09x10 - Diamonds are Unscratchable
Posted: 09/24/22 06:36
Gintama,OP Card: Gintama
Slip Arc,OP Card: Slip Arc
Title: Diamonds are Unscratchable
Warning: GKB's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV ♥
S: We would never let you leave looking so sad.
S: Why? Because...
S: We provide dreams to all of space
S: as the special unit of galactic idols.
S: That is why.
G: That's...
Shin: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches ?!
Shin: Why are they on Earth?
Bi: Guys, come to our meet-and-greet and wipe this bitter taste out of your mouths.
Bi: Otherwise your Bitchie will be so lonely, she'll cry.
G: I-I can't believe I get to meet the universe's top idols!
G: Is this some dream or fantasy?!
G: I'm going first!
G: No, I am!
Gin: Wait, what? Giant Knobhead b*tches ?
Shin: No way... They're here in Edo?
Shin: They are Galaxy Kingdom b*tches .
Shin: On several planets, top idol groups faced off in a public vote,
Shin: and only the centers whose groups placed at the top—
Shin: in other words, only the top of the top idols from across the galaxy—
Shin: formed this top idol group!
Gin: How many times are you gonna say "top"?
Shin: They're the biggest idols in the galaxy!
Shin: They traverse planets, nabbing the top idol spot on each one,
Shin: then move on to their next target.
Shin: If that special unit of idols is here in Edo and showed up in front of Otsu-chan,
Shin: that must mean their next target is...
Bi: Terakado Tsu.
Bi: We got a good look at how Edo's top idol does sales.
Bi: I'm amazed you sit at the top of the pile like that.
Bi: It seems Edo has the weakest idols of all the planets we've been to.
Bi: Let us show you how real idols
Bi: do meet-and-greets.
Shin: A-Are those...
Bi: Line up and come in one by one, guys.
Bi: We want to spend quality time with each of you.
Shin: Why have closed spaces if they're only gonna shake hands?
Taka: Challenge accepted. I'll go first.
Shin: Taka-chin?
Taka: You ran your mouth at Otsu-chan.
Taka: If this meet-and-greet ain't up to scratch, you'll be in real trouble.
Shin: Taka-chin!
Taka: Sorry, Shin-chan.
Taka: I honestly don't understand what you're trying to do with Otsu-chan right now.
Taka: But I believe that you'll protect her to the end.
Taka: I believe that she would never lose to these hussies!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Taka: Huh? Seriously?
Taka: Is this how it works?
Gin: Uh, why is it shaking?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Huh? Was he in his undies just now?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: I hear weird noises. What is that? What's going on?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: He was totally butt-naked! What're they doing?
Gin: Are they really shaking hands?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Uh, hold up. What is this?
Gin: They're not shaking hands at all. They're doing something totally different.
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: What is that? Something just came out.
Gin: What's going on in there? What're you guys doing?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Now his whole body's covered in pixels! What happened to him?
Gin: Taka-chin!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Taka-chin?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Taka-chin?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Taka-chin?!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Shin: Pull yourself together, Taka-chin!
Shin: What happened, Taka-chin?!
Taka: Once I get home, I'm gonna burn all my p*rn mags.
Shin: What'd they do to you?!
Gin: What'd they do to him? They clearly just did him!
Gin: They totally got down and dirty.
Gin: He looks like he released everything he had pent up. He's basking in the afterglow.
Shin: Taka-chin, tell me what happened inside.
Taka: Everything turned white.
Gin: Crap! Now he's turned completely white!
G: Once I get home, I'll try being nicer to Mom.
G: I'll try to find something good about Kamiji Yusuke.
Shin: Hey! People are getting enlightened in the afterglow one after another!
Gin: Wait, are you kidding me?
Gin: Seriously? Is this for real?
Gin: What, do they shake something other than hands on their planets?
Gin: Are you kidding me? Seriously? Is this for real?
Shin: Calm down, Gin-san!
Bi: Our meet-and-greet made everyone weak in the knees.
Bi: Terakado Tsu, we've rendered all your fans completely spineless.
Bi: They're wrapped around our fingers.
Bi: This is what real idols are capable of.
Bi: What the greatest galactic idol group is capable of.
Bi: What Galaxy Kingdom b*tches is capable of.
Gin: Uh, idols? You're practically just pr*******es!
Bi: What? How mean!
Bi: You know nothing about me!
Bi: You know nothing about what we were doing inside!
Bi: If you suspect us that much, why don't you try it yourself...
Bi: Our meet-and-greet.
Gin: I'll take the special course, please.
Bi: Meet-and-greet.
Gin: I can start a tab with you, right?
Shin: Like hell!
Tsu: No... My fans, who've been behind me all this time...
Crowd: All hail Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Tsu: The ones who've supported me all this time...
Tsu: In one moment, they all just...
Tsu: No...
Tsu: This can't be.
Tsu: This can't be happening!
Shin: Otsu-chan!
Gin: H-Hey! How long are you gonna sleep, you dumbass?!
Shin: Wait, Otsu-chan!
