01x05 - Ye Olde Colonial Episode

[bunniefuu]

♪ Dooby-do, de, duh

♪ Buh-dooby, do, dah...

Hi. Thanks
to my new power strip,

I can do my laundry, my nails,
my fur, listen to music, and...

Your guacamole, Ruff.

Have guacamole brought
to me by a droid,

all at the same time.

Ooh! And I can watch TV.

[ beep, electrical sizzling]Uh-oh. I blew a fuse.

How will I host my show?

Or get more guacamole?! No.

[ panting]:
Don't panic, Ruff.

[ panting]:
Candles. Yes.

[ metal clanging]Ooh! Ow! Aah!

Ooh![ glass breaking]

Ooh, that sounded expensive.

Ooh!

Oh, this is kind of nice.

I feel like
I'm in the th century.

Oh! Wait a minute!

Henry, hey...

Oh, did I wake you?

Oh, I'm sorry. Well, listen,
I got a great idea.

A time machine.

I'm going to send the Fetchers
back to the Colonial days

to experience life
in the th century.

Now, listen, all I need is
about $ million tops

for a prototype.

I'm going to...[ dial tone]

Uh, hello. Henry?

Your guacamole, Ruff.

Not now, Droid.
I'm thinking.

Your guacamole, Ruff.

[ barking beeps]

RUFF:
♪ Life was missing
its mystique ♪

♪

♪ My squeaky toys
had lost their squeak. ♪

And then, out of the blue,
I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it,
thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract
back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm,
a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH!♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants,
all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on
the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show
and its name is... ♪

♪ FETCH!♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪ With Ruff Ruffman.♪

Somebody want to tell me
why we got cats singing?

Funding for Fetch with Ruff
Ruffman has been provided by

The National Science Foundation

where discovers begin

Dedicated to strengthening
America's future

through education.

And here cometh
the contestants now.

She desireth a radio scanner
for her birthday.

Julia.

Yea and verily a -gigabyte
hard drive is what he wanted.

Noah.

Forsooth, he has ardor
for science class.

Khalil.

Extra cheese is most
comely pizza to Taylor.

He findeth the dentist
malodorous.

Brian.

Even though she adoreth cats,

no feline shaped incubi
from the netherworld

will steal most fortune
of Anna.

Let us peruse the scoring
to date.

In fifth place
with points, Taylor.

Tied for fourth
with , Brian and Noah.

In third place
with points, Khalil.

In second,
with an even points, Julia.

And in first place,
the lovely Anna

with points.

Hey, ho, there,

goody contestants,

and welcome
to Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman,

the reality show where

we disport ourselves
for amusement and prizes.

Methinks you're looking well.

[ th century
classical music plays]

Uh, what's with the music

in there?

Like the old days.Yeah.

What? What, what, what, you say?

What... What's
with the accent?

Okay, let's cut
the accent.

What accent, Goody Julia?

Well, I was
detecting

a hint of Medieval English.

Oh, no. All right,
all right, I've...

I-I can't do this
all day. It's...

It's th Century talk.

That's, uh, not quite,
uh, Medieval.

It's th Century.

I try, I try.

All right, today's challenge
is going to be

a little different, guys.

Okay.

You see the empty box
in front of you to your left?

Yeah. What is that?Then do you see

the barrel to your right?What is that?

The box to your left
is where I want you to put

all your belongings

that are in modern-day time.

Oh, goodness.

Anything that you would not

find in, oh, .

[ groans]

[ all talking]

Put them all in the box.

See you later, Gameboy.

Bye, cell phone.
Into the box.

I'll return them
if I can't sell them for money.

[ laughter]

So,

the whiskey barrel
to your right.

Noah,

I want you to go
to the barrel and open it.

Go, Noah.Hurry up.

[ indistinct talking]

Let's go, Noah.

What's in it?

Oh.

Hats.Hats.

All right, everyone gets
a th-century outfit.

Your name is on your outfit,

so let's not get confused.

Don't break anything.

Oh, that's
a cool hat.

Whoa.

What's this?

All the boys
look so fly.

Okay, guys,
here's the deal.

Today you're going
to go back in time

to the year .

Oh, my goodness.

Where you guys are going
to break up into two teams--

boys versus girls.

Your first challenge will be
to find Resolved White.

