02x02 - Samurai Pie

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I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All:
and we're...

* Your backyard friends,
the backyardigans *

* Together with
the backyardigans *

Pablo:
* in the place
where we belong *

Uniqua:
* where we'll probably
sing a song *

Tasha:
* and we'll maybe dance along

All:
* we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore *

* We always find things
we've never seen before *

* That's why every day
we're back for more *

* With your friends,

* The backyardigans *

All:
"samurai pie"

Tyrone:
pie-ya! Pie-ya!

Pie-ya! Pie-ya!

Pie-ya! Pie-ya!

Hello.

I am master pie maker
tyrone.

I make pies for the empress
of ancient japan.

Pie-ya!

I am the greatest pie maker
the world has ever known.

My secret?

I make pie...
Like a samurai!

**

* Pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!

* I make pie
like a samurai *

* Pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!

* Like a samurai

* Who makes pie.

* Some bakers make pie

* While they're sitting
in a chair. *

* But I tumble
and crouch *

* And leap through the air!

* Focus is important.

* Patience a must.

* Use the freshest fillings

* And the flakiest crust.

* I practice my jumps

* My turns
and my kicks. *

* And I never forget
to shout this when I mix *

* Pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!

* I make pie
like a samurai. *

* Pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!
Like a samurai *

* Who makes pie.

Austin:
pie-ya!

Pie-ya!

Pie-ya!

Wow!

Oh. Young austin,

It's just you.

I thought you
might have been...

A ninja.

Ninjas like to steal pies,

So I must always
be on guard.

Well, I'm not a ninja!

I have come to you today

Because I want to learn
to make pie!

Very well.
I shall teach you.

And if you learn well,
young austin -

Then together
we shall make pies

For the empress!

Oh, thank you
master pie maker tyrone.

I will not let you down.

Come, off we go
to ancient japan.

Where there are bamboo trees.

And a majestic palace.

And a bakery on a hill.

(Drum roll)

**

* Pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!

* I make pie
like a samurai. *

* Pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!
Like a samurai *

* Who makes pie.

* Young austin
you will learn *

* From a pie
making master. *

* Nobody makes
pies better. *

* Nobody makes them
faster. *

* I'm stronger
than an ox *

* As graceful
as a cat *

* As I leap and turn

* In your puffy bakers hat.

* My one greatest wish

* Is to make
pies like you. *

* Than you mustn't forget

* To shout this
when you do *

* Pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!

* I make pie
like a samurai. *

Both:
* pie-yaaaa!

* Pie-ya!
Like a samurai *

* Who makes pie.

Hey master pie maker tyrone,

When do I get
a big puffy hat

Like yours?

Patience, young austin.

Only when you have mastered
the art of making pies

Can you wear the puffy hat.

Pie?
I heard them say, pie!

Hi, I'm ninja uniqua.

Ninjas are sneaky,
and quiet.

And we always land
on our feet.

Pablo:
whoa! Oof!

Well, almost always.

(Pained groan)

I meant to do that!

Ninja pablo,

I heard the master pie maker

Speak of making pie today.

Ah... Today is a very
good day for pie.

Come on,
if we're sneaky enough...

Maybe we can get some.

I meant to do that.

Austin:
wow!

Tyrone:
this is the imperial palace,

Where the empress lives

And eats pie.

And that is
the bakery.

But we cannot take
the path there.

The bakery is guarded
with traps.

Traps?

Traps!

So ninjas cannot
get to the bakery

And steal pies.

Come.

We will take this secret
underground passageway

To the bakery!

Pie-ya!

Wow!

Young austin, this is
where we make pie.

Now step aside,

And observe
a master at work.

Pie-ya!

(Plate whips through the air)

(Hard chop)

(Rapid mixing)

(Soars through the air)

Wow!
That was amazing!

My turn!

Pie-ya!
Pie-ya!

Stop!

Huh?

You are not ready
to make pie!

Sure I am.
Pie-ya! Pie-

Young austin,
before you can make pie,

You must learn to make pie.

And to learn to make pie,

I must teach you to make pie.

Do you understand?

Yes, master pie maker
tyrone.

Very well.
Your training begins...

(Clangs) now!

* Do you wanna pies?

* Yes,
I wanna make pies. *

* Let me see it
in your eyes. *

* Yes,
I wanna make pies. *

* Then try this exercise. *

* Lift the pin.

* Lift the pin.

