01x25 - Wheezie's Last Laugh/Frog Prints

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Dragon Tales". Aired: September 6, 1999 - November 25, 2005.*
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Siblings Emmy and Max discover a magical place called Dragon Land where they meet dragons Ord, Cassie, Zak, Wheezie and the wise Quetzal and face challenges together.
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01x25 - Wheezie's Last Laugh/Frog Prints

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["DRAGON TALES THEME SONG"
PLAYING]

♪ Emmy wished
On a dragon scale ♪

♪ And that's what
Started dragon tales ♪

♪ Around the room
The dragons flew ♪

♪ But Emmy and Max
Knew what to do ♪

♪ They climbed on the backs
Of their dragon friends ♪

♪ Now the adventures
Never end ♪

♪ Dragon tales
Dragon tales ♪

♪ It's almost time
For dragon tales ♪

♪ Come along
Take my hand ♪

♪ Let's all go
To Dragon Land ♪

♪ There's Ord
He's the biggest ♪

♪ Not so brave of heart ♪

♪ There's Cassie, so shy ♪

♪ Oh, so very smart ♪

♪ There's Zak and Wheezie
In these tales of fun ♪

♪ 'Cause you know Two heads are better than one ♪

♪ Dragon tales
Dragon tales ♪

♪ It's almost time
For dragon tales ♪

♪ Come along
Take my hand ♪

♪ Let's all go
To Dragon Land ♪

[♪♪♪]

What are you doing, Max?

Looking for something.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Oh.It's soccer time!

[LAWN MOWER WHIRRING]

Did you hear that?

[WHIRRING CONTINUES]

So?

So that sound means
we can't play soccer.

Why not?Because Dad's mowing the lawn.

And we can't play on it
till he's done.

But I know
where we can play.

BOTH:
Dragon Land!

[♪♪♪]

BOTH:
I wish, I wish
with all my heart

to fly with dragons
in a land apart.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Huh?

Hi!

Wanna play soccer with us?

You betcha!

Uh-uh. You can't use your hands
in soccer?

Then I'll use my tail.

[♪♪♪]

Hi, Zak. Hi, Wheezie.

Wanna play soccer with us?

BOTH:
Yeah!

Love to!

Unh!

I'll get it.

Huh?

A dragon frog.

[CROWING]

Huh?

[GIGGLES]

I didn't know frogs sound
like roosters in Dragon Land.

They don't.

I wonder why this frog
is going cock-a-doodle-do.

[RUSTLING]

Because it sounds funny!

[ALL GASP][LAUGHING]

Who are you?

Me? My name is Mr...

[POPS]

ALL:
Mr. Pop?

Delighted to meet you.

[CHICKEN CACKLING]

How did you make that frog
sound like a rooster?

Shh. Don't tell anyone.
But I did it with this.

My super-duper
sound switcher.

[LAUGHING]

How's it work?

Simple as fly.

Make a funny noise.

Oh.

[TOOTING]

[TOOTING STOPS]

I just sucked the sound
into this itsy-bitsy bottle

and then I can put it exactly
where I want it to go.

Heh, heh. That tickles.

[TOOTING]Cool.

You haven't heard anything yet,
ladies and gentle dragons.

I have a zillion more
where that came from.

I have good sounds
and bad sounds.

Happy sounds and sad sounds.

Quiet sounds
and loud sounds!

Heh, wow!
Great!

I want one of those
sound switchers.

Me too. Heh.

Where can I get one?

[GIGGLING THEN SNORTS]

What did you say?I said where can I get one?

No, no, no. After that.

Uh, after that
I just laughed.

[LAUGHING THEN SNORTS]

That's it.

[MR. POP LAUGHING]

Ooh, I gotta have it.

How do you like
to trade that laugh

for one of these genuine,
one-of-a-kind,

fully-guaranteed tickles.

[LAUGHING]

[GIGGLING]

Thanks, but I like my laugh
just the way it is.

[GIGGLES]

So do I.

Hey, what are you doing?

[LAUGHING]

Ha! I got your laugh.

Got my laugh?
You're so funny.

Huh?He does have it.

