04x10 - Wheels and Deals: Part 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show "21 Jump Street". Aired: April 12, 1987 –; April 27, 1991.*
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04x10 - Wheels and Deals: Part 2

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NARRATOR: Last time
on " Jump Street."

That's Tina Maxwell.

That's Raymond Crane.

Why is he so important to you?

Well, he's responsible
for one of my partners

being sh*t, another one going
to jail, and me losing my badge.

Is that enough?

- What are you planning, Dennis?
- Payback.

The quality kind of suffers
once you've make a few copies.

I'm not here to
blackmail, you Mr. Crane.

I'm looking at the big picture.

Me working for you.

Crane is a dangerous man.

And you don't understand what
you're getting yourself into.

And how can you be so sure?

Because I didn't know.

Crane is planning a
takeover of Tashima,

and we're trying to stop him.

What?

I've got him talking
about it on tape.

We can nail him.

We can push for
criminal charges.

You're crazy, man!

It helps me in
my line of work.

All right.

I may be crazy, Mechanic,
but-- but I'm not on his side.

Then who the hell are you?

I'm Tina Maxwell's brother.

Oh, I own everything
you see here.

Everything.

Man, there ain't no way
in the world a man like that

should live.

And I'm gonna make
sure that he doesn't.

I'll take him
down clean, Mickey.

Legal looked at the tape.

And?

Our possession of it
could destroy Tashima.

If you really wanted to get
me, you'd have b*rned Tina.

You're wrong, pal!

I do have you.

[sirens blaring]

You could have tied
me to Tina's death.

But with her still alive,
there's no evidence at all.

Any word on Mickey?

No sign of him anywhere.

What are you gonna do?

BOOKER: I'm gonna get some help.

[THEME - HOLLY ROBINSON,
" JUMP STREET"]

THEME SONG: We
never thought we'd

find the place where we belong.

Don't have to stand alone.

We'll never let you fall.

Don't need permission to
decide what you believe.

Ooh!

I said jump!

Down on Jump Street.

I said jump!

Down on Jump Street.

Your friends will be there
when your back is to the wall.

You'll find you'll
need us 'cause

there's no one else to call.

When it looks hopeless, a
decision's what you need.

You'd better be ready
to, be ready to jump!

Jump Street.

[rock music]

So she says to me, I'm
not climbing on that thing--

till you fill it up.

[laughter]

For real.

It's kinda slow up
here since they closed

the canyon road, ain't it?

The damn knee-draggers.

Yeah.

They come up here on their
cute little crotch rockets,

think they take
the Canyon at .

Yeah.

And most of 'em ain't
even old enough to vote.

Or good enough to ride.

Or neither.

[laughter]

Hey, man.
I'm Bobo.

Doug.

This here is Gene and Brian.

You alone?

I'm looking for a guy
named Mickey Maxwell.

Anybody seen him?

I ain't seen Mickey in a week.

Well, he owes me some money.

Must be why he took off.

[laughs]

Well, where'd
y'alls last see him?

Right here, last
Saturday night.

Took out of here like a
bull out of a stall, man.

With my bucks.

Buy you a beer?
- I'm up for that.

All right.

Let's go, guys.

[motors rumbling]

[cheering]

Come on, Harry!

Go!

CROWD: Oh!

You owe me $ , .

[cheering]

Nice drive, man.

Radical slide off
the burn, dude.

I told you this was no
course for beginners.

[engine roaring]

Nice set of wheels.

Vincent Black Shadow.

Not many of these left.

Yeah, I know.

Is that all stock inside?

Well, except for a
White Brothers clutch

and a lightened flywheel.

There's a radical
grind on the cam.

Phew.

I'll bet you can do
without even smoking.

That thing couldn't
even make the grid at .

None of these old bikes could.

It's not the bike, son.

It's the rider.

You look pretty old to me too.

[laughs]

Young man, it's skill
that brings success.

And skill comes with
experience, not youth.

Nobody beats me.

No old-timer, no old bike.

Why, I admit you could
probably ride the pants off me,

but I would love to see you
matched up against Shadow Boy

here.

You're kidding.

No.

I don't ride this
bike in the dirt.

I wouldn't ask you to.

That bike is a work of art.

I'm a man who appreciates
that kind of thing.

Hey, kid, Gs for your bike.

Sure.

