10x07 - Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard
Posted: 09/24/22 16:33
K: Men,
K: I called you here for one reason:
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K: there is an issue causing unrest in the court,
K: and I felt the need to discuss it immediately.
K: I have heard all about it.
K: Ever since I fell sick,
K: the struggle for the right to succeed me as king of Planet Okoku
K: has split you all into two factions
K: that are locked in an ugly conflict over succession.
K: This is all my fault for being weak.
K: I don't have long left.
K: So I must resolve this problem before I go.
Jii: Your Highness, you needn't trouble yourself with this.
Jii: Our utmost desire is to see you remain on the throne for as long as possible.
Jii: Please leave the administration to us and focus on recovering.
Jii: Prince Hata is leading us retainers in your stead.
Jii: His kind heart, filled with love for every living being,
Jii: is propping us all up.
Jii: He will surely be a wonderful king.
Dan: Kindness?
Dan: Nes, are you saying that qualifies him to be king?
Dan: Can a "kind" prince who ignores national affairs to dote on animals
Dan: really protect the subjects?
Jii: Dan! You dare to insult the prince in front of the king?!
Dan: I'm prepared to sacrifice my life to say this.
Dan: Your Highness!
Dan: Only Prince Barkas can lead this country and its people!
Dan: His acumen in m*llitary strategy, his political savvy,
Dan: and above all, his status as the eldest son make him truly fit to be king!
Dan: So why hasn't he been appointed successor?
Jii: Dan, don't cause any more political unrest than you already have.
Dan: Shut up!
Dan: You're just a hyena who wants to leech off of Prince Hata!
Jii: Hmph. You know very well why he hasn't been made successor.
Jii: Prince Barkas certainly is brilliant and has a personality fit to be king.
Jii: But there is one kingly quality that he crucially loses out to Prince Hata on.
Jii: That's right. He is tiny!
Jii: Oh, pardon me. I forgot that you're pretty small yourself.
Jii: I mean the symbol of our race's males and our pride:
Sign: Peerinitis
Jii: Peerinitis.
Jii: Or, for short, Penis!
Sign: Penis
Jii: Since ancient times, a male's worth has been decided by his forehead Penis's size,
Jii: and we've placed utmost importance on it.
Jii: Regardless of everything else, the one with the bigger Penis is better.
Jii: The one with the bigger Penis is more popular.
Jii: The one with the bigger Penis has an easier time hailing taxis.
Jii: The one with the bigger Penis is a superior creature!
Jii: The royal family is no exception.
Jii: Even if he was born first, even if he's hugely talented,
Jii: one with a tiny Penis has no right to be king!
Jii: Because while hard work can make up for a lack of talent,
Jii: nothing can be done about Penis size!
Jii: You want to ignore that tradition and make a tiny man king?!
Jii: Have some shame!
Dan: H-He's not tiny! Even the prince is average when erect...
G: Dan, don't go there. Don't bring up erections.
Jii: If you bring that up, Prince Hata is much bigger when he has a chub, too!
G: Nes, don't go there. Don't bring up chubs.
Dan: I'm saying that the tradition is a blight on our race!
Dan: Can one rule the country with one's Penis?
Dan: Even if he has a small Penis, a talented man will build a better country!
Dan: Who cares about a Penis? What is a Penis, anyway?!
Jii: Are you insulting His Highness?
Jii: He became king solely through the size of his Penis!
Jii: If you took his Penis away, what would he have left?
Jii: Just water, that's what!
Dan: You're the one insulting him!
Dan: His Highness has plenty of virtues aside from his Penis.
Jii: What are they? Enlighten us!
Dan: U-Uh, you know, he has an easier time hailing taxis!
Jii: That's because he has a big Penis!
Jii: His Highness has nothing but his Penis! He has to stake it all on his Penis!
Jii: Turn it around, and it means even a blockhead can be competent if he has a big Penis.
Jii: As long as he has a big Penis, everything else will work itself out!
Jii: Right, Your Highness?
Jii: Your Highness!
Jii: Hang in there, Peni— Your Highness!
Dan: Call a doctor!
Jii: Your Highness, please tell us before you go!
Dan: Who will be the next king?
Jii: The one with the big Penis?
Dan: The one who has a smaller Penis but is capable?
