03x06 - The Bouncing Bull Racetrack

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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03x06 - The Bouncing Bull Racetrack

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- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three,
let'’s blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt,
we'’re gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze
goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme,
gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah,
let'’s blaze ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

[both cheering and laughing]

[upbeat rock music]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yee-haw!



- Howdy. A.J. and I
are racing around

with our pal Starla.

- We'’re looking
for the wildest ride

in the Wild West.

- Shoo-whee!

What about those hay bales?

I reckon they'’d make
a pretty great jump.

- Let'’s try it!
- Yeah!

[tires screeching]

- Ride '’em, cowboy!
- Yee-haw!

- That was great!

- Hey, check it out.

That rock looks like
a perfect loop-the-loop.

- Whoa!
- Come on, y'’all.

Let'’s give it a whirl!



Oh! Oh!

[both cheering]



- Yee-haw!
- Whoo-hoo!



Huh-hoo!
What a ride!

- Hey, Blaze,
where did Starla go?

- Huh. I don'’t see her.

Where'’s Starla?

Yeah! There she is.

- Ooh!
[laughs]

That was some ride, eh, fellers?
I'’ll tell you.

I don'’t see how anything
could be more fun than that.

Achoo!

- Gesundheit.

[mysterious music]

- Whoa!
Look at that.

There was something hidden
under all that hay.

- Looks like an old map.

- A map? You mean,
like a treasure map?

- Yeah!
Only thismap leads

to something
better than treasure.

It leads to a racetrack!

- Well, bust my bumpers.

That there'’s
the Bouncing Bull Racetrack!

[bull bellows]

all: Ooh.

- They say
the Bouncing Bull Racetrack

is the rootin'’-est,
tootin'’-est,

wildest racetrack
that ever was.

- So all we have to do
is follow this map,

and it'’ll take us
to the Bouncing Bull Racetrack?

- That'’s right, but shoo-whee!

Getting there'’s gonna be
some tough journey.

- Hey, but we can make it.

As long as we stick together,

nothing can stop us
from getting to that racetrack.

- Yeah!
- You said it, Blaze.

- This way, partners,
to the Bouncing Bull Racetrack.

- Yee-haw!

[upbeat rock music]



- ♪ Burn, rubber,
burn, burn, rubber ♪

♪ Let'’s go,
let'’s go, let'’s go ♪

♪ Burn, rubber,
burn, burn, rubber ♪

♪ Let'’s go,
let'’s go, let'’s go ♪

♪ We'’re on our way,
accelerate ♪

♪ We'’re gaining speed ♪

♪ Burn, rubber,
burn, burn, rubber ♪

♪ Let'’s go,
let'’s go, let'’s go ♪

♪ Burn, rubber

♪ Let'’s go ♪



- To get
to the Bouncing Bull Racetrack,

it looks like first
we'’ll have to get past

the Colossal Cliff.

- Huh. I wonder why they call it
a "colossal cliff."

Whoa-ho!

That'’s why.



- Sure is a long way
to the other side.



both: Whoa!



- Whoa!
What in tarnation?

- Whoa!

Check out all those geysers.

- They'’re really blasting
a lot of steam.

- Shoo-whee!

How do them geysers do that?

- Take a look.

Switching to Visor-View.

The earth pools hot water

deep under the ground.

When they heat up
to degrees Celsius,

the water starts to bubble
and changes into steam.

That'’s called boiling.

- And when the boiling water
makes so much steam

that it has nowhere to go...
ka-boom!

It blasts up out of the ground.

Hey, Starla, I'’ve got an idea.

What if we ride the steam
that comes out of the geyser?

- Well, I'’ll be!

I bet one blast could carry us

right across
that colossal cliff.

- Come on.
Let'’s look underground

to see which geyser'’s
gonna blast next.

- Remember,
when the water starts boiling,

that means
the geyser'’s about to blast.

Look carefully.

Which pool of water is boiling?

[water bubbling]

The middle one!
Yeah!

The water'’s boiling
and changing to steam.

Quick, Starla.
Hop on the middle geyser.

- Here I go!

Yee-haw!

Whoo-whoo!

Ha-ha!
Made it!

- All right, Blaze.

Now it'’s our turn
to ride a geyser.

- Come on. Let'’s figure out
which one'’s gonna blast next.

Look carefully.
Which pool of water is boiling?

[water bubbling]

That one.
Right!

- It'’s about to blast!

Hurry, Blaze.

- Hang on.

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!



All right!

- That was awesome.

- Whoo-hoo!

Nice of you fellers to drop in.

[chuckles]
Now, come on.

Let'’s get a move on.

- Yeah! This way
to the Bouncing Bull Racetrack.

- Yahoo!



