04x03 - The Groovy Sixties Problem/Bad Jack is Back

[bunniefuu]

♪

One, two.
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪♪

♪♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, come on, let's go ♪

- ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa, what comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best
We are two, na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you,
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus
- Ca-at!

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
(laughing)

(electric guitar music)

- The groovy sixties problem!

♪♪♪

- So I'm Peg, this is Cat,
and today we're at a farm...

- That is not like
other farms...

- 'Cause it belongs to...

my grandmom and granddad!

- Peg and Cat! Get 'em
some love beads, Marvin.

- Feel the love, you guys.

- Happy Birthday, Granddad!

- This shirt is so groovy!

- Huh, what now?
- Groovy means great,

fun, colorful.

- Cool!
- That too!

- It says " " 'cause
you're turning years old.

- Man, I love the sixties.

- My groovy grandparents
are all about the sixties.

- ♪♪ Numbers all around
- Numbers all around ♪

- ♪ But there are ten that shine
- There are ten that shine ♪

- ♪ They start at
- And they start at ♪

- ♪ And they end at
- End at ♪

- ♪ They may not be
your favorite ♪

- ♪ May not be your favorite ♪

- ♪ But you know they're mine
- You know they're mine ♪

- ♪ Singing 'bout the sixties
- Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ On a groovy number line
- Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah ♪

- Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

- ♪ Picture some numbers ♪

♪ That flow like a ribbon ♪

♪ With tangerine digits ♪

♪ That count up by tens ♪

♪ , ♪

♪ , a ♪

♪ And ♪

♪ The is there at the end ♪

- Peg in the sky with numbers.

- ♪ Singing 'bout the sixties ♪

♪ With a groovy number line ♪♪

(Granddad yawning)

- I'm catching
some sleepy vibes.

- Time for Granddad's nap.

- Groovy dreams!

- I planned this super,
groovy surprise for Granddad,

but I need your help
setting it up.

Shall we get movin'?
- And groovin'!

- When Granddad wakes up,

we'll have this hill decorated
just for him.

We'll cover it
with all the numbers

in the sixties. We'll put

this heart in a tree.
It stands for love.

- It's very groovily shaped.

- We'll set up
these smile sculptures too.

- It all looks awesome,
Grandmom!

- But the biggest,
grooviest part is

this huge peace sign

we're gonna set up
all across the hill.

- Cool!
- Whoa!

- The circle will be shirts.

The line down the middle

will be sets of love beads.

And this upside down "V"

will be made of flowers.

We don't have long till Granddad
gets up. Think we can do it?

- I say, let's give
peace a chance!

- I'll get the shirts and beads;

you set up the number cards
from to .

- Wait, Cat! Do you know
how to count in the sixties?

- Count in the sixties?
I'm a cat!

- I can count by tens
to get to ,

but I have no idea what to do
when I get there!

This is a BIG PROBLEM!

That's it, you groovy cat!

Counting in the sixties is easy
as one two three.

You just count from one to nine,
but with a six in front.

- And so...

♪♪ Problem solved
- , , ♪

- ♪ The problem is solved
- , , ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem
- , , ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪♪

- The sixties are looking super.

And our heart's
in the right place,

So let's start in
on the peace sign!

- ♪♪ How many shirts
must a cat place down ♪

♪ Before the circle is done? ♪

- It takes shirts
to go all the way around.

These'll help us keep track
of how many we've put down.

- ♪ We can do it, my friends ♪

♪ Counting by tens ♪

- ♪ We can do it
counting by tens ♪♪

- There are ten shirts
in every pack,

so it goes...
- ♪♪ , , , ♪

♪
- ♪

- ♪ , ♪

- ♪ , ♪

- We're right back
where we started!

- Which is what you want
with a circle.

- Now for that line
down the middle.

- ♪ How many beads
must a girl place down ♪

♪ Before the line
looks just right? ♪

- We'll need sets to reach
all the way down.

- ♪ We can do it, my friends ♪

♪ Counting by tens ♪

- ♪ We can do it
counting by tens ♪

- Here comes some ten-packs.

- ♪ , , , ♪

♪
- ♪

- ♪ , ♪

♪ , ♪

- ♪ , ♪

♪ , ♪

- We're nowhere near
where we started.