Jii: Big Penis?
Dan: Smaller Penis but capable?
Bo: Your Highness!
K: Th-The one... who has a big Penis... and is capable...
Bark: I suppose Father could never forget about Brother.
Bark: Our elder brother,
Bark: First Prince of Planet Okoku, Dragonia.
Bark: A hero who was hailed as the Nine-Dragon Prince.
Bark: At the young age of five, his Penis was as long as a dragon's whisker,
Sign: years old
Bark: and his talents threatened to pierce the heavens, like a dragon's horns.
Bark: They said that the country was sure to prosper if he became king.
Bark: But the massive size of his Penis led to tragedy,
Bark: and he left us all behind.
Bark: That's what you call a king.
Hata: Th-That's not true, Brother!
Hata: You're just as good! It's just, your Penis...
Hata: Sorry.
Bark: Don't say that, Hata.
Bark: In these peaceful times, a kind man like you is better suited to be king.
Bark: But if I remain here, that peace won't last long.
Bark: Fighting will surely break out over the throne.
Bark: Become a kind king who loves all living beings, Hata.
Hata: Brother...
Hata: Brother...
Hata: Close shave! I d*ed for a moment just now!
Hata: What's this? What's going on right now, again?
G: Unhand the prince, you knave!
Kat: Prince Half-Wit... I'd heard that you love animals,
Kat: but to think you'd build an ark to keep Earth's species alive...
Kat: I see you in a new light now.
Kat: But there's something you should keep in mind.
Kat: Earth also has savage beasts that you can't handle.
Kat: Send word to your country at once!
Kat: "The prince's life is in danger!
Kat: Gather up all the troops in the country and rush to his aid!
Kat: The entire army of Planet Okoku must make the prince's wish come true.
Kat: We must rise up to protect Earth and stop the Liberation Army!"
Sak: Zura! You...
Sak: In this desperate situation,
Sak: are you trying to find Earth an ally?
Hat: Are you out of your mind?!
Hat: You want us to fight the entire universe for you lot?!
Kat: I'm not telling you to fight.
Kat: The Liberation Army is currently rooted to Earth.
Kat: They think it has no allies across the universe.
Kat: What do you think will happen if an allied army suddenly shows up?
Sign: Liberation Army
Kat: All you need to do is draw the enemy's attention.
Sign: Okoku Army
Kat: After that, you're free to flee if you want.
Sign: Not Zura, Katsura
Kat: We'll take that opportunity to take over the Liberation Army's HQ and stop the w*r.
Kat: This way, you can protect all of Earth's species.
Hata: Screw you! Our own species could die out from this!
Hata: Besides, why should I care about Earth's survival?
Hata: I was just building a collection! Who the hell brought this stray dog in?!
Jii: Your orders were to take in species from Earth at random, Prince.
Hata: Can't you tell the difference
Hata: between species that are better off dead and ones that need protection, geezer?!
Jii: Understood, Prince.
Jii: Hey, get rid of the Joi Rebills along with that white pig.
Hata: Sorry about that. Protect the pig, okay?
Hata: The pig can live, don't you think?
Jii: Don't you get it?
Jii: Right now, your life isn't in the hands of the Joi Rebills or the Liberation Army,
Jii: but this old man here!
Jii: Where's your reply, pig?
Hata: O-Oink!
Jii: Hear that, men?
Jii: To protect our country, the prince is acting like a pig
Jii: and telling you to sh**t him and the enemy.
Jii: Pull the trigger.
Hata: Nothing's changed!
Mad: That stray dog
Mad: ain't the only one in here.
Mad: Why not get rid of it along with the baa-ing white goat?
Hata: You!
Kat: You sure took your time, Chief of Immigration.
Mad: Yeah. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Mad: I had to get up from clinging to the ground and drag myself here.
Mad: Cut me some slack.
Mad: A loser underdog has his own way of flying.
Mad: I munched on dog food and did the dog paddle to get all the way here.
Mad: Now, shall we be on our way, Master?
Kat: It's time for a walk.
Jii: No! I don't want to die, but I don't want to fight the Liberation Army, either!
Hata: Serves you right! This is what you get for getting carried away!
Jii: It's all your fault for bringing this guy in to get your revenge, Prince Hog!
