01x09 - The Mystery of the Missing Thing in the Haunted Castle

[bunniefuu]

Okay, nobody looking. Good.

Oh, a hippopotamus
wearing a chef's hat,

and holding a pizza squeaky toy.

I like it.[ squeak]

Correction: I love it!

Oh, hi.

I'm Ruff Ruffman, and there are
no squeaky toys here.

No, sirree, Bob.

Okay, I admit it.

I-I bought another squeaky toy

when I promised myself
I wouldn't.

But don't worry. It's cool.

My little collecting bug
is under control.

[ whirring]

[ screams, toys squeak]

[ grunts]

Okay, maybe I should get rid
of a few,

but some of these
are family heirlooms.

This one, for instance, belonged

to my great-great-great-
great-great-grandfather.

[ chuckling]

A cat playing golf.

How quaint.

[ toy squeaks, Ruff gasps]

What's this?

[ gasps]

Great Scott![ toy squeaks]

I-I can't believe it!

This is incredible!

This could be
the most important thing

ever discovered...

inside a squeaky toy.

RUFF:
♪ My squeaky toysg
had lost their squeak. ♪

And then, out of the blue,
I saw the phone and bam!

My destiny was calling me.

[instrumental jazz playing]

♪ Pitched my vision for a show

♪ They loved it,
thought I was a pro ♪

♪ They got my contract
back to find ♪

♪ To their alarm,
a dog had signed ♪

♪ FETCH!♪Oh, I like that name.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ I didn't wait to renovate

♪ Found six contestants,
all were great ♪

♪ And now I'm on
the road to fame ♪

♪ I've got a game show
and its name is... ♪

♪ FETCH!♪

It's very catchy.

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

It rolls off the tongue.

Wait, stop.♪ With Ruff Ruffman.♪

Somebody want to tell me
why we got cats singing?

Funding for Fetch with Ruff
Ruffman has been provided by

The National Science Foundation

where discovers begin

Dedicated to strengthening
America's future

through education.

And here come
the contestants now.

What's the sneakiest thing
he's ever done?

He's not telling. It's Noah!

She has a three-legged cat
named Arthur.

She's a two-legged human
named Anna.

He once played soccer
on his bicycle-- Khalil!

She's not so hot at math.

Add it up for Julia.

If he were stuck alone
on an island,

he'd rather have his guitar
than food-- Brian!

If you give her an apple,
make it a Granny Smith.

Taylor!

Let's get an update
on the scores.

In sixth place with points,
we have Taylor.

In fifth place, Julia with .

Noah is in fourth with .

Brian in third with .

Anna is in second with ,

which means
we have a new leader, Khalil,

back on top with points.

Hello and welcome to Fetch!

the new reality, mystery,
science, detective,

ghost-chasing, history,
antiquing, biography, invention

game show.

What?!Huh?

I got to shorten these titles.

So how are you Fetchers today?

Good.

Pretty good.

Today I'll be sending you

on an important, possibly,

possibly, uh,
life-threatening mission.

What?

Now, look.

If you guys don't want
to do this challenge,

let me know right now,
I'll give you points,

and you can walk out the door.

Or you can have a sh*t
at the points.

[ all talking]

All right, fetch, my Fetchers.

That's why
you're on the show. Okay.

This morning,
an important document

has fallen into my paws.

This document right here
is a letter

from my great-great-great-
great-great-great-grandfather...

He was one of the most famous,
if not themost famous...

Okay, he's the only dog

inventor ever.

Yeah, I never heard
of a dog...

And he invented
something spectacular.

He lived in Hammond Castle
with John Hammond...

Oh.

...who was also an inventor.

In fact, if you had to rank
the inventors, I would say

Thomas Edison,
number one with the phonograph,

which you see
on the table to your right.

And then, uh, John Hammond,
who invented

the remote control, which is one
of my favorite gadgets.

Yeah.

And then Ruffmanowitz,

but his invention--

nobody knows what it is.

