01x05 - Secret Mission

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Backyardigans". Aired: October 11, 2004 - December 16, 2012.*
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Show centers around a group of five animal neighbors: Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin as they journey to imaginary places in their backyard.
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01x05 - Secret Mission

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Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All:
and we're...

* Your backyard friends,
the backyardigans *

* Together with
the backyardigans *

Pablo:
* in the place
where we belong *

Uniqua:
* where we'll probably
sing a song *

Tasha:
* and we'll maybe dance along

All:
* we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore *

* We always find things
we've never seen before *

* That's why every day
we're back for more *

* With your friends,

* The backyardigans

All:
"secret mission"

Hi, I'm pablo

And I'm...

A secret agent.

Secret agents
go on secret missions

And we have background music,

Sneaky background music:

Do-do-doooooooo.

Danger background music:

Dunh dunh dunnhhh!

And if we goof up...

Wah-wah-wah.

But no matter what happens,

A secret agent
always stays cool.

I'm cool.

Tyrone:
do-do-doooo.

Don't look but,

I think a member
of my secret agent team

Is trying to make contact.

(Laughs)

I think it's
agent tyrone.

All clear,
agent pablo?

All clear,
agent tyrone.

Very sneaky,
agent tyrone.

Thank you,
agent pablo.

But where's the third
member of our team?

You mean,
agent uniqua?

Uniqua:
do-do-dooooo.

Pablo:
don't look but,

I think the third
member of our team

Is trying to make
contact.

Stay cool.

Tyrone:
I'm cool.

Pablo:
me, too.

(Gasp)

Uniqua:
all clear, agents?

Tyrone:
all clear!

All:
* shh, shh, secret.

* Shh, shh, secret agent.

* Shh, shh, secret.

* Shh, shh, secret agent.

* A secret agent,
on a secret mission. *

Tyrone:
* a secret agent,
slides into position. *

Uniqua:
* I'm secret agent smooth,

* And I'm secret agent sly.

Pablo:
* and I spy what I spy

* With my secret agent eye

* We do what we do,
and we don't ask permission *

* We're secret agents,
on a secret mission. *

All:
* shh, shh, secret.

* Shh, shh, secret agent.

* Shh, shh, secret.

* Shh, shh, secret agent.

Tyrone:
what's our secret mission,
agent pablo?

Our secret mission
is...

To sneak into
the treasure museum.

The treasure museum?

To return this...

To its secret owner.

What's that?

I've never seen
anything like it.

Nobody has.

It's a mystery bone.

Uniqua:
who's the secret owner?

I don't know.

It's a secret.

But he's somewhere
in the treasure museum

With all the precious
treasures.

But the treasure museum

Has all sorts of alarms
and booby traps!

Could be dangerous.

Uniqua:
but secret agents can always
find a way to sneak in.

All:
* shh, shh, secret

* Shh, shh, secret agent

* Shh, shh, secret.

* Shh, shh, secret agent.

Pablo:
* we're secret agents,
on a secret mission. *

Tyrone:
* secret agents
in top spy condition. *

Uniqua:
* we're secret agent
smooth. *

Pablo:
* and we're secret agent
sneaky. *

Tyrone:
* and we're quick
and we're quiet *

* And our shoes
are never squeaky. *

Uniqua:
* we act real cool

* So we don't cause suspicion.

Pablo:
* we're secret agents
on a secret mission. *

All:
* shh, shh, secret.

* Shh, shh, secret agent.

* Shh, shh, secret.

* Shh, shh, secret agent.

Pablo:
okay, secret agents.

Our mission will begin outside
of the treasure museum!

Meet at the stroke of midnight

Next to the front door,

At the top of the big steps.

Okay agents, equipment check!

Spy gadget!

This will help us find our way
through the museum.

And it's got attachments!

Wow!
A spy gadget!

That'll come in
handy.

And look at this!

It'll get us out

Of some tight
situations.

Pablo:
wow!

A spy power rope!

That'll come in
handy, too!

Now check this out.

Spy maple syrup!

Both:
maple syrup?

What's that for?

In case we need
something sticky.

Do-do-dooooo!

I think it'll come
in handy.

If you say so.

C'mon, let's get going.

Pablo:
wait, uniqua!

If we just walk in,
we might set off an alarm

Or a booby trap!

Then we'd get caught.

Dunh dunh dunnhhh!

And secret agents
should never get caught.

You're right.

Besides,

Secret agents never
just walk in,

We sneak in.

All:
do-do-dooooo!

Pablo:
so what we need is...

A secret entrance.

Uniqua:
sneaky.

Tyrone:
extremely sneaky.

But how do we get down there?

Uniqua:
no problem.

Spy power rope!

Grab on, agents.

We're going down!

Tyrone:
this spy rope certainly
is coming in handy.

Pablo:
shh!

All:
* sneaking, hiding, hiding, *

* Sneaking, hiding,
sneaking, hiding, *

* Sneaking around.

Pablo:
* through the secret entrance.

Uniqua:
* down the secret stairway.

All:
* sneaking and hiding

* And sneaking around.

Tyrone:
* through the hidden door *

* Underneath the floor.

