05x03 - Designing Mr. Perfect

[bunniefuu]

Okay, there's this really
bad dude named Hacker --

HACKER: The Hacker to you!

Whatever.
He wants to take over

the Cyberworld
from Motherboard.

The three kids
are sucked into Cyberspace,

and they use brain power
to help save everybody.

JACKIE:
Okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save Cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the Hacker?

HACKER: Never!
MATT: There's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "Cyberchase"!

♪ Cyberchase, we're moving ♪

♪ We're b*ating Hacker
at his game! ♪

♪ Don't tell me that he's trying
to hack the Motherboard ♪

♪ We'll get him every time! ♪

♪ Cosmic worlds ♪

♪ Freaky places
that we've seen ♪

♪ We've got the power
of one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Running in a Cyberchase ♪

♪ We'll meet him
face to face ♪

♪ We'll stick together
all the time! ♪

♪ Adventures in Cyberspace ♪

♪ The chase is on! ♪

♪ Just wait
and C-Y-B-E-R-Chase! ♪

DIGIT:
TV TIME, MOTHERBOARD.

LET'S SEE WHO'S LOOKIN'
FOR LOVE

ON "FINDING MR. PERFECT"!

WICKED:
GREETINGS, BACHELORS!

IT'S WICKED!

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
TO REPLACE

THAT MISERABLE CREEP,
HACKER, IN MY LIFE.

WHAT MAKES YOU
THE PERFECT PARTNER FOR ME?

BACHELOR NUMBER ONE?

I'M SMART.

I CAN THINK FOR YOU.

WELL, HOW ABOUT
THINKING ABOUT ME?

BACHELOR NUMBER TWO?

I'M STRONG
AND POWERFUL.

YOU WILL DO EXACTLY
WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO!

HO-HUM,
CAN'T WAIT.

NUMBER THREE?

I'M PERFECT
'CUZ I WUV YOU!

OKAY, LET'S GET SOMETHING
STRAIGHT, FELLOWS!

NO ONE,
AND I MEAN NO ONE

IS SMARTER THAN I AM!

NO ONE TELLS ME
WHAT TO DO...

AND I DON'T NEED WUV,

I NEED APPRECIATION!

NOW b*at IT!

MY SEARCH FOR MR. PERFECT
IS HEREBY CANCELLED!

I ALMOST FEEL SORRY
FOR HER.

(CHUCKLES)

(PHONE RINGS)

CONTROL CENTRAL.

OH, HI, KING.

THE DIGITIZER BLEW
AT HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER?

I'M ON MY WAY!

THINK ABOUT IT,
MOTHERBOARD,

WHO COULD EVER BE
PERFECT FOR WICKED?

OH, WHY CAN'T I FIND
MR. PERFECT?

TELL ME, WANDA, WHY?

IT'S SO NOT YOUR
FAULT, WICKED.

MAYBE MR. RIGHT
JUST DOESN'T EXIST.

OHHHH,
DON'T SAY THAT!

THEN WHAT WOULD I DO?

JOIN A HEALTH CLUB?

(GASPS) NO, WAIT!

I HAVE IT!

USE YOUR POWERS
TO INVENT HIM!

INVENT HIM?

WHY NOT?

WE CAN TURN SOMEONE
OR SOMETHING

INTO EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WANT!

I'M LISTENING.

IN FAIRY TALES,

WITCHES ALWAYS TURN
PRINCES INTO FROGS, RIGHT?

WELL, WE CAN TURN
A FROG INTO A PRINCE.

A PRINCE WHO'S TOP
OF THE LINE,

OUT OF THIS WORLD,

IN OTHER WORDS,
PERFECT!

OOH, ME LIKEY!

BUT NOT JUST ANY FROG!

FOR MY INVENTION,

I WANT THE BIGGEST,
BOLDEST,

MOST PERFECT FROG OF ALL!

ABERACADABRA,
GET ME A FROG,

USE THIS TO GRAB ONE
OFF A LOG!

OH!
WHAT A SPLENDID IDEA!

WHY GO THROUGH THE AGONY

OF SEARCHING
FOR MR. PERFECT

WHEN I CAN INVENT HIM?