Gin: We still have a bunch of pillow sales events lined up after this!
Gin: Hey!
Bi: She went down far easier than expected.
Crowd: All hail Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bi: But this isn't enough.
Bi: Getting these core idol fans on our side doesn't mean a thing.
Bi: All of Edo must watch as Terakado Tsu and Booger Diamonds fall to pieces.
Bi: They need to know that we, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches , are the greatest idols alive.
Bi: Showtime is only just beginning.
Shin: I see.
Shin: Otsu-chan's still holed up?
OMom: She seems to be taking it really hard.
Shin: Sorry. It's all our fault for being so useless.
OMom: Oh, no. I made her form a unit to put her under this exact kind of pressure.
OMom: But I can't believe they came gunning for Otsu at the same time.
OMom: She's hit rock bottom, and she may not climb back up.
Shin: Otsu-chan will definitely bounce back!
Shin: She'd never lose to those people!
Gin: Yeah. Right now, we don't stand to make any mon—
Gin: I mean, make a decent impression, so give us a chance to turn this around.
Kag: Otsu's not alone.
Kag: If she's hit rock bottom, there's still something I,
Kag: along with Booger Diamonds ,can do to help her.
Kag: I want her to remember that.
OMom: There's nothing any of you can do.
OMom: I mean...
Terakado_Tsu_Cri,SignL: Terakado Tsu CriesOutside a Love Hotel!!
Producer_Carries,SignR: Producer Carries BDZ Member Home!
OMom: You're all down there with her.
R: There they are!
R: It's Booger Diamonds 's producer, Mr. Sakata!
R: What was Otsu-chan doing in front of a love hotel?
R: Is it true that you're using your position as producer
R: to screw around with your agency's idols?
Shin: You've got the wrong idea!
Shin: I was the one who was with Otsu-chan! I'm her manager!
Shin: We were just talking about work—
R: So the producer and manager are both screwing around with their agency's idols?
Shin: Did you listen to a word I said?!
R: Well?
Gin: You know they're gonna twist your words, Shinpachi.
Gin: Just get through it by saying "Whatever. I don't care."
Shin: They'll twist that even worse!
Gin: We've done nothing wrong. No need to run or hide.
Kag: That's right.
Kag: Besides, Gin-chan and I have gone long past "taking home." We live together.
R: What do you mean, you live together?
Kag: He keeps me at home without pay
Kag: and makes me do all kinds of stuff from morning to night until I can't stand.
Kag: Nothing wrong with that.
Shin: Everything about that sounds wrong!
R: Sakata-san, are you a lolicon p**o?
Gin: I'm not a p**o! The P stands for producer!
Gin: I'm not a lolicon, either!
R: So you're a p**o P?
Gin: Knock it off already, you rotten cue ball!
R: Did you hear that verbal abuse?
Tsu: I no longer have any fans cheering me on.
TV: Showbiz really is seedy, huh?
TV: Well, everyone in the entertainment business is like this.
Tsu: I don't have anyone on my side.
TV: Should've seen it coming.
tabloid,Shin: Otsu and Her Manager
tabloid,Shin: Super Edo Scoop
Shin: Otsu-chan's in big trouble, and it's all our fault!
Gin: Tch.
Gin: Who woulda thought this would happen right before the release of the debut single?
OMom: We've been had.
OMom: The background on this photograph has been shopped.
OMom: In other words, you were used in a plot to bring Otsu down...
OMom: by Galaxy Kingdom b*tches .
Shin: Th-They were behind this?
OMom: They're a special squad that has destroyed top idols on all kinds of planets.
OMom: They're not picky about their methods.
Shin: They'll pay for this.
Shin: Let's expose their tactics and condemn them!
OMom: They have tremendous influence with media across the galaxy.
OMom: It'll never see the light of day.
Gin: At this point, our only choice is to upload a shaved-head apology video.
Shin: Even if you hate me, the manager,
Shin: please don't come to hate Booger Diamonds !
Shin: What part do you think you're shaving off?!
Kag: Or we'll have to put fries and Shinpachi side-by-side
Kag: and upload a video about which one will rot sooner.
Shin: Your brains are what's rotten!
OMom: Too late for that too, apparently. They got the jump on us.
Bi: Greetings, earthlings!
Bi: We are the special unit of galactic idols,
Bi: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bi: As it turns out, we're going to make our debut on Earth!
All: Yay!
Bi: Our new single, "A Slut's Badge of Honor," releases December th.
Shin: December th? The same release date as Booger Diamonds 's debut single?
Gin: They're even going with a similar title.
Bi: With that in mind, we plan to hold a release event at Oedo Dome.
Bi: But since that alone wouldn't be exciting enough,
Bi: we've got some big guests lined up.
Bi: Surprise!
Bi: We want to invite Edo's top idol, Terakado Tsu-chan, to this event!
Shin: Wha?!
Bi: We don't have an appointment yet, but...
Bi: Terakado Tsu-san, why don't we face off to determine Edo's top idol?
