02x21 - Getting a sh*t: You Can Do It!

[bunniefuu]

]] Hey, scientists. It's me--
sid. My grandma's a nurse, so,

She's giving me and my friends
a sh*t. So, my friends and I

Are going to discover that when
you think like a scientist,

Getting a vaccination is a
really good thing.

]] Hey, is this thing on?

Heh heh.

]] ♪ Hey, sid, what do you say?

What you want to learn today?

]] I want to know why
things happen and how and I

Want to know everything
now--oh, yeah!

How does this thing work?

Why does that stuff change?

How does that do what it just
did?

Hmm.

What's up with the sky?

Do you think I could fly?

The world is spinning and I
want to know why

I got a lot of questions
and big ideas

I'm sid the science kid ♪
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]] [Humming] oh, hi. It's me--
sid. And I've got the most

Amazing, super-duper news in the
whole world. Today, my grandma

Is coming to school. How cool is
that? Hee hee hee.

♪ Grandma's coming to
school today ♪

[Imitating drums]
pshhh.

♪ She's the best grandma
in the world ♪

[Imitating electric guitar]
blam. Yeah, thank you, audience.

Woohoo! Oh, I forgot to tell you
why grandma's coming to school.

Well, my grandma's a nurse, so
she's giving me and my friends

A sh*t. It's because our moms
and dads want us to get a flu

Vatishmation. Or something like
that. Anyway, I know my grandma

Loves me, so there must be a
good reason for getting a sh*t,

Because hey, sh*ts kind of hurt.

So, I just gotta know: why do I
have to get a sh*t?

["sh*t" echoing]
]] sid, breakfast time.

]] Ooh. Ha ha. Breakfast tiiime!

Hey, good morning, mom. Morning,
dad.

]] Morning, sid.

]] So, today is a really,
really, really special day.

♪ Grandma's coming to school
today ♪

]] [Imitating drums]
[laughter]

]] Hey, mom, what's that thing
called when you get a sh*t?

]] You mean a vaccination?

]] Oh. Yeah, that's it. Um,
well, I'm not so sure I want a

Vaccination. Hey, maybe I don't
even need one.

]] Sid, sweetie, your dad and I
love you, and we think getting a

Vaccination is the best way
to stay healthy, so you don't

Catch the flu virus.

]] A flu walrus?

]] Ha. No, it's a flu virus.

]] Oh.

]] See, a virus is something
that can make you sick.

Remember last winter I had the
flu virus? Yeah, I had a fever,

And all day long, I went
[ahchoo]

And I also went [coughing]
and I felt all [speaking

Gibberish] ha ha. Ah. Boy, I
wish I'd gotten the flu

Vaccination. Then maybe I
wouldn't have gotten so sick.

]] And, lucky for you, today,
grandma's going to give you a

Vaccination for the new
flu virus.

]] Oh. So, all I have to do
to stay healthy is get a

Vaccination?

]] Well, a vaccination is a
great way to stay healthy, but

You also need to sneeze into
your elbow or use a tissue

And throw it away.

]] Mm.

]] And, most important...

]] What?

]] Wash your hands with soap
and water.

]] Wash your hands with
soap and water.

]] [Laughter]
]] and here at home, we could

Probably do a little extra
cleaning, to get rid of germs.

What do you think, mort?

]] Hey, great idea, alice.

I'm on it. Ok, where are all
the places we touch?

]] I know what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna eat breakfast so I can
go to school and see grandma.

♪ I love my mom
]] uh-huh

]] My mom is cool
]] uh-huh

]] But now it's time
for having fun in school

Yeah ♪
[laughs]

]] Hi!

]] ♪ I'm looking for my friends
I'm looking for you

There's gabriella ♪
]] ♪ watch what I can do ♪

Yeah! Uh-huh!

Ready, set, go!

]] Wow!

♪ I'm looking for my friends
I'm looking for you

Hey, there's gerald ♪
]] yeah! Check out my moves!

Ha-ha!

Yeah!

I'm a rock star!

Gerald in the house!

]] Cool!

♪ I'm looking for my friends
I'm looking for you

Hey, there's may ♪
]] may I show you how I groove?

♪ All right, ooh
so cool ♪

]] Groovy!

]] ♪ We're looking
for our friends

We're looking for you
hey, there's sid ♪

]] Did you hear the one about
the kid who wanted to know

Everything about everything?

]] That's you!

]] ♪ You got me ♪
]] [laughter]

]] ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪
]] yeah!

♪ We're looking for our friends
and look who we found

We found each other
friends! ♪

[Laughter]
]] and now it's time for the

Sid survey.