Give it back!

Gotta run!

[GASPS]

ZAK & WHEEZIE:
Huh?

[♪♪♪]

[MAX GRUNTS]

Come back with my laugh?

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

WHEEZIE:
Get him, Zak!

ZAK:
Oh, that's my foot, Wheezie!

WHEEZIE:
Go, Zakie! Go!

ZAK:
Let me go.

Oh. Let me go!

BOTH:
Huh?

MR. POP:
Fooled you!

[LAUGHING]

Oh, no.
I'll never get my laugh back.

Yes, you will, Wheezie.

We just have to find
Mr. Pop.

[MOOING][ALL GASP]

[MOOING]

That rooster sounds
like a cow.

Mr. Pop must have switched

some of the animals'
voices around.

[CLUCKING]

Yeah,
but how do we find him?

By following
the trailed animals

that aren't making
the right sound.

Yeah! If the frog
is a cock-a-doodle-doing,

[CROWING][MOOING]

and the rooster's mooing,

then there must be
a cow somewhere.

That's going:

Ribbit, ribbit.

Well,
what are we waiting for?

We've gotta find that cow!

[MOOING AND CLUCKING]

[FROG RIBBITING]

What did you say,
Mr. Dragon Frog?

That wasn't the dragon frog.

It came from over there.

ORD:
It's the cow.

[RIBBITING]

Let's switch
their voices back.

Just leave it to Wheezie!

[MOOING]

Hold this for a minute,
Zakie.

[MOOING]

[CROWING]

[CROWING]

[RIBBITING]

[RIBBITING]

[MOOING]

[MOOING]

Whew.

Everyone's back to normal.

WHEEZIE:
Except me.

I want my laugh.

Mrs. Dragon Cow,
you know the noisy little man

that switched your voice?

Did you see
which way he went?

[MOOING]

Thanks. Come on.

[♪♪♪]

[ROARING]EMMY: What was that?

Ooh. I know that sound.

It's a-- It's a, uh...

A lion.

Yeah. A dragon lion!

It came from over there.

It's a waterfall.

Sounds like a mean one.

Mr. Pop must have switched
the sound.

Oh, why would you want
a waterfall to sound mean?

Maybe to keep people
from coming close to it.

You're right, Emmy.

There is a cave
behind the waterfall.

CASSIE:
Let's see what's inside.

Ew.

Look at all this junk!

It's broken.

This one too.

They're not broken,

I bet Mr. Pop took away
their sounds.

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING
AND MR. POP LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING][SHEEP BLEATING]

WHEEZIE:
I want my laugh back!

Give it!

Okay, okay.
Keep your scales on.

It's right over here.

With a hundred other giggles,
snickers and ha-ha-has,

titters, chuckles,
and guffaws.

Oh, we'll never find
my laugh in all of those.

Sure we will.

There's no other laugh
like yours, Wheezie.

[SNICKERS]

Hey, watch the merchandise.

ORD:
Oh, no!

Whoa!

[WHEEZIE LAUGHING]

Hey, I heard my laugh.

[LAUGHING AND SNICKERING]

There it is.

Let's put it back.

[TRUMPETING]

Now that's funny!

[LAUGHING]

That is not your laugh,
Wheeze.

I know
where that sound goes.

In here.

Yeah.

[TRUMPETING]

[TRUMPETING]

[WHEEZIE LAUGHING]

I heard your laugh.

There!

[TUBA BLOWING]

[MR. POP LAUGHING]

Oh, that is so funny!
It hurts.

Oh. If I don't get
my laugh back,

I'm never
gonna laugh again, ever.

Don't worry, Wheezie,

your big brother
will get your laugh back.

[LAUGHING]

I'm laughing so much,
it hurts.

ZAK:
Uh, Mr. Pop,

I found a great sound
for you.

Really?

A funny one?
Oh, let me hear it.

[LAUGHING]

[DONKEY BRAYING]

Aah! My laugh.

[DONKEY BRAYING]

Now you know how it feels
to lose your favorite:

[IMITATING MR. POP'S LAUGH]

I sure do.

And it feels awful.