Bi: Us, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches ,
Bi: versus Terakado Tsu's Booger Diamonds ?
Bi: Let's compete to see which of us can charm more fans in a meet-and-greet.
Bi: The winner gets to perform their new single live.
Bi: But the loser has to retire from the idol industry right then and there.
Bi: It's a battle to determine the top idol. There has to be some risk involved.
Bi: Let's settle this, Terakado Tsu-san.
Bi: You were once the top idol in all of Edo.
Bi: We trust you won't run away from this challenge.
Sign: Up NextThe Making of Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's "A Slut's Badge of Honor"
Cancel,Sign: Cancel
Shin: Th-That was...
OMom: Well played.
OMom: Now that they've released this video to the public,
OMom: our reputation will be ruined if we refuse.
Gin: For someone so cute, she sure can play dirty.
Gin: Kingdom b*tches is a fitting name, I say.
OMom: The words "idol" and "bitch" are practically synonyms.
OMom: They're several times better at this than Otsu.
Shin: That's a hell of a thing for the president of an idol agency to say.
OMom: But we can't put her idol career on the line, even if it makes us lose face.
OMom: And having lost all her fans, Otsu stands no chance—
Shin: Not all of them.
Shin: She still has three fans right here.
Kag: Relax. I won't cause any trouble.
Kag: An idol digs out her boogers with her own hands.
Gin: And besides, we Booger Diamonds
Gin: are fully prepared to be the boogers that make Otsu-chan's diamond shine bright.
OMom: You guys...
Shin: Until now, Otsu-chan has given us hopes and dreams as an idol.
Shin: Now, it's our turn as fans to return the favor by giving her hopes and dreams.
Edo_Dome,Sign: Oedo Dome
Bi: Hello, everyone!
Bi: Thanks for coming to see us today!
Bi: We are the idols of the entire universe...
Bi: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bi: And here is the group that accepted our challenge...
Kag: Heya. We are Booger Diamonds .
Bi: Yeah, right!
Bi: Where's Otsu? You're just three piles of boogers now!
Bi: What kinda nostrils did you pop out of?!
Gin: We took responsibility for causing a scandal by shaving our heads down there.
Gin: We are the newest members...
Shin: Pachie!
Gin: Pako!
Bi: You call that taking responsibility?!
Bi: You've gotta be kidding me.
Bi: We're here for Terakado Tsu! We don't give two hoots about you morons!
Kag: Right back at ya. Otsu says she has no time to waste on knobhead b*tches.
Kag: But we decided to drop by while chasing our boogers too far in.
Kag: You should be grateful to us.
Bi: Say what, you booger brat?
Com: Oh, my! Sparks are already flying on the stage!
Com: Booger Diamonds and Galaxy Kingdom b*tches ...
Com: Will their meet-and-greet with the fans turn into a World Martial Arts Tournament?
Tae: Fine by us.
Tae: We don't care if you're a special unit of galactic idols or whatever.
Tae: But if you want to settle things with force, then we'll gladly play along.
Tae: Just know that you won't stand a chance in hell of winning.
Tae: Not when you're against the strongest combat backing band in the galaxy,
Tae: Diamond Vacuum.
Shin: Sis!
Gin: So they made it.
Com: Whoa! Booger Diamonds had a real ace up their sleeve!
Com: A group of hotties comparable to Otsu-chan has taken the stage!
Kyu: We're saying we'll battle you in your arena and on your terms.
Kyu: Get back, before we render your pretty faces useless.
Sac: How dare you frame our producer?
Sac: The one sleeping with Producer Sakata is me!
Gin: What are you even here for?
Tsu: I don't know how things ended up like this, but this too is fate.
Tsu: No matter in what arena, I refuse to lose any battles I take part in.
Tsu: I'll show you the fruits of my training.
Gin: What the hell did you guys train for?!
Gin: Don't just do whatever the hell you please!
Bi: I see.
Bi: Otsu ran from us, so you tried to make up for that
Bi: by hastily gathering trash that's nothing but looks?
Bi: Man, I've never felt this insulted before.
Bi: Fine. If that's how you want to play, we'll k*ll your careers
Bi: and crush you so thoroughly that Otsu will never think about taking the stage again.
Bi: Let's determine the greatest idols in the universe right here and now.
Com: Fight fair and square!
Com: The battle to determine the greatest idols alive is now underway.
Com: This battle between Galaxy Kingdom b*tches and Booger Diamonds
Com: will be decided by how many fans flock to their respective meet-and-greets.
All: Pleased to meet you all!
Com: Whoa, as soon as the bell rings, a tidal wave of people comes rushing in.
Com: Incredible!
Com: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Com: It's like they're gobbling up every fan in the arena! What overwhelming popularity!
Com: Meanwhile, Booger Diamonds 's base is tumbleweed central!
Com: They may have a bunch of hotties, but they're still newly debuted nobodies.
Com: Was it too soon for them to take on the galaxy's greatest idol group?
Bi: Otsu or no Otsu, the outcome was decided before it even started.
