02x08 - The Play Date Problem/The Blabberwocky Problem

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peg + Cat". Aired: October 7, 2013 - April 23, 2018.*
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02x08 - The Play Date Problem/The Blabberwocky Problem

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♪♪ One, two,
a one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

- (kids): ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, come on, let's go ♪

- (kids): ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey! What do you know? ♪

- (kids): ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ?
- (kids): Ten! ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two,
na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you,
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- (kids): ♪ Peg Plus Cat! ♪♪
- Woo-hoo!

- "The Play Date Problem."

Yaaaaa!

- OK, so, right here, today,
at the Three Bears' house,

we're about to make
play date history!

♪♪♪

I'm Peg, he's Cat, and we're
about to bring together...

- For the first time ever...

- The totally amazing
sax-playing Three Bears!

♪♪♪
And the incredibly awesome

musical genius
Ludwig van Beethoven!

- ♪ We can't wait to play
with Ludwig van Bay ♪
- Thoven.

- That sounds like him.

♪♪♪

Bears, Beethoven.

Beethoven, Bears.
- Allo!

- ♪ Come on in.
- Beethoven ♪

- ♪ So the play date can begin ♪

- Ugh!
- Beethoven can't get his piano

into the house.
- That thing is
too wide for our door.

- We've got a big problem.

- No, no, no, no.
Is no problem,

because the door is
a rectangle

and the piano has rectangles
on every side.

Rectangle, rectangle,
rectangle.

And I am very good
at working with rectangles.

They are
my favorite shape.

So, to fit this rectangle
through that one,

I will flip it
like this.

(Beethoven grunting with effort)
- Rectangle!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Ludwig.

A much easier way to get
the piano in would be
to turn it sideways,

'cause this smaller rectangle
will fit right through.

- That Peg.

- She'll always know
the way to go.

- And so...
- ♪ Problem solved ♪

♪ The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
problem solved ♪

Who's ready to jam?

- (all): I am.

- Give us a b*at, Peg.
Count to four like this.

ONE, two, THREE, four,
ONE, two, THREE, four.

- ONE, two, THREE, four,
love this pat-tern.

- What's a pat-tern?
- Something you repeat.

Over and over.

- ONE, two, THREE, four,
ONE, two, THREE, four.

- ONE, two, THREE, four,
ONE, two--

- Everybody!
- ONE, two, THREE, four,

ONE, two, THREE, four,
ONE, two, THREE, four,

ONE, two, THREE, four.

- Alrighty!

- How come you bears
didn't play along?

- Well, it's a fine tune
and all...

- Thank you.
- But it's just not...

I don't know.
- It's not cool!
It doesn't swing!

- I like my little tune.
- The b*at's all wrong.

That's what's
messing you up, Ludwig.

- It's that "LOUD, soft,
LOUD, soft" pattern.

- Soft, LOUD, soft, LOUD
is the way to go.

- You got it backwards,
B man.

- Peg, give us a b*at
with two and four loud.

Like one, TWO, three, FOUR.

- One, TWO, three, FOUR.
- You got it, girl?

- One, TWO, three, FOUR.
- One, TWO, three, FOUR.

One, TWO, three, FOUR.
- Piano solo!

- One, TWO, three, FOUR.
One, TWO, three, FOUR.

One. Oh, yeah!

- That was... nice.

- Thanks.
- But was kind of...

for me, a little too,
uh... not good.

- Really?
- That cockamamie b*at makes
your music a great big mess!

- Does it?
- When the b*at is
ONE, two, THREE, four,

you can march with pride.
- Yeah!

- But when it's
one, TWO, three, FOUR,

you can groove and slide.
- Oh, yeah!

- Could you guys play
to his b*at?

- Uh, no, thanks.
- Could you play
to their b*at?

- I don't think so.

- If I can't get my friends
to play together,

this will be the worst
play date ever!

We've got
a really big problem!

♪♪♪
- Oh, no, like this!

♪♪♪
- We got a problem all right.

- OK, well, we don't have to
play music to have a great
play date.

- (bears): No music?
- No music?

- Why play music when
we could... um...

eat! Yes,

everybody likes
to eat food, right?

- Oh, yeah.
- Got that right.

- Ja! Ja!
- Is lunch about ready,

Mama Bear?
- Serve it up, Baby Bear.

- Here it comes.
The Three Bears'

famous hot porridge!
- You got any wurst?

- The Bear's porridge is
really tasty, Ludwig.
Give it a try.

- Ow!