What's Resolved White?Anyone know
what Resolved White is?

No.No idea.

You don't know?Is it a band?

None of you?

It's not a band,

but you guys are going
to find out what it is.

So...

Noah, Taylor, Khalil, Julia,
Brian and Anna,

I'm going to miss you guys.

TAYLOR & BRIAN:
I'm going to miss
you, too, Ruff.

All the details

are in the mailbox.

Now go fetch.

Yeah, Brian.

Let's go.

Let's buy a cell phone.Whoo!

Well, as you know, I asked Henry
for a time machine

that would have sent
these kids back no problem,

but I was turned down.

I had no other choice

but to rework some of the wiring
in the Fetch

to create my own time machine.

Let's hope it works.
Otherwise, we have no show.

All right. Three, two...

Ooh!

Well, here we are-- .

It's not very fancy.

Oh, these houses are shabby.

Not a lot of street signs,
either.

Gee, as a matter of fact,

there's not much traffic
at all.

Look at the clothing
these people are wearing.

[ chuckles]:
Wouldn't catch J-Lo
in one of these.

I hope this was a good idea.

Now the kids are looking
for Resolved White.

What's Resolved White, anyway?

Do you know
what Resolved White is?

Do I know what
Resolved White is?

Yeah.

Go back in the garden

over here
and ask Priscilla Alden.

Do you know
what Resolved White is?

Perhaps you should look
over there.

RUFF:
What is Resolved White?

Do you know
what Resolved
White is?

RUFF:
Resolved White?

Resolved White?Yeah.

Resolved White is a boy.

He's a boy.Oh...

Ask Goody Gunderson
over here.Thanks a lot.

If you ask Goodwife Gunderson,

in that garden there,
she may know.

I think the best person at the
plantation to ask is probably

Mistress Winslow.Thank you.

RUFF:
Mistress Winslow.

Do you know
where Resolved White is?

Indeed I do.

Resolved White
is my son.

Well, there you go--
Resolved White.

That's Mistress Winslow's son.

And I dare say,
if you look around,

you'll find him.

Okay. You guys,
let's go this way.

Are you Resolved?Are you looking for me?

We're looking for you.Yeah.

RUFF:
They find Resolved White first.

All right, .

Let's get some challenges.

I'll just give one of them
a call on their phone. Hey.

[ phones ringing]Oh, I took all their phones!

Oh, man!

How am I supposed
to give out challenges

if I can't call them?

Oh, Ruff, use your brain!

I heard you were going to
help me with some work today.

Oh, wait a minute.
What's Resolved White doing?

The first thing I
have to do today is

grind some corn.
Let's go.

Let's go, boys.

Oh, that's perfect.
That's the first challenge.

We'll have a corn-grinding
contest.

Good thinking, Ruff.

Do you know why I need flour?

To make bread?Yes. All right.

We'll see who is going
to make the most flour

in order to make bread.

The corn first has
to come off the ear, hmm? Good.

And then the corn goes
into the mortar...

RUFF:
A mortar and pestle?

Well, I guess they didn't have
blenders back then.

I just grind it with my teeth.

TAYLOR:
If I hadn't known

this was corn, I would have
thought this was Resolved White.

[ laughs]I had no idea.

Another step
we have to do is

to sift it.

These cloths are called
bolting cloths.

Put it in the cloth,
and then sift it through.

You children each will
take a mortar and pestle.

You'll have to pound corn,
bring it over to your trough,

and bolt it.Okay.

This is very exciting.

Go.

Got to have the fingers
to do this.

Yeah.

Is there something
I'm doing wrong here?

See them big
gold pieces?Yeah.

You want to grind it up
so it's very small.

See how she
has it?Yeah.

All these lads have
an up-and-down thumb...

That was hard work.

RUFF:
Seems like a lot of work

just to grind some corn.

They have so much
more flour than we do.

I don't know...

Oh, she's k*lling me.

My hands are on fire, Ruff.

All right, let's see who won.

Is this yours?

Let's see what you got.

Oh, come on, that's not flour.

That's yours?

I don't know.
What do you think?

I have to say, I want
to eat bread made of this.

Yeah, I think
the girls win.

I don't want to eat bread
made of that.

Nope. The girls win.TAYLOR:
I don't either.