Hata: Hasegawa-san! k*ll that geezer already!
Jii: Hey, Joi Rebills! I'll work with you, so k*ll that pig prince!
Hata: Somebody shut that geezer up! Fire!
Jii: Go ahead and fire! But make sure to k*ll that pig after me!
Hata: Fire, now!
Jii: Open fire!
Dan: I opened fire,
Dan: just as you ordered.
Hata: Dan, you!
Kat: g*nf*re?
Kat: Zura, what's going on?!
Kat: Zura!
Dan: I have waited a long time for this.
Dan: I've waited ever since you people exiled Prince Barkas
Dan: for this moment when I could wipe out the morons with nothing but big Penises
Dan: and establish a country of tiny ones.
Dan: If we joined forces with Earth,
Dan: not only would our country get wiped out, but also our entire planet.
Dan: At least be of use to the country with your dying breath,
Dan: by disappearing from this world along with your incompetent Penises.
Kat: Elizabeth... Hey, Elizabeth!
Dan: But before you go, I have something to ask you.
Dan: Why did you stay a prince even after you took over the country?
Dan: Why'd you leave the throne empty instead of becoming king?!
Shi: But you do have a king.
Shi: A capable man with a huge Penis,
Shi: the Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia.
Shi: Back then, you said this...
Hata: Brother, he's right here.
Hata: With his big Penis and vast talents... He's right here.
Hata: I have a big Penis,
Hata: and you're overflowing with talent.
Hata: If we work together, we can be Dragonia.
Hata: So I'll remain a prince and wait.
Shi: "Wait for the other half of me and Dragonia."
Shi: Dan, stand down!
Shi: Who do you think that man is?
Shi: Who do you think we are?
Shi: It's the return of the king.
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Shi: Leaving my kid brother alone,
Shi: I left the country
Shi: so that the peaceful country would have a kind king befitting it,
Shi: believing that there'd be a country out there that suited me more.
En: Oh? I didn't know our lukewarm neighbors had a fiery man like you.
En: Who are you?
Shi: On a b*ttlefield, both princes and laymen fall to the ground equally as corpses.
Shi: Isn't that right, Prince Ensho?
Shi: I cast aside my name, my status, and my Penis,
Shi: and kept fighting in search of a country of my own.
Shi: But the place at the end of my journey
Shi: was here after all.
Shi: My little brother, Hata.
Shi: Seeing you still waiting for me to return made me realize
Shi: that I was merely running away.
Shi: The b*ttlefield I belonged on was in front of my eyes all along.
Shi: Hata, forgive me. I made you fight all by yourself for so long.
Shi: But I will not run away anymore.
Shi: Even if standing beside my kid brother with a big Penis covers me in disgrace,
Shi: even if the responsibility of being a great prince's kid brother crushes me,
Shi: I will fight alongside you!
Shi: Exposing this tiny Penis for all to see!
Shi: Men, we are the great Okoku Kingdom's king,
Shi: Dragonia!
Jii: P-Prince?
Dan: No way... He was alive?
Shi: Dan, you people once tried to make me king.
Shi: Could you lower your g*ns out of respect for me?
Shi: This is no time to be fighting over Penis sizes.
Shi: Both tiny and big must join Penises and fight together.
Shi: To that end, the big Hata and the tiny me will become king!
Shi: Let's work together and take down the Liberation—
Dan: Don't be fooled!
Dan: He d*ed a long time ago!
Dan: Exorcise the specter that threatens to lead our tiny Penis faction astray!
Shi: You can't believe, Dan?
Shi: Then come see me! I'll show you my Penis that's just as tiny as yours!
Dan: Wh-What are you doing? Hurry up and fire.
G: B-But Minister, that huge Penis is definitely...
Shi: Huge penis?
Shi: Huh? Who are you talking about?
Kat: E-Elizabeth...
G: The hell is that?
G: Something outrageous came out of Elizabeth-san after he got knocked out!
Jii: Prince, you might not remember because you were so young,
Jii: but I have never once forgotten the sight.
Jii: That giant Penis that looks like a dragon's whisker
Jii: definitely belongs to the eldest of the three princes of Planet Okoku,
Jii: the one who was considered to have d*ed in an accident,
Jii: the legendary Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia!
That's what you meant?!