It's not the bike,
it's the rider.

Right?

Allow me.

All right, let's get it on.

Go for it!

[cheering]

[rock music]

[cheering]

CROWD: Whoa!

Are you OK, Harry?

[cheering]

Don't ever call me
Shadow Boy again.

No harm intended,
I assure you.

You know, I've been looking for
one of these for a long time.

How much you want for it?

It's not for sale.

Aw, come on,
everything has its price.

You name it.

Read my lips.

It's not for sale.

My offer still stands, and
I trust you'll reconsider.

I'm Raymond Crane.

Anything you need, you just ask.

And you are?

No one special.

Uh-uh.

Not from what I just saw.

Listen, we got a trip coming
up this weekend, just a few

of the regulars.

Why don't you join us?

I don't crash parties.

I'm inviting you.

Anyone's welcome on
one of our rides.

It's an unspoken rule up here.

We leave Saturday morning.

Oh, and, uh, take
good care of my bike.

What the hell happened, huh?
What happened?

Take it easy.

Take it easy, man!
It's a rental!

Hey, hey, hey.

I thought your big company
was picking up the tab?

Well, I thought you
guys could ride bikes.

They were great.
I coached them myself.

You should've seen 'em race.

Wait, wait.

You raced him on the Shadow?

Do I have stupid
stenciled on me somewhere?

It's a $ , bike, man!

I can't afford any more repairs.

We're being careful.

Why do you think the bikes
are here in the living

room instead of on the street?

[sighs]

Is Hanson still mad?

Yeah.

But he understands why
he's gotta lay low.

He's the only one
Crane could recognize.

What about Mickey?

You guys come up with anything?

Not much.

Last time anyone saw him was at
the Cave last Saturday night.

And that was the
night he disappeared.

These guys pay more attention
to bikes than they do faces.

Was there anything
different about Mickey's

that we can ask around about?

Well, it was pretty basic.

It was a black Harley,
around four years old.

Except for the emblems.

I mean, he had these
panhead emblems.

They're very rare.

They're almost
impossible to find.

They're that scarce?

They practically
have to be registered.

So if we're lucky, someone
will remember having seen 'em.

Yeah.

I don't think Mickey's alive.

I mean, he would've
turned up by now.

And you think
Crane k*lled him?

Well, maybe not with his
own hands, but he had it done.

We prove that,
he goes to prison.

Finally.

Uh, excuse me, I'm here
to see Raymond Crane.

Do you have an appointment?

Oh, I have his card here.

And so does half the city.

I'm afraid Mr.
Crane's schedule--

You don't understand.

Uh, he wants to buy my bike.

Well, perhaps this
weekend at the, uh, Hole

or whatever you call it?

I'm sure if Mr.
Crane knew I was here--

Everything is in place,
and I will not give up

until I own these Jap bastards.

America first, gentleman, so
let's stick together on this.

Mr. Crane.

I always keep a table
reserved at Chez Jermaine.

Let's review this
again over lunch.

DOUG: So, what, did you
expect him to just, like,

roll out the red carpet?

Hey, Doug, I don't
know what I expected.

I told Booker this
wasn't gonna work.

All we need is a way
to stay close to him.

Harry, I'm not even sure
this is gonna work anymore.

What, we're-- we're
just gonna give up?

I almost d*ed because
of Raymond Crane.

And Hanson, he almost spent
the rest of his life in prison.

Yeah, and Booker
lost his badge.

So what are we gonna do?

I mean, the only time
we get close to this guy

is at the Cave.

We already tried that.

No, no, no.

There's a ride this weekend.

Crane and some of his buddies.

He's invited me to come along.

That gets you in.

What about us?

Hey, according to Crane
all men are created equal

when it comes to motorcycles.

Anybody can tag along
on one of these rides.

Yeah, some of the jocks were
talking about going on it.

Good.

You'll fit right in.

And I'm sure you
and your new haircut

won't mind riding along with
your new friends this weekend.

You don't like my new haircut?

It's beautiful, Doug.

[phone ringing]

Detective Hoffs.

Ooh, that sounds nasty.

Well, stay in bed.

I don't want you
ruining our shoes.

OK.

Oh, and, Harry, you got
a message from Booker.

He says he's got a
new bike for you.

That's it.

OK, take care.

Harry's sick?