- You won't burn your mouth
if you use the perfect

porridge-eating pattern.
Tell it, Papa Bear.

- First, blow softly
to cool the porridge down.

Then eat it loud. Mmm.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

- (all): Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
- No, no, no, no, no!

Soft, LOUD, soft, LOUD,
this is no way to eat!

Da, DA, da, DA!
You'll get seasick
and get a stomach ache!

- Really.
- You need to blow loud

then eat soft.
BLOW, eat, BLOW, eat.

- But you can't blow loud
on your food, Ludwig, or--

- Sure I can. Watch.
ONE, two, THREE, eat.

- Ah, ah, ah!

- Yo, B, your porridge eating
pattern is all wrong!

- And downright dangerous.
- You're supposed to

cool it down,
not blow it all around.

- Perhaps eating porridge is
not my specialty.

- Hey, I know a game we could
play that everybody loves,

and everybody becomes besties
when we play together.

It's Get Down!

- ♪ Get down, get down ♪

- ♪ The craziest game in town ♪

- ♪ You twist like this
- And you twist like this ♪

- ♪ You wind up on the ground ♪
Ow.

- ♪ Everybody loves Get Down ♪

- I knew you guys would
totally get along.

- Oh, the fun we have
on that rectangle.

- Actually,
the mat is a square, see?

- I see a rectangle, and I am
a rectangle expert, so...

- Bears know squares.
- And that there: square.

- Well, at least we can all
agree it's not a circle, right?

Um, we could settle
this whole thing in two seconds

by going to the site
that has all the answers.

Ask Ramone.
Hey, digital Ramone.

Is the Get Down mat
a square,

or a rectangle?
- Both rectangles and squares

have four sides
that go straight up and down

and straight across.

But a square is
a special rectangle,

in which all four sides are
the same length.

The four sides of the mat are
the same length,

so it's a square.
- (Papa Bear): Wahoo!

- (Mama Bear): All right.
- (Baby Bear): Oh, yeah!

- But since every square is
a special rectangle,

the mat is
also a rectangle.

- Go, Ludwig! Go, Ludwig!

- Thanks, digital Ramone!

- I do what I can.

- All four of you were right,
so it's...

- Time to get down!

- Beethoven was not right.
He said the mat's not a square.

- Well--
- Uh-uh-uh. You said

it's not a rectangle.
- Did NOT.

- Did TOO!
- Did NOT!
- Please don't argue like that.

- Peg's right. You shouldn't
argue soft, LOUD, soft, LOUD.

Is much better to argue
LOUD, soft, my way!

- Our WAY!
- MY way!
- They can't even agree

how to argue!
- I'm going.

- Are not.
- Take this with you.

- I thought my friends would
get along. They can't even

get together for one song!
Everything's gone wrong.

- Hm! So long!
- I am totally freaking out!

(whistle blown)
- Cat's right.

We should all
just calm down,

as I take a deep breath and
count to four a couple times.

One, TWO, three, FOUR,
one, TWO, three, FOUR.

That's it, you snappy genius!
- Huh?

- You snapped
one, TWO, three, FOUR -

the Bears' b*at -
to Beethoven's melody.

To save this play date,
we gotta combine

Beethoven's super tune
with the Bears' coolest b*at.

- That's crazy talk, Peg!
- I don't see it.

- I don't hear it.
- I don't wanna hear it.

- When you're having
a play date, you can't always
do things totally your own way.

You gotta put what you like
together with what somebody
else likes.

Take a risk,
try something new,

mix is all up,
and just go with it. Got it?

- Sounds cool.
- Okie doke.

- Count it off, Cat.
- One, TWO, three, FOUR.

♪♪♪
("Ode to Joy" melody)

- Beethoven's tune is
totally fitting

with the Bears' b*at.

All my friends are
playing together!

♪ It's not the worst
play date ever ♪

In fact, this play date
is super cool.

♪♪ One, two, three, four,
soft, loud, soft, loud ♪

♪ That's the way
a cool b*at goes ♪

♪ If that pattern is your b*at ♪

♪ You'll move your feet
and tap your toes ♪

♪ If to swing is
just the thing ♪

♪ That makes you sing and sway,
oh, then ♪

♪ You will love this b*at
so sweet ♪

♪ And melody by Beethoven ♪

- ♪ Oh, let's not stop
- Let's never stop ♪

- ♪ If we take it even faster
we can bop until we drop ♪

- One, two,
a one, two, three, four.

