07x27 - Style Goes Out of Fashion the Moment It's Put Into Words/There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their att*ck Names, and Those Who Don't

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Tae: Sorry for making you come along, Shin-chan.

Shin: Don't be.

Shin: But are you sure you should've bought so much?

Tae: They're all clothes to wear at the club,

Tae: so they'll be expensed.

Shin: Oh...

Shin: Meanwhile, all I wear now is this twin-striped kimono.

Shin: I don't leave much of an impression,

Shin: so I figure I'll be easier to remember if I always wear the same thing.

Tae: You say that,

Tae: but you're being considerate of our finances and animation, aren't you?

Shin: Animation has nothing to do with it.

Tae: I know!

Tae: I made you come shopping with me today,

Tae: so I'll buy you a kimono as thanks.

Shin: You don't have to.

Tae: Why not?

Tae: Do you want to waste your youth worrying about

Tae: our animators and color coordinators?

Shin: But Gin-san always wears the same outfit, too.

Tae: I'm sure everyone's putting effort into their fashion behind the scenes.

Tae: See? Speak of the devil.

Gin: Don't tell me Gin-san's here to buy a kimono.

G: Perfect timing, Odd Jobs boss.

G: We've got a new collection in, so take a look.

Gin: Not a bad idea.

Gin: We're starting the third cours today, so maybe I should get a makeover.

Ep Title,Title: Fashion Goes Out of Style the Moment It's Put Into Words

G: This is a new item we're trying to make popular. Want to try it on?

Warning ,Sign: Shimura Shinpachi's request: Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!!

Gin: Wow, this is pretty cool.

Shin: Sis, uh...

Shin: What kinda store is that?

Sis: A kimono store, clearly.

Shin: Kimono? They all look the same to me.

Room,Sign: Fitting Room

G: How d'you like it?

G: I'm dead certain it'll look great on you.

Gin: I feel like something's off.

Shin: Nothing's off! It's no different at all!

Gin: Even if I do plan to change my look, I'm not trying to be{\i } this {\i }adventurous.

Gin: Do you have anything that's a bit more similar to my usual style?

Shin: Just how unadventurous are you?

Shin: You haven't taken one step out of your house!

G: We had one you'd probably like, but it's sold out now.

Shin: I see them all over!

Shin: And who else but Gin-san would ever visit this store?

G: You know, this is athletics festival season,

G: so the Zunborans bought them all.

G: After all, this is their school-assigned tracksuit.

Shin: School-assigned tracksuit?!

Shin: Wait, it's some school's gym uniform?!

Store ,Sign: The Zunboran Tracksuit Store

Shin: That's what he's been wearing the past nine years?!

Gin: Oh, I get it.

Gin: I knew something was off.

Gin: It says "third-year" over here.

rd,Sign: rd Year

Gin: Come on, I'm a ninth-year now. My juniors would look down on me if I wore this.

Shin: That's not the issue!

Gin: Oh, well. I'll come again.

G: Any time.

Shin: You're walking out wearing what you tried on!

Shin: You guys can't tell the difference either, can you?!

Shin: I-I had no idea Gin-san's one good outfit was the Zunborans' school tracksuit.

Tae: Shin-chan, truly fashionable people can add their own touch

Tae: to any outfit and make it suit their style.

Shin: Not even alumni can pull off a school tracksuit perfectly!

Tae: Look, even Kagura-chan's no exception.

Gin: What's up, Kagura?

Gin: Find something good?

Kag: Yeah. I was wondering which hair accessory to pick.

Kag: But they're all too big.

Shin: Those aren't hair accessories!

Z: Sorry, Kagura-chan. Your favorite size is sold out.

Z: You know, there was a choir competition recently,

Z: so the Zunborans bought up all the p***s sheaths for their formal wear.

Shin: Those are Zunboran, too?!

Shin: Kagura-chan's hair clips were

Shin: Zunboran jockstraps?!