(RIBBIT)

(RIBBIT)

(RIBBIT)

CLEAR THE ZONE, PAL!

CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M TRYING TO REPAIR

THIS DIGITIZER THINGY?

(RIBBIT)

WANDA:
HERE FROGGY, FROGGY.

COME TO WANDA.

(RIBBIT)

YES!

(RIBBIT)

THE FUTURE MR. PERFECT!

GET HIM!

SCAT! SHOO!
HIT THE ROAD!

YOIKES!

(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)

OH! I CAN'T WAIT FOR
WICKED TO SEE WHAT--

(GASPS) WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

YOU TELL ME, WANDA

I, I NEED A FROG

SO WICKED CAN
REPLACE HACKER!

NOT MY PROBLEM!

YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

LET ME GO, OR I'LL TELL
WICKED WHO YOU CAUGHT.

I'LL TELL HER
IT'S YOUR FAULT!

SHE'LL BE SO MAD

SHE'LL TURN YOU
INTO A REAL FROG!

HUH?
OR WORSE!

WICKED:
IS THAT YOU, WANDA?

GOT THE FROG?

UM...YEAH.
IT'S...PERFECT!

I PROMISE TO GET YOU
OUT OF THIS.

JUST GO ALONG WITH ME
FOR NOW.

UM, UH...

EH...
ON ONE CONDITION:

YOU GET THE EARTHLIES
HERE TO HELP,

AND I'LL GO ALONG
WITH YOUR PLAN.

OKAY,
YOU GOT A DEAL!

UM, I WAS WONDERING,

HAVE YOU THOUGHT
THIS INVENTION THING

ALL THE WAY THROUGH?

I MEAN, EVERY INVENTION
NEEDS, UM...

A DESIGN.

A DESIGN?

YOU MEAN,
LIKE A PLAN?

YES!

FIRST DECIDE WHAT YOU NEED
YOUR INVENTION TO DO.

THEN DESIGN IT
SO THE INVENTION DOES IT.

RIGHT. MAKES SENSE.

HMM...LET'S SEE,
WHAT DO I NEED?

NUMBER ONE:

SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE ME
LOOK GOOD.

SOMEONE TO MAKE
YOU LOOK GOOD...

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

AHHH!

WICKED:
NUMBER TWO:

SOMEONE TO HELP ME
MAKE OTHERS MISERABLE.

NUMBER THREE:

SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS
AGREES WITH ME!

WELL,
THAT'S MY LIST.

LET'S INVENT!

ABRACADABRA,
IF YOU WOULD,

INVENT SOMEONE WHO WILL
MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.

(GASPS)

YOIKES!

NO! MORE MUSCLES.

OH! HE'S SO CUTE!

I'LL LOOK FABULOUS
NEXT TO HIM.

NOW, NUMBER TWO.

SOMEONE TO HELP ME
MAKE OTHERS MISERABLE.

(HIGH-PITCHED) SHALL WE TURN
AQUARI-YUM UPSIDE DOWN

AND SHAKE IT,
JUST FOR FUN?

OH, GOOD IDEA!
BUT FIX THE VOICE.

(DEEP VOICE)
LET'S GIVE SHANGRILA
VIDEO ARCADES,

AND RUIN ITS PEACE
AND QUIET.

MUCH BETTER.

NOW...

HE MUST ALWAYS
AGREE WITH ME.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE HIM!

HELLO, MY PRINCESS.

I WANT WHAT YOU WANT.

I'LL DO WHATEVER
YOU SAY.

OH! OH!

I'VE INVENTED
MR. PERFECT!

BUZZ:
MAIL CALL, BOSS.

(SNIFFING)
SMELLS PERFUMY.

(SNIFFS)

HMM...
WONDER WHAT IT IS?

WICKED:
HELLO, HACKIE POO.

THIS IS A "YOU'RE NOT INVITED
TO MY WEDDING" NOTICE.

I FINALLY FOUND
MR. PERFECT,

WHICH YOU WERE ANYTHING BUT!

WHAT?
ME...NOT PERFECT?

WICKED:
LUCKILY, I'M SO OVER YOU,

IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!

AND I'M MARRYING
MR. PERFECT TODAY!