- ♪ B-b-b-boiling,
b-b-b-boiling ♪

♪ Things are heating
up, up, up ♪

♪ The temperature'’s
on the rise ♪

♪ Whoa

♪ If it reaches
the boiling point ♪

♪ Change will happen
right before our eyes ♪

♪ When liquid gets so hot
that it bubbles ♪

♪ It'’s b-b-b-boiling,
b-b-b-boiling ♪

♪ When water boils
and changes into steam ♪

♪ Boiling,
b-b-b-boiling ♪

♪ Liquid to gas,
it'’s a change of state ♪

♪ Got to get
the temperature to elevate ♪

♪ When liquid gets so hot
that it bubbles ♪

♪ It'’s b-b-b-boiling,
b-b-b-boiling ♪



- Yee-haw!
- Whoo-hoo!

[harmonica music]



- ♪ Cowboy friends,
cowboy friends ♪

♪ Me and Crusher
are cowboy friends ♪



- [groans]
Ooh!

- Yee-haw!
Take it away, cowboy Crusher!

Crusher?

- Check it out, Pickle.

A garden!
[giggles]

I can'’t wait to eat
one of those carrots.

[chicken clucking]

- Aww, isn'’t that cute?

The carrots belong
to that little chicken.

- Not for long, they don'’t.



[giggles]



I got one,

and there'’s nothing
that chicken can do

to stop me from eating
his fresh, tasty, delicious...

Crayon?

[spitting]

[chicken clucking]

- Yee-haw!



- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Yippee-ki-yay!



- Whoo-hoo!

- Phew, fellers.
Where to next?

- Check it out. We'’ve already
crossed the Colossal Cliff,

so to get
to the Bouncing Bull Racetrack,

the next place we have to go
through is

the Red Rock Canyon.

- Well, bust my bumpers.

That must be Red Rock Canyon
right there!

- Well, come on, everyone.

This way.

[tires screeching]



[bird calling distantly]

- Red Rock Canyon sure is quiet.

- A little too quiet.

[sniffing]

And kind of smelly too.



- Whoa!
- Ugh!

- Look out!

- Tarnation!

Someone just tried to blast us
with stinky-stink!

[skunks growling]
- Uh-oh. It'’s...



Skunk bandits!

- Uh-oh. It'’s...

Skunk bandits!

[tires screeching]

- Let'’s get out of here!

[upbeat rock music]



- Whoa!
- Watch out!

[skunks cackling]

- Whew.

[skunks shrieking]

- Watch it!
- Whoa!

- Pee-yew! Those skunk bandits
are chasing us everywhere.

- How'’re we gonna get away
from '’em?

- I'’ve got an idea.

Look up there.

Big rocks!

We can use those
to block the canyon

so the skunks can'’t follow us.

- Check it out.

This part of the canyon
is meters wide,

so we need a rock that'’s exactly
meters to block the skunks.

- To find the rock
that'’s meters,

look for the rock that goes up

to the number three
on the ruler.

Which rock goes up to three?

That one!
Right!

It'’s exactly meters.



[grunts]

[skunks squealing]

Yee-haw!
- Yeah! We stopped '’em!

[skunks cackling]

- Hubcaps!
More skunk bandits.

- Pee-yew!

They'’re even stinkier
than the last ones.

[skunks squealing]

- Quick! Let'’s block '’em
so they can'’t follow us either.

- The canyon up ahead
is meters wide,

so we need a rock
that measures meters.

Which rock goes up
to the number four?

That one!
Yeah!



- Oh, no, you don'’t, skunkies!

Ugh!



[Starla grunting]

- Uh-oh!

- Whoa.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Whopped '’em again!

- Look.
There'’s the end of the canyon.

[skunk cackles]

- Dagnabbit.

Here comes the stinkiest
skunk bandit yet.

- We'’ve got to block the canyon
and stop that bandit.

- The end of the canyon
is meters wide.

Which rock goes
to the number seven?

That one!
It'’s just the right size.

[both grunting]



[skunk yelling]

So long, skunk bandits.

- Bouncing Bull Racetrack,
here we come!

Yee-haw!
- Whoo-hoo!

[harmonica music]



- ♪ He tried to take a carrot

♪ It looked
ripe for the picking ♪

♪ But then he was outsmarted

♪ By a little farmer chicken

Whoo-hoo!



- Humph. That chicken thinks
I can'’t get his carrot,

but he is so wrong.

[chicken clucks]

Ooh, look!

He'’s looking away.

Now'’s my chance.

Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh!

Ha-ha!
It worked!

I got it!
[giggles]

Too bad
that little chicken has no idea

I'’m about to eat
his big, ripe, juicy...

Road cone?
Yuck!

[crying]

[chicken chuckling]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yee-haw!

- Check it out.

We'’re getting super close

to the Bouncing Bull Racetrack.

All we have left to do
is follow the tracks

of the Rusty Railroad.

- Hmm. There must be
some railroad tracks

around here somewhere.

Where do you see
railroad tracks?

Yeah!
There they are!

- Looks like the Rusty Railroad
goes through that old tunnel.

This way, fellers!



Yahoo!

Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!

- I got you, Starla.



[grunts]

- Whew. Thanks, Blaze.

That was close.

- So what do we do now?

If we try to drive
on these old train track rails,

we'’ll fall off.

- Hmm. These rails weren'’t made
for monster machines.

To ride on them,
we need a steam engine.