Store ,Sign: The Zunboran Jockstrap Store

Shin: For nine whole years,

Shin: our heroine has been wearing that crap on her head with a smile on her face?!

Gin: Let's come back when the new school year starts.

Kag: Right.

Gin: Just go buy normal hair clips!

G: Oh, if you want a smaller size, you can have the one I'm using—

Shin: What's wrong with you two?

Shin: Sis, they're the ones who need to pay more attention to fashion.

Gin: Oh, shut up.

Gin: Fashion's not about where it comes from, but how you pull it off.

Gin: In the end, it's what's inside that counts.

Kag: That's right.

Kag: Are there any other heroines who can pull off p***s sheaths like I do?

Shin: You ceased to be a heroine the moment you put p***s sheaths on your head!

Tae: But isn't this great?

Tae: You were too embarrassed to try a new look by yourself, right?

Tae: Now all three of you can get one together.

Gin: Who d*ed and made you boss?

Gin: I don't want to waste my time on that.

Tae: But it wouldn't be a problem to have at least one more outfit.

Tae: For example, it's okay to have seasonal outfits for summer and winter, right?

Gin: Winter outfits?

Tae: I mean, I've been wondering this for a while...

Tae: Don't you get cold wearing that in winter?

Kag: Now that you mention it...

Kag: Why do you always wear short sleeves?

Kag: Why do you always have one arm out?

Gin: N-No reason in particular.

Kag: Why don't you just wear it right?

Kag: In the first place, why do you need to have one arm out?

Kag: Because you can't be bothered?

Kag: How do you put it on, then?

Kag: Do you put it on right first, and then take the arm out?

Kag: Why?

Kag: You put it on right but go out of your way to take it out?

Kag: Even though it's a pain?

Kag: Why?

Kag: Oh, I'm sorry.

Kag: Did you think it looked cool or something?

Gin: Maybe I should buy something with long sleeves!

Gin: It's not like I'm fixated on this style, anyway!

Gin: I've never once thought it looked cool!

Gin: I just thought it'd be easier to move one arm this way!

Kag: Hooray! Winter outfits acquired!

Gin: Who said you guys could buy anything?

Tae: I'll take these two.

Gin: You don't even have anything to do with this discussion!

Shin: Winter outfits, huh?

Shin: True, we're not very seasonal.

Gin: We can't go too crazy with our outfits, though.

Gin: If we screw up, the viewers might ridicule them as pathetic anime originals.

Tae: That's right.

Tae: Something that preserves the original image to an extent

Tae: and is still warm and stylish should be good.

Tae: For instance, how about this?

Shin: Oh, that looks good.

Gin: You think? I'm not sure it's all that different.

Shin: Why are you taking one arm out even in long sleeves?!

Gin: I feel gross when one arm isn't out.

Shin: Your obsession with taking one arm out is what's gross!

Gin: A samurai must at all times be ready to whip out his sword with his dominant hand.

Shin: I don't want to hear that from a half-nude perverted samurai!

Shin: That winter outfit has lost all meaning!

Tae: So you refuse to give up on having one arm out.

Tae: In that case, how about keeping the short sleeves,

Tae: and wearing a cape over it?

Gin: I'm still not sure it's all that different.

Shin: What part are you exposing?!

Gin: I really do feel gross if I don't leave {\i }some{\i } part of my body out.

Shin: Your current look is what's gross!

Gin: A samurai must at all times be ready to whip out his sword with his dominant hand.

Shin: What are you planning to whip out?!

Tae: Oh, all right.

Tae: We'll preserve your image and focus on

Tae: fashionable cold-protection only where it's feasible.

Shin: Who the hell is this?

Shin: There's nothing left of the image, cold-protection, or fashion!

Tae: It's all good.

Tae: We've got the one fashion point that Gin-san insists on right here.

th,Sign: th Year

Shin: That just makes him look even more messed up.

