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A: Tokugawa Shigeshige-sama, the shogun,
News ,Sign: The Shogun Lord Tokugawa Shigeshige Still Missing
A: has been missing since last week,
A: and now it has come to light that he'd been taking walks,
A: incognito, outside the castle.
News ,Sign: National Police Agency Commissioner-General Matsudaira Katakuriko
A: The man said to have acted as his guide, Commissioner-General Matsudaira Katakuriko,
A: has categorically denied any involvement in this case.
Caution,Sign: Caution: Cameras Flashing
News ,Sign: Unemployed Suspect Sakata Gintoki
A: He maintains that it was all the doing of Sakata Gintoki,
A: who's being held on charges of obstruction of justice.
J: G-Good lord.
J: I never thought Gintoki-dono would...
J: That's the legendary Joi Rebel who used to be feared as the White Yaksha for you!
J: I had no idea his patriotic flame still b*rned so brightly!
Zu: He is truly the personification of a lamp in broad daylight.
J: Katsura-san!
Zu: In a world illuminated by sunlight,
Zu: his light is but a garbage fire that does nothing but flicker pointlessly.
Zu: But when dark clouds shroud the land and shadows loom,
Zu: it becomes a great bonfire that chases away the darkness!
Zu: Tonight we celebrate!
Zu: We shall throw a party to mark the White Yaksha's triumphant return!
J: But Katsura-san,
J: Gintoki-dono's been taken c*ptive by the enemy.
Zu: Just who do you think he is?
Zu: Faced with that reawakened demon, iron bars may as well be Bretz.
Zu: The salad flavored ones.
Zu: Hurry up and get everything ready before he comes back.
All: Yes, sir!
Zu: But I have to say, Elizabeth,
Zu: having the enemy commander, who I wanted to overthrow for years,
Zu: be taken out so easily by someone else
Zu: does leave a sour taste in the mouth.
Elizabeth,Sign: We don't know for sure that the shogun's dead yet...
Zu: Nonsense.
Zu: Are you suggesting that he would let his prey slip away?
Welcome,Sign: Welcome Back, White Yaksha
Zu: Having lost their commander, the bakufu must be in disarray right about now.
Zu: Now is the time to create a brand new world!
Zu: We must stay on our toes.
Zu: Right, Sho-chan?
Sho: Indeed, Katsura-san.
Title: Being a Leader Is Tough
J: Uh, Katsura-san.
Sho-chan,Sign: Sho-chan's request: You must watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV
J: Who is he?
Zu: Sho-chan, obviously.
J: That's not what I meant.
J: He was asking who this Sho-chan is.
Zu: Oh, I haven't introduced you yet.
Zu: This is Sho-chan.
Sho: I'm Sho-chan. Pleased to meet you.
J: The conversation hasn't made any progress at all!
Zu: I helped him after finding him lying on the street the other day.
Zu: But he'd lost his memories from hitting his head.
Zu: He didn't have anywhere to go,
Zu: so I asked him if he wanted to topple the nation with us.
Zu: Doesn't the aura of dignity about him make you feel he's no ordinary man?
Zu: He surely has what it takes to one day stand at the forefront
Zu: of us Joi Rebels as the great general who will crush the bakufu.
Sho,Sign: Show the way, Sho-chan.
Zu: As such, I have taken to calling him Sho-chan.
J: I don't know about "one day," Katsura-san.
News ,Sign: The Shogun Lord Tokugawa Shigeshige Still Missing
J: Isn't he already a leader of men?
Zu: Ah, so you guys also sense the ambition he has
Zu: that makes you want to prostate yourself before him despite him being a newcomer.
J: That's not what I meant...
J: Isn't he a spitting image of a certain somebody?
Zu: Ah, so you guys also noticed
Zu: that in this anime,
Zu: wearing a top knot wig makes almost every character look the same.
J: That's not it, either!
Zu: Anyway, he'll surely become an incredible Joi Rebel who'll change the world one day.
Zu: Until that day comes, I'd like you all to give him your support.
Zu: I'm counting on you.
J: Man, this is bad.
