01x18 - Quibbling Siblings/Wheezie's Hairball

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Dragon Tales". Aired: September 6, 1999 - November 25, 2005.*
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Siblings Emmy and Max discover a magical place called Dragon Land where they meet dragons Ord, Cassie, Zak, Wheezie and the wise Quetzal and face challenges together.
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01x18 - Quibbling Siblings/Wheezie's Hairball

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[♪♪]

♪ Emmy wished
On a dragon scale♪

♪ And that'’s what started
Dragon Tales♪

♪ Around the room
The dragons flew♪

♪ But Emmy and Max
Knew what to do♪

♪ They climbed on the backs
Of their dragon friends♪

♪ Now the adventures
Never end♪

♪ Dragon Tales
Dragon Tales♪

♪ It'’s almost time
For Dragon Tales♪

♪ Come along
And take my hand♪

♪ Let'’s all go
To Dragon Land♪

♪ There'’s Ord
He'’s the biggest♪

♪ Not so brave of heart♪

♪ There'’s Cassie so shy
But so very smart♪

♪ There'’s Zak and Wheezie
And the tales of fun♪

♪ '’Cause you know two heads
Are better than one♪

♪ Dragon Tales
Dragon Tales♪

♪ It'’s almost time
For Dragon Tales♪

♪ Come along
And take my hand♪

♪ Let'’s all go
To Dragon Land♪

When are Mommy and Daddy
gonna get up?

[SIGHS]

Hey, you'’re up too?

Yup.

How long before breakfast?

Forever.

[SIGHS]

Hey, I have an idea.

Dragon Land.

Dragon Land? Yeah.

BOTH:
I wish, I wish

With all my heart

To fly with dragons
In a land apart

[♪♪]

It'’s so quiet.

Guess everyone'’s
asleep here too.

[THUMP]What'’s that?

It'’s coming
from the knuckerhole.

Let'’s check it out.

What'’s wrong, Max?

You scared?

Scared?
Me, scared?

Of course not.
I'’m big.

[BANGING ECHOES]

Uh, could I hold
your hand?

Sure.

One, two, three,

jump.

BOTH:
Whoa!

[BANGING CONTINUES]

I think the noise
is coming

from Zak
and Wheezie'’s cave.

Let'’s take a peek.

BOTH:
Wheezie?

Hi, Emmy! Hi, Max!

What'’s going on?

How come
you'’re awake?

Oh, I'’m awake, all right.

But did I have a choice?
No.

Wheezie kept me up
all night.

[YAWNS]

You'’ve been practicing
all night?

Yup. And I'’m getting
really good.

Where are
your mommy and daddy?

Asleep.

Through all this racket?

They can sleep
through anything.

They love music![LOUD CLANGING]

Please,
no more practicing.

Let'’s have breakfast.

This is such a big day.

Sure, Zaky.

Ah. My favorite.

A nice,
healthy breakfast to...

Hey! My Drax flakes!

What are you doing?

Looking for the prize.

But you wrecked
my breakfast.

I'’ve just gotta find
that prize.

What'’s wrong, Zak?

This is a very
important day.

I have to find
a rare Jugglebug

for Sharing Time
at school.

A juggy-buggy?

[LAUGHS]

Do you know
what "rare" means?

It means very, very,
very hard to find.

Um, I...

Practically impossible.

I have to be in tip-top shape
to find one.

And am I?

Well, you...
No.

No sleep, no breakfast.

And to top it all off,

I can'’t even find
my magnifying glass.

Oh, I think
I borrowed that.

Well, where is it then?

Um, somewhere.

"Somewhere"?

But I need it
to find the Jugglebug.

Hm? Oh, okay.

I can'’t find it.

How about this?

That does it.

No, not that.

[WHINES]
Anything but that!

Not what?

It'’s the...

[WHISPERING]
...Alone Cone.

A two-headed dragon
wears it

when one head doesn'’t want
to hear or see the other.

