05x08 - Inside Hacker

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Cyberchase". Aired: January 21, 2002 –; present.*
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05x08 - Inside Hacker

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Okay, there's this really
bad dude named hacker --

Hacker: the hacker, to you!

Whatever.
He wants to take over

The cyberworld
from motherboard.

[ Gasp ]
the three kids
are sucked into cyberspace,

And they use brain power
to help save everybody.

Jackie:
okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

Weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the hacker?

Hacker: never!
Matt: there's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "cyberchase"!

Ng *

* We're b*ating hacker
at his game! *

* Don't tell me that he's trying
to hack the motherboard *

* We'll get him every time!

* Cosmic worlds

* Freaky places
that we've seen *

* We've got the power
of one, two, three, four! *

* Running in a cyberchase

* We'll meet him
face to face *

* We'll stick together
all the time! *

* Adventures in cyberspace

* The chase is on!

* Just wait
and c-y-b-e-r-chase! *

(Sneaky spy music)

(Metallic clanking
of running footsteps)

(Grunts)

Ugh!

(Door clanks)

Finally!

(Door clanking open and shut)

(Grunt of effort)

Made it through sector .

All right!

Yes!

Whew!

Way to go, matt!

Jackie:
sector leads
to hacker's h-drive!

I can't believe matt
is actually inside hacker!

Inez:
I can't believe

This old shrink ray invention
of dr. Marbles'

Actually works!

Matt, are you ready?

You bet!

Inez: (digital voice)
you still have to install
the new memory chip

Into hackers h-drive.

It's as good as in.

I'm almost there.

Reprogramming hacker

So he changes back
into his good old self...

(Laughs)

Our best plan yet!

Inez:
yes! And the most dangerous!

Faster, duncebuckets!

The reporter from cyber ships
and gardens is on her way.

I want the wreaker spotless!

Not one speck
of space-sludge!

(Groans)

(Stomach growls)

Ooh! My stomach.

(Moans and burps)

(Clanking)

What was that?

Hacker:
must be something I ate.

Agh, feels like someone's
walking around in here!

Whooaaaa!

Ahhh...

That's better.

Ahhh!

Whoa!

Oh, a clean wreaker!

A pictorial
in a major magazine?!

What could go wrong
on a day like today?

Hacker bots:
ahhhhhhh!

Hacker bots:
whoaaa! Ahhh!

Ahhhhhhhh!

(Spinning moans)

Hacker:
(groans)

Ohhh...
I can't move!

My back's out!

Hear that, deedee?

The hack's back
is outta whack!
(Chuckles)

Good one, buzzy,
it rhymes!

Get off of me, you tinwits!

Owww!

(Grunts of effort)

I don't know what happened,

But I'm back
at the h-drive.

Inserting new memory chip...
Now!

(Zapping)

Whoa!

There's suddenly something
guarding the h-drive!

Jackie and inez:
(gasp)

Matt:
let me see if I can
get through it.

(Zap)

Yikes!

It's some kind
of electronic field.

Somehow hacker's interior
protection system

Got activated!

It's impossible
to get through it!

So how do I insert
the disc now?

Don't worry,
matt!

We'll think
of something.

Won't we?

I'm gonna look around.

It is so weird
to be inside hacker.

Wait!

Dr. Marbles once built
a robot so tough

It could get through
any force field.

Where is it?

Hmm... Just a second.

Meet the rzr- !

Whoa!
Whoa!

Hacker:
I've got to get up;

Got to get ready
for my interview.

(Groans) oh!

Huh! What was that?

(Pained groan)

Alas and alack!

The great hacker
has been humbled.

I can't stand...

I can't move...

(Whining)
I can't do anything!

So that's why everything
went topsy-turvy.

Hacker's lying down!

Ahh... Maybe if I just...

Ohhh!

Whooooaaaaaa!

I'm stuck.

This was not
part of the plan.