Hello. I'm sid, roving
reporter with today's survey.

The question--have you ever
had a sh*t?

And maybe you've had a sh*t,
too. Let's go get some answers!

[Humming] hi, gabriella.

]] Hello.

]] Ooh, that's a really nice
giraffe.

]] Oh, thank you.

]] I have a question. Have you
ever had a sh*t?

]] Yes. I got a sh*t last year,
and so did my big brother.

]] Oh.

]] Then we got two stickers
each.

]] Two stickers? Wow. I love
stickers.

]] Me, too.

]] Ha ha. Hey, gerald.

]] Runaway train!

]] Oh, no! You're way off the
tracks, buddy. Hee hee hee hee.

]] I'm coming in for a landing.

]] Yikes! Uh, oh.

]] I hit a giraffe.

]] [Laughter]
]] hey, gerald, have you ever

Had a sh*t?

]] Yes, I have. Oh, and my dad
had one, too. Hey, sid, my dad

Told me a joke to make me
feel better.

]] Ooh, can I hear it?

]] Ok. Why do chickens
sit on their eggs?

]] I don't know. Why do
chickens sit on their eggs?

]] Because they don't have
chairs!

]] [Laughter]
]] that's a good one. Ha ha.

Because they don't have chairs.

That's funny. Oh, hi, may.

]] Hi, sid.

]] I have a question.

]] Um, ok.

]] Have you ever had a sh*t?

]] A sh*t? Sure. I've had one.

[Giggles] no big deal. You know
who else had a sh*t?

]] Who?

]] My cat moo shu, at the vet.

You know what she thought about
getting a sh*t?

]] What?

]] "Meow meow-meow." [Giggles]
]] hmm?

]] That means "no big deal."

]] Oh. Well, you and moo shu
are cool.

]] Thank you.

]] Welcome.

]] [Giggles]
]] and now the results of my

Survey. May and her cat have had
sh*ts. Gerald and his dad have

Had sh*ts. Gabriella and her big
brother have had sh*ts. And

Maybe you know someone who's
had a sh*t, too. Maybe it's you.

And there you have it. I am sid,
roving reporter and sh*t expert.

]] Everybody, rug time.

]] Ooh, that's teacher susie.

]] And remember to wash
your hands.

]] Oh, right. We gotta
wash our hands.

]] Oh, ok.

Hey, guys, wait a second. Um,
I think my laces might be

Stuck in the pedal.

]] ♪ A, b, c, d, e, f, g
h, i, j, k... ♪

]] Ooh. Yeah, come on.

There. Uh.

]] ♪ Q, r, s, t, u, v, w... ♪
]] Whoa! Whoa!

]] Ah, great.

]] [Grunting] yes!

]] All done.

]] All right.

]] I am free!

]] ♪ It's rug time
come on in!

Rug time
take a seat

Rug time
]] we're ready

]] Everybody move your feet
rug time

]] Teacher susie
]] good times on the way

Rug time, come on in
we've got a lot to learn today ♪

]] [Humming]

Hi.

]] Uh, gerald, did you remember
to wash your hands before

Coming into the classroom?

]] Oh! No, I forgot!

]] [Laughter]
]] ok. All washed.

]] Gerald, did you remember
to use soap?

]] Oh, I forgot that, too. Ha.

]] [Laughter]
[water running, shuts off]

]] Ok. All soaped up. Ha ha.

]] Gerald, did you remember to
dry your hands with a

Paper towel?

]] Yes, I did.

]] And did you remember to throw
that paper towel into the

Trash can?

]] No, I left it on the sink.

]] [Laughter]
]] ahh. Ok, now I'm really

Ready.

]] Great, gerald. Oh, and I
think sid's ready, too.

]] Uh-huh.

]] Sid, would you like to
introduce our special guest

Today?

]] I sure would. Ha ha ha.

Ladies and gentlemen, our
special guest today likes to

Scuba dive and hang glide, and
she gives the best hugs in the

Whole world and she's a nurse
and she's my grandma!

]] [All talking at once]
]] sid's grandma. Welcome.

]] Hello, hello, hello.

Ha ha ha. Oh, oh, looky here.

Oh, oh, and you look like a
nice young man. So, what's

Your name?

]] Well--grandma!

]] Oh, it's my sid. Hey, kiddo.

]] Hey.

]] Sid's grandma, are you really
a nurse?

]] Oh, you betcha, kiddo. I've
been a nurse for years.

]] Hey, what's the coolest
band-aid you've ever seen?