Bi: Didn't you realize that?
Bi: In truth, this was never a battle to determine the greatest idols alive.
Bi: It's just a public execution.
Gin: That so? Either way, you shouldn't get distracted during a battle.
Bi: Don't you get it? This can't even be called a battle.
Gin: You're the one who doesn't get it.
Gin: An idol's enemy isn't just in front of her.
Tae: Yikes, what's with that line?
Sac: It's an idol meet-and-greet, apparently.
Bo: Ew, gross.
Com: That's...
Com: A rear ambush by the backing band!
Tae: So what if they can shake hands with idols? Does that really make them happy?
Tae: Why are they so desperate?
Sac: You're so silly, Otae.
Sac: Look at them. They've probably never held a girl's hand in their lives.
Sac: Oh, sorry. They've probably never talked to one, either.
Com: The backing band unit's barrage of insults
Com: is making the fans lose all desire to attend the meet-and-greet!
G: Rude! I have at least talked to girls!
Tae: I bet it just went like, "Would you like that heated?" and "Sure."
G: There was more! Like, "I don't need a plastic bag."
Sac: You don't call that talking to a girl.
Bi: That's cheating! Do you really think you can mess with our line?
Gin: Keep talking. Plotting evil from behind the idol is what a backing band does.
Tae: Don't they know that lining up here won't resolve a thing?
Sac: They're basically lining up to climb the stairs to the gallows.
Com: Corpses everywhere!
Com: They're massacring the fans in Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's line one after another!
Bi: Such futile resistance.
Bi: Your sabotaging is only making the fans distance themselves from you.
Bi: What?
Kyu: You went too far, Tae-chan, Sarutobi.
Bi: They had a Plan B with more backing band members at the back?
Tsu: Sorry. Are you all right?
Tsu: Can you stand?
Bi: Don't tell me, the first two backing band members were just a setup?
Tsu: Forgive them.
Tsu: They mean no harm. They're just a little shy.
Bi: By mercilessly b*ating down the fans and then picking them up...
Tsu: They wanted to talk to you all, but it seems they didn't know where to begin.
Tsu: After all, it's the same for us.
Kyu: W-We've never held a meet-and-greet...
Tsu: ...before today.
Tae: Sorry.
Sac: In truth, we're the same as you.
Tae: If you don't mind...
All: ...could you take our first time?
Bi: They brought out the tsundere act?!
C: Hey, why did my heart just skip a b*at?
C: The girls over there are pretty cute, too!
C: I think I'll head over there!
C: Me, too!
C: Me three!
Com: Whoa, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's line is falling apart!
Gin: You were right. Nobodies could never b*at the greatest idols in the universe.
Gin: But it looks like this battle
Gin: is neither to determine the greatest idols alive nor a public execution.
Gin: I hear it's just a battle to determine the biggest sluts alive.
Gin: You're the ones who started playing dirty.
Gin: We'll make you regret it!
Bi: Wh-What're those?
Gin: Even if we can't win as idols,
Gin: Booger Diamonds is invincible in a battle of the sluts.
Com: Those are... toilet stalls!
Com: Are they using toilet stalls, of all things, to compete with the bewitching curtains?
Bi: H-How vulgar.
Bi: A meet-and-greet in such a disgusting place would never make the fans happy.
G: Wh-What's with the toilets?
G: Don't tell me, we'll get to see them doing all sorts of dirty things?
G: No way, man.
G: But they're toilets.
Com: Oh, dear! The fans are beset by confusion!
Kag: Hey, Gin-chan! What's the meaning of this?
Tae: This is the first I'm hearing of a meet-and-greet in toilets, Shin-chan.
Shin: I-It's not what you think, Sis!
Com: The fans aren't the only ones confused!
Gin: You know... This is the first meet-and-greet for you guys, too.
Gin: You're probably feeling too shy to face the fans.
Gin: That's where these come in. Enter the stalls from beneath the toilets.
Gin: Just stick your hands out and wait.
Gin: That way, you can deal with any kind of embarrassment just fine.
Gin: All you have to do after that is shake everything.
Gin: You won't see a thing, but it's simple.
Gin: Just grab everything that's held out in front of you.
Gin: Consider your hand nothing but toilet paper.
Tae: What perverted acts are you trying to make us perform?!
G: You hear that?
G: I'm going over there!
Com: Wow! Even more people are leaving Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's line!
Com: Producer Sakata is stealing even more fans with a terrifying slut plan!
Bi: You shitheads!
Gin: This is where things get real.
Gin: Let's do this. Show them what real sluts are capable of!
All: Who're you calling sluts?!
Gin: Ger-bleaurgh!
Sign: To Be Continued
Sign: Preview
Tsu: Everyone... Thank you so, so much for everything.
Tsu: Next time: "An Idol's Badge of Honor."
Title: An Idol's Badge of Honor
TextR: Shocked and hurt, Otsu holes up.
TextL: Will she end up retiring like this?
TextR: In this idol battle without honor and humanity,
TextL: who will stand victorious in the end?
