01x08 - Return of the Kid

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Danger Force". Aired: March 28, 2020 –; present.*
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
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01x08 - Return of the Kid

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[ music ]

- Aha wha ha ha ha

oooh welcome back buddy.

- Kinda tight there, big dog.

- Oh!I have missed you so much.

- Think I just hearda rib cr*ck.

- It's gonna be more than oneby the time I'm done with you.

- Alright.Personal space, Ray.

Alright c'mon.- Release. Release.

Do not make me get the crowbar.

- It's so nice to see a dudehug another dude.

- Right?!Bring it in, man...

- It's okay, it's okay...I got this.

But you might wanna step back.

- Ahhh.- You hate to see it.

- Sorry.Got a little emotional there.

Just that uh, you know,you've been gone a long time

and I've been so alone.

[ the kids clear their throats ]

- Quiet, I'm talking to Henry!

So uh, hey uh, what are youdoing back in Swellview?

- Myyyyyy dad is graduatingfrom Juilliard...

dot-com.

- No way, your dad's a moron.

He couldn't graduatefrom online Harberd.

- Yeah, dude!He's so dumb!

No, I'm actually hereto see you!

- Aw, my little birdie

flew right back to the nest!- Yeah.

- Come give mama birda big ol' hug...

- No no no--- Get over here you!

- So how's my old job?

You guys go onany sick missions?

- Oh man tons of missions!- So many.

- Yeah? Cool like what?Anything dangerous?

- We once caught a guy that wasstealing books from the library!

- Oh, yeah!

- Okay. But I was kinda' lookin'for some sick fights, though.

- Oooh! We once battledevery bad guy in Swellview

at the same time!

- Noice!What happened?

- Mika let 'em allout of prison!

- Wow, I spent my wholechildhood locking those guys up,

so I can't wait to hearhow you all caught 'em.

- We didn't!

- Sick twist:They're all still out there!

- I've gotta imagine thatsome of them are out there

committing crimes right now.

- More than likely.- Wow.

- Alright that ends your visitwith Henry, he's mine now.

- I enjoyed our time together!

- Hey so uh, how's Dystopia?Do you need me to come help you?

Cuz I will burn this whole thingto the ground

and leave right now.

[ Danger Forceclears their throats ]

- Keep it down! God, they'realways here, it's like...

- Emergency call.

- Oh! Hey hey this is perfectwe can go on a mission!!!

Huh? Let's pop some gumand have some... fum.

- You know I'm all aboutthat fum big dog

but, you know, everyone thinksKid Danger is kinda...

- Hot?- Dead.

- Exactly.- Right.

- What's the emergency?

- It looks like there's a brawlat the nail salon.

- Ooohhh we could fight crimeand then get our nails done!

Just like old times!- Mmmm...

- C'mon, I'll let youpick my color!

- You-- You know, I'd love topick your color, man,

but I've been droppingso many fools in Dystopia,

I was thinking I could just,you know,

you know, kick it herefor a while...

- Yeah yeah yeahcool cool cool cool,

yeah, let's just kick it here.

Let's kick it--I was thinkingthe same thing.

Guys, why don't you justhandle this one yourselves.

- Yes!- Can I pee first?

- Why don't you pee on the way!Here you go, there you go.

Alright guysdon't end anybody!

And try not to let anybodyend you okay!

Down the tube!

That nail salon'sgoing up in flames.

Come on, pal I'll give youa tour of the Man's Nest!

- Alright yeah, cool.I'm right behind you, big dog.

- Dude, don't you wanna seemy axe-throwing room?!

- Hm?- Dude, don't you wanna seethe axe-throwing room?!

- Do you even have to axe?

- God I've missed this.

Let's go have some fum!

[ in unison ]- Woooo!

[ music ]

[ video game character singing ]

- This is great!- I love this!

- I love you!- What?

- I said, I'd get readyfor round two!