All:
* no one knows we're here

* Because we're making
no sound. *

* Hiding and sneaking,

* Creeping and peeking. *

Tyrone:
* be quiet when you're spying,

* That's our number one rule.

All:
* hiding, sneaking,

* We're calm,
we're not freaking. *

Pablo:
* every secret agent knows

* You've got to stay cool.

All:
* sneaking, hiding,

* Sneaking, hiding,

* Sneaking around.

Tyrone:
okay. Now, which way?

Let's see.

There's a shortcut

Through the hall
of precious jewels.

Uniqua:
the hall of precious jewels!

Right through here.

Wait!

Don't turn
that knob!

You might set off
an alarm

Or a booby trap.

Dunh dunh dunnnhhhh!

It's okay,
there's no alarm.

How do you know?

I already turned
the knob.

C'mon.

Tyrone:
it sure is dark.

Pablo:
then let's turn
the lights on!

Wow!

Uniqua:
diamonds!

Tyrone:
and rubies, and emeralds
and pearls and-

Pablo:
look at all
these precious jewels.

Let's sneak this way.

* Nothing to report,

* But we have found
a shortcut *

* Through the precious jewels,

* Sneaking around.

Tyrone:
this certainly is
a long shortcut.

All:
* sneaking, sneaking,

* Floorboards kind of
creaking. *

Uniqua:
* headed for a destination
unknown. *

All:
* sneaking, sneaking,

* Sneakily we're seeking.

Tyrone:
* for the secret owner
of the mystery bone. *

All:
* sneaking, hiding *

* Hiding, sneaking

* Sneaking, hiding,

* Sneaking around.

Uniqua:
hey, look at that!

That must be the biggest
diamond

In the history of the world!

Tyrone:
it's bigger than big,
it's gigantic.

Pablo:
it's bigger than gigantic,

It's enormous!

It's bigger than enormous,

It's humongous!

(Gasp)

Tyrone:
watch out!

Pablo:
catch it!

Tyrone:
I've got it!

All:
whew!

Uniqua:
oh no!

All:
booby trap!

Tyrone:
wah-wah-wah.
We goofed up.

Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
We're trapped.

Secret agents should
never get trapped.

Don't panic.
Stay calm!

Everything's going
to be fine.

Pablo!

Yeah?

We have to be cool
and think.

Secret agents can always
figure a way out.

Let's see.

We could try
the spy maple syrup.

All:
nah.

Uniqua:
maybe if we just put
the diamond back.

Pablo:
it will raise the cage!

Uniqua:
exactly!

Tyrone:
okay, here goes.

(Grunting)

I can't reach it.

It's too high.

Uniqua:
how are we ever gonna get
that diamond back up there?

Pablo:
I know, spy gadget.

I'll use the claw attachments!

Uniqua:
excellent diamond replacing,
agent pablo.

Tyrone:
that spy gadget is certainly
coming in handy.

Pablo:
I don't know
what we'd do without it.

Okay agents,
let's move.

We gotta find a way
outta here.

You guys, this way.

Pablo:
according to the spy gadget,

We need to go to the hall
of egyptian treasures.

Uniqua:
okay then, let's move!

No, not that way,
agent uniqua!

Uniqua:
whoa!

Another booby trap?!

This place
is full of them.

All:
dunh dunh dunnhhhh!

Good thing we have
the spy gadget.

So how do we get
out of here?

This way.

Sneaky.

Very sneaky.

Pablo:
the hall of egyptian treasures.

(Creaks then bangs shut)

Uniqua:
where's the door?

Tyrone:
we're never gonna find our way
outta here.

Pablo:
this way agents and careful!

Watch out for booby traps.

Tyrone:
what is all this stuff?

Pablo:
egyptian treasures,
of course.

* These are the treasures
of ancient egypt *

* A land far away
in the distant past. *

Uniqua:
* they're here in the museum,

* So people can see them, *

* And so they'll stay
protected *

* And continue to last.

All:
* na na na na na,

* The treasures
of ancient egypt *

* Na na na na na,

* The treasures
of ancient egypt *

Tyrone:
* what are all these dummies?

Pablo:
* they're mummies,
not dummies. *

* They're old egyptian kings
from long ago. *

* They put them in a case,
with a golden face. *

* They're all wrapped up,
with nowhere to go. *

All:
* na na na na na,

* The treasures
of ancient egypt. *

* Na na na na na,

* The treasures
of ancient egypt. *

Uniqua:
so, do you think the secret
owner of the mystery bone

Is hiding in here?

Tyrone:
maybe the secret owner is
a mummy!

All:
do-do-dooooo!

Pablo:
well, according to the spy
gadget he's not in here.

It says he's in
the gargantuan gallery.

The gargantuan
gallery?

Where's that?

Pablo:
this way, but it says
watch out for laser beams.

Dunh dunh dunnhhhh!

I can't see
any laser beams.

As a matter of fact...

I can't see any way
out of here at all.

Uniqua:
secret agents can always
find a way out.

Pablo:
look, up there.

But how are we gonna
get up there?

Spy maple syrup?

All:
hm. Nah.

I know.
Spy power rope!

Come on, agents!
Let's climb!