Slip Arc,OP Card: Slip Arc
Title: Diamonds are Unscratchable
Warning: GKB's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV ♥
S: We would never let you leave looking so sad.
S: Why? Because...
S: We provide dreams to all of space
S: as the special unit of galactic idols.
S: That is why.
G: That's...
Shin: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches ?!
Shin: Why are they on Earth?
Bi: Guys, come to our meet-and-greet and wipe this bitter taste out of your mouths.
Bi: Otherwise your Bitchie will be so lonely, she'll cry.
G: I-I can't believe I get to meet the universe's top idols!
G: Is this some dream or fantasy?!
G: I'm going first!
G: No, I am!
Gin: Wait, what? Giant Knobhead b*tches ?
Shin: No way... They're here in Edo?
Shin: They are Galaxy Kingdom b*tches .
Shin: On several planets, top idol groups faced off in a public vote,
Shin: and only the centers whose groups placed at the top—
Shin: in other words, only the top of the top idols from across the galaxy—
Shin: formed this top idol group!
Gin: How many times are you gonna say "top"?
Shin: They're the biggest idols in the galaxy!
Shin: They traverse planets, nabbing the top idol spot on each one,
Shin: then move on to their next target.
Shin: If that special unit of idols is here in Edo and showed up in front of Otsu-chan,
Shin: that must mean their next target is...
Bi: Terakado Tsu.
Bi: We got a good look at how Edo's top idol does sales.
Bi: I'm amazed you sit at the top of the pile like that.
Bi: It seems Edo has the weakest idols of all the planets we've been to.
Bi: Let us show you how real idols
Bi: do meet-and-greets.
Shin: A-Are those...
Bi: Line up and come in one by one, guys.
Bi: We want to spend quality time with each of you.
Shin: Why have closed spaces if they're only gonna shake hands?
Taka: Challenge accepted. I'll go first.
Shin: Taka-chin?
Taka: You ran your mouth at Otsu-chan.
Taka: If this meet-and-greet ain't up to scratch, you'll be in real trouble.
Shin: Taka-chin!
Taka: Sorry, Shin-chan.
Taka: I honestly don't understand what you're trying to do with Otsu-chan right now.
Taka: But I believe that you'll protect her to the end.
Taka: I believe that she would never lose to these hussies!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Taka: Huh? Seriously?
Taka: Is this how it works?
Gin: Uh, why is it shaking?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Huh? Was he in his undies just now?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: I hear weird noises. What is that? What's going on?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: He was totally butt-naked! What're they doing?
Gin: Are they really shaking hands?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Uh, hold up. What is this?
Gin: They're not shaking hands at all. They're doing something totally different.
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: What is that? Something just came out.
Gin: What's going on in there? What're you guys doing?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Now his whole body's covered in pixels! What happened to him?
Gin: Taka-chin!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Taka-chin?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Taka-chin?
Shin: Taka-chin!
Gin: Taka-chin?!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Shin: Taka-chin!
Shin: Pull yourself together, Taka-chin!
Shin: What happened, Taka-chin?!
Taka: Once I get home, I'm gonna burn all my p*rn mags.
Shin: What'd they do to you?!
Gin: What'd they do to him? They clearly just did him!
Gin: They totally got down and dirty.
Gin: He looks like he released everything he had pent up. He's basking in the afterglow.
Shin: Taka-chin, tell me what happened inside.
Taka: Everything turned white.
Gin: Crap! Now he's turned completely white!
G: Once I get home, I'll try being nicer to Mom.
G: I'll try to find something good about Kamiji Yusuke.
Shin: Hey! People are getting enlightened in the afterglow one after another!
Gin: Wait, are you kidding me?
Gin: Seriously? Is this for real?
Gin: What, do they shake something other than hands on their planets?
Gin: Are you kidding me? Seriously? Is this for real?
Shin: Calm down, Gin-san!
Bi: Our meet-and-greet made everyone weak in the knees.
Bi: Terakado Tsu, we've rendered all your fans completely spineless.
Bi: They're wrapped around our fingers.
Bi: This is what real idols are capable of.
Bi: What the greatest galactic idol group is capable of.
Bi: What Galaxy Kingdom b*tches is capable of.
Gin: Uh, idols? You're practically just pr*******es!
Bi: What? How mean!
Bi: You know nothing about me!
Bi: You know nothing about what we were doing inside!
Bi: If you suspect us that much, why don't you try it yourself...
Bi: Our meet-and-greet.
Gin: I'll take the special course, please.
Bi: Meet-and-greet.
Gin: I can start a tab with you, right?
Shin: Like hell!
Tsu: No... My fans, who've been behind me all this time...
Crowd: All hail Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Tsu: The ones who've supported me all this time...
Tsu: In one moment, they all just...
Tsu: No...
Tsu: This can't be.
Tsu: This can't be happening!
Shin: Otsu-chan!
Gin: H-Hey! How long are you gonna sleep, you dumbass?!
Shin: Wait, Otsu-chan!
Gin: We still have a bunch of pillow sales events lined up after this!