RUFF:
Girls take
the second challenge!

What a curious custom.

You want to try it?RUFF:
There you go.

That's a little
colonial high-five for you.

How am I going
to dish out challenges

if I don't have
any technology to use?

Now, wait a minute.

I have technology.

I have the Fetch .

I converted it
into a time machine.

If I can send six kids,
I can send a note.

All right.

Fetch , I need
a colonial font.

[ computer beeps]Excellent.

Now to send these kids a note.

I'll send it to Uncle Winslow.

Don't forget
the coordinates, right?

They should be able
to receive it quite easily.

Well, I just received
this letter.

I... I don't know
who it's from.

TAYLOR:
"Hey, guys.

"So these are the cabins

"you'll be spending
the night in.

"As you can clearly see,
one is luxurious and fabulous.

"The other is basically empty.

"The winners of
the next challenge

"will score themselves

the finished cabin."KIDS:
Oh, awesome!

TAYLOR:
"The second-place team
will have extra work to do.

"They'll need
to clean up the cabin

"and make places to sleep on.

Good luck. From Ruff."

I know just the competition

that I need
some help with as well.

Now, around back of the house,

we have some gardens, but
they're getting pretty well dry.

I think they need
some watering.

In each of these, we have, uh...

there is an equal amount
of water.

When you put this in the water,

it comes up through here as
the air is coming out the top.

When you take this out,
if you have your thumb over it,

it keeps the water
from coming out.

And when you let go...

And when you let go,
it does come out

while the air
is coming in.

RUFF:
Well, I'd just use a hose.

Girls on that one,
and the boys on this one.

After the time is done,

whoever has
the lowest amount of water

in their, uh, kettles will win.

Ready?

Set?

Go!

RUFF:
All right,
so the challenge is off.

They have to water the garden
now with these small jugs.

She needs a top.

It needs to go back in.

Go, go, go. Run, run.You're doing it wrong.

You got to...

KHALIL:
Run, Noah, run! Run, run, run!

RUFF:
Oh, that doesn't look
like he's doing it right.

Who has the
least water?

Go, go, go, go, go.

RUFF:
That's the right way to do it--

so it looks like
it's coming out like a shower.

All right.

It's kind of fun, Ruff.
You're missing out on it.

RUFF:
That's fine by me.
I like my technology.

If your watering
pot has

holes in the bottom
and one in the top,

which way do you think

you're going to get more water
to come out of it?

All right, we're done![ bell rings]

Let's see who wins.

RUFF:
Now let's look
at the boys' bucket.

Quite a bit of water left.

And now the girls'.

WINSLOW:
I think it's pretty clear
that the girls won this one.

RUFF:
Well, that's two in a row
for the ladies.

So you'll be sleeping
in the finished house.

Yes!Good one!

And the boys
in the unfinished house.

RUFF:
Unfinished house for the boys.

TAYLOR:
It's okay, guys.

Well, the lads,
they've got to make their bed,

but you will help me
prepare our supper.

What's cooking?

Well, come.
I will show you.

I think we'd best
be making our beds...

with this sack here.

We're going to fill
it with this straw.

Okay.When that's all
well-filled,

we're going
to sew it shut.

RUFF:
Oh, they got
tomake make the beds?

Chicken or turkey?

Turkey.

Do you remember when I was
rather teasing the lads

and said, "Well, I don't know
as I want to eat bread

out of what
you've pounded here"?

I have to say,

I don't want to eat
bread made of that.

Nope. The girls win.I don't either.

What they did pound

is something
that you can cook with.

We're going to put this
in the broth.

Now, does someone
want to begin

sloughing that turkey
from the bones?

I can do that.

Do you want me to start chopping
the cucumber?

JULIA:
Ooh, that smells
really good.

WINSLOW:
First time you ever make a bed?

KHALIL:
Well, I've made
my bed before,

but I haven't
mademade my bed.

If you think you're going
to sleep on that...

It's not nearly full enough.

Put your feet in
there and get inside.

Get your whole body inside.

Do you think this is enough?

I'd say you
have most of it.

If we were at home

right now, we'd
be starting up

the microwave
or the oven.

MISTRESS:
What is that for?

It's kind of
like a cabinet

that, like, you
press a button,

and then it
gets really hot

inside the cabinet.

And it's really quick.