* Now touch the tin. *

* Touch the tin. *

* Lift the pin
and touch the tin. *

* Lift the pin
and touch the tin. *

* Pin, tin. Tin, pin.
Pin, tin. Tin. *

* Pin, tin. Tin, pin.
Tin, pin- oops. *

* Do you wanna make pies?

* Yes,
I wanna make pies. *

* Let me see it
in your eyes. *

* Yes,
I wanna make pies. *

* Then try this exercise.

* Now mix and kick.

* Mix and kick.

* Now do it quick
mix and kick. *

* Mix and kick
and mix and kick. *

* Good,
now give the spoon a lick *

* Do you wanna make pies?

* Yes,
I wanna make pies. *

* Then try this exercise.

* Turn and fill.

* Turn and fill.

* Turn and fill
and fill and turn. *

* Turn and fill
and fill and turn. *

* Now turn and fill
and fill and turn. *

* Fill and turn
and turn and fill. *

Good. Now clean up
the spill.

You did quite well,
young austin.

You may be ready
to make your first pie.

(Gong sounds)

What's that?

That sound means
the empress wants pie.

Come, we must go
to the palace

And find out what kind
of pie she wants.

Pie-ya!

Oof!

I meant to do that!

You hear that,
ninja pablo?

The empress wants pie!

Come on.

Austin:
whoa! Pies!

Tyrone:
yes, these are paintings
of some of the most famous pies

I've ever made.

What pie is that?

Tyrone:
that is the great pie.

(Gong sounds)

It is the tastiest

And most wonderful pie
in all the world.

Even I have only
made it once.

But I never
got to taste it.

Why?
What happened?

The great pie was stolen
by ninjas.

Ninjas?

Come, we must
see the empress.

Empress tasha,
we heard your call for pie,

And we came right away.

Yes, today is a very good
day for pie.

But there is only
one problem...

I don't know what kind of pie
I feel like today.

Well, your majesty,
we could do a rhubarb pie

Or a pecan pie.

We could even do
a quiche.

Those are all very fine
pies indeed.

But today I wish to
have something different.

Something unusual.
Something special.

Hey, what about
the great pie?!

(Huge gasp)

What did you say?!

Uh, nothing, nothing.

"The great pie!"
That's what he said.

What a marvelous idea!

The great pie?!

All right!

Uh, your majesty,

Did I mention that figs
are in season.

No, no, no.
It is settled.

The great pie
it shall be!

**

* I've had so many
good pies *

* Here upon my plate.

* Even very good pies

* But you could not
call them great. *

* But there is
that one pie *

* That makes
an empress shout *

* For goodness sakes,
what a pie *

* I've sure been
missing out! *

All:
* the great pie.

* The great pie.

* The great pie.

* The great pie.

* Is better
than ice cream *

* Better than cake

* And it's very,
very, very...*

* Hard to make.

All:
* the great pie

* The great pie.
The great pie. *

* The great pie.

* The crust is extra crispy

* It's rounder than the sun

* It's bigger than a table

* It almost weighs a ton

* You'll need to have
your balance *

* If you ever plan
to make it. *

* Come on kids,
on with it. *

* We'd really like
to take it. *

* The great pie.

* The great pie.

* It's better
than candy *

* Or chocolate cake.

* And it's very,
very, very... *

* Hard to make.

All:
* the great pie.

Away with you,
pie makers,

And don't come back

Until you've made
the great pie!

Yes, your majesty.

To the bakery.

Oof!

Can you believe it?
The great pie!

You think
we can get some?

Well all we have to do
is get up to that bakery

And take the pie!

Come on!

Careful ninja pablo,

The path to the bakery
is guarded with traps.

We must be very,
very careful.

Oh yeah.
Good point.

I cannot believe
you mentioned

The great pie!

Austin:
don't worry.
I know we can make it!

Pie-ya!

No, not "we."

You!

Huh?

Making this pie
was your idea

So you shall
make this pie.

But...

No buts!

If you wanna be
a master pie maker,

This is your true test.

Make the great pie!

(Gulps)

So far,
so good.

No traps yet.

(Creaking)

Uh-oh.

I think we spoke
too soon.

Duck!

What are those?

Pie tins!

We must have set off
the first trap.

All we have to do is stay
low to the ground.

Then the pie tins
will go over our heads.

Oh. Yeah.
Good point.

Master pie maker tyrone,

I proudly present
to you

My very first pie!

Young austin,
you call that a pie?

You bet I do!

I call it...
A hockey puck.

