - maybe science can explain this.

- Finniwinks?

[ Normal voice ] - I don't know who just said that but it can.

While you were plotting the m*rder of one of our co-workers,

I sneakied a hair out of her brush

and I putted it into this little machineychine and...

[ Schwoz giggles ]

- well what is it?! - Tell us!

- What's wrong with her?! - Spit it out, dude!

- Her like-a-tol levels are off the charts.

- English, schwoz! - Oooh!

That was english!

Like-a-tol is a pheromone that rises

when you have a crush on someone.

- So chapa's all happy because she likes someone?

- No. She's happy because she like-likes someone.

[ Brainstorm and shoutout gasp ]

- chapa's in like-like with someone?

- Yes.

- No way...

- Hey, why? Why?

- That's why she couldn't use her powers today --

she's too happy 'cuz she's in like-like!

- Look, I've known chapa for six whole weeks okay.

I think I'd know if she was in like-like with someone.

So... Yeah.

- Again?

- Ohh! - Wow.

♪ Look away from me

♪ 'cause I like-like you

♪ look away

- it all just kinda happened.

[ Kids all taking at once ]

- stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ whoaaa-oooh

♪ whoaaa-oooh

♪ ooooh-ooooh

♪ danger!

♪ One two three force!

[ Kids in unison ] - emergency!

- That's just the doorbell. - I know.

[ Music ]

- hmm. You're wasting your time.

- No I'm not. I'm trying to figure out

who chapa is in like-like with.

- Oh, I know what you're doing.

It's just that your guesses are off by...

Miles.

- You think she's in like-like...

With you-you?

- Of course she is.

If you spend enough time around a pecan pie,

you're gonna want a slice.

- Can we please not talk about food?

I'm starving.

I know who chapa's in like-like with.

- Let me guess -- you.

- Oh. No. No no no no no.

I'm a monster. My skin's too clear,

my hair's too soft, I got these gross dimples...

Blah!

But I'm pretty sure I figured it out.

There's your man. We find this guy, we find chapa's crush.

- What are all those recei--

♪ all geared up and ready to gooo... ♪

♪ Gonna end some people I don't knooow... ♪

Is this the like-like board? - Yes but--

- wow henry too, huh? Okay... Got it.

♪ Gonna make some random strangers bleed-- ♪

- wait wait wait! - What?

- Are you really gonna go "end"

all those people on that smartboard?

- Number one: if I tell you, you're all accomplices.

Number two: yes.

Until chapa's crush has an "unexplained accident"

I'm down one superhero and I don't wanna end up

in a nacho ball trash can again!

- It's very concerning to me that I'm the first person

to tell you that v*olence doesn't solve every problem.

- Oh, kids... So young,

so much to learn...

- v*olence didn't solve our rat problem.

- Yeah neither did building that tiny tent

and training them to do tricks!

- Aw, I love our rat circus!

[ Circus music playing ]

- not now! We gotta figure out who chapa's crush is.

- I thought bose already figured it out.

- No, look at all these receipts.

They're all chapa's and they're all from hip hop purée.

- Yeah she's been going there a lot lately.

- Fourteen times in the last three days!

And all these receipts list the same cashier -- creston.

[ Bose and miles gasp ]

- creston? That's a hot guy name.

- It is?

- Uh have you ever seen an ugly creston?

- I don't think I've ever seen a creston.

- Well you're in for a treat.

- Then I'm gonna go down to hip hop purée

and "have a little talk" with this creston.

- Um, why don't I go down there and talk to him?

- All right. Suit yourself.

- No... No I'm just gonna say, "listen buddy.

"I don't know what you have going on with our friend chapa.

"But you gotta back off!

There could never be anything between you!"

- Wait wait... Never?

- That's right. Superheroes can never fall in love...

Or even like-like. We're married to swellview.

And there's no room for anything else.

I mean look at ray.

- Sup.

- He's loveless... - Huh? What?

- He has no friends... - Whoa...

- He's utterly alone! And why?

- Hey for your information--

- because he made a commitment to the city of swellview.

- Man, I didn't realize until right now

that you have no friends.

- I have-- I have friends!

- Really? - Yes! Tons.

- Name one. We'll wait.

- Schwoz. - He works for you.

- And you slapped him this morning.