VIDEO GAME VOICE: Round two! Tango!

Time to get close!

[ tango music ]

- Should we..?

- I didn't travelhalfway around the world

to not b*at the Tango Levelon Prance, Prance, Revolutionwith you.

[ tube alert ]

[ Danger Force moans ]

- Ow.

- How'd it go?!

- It went great.

- We broke up the fight.

- With our faces.

- Wasn't all bad.Got muh nails did.

Even had timeto squeeze in a pedi.

- Nice!- Pretty!

- That call wrecked me.

I'ma go throw up and lay down.- Same.

- Dry my toes.- Nah nah nah nah.

Another call came inwhile you were out.

[ Danger Force groans ]

Bunch'a fire beesare attacking a honey store.

- What?- Oh my god...

- Caller said some m*rder bearsare headin' up there too,

so hustle up.

[ Danger Force groans ]

- We just gotour cheese steamed.

Can't you settle a honey fightbetween fire beesand m*rder bears?

- Ooooooh, whaddaya say,partner?

- Hard pass, my guy.We got a big lift coming up.

- Sorry kids.Buzz off!

[ ShoutOut whines ]

[ tango music ]

- Hey! Now thatthe lift is over,

are you sure you guysdon't wanna come help us?

- You're superheroes!Quit your bellyaching!

- This is whatyou get paid for!

[ in unison ]- You got paid?!

- Down the tube!

- How long are you gonnastay up there?!

- As long as I can, kid.As long as I can.

It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all taking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ]- Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell.- I know.

[ music ]

- No, no, your superpoweris great! I love it.

- Then what are youcomplaining about?

- My only note would bemaybe don't zap anything

while we'rein a t*nk full of water.

- We got your heartto start b*ating again.

- Eventually.- Exactly.

Now where's that fluffy towelyou were bragging about?

- Ooo! Right here.

- I will never doubt youon towels ever again.

- [ giggles ]Thanks!

Where's my brother and Bose?

- Bose wanted to stop fora breakfast burrito,

Miles said he was gonnateleport them back here

and I don't knowwhere they're at.

- Ladies.

This is a seriouslyfluffy towel.

- Right?

- Greetings.

- Who's your friend?

- Oh this?!You noticed this?!

Well, this stupid fishclamped on to me

when I tackled that bad guyand we fell into the aquarium.

And now it won't let go!

I hate you!

VOLT: You know what I think?

I think that thing should beon Captain Man's arm.

[ Brainstorm, AWOL, ShoutOut ] - Yeah!

- I was thinking the same thing!

I'm getting sick and tiredof answering

all the emergency calls!

- Fmmf memee murffle haff.- Bose is right!

Captain Man should be the onewho gets bitten or zapped

and dies for a little bit.

- Good luck getting himoff his butt

with his buddy Henry in town.

- So we all agree.

We gotta destroy Henry.

- Whoa.- What?

- Calm down.- Chill out.

- Orrrr... we can stand upto Ray. Together.

[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- And we tell himthat we're exhausted

and we're sick ofputting our lives on the line

while he and his BFFare having a sleep over!

[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- And if he doesn't like it,we're all quitting!

[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- And I was thinking thatmaybe Chapa should be the onethat tells him!

[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- Why me?

[ The fish bites AWOL ]

- Ahh!

[ Professionally soundingRock music ]

[ Actually playing terribly ]

[ Professionally soundingRock music ]

[ Actually playing terribly ]

- Whoa!- Whoa! Whoa! Hey!

- What happened?!

- You must have blown a fuse...

because you were rockingso haaaard.

- That's exactly what happened.- Makes sense.

- Can you believe we've nevereven practiced before?

- Don't need to practice whenyou're already perfect, dude.

- Wow. I've missed you.

- And I've missed Nacho Ballget outta my way.

- Hokay, well...if your little concert is over

I'm going to goback to work now.

- Yeah yeah do whateverI don't care.