Shi: There was another prince there, too?
Shi: Was nobody listening to me at all?
Shi: Hey, Hata? Dan?
Shi: Are you listening to me?
Dan: Fire! Hurry up and fire!
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Jii: What power!
Jii: A technique most worthy of Nine-Dragon, said to possess nine Penis heads.
Hata: Gramps, forget a worthy Nine-Dragon technique, isn't that just a rip-off?
Hata: Isn't it just Nine-Headed Dragon Trash?
Jii: You're alive, Prince Dragonia?
Hata: You're letting them out?
Jii: You look different now, but I've never forgotten how your Penis looked.
Hata: Hey, Gramps! You call it a Penis, but it might actually be one!
Hata: It might be the one that hangs from the crotch!
Kat: Elizabeth, you...
Penis: Katsura-san, I've always lived through life not knowing anything about myself.
Hata: Uh, Gramps? The Penis is talking!
Penis: Who was I, and where was I born?
Penis: I've lived my life never thinking about that or questioning it.
Hata: Hey, Gramps! Which one's Brother here?
Hata: Which one's the actual body? Is this what he was like?
Penis: But when I hit my head hard just now, I feel like I caught a glimpse.
Penis: I think I once had an accident so bad that I forgot who I was.
Penis: And while I was on the brink of death...
Sign: From now on, you're one of us.
Penis: I don't recall the details.
Penis: But there is just one thing I've clearly remembered.
Penis: My name is Dragonia.
Hata: Dragonia, my foot!
Hata: What was that flashback?
Hata: The one that showed up midway looked more like you!
Hata: Which one was you, and how did Brother end up like this from that situation?
Jii: I don't really understand all of it,
Jii: but since his Penis is big, does it really matter?
Hata: Are you looking at nothing but the Penis, you shitty geezer?
Jii: Prince Dragonia!
Jii: We have eagerly awaited your return, the return of our king!
G: Prince Hata! Are you all right?
G: What happened here?
G: Wait! That Penis...
Hata: Hey, you guys try talking some sense into him, too.
Hata: Gramps is saying this monster Penis is Prince Dragonia.
G: Our King, please give us the order to sh**t that insolent pig to death.
Hata: A big Penis is enough to get you to switch sides? You guys are way too easy!
Jii: Could you please return home
Jii: and rebuild the country that the stupid prince ruined?
Hata: Who're you calling the stupid prince?
Penis: Dragonia doesn't exist within me anymore.
Sign: That's just an empty name.
Penis: I'm not Dragonia from Planet Okoku anymore.
Sign: I've become Elizabeth from Earth.
Penis: So I have no right to be king.
Penis: But even if I can't be king,
Penis: I can fight with you and help you take back your king.
Penis: They may be lacking as kings by themselves,
Penis: but together...
Penis: No, if they have your support,
Penis: I'm sure they'll be splendid kings.
Penis: So would you please fight alongside us?
Penis: Earth is all alone in the universe, and I want you to be its friend!
Title: Silver Soul Arc
Title: Men Must Live Not Long Nor Thick, but Hard
G: The path! The enemy's interference has split up our force!
G: The squad in the rear is being ambushed by the enemy.
G: Shall we go back to help?
Dak: No need.
Dak: It's mere child's play that must be ignored.
Dak: Desperate schemes can't overturn the difference in numbers.
Dak: Let's go!
Dak: Oh? I thought it was just a ploy to slow us down,
Dak: but they're seriously out to stop us, huh?
Cat: Looks like it's started.
Oto: Are they dividing the enemy
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Oto: and trying to weaken them before they get here, perhaps?
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Oto: It's time.
Oto: I hope you're all ready.
G: Detected enemy approach!
All: Let's go!
Oto: Open combat!
Shin: Gin-san?!
TBC,Sign: To Be Continued
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Shin: Wait! Time out!
Shin: We're on your side! We're Odd Jobs!
Sai: I hope you're prepared to have your balls plucked out!
Title: Silver Soul Arc
Title: Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai
TextR: The Liberation Army reaches the Kabuki District,
TextL: and the residents must all fight together.
TextR: The back-and-forth battle at the Kabuki District begins!
TextL: And you may have been suddenly taken out, but stand up and fight, Gintoki!