- Which is what you want
with a long line.

- Let's spread flowers
down here and we're done!

- Flower power!

- ♪ We'll do it, my friends ♪

♪ Counting by tens ♪

- ♪ , , , ♪

♪ , ♪

- ♪ We did it
counting by tens ♪♪

- Let's check out the scene!

- Get you, Grandmom!
- Not bad for , right?

- WHOA-HO!

- Out of sight, isn't it?

- Um, isn't there something
ungroovy about that peace sign?

- (gasping): The peace sign
is missing a piece!

This is a really bad scene!

- (Peg and Cat): Huh?
- A really big problem.

- Oh! Got it!
- Oh-oh! How did these shirts

get over here?
- T-shirts don't just fly off

by themselves.
- Don't they?

- Coo! Coo!
- That dove

was trying to take the shirts.

- Lucky for us,
they were too big for him.

- , ,

...
- ...

- ! The shirt is down!

- And the circle is complete!

- But now the line
down the middle isn't!

- Did some beads
fly away too?!

- Yes! Ow!
- Give us back our beads, dove!

- Got some beads!

- Ho! Ho! Got some beads!

- Got a boo boo.

And some beads.

- So starting at --

- I call the easy part.

♪♪ Sixty
- One ♪

- ♪ Sixty
- Two ♪

- ♪ Sixty
- Three ♪

- ♪ Sixty
- Four ♪

- ♪ Sixty
- Five ♪

- ♪ Sixty-six
- Sixty-seven ♪

- ♪ Sixty-eight ♪
Woo hoo!

- (Peg and Grandmom): NOOOOOO!

- Where have all
the flowers gone?!

- They've gone to the sixties!

- They're passing .
- And !

- They're turning!
- They've gone past !

- (Cat): And into a tree!
- I can't reach the flowers,

even on a smile!

- I can't reach
on a pile of smiles!

WHOA-HO!
- Maybe we can get up there,

if we turn
those smiles upside down

and pile 'em up...
- Into a rainbow!

- Perfect for climbing!
- To the flowers!

- (doves): Coo, coo!
- Let go, birds!

- They're not yours!
- They're ours!

- They're blowing in the wind!

- So, like, where's the pizza?
- The teens?!

- We saw your big pizza sign!
- Without the flowers,

it's just a circle
with a line through it.

- Our peace sign is nothing
but a pizza sign!

- So like...
- There's no pizza? Laters.

(Granddad yawning)

- Granddad finished his nap!

- And we don't have
any peace sign!

- (girls):
I am TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

- Cat's right.
We should count backwards

from to , and mellow out.

- (girls): , ,

, ,

...

- You did it again,
you heart-flipping genius!

- Huh?
- This upside-down heart

just might be...
- I sure hope it is...

- (girls): A groovy fit!
- Groovitude!

- Our peace sign is
a peace and love sign!

- So by knowing how to fit
shapes together

into bigger shapes...
- And counting in the sixties...

- We've made Granddad
the coolest present ever!

- Math is groovy.

- Which means...
(electric guitar playing)

Ramone?!
- I hired Ramone

to play some funky
sixties tunes for Granddad.

- And so...

- ♪ Problem solved,
the problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem ♪

- ♪ Coo coo coo coo coo cooooo ♪

- ♪ That means I'm sorry
in dove talk ♪

- ♪ Peace and love to everyone
- We totally forgive you ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪♪

- Far out!
- Granddad?

- (together): Happy birthday!

- Peace, love, joy,

groovy tunes, everything I love

made by the people I love.

- (Peg): And look what the doves
are making.

- (Cat): !
- So beautiful.

- So, like, why do you like
the sixties so much?

- ♪♪ She wonders why ♪

♪ I'm just a sixties guy ♪

♪ Gimme a curly six,
a super groovy six ♪

♪ One single digit
at the start ♪

- ♪ With a zero right beside it,
that six just cannot hide it ♪

- ♪ It's a work of art
- Gonna top the chart ♪

- ♪ Gonna rock
your groovy heart ♪

♪ 'Cause it's a
- ♪

- ♪ Lift these
- Gift these ♪

- ♪ Cooler than the fifties,
the sixties ♪

- I still like the teens.

