02x15 - Best Clowns in Town

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Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All:
and we're...

* Your backyard friends,
the backyardigans *

* Together in
the backyardigan *

Pablo:
* in the place
where we belong *

Uniqua:
* where we'll probably
sing a song *

Tasha:
* and we'll maybe dance along

All:
* we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore *

* We always find things
we've never seen before *

* That's why every day
we're back for more *

* With your friends,

* The backyardigans *

Backyardigans:
"save the day"

This is rescue one
to rescue two.

Rescue two,
do you copy?

This is rescue two.

I am heading
your way.

Come in,
rescue three.

Do you copy?

Copy that,
rescue two.

Rescue three out.

Tyrone:
hey, it's us!

Tyrone.

Uniqua.

And pablo.

We're the harbor
rescue team.

If there's trouble
on the water,

We'll be there...

All:
to save the day!

* We rescue
in the harbor *

* On the beach
or in the bay *

* If there's trouble
in the water *

* We will be there
right away *

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

* There's no need
to worry *

* If you cannot
stay afloat *

* We will get there
in a hurry *

* In our harbor
rescue boat *

* If catastrophe
is coming *

* And disaster's
on the way *

* You will see us
come a running *

* And you'll always
hear us say *

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

* We save the day!

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

All:
* we save the day!

* If you wind up
in a jam *

* When you're sailing
on the sea *

* The trusty harbor
rescue team *

* Will make it right
you see *

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

* We save the day!

All:
* save the day!

* Save the day!

* We save the day!

Come on,
rescue team,

To the harbor!

Pablo:
where there's
a wooden dock.

Uniqua:
and choppy waters.

Tyrone:
and our trusty harbor
rescue boat.

Rescue two,
rescue three,

Can you read me?

Uniqua:
copy that,
rescue one.

Loud and clear!

Tyrone:
rescue three,
do you see anybody

Who needs to be rescued?

That's a negative,
rescue one.

Do you see anybody
who needs to be rescued,

Rescue two?

That's a double negative,
rescue three.

I don't see...

Wait a minute!

I see someone
in a boat.

I see her.

She's leaving
the harbor.

Where do you think
she's going?

Uniqua:
it looks like...

She's going fishing!

Tyrone and pablo:
(gasp)

Anything could happen
to her out there.

Copy that,
rescue three.

We'd better follow her,

Just in case she needs
to be rescued.

Copy that,
rescue one.

Follow that
fisher-lady!

(Engine revs)

Tasha:
(whistling)

It's a beautiful day
to catch a fish.

But I don't want to catch
just any ol' fish.

I want to catch
a really big fish.

I want to catch...

A whopper!

(Boat whirs)

(Whistling
"pop goes the weasel")

(Engine chugs)

Uh oh.

We have a situation.

Tyrone:
what is it,
rescue two?

Uniqua:
the fisher-lady

Is heading into
shark bite bay!

Lets move out,
harbor rescue team.

It's time to save
the day!

(Boat whirs)

Ah, this is
the perfect place

To catch a whopper.

**

* I'd like to catch
a really big fish *

* That's a real
show stopper *

* I'll cast the line

* And make it mine

* I'll catch a whopper

* There's no need
to be polite *

* Or kind and prim
and proper *

* Just drop the bait
and sit and wait *

* I'll catch a whopper

* Do do-do
do do-o do *

(Hums to the tune
of her song)

Uniqua:
uh oh, rescue three.

The fisher-lady is
surrounded by sharks!

She doesn't even
see them!

We'd better hurry!

Tasha:
* if the fish
just won't come out *

* No need to call
a copper *

* I'll hold on tight
until they bite *

* I'll catch a whopper

(Whistling)

Pablo:
we have to get
into the bay!

Uniqua:
but our boat's
too big!

It'll never fit.

Tyrone:
copy that!

We'll have to take
the jet ski.

Prepare for jet ski rescue!

Both:
preparing for jet ski rescue!

Tyrone:
whooo!