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K: I called you here for one reason:
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K: there is an issue causing unrest in the court,
K: and I felt the need to discuss it immediately.
K: I have heard all about it.
K: Ever since I fell sick,
K: the struggle for the right to succeed me as king of Planet Okoku
K: has split you all into two factions
K: that are locked in an ugly conflict over succession.
K: This is all my fault for being weak.
K: I don't have long left.
K: So I must resolve this problem before I go.
Jii: Your Highness, you needn't trouble yourself with this.
Jii: Our utmost desire is to see you remain on the throne for as long as possible.
Jii: Please leave the administration to us and focus on recovering.
Jii: Prince Hata is leading us retainers in your stead.
Jii: His kind heart, filled with love for every living being,
Jii: is propping us all up.
Jii: He will surely be a wonderful king.
Dan: Kindness?
Dan: Nes, are you saying that qualifies him to be king?
Dan: Can a "kind" prince who ignores national affairs to dote on animals
Dan: really protect the subjects?
Jii: Dan! You dare to insult the prince in front of the king?!
Dan: I'm prepared to sacrifice my life to say this.
Dan: Your Highness!
Dan: Only Prince Barkas can lead this country and its people!
Dan: His acumen in m*llitary strategy, his political savvy,
Dan: and above all, his status as the eldest son make him truly fit to be king!
Dan: So why hasn't he been appointed successor?
Jii: Dan, don't cause any more political unrest than you already have.
Dan: Shut up!
Dan: You're just a hyena who wants to leech off of Prince Hata!
Jii: Hmph. You know very well why he hasn't been made successor.
Jii: Prince Barkas certainly is brilliant and has a personality fit to be king.
Jii: But there is one kingly quality that he crucially loses out to Prince Hata on.
Jii: That's right. He is tiny!
Jii: Oh, pardon me. I forgot that you're pretty small yourself.
Jii: I mean the symbol of our race's males and our pride:
Sign: Peerinitis
Jii: Peerinitis.
Jii: Or, for short, Penis!
Sign: Penis
Jii: Since ancient times, a male's worth has been decided by his forehead Penis's size,
Jii: and we've placed utmost importance on it.
Jii: Regardless of everything else, the one with the bigger Penis is better.
Jii: The one with the bigger Penis is more popular.
Jii: The one with the bigger Penis has an easier time hailing taxis.
Jii: The one with the bigger Penis is a superior creature!
Jii: The royal family is no exception.
Jii: Even if he was born first, even if he's hugely talented,
Jii: one with a tiny Penis has no right to be king!
Jii: Because while hard work can make up for a lack of talent,
Jii: nothing can be done about Penis size!
Jii: You want to ignore that tradition and make a tiny man king?!
Jii: Have some shame!
Dan: H-He's not tiny! Even the prince is average when erect...
G: Dan, don't go there. Don't bring up erections.
Jii: If you bring that up, Prince Hata is much bigger when he has a chub, too!
G: Nes, don't go there. Don't bring up chubs.
Dan: I'm saying that the tradition is a blight on our race!
Dan: Can one rule the country with one's Penis?
Dan: Even if he has a small Penis, a talented man will build a better country!
Dan: Who cares about a Penis? What is a Penis, anyway?!
Jii: Are you insulting His Highness?
Jii: He became king solely through the size of his Penis!
Jii: If you took his Penis away, what would he have left?
Jii: Just water, that's what!
Dan: You're the one insulting him!
Dan: His Highness has plenty of virtues aside from his Penis.
Jii: What are they? Enlighten us!
Dan: U-Uh, you know, he has an easier time hailing taxis!
Jii: That's because he has a big Penis!
Jii: His Highness has nothing but his Penis! He has to stake it all on his Penis!
Jii: Turn it around, and it means even a blockhead can be competent if he has a big Penis.
Jii: As long as he has a big Penis, everything else will work itself out!
Jii: Right, Your Highness?
Jii: Your Highness!
Jii: Hang in there, Peni— Your Highness!
Dan: Call a doctor!
Jii: Your Highness, please tell us before you go!
Dan: Who will be the next king?
Jii: The one with the big Penis?
Dan: The one who has a smaller Penis but is capable?
Jii: Big Penis?
Dan: Smaller Penis but capable?
Bo: Your Highness!
