02x10 - T-Bone, Dog About Town/Clifford's Big Heart

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Clifford the Big Red Dog". Aired: September 4, 2000 - February 25, 2003.*
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Clifford, a 20-foot-tall red dog who loves stories, and his owner, Emily Elizabeth, enjoy new adventures as they explore their island home.
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02x10 - T-Bone, Dog About Town/Clifford's Big Heart

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Hi! My name
is emily elizabeth,

And this is clifford,
my big red dog.

♪ Clifford needed emily ♪

♪ So, she chose
him for her own ♪

♪ And her love made
clifford grow so big ♪

♪ That the howards had
to leave their home ♪

♪ Clifford'’s the best friend
anyone could know ♪

♪ He'’s the greatest dog ever ♪

♪ I really think so ♪

♪ Clifford'’s so loyal ♪

♪ He'’s there when you call ♪

♪ I love clifford,
the big red dog ♪

♪ So, they packed up
the family car ♪

♪ And the howards
left the city ♪

♪ They moved to birdwell island
and found many new friends ♪

♪ There to greet
clifford and emily ♪

♪ Clifford'’s so much fun,
he'’s a friend to us all ♪

♪ I love clifford,
the big red dog ♪

[Laughter]

Woof!

You see cleo yet?

Who'’s that?

Clifford: it kind of looks
like cleo, but it'’s not.

Are you sure?

Maybe she just got
a haircut or a new bow

Or...uhh! Maybe not.

Hee hee! Hello!

Hi!

Are you okay?

Me? Oh, uh, I'’m great!

Really? Because you
look like you could
use a little help.

Huh? Oh! I sit
like this all the time.

Hee hee!
Let me help you.

Ms. Smith: mimi!
Come on, sweetie!

Your name'’s mimi?

Uh-huh.
What'’s yours?

I'’m t-bone.

Ms. Smith: come on,
mimi! The birdwell
hotel bus is here!

Oh, I'’d better go.

It was nice to
meet you, t-bone.

Yeah, nice to
meet you, too, mimi.

Ooh, what a great name!

There she is,
there'’s cleo!

Hey ya, clifford!

Hi, cleo!
How was the trip?

Well, you know
mrs. Diller.

She always gets seasick.

Hey, where'’s t-bone?

He was just here
a minute ago.

There he is!

Cleo: hee hee! He looks
a little seasick, too!

Are you ok, t-bone?

Huh? Oh, hi, cleo!

I just met
the most beautiful
dog in the world!

Hee hee hee hee!

Oh, thank you, but
we'’ve met before.

Her name is mimi.

[Sniffs]

She'’s staying at
the birdwell hotel
with her human.

You met
a new dog, t?

Gee, I'’d like
to meet her, too.

Well, what are
we waiting for?

Let'’s all go to
the birdwell hotel

And meet mimi.

I know a shortcut!

Ok!

Now, set us down
nice and...

Whoa!

Easy.

Sorry, I didn'’t
know your shortcut
was so muddy, cleo.

Ew!

Yuck!

Hi, mimi.

T-bone, what are
you doing here?

I want you to
meet my friends.

Oh, my goodness,
that dog is filthy!

Come on away
from there, mimi.

So, that'’s mimi, huh?

Yeah. Isn'’t
she wonderful?

Oh, no!

No wonder she
wouldn'’t talk to me.

I'’m a mess!

She doesn'’t care
about that, t.

I think she likes you.

I don'’t know.

She probably meets
all kinds of really
good-looking dogs.

Why would she
like me?

Because you'’re
a really great dog.

I just wish I looked
a little better.

Well, if it'’s just
a new look you want,

I could take
care of that.

Could you? Would you?

Sure, just leave
everything to me.

Uh, I don'’t know.

Have I ever
steered you wrong?

Uh...

Trust me, t-bone.

Mimi'’s going to love
your new look!

Cleo: rinse!

So, how do I look?

Uh, well...

Wait, hold on,
we'’re not finished yet.

Give him a blow
dry, big guy!

[Blows]

Whoa!

Oof!