Like when one is really, really
bugging the other one.

Ooh, I could use
an Alone Cone sometimes.

[SLURPING]Max?

Like when
I'’m trying to color

and you'’re making
a ton of noise.

[SLURPING]
Max?

Me?

I don'’t get it.

Zak must be really mad at me
to wear the Alone Cone.

Well, sometimes sisters
can really bug you.

Brothers too.

[♪♪]

Emmy, how is Zak going
to find a juggy-buggy

with that thing
on his head?

I can'’t believe you'’re still
not talking to me, Zak.

Please take
that silly thing off.

Hm. I can'’t hear a word
you'’re saying.

And, no, I will not take
this silly thing off.

Why is Zaky
so mad at me?

Well, you made him angry.

Me? Are you kidding?

Name one thing I could possibly
have done to make Zak so mad.

Well...

You kept him up all night
with your banging.

Okay, name two things
I could have done.

You ruined his breakfast.

And you lost
his magnifying glass.

You-- You really think
that'’s why Zak'’s mad?

I can'’t hear you,
but yes, that'’s why.

I didn'’t know
I was bugging him.

I'’ve got to show him
I'’m sorry.

It'’s got to be here
somewhere.

Zaky, I'’m really sorry
for the way I acted, and...

Look what I found.

Uh, he can'’t see it,
Wheezie.

The cone.

Oh, right.

It'’s your magnifying glass.

I found it.

You did?Yup.

Friends? Buddies? Pals?

Now we can go find
that Jugglebug.

Okey-dokey.

[♪♪]

The Jugglebug is so rare,

it'’s only found in
the Stickleback Mountains.

Ooh!

The beach.
Let'’s go swimming.

Come on, this way!

[BOTH GROAN]

[ZAK GROANS]

[WHEEZIE GROANS]

BOTH:
Whoa!

Where'’s my Alone Cone?

Um-- Um, I mean,

first let'’s find your
little Jugglebug, Zaky.

Then we'’ll go swimming.

BOTH:
Whew.

Shh!

[WHISPERING]
Remember, the Jugglebug
is very, very...

ALL:
Rare. We know, we know.

Right. And you have to be very,
very quiet to catch one.

[MUFFLED]

What?What?

[WHISPERING]
I said, I'’m quiet.

Oh, boy, am I quiet.

[♪♪]

Look. I found it.

Is it the Jugglebug?

Of course not.

That'’s a Spiny-pine.

They aren'’t rare.

Look at all of them.

We'’re looking for
a teeny, tiny bug

that makes
a very unusual sound.

What kind of a sound?

Well, it'’s kind of like...

kind of like...

JUGGLEBUG:
Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

That.

JUGGLEBUG:
Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

It'’s a rare Jugglebug.

My turn.

Hello, there, Jugglebuggy.

Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

Oh, no.

Wheezie, I knew it.

I knew you couldn'’t
be quiet.

Oh, I'’m sorry.

I just wanted to say hi.

Oh, Zaky, please
come out of the Cone?

I'’m doomed.

Now that the rare jugglebug
is gone,

I'’ll have nothing
to share at school.

Nothing.

Yup, and it'’s
all my fault.

I'’m sorry, Zaky.

Come on, we can find it again.

I'’ll be quiet.
I promise.

We'’ll all look...Really hard.

Well... okay.

[WHISPERING]
Here, little Jugglebug, here.

Come here,
you rare little buggy.

[BELL CLANGS]

Oh, no. The bell.

School'’s starting.

This is terrible.

Oh, Zaky, I wish
I knew what to do.

Hey. I do know.

[WHISPERING]

QUETZAL:
Bueno,class.

Today is Sharing Day,

and I believe you brought
something to show us, Zak?

Well, not exactly.

You didn'’t bring anything?

I didn'’t bring anything,

but Wheezie and I
do have something to share.

[♪♪]

Today we saw
a rare Jugglebug.

And Zak and I
are going to show you

the fantastic incredible things
it can do.