I'll give you
your laugh back

if you give my sister
her laugh back.

Okay, you win.

[♪♪♪]

[GIGGLES]

Hey!

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

Ooh! My laugh!

[LAUGHING]

My wonderful giggly laugh!

Oh, oh. It's so good
to have you back.

Sorry, Wheezie. Friends?

WHEEZIE:
Friends.

[FARTING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

EMMY & MAX:
I wish, I wish
to use this ride

to go back home
until next time.

[♪♪♪]

The lawn mower
sound stopped.

We can play soccer now.

[HICCUPPING]

Max, did you hear that?

What?

Mr. Pop must have switched
your footstep sounds

before we left Dragon Land.

[HICCUPS]Nuh-uh.

All that laughing gave me--

[HICCUPS]

...the hiccups.

[LAUGHS THEN HICCUPS]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

I can't get it on.

I'll help you.

Thanks.

Come on, Max,
we don't wanna be late

for Quetzal's rafting trip.

What about my other sneaker?

We'll put it on you
when we get there.

[♪♪♪]

Ready?

EMMY & MAX:
I wish, I wish
with all my heart

to fly with dragons
in a land apart.

[♪♪♪]

MAX:
Wait for us!

Max! Emmy! Hurry!

Hola, niños.

I'm glad you could make it.

All right, amigos,castoff.

Where are we going?

QUETZAL:
Along the shore
of Dragoon Lagoon.

ORD:
To see
all the amazing creatures.

And plants.

And bugs?

Yeah, and bugs.

Bugs?

No one said anything
about bugs.

[LAUGHS]

Don't worry, Ord,

we don't have to stop
at the bugs

if you don't want to.

Whew.

I don't.

What kind of tree is that?

It is a weeping dragon.

It has the prettiest flowers
in Dragon Land.

This one's for you, Emmy.

Thanks, Cassie.

Look, a seashell.

My mom says you can hear
the ocean in them.

Hold it up to your ear.

[GRUNTING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

I want a shell too.

Don't worry, Max,

we'll find you something
to take home

to remind you of the trip.

EMMY:
Hey, look, a frog.

That is not a frog, Emmy.

It is a unicroaker.

No!

Do they bite?

No.
They're really friendly, Ord.

He's so cute.
Can I pet him?

Of course.

Hey, Emmy, he likes me.

Oh, Max.

[CROAKING]
Max. Max.

Did you hear that?
He said my name.

Max.

I'm gonna call you Hoppy,
okay?

He kissed me.

Looks like you've made
a new green friend, Maxito.

You wanna learn some tricks,
Hoppy?

Ready? Sit.

Good boy.

Roll over.

Good boy.

Now, hop, Hoppy, hop.

Max.

He did it.

Cool!

[LAUGHING]

You're the best pet
I ever had, Hoppy.

I'm gonna take you home
and get a t*nk and some food

and take real good care
of you.

Maxito, I know how much
you like Hoppy, but...

Don't worry, Quetzal,
I promise to feed him every day

and take him for walks
and give him baths.

Well, maybe not baths.

I'm sure you would
take very good care of him, Max,

but unicroakers can only
live here in Dragoon Lagoon.

Oh, then I'll get a t*nk
full of water from here.

And leaves and rocks.

It will be just like
his home.

What I'm trying to say, Max,

is that you can't take Hoppy
back to your playroom.

Why not?

He wouldn't have the right food
or a big lagoon to swim in,

and he'd miss his family
very much.

But he's my new best friend.

Maybe Quetzal's right,
Max.

I don't think
Hoppy would be happy

if you took him away
from here.

Yes, he would.

He'd be real happy
because he'd be with me.

Right, Hoppy?

You don't have
to take Hoppy home, Max.

Maybe mom will buy you a pet.

But Hoppy is my pet.

Can't I take him home,
Quetzal? Please?

I'm afraid not, niño.

There must be some way
we can be together, Hoppy.

[CROAKING]
Max.

I know!

Max, where are you going?

To put Hoppy in a place
where I can always find him.

Wait for us!

Don't run ahead too far, niños,
I have to tie off the raft.

[♪♪♪]

Oh.