- ♪ One, two, three, four,
soft, loud, soft, loud ♪

♪ When you choose a b*at
you make ♪

♪ You control the way
that folks ♪

♪ Will step and slide
and twist and shake ♪

♪ They are moving,
so they are grooving ♪

♪ Proving with each step
they throw in ♪

♪ It's so sweet,
this jazzy b*at ♪

♪ And melody by Beethoven ♪

- ♪ I'm really feelin'
it's so appealin' ♪

♪ The way a pattern has me
reeling, who knew counting
up to four could me soar ♪

♪ Who knew the score that was
a chore could turn to one
that I adore ♪

♪ I'm sure I'm knowing'
how this is goin' ♪

♪ That we are blowin' so hot,
because Beethoven is cool ♪

♪ It seems to me no cooler dude
than Luddy B ♪

♪ He's my composer,
none cooler, no, sir ♪

♪ Let's take his notes
and skedaddle away ♪

(scatting)

(scatting)

(scatting)

(scatting)

- ♪ I say Beethoven
- Hey, Beethoven ♪

- ♪ Say, Beethoven
- Hey, Beethoven ♪

- ♪ Say, Beethoven
- Hey, Beethoven ♪

- ♪ I say, Beethoven
- Let's start slowin' ♪

- ♪ Swing it slow, men
- Bring it home, then ♪

- ♪ If to swing is
just the thing ♪

♪ That makes you sing
and sway, oh, then ♪

♪ You will love
this b*at so sweet ♪

- ♪ No b*at can compete
with this swinging-est b*at ♪

♪ I think it's so neat
that I'm tapping my feet ♪

- ♪ We all love this b*at
so sweet ♪

♪ And melody by Beethoven ♪

- Anybody up for some porridge?
- Now you're talking.

- ♪ Yeah
- Oh, yeah ♪

- ♪ All right ♪♪

We got so carried away
with the music,

we never sang
the "problem solved" song!

(Cat gasps.)
- Hurry!

- ♪ Problem solved,
the problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem
- So everything is awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪
- Ja!

(laughing)
(sighing)

- ♪ We're splashing
in the bathro♪

- ♪♪ One, two,
a one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg Plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

- (kids): ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, come on, let's go ♪

- (kids): ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey! What do you know? ♪

- (kids): ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ?
- (kids): Ten! ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two,
na na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you,
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg Plus
- Cat ♪

- (kids): ♪ Peg Plus Cat! ♪♪
(both laughing)

- (Ramone): "The Blabberwocky
Problem."

Hey! Give me back my door!

It is I, Peg the Bold!

And brave Sir Cat!

Those that fear us call us

the Knights of the Round Table!

- Those that laugh at us
call us that too.

- Because we totally
love going...

- ♪ Around and around
and around and around ♪

♪ And around and around
and around and around ♪

♪ And around and around
and around and around ♪

♪ The Round Table ♪
- (voices): Help!

- Sounds like
someone in distress!

- Someone with lotsa voices!
- Help!

- A high voice.
- Help!

- A low voice.
- Help!

- And a funny voice!
- (voices): Help!

- Why are you drawing,
Your Boldness?

- Because, brave pal, drawing
helps me figure things out.

- Like who's calling us?
Or... or what's calling us?

- Maybe those voices belong
to a beast with three heads!

- MayBE!

- (voices): Help!
- It's coming from the river!

- (high voice): Help!

- Show yourself,
you three-headed beast

who is now only calling
with one head!

- (high voice): Help!
- You are right, Sir Cat.

It's only calling
with one voice now.

So maybe the three-headed
beast is really...
- (voices): Help!

- ...three separate creatures!
- Whoa!

- Mermaid, Dragon,
and Toad.

- Knights of the Round Table,
my emerald pyramids have
been stolen!

- Those cool shapes
with triangles coming
together in a point,

stolen? Who would do
such an evil deed?

- As the thief
hurried away,

I got a glimpse of a yellow
pyramid flying away sideways!

- My two favorite purple spheres
were stolen!

- Any idea who stole
those precious,

perfectly round shapes?

- I thought I saw this
really big yellow ball
floating away with 'em.

- Yeah, well,
I got a real problem:

my blue cubes were stolen!

- Squares
on every side, right.

- I turned and saw this huge
yellow cube sneakin' 'em

into the forest.
- Oh, knights so wise.

Do you have any idea who the
three shape stealers could be?

- Hm... No.
- No idea.

- Then we've got
a big problem!

- But we can figure it out
with the help of a drawing.

- Here she goes!

- You each saw someone yellow
taking your shapes.