- Why do you evenhave to tell us that?

[ Henry's phone pings ]

- Who's texting, your mom?

Hey, she still married?What's her deal these days?

- Ooooh. I did not miss that.

- I was thinkin'maybe I could..

- I was thinkin' shut up.- we could hang out.

Now that you're out ofthe scene she's probablykind of bored.

- Nah, I'm just trying--- Looking for wayto spice things up.

- Okay just -- I'm trying tosave these texts to the cloud.

SIRI VOICE: Reading messages out loud.

- No no no no no--

SIRI VOICE: You can't run from this thing.

It will find you.

- That didn't sound likeyour mom.

- Pff-- right?

Hey uh, totallyunrelated question,

but I'm like totallyun-trackable

in the Man's Nest, right?- Oh yeah dude.

Schwoz installed thesemacro-electron scramblers --

trying to find you herewould be like trying to find

a gray hair on my head.

- There's one right there.- What?!

- Hey!- What what I don't have

any gray hairs you're old! What?

- We all have somethingto say to you!

[ VOLT, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- Chapa, tell 'em.

- We've been takingall of the calls

for like threeor four days now.

[ ShoutOut, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- We think you guys should takethe next call!

[ ShoutOut, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- And we also think we should beable to vaporize

one person a yearfor no reason at all.

[ ShoutOut, AWOL, Brainstorm ]- Yeah!

- Wait. No no no.

- That's not okay.- What?

- Sure, we'll takethe next call.

- It's been a half minute,my fists are getting thirsty,

and crime is a tall glassof water.

- Please don't punch my--- Yeah!

Next call that comes in isgonna go home in a body bag.

- Easy bro.

Who even knows when the nextcall is gonna come in.

[ Emergency call alert ]

- Would'ja look at that?!An emergency call.

- How convenient.

- Exactly -- someone's trying torob that corner store:

How Convenient.

- So you and me are going toPound Town, buddy.

- Pound Town is nicethis time of year,

but uh, I really just wannafinish my Nacho Ball.

- Chapa ate it.

- C'mon man. Pop one of thoseDystopian gum balls.

I wanna see thatswet 'stume.

- Aw god, I didn--I didn't bring any.

- Huh?

- What are these then?

- Guess I did bring some.Thanks buddy.

- C'mon it's rightdown the street.

We'll be back in five minutes.

- Five minutes?- Yeah.

Have I ever lied to you?- You once told me you were born

in nineteen-ninety-eight.- I was! I was!

Ninety-eight --year of the fist.

- Alright. Let's blow and go.

- Alright. Oh dude,where's your mask?

- We actually don't wear masksin Dystopia.

- What?!- Yeah I don't know

I just think we're just kindabeyond that?

- Actually that's extremelyirresponsible.

- Mask wearing saves lives.- Well you're in Swellview now

so you're puttin' somethingon your face.

- No no no no no.You always do this.

- Put 'em on.Put 'em on.

- I don't wanna.- Put 'em on.

Just put 'em on.- Stop!

- There you go.- Have fun! Goodbye!

- Try not to get vaporized!- We'll be here!

- You wanna call it?

- Up the tube!

- Oooh.

- We go down the tube now.

- Down the tube!

- Okay, I'm eatin'Captain Man's Nacho Ball!

- Chapa ate it.

[ music ]

- No no no, the sour apple!- We're being robbed again.

- No, the green one.- It's fine he's almost done.

- No the other green one.- Do we have any cereal at home?

- Who wants a limeflavoredbubble gum burner phone?!

- How about you stop playingvideo games and go check?

- Can you pay attentionto me please?

- You're always,"in the middle of a game!"

- Part of the reason I robpeople is for the connection

and I feel like you're nothere with me right now.

- Hey look it's your old pal,Jeff!

- Yeah yeah yeah coollet's hurry this up.

- Aw man I'm so excited!- Yeah!

- Well I don't even knowwhat we are?!