]] Oh, I brought it with me
today. It's a band-aid with a

Picture of a bear wearing a
cowboy hat. Ha ha.

]] Oh, wow.

]] If you're a nurse, does that
mean you give sh*ts?

]] Oh, you're talking about a
vaccination sh*t. I sure do,

May.

]] And that's exactly why sid's
grandma's here. Remember I sent

Home a note to your parents
asking about a flu vaccination?

]] Yes.

]] Well, they all gave
permission, and today's the day.

]] Oh, I forgot. I--i'm not sure
I want a sh*t.

]] Oh. Well, I know, sh*ts hurt
a little, but I have to use a

Needle because it's the best way
to get that vaccination into

Your body.

]] Oh. The vaccination goes
into your body?

]] Oh, it sure does, kiddo.

The vaccination protects your
body so the bad, old flu virus

Won't make you sick. I got my
vaccination last month, and now

I'm as healthy as can be.

[Laughs]
]] wait. The vaccination

Protects us? How does it
do that?

]] Oh, you're all asking great
questions, and I know getting a

sh*t doesn't seem like fun. But
when you think like a scientist,

Getting a vaccination's actually
a really good thing.

So, let's see. Do I have any
scientists here?

]] Ooh, me! Me!

]] [All talking at once]
]] ok, scientists. Let's take a

Look at what really happens
when you get a vaccination.

]] What's that stuff
inside the needle?

]] Well, that's the vaccination.

It's medicine that helps your
body make antibodies.

]] Antibodies?

]] Yes. Antibodies in your body
fight the virus and protect you,

So you won't get sick. That
means you're immune.

]] Oh, I wanna be immune.

]] Yeah, I wanna be immune.

]] Ah, that's great. Now that
you're all thinking like

Scientists, I think you're ready
for your vaccinations. So let's

All go to the...

]] Oh, I know. To the
super fab lab.

]] Yeah! To the super fab lab!

]] [Giggling]

]] Super fab lab!

Investigate!

Explore! Discover!

Ah!

]] ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
[humming] all right, kiddos,

Let's form a line right here.

Susie, you too.

]] Teacher susie?

]] Well, the flu can spread
pretty fast around the school,

So I need a vaccination, too.

]] And you know what? The flu
can spread pretty fast around

The whole town. So, by getting a
vaccination today, you're

Helping to keep yourself healthy
and the whole town.

How about that?

]] Pretty cool.

]] Ok. Any volunteers
to go first?

]] I'm ready.

]] Okey-dokey. Here's the
vaccination. I have one for each

Of you.

]] Oh. Well, wait. Actually,
I'm not ready.

]] Well, I know something that
will make getting a sh*t much

Easier. A song.

]] Yay!

]] ♪ Hey, kids
we're ready to roll

Stopping that virus, that's our
goal, so come on, everybody

We're getting the sh*t
it might hurt a little bit

]] Just a little bit
]] but it's gonna help a whole

Lot, ha ha ha
]] this vaccination is a

Great opportunity
]] yes, it is, yes, it is

]] To do something for yourself
and your community

]] Yes, it is, yes, it is
]] the virus won't spread if we

Don't let it
]] so roll up your sleeves

And come and get it
]] if I don't get the virus

I won't give it to you
]] if you don't give it to me

I won't give it to her
]] if I don't get it from her

I won't give it to them
]] that's true!

]] If I don't get the virus
I won't give it to you

]] Hey, kids, we're ready
to roll

Stopping that virus
that's our goal

So, come on, everybody
we're getting the sh*t

It might hurt a little bit
]] just a little bit

]] But it's gonna help a
whole lot

]] Yeah
]] hey, kids, I'm ready to roll

Stopping that virus
that's my goal

So, come on, everybody
we're gettin' a sh*t

It might hurt a little bit
]] just a little bit ♪

]] Ouch.

♪ But it's gonna help a lot ♪
ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

Well, that wasn't so bad.

]] Oh, I'm so proud of you,
gerald.

]] Thanks, sid's grandma.

Hey, hey, guys, look at my
band-aid.

]] Whoa.

]] Ooh, that's cool. Hey,
grandma, I'll go next.

]] That's my boy. Ha ha ha.

]] Hey, you're a scientist,
and you think like a scientist.

When you sing our song, I bet
you can do this, too.

]] Ok, it's time to get the new
flu vaccination. First, a nurse

Will wash her hands with soap
and water. Then, she'll clean

Your arm with rubbing alcohol.

And now you're ready for your
vaccination.

Good job.

Some of you will get a
vaccination that looks like

This. There's no needle--it's a
spray that goes into your nose.