Digit:
I saw it obey
the doc's commands.

It'll do whatever
we want it to do.

Robot, I command you
to shrink yourself,

Get inside hacker
and insert the new disc!

Go!

Why isn't it moving?

'Cause robots
are machines,

With circuits
instead of brains!

Then how do we get it
to do what we want?

If I remember,

The doc used this thingie
to control the robot.

Inez: (reading)
walk. Walk, number.

Turn right.

Turn left.

There's all sorts
of commands here

The robot can follow.

I'll try "walk",
hit run,

And see what happens.

(Robot powers up)

Inez:
look out!

Why doesn't it stop?

Maybe 'cause you didn't
tell it to.

Inez:
oh.

Oh, I'll press stop.

(Powers down)

I get it!

The robot does exactly
what the command says -

Nothing more,
nothing less!

Let's try some
other commands.

Okay, robot,
let's turn you around.

Umm...

Turn right.

Turn right again.

Way to go, jax!

What other commands
are there?

"Walk number?"

Maybe that means
you can choose

How many steps
the robot takes.

Walk two.

Digit:
sheesh!

Givin' commands
is powerful stuff.

Delete:
boss! Boss! Look what I made
to help you feel better!

Deedee's special
chicken noodle soup!

How come you're sitting up
like that, boss?

Because I'm stuck,
that's why!

Now, straighten me out.

Slowly, carefully!
Oww!

Whooooaaa!

Whoooaaaaaaa!

Delete:
huh?

Look!
The boss has a screw lose.

Hacker:
what did you say?

Whoooaaaaa!

Man, what a ride this is!

Quick, deedee!
Give 'im the soup!

Delete:
open up, boss.

(Grunts of effort)

Down the hatch
for a better back!

(Soup rushes)

Uh oh!

Ahhhhhh!

Oh no!

Ahhhh!

(Grunts)

Wh-whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Come on, boss.

Delete:
just lie down
and you'll feel better.

Helllllp!
I'm hanging from a noodle

Over hacker's
sub-circuitry breaker.

Hanging by
a noodle?

Don't ask!

And one more thing -

Hacker's lying down now.

The position of everything
in here changed.

We read you, matt.
Hang in there!

I don't have a choice!

Guys, we've got to turn
this model on its back,

Like the real hacker,

So we can figure out
the right path

For the robot.

Inez:
the robot
will enter here,

Through hacker's
recharger outlet,

And he has to get over
to where matt is.

Matty's hanging by a noodle
right about here.

Okay, once inside,

We need the robot to walk
straight three steps,

Turn left,

Walk four.

Hey, guys,
we an do this!

You're right.

All we have to do
is tell the robot

How many steps to take
and which way to turn.

Do that and he'll end up
right by matt.

Can the robot do all that?

Jackie:
sure!

We've got all the commands
right here.

Inez:
matt, we have this robot
that's going to come in there

And get you out!

Sounds good to me.

Can the robot
put a memory chip

Into the h-drive?

Inez:
forget the h-drive!

We're bringing you out!

No way!

We gotta complete
our mission!

I can hold out here...

I think.

Okay, we'll see
what we can do.

What do you think?

Can the robot actually
put the memory chip

Into the h-drive?

I guess so,

If there's a command for it.

Oh, no!

There's no command that says
"put a chip into an h-drive"!

Well, if there's no command,

Then the robot can't do it.

Digit:
wait a minute!

The doc had it fetch
a circuit board once

And that's not on
the command list either.

So how did dr. Marbles do it?

To get the board,
the robot walked to the box

And then reached out
it's arm and-

Inez:
digit, you're a genius!

We need to break up
the job

Into simple,
easy movements

We can command
the robot to do!

Hmm... If the robot
can extend its arm,

I bet it can slide a chip
into the h-drive!

Let's find out.

Pretend this book
is the chip.

What commands
will make the robot

Put the book into
the slot on the shelf?