- That's just how men shake hands!

- I don't usually pick up on these things

but it sure doesn't seem like you have any friends, ray.

- I got a bunch of friends!

I got... My buddy...

Kuuuuunnnkaaaa?

- You got a buddy named kunka? - Mm-hmm.

- That's the fakest name I've ever heard.

- Nope! He's real.

And I got plans with him later. So...

- What are you guys gonna do? Go get some frosted tips?

- Okay first of all no one's gonna even remember that reference.

Second of all he is real, and we are real friends.

And we're close friends.

In fact I'm gonna bring him back here

to meet you guys later today.

Captain man: how 'bout that.

Oh whatsup! Somebody's ears must be burning.

Kunkaaaa! What's up kunkanstuff!?

That's my nickname for him 'cuz like we're tight like that.

Hey you wanna hang out later? Cool!

Captain man: I'll see you later!

- Okay I'm gonna go to hip hop purée

and talk to this creston.

- You're gonna miss the rat circus.

- Okay, but just the trapeze part.

[ Music ]

- hey! Hey! It's a crazy question

but is anybody here named kunka?!

No? Okay I didn't think so. Alright this place is gross byeeee!

Lil' kunka: my name's kunka.

- Who said that?

Lil' kunka: down here.

My name's kunka. What's yours?

- Ray.

Hey is it cool if I borrow lil' kunka for a bit?

I have to prove to some children that I have real friends.

- Fine with me.

- This could not be going any better...

- Excuse me! Where are you going with my son?!

- I thought-- I thought you were his mom!

- Never said that.

- Okay. Is it cool if I borrow lil' kunka for a bit

and as I say that I see you're pulling out a can of mace and--

owwwwww noooo not the face!!!

Ahhh! Ahhh. Ahhh. Ah.

Okay is anyone else here named kunka?

[ Music ]

- hi. Sorry to bother you while you're blending

but I'm looking for creston

because my friend's in like-like with him

and I'm here to tell him that he needs to stop--

♪ you

♪ I like-like-like you

♪ I like-like-like you

♪ I like-like-like

♪ like-like-like you

♪ I like-like-like

♪ I really like you

♪ I like-like-like

♪ like-like really like ♪

- what are you doing here?

- He's so cute.

[ Music ]

- no way this dude's cuter than me.

Bose, stop watching that rat circus, man!

- They've gotten a lot better.

Rattina finally has her confidence back

after the accident.

- Cool cool cool.

Hey, the girls still aren't back yet.

- Weird. It's been a while.

- Exactly. So I'm thinking it might be time

to send in the big boys.

- Oh yeahhhhhh, the big boys. Who are they?

- I'm talking about us. Miles and bose.

Mose. That's not great.

Biles. That's even worse.

We'll pitch on it on the way.

We'll work on that too.

[ Music ]

- okay, we are...

[ In unison ] - da-boys!

- Okay. Let's show these girls how to get stuff dooooo--

♪ ohhhh whoooaaa

♪ I like you

♪ oh do I like-like

- hey what's going ooonnnn--

♪ ohhhh whoooaaa

♪ I like you

♪ I like you I like you too ♪

♪ it's like time is something new ♪

♪ oh I like-like you

♪ I like-like you

[ loudly clears throat ]

- huh?

- What are you guys doing here?

- Is that creston?

- It sure is.

♪ You'rrreee the onnneeee for meeee ♪

♪ 'cause I like-like you

♪ you'rrreee the onnneeee for meeee ♪

[ romantic music ]

- hey courtney, my hair is tired.

I'm gonna go take a break.

- Okay get outta here you guys!

- No! As long as you're in like-like with creston,

you can't get angry enough to use your powers.

- So?

- So I'm trying to get you your powers back.

And possibly creston's number.

- What? No way! I saw him first!

- That doesn't mean you own him!

- Yeah! Creston should get to choose his boo.

- What, you guys like-like him now too?

- Look I don't wanna put a label on it.

But I feel like creston and I were vibin'.

- Dude's bringin' it. And I am signing for delivery.

He somehow makes soft hair and dimples look good.

- I have had fifty smoothies in the last four days

because of this guy.

Now get outta here and let me enjoy my creston!

Get out! - Get your hands off me.