BOTH:
Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

Just like the Jugglebug.

[APPLAUSE]

Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

JUGGLEBUG:
Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

ALL:
Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

Hum-diddle-diddle-diddle
dum-diddle-dum.

[CHEERING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

BOTH:
I wish, I wish

To use this rhyme

To go back home
Until next time

Mommy and Daddy
have to be up by now.

I think it'’s still
pretty early, Max.

[SIGHS]

Well, I'’m gonna do some
coloring for a while.

And I'’m gonna...

Juggle like the juggy-buggy.

Hey, Emmy, look at me.

Aren'’t I good?

Emmy? Emmy?

[BOTH LAUGH]

[♪♪]

Come on, Flash.
Sit up.

Okay, give me a paw.

Uh...

Roll over?

How about fetch?

Attaboy. Go get it.

Look, Emmy.
I taught Flash a trick.

That'’s great, Max.

I think I want
a guinea pig.

No, a bunny.

They'’re so cute.

[♪♪]

Dragons calling.

Come on.

BOTH:
I wish, I wish

With all my...

Wait.
What is it?

I forgot
to put Flash away.

I wish, I wish
With all my heart

To fly with dragons
In a land apart

[♪♪]

I wonder what'’s...

BOTH:
Huh?

EMMY [GIGGLING]:
Get it out.

Get off.

Stop slabbering on me.

I got it. I got it.

No, I don'’t.

Slurpy.

Come to Wheezie!

Max. Emmy.

I thought you'’d like
our new pet.

[GIGGLES]

His kisses are gooey.

What is he?

A bouncing
baby boinger.

And his name is Slurpy.

Ew.

Puppy germs.

[SPITS]

Because he'’s so... Ah!

Slurpy.

Zak, Wheezie,

is that your new boinger?

Uh-huh.

One of my sisters
has a boinger.

You'’re so lucky.

Definitely.

Anyone wanna play
with him?

ALL:
Uh-huh!

Unhook Slurpy'’s leash,
Zak.

No, Wheezie.

What if Slurpy
runs away

and never comes back?

Oh, Zaky.

How are we gonna teach Slurpy
to come back

if we don'’t let it go?

Well-- Well, uh...

Come on, Slurpy.

It'’s playtime!

[BARKS]

[GIGGLING]
Hey.

[LAUGHS]

Hey.

Slurpy, come back.

[PANTS]

[GRUNTS]

Taking care of a pet
isn'’t gonna be...

easy, Wheezie!

I just love boingers.

They'’re so
boing-boing...

boingy!

Wait.

I know
how to catch them.

How'’s this thing work?

Let me try.

Come on, Slurpy.

Here, boy.

Oh.

[LAUGHS]

Slurpy, come back.

I know how
to get him back.

My super boinger whistle.

Wheezie,
that'’s just a regular old...

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

It worked.

[GRUNTS]

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

No, it didn'’t.

Here it comes.

We'’ll catch him
in my picnic blanket.

Hold tight, Emmy.

Ah.

[WHIMPERS]

I told you taking him
off the lease

wasn'’t a good idea.[SIGHS]

I thought having a pet
was gonna be fun.

I never knew it was
this much work.

[PANTS]

MAX:
What'’s Slurpy doing?

I think he'’s trying
to tell us something.

I think he wants to dance.

[PLAYING]

MAX:
No. He must be hot.

I don'’t think so.

Let'’s fan him.

ORD:
Hey, that'’s not a chew toy.

[WHIMPERS]

I think he wants
something else.

Maybe he'’s thirsty.

I got a juice box.

Do you think he likes
rainbowberry juice?

[SLURPS]

I don'’t think so, Ord.

Baby boingers
need lots of water

or they lose their bounce.

Really?

Maybe we should take Slurpy
to the river, Wheezie.

Okay.

Come on, Slurpykins.

There'’s the biggest water dish
in Dragon Land, Slurpy.

Start slurping!

I can splash too.