Ready? Big sniff. And now one
more. You did it! If you do get

A sh*t, it might hurt a little,
but it will help you stay

Healthy for a long time.

And remember, when you get your
vaccination, you can sing

This song.

♪ Hey, kids,
we're ready to roll

Stopping that virus, that's our
goal, so come on, everybody

We're getting the sh*t
it might hurt a little bit

But it's gonna help a whole
lot ♪

You did it!

Soon your body will start
making antibodies to protect

You from the flu virus, and then
you'll be immune.

Way to go, scientists.

]] [Humming] all righty, kiddos.

I'm off to the other classrooms
to give more vaccinations.

]] Oh, hey, grandma, you can
teach them your new song.

]] Oh, good idea, sid. I will.

Ha ha ha. Bye-bye, now.

]] Bye, grandma!

]] Bye-bye!

]] Well, now that you've all
gotten your sh*ts and your

Band-aids...

]] Yup.

]] I hereby declare that you're
all vaccination experts.

]] Yay!

]] And I think it's time to go
play with all your new ideas.

]] [Cheering]

]] [Laughter]
]] let's play pretend.

]] Ok.

]] Me and sid and may
will be antibodies.

]] Yes.

]] I am an antibody!

]] And--and gerald, you're going
to be a flu virus.

]] Um, do viruses wear
chef's hats?

]] They do now. Ok, let's play.

]] Get the grapefruit hat.

]] You're a yucky, yucky virus,
and you're trying to make a body

Sick.

]] Ok. Watch out, body.

[Growling]
I'm making a body sick.

I'm making a body sick.

[Growling]
]] oh, no, you don't, mr. Virus.

This body just got a
vaccination, and it made me.

I'm an antibody, and I'm here
to stop you.

]] Well, you're just one
antibody, and I'm a big, tough

Virus. You can't stop me.

[Growling]
]] yes, I can. This body

Is immune. It has
lots of antibodies.

]] I'm an antibody.

]] Me, too!

]] Oh.

]] Hi-yah.

]] Ha-yoosh.

]] Hi...hee hee hee hee.

]] Let's get that virus!

]] Let's go!

]] Yay!

]] Oh, no! Oh, no!

The antibodies are getting me!

This body's immune! Ha ha ha ha.

]] Get out of here, virus. Go!

]] We did it! Our work here
is done.

]] Uh, can I come back now?

]] No!

]] Ok. Ha ha ha. You're funny.

Ha ha ha.

]] [Humming]
]] and now...

]] It's time...

]] For susie...

]] To...clean?

]] Mm-hmm. That's right. I'm
cleaning all our toys and

Counters to get rid of
any viruses.

]] Hey, my dad's cleaning our
house to get rid of germs.

Is that the same thing?

]] It sure is. A virus is a kind
of germ, and germs can travel

Around on all the things
we touch.

]] Hmm.

]] Hey, maybe this germ can tell
you how he gets around town.

Ha ha.

♪ I was minding my own business
living in robert's nose

I'm just a teeny, tiny germ
here's how my story goes

I'm always ready to travel
though my trips are never

Planned
it was time to hit the road when

Robert sneezed into his hand
so, here comes his old

Buddy bill
his handshake was so firm

I climbed aboard his hand
and went on my journey of a germ

]] Now, bill, he needed milk and
eggs, so he walked

Into the store
]] he left me on the doorknob

When he opened up the door
]] karina touched the door and

Said, "hello" to mr. Sands
they chatted by the vegetables

She forgot to wash her hands
]] my name is sheldon sherman

Most people call me sherm
I was traveling with karina

On my journey of a germ
]] hand to hand

]] Hand to hand
]] hand to hand

]] Hand to hand
]] that's the way I travel

]] Karina bought a ticket and
she hopped onto the train

The conductor shook her hand and
said, "enjoy our ride to maine"

]] We got off in bangor
we were happy to arrive

]] The conductor met the mayor
and gave him a big high-five

]] The mayor shook hands with a
senator running for a

Second term
]] and he shook hands with a

Majorette on my journey
of a germ

]] The majorette was at a
football game, her baton had

Hardly twirled
]] I'd given her a cold and

Traveled halfway round the world
]] she sneezed into her elbow

I thought I was gonna cry
she washed her hands--no--

]] Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye
bye-bye ♪

]] See you later, germ.

Ha ha ha.

]] Here you go, sid.

]] Ho ho! Do I hear some
singing in here?

]] Sid's grandma!

]] Hey, scientists, before we go
home, I think we should thank

Sid's grandma for joining
us today.

]] Oh, yeah, thank you, grandma.