This is gonna be
your new home, Hoppy.

Max.

Can you help me build Hoppy
a really nice house

so he'll stay?

Um...

Maybe.I guess.

Oh, I'm not sure.

Let's try some of these.

We can stick them in the ground
around Hoppy's puddle.

HOPPY:
Max.

Can you tie them for me,
Emmy?

Uh, sure, Max.

That's perfect. Thanks.

What is that you've made?

A new home for Hoppy.

So he'll always be here
when I come to see him.

He really likes it.
Don't you, Hoppy?

Max.

I don't think Hoppy will be
very happy in there, Max.

He won't be able to see
his family or hunt for food.

But I could come every day
to feed him.

Except during school.

Yeah.
Except during school.

And when we go
to Uncle Roberto's on weekends.

Oh, yeah,
I can't come then either.

[CROAKING]

What's that?

Max. Max.

I bet it's Hoppy's family.

Max. Max.

You wanna go back
to your family,

don't you, Hoppy?

Mm, Max.

[♪♪♪]

Max.

Come on, Hoppy.
I'll take you home.

Muy bien.

[♪♪♪]

Why don't we sing a song
to cheer up Max?

I know the perfect one.

♪ The legs on the croaker
Go hop, hop, hop ♪

ALL:
♪ Hop, hop, hop
Hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ The legs on the croaker
Go hop, hop, hop ♪

♪ All through the swamp ♪

♪ The voice of the croaker
Goes ribbit, ribbit, ribbit ♪

♪ Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit ♪

UNICROAKER:
Max. Max.

It's Hoppy's family.

They heard us.

We must be real close.

I'm sure gonna miss you,
Hoppy.

Did you hear that? Heh.What?

I know how I can always
find Hoppy in Dragoon Lagoon.

How, Maxito?

[JINGLING]

With one of these.

Jingle flowers.

Uh-huh.

I'll tie one
around Hoppy's neck.

Like a puppy collar.

And I'll be able to hear him
jingling when he hops.

Let's see if it works.

Here, Hoppy.
Come here, boy.

[JINGLING]

Max.

It worked.Cool!

Way to go, Hoppy!

[JINGLES]

Are you okay, Hoppy?

Max.

I don't think he likes
his new collar very much, Max.

It is hard for him to hop

with something so heavy
around his neck.

I guess so.

Sorry, Hoppy.

Max.

UNICROAKERS:
Max! Max!

Hey!

I can see Hoppy's family.

Over there!

Come on!

[CROAKING]

Max. Max. Max.

Max. Max.

Max.

ALL [CROAKING]:
Max. Max. Max.

That's me.
I'm Hoppy's friend, Max.

And this is my sister Emmy
and my dragon friends.

Nice to meet you.Hi.

ALL:
Max. Max. Max.
Max. Max.

I'm gonna miss you too,
Hoppy.

I gotta go now, Hoppy.

It's okay, Hoppy.

Go on back to your family.

Max.

Bye, Hoppy.

I am proud of you, Maxito.

Will I ever see Hoppy again,
Quetzal?

I think so.

You know where he lives.

And when he hears you call him,
I think he'll come hopping.

I hope so.

I wish I had a picture of Hoppy
to take home with me.

ORD:
I got a camera.

Yeah!

[♪♪♪]

Say "ribbit."

Ribbit.[CROAKING]

[CHUCKLES]

There.
Now you'll always be

right here in the playroom
with me, Hoppy.

[CROAKING]

What was that?

It sounded like Hoppy.

It can't be Hoppy.
He's back in Dragon Land.

[CROAKS]

Its' just my old
stuffed frog.

You wanna keep him?Thanks, Emmy.

Hoppy,
I've found you a friend.

[CROAKS]

♪ Emmy wished
On a dragon scale ♪

♪ And that's what started
Dragon tales ♪

♪ They climbed on the backs
Of their dragon friends ♪

♪ Now the adventures
Never end ♪

♪ Dragon tales
Dragon tales ♪

♪ It's almost time
For dragon tales ♪

♪ Come along
Take my hand ♪

♪ Let's all go
To Dragon Land ♪
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