Whew!

That was quite
a climb.

It certainly was
a long way up.

But where are we?

(Alarm beeps)

Uh-oh.

We're trapped!

Again!

All:
wah-wah-wah.

How are we going
to get out of this one?

Oh! Well, that was easy.

Too easy.

Well agents,
let's move.

Pablo:
agent tyrone, no!

Wait! There might be-

Uniqua and pablo:
laser beams!

Tyrone:
yup. There definitely are
laser beams.

Pablo:
if you touch
one of the laser beams,

You'll set off an alarm.

And then
we'll get caught.

And secret agents
should never get caught!

But how do we
get past them?

First of all,
we've gotta be cool.

Second of all,
we've gotta limbo!

Limbo?

Yeah!

We'll limbo our way
under those laser beams!

All:
* secret agent limbo team

* Is gonna b*at
the laser beam. *

* We will line up single file

* And show off
our limbo style. *

Pablo:
* it's uniqua's turn to go

* She will limbo good and low.

* Will she make it? *

* Yes, she will.

* She's got laser limbo skill!

Uniqua:
limbo lower now.

Limbo lower now.

How low can you go?

Woo-hoo!

Pablo:
excellent limboing,
agent uniqua!

Tyrone:
yeah!

Thanks.

C'mon tyrone.
You know what to do!

Tyrone:
here I come.

Uniqua and pablo:
* now tyrone is going to try

* He's a limbo kind of guy.

* Keep those antlers
by the floor *

* As you limbo
through the door. *

* Bend down low
and keep it loose *

* Secret agent limbo moose.

* He will b*at the laser light *

* He can do the limbo right.

Tyrone:
limbo lower now.

Limbo lower now.

How low can you go?

All right!

Uniqua:
excellent limboing,
agent tyrone!

Tyrone:
it was tricky.

Pablo:
now it's my turn.
Here I come.

Uniqua and tyrone:
* agent pablo's going now

* Come on pablo show us how.

* Bend your knees,
extend your arms *

* And don't set off
those alarms. *

* Limbo low
and limbo fast *

* Save the limbo
best for last. *

* Now we all have passed
the test *

* We're the laser limbo best.

Limbo lower now.

Limbo lower now.

How low can you go?

Uniqua and tyrone:
all right! Yeah!

(Gasp) oh no!
My spy gadget!

Tyrone:
uh-oh.

Pablo:
oh no, I lost the spy gadget!

Uniqua:
how are we ever going
to find the secret owner

Of the mystery bone
without it?

All:
dunh dunh dunnhhhh!

Pablo:
all right, we have to think.

Even without the spy gadget,

Agents always find a way.

The spy gadget said
to find the secret owner

We had to get past
the laser beams.

And find the gargantuan
gallery.

Tyrone:
well, we're past
the laser beams,

So this must be...

All:
the gargantuan gallery!

Tyrone:
wow, these are big treasures.

Uniqua:
gargantuan.

Pablo:
and the owner of the mystery
bone is here somewhere,

But where?

Tyrone:
we'll just have to sneak
around until we find him.

Whoa! Oof!

(Gasp)
hey look.

Pablo:
wow!

Uniqua:
it's a dinosaur skeleton!

Tyrone:
now that's what I call
gargantuan.

Pablo:
hey how many toes does he have?

Tyrone:
one two, three, four, five!

You think the mystery bone
could be one of his toes?

Exactly!

Split up agents
and count the toes!

One, two, three, four, five!

Five toes here!

One, two, three, four, five!

Five toes here!

One, two, three, four. Hm.

One, two, three, four!

Only four!

And I'll bet this is toe
number five!

Uniqua:
see if it fits!

Mission accomplished.

Oh.

It won't stay on.

We need something
sticky.

Tyrone:
how about some
spy maple syrup!

All:
yeah!

Tyrone:
I knew this maple syrup
would come in handy.

A little dab here and-

All:
mission accomplished!

All:
woo-hoo! All right! Yay!
Yippee! We did it! Yeah!

(Alarm goes off)

Pablo:
oh no, agents!
We set off the alarm!

Tyrone:
we better get out of here!

We're trapped!

Again!

But secret agents can
always find a way out.

Pablo:
the skylight!

Spy rope time again.

Grab hold, agents!
Going up!

Dinosaur skull:
thanks for my toe.

All:
you're welcome!

Pablo:
just doing our job.

Mission accomplished,
secret agents.

Snacktime?

Tyrone:
(belly growl) snacktime!

Exactly.

Let's get outta here.

Dunh dunh dunnhhhh!

(Giggles)

Tyrone:
that was quite
a sneaky adventure,

Don't you think?

It sure was.

Very sneaky.

All:
* we've got the whole
wide world *

* In our yard to explore. *

* Now it's time for us
to have a snack. *

* Meet you next time

* When we're back

* With your friends
the backyardigans. *

Pablo:
see you!

Tyrone:
see you!

Uniqua:
see you later!

Let's have snacks
at my house!

My mom made brownies.

Pablo:
yeah! Brownies!

Tyrone:
I hope there's milk.

Pablo:
I love brownies.

Do-do-doooo!
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