]] Thank you, sid's grandma.

]] Oh, you're quite welcome.

You're all a lot of fun.

Thanks for having me.

]] Ok, everyone. Time to go
home.

]] [Cheering]
]] come on, sid. Let's roll.

]] Ok.

]] Bye, sid.

]] Bye.

]] See you later.

]] ♪ Do, do-do... ♪
]] Woohoo! Ha ha ha.

]] [Humming]
♪ backseat driving with grandma

Yeah
mm-mm-mm ♪

Hey, grandma, remember how
susie was cleaning

The classroom?

]] I sure do. She was getting
rid of germs. Oh, and that

Reminds me--did I ever tell you
that when I was in school,

I learned about the scientist
who discovered that washing

Hands helps to stop germs from
spreading around. He was one

Smart cookie. Ha ha ha. And his
name was ignaz semmelweis.

]] What? Igna--who?

]] Yes. That's his real name.

And he was a real scientist.

For years after I learned about
him, I couldn't so much as wash

My hands without thinking of
good, old ignaz semmelweis--

Ha ha ha ha--and how he helped
people be healthier. That's

Right. Thanks to him, we know
that washing hands helps you

Not catch a cold. Thanks, ignaz.

]] [Laughter]
]] oh, yeah, he's a really cool

Scientists.

]] Yes, he is, and you can grow
up to be a really cool

Scientist, too.

]] Yeah. Maybe I will. Hmm.

I have the best grandma
in the whole world.

[Tires screech]
♪ I learned something cool

Something cool today
I know it upside down

And inside out
I learned all about... ♪

]] Ha ha ha ha.

]] ♪ Vaccinations ♪
hee hee hee.

Vaccinated scientist
in the house!

[Recorded applause]
mom! Mom, mom! Guess what.

I got my vaccination from
grandma today.

]] Oh, sweetie, I'm so
proud of you.

]] Yup. Oh, and sid was a real
brave boy.

]] Ha ha.

]] [Robot voice] dad the clean
machine entering the kitchen.

Beep boop.

Greetings to all.

Boop boop.

Ha ha, hey, sid.

Did you get a vaccination today?

]] Yeah, I sure did. Grandma
taught us a song, and it made

Getting a sh*t super easy.

]] Hey, go, grandma, go!

]] Thanks. [Giggles]
]] you know what? While you were

In school, we all got
vaccinations at the doctor.

Even little zekey.

]] Little zekey.

]] That's great, zeke. Now your
body can make antibodies to

Fight a virus so you won't get
sick. You'll be immune.

]] Wow.

]] Yeah.

]] Sid, I'm impressed.

You're quite the vaccination
expert.

]] I'm a vaccination expert,
and I'm also going to stay

Healthy.

]] Well, let's make sure we all
stay healthy. Who wants to help

Me clean all the places we touch
to get rid of the germs?

]] I do!

]] All right. Then you're all
part of the...

[Robot voice] dad clean machine.

Beep boop. Tell me what to
clean. Boop.

]] [Robot voice] must clean
refrigerator door.

]] [Robot voice] cleaning door
now.

]] [Robot voice] must clean
cabinet handle.

]] [Robot voice] cleaning
cabinet handle.

]] [Robot voice] must clean
under zeke's highchair.

Zeke wipes his drool there.

]] [Robot voice] cleaning
highchair. Boop, boop-boop.

]] [Robot voice] the phone.

Lots of germs on the phone.

]] [Robot voice] must clean
phone.

]] [Robot voice] yes, must clean
phone. Phone extra germy.

Oh, hi. I'm about to give all my
stuffed animals a vaccination.

You first, albert.

"No, sid. I don't want a
vaccination."

It's ok, albert.

It only hurts for a little bit,
and then you stay healthy

For a long time.

"Ok."

Here you go.

"Oh, thanks for making me feel
better, sid."

You're welcome, albert. Ha ha.

Don't forget--when you think
like a scientist, getting a

Vaccination is a really good
thing. And I always think like a

Scientist because I am sid
the science kid.

["Science kid" echoing]
and remember, keep asking lots

And lots of questions. See you
later, scientists. Ok, now it's

Vaccination time for everybody.

You first, ignaz. Now you,
josie. Hmm hmm.

]] Investigate, explore,
discover!

Wow!

]] Hey, I know how to
investigate, explore, and

Discover.

And I bet you do, too. Ha ha.

Investigate.

That's when you
want to find stuff out.

Explore.

That's when you look at
things in the world around you.

Discover.

That's when you investigate and
explore and you

Find out something new.

♪ ♪