01x05 - Show Time

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Cars on the Road". Aired: September 8, 2022 - present.*
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Lightning McQueen and his best friend Mater head east from Radiator Springs on a cross-country road trip to meet up with Mater's sister.
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01x05 - Show Time

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[RADIO TUNING]

[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Ivy, [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
you don't have to do this.

Oh, I am doing it.

I've been hiding out
in the woods way too long.

I've got to rinse off this old baggage,
right through this ridiculous car wash.

Hey, mister, is this thing even safe?

It's a perfectly safe revitalization,

with a squirt of minty freshness
to brighten your day.

- sh**t, I'll go with you.
- And I'll catch you on the other side.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPS SOFTLY]

[WHISTLING]

[IVY EXCLAIMING]
Not in the eyes. That's weird.

McQUEEN: Whoa!

Look at you!
How do you feel?

Brand new and ready to roll.

Well, what about me?

Can't mess with perfection.

♪ Hitting the highway, a couple of friends ♪

♪ With new adventures 'round every bend ♪

♪ Whether racing fast or getting towed ♪

♪ We're ever together, cars on the road ♪

McQUEEN: Wow!

A whole lot of nothing out here.

Nothing?
Are you kidding?

Speaking as a one-time hermit,
I'm ready to soak it all up.

Blue skies, green fields,
and new experiences.

See everything with fresh eyes.

[GASPS] She's right.
We've gone numb to the simple pleasures.

What have we become?

What? Me? Numb? Jaded?

Hey, I celebrate life's simple pleasures.

I appreciate...
Oh, jeez, it's a circus.

[HESITATING]
Just keep moving.

Whoa.

[LILTING MUSIC PLAYING]

Whoop!
[GIGGLES]

What's wrong with a circus anyway?

It's the... It's 'cause of the...

- [YELPING]
- [HORN TOOTS]

- [GAGS]
- You're scared of clowns?

Come on. They're just
plain adorable, is all.

Afraid of a few clowns.

- [LAUGHS] Jiminy Christmas.
- Where's Ivy?

Hey, guys, up here!
I got us seats.

Hurry!

- [HORN TOOTS]
- [GASPS]

[McQUEEN GRUNTING]

Oh, well, too bad. No show today.
Let's go.

Rare patrons!
Now witness the dazzling spectacle

that is Circus Velocitas.

- Whoa.
- [SIGHS]

You will tremble before
feats of derring-do,

gasp at impossible strength,
followed by cheers and...

Wait.
You'll cheer first, then, um...

Now, sit back!
Shut up...

And behold the greatness!

Come on, babe. We finally get an audience
and you're boring them to tears.

CAR # : What? I'm not boring them.
You're boring them.

[WHIMPERS]

It's okay, buddy.
He's all way down there.

[BOTH LAUGHING AND CHEERING]

[GROANS SOFTLY]

This is amazing!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

- Oh, did you see that?
- Oh, yeah.

You know, I think
I'm just gonna wait out front.

That ain't polite.

Besides, they'll drag you back.

[GASPS]

Behold! Behold! Behold!

BOTH: Behold!

[IVY AND MATER CHEERING]

[SIGHS]
Finally, it's over.

[BOTH CHEERING]

Okay.
Come on, let's go.

But wait, dear audience.

Aw, come on!

There's really no show without you.

So may we have a volunteer
to take the stage?

- [McQUEEN WHISTLING]
- Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey!

- Pick him.
- Wait, what? No!

[LAUGHS]
No, this is good.

It'll be like one of them
exposure therapy things.

[HORN TOOTING]

[GASPS]
Uh, me?

[HORN TOOTS]

We've got a little routine in mind.
You'll be perfect.

Actually, I've got my own idea.

Uh, wait, what's going on?

Oh, whoa. No, no, no, no.
What is she doing?

[GASPS]
Monster trucks tend to do one thing,

and that's smush everything in their path.

I thought she was done with all that.

[DRUM ROLL]

[ENGINE REVS]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Yes!

[ALL CHEERING]

- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- Ha-ha!

- Where did you learn to do that?
- I don't know. It just came out of me.

- I've never seen anything like it.
- Oh, man! Thank you.

[LAUGHS]
Thank you so much.

Ivy! Ivy!
Ivy, you were amazing.

Oh, my gosh.
That was incredible!

And guess what?

They asked me to stay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
You're going to stay?

I don't know how to explain it.
It just feels right here.

Yeah, I can see that now.

Well, maybe we'll meet again.

I really hope so.

Well, look who's finally
coming around about the circus.

- [SPUTTERS, GASPS]
- [HORN TOOTS]

[GASPS]

Okay.

Uh... Hi there.

- IVY: Safe travels!
- Bye-bye!

- Thanks so much for coming!
- Gonna miss you guys.

You know, I'm guessing this is
the beginning of something great.

Hey, you know what we should do?

Once we're done with the wedding,

we should come back again,
see how she's doing.

Oh, no. I mean, we don't have to
decide right now, right?

MATER: Ha-ha!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, yes!

- Go Ivy!
- All right!
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