J: That's definitely the missing shogun.
J: At this rate, we'll end up rebelling with the shogun!
J: That'd be so awkward! And bad in so many ways!
J: For both the shogun and us!
Zu: Listen, Sho-chan.
Zu: You're a natural-born leader of men.
Zu: I'd love for you to polish those talents
Zu: and support the men as our second leader.
Zu: To that end, I'll teach you all the leadership skills I've learned.
J: Hey. He's saying he'll teach the leader of a nation leadership skills.
J: Somebody stop him!
J: Not happening. He's totally into it.
J: He won't listen to anyone when he's like that.
Zu: First off,
Zu: a leader must stay cool at all times.
Zu: As such,
Zu: to develop the composure needed to run an organization with a cool head at all times,
Zu: you will now play Jenga with me.
J: What does that have to do with running an organization?
Zu: What you need to be a leader is the same thing you need in Jenga: a sense of balance.
Zu: You have to weed out your useless subordinates,
Zu: but also make sure things don't come tumbling down
Zu: by buying them a canned coffee on the rooftop and consoling them.
Zu: Remember that, and you can keep the organization running smoothly.
J: That's the theory he was running us with?!
Zu: But that is not enough.
Zu: While we're playing Jenga,
Zu: Elizabeth will throw balls at us.
Zu: And from behind us, the teacher in black will repeat...
TIB: You fool!
Zu: Over and over.
TIB: You fool!
Zu: How you keep a cool head in this annoying situation
TIB: You fool!
TIB: You fool!
Zu: and keep the Jenga from falling is what's important.
TIB: You fool!
TIB: You fool!
J: Your idea's already far from cool!
TIB: You fool!
Zu: Let's begin. I'll go first.
TIB: You fool!
TIB: You fool!
Zu: Behold how cool a true leader is!
TIB: You fool!
J: He's coolly targeting the organization right off the bat!
J: He's the coolest one here!
J: Of course he is!
Zu: I see. We're starting from scratch, are we?
Zu: But this isn't enough to throw me off my game.
J: Hey, he's not getting angry.
J: He's staying cool even though the organization crumbled.
Zu: A leader fights not
Zu: against swords closing in to strike him,
Zu: or balls thrown at him...
TIB: You fool!
Zu: I'm not a fool! I'm Katsura!
J: That's what a leader fights against?!
Zu: Did you seriously think that would catch on?!
Zu: In your dreams!
J: He's lost his composure on the very first move!
J: He's forgotten all about the organization!
Sho: It's my turn.
Sho: I have to turn this crisis into an opportunity?
Sho: That being the case,
Sho: I'll do this.
J: Is that how Jenga rules work?!
J: Isn't that dominoes?
J: The one where you make the organization fall one piece after another in the end?!
Zu: Oh? Instead of building a hierarchy, you expanded your organization laterally?
Zu: You mean to throw out the leadership system and base your organization on equality?
J: Talk about reading too much into it!
Zu: But without a man to stand atop it and give it direction,
Zu: an organization will lose its way.
Zu: Even if he must use the corpses of his men as stepping stones,
Zu: a leader must always stay standing
Zu: and keep the organi—
J: Never mind keeping it safe, the leader destroyed the organization!
J: It stopped?
Sho: I never intended to do away with the leadership system.
Sho: But if a leader is too fixated on staying on top,
Sho: then the greater the heights an organization reaches,
Sho: the more he'll grow out of touch with his subordinate's feelings.
Sho: That said, if everyone is equal, they'll all fall together.
Sho: So I want to support the organization as its foundation.
J: Katsura-san!
J: Oh, no! He lost!
J: He said he'd teach him leadership skills, but ended up getting taught a lesson!
Zu: W-Well, that's a valid viewpoint.
Zu: We're both right, or, well,
Zu: there's more than one right answer.
Zu: Trying to pick a winner in this kind of thing is nonsensical to begin with.
TIB: You fool!
Zu: Shut the hell up!
J: He's gone berserk!
J: Who was it that said all that about cool heads earlier?
Zu: Well, I knew from the start that you had that degree of leadership skill in you.