(Jet ski whirs)

(Engine revs)

Ooh hoo!

I got one!

I caught a whopper!

Ahhh!

Oh no,
my fish is gone.

Tyrone:
ma'am,

Tyrone from the harbor
rescue team.

Prepare to be rescued.

Rescued?

I don't want
to be rescued.

I want my fish back!

But ma'am,

This bay is full
of sharks.

Yes, but I want
to catch a whopper.

Now go on.
Get out of here!

Afraid I can't
do that, ma'am.

You're comin'
with me.

Hey! But I don't want
to be rescued!

Just doin' my job,
ma'am.

Just doin' my job.

Oh, for goodness sakes!

Whaaaaa!

Whoa!

Whooaaaa!

Tyrone:
mission accomplished!

The fisher-lady has been
successfully rescued.

You made me lose
my fish!

Your safety is the most
important thing, ma'am.

**

All:
* the catastrophe
is over *

* And disaster's
gone away *

* The rescue team
has saved her *

* And all the people say

Oh, for goodness sakes!

And I still haven't
caught a whopper.

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

* We save the day!

All:
* save the day! *

* Save the day!

* We save the day!

* Save the day!

* Save the day!

* We save the day!

Now that you're back
safely on dry land,

Our job here is done.

Just remember to stay
out of shark bite bay.

Pablo:
and have a safe day.

But I still want
to catch a fish.

There must be somewhere
else around here

That has a lot of fish.

Hmm, this place
looks promising.

(Engine whirs)

I wonder why they call it
catastrophe cove?

Oh, well.

(Whistling)

Tasha:
(whistling)

Listen!

It's that fisher-lady!

Tasha:
(whistling)

Uniqua:
she's back in her boat!

And she's heading right
for catastrophe cove!

(Gasps)
catastrophe cove!

That's not good.

It certainly isn't.

Harbor rescue team,

Prepare to save the day!

Tasha:
(whistling)

(Boat whirs)

(Whistling)

This looks like
the perfect place

To catch a whopper.

I know I'm gonna catch one
this time.

We're approaching
catastrophe cove.

Copy that,
rescue two.

And we've spotted
the fisher-lady.

Tasha:
(whistling)

Pablo:
she's way too close
to those rocks!

Uniqua:
they could punch a hole
in her boat!

Pablo:
and then she'd sink!

Copy that.
We're goin' in!

Hold on,
rescue one.

If we bring our boat
in there,

Then we'll sink!

Roger that,
rescue two.

What do you
recommend?

Uniqua:
I think this calls
for a scuba rescue.

Copy that.

Prepare for scuba
launch!

Launching scuba
rescue!

(Splash)

(Splash)

(Whistling
"pop goes the weasel")

Hey, I've got a bite!

(Grunts of effort)

I've got you now,
fishy!

(Grunts)

(Grunts of effort)

This is one strong fish!
(Grunts)

But I'll catch it.

Pablo:
whoa!

Whoa!

(Grunts of effort)

Hmm...

Aha!

Tasha:
ahhhh!

Pablo:
oof!

Hey,
you're not a fish.

No, ma'am.
I'm pablo

From the harbor
rescue team.

Prepare to be rescued.

Put that thing down!

And I don't want
to be rescued,

I wanna catch a fish.

No time for that,
ma'am.

These pointy rocks are
way too dangerous.

Well, I'm not
going anywhere,

And you can't make me!

Negatory, ma'am.

You're coming
with me.

(Splash)

(Whirring sound)

Whoa!

(Whirring)

(Seagulls cry)

Great scuba rescue,
rescue three.

Copy that,
rescue one.

No need to thank us,
fisher-lady.

Just doing our job.

I wasn't going
to thank you.

You're welcome,
ma'am.

And don't worry,

You're in good hands
with us.

No matter what
the problem is,

We're up to
the challenge!

Uniqua and pablo:
copy that, rescue one!

Oh, for goodness sakes.