- Bad clams.
- That happened to me once.

I threw up all over a
Howard Johnson's waitress.

[phone ringing]

Detective Hoffs.

Bad clams?

Penhall, you and
Ioki ate together?

[sighs]

Yeah, just one.

The garage called and
said all your bike needed

was a carburetor adjustment.

Penhall, is something
going on here?

[phone clicks]

[dial tone buzzing]

Something is
definitely going on.

[knocking]

Excuse me, Captain--

Can I help you, Detective?

Where's Fuller?

Bad clams.

He left me in charge.

Yes, but I'm the senior
officer next to the captain.

You're a girl.

Hanson, if you don't tell
me what's going on here,

you too will be a girl.

[thunder crashing]

Nice bike.

Hey, what's happening, man?

Ah, is it miserable.

Well, this ride is gonna
separate the men from the boys.

Or the crazy from the sane.

Look, I think we'd
better split up.

I'll stick with Crane
and see what I can hear.

I'll get in tight with,
uh, Mickey's friends.

MAN: Yo!

Harry!

Guys, be careful.

Is this great or what?

Major hydroplane action.

Yeah.

[engines revving]

I want an update at every
stop, full communication.

I don't care if you
have to chopper it in.

If somebody sneezes
over at Tashima,

I want to know about it.

SECRETARY: Yes, sir.

All accounts are in place
as of the Tokyo open,

but they'll need your word
before they move tomorrow.

They'll get the word
when the timing is right.

This is a billion dollar deal.

I'm not going to compromise it
because a couple of half-wits

are getting antsy.

Yes, sir.

Hey.

How's my Shadow?

I came by to sell it to you.

But I changed my mind.

I never discuss
bikes at the office.

I gotta keep the mind on money.

Let me make it up to you.

You can ride up front
with the rest of us.

I mean, all men are created
equal, but some of us

deserve a few perks.

It's : , sir.

Thanks.

Human computer.

I gotta keep in
touch at all times.

Information is a w*apon.

Remember that.

The Japanese do.

Hey, Doug.

Too bad you didn't bring
your old lady, brother.

Bobo says I keep him warm.

Well.

[chuckles]

I tell her to stay
home, she stays home.

Ow.

Douglas!

Uh-oh.

Oh.

[laughing]

If you ever leave me out of
another ride again, so help me,

you'll wish you hadn't!

Excuse me, gentlemen.

What the hell are you doing?

I could ask you
the same question.

Want some clams?

We are on a case here.

I know.

Hanson told me all about it.

Why didn't you let me in on it?

We didn't think
you'd like to ride.

What-- oh, you
were scared I was

gonna get my hair mussed up?

Oh golly.

OK.

I'm sorry.

You can ride with me.

OK.

Well, come on then.

Told you I'd get 'em.

That's my Bobo.

[chuckles]

Wanted a pair of emblems
like that since I was a kid.

Bobo too.

Mickey had a pair like that.

Yeah, well, these are mine.

Uh, look, y'all, I think
they're starting to leave.

Look, I know a faster
way to Laurel Springs.

Map says stay on the highway.

Well, maps are for wimps,
like Crane and his buddies.

I know a real road.

I guess we'll ride
with you guys then.

All right, let's get
these bikes on the road.

[rock music]

[MUSIC - RICHARD WAGNER, "RIDE
OF THE VALKYRIES"]

Hey, one of the boys can
handle your bike for you.

Why don't you take a break?

Been doing that for
the last three hours.

I thought this was gonna be a
ride, not an old man's convoy.

[chuckles]

Listen, the first day out
is always for photo ops.

This rain isn't
helping any either.

Tomorrow when we get off the
road, we're gonna open it up.

I got a whole bunch of new
equipment for us to try out.

Mr. Crane.

He's up to $ . a gallon.

Ah, dammit.

I told him a buck .

This is supposed to make
me look good, not stupid.

Look, you just make sure that
truck meets us in Beaumont.

On its way, sir.

'Cause if it doesn't,
some heads are gonna roll.

SECRETARY: Understood, sir.

All right, gentlemen.

Gentlemen.

Now, I like to see a guy with
a sense of free enterprise,

but I really hate making my
friends have to pay for it.

So today the gas is on me.

GROUP: All right!

MAN: Thanks.

[rock music]

[engines roaring]

Told you we'd b*at 'em, huh?