Zu: But this is where it gets tough, Sho-chan.
Zu: Number two: a leader must never show his weaknesses to others.
Zu: He must always lead his men by example and portray the perfect image.
Zu: As such,
Zu: in order to develop the toughness
Zu: needed to hide your weakness and portray a perfect self,
Zu: you'll now play Reversi with me.
J: Seriously, why another game?!
Zu: These Reversi pieces have insults written on them.
Sign: Tighty Whities
Sign: Long hair is kinda suffocating
Sign: Stubborn
Sign: Looks like an extra
Zu: The whites have you insulting me,
Zu: and the blacks have me insulting you.
Zu: If you don't want to show any weaknesses,
Zu: you must flip as many of the opponent's pieces as possible.
J: What the hell will that develop?
J: This stupid game will only degrade you two!
Zu: You think you can expose Leader Katsura's weaknesses?
Zu: Let's see you try!
Zu: Here we go!
Zu: Too serious
Zu: Tighty Whities Had nose hair Farted the other day
Zu: Stubborn
Zu: Looks like an extra
Zu: Bad morning breath
Zu: What's wrong?
Zu: Your weaknesses keep getting exposed!
J: If anything, your awful personality is what's getting exposed!
J: Come on.
J: I'll take the corner. I'm gonna go for the corner.
J: Are you okay with that? Shouldn't you flip that piece?
J: He's revealing his weaknesses for all to see!
Zu: I guess this game's over.
J: It's all black!
J: I never knew game boards and people could turn so black!
Sho: You got me. I have lost.
Zu: Too bad, Sho-chan.
Zu: You did your best,
Zu: but this shows the difference in leadership experience between us.
Sho: Yes, you are right.
Sho: Actually, I wanted to write more insults about you,
Sho: but I couldn't find many weaknesses in a perfect leader like yourself.
Sho: So I painted the white sides black and wrote my own faults on them.
Sho: But that served as a valuable opportunity to face my shortcomings.
Sho: Be it to hide your weaknesses or overcome them,
Sho: you must face up to them first.
J: Katsura-san!
J: He won the battle, but lost at humanity!
J: Our leader's lost two in a row!
J: Forget teaching, he keeps getting schooled instead!
J: And the shogun's got game!
J: He may have amnesia, but he hasn't lost any of his nobility!
J: Hey, maybe the shogun isn't as bad a guy as we made him out to be.
J: He might even be a better leader than our—
J: Dumbass!
Zu: You're good, Sho-chan.
Zu: I didn't expect you to be this capable.
Zu: Indeed, recognizing your own weakness is also a form of strength.
TIB: You fool!
Zu: That's right! I'm a fool!
Zu: And now for the third and final lesson!
Zu: A leader must use any means possible to lead his organization to victory.
Zu: As such, you'll play Uno with me!
Zu: Because I'm good at Uno!
J: So much for teaching him!
Sho: Draw four.
J: He lost just like that!
J: Shogun!
J: You're amazing!
J: Your past and your position don't matter anymore!
J: You're a true leader of men!
J: Just like you, we'll cast aside our past!
J: So please show us the way!
J: With you, I'm sure we can change this country!
Sho: But Katsura-san...
J: Forget about him.
J: He needs some time to cool off.
Zu: Elizabe—
Elizabeth,Sign: You fool!!
Welcome,Sign: Welcome Back, White Yaksha
Zu: Listen up, men!
Zu: Several days have passed since our comrade, Sakata Gintoki, took the shogun's head.
Zu: But he hasn't returned yet.
Zu: I thought he'd be able to break out of the bakufu's prison easily,
Zu: but he must've run into some unforeseen complications.
Zu: As such,
Zu: to save Gintoki, who's being imprisoned in Edo Castle for grave crimes against the nation,
Zu: I, Katsura Kotaro, have made up my mind to storm the castle!
Zu: I realize it's a terribly dangerous thing to do.
Zu: But I cannot sit by and watch a comrade die.
Zu: So please don't stop me.
Zu: And don't try to come along.
Zu: I'll only say it one more time:
Zu: don't try to come along.