K: Th-The one... who has a big Penis... and is capable...
Bark: I suppose Father could never forget about Brother.
Bark: Our elder brother,
Bark: First Prince of Planet Okoku, Dragonia.
Bark: A hero who was hailed as the Nine-Dragon Prince.
Bark: At the young age of five, his Penis was as long as a dragon's whisker,
Sign: years old
Bark: and his talents threatened to pierce the heavens, like a dragon's horns.
Bark: They said that the country was sure to prosper if he became king.
Bark: But the massive size of his Penis led to tragedy,
Bark: and he left us all behind.
Bark: That's what you call a king.
Hata: Th-That's not true, Brother!
Hata: You're just as good! It's just, your Penis...
Hata: Sorry.
Bark: Don't say that, Hata.
Bark: In these peaceful times, a kind man like you is better suited to be king.
Bark: But if I remain here, that peace won't last long.
Bark: Fighting will surely break out over the throne.
Bark: Become a kind king who loves all living beings, Hata.
Hata: Brother...
Hata: Brother...
Hata: Close shave! I d*ed for a moment just now!
Hata: What's this? What's going on right now, again?
G: Unhand the prince, you knave!
Kat: Prince Half-Wit... I'd heard that you love animals,
Kat: but to think you'd build an ark to keep Earth's species alive...
Kat: I see you in a new light now.
Kat: But there's something you should keep in mind.
Kat: Earth also has savage beasts that you can't handle.
Kat: Send word to your country at once!
Kat: "The prince's life is in danger!
Kat: Gather up all the troops in the country and rush to his aid!
Kat: The entire army of Planet Okoku must make the prince's wish come true.
Kat: We must rise up to protect Earth and stop the Liberation Army!"
Sak: Zura! You...
Sak: In this desperate situation,
Sak: are you trying to find Earth an ally?
Hat: Are you out of your mind?!
Hat: You want us to fight the entire universe for you lot?!
Kat: I'm not telling you to fight.
Kat: The Liberation Army is currently rooted to Earth.
Kat: They think it has no allies across the universe.
Kat: What do you think will happen if an allied army suddenly shows up?
Sign: Liberation Army
Kat: All you need to do is draw the enemy's attention.
Sign: Okoku Army
Kat: After that, you're free to flee if you want.
Sign: Not Zura, Katsura
Kat: We'll take that opportunity to take over the Liberation Army's HQ and stop the w*r.
Kat: This way, you can protect all of Earth's species.
Hata: Screw you! Our own species could die out from this!
Hata: Besides, why should I care about Earth's survival?
Hata: I was just building a collection! Who the hell brought this stray dog in?!
Jii: Your orders were to take in species from Earth at random, Prince.
Hata: Can't you tell the difference
Hata: between species that are better off dead and ones that need protection, geezer?!
Jii: Understood, Prince.
Jii: Hey, get rid of the Joi Rebills along with that white pig.
Hata: Sorry about that. Protect the pig, okay?
Hata: The pig can live, don't you think?
Jii: Don't you get it?
Jii: Right now, your life isn't in the hands of the Joi Rebills or the Liberation Army,
Jii: but this old man here!
Jii: Where's your reply, pig?
Hata: O-Oink!
Jii: Hear that, men?
Jii: To protect our country, the prince is acting like a pig
Jii: and telling you to sh**t him and the enemy.
Jii: Pull the trigger.
Hata: Nothing's changed!
Mad: That stray dog
Mad: ain't the only one in here.
Mad: Why not get rid of it along with the baa-ing white goat?
Hata: You!
Kat: You sure took your time, Chief of Immigration.
Mad: Yeah. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Mad: I had to get up from clinging to the ground and drag myself here.
Mad: Cut me some slack.
Mad: A loser underdog has his own way of flying.
Mad: I munched on dog food and did the dog paddle to get all the way here.
Mad: Now, shall we be on our way, Master?
Kat: It's time for a walk.
Jii: No! I don't want to die, but I don't want to fight the Liberation Army, either!
Hata: Serves you right! This is what you get for getting carried away!
Jii: It's all your fault for bringing this guy in to get your revenge, Prince Hog!
Hata: Hasegawa-san! k*ll that geezer already!
Jii: Hey, Joi Rebills! I'll work with you, so k*ll that pig prince!