Nobody has ever found out,

but it's supposed to be awesome!

Now, according to this letter,
he left a series of clues

as to what this invention is

somewhere in The Hammond Castle.

However, Hammond Castle's
a little spooky.

Is it big?

It's big.

Haunted?

It might be.

Is it dark?

Rumor has it,
it's dark, haunted,

and haunted with... ghost cats.

Ghost cats?

Yeah, and you know
how I get along with cats.

Yeah.

You can imagine

getting spooked out
by ghost cats,

really not my bag.

So I'm making it
your challenge today.

Now you're going to go
through Hammond Castle.

You're going to find the clues,
which will lead you

to the contents
inside this trunk.

Oh! That's
a monster.

And then we will find out
what it is

that my great-great-great-
great-great-great-

grandfather invented.

So, Anna, Khalil, Noah, Julia,
Brian, Taylor,

go fetch!

All right.

Good luck, and be careful.

Watch out for the ghost cats!

See you later.See ya.

They're scary.

[ thunder crashing]

RUFF:
I can't believe I just sent
these kids into a scary castle.

Never mind.
Come back. Come back.

All right, go in.

Got to have a show.
[ chuckles]

[ organ playing, Ruff gasps]

RUFF:
Who's that?

Ah, good evening.

I'm Mr. Pettibone...

the caretaker here

at Hammond Castle.

I'm sure you know

the photographs here
on the pipe organ.

That's Ruffael Ruffmanowitz.

RUFF:
It's great-great-
great-great-grandpa

with bad hair.

Hello? Invent scissors.

And then the original owner
of the castle,

John Hayes Hammond, Jr.

Now we have a challenge
to do this evening.

Ruffael has hidden
an invention

somewhere here in the castle.

And the only way you can find
it is to go one room at a time,

and look for clues
and solve the clue

within that individual room

before you can advance
to the next.

We're going to divide you up
into two teams--

a team that slithers...

Ew. Slithers.
I don't like the sound of that.

And a team that squeaks.

Squeaking?
I don't like that, either.

Unless it's a chew toy.

PETTIBONE:
You each have a cauldron.

And what you want to
do is take your hand

and go into
the cauldron.

It's like clay.

My hand is sticky!Oh, so gooey.

RUFF:
What's in there?
What's in there?

Ew!

Oh, a snake.

Ew, a little rat!

PETTIBONE:
So those of you
with the snake

will be on
the snake team.

And those of you
with a rat

will be on
the rat team.

RUFF:
All right, the snake team--
disgusting--

Anna, Brian and Khalil.

And the rat team--
equally disgusting--

Julia, Noah and Taylor.

And to help us with tonight's
challenge, we have a satchel.

And there are things
inside these satchels

which will help you as we
proceed into the castle.

Now for the rat team,

I want you
to stay here.

And the snake team-- we're going
into the dining room.

[ Ruff whimpering]:
The dining...

PETTIBONE:
Straight up
the stairs.

And I'll be right behind you.

[ silly scream]

Y-You're not going
to follow them, are you?

No, I'm not.

Okay.Read all the menu.

ANNA:
"The clue to your next room
is on the table."

Well, the code is probably
in the food.

Maybe it's in the bottom
of the bowl.

[ gasps]:
You're right.

RUFF:
The clues are in the bowls.

Mine says, "Try again."

ANNA:
Mine says, "The telephone."

Mine says, "The automobile."

The light bulb.

ANNA:
Sure tastes good.

[ laughter]

So we got the light bulb, the
automobile and the telephone.

I'm going to look in these
bags, see what's in here.

Maybe there's something
to help us.Oh, it's a map.

ANNA:
Is there anything to do
with telephones,

light bulbs...Oh, yeah, that's
a good idea.

Oh, they're
all inventions.

And look, this says,
the "Invention Room."

BRIAN:
Yeah, but we've got to get
through the dining room.

We have to go
to the invention room.Let's get there.