Shin: He just looks like an awfully messed up person.

Gin: Knock it off already.

Gin: Otae, I wanna be able to whip out my sword in a flash.

Gin: In this, I'll just shrink up, and I won't be able to whip anything out.

Gin: At least let me keep it warm with this.

Shin: That's what you were talking about?!

Kag: What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Tae: Calm down, Kagura-chan.

Tae: Your hair accessory just went back to where it belonged.

Tae: Let's give you a new look without hair accessories.

Dress,Sign: China Dress Corner

Tae: It'd be nice to make you look more adult by letting your hair down, right?

Tae: Like so.

Tae: But it feels like your head's missing something.

Shin: How about wearing a hat, then?

Shin: Like this one with cat ears.

Gin: Hey, Pachi-boy. Quit forcing your creepy tastes on her.

Shin: I-It's not like that!

Shin: I think this is cute in its own right.

Kag: Like this?

Shin: She grew some outrageous ears!

Shin: Where'd the p***s sheaths come from?!

Kag: I feel gross if there's nothing on my head.

Shin: A girl with actual p***s sheaths on her head is what's gross!

Kag: Well, the idea was to make me look adult.

Shin: Not that kind of adult!

Tae: I understand, Kagura-chan.

Tae: Why don't you tie your hair with these baubles instead?

Kag: Like this?

Shin: That's even more vulgar!

Kag: It still feels like my head's lacking something.

Shin: It's lacking a brain inside!

Gin: Look...

Gin: Whether it's my one arm out, or Kagura's hair accessories,

Gin: people have things they can't give up on, things that are part of their identity.

Shin: I don't want to hear that from a guy who's lost all traces of his original form.

Gin: We need something that makes full use of the hair accessory.

Gin: Just put underwear on her head, basically.

Shin: In the end, she's pretty much the same as you!

Tae: That's Gin-san and Kagura-chan for you.

Tae: They complain, but they've gotten used to their new styles already.

Tae: Why are they giving off this sense of security when standing side-by-side?

Shin: Are they? I'm only getting a sense of insecurity.

Shin: They look like some kind of suspicious group.

Gin: Like I said,

Gin: it's what's inside that counts.

Gin: Stylish people look stylish no matter what they wear.

Kag: In the end, fashion's simply an expression of who you are on the inside.

Shin: If that's true, you guys are expressing something outrageous!

Shin: Don't you think it's weird? This just isn't right!

Shin: It's not like you at all.

Shin: How did things end up like this?

Shin: You're all too fixated on empty words such as image and fashion.

Shin: If you wear it because you're told to,

Shin: or because you're worried about how others see you,

Shin: can you truly call it fashion?

Shin: Why don't you change one more time?

Shin: This time, pick something

Shin: that you, and only you, feel in your heart suits you best.

Kag: Huh?

Kag: Gin-chan, why are you wearing the same old outfit?

Gin: Right back at you.

Kag: I thought about it, but I figured this is what I'm most comfortable in.

Gin: Yeah. It's a pain, so let's just go with these.

Tae: I'm sorry. It looks like I stuck my nose where it didn't belong.

Tae: You guys were already decked out in your Sunday best, weren't you?

Shin: Yep.

Shin: This is what suits Odd Jobs best.

Gin: Why are you the only one dressed up?!

Kag: Get a clue, damn it! What part of this suits you?

Kag: Wipe that annoying expression off your face!

Shin: Shaddup! I'm sick of those twin stripes!

Shin: I...

Shin: I wanna be fashionable, too!

Shin: Uh, sorry about that.

Shin: Go back to the usual twin stripes next week, please.

Dojo,Sign: Kodokan Dojo

All: Yeah! Yeah!

Shin: More!

Shin: Make it sound more like Nagabuchi!

All: Yeah!

Shin: Yeah, you take the rudder.

Shin: Listen up!

Shin: People crumble easily if their hearts lack resolve.