MISTRESS:
So you do not have
a hearth like this?

And you
do not burn wood?

JULIA:
We do, but we don't cook on it.

Do you know how
to thread a needle?

That's probably
the best way to do it.

It doesn't need
to be pretty.

It just needs
to be slept on.

Just keep going
around, yeah.

I think it's
going pretty well.

I'm having a really tough time
with this.

RUFF:
It doesn't matter, Brian.
You're wearing a cool hat.

I'm going to get the pot,
and we can cast

this turkey into it.

So it's going to be
more of, like, a soup,

almost like a stew.

Hey, Ruff, the dinner looks
pretty good.

RUFF:
Yes, it does.

Sad you're missing out on it.

RUFF:
I am. Bring me some.

This is turkey stew,
though.

It's turkey pottage.

Not-not cat.

Not cat, unfortunately.

RUFF:
Hey, I don't eat cat!

I just dislike them.

You don't eat anybody you have
a disagreement with, do you?

WINSLOW:
Perfect. We're
just about done anyhow.

RUFF:
It's actually not
a bad-looking mattress.

WINSLOW:
And here, try it out.

I'm going to try out my bed
for tonight.

Very comfy.

RUFF:
I'd take a mattress any day.

[ laughing]

Good stuff.

Good night, Ruff.

Time for dinner!

RUFF:
Yes! Dinner!

Serve yourself up some.

Could you please pass
the mussels?

And the girls did
all the cooking.

RUFF:
Why do I keep doing shows
with food in it?

This is t*rture!

MISTRESS:
Are the girls good cooks?

Yes.

I like the mussels.

I'm going to order some Chinese.

I can, because I have
all the phones.

This tastes exactly like...

exactly like what we eat
after Thanksgiving is over.

MISTRESS:
I don't understand.

Isn't Thanksgiving
a day in church?

And then you eat turkey
after that?

It's just a special day
where we give thanks.

I think you are speaking
of the very first year

that we were here...KHALIL:
Yes.

We brought in
a very good harvest.

All right,
let us be on our way.

RUFF:
Hey, after I eat a big meal,

I am out.

Can't do nothing.

Ready for bedtime.

Oh, good. They get
to go to bed, too.

Whoo! I am b*at.

What a nice house.

I know, compared to the boys,
sleeping on the floor.

On the floor,
on a straw bag.

Guys, this is our
cabin for the night.Yep.

You guys think we should move
this candle over?

No, we should sleep
against the wall.

I'll move this
over a little bit.

So many buttons
on these things.I know.

The skirts are especially hard
to unbutton.

Could somebody undo my apron?

Man, just try
to get undressed.

It takes me at home,
like, seconds.I know.

RUFF:
It takes me no time at all.It's taking, like, minutes.

I never wear clothes.
Maybe a collar.

Depends if I'm going out.

I would like my bed
a lot better than this.

Ruff, you did good,
but, you know,

nothing can compare
to our beds.

Hey, this ain't bad.

JULIA:
So, how do we brush
our teeth here?

Cloths.Cloths?

I think I'll pass for tonight.

Hey, look, you guys,
the chamber pot's ready.

Just waiting for you.Are you kidding
me, Ruff?

Seriously.

Julia...

Better than a fire hydrant,
if you ask me.Disgusting.

That looks fine to me.

I got to go on a tree.

Hold on, so where are
you sleeping, Noah?

NOAH:
I called the
middle first.

Come on, I wanted
the middle

so I could look
up at the sky.I called the middle.

Good gosh, this
is really comfy.Is it?

Peace out, Ruff.RUFF:
Yes, yes, peace out.

Good night, Ruff.

RUFF:
Good night, John Boy.Talk to you in the morning.

We'll see you
tomorrow, Ruff.

All right.

[ snores]Good night, guys.

RUFF:
I will see you
first thing in the morning,

my little colonial challengers.

[ snores]

Oh, excuse me. Was that me?

[ rooster crows]

MISTRESS:
Good morrow.

You have been abed quite late.

I pray you favor
raspberries.

GIRLS:
I love raspberries.

[ gasps]:
Ooh, raspberries.

This reminds me of cereal,
doesn't it?

All right, now,
Fetch Time Machine

has locked on the coordinates
of the breakfast table.

And now to send their challenge.

