01x02 - Lights Out

[bunniefuu]

Yep. Storm's on its way.

No way.
Look at the sky.

Seriously, where do you get this?

I told you, my rusty joints know
when the rain's coming.

You know, we probably should have stopped

at that cute little motel
a few miles back.

Nah.
I don't think so.

Let's just keep going.

There's bound to be
another motel eventually.

[THUNDER BREAKING]

[SHUDDERS]

Just don't say it.

- Oh, I'm gonna say it.
- Don't.

[THUNDER BREAKING]

[MATER SHUDDERS]

- [THUNDER BREAKS]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

Perfect.

See?
What did I tell you?

[SINGING]
MAN: ♪ Hittin' the highway, a couple of friends ♪

- [EXCLAIMS]
- [ROARS]

- ♪ With new adventures ♪
- [THUNDER BREAKS]

- ♪ 'Round every bend ♪
- [HONKING]

- ♪ Whether racing fast ♪
- [LAUGHS]

- ♪ Or getting towed ♪
- [EXCLAIMS]

- Whoo-hoo!
- ♪ Ever together, cars on the road ♪

[THUNDER BREAKING]

[MATER GASPS]

[MENACINGLY]
Greetings.

[GASPS]
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

No, thank you.

[LAUGHS]
Oh, come on.

- [WHEELS CREAKING]
- It's got vintage charm.

[SHUDDERING]

RANDY: Color television is complimentary.

Breakfast buffet from : am to : .

Checkout time for all guests
is at precisely noon.

- [THUNDER BREAKS]
- [GULPS]

- [DOORS CREAK]
- [SIGHS]

See?
This place is fine.

It's not like we're going to live here.

[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]

[THUDDING]

I'm keeping the light on.

Well, suit yourself.

I'm going to sleep like a rock tonight.

[McQUEEN YAWNING]

[SNORING]

[SHUDDERING]

[SCRAPING]

- [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
- Huh?

[CREATURES CHITTERING]

[THUDS]

[GASPS, WHISPERS]
Mater.

[ECHOING]
GIRLS: McQueen.

McQueen.

Huh?

[THUNDER BREAKING]

Hello?

Is... Is anybody there?

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

[THUNDER BREAKING]

[YELPS]

[SIGHS] Yikes.
[LAUGHS]

[THUNDER BREAKING]

[SCREAMS]

Ah, jeez.

[GIGGLING]

[THUNDER BREAKING]

GIRLS: McQueen.

McQueen.

What?

[SIGHS]

[GIRLS GIGGLING]

[YELPS]

BOTH: Come, race with us, Lightning.

[ENGINES REVVING]

Huh?

[CLATTERING, CLANKS]

- [SCREAMS]
- [THUDDING]

[GRUNTING, GROANING]

Come on.

[CACKLING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

- [TIRES SCREECH]
- Yes. [SIGHS]

[ELEVATOR WHIRRING]

[PANTING]

[DINGS]

That's a lot of antifreeze.

[EXCLAIMS]

- [ORGAN DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [LIVELY CHATTER]

[MUSIC STOPS]

- Hello.
- You're late.

- Try the punch.
- It's to die for.

- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
- [LIVELY CHATTER]

Shall we dance?

[GASPS]

[EXCLAIMING]

- [LAUGHS] You're light on your tires.
- [McQUEEN YELPS]

- Going my way?
- Howdy!

Whoa!

- Don't leave yet.
- We are just getting started.

Sorry!
[SIGHS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

Hello?

[ENGINE IDLING]

- [LIPS FLUTTERING]
- [ENGINE REVVING]

- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SCATTING]

- [EXCLAIMING]
- [TIRES SCREECHING]

[SCATTING]

[SCREAMS]

Here I come.

- [SCREAMS]
- [WHOOPING]

[GASPS, EXCLAIMS]

What?
Whoa!

[STAMMERS] Wait, what's going on?
[YELPS]

[LIPS FLUTTERING]

[ALL CACKLING]

[EXCLAIMS]

- [BARKING]
- [CACKLING]

[YELPS]

- Whoo-hoo!
- [CACKLING]

- [SCATTING CONTINUES]
- [STRAINING]

[GASPS]

- [WOLF HOWLING]
- [GASPING]

Whoa!

[SCREAMING ECHOING]

- [TIRES SCREECH]
- [GASPING]

[SIGHING]

[SNORING]

- [ALARM RINGING]
- [GASPS, EXCLAIMS]

- [ROOSTER CROWING]
- [YELPS]

Whoo, buddy. I slept better
than a snow plow on the Fourth of July.

[INHALES DEEPLY, GRUNTS]

Boy, you was right about this place.

Tell you what, you can pick the stops
every time from here on out.

No! No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Never again.
Never again.

Hey, Lightning.
You're doing okay?

[SIGHING]
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm okay.

Just my head is spinning.

I guess old buildings like this
can really play tricks with your mind.

[SIGHS]

Have you been messing
with the guests again, Randy?

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[COUGHING]

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