Jackie:
well, first the robot
has to walk to the shelf.

One, two, three steps!

Walk three steps!

(Robot bleeps)

Now extend arm!

Turn right!
Turn right!

What happened?

I don't know.

Uh, let me pretend
to be the robot.

First, I walk three.

Then,
I turn to the right.

And then,
I extend my arm!

That's it!

You did the same commands,

Only in a different order!

Yeah, you turned
before you extended!

Exactly!

To complete a task,

The robot has to be given
the right steps

In the right order!

All right!
Let's do it!

(Pained moans)

We're gonna get your room

As clean as the rest
of the wreaker, boss.

You'll be on the cover
of that magazine, for sure!

Delete:
hey, boss!
I found one of your pens.

Hacker:
yeeaaaggghhhh!

Whoooaa-oh!

Not again!!

(Grunts)

Hey! Guys, guys!

I've moved.
I'm back at the h-drive now!

Digit:
gotcha!

Hacker:
(pained groan)

Put me down,
you insensitive ingrates.

Okay, boss.

Whatever you say.

(Howls with pain)

Why me?

What did I ever do
to deserve this?

Ohhhh...

Digit:
time to shrink
our pal here.

(Hum of electricity)

This little guy's
ready to roll.

Hmm, man.

What a long list
of commands.

I wish we could
ask the robot

To do the commands
on the list

All at once.

Hey...
Look at this command here.

"Do list."

Maybe the robot can follow
a whole list of instructions

Rather than just one command
at a time.

Yeah!
Like a computer program.

Let's test it on the model

And see what happens.

Okay,
I'll label our list.

Do list: h-drive.

It's working!
It's working!

Bee-eautiful!

Inez:
it's on the right track!

Jackie:
uh oh!
It went the wrong way.

We must have given
a wrong command!

Good thing
we caught it now!

We just have to change
that command

From turn left
to turn right!

Jackie:
okay, let's try it
one more time

To be sure all the commands
are in the right order.

Inez:
do list: h-drive.

Program successful!

(Laughs) oh yeah!

Inez, you stay here
and work the controller.

I'll go with digit
and get the robot into hacker!

Yes!

Digit:
portal please, motherboard!

I'll find out
where hacker is.

Delete:
the wreaker's all clean,
boss,

And so are your pens.

And I brought you
a heating pad

To make your back
feel better.

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
This baby's hot!

Do you feel better, boss?

Ooh-hoo! Ooh! Yeow!

(Grunts)

Uh, too hot, boss?

(Groans)
do me a favor.

Don't do anything else
nice for me, okay?

A-and don't come back -
ever!

(Dialing beeps)

Body shop?
This is the hacker.

Owww!

Send a mechanic
to the northern frontier.

Now!

Hacker just called
for a mechanic

To check his back.

A mechanic, huh?

Yup! How're we gonna sneak
the robot into him now?

Hmm...

I think I have a plan.

Hacker:
ohhhh! (Sobs)

Why me?!

(Doorbell chimes)

Uh, come in!

Jackie: (disguising voice)
you called for a mechanic?

Yes!

I'm amazed
you got here so soon.

Ohhh!

Digit:
you call, we install.

I don't need anything put in,

I need something taken out -

The pain in my back!

Get rid of it!

Ohhhh!

Digit:
now, let's see
what the problem is.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
I should've known.

You slipped
a fourth gasket.

The fourth gasket?!

Is that... Bad?

Oh, the worst!

The absolutely,
positively

Worst thing that can
happen to a borg!

Oh no!

Noooo!

I have an important interview
in minutes.

You have to do something!

Give us a second,
okay?

The robot's programmed
to walk through hacker

When he's lying flat!

You're right.

We have to find a way
to keep him like that.

Buzz:
we brought you some ice,
boss!

Delete:
yeah! It'll make your back
feel a lot better.

Problem solved,
jax!