So what if it isn't three
different creatures, but one?

- How could one beast be part
pyramid, part sphere,
and part cube?

- If it looks
like this!

Pyramid, sphere, and cube.
Could this be the beast?

- It could be!
- It might be!

- It definitely be!
(All gasp.)

- It's got my pyramids!
- My spheres!
- My cubes!

- We found the beast
that stole your shapes!

And so...

♪ Problem solved,
the problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
problem solved ♪

- You let the beast get away?
- We couldn't just find him?
- No!

- We have to get back
your shapes too?
- Yes!

- It's never enough
for you people!

- Uh, what Sir Cat means is:
then get back your shapes
we shall!

- Yay!

- The beast went
into the forest.

- Near our Round Table?
- Fear not, Sir Cat.

Pyramids, spheres, and cubes
are solid shapes.

A circle like our table
is a flat shape.

The beast has
no need for--

(They gasp.)
- Our round table!

The monster's hunger for shapes
has no limit!

- Our table has no top!

- Without the round table,
we're...

- (both): The Knights
of No Table!

- We've got
a really big problem!

- What shall we do
now that we have no table?

- I have no idea,
and no table.

- Wizard Ramone!

- ♪♪ I know the beast
who makes you moan ♪

♪ The weirdest creature
ever known ♪

♪ He'll rip the heel
right off your sock ♪

- Square.

- ♪ A crate right off the dock ♪

- Cube.
- ♪ The worm right off a rock ♪

- Cylinder.
- ♪ The dreaded Blabberwock ♪

- ♪ The dreaded Blabberwock ♪

- His name is
the Blabberwocky.

But he's also called
the Blabberwock for short.

♪ I've seen this monster
once before ♪

♪ When from my hut
he stole the door ♪

- Rectangle.
- ♪ Now all can
see me in my jommies ♪

♪ My friends, my aunts,
my two grandmommies ♪

(Cat laughing)

♪ He'll grab the key
right from your locky ♪

- Triangle.
- ♪ The cover off your clocky ♪

- Rectangle.
- ♪ The spots
right off your smocky ♪

- Circles!

- ♪ The naughty Blabberwocky ♪

♪ The naughty Blabberwocky ♪

- ♪ He's taken spheres
and pyramids ♪

♪ Every cube
that he could get ♪

- ♪ A circle
- And a rectangle ♪

- ♪ But not one triangle
- Not yet ♪

- ♪ The castle's filled
with triangles ♪

- ♪ The creature's
heading there no doubt ♪

♪ I'll drop you off
to face the beast ♪

♪ I'd help, but that thing
creeps me out! ♪

♪ He'll swipe the puck
right from your hockey ♪

- (both): Circle.

- ♪ The house right off
your blocky ♪

- (both): Cube.

- ♪ The hickery dickery
from your docky ♪

- I have no idea
what that means.
- No idea!

- ♪ He'll startle,
scare, and shock ye ♪

- ♪ The dreaded very naughty
Blabberwocky! ♪♪

- Thanks for dropping us off
at the castle, Ramone!

- I do what I can.
And then I fly away!

- The beast has struck?
- Yeah!

- Not a trace
of triangles remains,

except the chain
on which they hung.

(pig crying)

- ♪ I miss their sides,
one, two, three ♪

♪ I miss the way
they looked on me ♪

- (Cat): Oh-ho-ho, sheesh!

- Without his triangles,
our poor king seems naked.

- And really
out of shape!

Ahaha! Get it? Ahh!

- The chain has wrapped
around your foot, Sir Cat.

- Uh, why does the chain
keep moving?

- Maybe because it's
a battery-powered toy?

- No batteries.
- Then the other end

of the chain must have gotten
caught on the foot of...

- The Bla-ah-ah-ah!

- No, not the Blaaaaa.
The Blabberwocky!

So we could follow the beast
by clinging to the chain.

- (Peg and Cat): Ahhhhh!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

- The chain is lost!
- And found!

- There's the other end
of the chain,

but no Blabberwocky.

He got away! Say something!
- Something!

- WHOA!

The Blabberwocky has
a giant sculpture.

- Of a chicken.

- ♪ Cheep cheep chuh-cheep cheep
cheep cheep cheep ♪

- Uh, Cat? Is the Blabberwocky
doing... the chicken dance?

- Ah! Weirdest.
Beast. Ever!

- The Blabberwocky's cooling off
in the lake. Now's our chance!

- ♪ Deedle deedle deddle dee ♪

- Our chance to look
for the stolen shapes.