Gin: Hey!
Bi: She went down far easier than expected.
Crowd: All hail Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bi: But this isn't enough.
Bi: Getting these core idol fans on our side doesn't mean a thing.
Bi: All of Edo must watch as Terakado Tsu and Booger Diamonds fall to pieces.
Bi: They need to know that we, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches , are the greatest idols alive.
Bi: Showtime is only just beginning.
Shin: I see.
Shin: Otsu-chan's still holed up?
OMom: She seems to be taking it really hard.
Shin: Sorry. It's all our fault for being so useless.
OMom: Oh, no. I made her form a unit to put her under this exact kind of pressure.
OMom: But I can't believe they came gunning for Otsu at the same time.
OMom: She's hit rock bottom, and she may not climb back up.
Shin: Otsu-chan will definitely bounce back!
Shin: She'd never lose to those people!
Gin: Yeah. Right now, we don't stand to make any mon—
Gin: I mean, make a decent impression, so give us a chance to turn this around.
Kag: Otsu's not alone.
Kag: If she's hit rock bottom, there's still something I,
Kag: along with Booger Diamonds ,can do to help her.
Kag: I want her to remember that.
OMom: There's nothing any of you can do.
OMom: I mean...
Terakado_Tsu_Cri,SignL: Terakado Tsu CriesOutside a Love Hotel!!
Producer_Carries,SignR: Producer Carries BDZ Member Home!
OMom: You're all down there with her.
R: There they are!
R: It's Booger Diamonds 's producer, Mr. Sakata!
R: What was Otsu-chan doing in front of a love hotel?
R: Is it true that you're using your position as producer
R: to screw around with your agency's idols?
Shin: You've got the wrong idea!
Shin: I was the one who was with Otsu-chan! I'm her manager!
Shin: We were just talking about work—
R: So the producer and manager are both screwing around with their agency's idols?
Shin: Did you listen to a word I said?!
R: Well?
Gin: You know they're gonna twist your words, Shinpachi.
Gin: Just get through it by saying "Whatever. I don't care."
Shin: They'll twist that even worse!
Gin: We've done nothing wrong. No need to run or hide.
Kag: That's right.
Kag: Besides, Gin-chan and I have gone long past "taking home." We live together.
R: What do you mean, you live together?
Kag: He keeps me at home without pay
Kag: and makes me do all kinds of stuff from morning to night until I can't stand.
Kag: Nothing wrong with that.
Shin: Everything about that sounds wrong!
R: Sakata-san, are you a lolicon p**o?
Gin: I'm not a p**o! The P stands for producer!
Gin: I'm not a lolicon, either!
R: So you're a p**o P?
Gin: Knock it off already, you rotten cue ball!
R: Did you hear that verbal abuse?
Tsu: I no longer have any fans cheering me on.
TV: Showbiz really is seedy, huh?
TV: Well, everyone in the entertainment business is like this.
Tsu: I don't have anyone on my side.
TV: Should've seen it coming.
tabloid,Shin: Otsu and Her Manager
tabloid,Shin: Super Edo Scoop
Shin: Otsu-chan's in big trouble, and it's all our fault!
Gin: Tch.
Gin: Who woulda thought this would happen right before the release of the debut single?
OMom: We've been had.
OMom: The background on this photograph has been shopped.
OMom: In other words, you were used in a plot to bring Otsu down...
OMom: by Galaxy Kingdom b*tches .
Shin: Th-They were behind this?
OMom: They're a special squad that has destroyed top idols on all kinds of planets.
OMom: They're not picky about their methods.
Shin: They'll pay for this.
Shin: Let's expose their tactics and condemn them!
OMom: They have tremendous influence with media across the galaxy.
OMom: It'll never see the light of day.
Gin: At this point, our only choice is to upload a shaved-head apology video.
Shin: Even if you hate me, the manager,
Shin: please don't come to hate Booger Diamonds !
Shin: What part do you think you're shaving off?!
Kag: Or we'll have to put fries and Shinpachi side-by-side
Kag: and upload a video about which one will rot sooner.
Shin: Your brains are what's rotten!
OMom: Too late for that too, apparently. They got the jump on us.
Bi: Greetings, earthlings!
Bi: We are the special unit of galactic idols,
Bi: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bi: As it turns out, we're going to make our debut on Earth!
All: Yay!
Bi: Our new single, "A Slut's Badge of Honor," releases December th.
Shin: December th? The same release date as Booger Diamonds 's debut single?
Gin: They're even going with a similar title.
Bi: With that in mind, we plan to hold a release event at Oedo Dome.
Bi: But since that alone wouldn't be exciting enough,
Bi: we've got some big guests lined up.
Bi: Surprise!
Bi: We want to invite Edo's top idol, Terakado Tsu-chan, to this event!
Shin: Wha?!
Bi: We don't have an appointment yet, but...
Bi: Terakado Tsu-san, why don't we face off to determine Edo's top idol?
Bi: Us, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches ,
Bi: versus Terakado Tsu's Booger Diamonds ?