Hata: Somebody shut that geezer up! Fire!
Jii: Go ahead and fire! But make sure to k*ll that pig after me!
Hata: Fire, now!
Jii: Open fire!
Dan: I opened fire,
Dan: just as you ordered.
Hata: Dan, you!
Kat: g*nf*re?
Kat: Zura, what's going on?!
Kat: Zura!
Dan: I have waited a long time for this.
Dan: I've waited ever since you people exiled Prince Barkas
Dan: for this moment when I could wipe out the morons with nothing but big Penises
Dan: and establish a country of tiny ones.
Dan: If we joined forces with Earth,
Dan: not only would our country get wiped out, but also our entire planet.
Dan: At least be of use to the country with your dying breath,
Dan: by disappearing from this world along with your incompetent Penises.
Kat: Elizabeth... Hey, Elizabeth!
Dan: But before you go, I have something to ask you.
Dan: Why did you stay a prince even after you took over the country?
Dan: Why'd you leave the throne empty instead of becoming king?!
Shi: But you do have a king.
Shi: A capable man with a huge Penis,
Shi: the Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia.
Shi: Back then, you said this...
Hata: Brother, he's right here.
Hata: With his big Penis and vast talents... He's right here.
Hata: I have a big Penis,
Hata: and you're overflowing with talent.
Hata: If we work together, we can be Dragonia.
Hata: So I'll remain a prince and wait.
Shi: "Wait for the other half of me and Dragonia."
Shi: Dan, stand down!
Shi: Who do you think that man is?
Shi: Who do you think we are?
Shi: It's the return of the king.
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Shi: Leaving my kid brother alone,
Shi: I left the country
Shi: so that the peaceful country would have a kind king befitting it,
Shi: believing that there'd be a country out there that suited me more.
En: Oh? I didn't know our lukewarm neighbors had a fiery man like you.
En: Who are you?
Shi: On a b*ttlefield, both princes and laymen fall to the ground equally as corpses.
Shi: Isn't that right, Prince Ensho?
Shi: I cast aside my name, my status, and my Penis,
Shi: and kept fighting in search of a country of my own.
Shi: But the place at the end of my journey
Shi: was here after all.
Shi: My little brother, Hata.
Shi: Seeing you still waiting for me to return made me realize
Shi: that I was merely running away.
Shi: The b*ttlefield I belonged on was in front of my eyes all along.
Shi: Hata, forgive me. I made you fight all by yourself for so long.
Shi: But I will not run away anymore.
Shi: Even if standing beside my kid brother with a big Penis covers me in disgrace,
Shi: even if the responsibility of being a great prince's kid brother crushes me,
Shi: I will fight alongside you!
Shi: Exposing this tiny Penis for all to see!
Shi: Men, we are the great Okoku Kingdom's king,
Shi: Dragonia!
Jii: P-Prince?
Dan: No way... He was alive?
Shi: Dan, you people once tried to make me king.
Shi: Could you lower your g*ns out of respect for me?
Shi: This is no time to be fighting over Penis sizes.
Shi: Both tiny and big must join Penises and fight together.
Shi: To that end, the big Hata and the tiny me will become king!
Shi: Let's work together and take down the Liberation—
Dan: Don't be fooled!
Dan: He d*ed a long time ago!
Dan: Exorcise the specter that threatens to lead our tiny Penis faction astray!
Shi: You can't believe, Dan?
Shi: Then come see me! I'll show you my Penis that's just as tiny as yours!
Dan: Wh-What are you doing? Hurry up and fire.
G: B-But Minister, that huge Penis is definitely...
Shi: Huge penis?
Shi: Huh? Who are you talking about?
Kat: E-Elizabeth...
G: The hell is that?
G: Something outrageous came out of Elizabeth-san after he got knocked out!
Jii: Prince, you might not remember because you were so young,
Jii: but I have never once forgotten the sight.
Jii: That giant Penis that looks like a dragon's whisker
Jii: definitely belongs to the eldest of the three princes of Planet Okoku,
Jii: the one who was considered to have d*ed in an accident,
Jii: the legendary Nine-Dragon Prince, Dragonia!
That's what you meant?!
Shi: There was another prince there, too?
Shi: Was nobody listening to me at all?
