03x09 - Mega Mud Robot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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03x09 - Mega Mud Robot

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- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three,
let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt,
we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze
goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme,
gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah,
let's blaze ♪

[upbeat rock music]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

- Ahoy!

A.J. and I are on a boat ride
with our friend, Stripes.

- And we better hang on!

'Cause there's a big wave
up ahead.

[all cheering]

[laughter]

- Whoa! Look at that.

It's an island.

- That's strange.
This island isn't on my map.

- It must be a place
no one's ever been before.

- Well, come on.
Let's go check it out.



- Whoa.

- Hubcaps!

It's a giant lion's head...

with a waterfall!

- Ooh!
- Awesome!



I wonder who lives in a place
like this.

- Cannonball!

[laughing]

[bird screeching]

- Hubcaps!
Look at all these animals.

[both laughing]

- [trumpeting]

[laughter]

- Wow! Visitors!

Hey, everybody, look!
We've got visitors.

- Visitors!
- Wow!

- Hiya, friends.
Welcome.

- Wow!
Nice to meet you.

- Whoa! I've never met
a rhino before.

- That's funny.
I've never met a kid before.

[both laughing]

- Hope you guys like
to monkey around.

- We sure do!

- Wow. This place is amazing.

But where are we?

- [laughs]
You're on Animal Island.

- ♪ It's the animal ♪

♪ It's the animal,
animal island ♪

- ♪ Pleased to meet ya,
how you been ♪

♪ They call me
Bob the Elephant ♪

♪ My trunk's got lots of power ♪

♪ Let me treat you to a shower

- ♪ Ben the gorilla,
that's my name ♪

♪ These strong arms
are my claim to fame ♪

- ♪ I'm a falcon
and I like to fly ♪

♪ Super fast across the sky

- ♪ The party here
has just begun ♪

all: ♪ [indistinct]
and have some fun ♪

♪ Welcome
- ♪ Nice to meet ya

all: ♪ To Animal Island
- ♪ That's how we greet ya ♪

all: ♪ Oh, we know
you're gonna love it here ♪

♪ Our guests are grinnin'
from ear to ear ♪

♪ So welcome
- ♪ How you doin' ♪

all: ♪ To Animal Island
- ♪ Now we're groovin' ♪

all: ♪ It's a big hello
from everyone ♪

♪ And welcome

♪ To Animal Island

- ♪ Time for waterfall
roll call ♪

- ♪ Hey, monkey,
gettin' funky ♪

- ♪ My prehensile tail
gives me power to climb ♪

- ♪ Hey, Rhino,
it's your time-o ♪

- ♪ I got the power to ram
with this horn of mine ♪

- ♪ Your style, crocodile

- ♪ My jaws pack the most
powerful chomp in the west ♪

- ♪ Frog hopper,
show stopper ♪

- ♪ My power to leap
gives me a jump on the rest ♪

all: ♪ So welcome
- ♪ How you doin' ♪

all: ♪ To Animal Island
- ♪ Now we're groovin' ♪

all: ♪ It's a big hello
from everyone ♪

♪ And welcome

♪ And so welcome, welcome

♪ Welcome to Animal Island



[falcon cries]

- Oh, there those animals
go again.

Runnin' around using their
amazing animal powers.

I wish I had the power to fly
like a falcon

and sh**t water like an elephant

and be super strong like
a gorilla.

I want all those animal powers.

I want them all for me!

Ow!

Oh.

Mortimer, Snout, get in here!

- We're here, Lizard, sir!
- Everything okay?

- No, everything's not okay.

I'm upset that I don't have
all those cool animal powers.

- Well, yeah.
[laughs]

- It's too bad
you can't just

take those animal powers
for yourself.

- Ah, but I can.

And it's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

I can use my power stealing
machine.

- Huh! It kinda looks
like a vacuum.

- It's not a vacuum.

Vacuums suck up dirt.

This sucks up something
much, much better.

[cackling]

It sucks up animal powers!

- Hey! What's going on?

I can't fly.

- Uh-oh. I can't use my trunk.

- Huh? My strength is gone.

- Gaskets!

Someone's taking
everyone's animal powers.

- But who'd do a terrible thing
like that?

- We'd better use my visor
to find out.

[visor chimes]

- [cackling]

- Uh-oh. That's Lizard.

- He took our powers!

- Now I've got rhino power

and monkey power
and crocodile power.

I've got all the powers.
[cackling]

- Oh, no!
Lizard has our powers.

- What do we do?

- Hey, don't worry, animals.

My friends and I will get your
powers back.

- [growls]
Yeah!

You can count on us.

- Come on. Let's get to that
tree house as fast as we can.

- Sounds like we'd better use
some blazing speed.