SO, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T
GET THE HINT,

YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

HACKER:
WHAT?

SHE WON'T GET AWAY
WITH THIS!

NO ONE IS MORE PERFECT
THAN I AM!

UNLESS HE TREATS
HER BETTER.

AND DOES EXACTLY
WHAT SHE WANTS.

I SAID NO ONE,
YOU TINWITS!

(ORGAN PLAYING)

JACKIE:
(HUSHED) LOOKS LIKE WANDA
GOT US HERE JUST IN TIME.

YOU SURE THIS INVENTION
IS GONNA WORK?

WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY
HAVE A LOT OF TIME

TO DESIGN IT,
YOU KNOW!

(HUSHED) WEDDING MUSIC!
HERE THEY COME!

ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?

I'M SO LUCKY!

OH,MY GOSH!
THAT'S DIGIT?

SHHH! GET READY!

KING: WE ARE GABBERED,
I MEAN, GATHERED HERE--

FORGET THAT SAP, KING!
JUST MARRY US.

MR. PERFECT,
DO YOU TAKE THIS SNITCH--

I MEAN, WITCH,
AS YOUR STRIFE--

I MEAN, WIFE?

KIDS:
STOP!

MR. PERFECT'S
COMING WITH US!

MATT:
WHOA!

(NORMAL VOICE)
EARTHLIES!
WHAT?

(CLEARS THROAT)

(DEEP VOICE)
EARTH BRATS!

YIKES!

UH-OH!

KIDS:
HACKER!

HACKER:
MR. NOT-SO-PERFECT
IS COMING WITH ME!

HELLLLLLLP!

(ANGUISHED)
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

SO, WICKED THINKS
YOU'RE PERFECT, EH?

WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW PERFECTLY

YOU FIT INTO THE BLACK HOLE
OF CYBERSPACE!

(EVIL LAUGH)

HACKER:
GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE

TO WHATEVER MAKES
WICKED THINK

YOU'RE MORE PERFECT
THAN I AM!

WAIT, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT MAKES ME SO PERFECT!

WICKED DESIGNED
AND INVENTED ME

TO MEET
PARTICULAR NEEDS,

AND I KNOW WHAT
THOSE NEEDS ARE.

YOU DO?

YES!

AND I CAN SHOW YOU
HOW TO REINVENT YOURSELF

TO BE EXACTLY
WHAT SHE WANTS!

YOU CAN?

HACKER WON'T GET AWAY
WITH THIS!

I'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT!

WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

FIRST, I HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHERE HE TOOK MR. PERFECT,

AND ONCE I DO...

THE HACKER WILL BE SORRY

HE EVER STEPPED FOOT
IN HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER!

WHERE IS MY MR. PERFECT?

SHOW ME WHERE HACKER TOOK HIM!

TERRA SWAMPA!

LAND OF GREEN GOOP!

THERE THEY ARE!

LET'S GO, WANDA!

BUT...YOU CAN'T GO
TO TERRA SWAMPA!

I MEAN, AFTER WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH,

YOU REALLY NEED TO REST.

HMM...

I KNOW!

I'LL GO TO TERRA SWAMPA
FOR YOU.

OH, WANDA,
YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME.

I'LL TELL EVERYONE
IN THE KINGDOM

TO STAY RIGHT
WHERE THEY ARE

TILL YOU GET BACK.

WAIT!
I NEED A COMMAND...

WITH THE WHOLE
ABRACADABRA THINGY!

OTHERWISE,
I HAVE NO POWER!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE BLEW IT!

WE WERE IN SUCH A RUSH,

WE DIDN'T MAKE
THE GRABBER LONG ENOUGH.

OR LIGHT ENOUGH.

WE COULD BARELY
CONTROL IT.

THE TRUTH IS,

WE DIDN'T
FOLLOW A DESIGN.

WE JUST SLAPPED
THE THING TOGETHER.

WE SHOULD'VE
MADE A LIST

OF THE THINGS WE NEEDED
THE INVENTION TO DO.

THEN TESTED IT TO BE SURE
IT COULD DO THEM.

NOW HACKER'S GOT DIGIT,
AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE!

I DO!

KIDS:
WANDA!