**

* If there's trouble
underwater *

* Deep beneath the sea

Uniqua and tyrone:
* call up harbor rescue

* And we'll send
rescue three *

* Do you really
mean it *

* Am I the one
you'd send *

* When it comes
to swimming *

* On you we can depend

All:
* there is nothing
too tough *

* Nothing too tough

* Nothing too tough
for us *

* No situation can
make us fuss *

* There is nothing
too tough for us *

* If sharks are swimming
all around *

* There's no need to run *

Pablo and uniqua:
* call up harbor rescue

* And we'll send
rescue one *

* Oh,
I'm so embarrassed *

* You'd really
call on me *

Pablo and uniqua:
* well, everybody else is

* Scared of sharks,
you see *

All:
* there is nothing
too tough *

* Nothing too tough

* Nothing too tough
for us *

* No situation can
make us fuss *

* There is nothing
too tough for us *

Oh, for goodness sakes.

Now where should I go?

Yes!

This is the perfect place
to catch a whopper.

* If you need
to solve a problem *

* Then this is
what you do *

Pablo and uniqua:
* call up harbor rescue

* And we'll send
rescue two *

* Now you've got me
blushing *

* You think that
I'm that smart *

* When it comes
to thinking *

* Your skills
are off the chart *

All:
* there is nothing
too tough *

* Nothing too tough

* Nothing too tough
for us *

* No situation can
make us fuss *

* There is nothing
too tough *

* Nothing too tough
for us *

Uh oh.

Harbor rescue team,

We've got a problem.

What's that,
rescue two?

The fisher-lady
is gone.

Over and out.

Tyrone:
copy that.

She's not on
the docks.

Scan the area!

Listen up,
harbor rescue team.

We must find
that fisher-lady!

She could be in
deep trouble out there!

How are we going
to find her?

We need a way
to search entire sea.

Uniqua:
copy that.

I've got an idea!

Prepare for...

Helicopter rescue!

(Helicopter rotors sputter)

Rescue two,
come in.

Can you read us?

(Rotors sputter)

Loud and clear.

We'll stay
on the boat

And search the waters.

You keep a look out
from the sky.

Roger that,
rescue one.

We'll find that fisher-lady
in no time.

Uniqua:
rescue one, rescue three,
come in.

Pablo:
we read you,
rescue two.

Uniqua:
I'm flying over
risky business beach,

And there's no sign
of the fisher-lady.

Heading for injury island.

I'm at injury island.

No sign of the fisher-lady's
boat.

Tyrone:
copy that.

Just keep searching,
rescue two.

Will do, rescue one.

Tyrone:
roger that.
Over and out.

(Thunder rumbles)

It looks like
a storm is coming.

I think
you're right.

We better find
that fisher-lady

And pronto!

Tasha:
(whistling)

Hold on,
did you hear that?

Both:
fisher-lady?

Pablo:
I thought I heard her.

Tyrone:
copy that.
Me too.

Tasha:
(whistling)

Tyrone:
that way!

(Whistling)

Tyrone:
there she is!

She's heading right for
the straits of disaster!

And the storm
is blowing in!

Uh oh.
That's not good.

It certainly isn't.

Rescue three,
prepare to save the day!

(Thunder rumbles)

(Boat whirs)

This looks like
the perfect place.

And I'm gonna
catch a whopper

If it's the last thing
I do!

(Whistling
"pop goes the weasel")

(Rain trickles)

Pablo:
there she is.

We've gotta get her
out of this storm!

We need to get
closer.

Rescue three,

Prepare to launch
the rescue raft!

Copy that,
rescue one!

Tyrone and pablo:
launching rescue raft!

(Engine roars)

(Whistling)

Pablo:
ahoy there!

Ahoy!

Oh, for goodness sakes.

You again?!

Pablo:
ahoy there,
fisher-lady!

Prepare to be
rescued!

How many times
do I have to tell you?

I don't want
to be rescued!

Now excuse me,

I have a fish
to catch!

(Raft pops and air hisses out)

Um, rescue one?

Yes, rescue three?

Time to freak out,
rescue one?