Bi: Let's compete to see which of us can charm more fans in a meet-and-greet.
Bi: The winner gets to perform their new single live.
Bi: But the loser has to retire from the idol industry right then and there.
Bi: It's a battle to determine the top idol. There has to be some risk involved.
Bi: Let's settle this, Terakado Tsu-san.
Bi: You were once the top idol in all of Edo.
Bi: We trust you won't run away from this challenge.
Sign: Up NextThe Making of Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's "A Slut's Badge of Honor"
Cancel,Sign: Cancel
Shin: Th-That was...
OMom: Well played.
OMom: Now that they've released this video to the public,
OMom: our reputation will be ruined if we refuse.
Gin: For someone so cute, she sure can play dirty.
Gin: Kingdom b*tches is a fitting name, I say.
OMom: The words "idol" and "bitch" are practically synonyms.
OMom: They're several times better at this than Otsu.
Shin: That's a hell of a thing for the president of an idol agency to say.
OMom: But we can't put her idol career on the line, even if it makes us lose face.
OMom: And having lost all her fans, Otsu stands no chance—
Shin: Not all of them.
Shin: She still has three fans right here.
Kag: Relax. I won't cause any trouble.
Kag: An idol digs out her boogers with her own hands.
Gin: And besides, we Booger Diamonds
Gin: are fully prepared to be the boogers that make Otsu-chan's diamond shine bright.
OMom: You guys...
Shin: Until now, Otsu-chan has given us hopes and dreams as an idol.
Shin: Now, it's our turn as fans to return the favor by giving her hopes and dreams.
Edo_Dome,Sign: Oedo Dome
Bi: Hello, everyone!
Bi: Thanks for coming to see us today!
Bi: We are the idols of the entire universe...
Bi: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Bi: And here is the group that accepted our challenge...
Kag: Heya. We are Booger Diamonds .
Bi: Yeah, right!
Bi: Where's Otsu? You're just three piles of boogers now!
Bi: What kinda nostrils did you pop out of?!
Gin: We took responsibility for causing a scandal by shaving our heads down there.
Gin: We are the newest members...
Shin: Pachie!
Gin: Pako!
Bi: You call that taking responsibility?!
Bi: You've gotta be kidding me.
Bi: We're here for Terakado Tsu! We don't give two hoots about you morons!
Kag: Right back at ya. Otsu says she has no time to waste on knobhead b*tches.
Kag: But we decided to drop by while chasing our boogers too far in.
Kag: You should be grateful to us.
Bi: Say what, you booger brat?
Com: Oh, my! Sparks are already flying on the stage!
Com: Booger Diamonds and Galaxy Kingdom b*tches ...
Com: Will their meet-and-greet with the fans turn into a World Martial Arts Tournament?
Tae: Fine by us.
Tae: We don't care if you're a special unit of galactic idols or whatever.
Tae: But if you want to settle things with force, then we'll gladly play along.
Tae: Just know that you won't stand a chance in hell of winning.
Tae: Not when you're against the strongest combat backing band in the galaxy,
Tae: Diamond Vacuum.
Shin: Sis!
Gin: So they made it.
Com: Whoa! Booger Diamonds had a real ace up their sleeve!
Com: A group of hotties comparable to Otsu-chan has taken the stage!
Kyu: We're saying we'll battle you in your arena and on your terms.
Kyu: Get back, before we render your pretty faces useless.
Sac: How dare you frame our producer?
Sac: The one sleeping with Producer Sakata is me!
Gin: What are you even here for?
Tsu: I don't know how things ended up like this, but this too is fate.
Tsu: No matter in what arena, I refuse to lose any battles I take part in.
Tsu: I'll show you the fruits of my training.
Gin: What the hell did you guys train for?!
Gin: Don't just do whatever the hell you please!
Bi: I see.
Bi: Otsu ran from us, so you tried to make up for that
Bi: by hastily gathering trash that's nothing but looks?
Bi: Man, I've never felt this insulted before.
Bi: Fine. If that's how you want to play, we'll k*ll your careers
Bi: and crush you so thoroughly that Otsu will never think about taking the stage again.
Bi: Let's determine the greatest idols in the universe right here and now.
Com: Fight fair and square!
Com: The battle to determine the greatest idols alive is now underway.
Com: This battle between Galaxy Kingdom b*tches and Booger Diamonds
Com: will be decided by how many fans flock to their respective meet-and-greets.
All: Pleased to meet you all!
Com: Whoa, as soon as the bell rings, a tidal wave of people comes rushing in.
Com: Incredible!
Com: Galaxy Kingdom b*tches !
Com: It's like they're gobbling up every fan in the arena! What overwhelming popularity!
Com: Meanwhile, Booger Diamonds 's base is tumbleweed central!
Com: They may have a bunch of hotties, but they're still newly debuted nobodies.
Com: Was it too soon for them to take on the galaxy's greatest idol group?
Bi: Otsu or no Otsu, the outcome was decided before it even started.
Bi: Didn't you realize that?