What does "vibing" even mean?

- Where are you going?I'm not done crime-ing.

[ Clears throat ]

- Ahh!

- Robbing a store with a skunk?

That plan stinks!

Now you go you go you go.- Uhhhh...

what the smell are you doingnow c'mon you're going to jail.

- Whoa whoa whoa, hey hey heyhey man take your time!

- What?- C'mon.

- What are you talking about?

- Let's slow-fight this crime.

- I just wanna get backto my Nacho Ball.

- Hey? Is this yournew sidekick?- Maybe?

- No.- We're just kinda vibingright now.

- You don't even knowwhat that means.

- I know what it means.- What does it mean?

- It means like we're, likewe're together but not really.

- I can't even talk to you.- Well spray helloto my little friend!

- Ahhhh! It burns!- Haha, classic Jeff.

- Yeah, alright! We stopped therobbery-- let's get back tothe Man's Nest.

- Well no no no. Hey man,c'mon we gotta go chase Jeff!

- No man... no no no. Let'sget back to the Man's Nest.

- C'moooooooonnn it'll be fun.Like old times.

Punchin'... quippin'...takin' selfies...- I don't want to take selfies.

- Ooo you know what we can dowe can steal some of these

bubble gum burner phones andblame it on Jeff.

- That's just stealing.- It's kind of a grey area.

- Not really.- I do it all the time--

who's gonna know.Who's gonna know?

[ music ]

ROBOT VOICE: Henry Hart located.

Sending bounty hunter.

- I can explain.

[ music ]

- Hey, I finally got mom and dadto fall asleep.

- Finally.

- You know what that means...

- Screen tiiiiime!- Screen tiiiiime!

- I wish I had a phone.

- Okay... no talking no tappingno bugging no nothing.

- We know howscreen time works, Mika.

- Why are we still talkingwhile we could be staring?

- Shhhhh.

- This is great...

[ alarm buzzes ]

- Nooooo dude!

- It's Ray, gotta answer it.

[ Chapa groans ]

- What do you want?!

- You're interruptingscreen time!

- Oh, snap, my bad D-Force.

Just that uh me and the kid arein a little jammy-jam but,

eh don't worry about it we'llfind another way outta this.

- Nooooooo! We need them to helpus get out of here A-S-A-NOWWWW!

Please come help us!

- Sorry! Captain Man saidyou guys would handle this call.

- She's right, kid.I did promise themwe'd take this call.

We gotta honor it.Even if it kills you.

- Please come help us!

Wh- what what do you want?Captain Man will give it to you!

- What?- You want to flythe Man Copter?

- Ooohh!- You want a bunch of puppies?

We'll give it to you.

Just please come,please come help get us.

[ Danger Force in unison ]- Puppies!

- We're on our way.

- Jeez, Kid. What's got yourbrisket in a basket?

- Okay I gottalevel with you dude.

Dystopia is really scary

and I kinda messed withsome things that are so evil

that I can't even explainincluding this bounty hunter

named Blackout that literallyeats people's souls

and he's hungry for mineso I came to Swellview

because I thought I'd be safein the Man's Nest

but he clearly found meand he's gonna eat our souls!

- So you didn't come toSwellview to see me?

- What?- That's wha--

that's what I'm hearing.- No no no. I--

- That's what you said.- No I did! I did!

But I also don't wantmy soul to get eaten.

And I needed to do some laundry.

- Ahh!- What?

It's Blackout dude!

- Yeah, it looks like someoneforgot to pay the power bill.

Huh?- No no no no no --

it always goes darkbefore Blackout shows up.

- O this guycan turn off lights?

Oh, I'm so scared.- Why are you laughing?

- What else can he do?Unplug your amp

while you're playing guitarand as I say that I realize

Schwoz might have donethat on purpose,

that little piece of--

- I should have neverhave come here.

I'm sorry for putting youin danger dude.