[GIGGLES]

Hey.

That'’s my brother
you'’re splashing.

[CASSIE GIGGLES]

Oh, yeah?

I'’ll get you, Cassie.

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GIGGLES]

I think Slurpy swallowed
too much water.

Are you sure?

[BURPS]

MAX:
Ah-ha.

[WHIMPERS]

What do you want now?

Maybe he'’s cold.

Oh, great.

He'’ll get sick,
and his nose will dry up,

and his hair
will fall out.

Let'’s dry him up.

[GIGGLING]
He looks silly.

[SLURPY WHIMPERS]

Slurpy is still sad.

Maybe he'’s hungry.

I have some
sprinkle cupcakes.

They'’re really good.

Mm.

And fresh dragoncorn.

[COUGHS]

Well, almost fresh.

And I have
some french fries,

but I don'’t have any ketchup,

because I used it all
on my peanut butter sandwiches.

Ketchup on peanut butter?

Gross.
Yum.

You sure that'’s okay
for boingers to eat?

Why not?Well...

my sister'’s boinger
only eats dragonberries.

See?

[WHIMPERS]

We'’d better get some,
fast.

Wait. Slurpy
is just a baby.

And sometimes babies eat
different food than grownups.

Yeah.

When I was a baby,

I used to eat mashed carrots.
Yuck.

If Cassie'’s sister'’s boinger
ate dragonberries,

they must be okay
for Slurpy.

Are you sure?

[♪♪]

He likes them.

So do I. Mm.

[BURPS]

[GROANS]

Oh, no.
What'’s wrong now?

Maybe Slurpy ate too fast
and got a tummyache.

[FARTS]

ZAK:
Poor little Slurpy.

What are we
gonna do?

He looks terrible.

And he isn'’t slurping
anymore.

[WHIMPERS]

You were right, Zak.

Taking care of a pet

is a lot harder
than I though it would be.

We need help.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

We'’re fine, Quetzal.

But Zak and Wheezie'’s boinger
isn'’t boinging anymore.

No?

Let me have a look
at him.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[WHIMPERS]

Mm.

Has he eaten anything
recently?

Uh-huh.

Some yummy dragonberries.

I'’ll bet he ate them
right off the bush, huh?

Uh-huh.

Is Slurpy gonna
be okay?

He'’ll be fine,
Wheezie.

He just has a bellyache.

Baby boingers need to have
their dragonberries mashed.

ALL: Mashed.Yuck.

I think a pet
is so much work.

Sí,but it can also be
a lot of fun.

[ALL LAUGH]MAX: My toes tickle.

It'’s gooey.

[GIGGLES]

I just love
mashing dragonberries.

It'’s so...

Messy. Yuck.

So good.

I like dragonberries.

And they feel squishy
between my toes.

And gooey in my fingers.
[GIGGLES]

And it'’s great
for making a...

berry b*mb!

[GIGGLING]
Well, you'’re feeling better now,
aren'’t you, Slurpy?

[WHIMPERS]

[PANTS]
[GIGGLES]

Taking care of our new pet
is hard work, Wheezie.

But it'’s very,
very fun too.

[LAUGHS]

BOTH:
I wish, I wish

To use this rhyme

To go back home
Until next time

Come on, Em.
Let'’s feed Flash.

Here'’s his turtle flakes,
Max.

Flash doesn'’t want
that yucky stuff.

I brought him
some dragonberries.

But they'’re too big
for him to eat.

Not if I mash them.

Max, no!

MAX:
Hey, Emmy. He likes them.

[BURPS]

♪ Emmy wished
On a dragon scale♪

♪ And that'’s what started
Dragon Tales♪

♪ They climbed on the backs
Of their dragon friends♪

♪ Now the adventures
Never end♪

♪ Dragon Tales
Dragon Tales♪

♪ It'’s almost time
For Dragon Tales♪

♪ Come along
And take my hand♪

♪ Let'’s all go
To Dragon Land♪
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