Tasha:
where's my pie?

Back to work
and hurry,

The empress
is getting hungry.

Uniqua:
hey ninja pablo,
no more pie tins!

(Leaves rustle)

Uh-oh. Now what?

Uniqua:
another trap!

Rolling pins!

Ahh!

Whoa! Whoaaa!

Pablo:
ugh!

Now what?

Hmm...

I have an idea!

This hill is too dangerous
for us to walk up.

We need to go from tree...

...to tree!

Well,
here goes nothing.

Oof!

(Sighs)
I meant to do that.

I proudly present:
my second pie!

Too cold.

Too hot.

Too flaky.

Not flaky enough.

(Dejected sigh)

Tasha:
where's my pie?!

The empress is getting
really hungry.

Don't worry,
I know I can do it.

Then do it,
young austin.

Do it!
Make the great pie!

Pieee-yaaaaa!

Come on ninja pablo,

You can make it
this time!

Pablo:
oof! Ugh!

Why is it so hard
for us ninjas

To get pie?

Good question.

I mean...
Ninjas like pie too.

* We can't seem
to get up this hill. *

* We tumble down
like jack and jill. *

* Just once, oh once,
wouldn't it be nice *

Both:
* if we could get a pie slice

* Cause ninjas like pies too!
We do! *

* Yeah ninjas like pies, too.
It's true! *

* Oh ninjas like pie, too.
Don't you? *

* Boy, I want
a piece of that pie *

* This is our chance

* We will not waste it!

* Keep on,
I know that we will taste it. *

* As we go
from tree to tree *

* We'll get
to the bakery *

* Cause ninjas like pies too!
We do! *

* Yeah ninjas like pies, too.
It's true! *

* Oh ninjas like pies, too.
Don't you? *

* Boy, I'd like
a piece of that pie *

* Ninjas like pies too!
We do! *

* Yeah ninjas like pies, too.
It's true! *

* Oh ninjas like pies, too.
Don't you? *

Shhh!

* Boy, I'd like
a piece of that pie. *

Austin:
master, I present you this pie.

Young austin, this...

This is a beautiful pie.

The shape - so round.

The size - just right.

The crust - so crusty.

You have learned well,
young austin.

Do you think it is...

The great pie?

There's only one way
to know for sure,

And that is for the empress
to taste it.

(Ceramic clatters)

I meant to do that!

(Gasps)
ninjas!

Get the pie!

Protect the pie!

(Soaring through the air)

Master tyrone,
what do we do?!

There is only one thing
we can do.

Pie fight!

Both:
(surprised gasp)

Pie-ya!

Take that,
pie makers!

Both:
pie-ya!

(Whipping through the air)

(Clanging)

(Splats)

Where is everyone?

I can't see!

Uniqua:
get the great pie!

They've got the pie!

My masterpiece.
Stop them!

Uniqua:
gotcha!

Pablo:
yaaaah!

Oops!

All:
(gasp) the pie!

Tyrone:
to the palace!

Where's my...

...pie?

All:
(grunts of effort)

Austin and tyrone:
there it is!

All:
(gasp)

(Chewing)

How is it, empress tasha?

It's... It's...

It's the most wonderful pie
I've ever tasted.

I proclaim it:
the great pie!

* I've always wished
to make pies *

* And do it on my own.

* And then I met my teacher,
pie master tyrone. *

* He taught me many secrets *

* And I finally made that.

* And now I stand before you
in my... *

* Puffy bakers hat.

* The great pie.

All:
* the great pie.
The great pie. *

Tasha:
* the great pie.

* It's better than ice cream

Tyrone:
* it's better than cake

Austin:
* and it was really,
really, really... *

* Hard to make.

All:
* the great pie.

(Stomach growls)

Are you hungry,
ninja pablo.

Maybe just thirsty.

Who wants to come
to my house for some milk.

Austin:
sounds good to me.

Tasha:
me too.

Austin:
yeah!

Pie-ya!

Austin:
pie-ya!

All:
(giggling)

Tyrone:
that was an excellent
pie-making adventure,

Don't you think?

Pablo:
it sure was.

Uniqua:
yeah!

All:
* we've got the whole
wide world *

* In our yard to explore

* Now it's time for us
to have a snack *

* Meet you next time
when we're back *

* With your friends,
the backyardigans. *

Austin:
see you later!

Tasha:
see you next time!

Uniqua:
see you!

Austin:
pie-ya!