Bi: In truth, this was never a battle to determine the greatest idols alive.
Bi: It's just a public execution.
Gin: That so? Either way, you shouldn't get distracted during a battle.
Bi: Don't you get it? This can't even be called a battle.
Gin: You're the one who doesn't get it.
Gin: An idol's enemy isn't just in front of her.
Tae: Yikes, what's with that line?
Sac: It's an idol meet-and-greet, apparently.
Bo: Ew, gross.
Com: That's...
Com: A rear ambush by the backing band!
Tae: So what if they can shake hands with idols? Does that really make them happy?
Tae: Why are they so desperate?
Sac: You're so silly, Otae.
Sac: Look at them. They've probably never held a girl's hand in their lives.
Sac: Oh, sorry. They've probably never talked to one, either.
Com: The backing band unit's barrage of insults
Com: is making the fans lose all desire to attend the meet-and-greet!
G: Rude! I have at least talked to girls!
Tae: I bet it just went like, "Would you like that heated?" and "Sure."
G: There was more! Like, "I don't need a plastic bag."
Sac: You don't call that talking to a girl.
Bi: That's cheating! Do you really think you can mess with our line?
Gin: Keep talking. Plotting evil from behind the idol is what a backing band does.
Tae: Don't they know that lining up here won't resolve a thing?
Sac: They're basically lining up to climb the stairs to the gallows.
Com: Corpses everywhere!
Com: They're massacring the fans in Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's line one after another!
Bi: Such futile resistance.
Bi: Your sabotaging is only making the fans distance themselves from you.
Bi: What?
Kyu: You went too far, Tae-chan, Sarutobi.
Bi: They had a Plan B with more backing band members at the back?
Tsu: Sorry. Are you all right?
Tsu: Can you stand?
Bi: Don't tell me, the first two backing band members were just a setup?
Tsu: Forgive them.
Tsu: They mean no harm. They're just a little shy.
Bi: By mercilessly b*ating down the fans and then picking them up...
Tsu: They wanted to talk to you all, but it seems they didn't know where to begin.
Tsu: After all, it's the same for us.
Kyu: W-We've never held a meet-and-greet...
Tsu: ...before today.
Tae: Sorry.
Sac: In truth, we're the same as you.
Tae: If you don't mind...
All: ...could you take our first time?
Bi: They brought out the tsundere act?!
C: Hey, why did my heart just skip a b*at?
C: The girls over there are pretty cute, too!
C: I think I'll head over there!
C: Me, too!
C: Me three!
Com: Whoa, Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's line is falling apart!
Gin: You were right. Nobodies could never b*at the greatest idols in the universe.
Gin: But it looks like this battle
Gin: is neither to determine the greatest idols alive nor a public execution.
Gin: I hear it's just a battle to determine the biggest sluts alive.
Gin: You're the ones who started playing dirty.
Gin: We'll make you regret it!
Bi: Wh-What're those?
Gin: Even if we can't win as idols,
Gin: Booger Diamonds is invincible in a battle of the sluts.
Com: Those are... toilet stalls!
Com: Are they using toilet stalls, of all things, to compete with the bewitching curtains?
Bi: H-How vulgar.
Bi: A meet-and-greet in such a disgusting place would never make the fans happy.
G: Wh-What's with the toilets?
G: Don't tell me, we'll get to see them doing all sorts of dirty things?
G: No way, man.
G: But they're toilets.
Com: Oh, dear! The fans are beset by confusion!
Kag: Hey, Gin-chan! What's the meaning of this?
Tae: This is the first I'm hearing of a meet-and-greet in toilets, Shin-chan.
Shin: I-It's not what you think, Sis!
Com: The fans aren't the only ones confused!
Gin: You know... This is the first meet-and-greet for you guys, too.
Gin: You're probably feeling too shy to face the fans.
Gin: That's where these come in. Enter the stalls from beneath the toilets.
Gin: Just stick your hands out and wait.
Gin: That way, you can deal with any kind of embarrassment just fine.
Gin: All you have to do after that is shake everything.
Gin: You won't see a thing, but it's simple.
Gin: Just grab everything that's held out in front of you.
Gin: Consider your hand nothing but toilet paper.
Tae: What perverted acts are you trying to make us perform?!
G: You hear that?
G: I'm going over there!
Com: Wow! Even more people are leaving Galaxy Kingdom b*tches 's line!
Com: Producer Sakata is stealing even more fans with a terrifying slut plan!
Bi: You shitheads!
Gin: This is where things get real.
Gin: Let's do this. Show them what real sluts are capable of!
All: Who're you calling sluts?!
Gin: Ger-bleaurgh!
Sign: To Be Continued
Sign: Preview
Tsu: Everyone... Thank you so, so much for everything.
Tsu: Next time: "An Idol's Badge of Honor."
Title: An Idol's Badge of Honor
TextR: Shocked and hurt, Otsu holes up.
TextL: Will she end up retiring like this?
TextR: In this idol battle without honor and humanity,
TextL: who will stand victorious in the end?