[laughs]

[country music]

RAYMOND CRANE: Damn!

It's getting riper
by the minute.

Listen, have we heard
from Haberman yet?

No, his shares will be in
place as of : PM tomorrow.

Everyone else is solid.

You know, this isn't a ride.

It's more like a
weekend at the Ritz.

What's the point?

The point is business,
the same as always.

I get these guys high on
taking physical risks,

and then I convince them to
take some financial ones.

Sheriff Foster for you, sir.

Excuse me, I'm
expecting some news.

Yeah?

I'm telling you, Harry,
carbos and protein.

I got a marathon in
three weeks, man.

Have you ever done one of those?
- No, man.

I'm kind of a
triathlon man myself.

You know?
- Cool.

Hey, do you play lacrosse?

Hey.

They found Mickey Maxwell.

I just heard it on
the sheriff's band.

Well, is he all right?

Afraid not.

They found him at the
bottom of Echo Canyon.

He and his bike
were pretty toasted.

Ugh!

What a waste of manly flesh.

Judy, the man is dead.

He's still the sexiest
thing I ever saw.

Poor Mickey.

Can we just get
some food here?

And stop with all
the talking, huh?

He's right.

Mickey had an accident.

Let's just leave it
alone, all right, girls?

sh**t, you boys just jealous.

I said shut up!

We have a Loire Valley
Bordeaux, or a newer Beaujolais

with a stunning bouquet.

[laughter]

Hell, let's go get
us some real juice.

[rock music]

OK.

[laughter]

No, I'll let you watch this.

OK, you ready?

DOUG: Pfft.

[laughs]

It's not your lucky day.

All right, Mr. Big sh*t.

You take your best sh*t.

OK, I will.

HOFFS: Way to go, baby!

[laughing]

You see, it's
all in the timing.

You're good.

Bet your butt he is.

Well, thank you.

Your turn, Bobo.

You don't think I
can do it, do you?

Well, you missed
the last five times.

I'll bet you I can
make it with this sh*t.

OK, OK, OK.

Let's bet your '
panhead emblems.

Get out of here.

That's, like-- what is that,
like, bucks, isn't it,

Bobo?

So how come you're so
hot on those things anyhow?

I told you.

I've wanted 'em
ever since I was--

for-- for a long time.

All right.

But if I sink it, you
gotta clean my bike.

No problem.

sh**t away!

Piece by piece.

Whatever.

sh**t away!

Yeah!

Yeah!

[laughing]

Never hustle a
hustler, sweetheart.

Piece by piece.

Good morning, guys.

Oh, yeah?

New line of work, Penhall?

His luck ran out last night.

Did you guys
hear about Mickey?

More than that.

We found the emblems
from his Harley.

Where?

Right here.

So you think
Bobo k*lled Mickey?

Not on his own.

Crane got a call from
the sheriff last night,

and he seemed real interested
in Mickey's accident.

Why don't we bring Bobo in?

We've got enough
for questioning.

He's real edgy already.

Maybe that'll scare
him into talking?

And we'll stay with Crane.

All right, agreed.

Oh, I don't know about you
guys, but I'm starving.

- Hey, Judy.
- Hey.

Who are your friends?
They're cute.

Oh, just some guys
we met on the trip.

What are their names?

I don't really know.

Where's Bobo?

I don't really know.

[suspenseful music]

I said no contact.

This better be good.

Look, there's two of
them, a man and a woman,

asking all about Mickey.

It ain't no coincidence.

And if you don't do something
about it, I'm gonna--

You'll what?

They've been hanging out with
two other riders at every stop.

Who?

Some Nip rocket rider and
that Shadow Boy of yours.

Well, we'll just have to
have them checked out as well.

I'm telling you,
they know something.

And I'm telling you
you're overreacting.

Panic is the surest
sign of failure.

Look, I am tired of all
your book bull, Crane.

I am not going down for you.

Come on, we're
getting out of here.

What?
Hey!

Look, we can't just
pack up and go.

You get it together,
or I'm leaving you here.

DOUG: Bobo, are you
going somewhere?

Maybe you'd better start
telling us about Mickey.

Oh!

[grunting]

I'm gonna take him
back to the chapel.

Somebody's gotta ride his bike.

Oh, but, Penhall, no way.