Right here.

Oh, yeah, that's...

RUFF:
Easy, easy, go slowly.

Ruffael Ruffmanowitz

has left clues
around this room.

Seven clues, in fact,

that only dogs
would be interested in.

Once you have found them,

I would expect you
to bark like a dog.

[ barking]

Great biscuits! He speaks dog!

That's really cool.

And when you've found
all those clues,

it will lead you on
to the next location.

[ gasps]
Why is it dark? Why is it dark?

Why can't I see?

JULIA:
Okay, I'm really scared.

Have to watch the kids
in the dark.

This is creeping me out!

Oh, night vision camera--
oh, that is cool.

Guys, let's look
in the satchel.
Yeah, see
if there's anything we need.

Infrared night
vision goggles.

Okay, wait a sec,
let me see this.

"This is a
castle map."

First, let's find
the seven clues.

Guys, I don't like
being over here by myself.

I found one, I found one.

"G."You got to look
for dog bones.

Right there.

NOAH:
I found "D."

I got G-D.

RUFF:
Each biscuit has a letter.

We should go this way.

These letters
will form a word."U."

I found an "N."

I have an idea.

We have to go
to some room

that has the letters G-U-N
in it.

The dungeon?

JULIA:
The dungeon.
Oh, gosh.

TAYLOR:
Oh, I see one.

JULIA:
Yeah, it's definitely
the dungeon.

Oh, I found one, found one,
found one! "N."

We only need an "E."

JULIA:
How many do we have?
TAYLOR:
We have seven.

I don't think it's "dungeon,"
it's actually "G-dunone."

NOAH:
Okay, see, that's right.
Let's go.

ALL:
Dungeon.

Oh, guys, we have to bark.

[ all barking]

NOAH:
The lights turned back on.

JULIA:
So let's get going
'cause we're timed.

Okay, I'm really... Oh, creepy.

[ thunder crackles][ Ruff screams]

Let's check
on the other team

because I'm getting
freaked out!

MR. PETTIBONE [ over speaker]:
Good evening again, kids.

RUFF:
Is that Pettibone? Where is he?

And welcome
to the Invention Room.

Oh, he's through a speaker.

This castle's got
a nice sound system.

Before you stand
six actual inventions

that have been patented
through the US Patent Office.

Your job is to figure out,
for each invention,

which name is real
and which is fake.

Okay.

Let's start
with this first.
Okay.

Motorized Ice Cream Cone.

Yeah, right.

ANNA:
Hot Air Balloon Inflator?

You can inflate
hot air balloons.

I think we need to take off
Motorized Ice Cream Cone.

BRIAN:
Poodle Perm Kit, Doggie Luggage.

I think it's doggie luggage,
'cause look,

it has, like, a handle here.Yeah.

ALL:
Squabble Shield.

ANNA:
Or Roller Coaster Baby Seats?

ANNA:
I think it's
a Roller Coaster Baby Seat.

I don't think they'd
do a squabble shield.

BRIAN:
Banana suitcase?

ANNA:
I'm going with the Remote
Control Boomerang.

KHALIL:
Yeah, it's definitely this.

Hula Snowboard
or Snowboard Bumper?

Hula Snowboard is gone.

ANNA:
Yeah.

Crib on the Rib

or Wearable Doghouse?

I think Crib on the Rib.

ANNA:
Okay.

All right, you should
have got them now.[ Ruff shouts]

'Cause I hate to tell you,
you've got four wrong.

Two right.What?
Whoa!

Four wrong?!ANNA:
Are you going to tell us which?

You have two more chances
to get this correct.

Try again.

KHALIL:
So which ones do you think
we should keep for sure?

BRIAN:
Definitely
the Hot Air Balloon Inflator.

I think this
one is right.

BRIAN:
Doggie Luggage? Yeah.

I really think
the Squabble Shield.

KHALIL:
Squabble Shield.

So we agree
on the first set.