Now, for a bit
of my special
styling magic,

And the master
will go to work!

T-bone: hey, ouch!

Y-y-yow, whoa!

Cleo: oh, would you
hold still, t-bone?

Well, clifford,
what do you think?

Uh, I think mimi
likes t-bone just
the way he is...

Uh, was.

Well, she'’s going
to like him even
better now,

Because t-bone is
one good-looking
puppy!

Oh, yeah, one
good-looking puppy!

Mimi, this is
so exciting!

I'’ve always wanted
to photograph
sea turtles hatching.

Oh, you know, maybe I
should use my other lens.

Yeah, I'’ll be right back.

You know, t, you can'’t
just look the look.

You also got to
walk the walk
and talk the talk.

Right, okay, I'’m cool!

Oh, yeah, that'’s me!

Cool, cool t!
[Snaps]

Close enough.

T-bone:
hey, mimi!
What'’s up, girl?

Huh?

Cool t is in town,
oh, yeah, that'’s me!

Mimi: careful of
the turtle eggs!

Ooh, ooh, aah,
ooh, ooh, aah!

Ooh, ooh, uhh!

[Laughs]
I'’m sorry!

I'’m not laughing
at you, t-bone.

It'’s just...
[Laughing]

[Whines]

Ms. Smith: oh, no!

Shoo, leave those
turtles alone!

Get away,
go on, go, go!

I don'’t think that look
worked for me, cleo.

Why don'’t you
just be yourself?

Nuh-uh, no!

You have any
other ideas, cleo?

Well, you heard the
way she was laughing
at you, right?

Yeah. I heard.

Making people
laugh is great!

You just have to learn
how to do it on purpose.

How can he do that?

He can tell her
a few jokes,
like this one!

What do you get when you
cross a cocker spaniel,

A poodle, and a rooster?

Wait, I know this one!

A cock-a-poodle-doo!
[Laughs]

[Laughter]

A cock-a-poodle-doo?
[Laughs]

That'’s pretty funny!

I'’m going to go tell
that joke to mimi.

[Laughter]

Hey, cleo, shouldn'’t
t-bone have practiced
that joke first?

Naw, how hard can it
be to tell a joke?

Go ahead, t-bone,
I love jokes!

Oh, ok, you'’re going
to love this, okay.

Here it goes, um...

What do you get when you
cross a cocker spaniel,

A poodle, and a rooster?

I don'’t know.

A poodle-doodle-dock!
[Laughs] eh...

A what?

No, that'’s not it, wait!

A pop-a-coodle-doo!

Uh, a poople-cock-a-poo!
Uh...

Ms. Smith: come on,
mimi, let'’s go!

Got to go.

See ya later,
t-bone!

Wait, it'’s
a pockle-doodle-coo!

A poodle-dock-a-doo?

Dookle-poodle-poo?

Poodle-poodle-poo?

T-bone: I may not be able
to tell a good joke, cleo,

But I know I could do this!

When she hears
your poetry,

She'’s going to be
putty in your paws.

Clifford, knock on her
window for me, will ya?

Okay.

Grr, ruff, who'’s there?

Mimi, my dear,
it is t-bone!

Oh, hi, t-bone!

Oh, fair mimi,
I'’ve come to share
a poem with you.

[Chuckles] oh,
t-bone, how cute!

Cute? I'’m not
supposed to be cute.

Cleo: hey, take
what you can get.

Just say your poem.

All right, ahem!

Bark, what dog in yonder
window doth sit?

It is mimi,
such a pretty name
that, uh, doth fit!

[Chuckles]

See how she leans
her nose on the sill
and looks out?

Seeing such prettiness
makes me want to shout!

[Howls]

Ms. Smith: what
is that racket?

T-bone, shh!

[Howls]

Quiet down there!

I guess mimi is never
going to like me.

Go on and find
her, t-bone.

You should
say good-bye.

I don'’t know, clifford.

I don'’t think she'’d care
if I said good-bye or not.

Mimi: yes, I would.

Mimi!

You know, t-bone,

All those things
you did for me
were great.