I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE DIGIT IS

IF YOU PROMISE
TO BRING HIM BACK HERE.

BACK TO WICKED?
NO WAY!

BUT YOU HAVE TO.

ONLY SHE CAN BREAK
THE SPELL.

YOU'RE A MAGIC WAND!
WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT?

I DON'T HAVE
ANY MAGIC POWERS

UNLESS WICKED
GIVES ME A COMMAND.

SO YOU NEED US
AS MUCH AS WE NEED YOU.

THAT MAKES US
A TEAM.

REALLY?

COOL! LET'S GO!

HACKER:
WELL?

DON'T RUSH ME,
HACKER.

REINVENTING YOU
WILL TAKE A LOT OF WORK.

IT'S "THE" HACKER
TO YOU!

IT'LL BE
"THE" NOTHING

IF YOU DON'T DO
WHAT I SAY!

I KNOW WHAT
WICKED WANTS,

WHICH IDEAS DID
AND DIDN'T SUCCEED

WHILE SHE WAS
DESIGNING ME.

OKAY! WORK WITH ME,
I CAN DO IT!

MR. PERFECT:
FIRST, SHE WANTS SOMEONE
WHO MAKES HER LOOK GOOD.

THAT'S ME!
NO WAY!

YOU NEED MORE
OF THESE.

DROP AND GIVE ME
A HUNDRED!

(GRUNTS OF EFFORT)

JACKIE:
CAREFUL, HE MIGHT SEE US!

THANKS FOR THE RIDE,
MOTHER G.

THERE'S THE WREAKER!

BET HACKER'S IN THAT
LITTLE HOUSE WITH DIGIT.

LET'S GO!

NO!

YOU CAN'T WALK
IN THIS GOOP.

IT'S TOO DEEP!

AND EVEN IF YOU DO
GET TO THE ISLAND...

THE CLIFF'S TOO STEEP TO CLIMB!

OH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN INVENT
SOMETHING TO HELP US.

I--I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, WE ALREADY MESSED UP
ONE INVENTION TODAY.

DON'T WORRY,

WE WON'T MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKE

WE DID BEFORE.

RIGHT!

THIS TIME,
WE'LL MAKE A LIST

OF WHAT WE NEED OUR
INVENTION TO DO, FIRST.

THEN THINK OF WAYS
TO MAKE OUR IDEAS REAL.

LET'S MAKE THE LIST!

OKAY.

WHAT DO WE NEED
OUR INVENTION TO DO?

NUMBER ONE:

WE NEED SOMETHING TO TAKE US
ACROSS THE SWAMP.

NUMBER TWO:

WE NEED SOMETHING
TO GET US UP THAT CLIFF.

SOMETHING TO GET US
ACROSS THE SWAMP

AND UP THE CLIFF.

LET'S DESIGN
THE CLIMBING THING FIRST.

JACKIE:
THE CLIFF LOOKS
REALLY HIGH.

WE COULD TRY A LADDER.

MATT:
OR A RAMP.

INEZ:
OR A MAYBE STAIRCASE.

THEY ALL SOUND
LIKE GOOD IDEAS.

HOW DO WE DECIDE
WHICH ONE TO DO?

WELL,
WE SHOULD TRY THEM OUT.

BUT THAT MEANS
WE'D HAVE TO BUILD THEM,

AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO DO THAT!

WANDA:
I COULD DRAW THEM!

COOL! THEN WE CAN SEE
IF THEY WORK.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HMM, I SEE A PROBLEM
WITH THE DESIGN.

THE GROUND'S
VERY ROCKY.

NO WAY.
A LADDER MIGHT TIP.

WELL, HOW ABOUT
THE RAMP?

HMM, I DON'T THINK THAT DESIGN
WILL WORK, EITHER.

WE HAVE TO GO UP
NOT DOWN,

AND A RAMP
COULD BE SLIPPERY.

AND IT WOULD HAVE
TO BE REALLY LONG

AND HEAVY TO HOLD US.

TRY THE STAIRS IDEA!

MATT:
NOPE, TOO CLUNKY.

WE CAN'T CARRY AROUND
A WHOLE STAIRWAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE NOT ONE
OF THESE IDEAS IS RIGHT.