Shin: Just swinging your sword thoughtlessly will never make you stronger.

Shin: Let me hear it!

Shin: Why do you want to grow stronger?

Shin: Why did you come to this dojo?

Tae: Everyone's working hard, I see.

Tae: How about a little break?

Tae: It's time for your chocolate macadamia nuts.

Tae: Okay, okay.

Tae: Don't push. Line up in order.

G: All right! Got my chocolate!

G: Let's get outta here.

G: We're only here for the chocolate. We don't need you.

G: Acting all high and mighty.

G: I almost wanted to cut him down to size.

G: Damn brat.

Ep Title,Title: There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their att*ck Names, and Those Who Don't

Shin: After Hajime-nii encouraged us,

Shin: we finally got this Kodokan Dojo back on track,

Shin: but our disciples don't care about swordsmanship.

Shin: They're all only here for the macadamia nuts.

Shin: I figured, if it meant we could pass down the style Father left us, that was fine.

Shin: But at this rate...

Gin: All right. Everyone get in position and give it a sh*t.

All: Kamehameha!

Shin: What the hell are you doing?!

Shin: Why are you teaching Turtle School at someone else's dojo?!

Tae: I asked him to give a special course.

Gin: I thought I should start with piquing their interest

Gin: by passing down a flashy ultimate move.

Shin: But that's someone else's ultimate move. It's got nothing to do with swordsmanship.

Shin: I bet you can't do it, either!

Kag: Instructor Sakata!

Kag: I think something just came out.

Gin: You're right.

Gin: You can move on to Kaio-ken, then.

Shin: Like hell she can!

Shin: Wanna die once and go to King Kaio's planet?!

Shin: Get out!

Shin: This is not the Turtle House!

Kag: What's your problem? Everyone was really into it, too.

Kyu: It's absurd, but they might be on the right track.

Shin: What are you talking about?

Kyu: An ultimate move.

Kyu: If you give them a goal, saying

Kyu: they can use a move like this if they put in the effort,

Kyu: it might change something in them.

Shin: But there's no way our style has an ultimate move...

Kon: That might not necessarily be the case.

Kon: I was poking around your storehouse and found this.

Shin: Before that, where did you come from?

Tae: Could this be...

Tae: The Tendo Mushin Ryu secret ultimate move scroll?

Shin: Secret ultimate move?

Tae: Before Father passed away, he was desperately writing this by his sickbed.

Tae: He wanted you to have it someday.

Kyu: S-So this scroll contains the Tendo Mushin Ryu's secret ultimate move,

Kyu: written by your father?

Gin: Hey, Pachi-boy.

Gin: You have an ultimate move, even though I don't?

Gin: Isn't that unfair?

Tae: Shin-chan,

Tae: now is the time to inherit the final technique Father left behind.

Tae: The Tendo Mushin Ryu's secret ultimate move,

Tae: its name...

Tae: Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night

Tae: Rising Special Ultra Miracle

Tae: Super Mario Brothers Second Edition

Tae: Luigi's Counterattack Director's Cut!

Shin: Father...

Shin: Talk about loooooooooong!

Shin: Look, I get that he put a lot of thought into this,

Shin: but it's impossible to remember!

Shin: Even if, by some miracle, I managed to memorize it...

Shin: Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night

Shin: Rising Special Ultra Miracle—

Shin: I'd get taken out before I finish yelling the att*ck name!

Kag: There's no rule that says you have to yell out the att*ck name.

Kyu: But it's the move your father managed to write in his sickbed,

Kyu: so maybe you should yell it out.

Kyu: As quickly as possible.

Shin: What kind of ultimate move is this?! It's like bullying!

Kyu: Or you could...

Kyu: My family has a technique we can't yell out loud, too...

Kyu: Man**kyou Tentsugan!

Technique,Sign: Man**kyou Tentsugan

Sign: So we use a beep.