They were?

Uh-huh, but you
really didn'’t have
to do any of them.

I like you just
the way you are.

Wow, thanks!

Ms. Smith: mimi!

Uh-oh, got to go,

But we'’ll be
back in a month

To photograph
the dogs of
birdwell island.

Great, then I'’ll
see you in a month!

Ms. Smith: mimi, come!

Good-bye, t-bone.

Good-bye, mimi.

She likes me!

She likes me,
she really likes me!

Whoo, yeah!

Whoo, oof!

[Chuckles]

Oh, t-bone!

So, she'’ll be back
in a month, huh?

Hmm...

Imagine the changes
we could make to you
in a month, t!

We don'’t need
to change a thing.

[Sighs]

Emily elizabeth: clifford!

It'’s story time!

You want to hear
a speckle story,

Don'’t you?

[Chuckles] I thought so!

He'’s your favorite.

Emily: today'’s story
is "speckle and
the luscious lunch."

It was time to eat,

So, speckle and his friends
unpacked their lunches.

Everyone had packed
their favorite food.

They all brought
the same food
almost every day!

Then speckle wondered,
what if they took
their favorite lunches

And shared them to make
something totally new?

Everyone thought
that sounded like fun,

So reba rolled her salad
in luna'’s tortillas

To make
very veggie burritos.

Speckle layered
his jelly sandwich
with ravi'’s yogurt

To make scrumptious
striped pudding!

Darnell and luna
combined their cheese
and apples

Into fruity-cheesy chunks!

The new creations
were all so yummy,

The friends
decided to try
new things more often

And share them
with each other.

The end.

That was a great story,
isn'’t reading fun?

Woof!

[Chuckles]

Hey, guys, look!

What is that
supposed to be,
emily elizabeth?

Nothing yet,

But when I fold it
over and cut it...

Emily: it makes a big,
red valentine heart!

Wow, very cool!

Woof!

Clifford
likes it, too!

I'’m going to make
a really amazing
valentine for my mom,

With tons of glitter
and stuff!

Woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof, woof!

Clifford, stop it, stop!

[Laughter]

You really are
making an amazing
valentine, jetta!

She'’s not making
one, she is one!

Ooh, clifford!

Don'’t be mad, jetta,
you look pretty!

I do?

Yeah!

Your mom would
love to get a pretty
valentine like you!

True, but a person can'’t
really be a valentine.

A valentine has to be
big and red and full
of hearts and stuff.

Jetta: that'’s the way
to show someone
you really love them.

Come on, guys,
let'’s go give
these out.

Then we can come back
and make some more.

Woof, woof!

Okay!

Let'’s go!

See you later,
clifford!

Bye-bye!

Woof, woof, woof,
woof, woof!

Wow, this valentine
thing sounds great!

I'’ve got to find
emily elizabeth

Something big and red.

The biggest, reddest thing
on birdwell island!

[Car horn honks]

Hey, clifford, buddy!

Could you put me
down a minute?

Woof!

Afraid I can'’t go
anywhere with you
today, big guy.

I got work to do,
see ya later!

Woof, woof!

Hey, clifford,
what'’s going on?

I was just
trying to bring
that big red truck

To emily elizabeth.

Why?

For valentine'’s day.

I don'’t get it.

I heard jetta say
that the best valentines
are big and red.

Ah, so, you were
trying to get her
a big red truck?

Right!

Well, you got
the big and red part
right, clifford,

But I don'’t think
emily elizabeth
wants a truck.

Really?
Well, what else
could I give her

That'’s big and red?

Hmm, big and red.

Big and red.

Um...hey!

What? What
should I give her?

I don'’t know,
but why don'’t I show you

What I'’m giving
mrs. Diller,

And maybe that'’ll help
you think of something
for emily elizabeth.

Okay.

Follow me!

Cleo: uhh!

Uhh!

Hi, clifford,
what'’s cleo doing?

Clifford: she'’s going
to show me the valentine

She made
for mrs. Diller.

Uhh!

Ta-da!

Wow, that'’s really
big and really red!