HACKER:
OOOOH! AHHH!

YOU SURE WICKED
WANTS THIS? OW!

IT'S ON HER LIST.

TO BE PERFECT,

YOU HAVE TO HELP HER MAKE
OTHERS FEEL MISERABLE.

BUT I'M THE ONE
WHO'S FEELING MISERABLE!

TO UNDERSTAND
MISERY,

YOU HAVE TO
EXPERIENCE MISERY.

OHHHH!

YOU FEEL
THE PAIN, BUZZY?

ONLY WHEN I LOOK
AT THE BOSS!

(LAUGHING)

WANDA: SO MAYBE THESE IDEAS
DON'T DO EVERYTHING WE NEED.

BUT THEY'RE
JUST DESIGNS.

WHY NOT CHANGE ONE
SO IT'S EASIER TO CARRY?

YOU MEAN LIKE SHRINK IT
OR CRUNCH IT

OR FOLD IT
OR SOMETHING?

YEAH!
A LADDER CAN FOLD.

UH, STILL SOUNDS
TOO UNSTEADY TO ME.

WHAT IF WE
SPLIT THE RAMP APART

AND CARRY IT TO THE ISLAND
IN PIECES?

JACKIE:
MAYBE...

BUT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE
HOW TO PUT BACK TOGETHER.

BUT THE IDEA OF CARRYING
PIECES IS A GOOD ONE,

ESPECIALLY IF
THEY FIT TOGETHER,

LIKE A SET OF
WOODEN DOLLS, OR--

BOTH:
BARRELS!

LOOK!

THESE BARRELS
WERE INSIDE EACH OTHER!

YEAH! I BET IF WE
TURN THEM UPSIDE DOWN,

WE CAN BUILD A TOWER!

(STACKING)

NO WAY! WE'LL NEVER
BE ABLE TO CLIMB IT.

THERE'S NO ROOM
FOR OUR FEET.

MAYBE THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE

AROUND HERE
WE CAN USE.

OOH!
HOW ABOUT THESE BOXES?

I BET THEY CAN FIT
INSIDE EACH OTHER

LIKE THE BARRELS DID!

(STACKING)

THEY DO!

SO WE CAN BUILD A TOWER
THAT WE CAN CLIMB.

MATT:
WAY TO GO, WANDA!

NOW ALL WE NEED NOW
IS A BOAT.

A BOAT?

HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING
TO GET TO THE ISLAND?

JACKIE: GUYS! WE HAVE
A BOAT, RIGHT HERE!

WE CAN USE THE BIGGEST BOX
AS OUR BOAT!

MATT:
TOUCHDOWN, JAX!

AND WATCH THIS...

IF WE PACK THE OTHER BOXES
UNDER THIS ONE,

WE HAVE A BENCH
TO SIT ON!

AND WE CAN USE THESE
FOR PADDLES.

A BOX, A BOAT,
A STAIRCASE.

THE INVENTION
THAT MEETS ALL OUR NEEDS!

WOW! IS THIS
COOL OR WHAT?

AT LEAST WE GOT IT
RIGHT THIS TIME.

NOT EXACTLY!
WE FORGOT ONE THING!

EVERYTHING HERE IS GREEN,
EXCEPT US!

SO...

JACKIE:
WHAT IF HACKER
SEES US COMING?

WANDA:
OH, NO!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE DIDN'T THINK

ABOUT CAMOUFLAGING
THE BOAT!

WE SHOULD'VE PUT IT
ON OUR LIST OF
PROBLEMS TO SOLVE

WHEN WE BEGAN DESIGNING
OUR INVENTION!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

HOW CAN WE BE GREEN
SO HACKER WON'T SEE US?

CHILL OUT, GUYS!
IT'S OKAY.

WE HAVE A GREAT INVENTION.

WE JUST NEED TO ADD
SOMETHING MORE

TO MAKE IT PERFECT,
AND I HAVE AN IDEA.

WHAT ABOUT THIS STUFF?
IT'S GREEN.

THE THINGS I DO
FOR DIGIT.

HACKER: (INSINCERE)
WHATEVER YOU SAY, DEAR.