- I am not leaving. - Crestooon!!!

[ Music ]

- bon appétit.

- I need help! Somebody help me!

I need help!

- What can I do for you, sir?

- I've been maced six different times

at four different restaurants,

I can't get this stuff out of my eyes,

I can't understand why moms are so protective

of their stupid children,

and I gotta find somebody named kunka

and make him my friend!

- Relax sir. You're at nacho ball.

- No! No not again!!!

- No no sir... You're not at the close nacho ball.

- You're at the nice one. - Huh?

- And maybe this hot towel will get the mace out of your eyes.

- Okay...

- Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice

you're looking for someone named kunka.

- Yeah so?

- Well, y'see... My name is kunka.

- Really? Do... You wanna be my friend?

- Well I don't know. Tell me about you.

What do you like?

- I like not getting maced by moms.

- [ Chuckles ] oh moms...

They're as protective as they are attractive.

Am I right? - Yeah.

- I'll leave you guys to it.

- Is that your katana over there?

- Yup. Or as I call it...

My kunka-tana.

Let me show you.

- I love swords, and I love moms,

and I would love it if you would be my grown up friend.

- Well that sounds just fine.

But can you do me a favor first? - Anything.

- Will you be my hostage while I rob this nacho ball?

- What? Nooooo!!!

Oh my...why would you--

ray: daaahhh!

Aahhh!

- Okay everyone, my name's take-out and this...

Is a robbery!

- I thought you were my friend!

[ Ray screams ]

[ music ]

[ all shouting at once ]

- okay you need to calm down!

- Is your name taylor swift? - No!

- Then don't tell me to calm down!

- People are gonna see your powers!

- Oh great, you got your powers back!

Creston's probably gonna like you the best!

- No he won't! - Are you kidding --

sparks will literally fly!

- What the heck was that?!

- It's a super buzz from schwoz! You should know that by now!

- Something's going down at nacho ball -- the nice one!

- Then let's go! - Okay!

- Whatever! Hey creston?

- How late are you working tonight?

- Nine-thirty. - Oh we'll be back before then.

- Yeah we will.

[ Music ]

- may I get you anything else with your robbery today?

- Ummmm...

[ Screams in pain ]

- I don't think so...

- Do you need utensils?

We have conflict free bamboo forks--

- what happened?!

- Ooooh, it's danger force. Good to see you.

You guys here to help me get away again?

- Nope.

- Ahhhh!

[ Take-out grunts ]

- that guy is my friend! Ask him his name!

- What's happening?! - Pain.

[ Shoutout super screams ]

- his name is kunka and he is my grown-up friend!

- What's your name, friend?

- I just said it was kunka!

- It's take-out.

- Noooooooooo!

- Well I'm taking you out... To jail.

- Ohhh that was such an amazing exit line!

I mean-- what the-- he said it-- and then--i mean come on--

aww this day is the worst! Ow!

[ Music ]

- breaking news...

More like breaking hearts.

Swellview's own heartthrob, creston chestwell

has moved to neighborville to spend time with his girlfriend.

That's right, he's gone.

- Why?

[ Danger force cries ]

- sources say his girlfriend is not even that cute

and is actually kind of basic.

She also wears scrunchies.

- Yuck.

- She still wears scrunchies. - Left town!

- Well, we have no other news.

So mary and I will just sit here in awkward silence.

- Hope you're happy, creston.

- Well I suppose we should all talk about

the lesson we learned today...

- What? - We're learning lessons now?

- I don't know, ray. Learning is not really my thing.

- The lesson we all learned today...

Is that I have a good friend named kunka.

- Oh no. - No you don't.

- Yes I do!

- Look we know we're your only friends ray. It's okay.

- You're not my only friends!

I got lots of friends!

I have a lot of friends.

And they're really cool and they like me

and they believe me when I say things...

Henry: dude are you still crying?

♪ I like you like you ♪

♪ I like you like you ♪

♪ I like you like-like you ♪

♪ you're the one for me

- when did schwoz build all this?

- Hmm?

- When did schwoz build all this?

[ Music ]

♪ always on the scene in the nick of time ♪

♪ the second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ whoaaa-oooh

♪ whoaaa-oooh

♪ ooooh-ooooh

♪ danger!

♪ One two three force!