Zu: I'll only say—
J: Uh, sorry, but you're distracting us from the game, so could you keep it down?
Elizabeth,Sign: Where are you going, Katsura-san?
Elizabeth,Sign: How awful of you to try to leave without saying anything. Haven't you forgotten something?
Zu: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth,Sign: If you're going out, return this DVD for me.
DVD,Sign: Joshima Wants to Quit Being the Leader
Elizabeth,Sign: Quit acting like you're a leader already, damn errand boy.
Zu: I'm not Joshima! I'm Katsura!
Zu: Fine! I'll quit being leader!
Zu: There's nothing good about being a leader, anyway!
Zu: Nobody listens to Leader anymore!
Zu: Matsuoka's totally looking down on him!
Zu: Everyone else is appearing in dramas and variety shows,
Zu: so poor Leader only gets to work on Dash Island!
Zu: How about we quit being Joi Rebels and form a new unit called OED?
Gin: I don't recall ever being a Joi Rebel.
Gin: Where do you think you're whining and wailing?
Gin: Did you come to save me or annoy me?
Zu: I came to have you save me.
Gin: You want help from a guy who's stuck in hell?
Gin: Open this door already!
Gin: You and I are only in this predicament because you took the shogun home with you!
Zu: He's not the shogun. He's Sho-chan.
Gin: Oh, for crying out loud!
Gin: Anyway, bring that Sho-chan guy back here.
Gin: That way, I'll be cleared of all charges,
Gin: and you can go back to being leader.
G: What are you doing there?
G: An intruder!
Zu: Crap!
Sho: Sorry to keep you waiting,
Sho: Katsura-san.
Sho: I came because I was worried about you.
Sho: Are you two all right?
Gin: The shogun's here to raid his own home!
Sho: All right. I've secured Katsura-san.
Sho: As planned, Squads and will head to the main gate.
Sho: Keep the enemy distracted.
Sho: Squads and , secure an escape route out back.
Sho: Squad is to act as a commando unit and provide support.
All: Yes, sir!
Gin: He's handling them perfectly!
Gin: He's controlling them like they were his own arms and legs!
Sho: Don't die on me.
All: You too, Sho-chan!
Gin: He seems to be more into it than when he was shogun!
Gin: Calm down, Sho-chan!
Gin: You don't need to go that far!
Gin: Don't do anything stupid!
Gin: Stop causing a ruckus!
Gin: This is your home, you know!
Sho: The b*ttlefield is indeed a soldier's home.
Sho: A fine mentality, Gintoki-san.
Gin: That's not what I meant!
Gin: You're not meant to be fooling around with these morons!
Gin: You could save us from this predicament with just one word!
Gin: Understand?!
Sho: You want me to crush this rotten state
Sho: and save the people as its new ruler?
Gin: Want me to crush that rotten head of yours first?!
Sho: I understand.
Sho: I have already decided to inherit your and Katsura-san's spirit.
Gin: No! You don't understand a thing!
Zu: Forget it, Gintoki.
Zu: Don't waste your breath.
Zu: It would be quicker to just go see the princess.
Gin: Right!
Gin: Princess Soyo might figure something out.
Zu: That's not what I'm talking about.
Zu: How about we decide who'll be leader by seeing who can take the princess's head first?
Zu: Where did that come from?!
Sho: I see.
Sho: That would be a massive blow to the bakufu. It'd make them lose all face.
Gin: Look, that'd be more like covering your own face in sh*t!
Zu: This is your final exam, Sho-chan.
Zu: Show me your potential as a leader!
Zu: Ready...
Zu: Fire!
Gin: Wait!
Gin: Somebody stop them!
Gin: Stop those two morons!
G: Hey! Look over there!
G: We have intruders!
G: Intruders have made it inside the castle!
Gin: Wait!
Gin: You mustn't att*ck!
Gin: That's Sho-chan!
Gin: Look out!
Zu: Rules of Leadership, # :
Zu: a leader must stay
Zu: cool at all times.
Zu: No matter what kind of predicament he finds himself in,
Zu: he must calmly put his mind to work and keep his organization safe.