[engines whoosh]

- [growls]

- Whoa!
- Ooh!

- To give us blazing speed,
say, "Let's blaze."

all: Let's blaze!

[engines roaring]

- Oh, I can't believe
how many animal powers I have.

Time to try one out.

[whooshing]

[laughs] Check me out!

I've got bunny rabbit power.

[laughing]

Bunny power sure is bouncy!



Too bouncy! Oh!

Take it back!
I've had enough bunny power.

Ah! Ooh.

[groaning]

- Hey, let me see!

- Ah, no, let me see.
- But it's my turn to look.

- Hey, hey, what are you two
doing?

- Mortimer says it's his turn to
look at the hero trucks,

but I said it's my turn.

- Hero trucks?
What hero trucks?

- That's them, right there.

- Looks like they're coming
to take the animal powers back.

- Take the animal powers back?

Oh, but these powers
are mine now.

Oh! I've gotta find something
to stop them.

Those trucks will never get past
my humungo walls.

- These humungo walls
are pretty tiny.

- Yeah. How's this supposed to
stop a big--

Ahh!

Oh. That's how.

- Go, humungo walls!

Stop those trucks!

[upbeat rock music]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!



- Look out!
- Whoa!

[brakes squealing]

- Where did this humungous wall
come from?

[engine revving]

- Lizard must have sent it
to stop us.

- He's trying to keep us

from getting the
animals' powers back.

- Too bad we don't have
a gorilla

to help us knock down this wall.

Gorillas are super strong.

- Yeah! Gorillas have
really strong arms.

They use their arms to bend
branches and trees to get food.

With arms like that,

a gorilla could definitely smash
down a humungo wall.

- Hey, I've got an idea.

What if we build the parts
to give me gorilla strength?

I'll be a gorilla
monster machine.

Gorillas get their strength
from their super strong arms.

To give me super strong arms,
say, "Super strong arms."

Super strong arms!

Yeah!

I'm a gorilla monster machine.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Gorilla smash!

- Way to go, Gorilla Blaze.

- No humungo wall's gonna
stop us now.

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Help me use my gorilla arms
to smash any humungo walls

that get in our way.

When you see a humungo wall,
say, "Wall!"

Wall!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Keep looking.

When you see another
humungo wall, say, "Wall!"

Wall!

- Ah! Whoo-hoo!

[all cheering]

When you see another wall,
say, "Wall!"

Wall!

[tires squealing]

- All right!
- Way to go, Blaze.

- You're one strong gorilla.

- Oh, yeah!

Come on.
Let's get to Lizard's tree house

and get those animal powers
back.

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

- [laughing]
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

- [giggling]

Time to try out
a new animal power.

Oh, and it looks like I've got
elephant power.

[trumpets]

Whoo-hoo!

I can sh**t water
out of my trunk.

Hee-hee-hee,
this is so incredible!

No, not in my face.

Take it back!
Whoo!

- Uh, Lizard, sir?

- Remember those trucks

that wanted to get
the animal powers back?

- You mean the ones I stopped
with my humungo walls?

- Uh, yeah, them.

Well, the thing is,
they're kinda getting closer.

- Gettin' closer?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
this can't be.

Well, they may have gotten past
my humungo walls,

but they'll never get past this:

my glue globber!

[cackles]

Look at that.

- [laughs]
It sh**t glue.

[both laughing]

- All right, all right.

Now, I want you two
to fly this thing,

and when you see those trucks,
show 'em what it can glue.

[laughter]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!

- I sure we hope we get
the animal powers back soon.

- Yeah. Then everything will
be good as--

Glue!

[shrieks]

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

Where's all this glue
coming from?

- Up there! Look!

[both laughing]

It's Mortimer and Snout!

- They're trying
to blast us with glue

from that glue globber machine.

- I wanna blast the glue.
- No, let me do it!

- No, me!
- No, me!

- Oh, man.
We can't stop a glue globber

from down here on the ground.

- But we know something
that could stop it

up in the sky: a falcon.

- Yeah! Falcons are the fastest
flying animals in the world.

They have strong muscles to flap
their long, curved wings.

At full speed,
they can sh**t through the air

faster than
meters per second.

- Whoa! With that kind of speed,

a falcon could fly
right past those glue globs.

- Come on.
Let's build the parts

and turn me into a falcon
monster machine.

First, I need long, curved wings
for flying.

To make the curved wings,
say, "Curved wings."

Curved wings.

All right!

Now I just need sharp talons.

To make the talons,
say, "Talons."

Talons.

Check me out!

I'm a falcon monster machine.



- Whoa, Blaze. You can fly!

- Now come on.

Let's use some falcon speed
to grab that glue globber.