- But the sixties are
totally cool too! Check it out!

♪ When I want some groovy fun,
I count my way to ♪

- ♪ By ,
I'm grooving even more ♪

- ♪ And it sets my spirit free
when I get to ♪

- ♪ And I love
the purple haze of ♪

- ♪ I feel alive at ♪

♪ You know I wanna drive
on the route to ♪

♪ Right up the line ♪

- ♪ is like heaven
is super great ♪

- ♪ And there's only
one more sign, must be ♪

- ♪ And that's the sixties ♪

- ♪ The sixties ♪

♪♪♪

- ♪ The sixties
- The sixties ♪

- ♪ They're lovey
- Not shovey ♪

- ♪ They're oh so lovey-dovey
- The sixties ♪

♪ The sixties
- They move me ♪

- ♪ They're really groovy
- The sixties ♪♪

- The sixties!
- Coo! Coo! Coo! Coo!

- What do you think we'll be
doing when we're in our sixties?

- Pretty much
what we're doing now.

- Really?!
- Check it out.

Grandmom? See?
We're in our sixties

and we're doing the same thing!
- Ha! Ha! Ha!

- She brought in
all that stuff for one joke!

- Grandmom rocks.
(all laughing)

(all sighing contentedly)

One, two.
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪♪

♪♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, come on, let's go ♪

- ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa, what comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best
We are two, na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you,
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus
- Ca-at!

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
(laughing)

(Peg and Cat gasping)

- Bad Jack--
- Is back!

(both gasping)

(eagle screaming)
(western-style music)

(coyote howling)

- The wild, wild west.
Usually, it's quiet as a cactus.

- Yippee!
- Yeehaa!

- But today,
they're celebrating.

Mac's giving
free stagecoach rides.

Viv and Connie
are giving out frontier food.

- Pork and beans! Mmmm!

- The Goat is doing
card tricks.

There's gonna be a parade
led by town drum major Ramone.

And all in honor of...

- ♪ Peg and Cat
- They saved the town ♪

- ♪ They b*at Bad Jack
in a tickling showdown ♪

- ♪ They chased
that bad Bad Jack away ♪

- ♪ And so we're honoring ♪

- ♪ Them today ♪

- Pick any two cards
that add up to ten,

and I'll make 'em disappear
in a puff of smoke!

- I got a four, Cat.

Now you pick a number that goes
with four to make ten.

- Five! Huh? No puff of smoke.

- They didn't disappear
because four plus five

doesn't equal ten.
- Any chance you could show me

what you mean
using random foodstuff?

- Well, let's see.
Four pickles plus five more

is one, two, three, four...

five, six, seven,
eight, nine pickles.

You need one more pickle
to get to ten.

So instead of five, you need
to pick a six to make
the magic happen.

- That one.
- So I've got a four...

- And I got a... six!

- Four plus six equals ten!

- And the cards disappeared.
- Whoa-ho-ho!

(whistle)
- Parade time!

(drumming music)

Everybody in position?

- All one...
- Two.

- Three.
- Four.

- Five.
- Six.

- Reben!
- Eight.

- Nine.
- Ten of us!

Forward, march!
(parade music)

- ♪ Oh, we're marching
down the-- ♪

OOOF!

- We can't march down the road
with this big trough in the way.

- So we can't have a parade?!
(Richard crying)

- We've got a--
- (all): Big problem!

- To solve this problem...
map time!

- Finally!
(Cat snoring)

(lullaby playing)

- Not nap time, Cat; map time!

A map is a picture
that shows where things are.

- This trough is for horses
to drink from.

The map says it should be
near here, where horses stay.

It shouldn't be
in the middle of the road!

- If we move the trough
where it belongs...

- We can march
right down the road!

- And have our parade!

- And so...

- ♪ Problem solved,
the problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem ♪

- Uh oh! Bad Jack is back!
(Cat gasps.)

- (Mac): With Bad John, Bad Jim,

and Bad Jill!

- (mermaid): And their big,
nasty six feathers!

- We've got a--
- (all): REALLY...

BIG...
- Problem!

- Help!
- Run!