Shin: Where are you putting that beep?

Shin: That could cause a pretty nasty misunderstanding!

Kon: Our style's ultimate move has

Kon: a complicated the Testify Diamond Cleaving Three-Step Thrust,

Technique,Sign: Testify Diamond Cleaving Three-Step Thrust

Kon: so we shorten it

Kon: and call it Testicles.

Shin: You should cover your entire body in beeps!

Gin: Sounds like a good idea. Let's abbreviate it.

Gin: This is really drawn-out, but long story short,

Flash,Sign: {\fad( , )}Flash of the Heavenly Soaring Glasses

Gin: it's Flash of the Heavenly Soaring Glasses, right?

Shin: Where was that written? What the hell does Flash of the Glasses mean?

Kag: Then let's put a beep there,

Kag: and make it Flash of the Heavenly Soaring ******.

Flash,Sign: Flash of the Heavenly Soaring ******

Shin: What's the point of hiding that part?

Shin: It looks like a total rip-off now!

Tae: In that case,

Tae: *******

Tae: should do, right?

Shin: Sis!

Shin: You've turned me into a pervert who's just yelling out words banned on TV!

Tae: You don't have time to be stumbling right now.

Tae: The question is what kind of att*ck this ultimate move is

Tae: and how to perfect it, right?

Gin: Read some more, Pachi-boy.

Shin: Let's see...

F: The Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night (etc.) is...

Shin: If you can't be bothered to write it,

Shin: don't give it such a long name in the first place!

F: ...the Tendo Mushin Ryu's deepest and most powerful technique,

F: a secret ultimate move that can only be passed down to the rightful heir.

F: No matter what, you mustn't let anyone else know about this technique.

Shin: Sorry, they've already found out.

F: Because it has such massive power, it could change the very nature of the world.

Shin: I-It's that powerful?

F: I shall write down the instructions to that technique here.

How To,Sign: How to use the ultimate move Defend against an enemy att*ck, and then...

Shin: What's with this code?

Kon: First press the d-pad from down to the side, and then press the sword button.

Shin: It's just a fighting game command!

Shin: Your son doesn't have such buttons!

Gin: No, this might make things easier to understand.

Gin: It's likely that

Gin: pressing down to side on the d-pad and then the sword button refers to

Gin: taking a lowered stance with your sword still in its scabbard,

Gin: and then drawing it out in one fell swoop.

Gin: In other words, you sidestep the enemy's att*ck

Gin: and take that opening to land a counter sword-drawing art.

Shin: How can you understand that much from this stupid scroll?

Gin: Because my secret ultimate move,

Gin: "Stealing Someone Else's Pudding At Night,"

Gin: is down to side on the d-pad and then the punch button,

Punch,Sign: Punch

Gin: practically the same thing.

Shin: Why is your shitty ultimate move so similar to ours?

Kag: My secret ultimate move, the Pudding Counter,

Kag: is down to side on the d-pad and then the pudding button.

Pudding,Sign: Pudding

Shin: What the hell is a pudding button?

Shin: How are you guys using the P button for different things?!

Kyu: Anyway, you have no choice but to give it a sh*t.

Kyu: I'll att*ck you, so try hitting me with a full-blooded counter.

G: Round one.

G: Fight!

Shin: Why the fighting game visuals?

Gin: Never mind that, Pachi-boy. Just press down and take your stance.

Shin: L-Like this?

Gin: Look at this blue gauge.

Gin: It's the glasses gauge.

Shin: What the hell is a glasses gauge?

Gin: Until this glasses gauge is full,

Gin: Pachi-boy's glasses won't have the right strength, sealing his att*cks.

Gin: Hang in there.

Shin: Just how difficult is Pachi-boy to use?!

Kyu: Man**kyou Tentsugan!

Kyu: Man**kyou Tentsugan!

Shin: The Man**kyou Tentsugan has turned into a completely different att*ck!