So that means we would
have to change all of these.

[ overlapping chatter]

So we have two wrong
and four right.

And we have
one more round to go.

ANNA:
I think we should switch these.

BRIAN:
I definitely think we should.

ANNA:
Exercise, exercise.

We're ready for judgment.

Okay, paws crossed.

Tell me what you have in front
of you for the final round.

ANNA:
Okay, we have Motorized Ice
Cream Cone, Doggie Luggage,

Squabble Shield, Banana
Suitcase, Snowboard Bumper...

ALL:
and Wearable Doghouse.

MR. PETTIBONE:
Excellent.

Yes! Yes! They got it!

Congratulations.

And now, you need to take
those invention cards

and remove them
and look what's behind them.

ANNA:
Okay, fin plus "D," find.

Find.

Uh, trunk.

KHALIL:
Trunk.

Find trunk.

ANNA:
It's a pin minus the P?

Okay, "in."

KHALIL:
Trunk in...

ANNA:
Is it a cake?

Uh... oh, groom!

Minus the "G," room.

Room.

ANNA:
Light switch on... light.

Switch, minus S-C.

With. Okay.

ALL:
So "Find trunk in room with..."

ANNA:
Who is he? Oh.

Oh, the waiter, okay.

BRIAN:
But what about that eye?

Waiter minus "I."

Let's go.
Yes!

ANNA:
Yeah, it's right there.

MR. PETTIBONE:
Excellent. Congratulations.

RUFF:
Okay, what, ooh, ah!

NOAH:
That's the dungeon.

It's a scroll.

"Charlie is hanging out
in his one-room apartment,

"and he's got
a great view.

Try to see it
for yourself."

There's a dead person!

[ screams]
What is that?

NOAH:
That's not a real dead person.

JULIA:
I'm not looking,
I'm not looking.

Is it real?
I don't know.

[ Ruff shouting]Guys, just look
at the view, okay?!

I want to get out of here.What view?

NOAH:
"Charlie has
a great view."

"Charlie is hanging out
in his one-room apartment.

"He's got a great view.

Try to see it for yourself."

Try opening the door.

Oh, oh, don't open that!

It's locked.It's locked.

What's in this box?

NOAH:
And what's
this thing for?

Yeah?Oh.

We have to make a telescope.How do you know?

Because there's a bunch of tubes

in there, and you have
to look at his view.

We're going to have
to turn the chest around

so I can look at it.

I'm not looking
back there.

Julia, it's rubber.

I'm not
looking at it!

The view is obviously
inside the jail cell.

TAYLOR:
I think it is
the back of the door,

because he's looking
straight at it.

Basically,
we got to make something

that can fit in
and then look down.

I'm going to work on my own
invention to detect ghost cats.

Oh, a mirror.

Oh, I think I know
what this is getting at.

You know those things
in submarines

that look above the water?

Periscope?Periscope, there you go.

There's two mirrors,
we can make one.

We have to make something
that goes like this,

and then afterwards, we
still have the mirrors.

So let's draw this.

So we stick it through there,

and then it goes like this,

and then it turns back like
that, and we can see the door.

Yes.

Why do we have
to use a telescope?

Why can't we just go
like this?

TAYLOR:
Good idea, Noah!

Yeah, but my hand
doesn't fit.

I guess we need to use
the toilet paper tubes.

What do I do with
this pole, right?

We need to build it, then.

You want to
tape that?

NOAH:
It's a calendar.

RUFF:
Ah, they're looking
at a calendar.

We have... it's reversed.

But they're seeing
the numbers backwards,

which makes it hard to read.

What if we put something here
and had another mirror

facing the other way,
so you'd read

out of the other mirror,

and it'd be a reverse image
of the reverse?

I get it: they think
adding another mirror

will let them read the code
the right way around.

Taylor, you are a genius!

Get the tape,
get the tape.

TAYLOR:
Taping, taping, taping.

So do you guys want to try it?