I--I WANT WHAT YOU WANT.

YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

SAY IT
LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

(LAUGHING)

HACKER:
THINK IT'S FUNNY? YOU SAY IT!

AND...BEGIN!

ALL:
WHATEVER YOU SAY, DEAR.

I WANT WHAT YOU WANT.

YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

AGAIN!

ALL RIGHT! GREEN AND
UNSEEN. I LOVE IT!

COME ON, LET'S BUILD
THAT STAIRCASE.

I'LL SEE WHAT'S
GOING ON UP TOP.

HACKER:
WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE
TO BE PERFECT.

NOW PAY ATTENTION.

YOUR PINKIE NEEDS
TO BE UP

AT THIS ANGLE HERE.

OW! THAT'S IT!

I'M AS PERFECT
AS I'LL EVER BE.

OH, NO!

HURRY! YOU'VE GOT
TO BUILD THE STAIRCASE!

THEY'RE LEAVING!

OKAY. BIGGEST BOX
ON THE BOTTOM.

GIVE ME THE NEXT BIGGEST.

THIS IS WORKING
JUST LIKE THE DESIGN!

GIVE ME THE NEXT
SIZE, INEZ.

LOOKIN' GOOD, GUYS.

HERE'S THE SMALLEST
AND LAST ONE!

WANDA:
YES! OUR INVENTION WORKED!

LET'S GO!

DIGIT: (NORMAL VOICE) WAIT!

(CLEARS HIS THROAT)

(DEEP VOICE)
WAIT. WE CAN'T GO YET.

YOU'RE NOT
EXACTLY PERFECT!

HACKER: OH, REALLY?
YOU WANT TO SEE PERFECT?

I'LL SHOW YOU PERFECT!

LOOK AT THIS
STUNNING PHYSIQUE,

THIS IMPECCABLE CHIN.

YOUR GLUTEUS MEDIUS
NEEDS A LITTLE WORK.

WE'LL SEE WHAT WICKED
HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

BY THE WAY,
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

WE'RE DROPPING YOU OFF

AT THE BLACK HOLE
ON THE WAY TO WICKED'S.

MATT:
AND WE HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU, HACKER!

ARGH!
EW!

AAH!

MATT:
TO THE WREAKER!

KEEP GOING!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HACKER!

AAH!
YEOOOOOOW!

WANDA:
YES! A PERFECT TEN!

BLECHH!
OOH!
YUCK!

NOOOOO!

DIGIT:
SO HOW DO WE TURN ME
BACK INTO ME?

OH, ONLY WICKED
CAN REVERSE THE SPELL.

MATT:
HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET HER TO DO THAT?

HMM...I THINK I HAVE
THE PERFECT SOLUTION.

(DOOR OPENS)
WHOA!

MR. PERFECT:
DARLING!

PERFY, YOU'RE BACK!

OH, LET'S GET MARRIED
RIGHT NOW,

BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE
HAPPENS.

YES, YES, I AGREE.

JUST AS SOON AS
I HAVE A HAIRCUT,

A HOT SHAVE
AND NOSTRIL TRIM!

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
LET'S JUST--

NO, NO.
I INSIST!

I MUST LOOK GOOD,

AND LOOKING GOOD
TAKES TIME

AND MONEY!

DID YOU SAY...MONEY?

YES! LOTS AND LOTS

AND LOTS OF MONEY!

FORGET IT! WANDA!

ABRACADABRA,

I CAN'T STAND THE TENSION!

GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE,

BEFORE YOU WERE
MY INVENTION!

OHH!

(CLEARS THROAT)

DIGIT?
OOHHHH!

I ALMOST MARRIED DIGIT?

OHH!
HEH HEH.

GET OUT!
GET OUT!

NO PROBLEM!

WEDDING'S OFF!
EVERYONE GO HOME!

(CHEERING)

DIDGE, YOU MADE IT!

YOU'RE SAFE!

WHEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE.

I ALMOST HAD
TO MARRY WICKED.

MATT: WILL YOU
MISS BEING PERFECT?

ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'M STILL PERFECT!

PERFECTLY... ME!

KIDS:
(LAUGHING)

MATT: OH, DIDGE.
HA HA HA!