Shin: It's as lame as Zangief's moves!

Kyu: Man**kyou Tentsugan!

Kyu: Man**kyou Tentsugan!

Shin: That's Man**kyou Tentsugan, too?

Kyu: Man**kyou Tentsugan opens my lost left eye, the Shingan,

Kyu: and turns all my att*cks into OHKO ultimate moves.

Shin: That's way too OP!

Kyu: Can you take my att*cks?!

Gin: The glasses gauge is full, Shinpachi.

Kag: Now! Hit her with a counter!

Touch,Sign: D... Don't touch me...

Shin: Why?!

Shin: Never mind countering, I got KOed instantly just by touching her!

Kyu: F-Forgive me.

Kyu: I hadn't considered the possibility of you touching my body.

Shin: Now we know our ultimate move can't defeat her!

Kon: Shinpachi-kun, I'll use moves that are easy to block,

Kon: so you can relax and hit me with your counters.

G: Round two.

G: Fight!

Kon: Testicles!

Shin: Like I could ever touch such a filthy Dhalsim att*ck!

Touch,Sign: Could you leave?

Shin: What are you guys doing?

Shin: I haven't done anything yet!

Gin: What am I gonna do with you?

Gin: Take your stance.

Gin: I'll half-ass some att*cks.

Shin: O-Okay.

N: Round three.

N: Fight!

Gin: That's it. Endure.

Gin: Wait for an opening.

Gin: Now's your chance. Bring it!

Touch,Sign: Unless you break through my Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night (etc.), you don't stand a chance!!

Shin: You're gonna use the ultimate move?!

Shin: How'd you master it already?!

Gin: Because it was simple.

Shin: Only the rightful heir can inherit that, you know! Take a hint!

Gin: It's not just me.

Gin: While you were messing about, everybody learned how to use it.

Kag: We even learned how to block it!

Tae: My turn next!

Kyu: Also, we figured out how to block the block, Shinpachi-kun.

Tae: There's a way to block the block of the block, too, Shin-chan.

Gin: And there's a way to block the block of the block of the block, Pachi-boy.

Kyu: A way to block the block of the block of the block of the block

Kyu: does not exist, Shinpachi-kun.

Shin: Father.

Shin: The ultimate move you spent your whole life creating

Shin: can be used by anyone, apparently.

Shin: Only the rightful heir was supposed to inherit it,

Shin: but everyone's crunching it up like some snack.

Shin: Why didn't you make it harder to use?

Shin: If an ultimate move can be used by one and all,

Shin: can it really be called an ultimate move?

Shin: I thought it'd be something only I could use, and yet...

Shin: I can't preserve your dojo with a move like this—

How To,Sign: Once you learn that move, depart for the designated location.

F: Once you learn that move, depart for the designated location.

Shin: There was more!

F: It will be a harsh journey.

F: You may feel discouraged at times.

F: You may feel as if you cannot succeed.

F: But no matter the difficulty,

F: you can overcome it with this ultimate move.

F: And at the end of the long journey,

F: you will surely find

F: the two fruits key to this ultimate move:

F: cacao and macadamia.

F: Blend those two together,

F: and you'll produce the ultimate sweet, irresistible to all.

F: Use it as bait to create an opening in your enemy.

F: That is the...

F: Evil Holy Sword Let's Dancing All Night

F: Rising Special Ultra Miracle

F: Super Mario Brothers Second Edition

F: Luigi's Counterattack Director's Cut!

Shin: There'll be chocolate next week, too, so please come.

Gin: He's his father's son, all right.

Ep Title,Title: The Two Apes

Hij: Next Episode: "The Two Apes."

text r: The Stalker Gorilla, Kondo Isao,

text l: was taken under the wing of a famous thief? Even though he's a cop?

text r: While he's undergoing thief training, the story takes an unexpected turn.

text l: What's in Kondo's past that even Hijikata wasn't aware of?