Uh-oh. Houston,
we have a problem.

So, what if we try
going in sideways?

See if we can read it.

JULIA:
Oh, I can see it.

It works!

Oh, it's right side up--
that's so cool.

NOAH:
It's circled at .

TAYLOR:
Okay, so maybe put
in a circle.

And then
what's under it?A seven.

Four, comma, six.

TAYLOR:
The circled number is .

The numbers under it
are four, comma, six?

NOAH:
Yeah. Circle nine.

TAYLOR:
And then a two under it?

NOAH:
And circle one and a five.

And circle two, three.

Circle , one.

JULIA:
Are any of the numbers
above ?

Oh, I think I know what
you're doing, Julia.

Is it an alphabet?

Oh, wait, I think I did it!

The circled numbers
represent the letters,

and the bottom numbers
represent the order!

Now, hold on a second.

They need to be sequential! Ha!

This is square number one,
has to be letter number .

Number one is
the th letter,

so A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L.

Yeah.
So two has to be the
ninth letter, right?

That's all the numbers.
"I."

Three... three is "A."The five is one, so three, "A."

Three is two, so "B."

Four is "R."

And this one's six,
and seven is "Y."

Okay, so...Library, library, library.

Okay, library...

there is the library, there.

RUFF:
Okay, they figured it out:
they have to go to the library!

[ Ruff whimpering]

ANNA:
So, guys, where's the chest?

BRIAN:
Right there.

"Don't you hate it
when the remote control

"is just out of reach?

"Make an invention
to fetch the remote.

See the basket
at the other side of the pool."

ANNA:
Let's go look at it.

Okay, so there's a boat.

There's the remote.

BRIAN:
Where's the remote?
ANNA:
In the basket.

KHALIL:
Where do you see it?I know, you guys!

We have to get the remote,

and the remote
can control the boat,

and then the boat
has a message in it

that goes to the next room.

We could use
some strong poles.You're right, man.

We're going to need
to connect these.

[ gasping]

These connectors
might actually fit it.

So they're making a long pole
to grab the basket.

Hope it works.

ANNA:
Guys, I think it's too flimsy.

We should try something else.KHALIL:
Yeah, it's a little too flimsy.

That's perfectly okay.

Failure is part
of the invention process.

Let's see what else
they can come up with.

So basically, the problem
is that it's too weak.

It bends.

Maybe we could use
one of these dowels,

and have that right here,

but then have, like, a string
going over it like that,

ANNA:
Yeah.
so it's really strong.

Do you think maybe we should,
like, try and go like this?

We could use the tape and
make it like a star around it.

Yeah, I can definitely feel
it's a little stronger.

What's the next step?Attaching the rope
from here to there?

You grab it here,
and I'll tie it.Cut.

ANNA:
It's like we're building
our own bridge.

Make sure it's real tight.

BRIAN:
Okay, now the other side.

KHALIL:
Do you think this will be
a little sturdier?

When the weight
of the basket comes,

it'll put weight down this way.

But the weight will be taken

a little bit
by the pole here, too.

So it won't be
just on this pole,

you know
what I mean?And it won't bend backwards.

And triangles are wicked strong.

Hopefully it'll work.

RUFF:
All right, they have
rebuilt their device

to try to retrieve the basket

that has the remote to get
the boat that has the note.

Okay, they've got it.

Lifting.

KHALIL:
Nice.

RUFF:
Try not to drop it
into the water.

Nice!

Bringing it in!
Bringing it in!

Perfect.

Yes, they did it!
Yes! Awesome!

And the remote is ours.

Here, steer it over to
us, so we can grab it.

And here comes the boat!

ANNA:
Come to Mama.

Oops.

Aw.

JULIA:
Here's the library.

Ruffman Ruffmanowitz.

Oh, wait.

RUFF:
Wait a minute.
There's nothing there.

JULIA:
The light bulb.

Oh, turn it on.

TAYLOR:
It's a black light.
I get it.