- ♪♪ No, you can't get away
from the six feather ♪

(laughing)
- ♪ It's the perfect shape ♪

♪ To tickle, tickle forever ♪
(laughing)

- ♪ A great big six
makes them cry ♪

- ♪ Please stop ♪
(laughing)

- ♪ 'Cause it's round
on the bottom and long on top ♪

(laughter)
- ♪ We're the Bad Jack g*ng ♪

- ♪ And we're doing our thing
- Gonna tickle your belly ♪

- ♪ Till you jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle like jelly ♪

- You're gonna
tickle us again?!

- Oh, the humanity!

- ♪ Well, the Bad Jack g*ng
is widely feared ♪

- ♪ We all got the same voice
which is downright weird ♪

- ♪ Our great big six
will make you cry ♪

- ♪ Please stop ♪

- ♪ 'Cause it's round
on the bottom ♪

- ♪ And long on top ♪♪

- To the saloon!

(piano music)

We got to leave this town.
- Oh my, yes!

- Sure do!
- Oh yeah!

- You can't let
those bad guys chase you away

from your home sweet home.

- Or your pickles,
sweet pickles!

- We're tired
of living in fear, Peg.

- Let's take a vote.

Who thinks we should leave town?

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

And who wants to stand up to
the bad guys? One, two, three.

- Did everybody vote?
- Seven plus three

equals all ten of us.
So that's everybody.

And since seven
is more than three,

more of us want to leave
than want to stay.

So I guess we're leaving town.

- To leave town,
we need to get

from the saloon,
past the three pickle barrels,

to the train station.
- (Peg): Let's go!

- But how will we get there
without being tickled?

- Let's hide behind
that tumbleweed!

- We can't fit behind
a tumbleweed, Cat.

- Silly Cat!
- So silly!

- That Cat is silly!
- He doesn't know things!

- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Uh, the other tumbleweed.

- Smart Cat!
- So right.

- That Cat is smart!
- He knows things!

- I'm definitely not laughing!
- If Peg and Cat

keep an eye on the map,
I'll steer the tumbleweed!

- We need to pass
three pickle barrels.

- That-a-way!
♪♪♪

One, two, three!

- So the train should be...

- There, right behind Bad Jill!
- Rad Grill?!

- Back to the saloon!

- Bad Jack's right there!
(mermaid gasping)

- Bad Jill is right there!
- We're trapped!

- The map shows a space
where we could hide

between the inn and the saloon.

- There's the inn.
- There's the saloon,

and here's the space
between them!

♪♪♪
(people panting)

- The map says behind
these buildings is a river.

Let's go!
(people panting)

- There's a river all right!

- And a boat
we can sail away in!

- No one can stop us now!

- Except that man
who's sailing this way!

- Whoa-oh!

- That's no ordinary man,
Connie.

It's the amazingly great,
super-famous leader

George Washington!
- Ah ah!

- Did you hear that
the town's in trouble
and rush to our rescue?

- I cannot tell a lie, Peg.
I was crossing the Delaware

and took a wrong turn
at Hackensack.

- Oh, I hate it
when that happens!

- The town's
in trouble, you say?

So you're fleeing in fear
instead of standing up

for your homes, your pride

and your right to live
free of tickling?

- Yes, yes, and yes.

- We'd like to stand up
to Bad Jack's g*ng...

- But our bellies
are so ticklish!

- And their sixes
are so "tickley"!

- ♪♪ You say you fear
their feathers ♪

♪ Well, put aside your fear ♪

♪ For I have better feathers ♪

♪ I always keep them near ♪

♪ With them I'm well protected ♪

♪ In battles, duels, and wars ♪

♪ They aren't shaped
like sixes ♪

♪ Oh no, they're shaped
like fours ♪

♪ Four feather, four feather ♪

♪ The feather that's for me ♪

♪ Four feather, four feather ♪

♪ Sturdy, strong and free ♪

♪ Four feather, four feather ♪

♪ The feather I adore ♪

♪ In any weather,
there's no better feather ♪

♪ Than the feather
shaped like a four ♪

- ♪ There's a long line here
for a handle ♪

- ♪ And a line straight across
in the middle ♪

- ♪ And from that line
- Another line so fine ♪

- ♪ Standing tall
and ready to tickle ♪

- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

- ♪ Four feather
- Four feather ♪

- ♪ The feather we adore
- For sure ♪

- ♪ In any weather
- There's no better feather ♪

- ♪ Than the feather
shaped like a four ♪♪

- ♪♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Who's gonna make
the bad guys run? ♪

- ♪ We will
with George Washington ♪

- ♪ Who's gonna tickle them
for real? ♪

- ♪ Tickle, tickle, tickle
until they squeal ♪♪

- Stop! If we tickle
the Bad Jack g*ng

till they leave town,
they'll just come back
and tickle us again!