Yeah, I made it out
of all those yucky bows

Mr. Kibble keeps
putting in my hair.

I'’m going to try to
find something like
that for emily.

Finding a big, red valentine
for emily should be easy!

Yeah?

Sure, why don'’t you
just give her, uh, uh...

Let me think.

Big and red...
Big and red...

Gosh, I guess
it'’s not that easy

To find something
after all.

You know, if we just
find something red,

Like my bows,

We could make it
into something big.

Great idea, cleo,

And I know
just the thing!

I'’ll use dog food!

Whoa!

[Munching]

See? It'’s
kind of red.

And it'’s good, too!

[Munching]

It'’s not for
eating, t-bone.

We'’re going to
use it to make
emily'’s valentine!

Oh, then let'’s
get busy!

It looks great,
clifford!

Yeah, it does!

Wait a minute!

What happened
to this corner?

T-bone!

[Chuckles] sorry!

Hey, guys,
look at the birds!

[Chirping]

Wow, it looks
like a heart!

I think they'’re
going to land!

They landed on
my valentine!

They'’re eating my valentine!

Woof, woof, grr, grr,
woof, woof, woof, woof!

Ruff, ruff, grr!

Grr, arf, arf, arf,
arf, arf, arf!

They ate my valentine!

Not all of it!

Well, I guess
that valentine
was for the birds.

Now what am I
going to get
emily elizabeth?

Don'’t worry, big guy.

There'’s got to be
something around here

That'’s big and red!

Yeah, big and red...

Big and red...

Big and red...
I give up!

Me, too!

Oh, well, thanks
anyway, guys.

[Gasps] wait a minute,
look at that!

Big, red roses,
perfect!

Yeah, emily elizabeth
loves flowers!

Where are you going
to find roses, clifford?

Mr. Bleakman
has lots of them!

Cleo: emily elizabeth
will love those, clifford,

But won'’t mr. Bleakman
be mad when he finds out

You took them
from his backyard?

Oh, I didn'’t
think of that.

Mr. Bleakman: aah!

Uh-oh.

What happened
to my rose bush?

I was growing
those roses

For violet'’s
valentine'’s day bouquet.

Oh!

Violet, violet,
come quick!

Oh, no, I shouldn'’t have
taken mr. Bleakman'’s roses.

I'’m going to put
them right back.

Good idea.

Oh, honestly,
horace!

A rose bush just can'’t
get up and walk away!

I tell you, violet,
I came out to cut some roses

For your valentine'’s day
bouquet, and it...

Huh?

Mr. Bleakman:
but--but--but--but...

You'’re going
to give me
a bouquet of roses

From your favorite
bush? [Chuckles]

Aren'’t you
a sweetheart!

Come on,
my little valentine!

Let'’s go get
the rose clippers

And we'’ll cut
a bouquet together!

Oh, I give up.

Whoa!

Ooh!

Don'’t worry,
clifford.

Emily knows
you love her.

But today is the day
you'’re supposed to show it

With something big and red!

Emily elizabeth:
oh, clifford!

Look at you!

Hmm?

You'’re a big,
red valentine!

Woof!

Big...

And red!

Clifford really is
the perfect valentine.

I love you, clifford,
happy valentine'’s day!

Woof, woof, woof!

Clifford and I know

That everyone could use
a helping hand now and then.

That'’s why clifford'’s
big idea for today is...

Help others!

Oh, no, I can'’t
find it anywhere!

Hey, t-bone, I was
just on my way over
to clifford'’s house.

Want to come?

No, thanks.

[Coughs] hey, hey!

Oh, sorry, cleo.

It'’s just that I buried
a bone here yesterday

And now I can'’t find it!

Can I help?

Sure, thanks!

Hey, guys,
what you doing?

I'’m looking for
a bone I buried.

And I'’m helping!

Let me help, too!

Found it!

You did find it!

You'’re the best friends
a dog could ever have!

When you help someone,

You really
make them feel good,

And you make yourself
feel pretty good, too!

That'’s why clifford'’s
big idea for today is...

Help others!
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