Let's see...

Nice.

Okay, excellent.

Into the Fetch , lock
on coordinates and... launch!

Ooh, yeah, right on the table!

I'm three for three!

Look at that, guys.
I think it's a note.

Oh. From Ruff?

"I hope you all had
a good night's sleep.

"Today, you guys
get to choose

"your chore for
the morning.

"You have your choice

"between cows and goats.

Have some breakfast and
then head over to the field."

Milking cows is really fun.

Let's just do cows, just
as, you know, compromise.Yeah, we'll take the goats.

RUFF:
Let's see who has
to do what, shall we?

MISTRESS:
Let's go.

[ sing-songy]:
Somebody's going

to be mad at Ruff.

[ chuckling]

Ew.

I have a feeling there's
cow doo-doo out here.Yep.

Oh! Enjoy, girls.

Scoop away.

If you find a turd,

you pick it up.

And then...Oh, God.

Oh, it smells so bad.

In the basket.

Poop basket.

Oh, gosh.

So I understand you boys
chose goats.

KHALIL:
We're going
to milk them?

[ gasps]
Nice.

Grab your turd
and let's get started.

Turd, you say.

I wouldn't normally
be doing this in a skirt.

I wouldn't normally
be doing this at all.

What are you going to use

with all this cow dung?

WHITE:
Well, we use it
for fertilizer in the garden.

Poopy, poopy, poopy.

I don't want to get
this poop on you.

I'm stepping in lots of poop.

I cannot believe that four cows
produce this much poop.

I'll get her started.

All right, who wants to try?

KHALIL:
I'll try.

BRIAN:
Khalil, how is it?

[ Khalil laughing]

Try that one, yeah.

Oh, come on.

All right,
let someone else try then.

This is a fresh one.

Hey, Ruff, we only do this
for cows, not dogs.

So don't even ask.

RUFF:
Do I ever ask?

I don't even feel
comfortable discussing

that type of business.

MISTRESS:
Can you get it?

BRIAN:
What does it feel like?[ laughing]

MISTRESS:
Squeeze at the top.

Can you feel the milk
moving up and down?

Noah, is it gross?

No.KHALIL:
Her eyes go crazy.

It's not coming out, though.

MISTRESS:
No, she's not
going to cooperate.

You got lots of milk
on my finger, though.

Oh, that's horrible.

I think you boys

are just not meant
to be milkmaids, which...

That's good because
we're not maids.

Yeah, I noticed.

But you did give it
a valiant try.

Let's take a peek over there,
see what they're doing.

Oh, they're milking them.

That's not fair.

RUFF:
Well, girls,
you chose the cows.

Not fair!

I think we're done.TAYLOR:
Okay.

Can I push it back?

JULIA:
Oh...!

What?

There was poop on it.

It's on my finger.

Well, you have to wash it.

RUFF:
Ew...!

Julia, get thee to some soap.

All right, Ruffster,
final challenge.

This will be the best one yet.

Now all I need to do
is place this letter

into the pocket
of Mistress Winslow.

Lock on coordinate,
Fetch .

And launch!

Yes!One of you know
how to read?

KIDS:
I do.You do? All of you?

Well, then, here.

I'll do it.
Thanks.

"Nice work!

"Grab the other team and head
back to your final competition.

"The first team to saw
through their log first

"and haul their wood
to the store,Oh, yes!

"wins the largest points yet.

"This is the great finale
of all the Colonial challenges.

We're so
going to win.Ruff."

We have to win this one.

All right, guys,
let's go get the girls.

Let's go.

WINSLOW:
All right, everyone,
let's go in here.

Okay.

It's the girl's saw
over here,

and the boys over here.

But before we start...

RUFF:
I bet it's a lot more work
than using a chainsaw.

Look at the size of that thing!

Ooh, be careful, kids.

You're each going to just
cut off one piece.

And that one piece,

we're going to bring
over to these wheelbarrows.

And there's some wood
aside each one.

You're going to put that
on the wheelbarrow,

go out the gate, down the lane,

to the oven.

So whoever gets
to the oven first
with all their wood wins?

With all their wood wins.

Are you ready?Yep.

Go.

RUFF:
And they're off.

KHALIL:
Don't pull so...

BRIAN:
Keep going, guys, keep going.