Shi: Hey, Hata? Dan?
Shi: Are you listening to me?
Dan: Fire! Hurry up and fire!
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Jii: What power!
Jii: A technique most worthy of Nine-Dragon, said to possess nine Penis heads.
Hata: Gramps, forget a worthy Nine-Dragon technique, isn't that just a rip-off?
Hata: Isn't it just Nine-Headed Dragon Trash?
Jii: You're alive, Prince Dragonia?
Hata: You're letting them out?
Jii: You look different now, but I've never forgotten how your Penis looked.
Hata: Hey, Gramps! You call it a Penis, but it might actually be one!
Hata: It might be the one that hangs from the crotch!
Kat: Elizabeth, you...
Penis: Katsura-san, I've always lived through life not knowing anything about myself.
Hata: Uh, Gramps? The Penis is talking!
Penis: Who was I, and where was I born?
Penis: I've lived my life never thinking about that or questioning it.
Hata: Hey, Gramps! Which one's Brother here?
Hata: Which one's the actual body? Is this what he was like?
Penis: But when I hit my head hard just now, I feel like I caught a glimpse.
Penis: I think I once had an accident so bad that I forgot who I was.
Penis: And while I was on the brink of death...
Sign: From now on, you're one of us.
Penis: I don't recall the details.
Penis: But there is just one thing I've clearly remembered.
Penis: My name is Dragonia.
Hata: Dragonia, my foot!
Hata: What was that flashback?
Hata: The one that showed up midway looked more like you!
Hata: Which one was you, and how did Brother end up like this from that situation?
Jii: I don't really understand all of it,
Jii: but since his Penis is big, does it really matter?
Hata: Are you looking at nothing but the Penis, you shitty geezer?
Jii: Prince Dragonia!
Jii: We have eagerly awaited your return, the return of our king!
G: Prince Hata! Are you all right?
G: What happened here?
G: Wait! That Penis...
Hata: Hey, you guys try talking some sense into him, too.
Hata: Gramps is saying this monster Penis is Prince Dragonia.
G: Our King, please give us the order to sh**t that insolent pig to death.
Hata: A big Penis is enough to get you to switch sides? You guys are way too easy!
Jii: Could you please return home
Jii: and rebuild the country that the stupid prince ruined?
Hata: Who're you calling the stupid prince?
Penis: Dragonia doesn't exist within me anymore.
Sign: That's just an empty name.
Penis: I'm not Dragonia from Planet Okoku anymore.
Sign: I've become Elizabeth from Earth.
Penis: So I have no right to be king.
Penis: But even if I can't be king,
Penis: I can fight with you and help you take back your king.
Penis: They may be lacking as kings by themselves,
Penis: but together...
Penis: No, if they have your support,
Penis: I'm sure they'll be splendid kings.
Penis: So would you please fight alongside us?
Penis: Earth is all alone in the universe, and I want you to be its friend!
Title: Silver Soul Arc
Title: Men Must Live Not Long Nor Thick, but Hard
G: The path! The enemy's interference has split up our force!
G: The squad in the rear is being ambushed by the enemy.
G: Shall we go back to help?
Dak: No need.
Dak: It's mere child's play that must be ignored.
Dak: Desperate schemes can't overturn the difference in numbers.
Dak: Let's go!
Dak: Oh? I thought it was just a ploy to slow us down,
Dak: but they're seriously out to stop us, huh?
Cat: Looks like it's started.
Oto: Are they dividing the enemy
Sign: Kabuki District
Sign: Divide
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Oto: and trying to weaken them before they get here, perhaps?
Sign: Kabuki District First
Oto: It's time.
Oto: I hope you're all ready.
G: Detected enemy approach!
All: Let's go!
Oto: Open combat!
Shin: Gin-san?!
TBC,Sign: To Be Continued
Preview,Sign: Preview
Shin: Wait! Time out!
Shin: We're on your side! We're Odd Jobs!
Sai: I hope you're prepared to have your balls plucked out!
Title: Silver Soul Arc
Title: Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai
TextR: The Liberation Army reaches the Kabuki District,
TextL: and the residents must all fight together.
TextR: The back-and-forth battle at the Kabuki District begins!
TextL: And you may have been suddenly taken out, but stand up and fight, Gintoki!
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