Sho: K-Katsura-san...
Zu: What are you panicking for?
Zu: You're one of us.
Zu: Isn't it natural for a leader to protect his men?
Zu: A leader must stay cool at all times.
Zu: Right?
Sho: Yeah. That's right.
Sho: All right. Shall we go?
Gin: Forget protecting him, you gave him a deeper wound than arrows ever could!
Zu: I-Impossible! How can he remain cool in that state?
Zu: What a man!
Gin: No, he stopped being cool the moment he got a tail sticking out of his ass!
Zu: Damn it! I won't be outdone!
Zu: Rules of Leadership, # :
Zu: a leader must never show his weaknesses to others.
Zu: He must keep them hidden at all times
Zu: and always conduct himself with dignity!
Gin: It's not just his weaknesses!
Gin: His love, heartache, and resilience have all been exposed!
W: A pervert!
Gin: He's not even a Joi Rebel anymore, let alone the shogun!
Zu: I-Impossible!
Zu: By laying everything bare, he abandoned the very idea of strength?!
Zu: I never knew a leader could be like that!
Gin: Wasn't most of that your doing?
Zu: You are, without doubt, the real deal.
Zu: Which of us is
Zu: better suited to being a true leader who'll create a brand new world...
Zu: Let us settle it once and for all.
Zu: Ready...
Zu: Fire!
Gin: Hold it!
Gin: Everything's been settled already!
Gin: Neither of you is cut out to be a leader!
Zu: The princess's head is mine!
Gin: Th-This is...
Zu: Looks like you figured it out.
Sho: Didn't you teach me yourself?
Sho: Rules of Leadership, # :
Sho: a leader must use any means possible to lead his organization to victory.
Sho: Unfortunately, it seems this little game of deception has ended in a draw.
Gin: H-Hey!
Gin: Don't tell me...
Gin: You had both already figured out who the other was,
Gin: and were putting on an act to get close to your enemy?
Sho: The act hasn't ended yet.
Sho: Say, Katsura.
Sho: If you actually wanted my head, you had plenty of chances to take it.
Zu: Right back at you, Lord Shigeshige.
Zu: You can't possibly tell me the shogun's residence is always this lightly guarded.
Sho: We each could have had the other's head anytime we wanted.
Sho: But where is the fun in that?
Sho: I wanted to see what the enemy commander was like
Sho: while he still had his head on his shoulders.
Sho: What did you think of the enemy commander?
Zu: Truly stupid.
Zu: There was no need to check him out at all.
Zu: Be it in the bakufu or the Joi Rebels,
Zu: leaders are the same wherever you go.
Zu: They all have wrinkled brows.
Sho: Katsura.
Sho: The next time we meet,
Sho: one of us will be dead, but...
Zu: ...the one still alive will create the brand new world.
Zu: No objections here.
Zu: Let us go, Elizabeth.
Zu: While security is still light, thankfully.
So: Um, excuse me.
So: Could you keep it down?
So: My friend's staying over and she only just fell asleep at long last.
Gin: Sorry about that.
Gin: Er, Shogun-sama, I'm also free to leave, right?
Sho: Right. Forgive me.
Sho: I have caused you a lot of trouble.
Gin: Don't worry about it.
Gin: Just buy me dinner sometime and we'll call it even.
Gin: Or just money would do.
Gin: Get your ass moving, Zura.
Gin: You should be grateful you're still alive.
Zu: Let go of me!
Kag: Didn't she tell you to keep it down?
Zu: Huh? L-Leader?
Gin: What are you doing here?
Kag: Shut up with the leader nonsense already!
Kag: Now I can finally sleep well.
So: I guess you really are the leader, Kagura-chan.
Title: Love Is a Roach Motel
Title: Next episode: "Love is...
: ...a Roach Motel."
text r: Any bad couples around?!
text l: Masked Roachief Black RX is here!
text r: The anime staff are pretty black-hearted, too, so we're comrades!
text l: What? A festival date? Really? Ack!
07x19 - Being a Leader Is Tough
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