- Oh, right!

- The Blabberwocky must have
them around here somewhere,

right?
- Definitely!

- Where else could he have
left them?

- Nowhere!
- I found cans of paint!

- And a lotta teeeeny
paintbrushes.

- But the missing shapes aren't
in the bushes or behind
the sculpture.

- I really miss my pyramids!
- My spheres!

- My cubes!
- My door!

- Our round table!
- ♪ My triangles! ♪

- Everybody's missing
their something,

but we can't find
anybody's anything!

I am totally freaking out!

(Cat blows a whistle.)
- Cat's right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.

Five, four, three,

two, one...
- Ow!

- That's it, you genius knight!
- Hmm?

- This is one of the mermaid's
emerald pyramids, painted over.

The Blabberwocky must have made
the sculpture using all
the stolen shapes.

- My cubes?
- My spheres?

- My pyramids?
- My door?

- ♪ My triangles? ♪
- Ooh!

- And our round table!
They should all be up
there somewhere.

- But where?
- I shall draw the sculpture

to figure out how all our shapes
fit into the big picture.

These sharp shapes on the top
are pyramids.

The eyes look like spheres.

The legs could be made of cubes.

This design around the back is
made from triangles.

So is its beak.
- Yay!

- Oh, boy, oh, boy!
- Very nice.

- ♪ Woo-hoo! ♪
- The chicken's chest has room

for a really big rectangle.
- My door!

- And the big round head
just might be...
- Ooh!

Our Round Table!

- So by drawing to figure things
out, we got back

everybody's stuff!
- Math really saved our--

- ♪ Around and around
and around and around ♪

♪ And around and around
and around and around ♪

♪ And around and around
and around and around
the Round Table ♪

- And so...
- ♪ Problem solved ♪

- ♪ The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ The knights solved
the problem ♪

- ♪ So everything is awesome
- Problem solved ♪

- It's the chickens!

Did you see a really big
monster just now?

- How could you not have
seen the monster?

He was right where you
just came from!

- Looks like the Blabberwocky
has escaped!

- That beast might return?

- If he does, the Knights of the
Round Table will stop him by...

- Tripping him?
- Trapping him?
- Tickling him?

- ♪♪ We've got a trick so
powerful we use it every day ♪

♪ It helps with any monster
or whatever's in our way ♪

♪ When trouble rears its scary
head we don't turn and depart ♪

♪ We find the nearest paper
and make a little art ♪

♪ We draw!
- They draw ♪

- ♪ Take pencil, stick,
or crayon in hand ♪

- ♪ Or paw
- We draw what we are thinking ♪

- ♪ What we need
- What we saw ♪

- ♪ We draw draw draw
draw draw ♪

- ♪ What if the beast's
approaching? ♪

- ♪ And he trapped us
in the woods ♪

- ♪ No more runnin
no more hiding ♪

- ♪ Oh, our shapes are gone
for good ♪

- ♪ She doodles as she ponders
how to save us one and all ♪

- ♪ No need to fear the beast
when we're behind
a mighty wall ♪

- ♪ We draw
- They draw ♪

- ♪ Take paint or chalk
or marker and hand
- Or claw! ♪

- ♪ We scribble a solution ♪

- ♪ And keep our fans in awe ♪
- Awwww!

- ♪ If we draw draw
draw draw draw ♪

- ♪ If the monster has
a ladder ♪

- ♪ We can draw and solve
the matter ♪

- ♪ If he's really good
at jumpin' ♪

- ♪ We can doodle-oodle
somethin' ♪

- ♪ If the monster has
a w*apon ♪

- ♪ Scribble something
he can step in ♪

- ♪ If he just keeps trying ♪

- ♪ We can send
the big guy flying ♪

- ♪ Draw and draw
and never cease ♪

- ♪ A problem-solving
masterpiece ♪

- ♪ We'll be safe from that
shape-stealing outlaw ♪

- ♪ If we draw draw draw
draw draw ♪♪

- That Blabberwocky was
so weird.

- I know!
- The way he stole

all those shapes
to make a giant chicken.

Then stood next to it
and did the chicken dance!

- When you're next to
a giant chicken,

you HAVE to do
the chicken dance.

- You do not HAVE to do
the chicken dance.

- See this giant chicken I drew?
- ♪ Deedle deedle deedle dee ♪

♪ Deedle deedle deedle dee ♪
I'm doing the chicken dance!

- ♪ Deedle deedle deedle dee,
deedle deedle deedle dee ♪

(laughing)
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