RUFF:
Black light!

Now the clue has been lit up!

NOAH:
"Shakespeare Selected
Works, page ."

Get it.
Search, you guys.

William Shakespeare!

Works .

I just saw it.

NOAH:
Wait, it says something "third."

"The third..."
Okay, wait.

I don't know.

"Great Expectations,
page ."

TAYLOR:
Got it?

TAYLOR:
You need to write this down.

NOAH:
Third shelf.

For Whom the Bell Tolls.

TAYLOR:
What page?

For Whom the Bell Tolls.
Found it.

NOAH:
"From."

"Third shelf from."

RUFF:
Okay, so each page
has a highlighted word,

and all those words together
make a sentence.

"Tales of Edgar Allan Poe."

TAYLOR:
Page .

Found it? Good, good.

TAYLOR:
"Bottom.
Third shelf from bottom."

Shakespeare Selected Works,
page .

"Five."

"Third shelf from bottom
five..."

TAYLOR:
All Quiet on the Western Front,
page .

Oh, All Quiet
on the Western Front.

NOAH:
"From."

"Third shelf from bottom,
five from..."

The Adventures of Huck Finn.

JULIA:
Okay, uh, .

Got it, okay?

TAYLOR:
Left.

RUFF:
Okay, third shelf up,
five over.

One, two, three,
four, five.

Oh, a collar.

What does it say?

NOAH:
"You've reached
the final chapter.

To get to the bottom,
take the code to the top."

What code? What code?

What's this say?

.

Does that mean anything?

BRIAN:
Got the message?

"To get to the bottom, you need
to take the code to the top."

RUFF:
What?

ANNA:
"Climb the steps
to view the masterpiece."

Look guys, it's right here!

.

RUFF:
.

They have the code, too.

JULIA:
I think to get to the bottom

of the mystery,
we have to go to the top.

The highest place
is the gallery.

Okay, we'll try the gallery.

We have to go up some stairs
to find something, okay?

It says we have to find
the masterpiece.

And the masterpiece
is the invention

he was always
wanting to make, right?Yes.

And it's in a chest.

I bet this is

the lock combination
to the chest.

Oh, that's
a great idea!

So we've just
got to find the stairs.

That would be right over here.

BRIAN:
Yeah, let's go.Oh, yeah.

RUFF:
There goes the rat team!

And, oh, there's the snake team
on the stairs!

They're going to the top
to find the final clue!

Here we go. Here we go. .

Maybe it's .

RUFF:
They need one more number.

You guys?

Where is this coming from?Follow the yarn.

Yeah, why don't we try
following the yarn?

Okay, it goes
over here, over there.

Out the window, out the window.

BRIAN:
Six!

RUFF:
Six is the final number!

.

Yes! Yes!Open, open, open.

RUFF:
Open the trunk!
What's the invention?

Got it,
got it, got it.

It says "Play me."

All it says
is "Play me."

Where's a phonograph?

Wait, guys, I have
a phonograph here!

Should we go back
to home base?

Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

RUFF:
Back to Studio G,
and be careful!

[ organ playing]

And here they come:

the ghost-fighting
super sleuths--

Anna, Brian, Khalil,
Noah, Julia and Taylor!

ANNA:
Man, that
was spooky.

[ sighs]

I am so glad you made it back

and weren't fooled out
by the ghost cats.

That was pretty freaky.

Check it out.

You have the record.
It says "Play me."

FETCH :
Not now. Points first.

I would love
to listen to it now,

but Fetchprotocol states I have
to award you points first, so...

TAYLOR:
Oh, okay.

Anna, Brian, Khalil,
you are the snake team.

Oh, they're all inventions.

Nice deducing to get you
to the Inventions Room.

points!

Awesome, guys.

All right.

I loved the naming
of the inventions.

That's another points!

Good job, guys.

You were the only ones
in North America

who built a remote control
grabber device today.

points!