- Yeah!

- Hey, Snout, is that a falcon
flying this way?

- No, it's just that Blaze guy.

He must've turned into
a falcon.

[together] He turned into
a falcon?

- Ahh!
- Quick! Fire the glue globs!

- Here comes the glue!

- How many globs of glue
did they sh**t?

Three. Right.

Help me fly around them.

Count to three.

One.

Two.

Three.

Whoo-hoo!

- It didn't stop him.
He's getting closer.

- Uh, try blasting more glue.

- Watch out, Blaze.
More glue on the way.

- How many globs did they sh**t
this time?

Five. Right.

Count to five with me.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

- Yeah!

- He's almost here!
What do we do?

- Uh, try blasting
all the glue we've got.

- How many globs did they sh**t?

Six!

Count to six with me.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

[balloon squeaking]

[both shrieking]

Whoo-hoo!
- All right!

- That was amazing.

I've never seen flying
like that before.

- And look!
There's Lizard's tree house.

- That's where he's keeping
all the animal powers.

- Well, he won't have them
for long.

A.J., give me some speed.

[all cheering]

- Okay, machine,
I want a new animal power.

Something really, really great
this time.

Ooh, now I've got the power
of some animal

with a big bushy tail

and a stripe down the middle.

[sniffing]

Oh, wait a second.

This smells like...skunk power!

Ahh!

Disgusting!

Whoa!

Well, things can't possibly
get worse than that.

[musical car horn honking]

Oh, no! It's those trucks.

Now things really can't get
any worse.

- [shrieking]

[birds tweeting]

- Oh, hey, Lizard.
- Get up, you two.

We've gotta find something
that can stop those trucks.

Ah-ha!

They'll never get past these.

My snapper trapper!

[laughter]

- Look out below!



- This way, guys.

Our friends' animals powers
are right up here.

- Watch out, Blaze!

- Whoa!
- Ahh!

- Whoa!
- [grunting]

[upbeat rock music]



- Watch out, Blaze!

- Whoa!
- Ahh!

- Whoa!
- [grunting]

- [growls]
- [groans]

- Oh, man.

We were so close to getting
those animal powers back.

- But there's gotta be some way

to break out of
these snapper trappers.

- Only one animal
has the right stuff

to break out of this trap:
a lion.

- Yeah! Lions have protractile
claws in their feet.

Whenever they want to,
they can pop 'em out.

Lion's claws are great
for climbing and hunting food,

and they'd be perfect
for cutting open these traps.

- Come on! Let's turn me into
a lion monster machine.

First, we need a mane.

That's the long hair that
goes around the lion's head.

To make the mane,
say, "Mane."

Mane.

All right!

Now for the most important part:

sharp protractile claws.

To make the protractile claws,
say, "protractile claws."

Protractile claws!

Oh, yeah!

I'm a lion monster machine.

[roaring]

Your turn, Stripes.

- Whoa! I'm Super Tiger Stripes.

[roars]

- Ready, Super Tiger Stripes?
- Ready.

- Then let's show these guys
what lions and tigers can do.

[both roaring]

- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!

- Oh, no!
Don't just stand there, you two.

Throw more snapper trappers.

[all grunting]

[roaring]

[snarling]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Time to get these powers
back to the animals

where they belong.



- I can fly!

- My trunk!

It works!

- [laughing]

It's great to be strong again!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- My powers are back!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- [sobbing]

All the powers I took are gone.

- Aw, there, there, Lizard.

- Let it out.

- Lizard, those animals powers
didn't belong to you.

- Yeah. They belong
to all the animals.

- Oh. But I want
a cool animal power too.

I mean, everybody else
has one but me.

[groaning]

[both gasp]

- What?
- You just changed your color.

- Changed my color?
I can't change my color.

[both gasp]
- You did it again!

- [laughing]

Look at that!

- Lizard! You do have
a cool animal power.

You have the power
to change colors.

- You're a chameleon.

- [laughing]
I'm a chameleon!

Whoo! Who knew?

- Ooh, ooh, be yellow!

- Now be purple!

- With orange polka dots!

[laughter]

- Hey, Blaze, um,
I just wanna say

that I'm really, really sorry

that I took everyone's
animal powers,

and I'll never do it again.

I promise.

- That sounds good to me.

[upbeat jungle music]



- ♪ Welcome
- ♪ Nice to meet ya

all: ♪ To Animal Island
- ♪ That's how we greet ya ♪

- ♪ It's a big hello
from everyone and welcome ♪

♪ Welcome

♪ Come on, welcome

♪ Welcome to Animal Island

[roars and snarls]

- ♪ It's Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go
with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's time ♪

♪ For adventure extreme

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air
with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines
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