RUFF:
Girls don't seem to be making
too big of a dent.

Whoa.

And the boys have
their piece sawed first.

The girls are still
right behind.

Now the boys are stacking
the wood in the wheelbarrow.

The competition is stiff.

This is going to be
an Olympic event.

[ straining]

KHALIL:
Make sure it stays.

Go, go, go, go!

TAYLOR:
Almost there, guys.

You're doing great.

Okay, there we go.
Got it, got it.

RUFF:
There we go, there's a piece.

The boys are heading
down the lane.

The girls are starting
to stack the wood!

Who knew could be
so exciting?

When you get
to the barrel?

Yep, right over there.

Yeah!

[ cheering]

Oh, they already won, guys.

And the girls are casually
strolling down the lane.

Now, the girls know they've
been beaten, but they still

make it all the way to the end
and unload their wood.

ANNA:
Yes! We got second!

Whoo!

I understand you will
soon be leaving us.

Yeah, they're leaving.Thank you very much.

As soon as I finish the chapter

on sending the kids
back through the time machine.

All right.

What an adventure.

KHALIL:
See you guys.

All right, Fetch ,
let's bring our Fetchers home.

In three, two...

Where are the kids?

This is not good.

Uh... so how's it going?

Welcome to Fetch!
with Ruff Ruffman.

I'm looking for six
new contestants.

Oh, never mind, here they are.

Of course, I knew
what I was doing.

Welcome back, Fetchers,

to the st century!

I miss my electronics.

It's good back here.

So what'd you guys think
about going back in time?

That was really cool.Awesome.

So what do you guys think?

Was sawing the log
reward enough

or should we give out
some points?

Points!Points!

Points it is.

It turns out, Resolved White
isn't the name of a house paint.

No, he was a boy and your guide.

Are you looking for me?

For finding him, Khalil, Noah
and Brian, points.

! Good stuff.

When a tedious job
is called a "grind,"

now you know why.

That was hard work.

For winning the corn mash relay,
points to the girls.

Nice!You guys, it might...

Well, boys,
hope this challenge

didn't get your goat.

For getting milk out of Tessel,
points.

Yeah.Good job, guys.

Now, girls...

[ chuckles]

Not everybody's
going to love this,

but it makes for some good TV.

JULIA:
Shoveling cow doo-doo! Yee-haw!

For pitching cow dung
with style, points.

Whoo!Nice.

Now the grand finale,

the log off.

points at stake,
and the boys take it.

Yes.Good job, guys.

What time is it?!

ALL:
Bonus points!

Oh...!

Julia...

There was poop on it.

It's on my finger.

For putting on a brave face in
the face of poop, five points.

Oh...!

And Anna...Yeah?

For good sportsmanship
and teamwork

in the face of defeat...

Yes, we got second!

an extra points.

Which means
the daily winner is...

there's a three-way tie!

Brian, Khalil, Noah...

Yes.

Congratulations
on your epic win!

Being the daily winner

means an unforgettable prize.

But is the unforgettable prize
something you'd rather forget?

Your choice, gentlemen.

What will you do?I'd take it.

I think we should take it.Just take
the prize.

Take it.[ laughing]

Now, gentlemen,
reach into your mailbox.

Let's go.

Oh!

Through the Fetch ,

I have transportated
your dirty socks.

If you look over
to your right...

Oh!

[ kids laugh and groan]

You guys are washing socks!

Ah, come on.

Start washing some socks.

Yuck.

Dishwasher.

Your dirty socks.

We're going to take off.

So until next time,
I'm Ruff Ruffman.

See you!

See you, Ruff.

RUFF:
See that? I can even go back
in time and have a great show.

Now, to be fair to the kids,
I've decided

to go th-century style
for the rest of the day.

Ooh, I can't wait
to tuck into my yummy...

turkey... pottage.

Oh.

And my cucumber, apparently.

Hunan Palace?

Yeah, hi.
It's Ruff, yeah.

I got a big order
for you this time.

Okay, one last thing.

Not only do I host my own
television show

But I have a
fantastic website too.

Check it out. There are tons of
great games, and lots more.

It's like winning a starring
contest with a cat.

pbskidsgo.org

[ Ruff scatting]

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

[ Ruff scatting]

Whatever.

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ Fetch!♪