Can't you see? Tickling
only leads to more tickling,

and more tickling,
and more tickling!

All this senseless tickling
has got me sick

and tired
and totally freaking out!

- Cat's right. You should count
backwards from four

and calm down.

- Four, three,

two, one!

That's it, you amazing,
card-trick-loving Cat!

- Huh?
- Goat.

- The name's Scoby. Ben Scoby.

But yes, I am a goat.

- You can make two cards
that add up to ten disappear.

Can you make two feathers that
add up to ten disappear?

- Don't see why not.
- Four and six add up
to ten, right, George?

- ♪ Add four cherries
to this six-cherry pack ♪

♪ That's one, two,
three, four, five ♪

♪ Six, seven, eight, nine,
ten cherries, Jack ♪

♪ With a hey
johnny nonny doodle ho ♪

- ♪ Doodle ho ♪

- So since four
plus six equals ten,

if I stand up to a member
of Bad Jack's g*ng

with my four feather, and he--
- Or she...

- Draws his six feather--
- Or her six feather...

- And you do your magic,
both feathers will disappear!

Oh, man!
- Or woman!

- When all the feathers
have disappeared,

there'll be no more
tickling in the wild west!

(cheering)

So by knowing how to use maps
and add up to ten,

we're about to make
the wild west safe.

- Math can really protect
your pickles.

- And so...

- ♪♪ Problem solved,
the problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem
- So everything is awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪♪
- Let the showdown

to end all showdowns begin!

- ♪♪ I'm standing up to evil,
facing big Bad Jill ♪

- ♪ She's holding up
her feather ♪

- I can't look!
♪ But I will ♪

- (Connie):
♪ Their feathers are together ♪

- ♪ Please work
your magic, Ben ♪

- (Connie):
♪ The feathers disappeared ♪

- ♪ 'Cause four plus six
is ten ♪

- ♪ We two
shall stand together ♪

♪ To face Bad Jim and John ♪

♪ My feather's up and ready ♪

- ♪ My feather's up and gone ♪
(Peg gasps.)

- ♪ Take my feather, friend
- He's the greatest of all men ♪

- Or women.

- (Viv):
♪ The feathers disappeared ♪

- ♪ 'Cause four plus six
is ten ♪

- ♪ Now all eyes are on Peggy ♪

- ♪ It's down to her and Jack ♪

- (Viv): ♪ He twirls his feather
- (Mac): Down it goes ♪

- (Mermaid):
♪ He got his feather back ♪

- (Richard): ♪ She brings
her feather up to his ♪

- ♪ No poof? Why, Ben?
- Mo boof? ♪

- ♪ Bad Jack's six
flipped upside down ♪

♪ Now it's a nine ♪

- ♪ And four plus nine's
not ten ♪

- ♪ Bad Jack is on the move ♪

- ♪ Coming towards her
with his nine ♪

- (Ramone): ♪ She's ripping up
her feather ♪

- (Mac): ♪ Leaving just a line ♪

- ♪ Peg's feather is a one now ♪

- ♪ Oh doodle, Peg's the best ♪

- ♪ Nine plus one more's ten
which equals ♪

- ♪ Peace
in the wild wild west ♪

- ♪ Let's all have pickles ♪♪

- Stuff can't really just
disappear, so what's the trick?

- You throw a little ball
that makes smoke, right?

So nobody sees you
take the cards.

- But where do you put 'em?

- Yeah, where are you hiding
all the cards and feathers?

- Magician never tells.

- Well, only one way
to find out.

- I'll be the six!
- I'll be the four.

- (Peg): Whoa! We really did
disappear into thin air!

- (Cat): How do you like that!
(Peg and Cat laughing)

(Peg and Cat sighing happily)
- Now what?

♪♪♪