- Yeah. Steam engines are trains
that use the power of boiling.

They have a firebox inside
that heats up a t*nk of water

until it reaches degrees.

Then
steam from the boiling water

pushes against pistons
so the train can drive.

- Well, shoo-whee!

Let'’s make a steam engine
and ride these rails!

[upbeat rock music]

- First, we need a firebox.

That'’s the part
that heats the water.

To make the firebox,
say "firebox"!

Firebox!



Next, we need the boiler.

That'’s the t*nk that holds
all the boiling water.

To make the boiler,
say "boiler"!

Boiler!



Great!
Now all we need are the pistons.

When the boiling water
changes into steam,

it pushes the pistons
to make the train go.

To make the pistons,
say "pistons"!

Pistons!



Oh, yeah!

I'’m a steam engine
monster machine!



both: Wow!

- All aboard!

- Full steam ahead!

[whistle toots]

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Now we'’re back on track.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!



- Blaze, watch out!

The rails split up ahead.

- And one way
leads to a dead end!

- Blaze, watch out!

The rails split up ahead!

- And one way
leads to a dead end!

- Quick, help me choose
which way to go.

Should we take the bottom path
or the top path?



The top path!
Yeah!

[all cheering]

- Whoa!

Yeah!

We made the right choice.

- Careful, y'’all.

Here comes another split.

- Should we take the bottom path
or the top path?



The bottom path!
Right!

[all cheering]

- Good going, Blaze.
We'’re almost out of here.

- There'’s just one more split
up ahead.

Should we take the top path
or the bottom path?



The top path!
Yeah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[whistle blowing,
all cheering and laughing]

- Yee-haw!

- Whoo-hoo!

- We made it to the end
of the Rusty Railroad.

- Next stop:
the Bouncing Bull Racetrack!

Yahoo!
- Yee-haw!

[harmonica music]



- ♪ Instead
of asking to share it ♪

♪ Crusher'’s trying
to steal the carrot ♪

Yeh-hoo-hoo!



Yee-haw!



[whimsical music]

- [bawking]

- Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

The chicken'’s
leaving again.

That means I'’m finally
gonna get that carrot!



Oh, yeah.

Come to Crusher.

[giggles]
It'’s mine now.

And there'’s nothing--
I mean nothing--

that chicken can do to stop me

from eating
this nice, juicy, orange...

[boinging]

Shoe?

[sputtering]

[wailing]

- [bawking]

[crunch]

Mmm.

[engines revving]

- Whaa-hoo!

- Yeah!

[upbeat rock music]

all: Whoa!

- Would you look at that!
[bull snorts]

- It'’s the Bouncing Bull
Racetrack!

[bull bellows]

- How do I get up there?

- Hey, look.

Another geyser.

[steam hissing]

- [gasps]
That'’s perfect!

We can ride that geyser steam
right up to the racetrack.

- [sniffs]

Huh.
Do you guys smell something?

- [sniffs]
Yeah.

Something stinky!

- Uh-oh.

You don'’t think
it could be...

[squealing]

all: Skunk bandits!

[all yelling]

- Quick,
head for the geyser.

[dramatic music]

Look out!
- Whoa!

[grunts]

[tires squealing]

- Those little stinkers
are right behind us!

How are we gonna
outrun '’em?

- Sounds like it'’s time
to use some blazing speed.

[mechanical clanking]

[warbling tone]

- Whoo-hoo!

- To give us blazing speed,
say, "Let'’s blaze!"

all: Let'’s blaze!

[whooshing]

- Yippee-ki-yay!
- Whoo-hoo!

[trucks zooming]

[all cheering]

- Yeah!

[all cheering]



[all chittering]

[splatting]



Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Yippee-ki-yay!

Whoo-hoo!
- All right!

- We made it!
[bull bellows]

- Hoppin'’ hubcaps!

There it is!

The Bouncing Bull Racetrack!

[bull snorts and bellows]

[wood clattering]
- Whoa!

- Well, looks like there'’s only
one thing left to do.

- What'’s that, Starla?

- Ride '’em, cowboy!

Yahoo!
- Yee-haw!

[engines revving]
Ooh!

Ready.
- Set.

both: Ride!

[trucks zooming]

[bull bellowing]

- Yee-haw!

[both laughing]

[tires squealing]

[bull bellowing]

[all grunting]

[bull bellows]

[all cheering]



- Whoa!
Look at that!

[engines revving]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!



[bull bellows]

[all laughing and cheering]

[bull bellows]

[wood clattering,
all cheering]



- This Bouncing Bull Racetrack
is one crazy ride.

- You said it.

It'’s the wildest track
in the Wild West!

[all grunting and laughing]

[bull snorts and bellows]

- Yee-haw!



[bull snorts and bellows]

[fireworks crackling
and popping]

- ♪ It'’s Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It'’s Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we'’re ready to go
with Blaze ♪

♪ You'’ll be amazed ♪

♪ It'’s Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It'’s time ♪

♪ For adventure extreme

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'’ll be catching some air
with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It'’s Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines
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