I think so, yes.

Both:
aaaaaaaahhhh!

Mayday! Mayday!

We're sinking!

Call for help!

Both:
help!

Tasha:
oh, for goodness sakes!

Get in my boat!

Oh.

Copy that!

Tyrone and pablo:
phew!

Uh oh.

Pablo:
* you know when you get
that sinking feeling *

Tyrone and tasha:
* uh-huh, uh-huh

* Like your head's
on the floor *

* And your feet
on the ceiling *

Pablo and tasha:
* uh-huh, uh-huh

* We can yell
for help *

* 'Till our foreheads
perspire *

* But the boat
gets lower *

* And the water
gets higher *

All:
* uh oh,
there's a problem *

* Uh oh,
I think we're stuck *

* Uh oh,
we're in trouble *

* Uh oh,
we're out of luck *

* Uh oh,
uh oh, uh oh *

* Uh oh,
uh oh, uh oh *

* You know
when you think *

* You don't know
where you're going *

* Uh-huh, uh-huh

* There's rain,
there's thunder *

* And a thick fog
is growing *

* Uh-huh, uh-huh

* I can try
to look farther *

* And try
to fly quicker *

* But the rain
gets harder *

* And the fog
gets thicker *

* Uh oh,
there's a problem *

* Uh oh,
can't find my way *

* Uh oh,
I'm in trouble *

* Uh oh,
what else to say *

* Uh oh,
uh oh, uh oh *

* Uh oh,
uh oh, uh oh *

All:
* uh oh,
there's a problem *

* Uh oh,
we're gonna sink *

* Uh oh,
we're in trouble *

* Uh oh,
no time to think *

* Uh oh,
uh oh, uh oh *

* Uh oh,
uh oh, uh oh *

* Uh oh,
uh oh, uh oh *

* Uh oh!

Mayday! Mayday!

Rescue two,
can you read me?

Uniqua:
I read you,
rescue one!

Loud and clear.

(Helicopter whirs)

Rescue two,
it's good to see you!

Uniqua:
good to see you too,

But we've got
a problem.

I can't get down there

And you can't
get up here.

All:
uh oh.

She's right.

We can't reach
that helicopter.

What can we do?

I'll tell you
what you can do.

You can prepare
to be rescued!

I haven't caught
a whopper,

But watch me catch
a chopper!

(Reel cranks)

Tasha:
now hold on!

Tasha:
yeah!

Tyrone and pablo:
all right! Woo hoo!

(Helicopter whirs)

Nice helicopter rescue,
rescue two.

Uniqua:
roger that,
rescue three.

Nice rescue raft rescue,

Rescue one
and rescue three.

Tyrone:
copy that,
rescue two.

And fisher-lady,

That was one excellent
anchor rescue.

Yeah, copy that!

And roger that,
too!

Oh, well,
I'm glad I could help.

(Sighs)

But I still haven't
caught a whopper.

(Splashing sounds)

Tasha:
(gasps)

That certainly
is convenient.

A whopper!

I caught a whopper!

She's a beauty,
isn't she?

Nice to meet you,
little fishy.

Now back to the sea
you go.

(Water splashes)

Tyrone:
(stomach rumbles)

Rescue team,

There's only one thing
left to do.

It's time for a snack!

Uniqua:
copy that,
rescue one!

Tyrone:
why don't you
come to my house

For some sushi?

Yeah!

Sounds great!

Uniqua:
okay!

Let's go!

Tyrone:
copy that.

All:
(giggle)

Uniqua:
rescue two,
over?

Tasha:
I caught a whopper!

All:
(giggle)

Tyrone:
that was a wonderful
rescue adventure,

Don't you think?

It sure was.

Uh-huh!

* We've got
the whole wide world *

* In our yard to explore

* Now it's time for us
to have a snack *

* Meet you next time
when we're back *

* With your friends
the backyardigans *

Uniqua:
see ya!

Tyrone:
see you next time!

Tasha and pablo:
later!

Tyrone:
rescue one,
over and out.