I-- I--

Just-- just go slow and--
and stay on the back roads.

But--

[suspenseful music]

Time for a ride, fellas.

I can't believe that
Crane's letting us test

his new off-road prototypes.

I mean, these tuners store up
so much horsepower out of these,

you're gonna have to
tie yourself on, man.

Well, we're just guinea pigs.

You know?

Well, oink oink, dudes.

It's time to rock.

Oh, and, hey.

Look.

Check for those cables coming
out the power poles, all right?

You can lose your head
if you're not looking.

Thanks for the bike.

Oh, you're welcome.

I told you I'd get
you a good ride.

I wouldn't want anything
to happen to my Shadow.

[engine revving]

[engines rumbling]

[rock music]

[tires screeching]

Damn!

You know, if Crane's on to
us, he's on to them too.

And he's gonna want
to keep Bobo quiet.

How fast will these things go?

There's only one
way to find out.

[rock music]

[suspenseful music]

[sighs]

You wanna take
these things off me?

No way.

Come on, man.

Where am I gonna go, huh?

I don't want to find out.

Look, I gotta hit the can, OK?

Swallow it, man, I'm busy.

Bathroom?

Around the corner.

Uh, somebody in there though.

There always is.

[ominous music]

Doug!

[muffled yelling]

DOUG: Hey!

I should've never left him, man.

Never leave a
prisoner unattended.

Did you get any kind
of a look at them?

No.

It could have happened
to any one of us, Penhall.

He was our one sh*t at Crane.

Maybe Bobo will turn up.

He's dead, just like
Mickey, and we all know it.

So what now?

Are we just gonna
throw in the towel?

We just lost our only witness.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

I saw Wanda leave the
campsite in a real hurry

just before I left.

She was just as
nervous as Bobo

every time we mentioned Mickey.

OK.

So what's the plan?

[phone ringing]

Polish Pleasure Palace.

Hanson?

Cap'n.

A little humor.

Very little.

Look, Tom, we're
gonna need your help.

We're looking for a witness.

You tell Crane I don't know
nothing and I'm leaving town.

Crane didn't send me.

I-- I'm a cop.

Oh, great.

You guys started
this whole damn mess.

And now Bobo is rotting in
some jail cell and I gotta--

Bobo didn't make
it to jail either.

What?

Crane's men picked
him up on the road.

Oh my god.

Wanda, you gotta
tell us what you know.

The hell I do.

What do you know
about Mickey's m*rder?

Nothing!

Crane k*lled Bobo
because of what he knew.

Do you think he's
just gonna let you go?

He can't hurt me
if he can't find me.

You saw it, didn't you?

Shut up!

Well, think about it.

He's gonna track you down.

You'll never be safe.

If you testify, you can
put him away for good.

He'd k*ll me first.

He'll k*ll you anyway.

You can stop him.

No, I can't.

No one can.

Crane's hurt a lot of people
and he's gonna hurt a lot more.

Are you gonna be able
to live with that?

I hope so.

[solemn music]

Anyone want some clams?

I had a craving.

They found Bobo, guys.

Accidental drowning.

They found the empty
vehicle nearby.

Stolen, no prints.

I'd k*ll him if I could!

When I was a kid
I asked my dad,

you know, why he became a cop.

He said, 'cause someone
has to stop the bad guys.

Crane had Bo--

Bobo k*ll Mickey.

I saw the whole
thing from the van.

Crane just stood
there and watched.

[ominous music]

REPORTER: Our top story tonight
comes from Wall Street, where

entrepreneur Raymond
Crane's empire

took a fall today, followed
by his arrest for m*rder.

Charges were filed when an
unidentified witness came

forward with information linking
Crane to the death of Mickey

Maxwell, the late
brother of singer

and former Outlaw
Girl Tina Maxwell.

Crane Organization's stock hit
an all-time low of and /

before the giant Tashima
corporation of Japan

began buying it up in an
apparent takeover bid.

Tashima is now
majority stockholder

of the multi-billion
dollar company

that Raymond Crane built
from a single real estate

holding over years ago.

Analysts say that even if
Crane is not found guilty

of the charges, the damage
to his personal holdings

is irreparable.

It will take Crane
years, if ever,

to regain what he has
lost in a single day.

[music playing]

[theme music]

THEME SONG: Jump!

Jump!

Jump!

[music playing]
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