- Relax, this loserdoesn't even have a w*apon.

Okay I'm taking that homeafter we're done with this guy.

- We're gonna die, dude.

- Wait wait wait, I'm trying tothink of an opening quip.

Okay how about...Knock knock--

CAPTAIN MAN: Typically, you'dsay, "who's there?"

- Look, I'm the one you want.

Okay, eat my soul, do whateveryou want to the body,

just don't hurt my friend.

[ Danger Force in unison ]- Ahhh!!

- Too high.- I know.

- How did you missthe floor AWOL?

- At least we're here. We couldhave been in another country.

Ungrateful.

- Hey why are the lights off?- It's Blackout!

He's a bounty hunterfrom Dystop--

- Iiiii've alreadystopped listening.

- Wasn't done with my quip.I said "Knock kno--

- Thanks I owe you onebyeeeeee.

- What, dude?- Where are you going?

- Stop it, man.- Yeah, scary guy's that way.

- Looks like Captain Manis takin' care of him.

- Wait wait wait!

After I say knock knock,you say "who's there"

and I say "my fist."

And then before you can say"my fist who?"

That's when I say-- Ahhh!

- AlrightI'lll see you guys later.

Tell Schwoz he can just keepmy dirty laundry.

- No no no no!- Hey hey hey!

- Stay here and help usfight this guy.

- Yeah. Captain Man says

that you're the best superherohe's ever seen.

- That does not sound like him.

- He also says you have asurprisingly good singing voice.

♪ I guess I'm alriiiiight.

- Ahhh! Uh.

- Captain Man saysthat we're garbage

and the four of us will nevermeasure up to one of you.

- I'm sure you guysare pretty tough.

- Well why don't you stay hereand we can show you?

- Yeah.Let's take this guy down.

Together.- Oooh.

- Was that cheesy?That felt really cheesy.

- Very cheesy.- Little cheesy.

Yeah very cheesy.- Nooo...

- Lil' bit.- Yeah a lil' bit.

Just a lil' bit.

- Ahhh!

- Why won't you die?!

- You ready?

- Let's ride on this foooool!

[ ShoutOut screams ]

- Move!

[ ShoutOut super screams ]

- Hey Blackout, what do you get

when you cross a duckwith a Shih Tzu?

Blackout?

Blackout!

Okay, that's your onefor the year.

[ music ]

- Hokay, laundry all done.- Thanks Schwoz.

- I left a little present

in the pocket of one ofyour pairs of jeans.

- Awww. Thanks.

What is it like uh,a little piece of candy?

- All I can say is...it's alive.

- What? Seriously?

No seriously?- It was nice to see you!

I love your wig!

- Hey!- Hey!

- Don't forget your Nacho Ball!

- Whoever sits next to meon the plane is gonna hate me.

- Because of the farts?- Because of the bowels, yes.

- You can't do dairy.- Yeah.

- Y'know you don't have togo back to Dystopia.

- No, I do.

Running to Swellviewjust put you guys in danger.

- Yeah, but theytook care of it right?

- They sure did, dude.

Tough group of kidsyou got there.

- Yeah. It always surprises me

how much grit and determinationeach one of them has.

And oh my god they arebaby-talking the puppies.

- That's right.- This was so worth it.

- Later Dangers!

[ puppy voice ]- Bye-bye Henryyyy!

[ puppy voice ]- Byeeeee!

[ puppy voice ]- Have a safe trip!

- Wanna hug it out?

- Nah.

Maybe just one hug.

[ Henry's phone dings ]

- That's my Goober.- Yeah.

- I gotta go Ray.- Mm-hmm.

- Ray, I gotta go.- Yeah.

- Ray I gotta go.

- Yeah yeah.Get outta here.

You know, protectthat Goober rating.

[ Henry's phone dings ]

- Owwww!

- [ giggles ]Gotcha!

Heyyyy.

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scenein the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see troubleI know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!
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