Okay, boys,
cool it with the ice!

The only way to treat
a slipped fourth gasket

Is by immobilization!

The patient must remain
motionless!

No matter what,
don't let him up!

You heard the mechanic,

Do it!

Er, whatever you say, boss.

Ooof!

Jackie:
(fake worried groan)

I just hope
we're not too late.

Too late?
Too late for what?

We'll do all we can,
mr. Hacker.

Uh, you just need
to trust us.

The robot's in!

Okay, do list: h-drive!

Matt, the robot's inside
and comin' your way!

Cool! I hear it!

I hear it!

Hear what?

Um... Your fourth gasket
releasing.

Yup, the immobilization
process is working!

Guys! I see him!

Oh no!

The robot's path is blocked
by a carrot!

Inez, it can't move!

Stay calm, matt,
I just paused the robot.

Can you move the carrot?

(Grunts of effort)

No, it's stuck!

Okay, I'll have to write
a new list of commands

To get the robot
around the carrot.

Tell me what it has to do.

Um... It's gotta turn left,

Walk one step,

Turn right,

Walk one more step.

Then what?

Matt:
turn right again
and walk one more step,

Then turn left.
That's it!

Got it!

I'll label this list,
"walk around".

Do list: walk around!

He did it, nezzie.

He's clear
and back on track!

(Laughs)

Cool!
I'll hit resume

And he should be
back on track.

And don't call me nezzie.

I do believe
it's working.

I thought my fourth gasket
was up here?!

It is. I um...

Somebody call for a mechanic?

Both:
huh?

Then who are you?

(Gasps)
an earth brat

And a tin-witted
cyberturkey!

Digit:
um, I think we have
another appointment!

Get 'em!

But boss,
they said not to get off.

Fine! Hang on!

I'll send you the bill!

Steady, buddy.
Steady!

Jackie:
hurry, didge.

Oh, man!

How come there's
always a dead end?

Buzz:
we got 'em, boss!

They're trapped!

The question is,

What do you do
with an interloping infant

And a softheaded
cyber-turkey?

Perhaps I should
pluck their feathers

Once and for all!

Yes!

Or should I give them
a huge hacker huggy?

Would you two mind removing
yourselves from my person?

Uh sure, boss,
whatever you say.

Whatever makes you happy.

Thank you, my friends.

My back feels
so much better.

The new memory chip
must be in place.

Hacker's nice,
at least for now!

That means matt and the robot
will be comin' out any second!

We gotta do somethin'!

I'll handle it,
but you owe me one, didge.

Ah, okay, I'll go
for the hacker huggy.

Wonderful!

Give me a squeeze,
you little ray of sunshine!

Ew, ew, and double ew!

Hate to hug and run,
hackey,

But we really have to go.

Ta-ta, big boy.

Come again real soon!

Inez:
oh, welcome back, matt!

Jackie:
great job!

Uh, what was it like
inside hacker?

Like swimming
in chicken noodle soup!

All:
yuck! Eww!

By the way,

In honor of this unbelievable
cyberspace occasion

Of hacker now being good,

I wrote one more program
for the robot!

Do list: dance!

(Dance music starts)

It's a victory dance!

Matt:
all right!
This robot rocks!

All:
(laugh)

Hacker:
and this is my bedroom.

Oh, how utterly charming.

My nearest
and dearest friends

Call this room
"hack's sack".

(Pleased chuckle)

What's up with the boss?

He's so nice
all of a sudden.

Mind if I snap a photo
for the magazine?

Oh, please do.
I'd be flattered.

Wait, let me remove
this unsightly mess.

Ahhhhhh!

Ugh!

(Rattling)

Ugh! Look at me!

My dress is ruined!

Who cares about you?!
Look at me!

This place is a mess,
my pens have popped,

And my back's out again!
Ahhh!

Delete:
guess what?
The hack is back!

(Gleeful laughter)
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