TAYLOR:
Awesome job, guys.

Julia, Taylor and Noah,
you are the rat team.

Oh, my.

For the Bone Bonanza Challenge,
nice job!

points!

BRIAN:
Whoo-hoo.

Go bonanza.Yeah!

All right, so what,
you went through the dungeon...

That's a dead person!

You met a skeleton.

NOAH:
That's not a real dead person.

You made a periscope.

Oh, let's see it.

Excellent work, points!

Awesome job,
awesome.

Now you found the books,

you cracked the code, points!

Awesome!

- , the big - .

Members of both teams

reached the chest
and helped open it.

So points all around!

Awesome!

It's a six-way tie!

[ laughs]

But wait!

Is that all the points
a dog can give?

ALL:
No.

What time is it?

ALL:
Bonus points!Anna.

We're going to need
to connect this.

You led the remote control
grabber design team,

and you ate that cold soup.

[ groans]

Five points there.

Anna's not the only winner
here though, guys.

Julia.

Just look at the view, okay?

I want to get out of here.

For super sleuthing
and persevering

despite your skeleton phobia,
you get five bonus points!

Which means Anna and Julia
are today's daily winners!

TAYLOR:
Good job, guys.Oh, man.

Now, Anna and Julia,
for being the daily winners,

an unforgettable prize
is waiting for you.

But is the unforgettable prize
something you'd rather forget?

Your choice--
would you like to take

the prize or choose oneI'm taking it!

of your fellow contestants
to take it?

Julia knows what she wants.

BRIAN:
Anna, what about you?

I think I'll give it
to you, my good friend.

JULIA:
Hey, Brian, let's
check it out.

Drum roll, guys.What is it?

Oh!Whoa!

TAYLOR:
That's so cool!

A remote-controlled dog!

BRIAN:
Go get them.

TAYLOR:
He has a funny walk.

JULIA:
You cutie, I love you so much.

I'd love to continue on
in our tender moment,

but now it's time for my prize.

Taylor, what do you got?

BRIAN:
There we go.

Let's play that record.

[ Charleston music playing]

RUFFMANOWITZ:
This is Ruffael Ruffmanowitz.

You're now one step away
from the big payoff.

I've cleverly
disguised my invention

as a cat-in-knickerbockers
squeaky toy.

Now, you hold that cat now
in your hand.

All right.

To activate the device,

tickle the cat under its chin.

What?

Say "What a pretty puss-puss,"

and then plant a big smackeroo
right on its lips.

You can do it, Ruff![ laughter]

Are you kidding me?

I'm not doing this.

Come on, Ruff.

I'm not tickling a cat!

Ruff, do it for us.

Big payoff.

All right, fine, I'll do it!

What a... pretty... puss-puss.

ANNA:
Give it a kiss.

A nice, juicy kiss.

Oh![ all groaning]

Nothing happened!

RUFFMANOWITZ:
It may take a few attempts,
so keep trying.

I've got to do it again?!

You can do it, Ruff, come on.

What a pretty puss-puss.

No!

[ Ruffmanowitz laughing]

What a pretty puss-puss!
What a pretty puss-puss!

♪ Fetch!♪

[ screams]

A Fetch ?

"Built in the hope that one day

a dog will host
a reality game show."

Wow, Ruffael was really
ahead of his time.

Okay, computer,
what's three plus three?

Computing.

Okay, that's great.

Now let's turn you back
into a squeaky toy now.

Still computing.

Okay, where's the button?

I can't live with this thing
in my house.

Oh, come on,
how do you get rid of it?!

Answer to "three
plus three" is " ."

Help!

Okay, one last thing.

Not only do I host my own
television show

But I have a
fantastic website too.

Check it out. There are
tons of great games,

the inside scoop on our
contestants,

and lots more.


[ Ruff scatting]

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

[ Ruff scatting]

Whatever.

♪ Fetch!♪

♪ With Ruff Ruffman♪

♪ Fetch!♪