06x17 & 06x18 - A Major Hiccup/The Loathe Boat

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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like
ping-pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the
bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he
can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove,
it's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls, wouldn't
trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud ♪

♪ House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

♪

(Grunting)

Wahoo!

Oof!

Yes! Yes! Yes!
(Grunting)

(Giggling)
Wahoo!

Yeah! Wahoo!

Okay, Luna, Sweetie.

You're here and
I'm gonna need you

to take it down
to about here, okay?

Oh, very well. I'll bite.

What are you so excited about?

The Moon Goats made it
to the finals of

The Rumble of the Rockers.

It's a band competition

and the winner gets
to record a song demo.

We're so gonna...

(Screeching)

(Hiccupping)

Wow. I've never heard a guitar
make that sound before.

Negatory. It would appear
Luna is having

involuntary contractions
of the diaphragm.

Street name, "hiccups".

Brought on by all
of her excitement.

They'll cease in no time.

(Hiccupping)

(Hiccupping)

Dang it!

The Rumble's tonight

and there's no way
I can sing like this.

What am I gonna (hiccupping) do?

I know what would cure those.

An anti-hiccup elixir.

(Gasping)

Yeah, if only someone
would invent one.

(Hiccupping)

(Groaning)
Come on, sibs.

One of you has to know how to
get rid of my (hiccupping).

Please. You gotta help me.

Ah, Luna.

You know we're hiccup for it,

but first things first.

Everybody hurry
and eat while she's down.

(Munching)

Trust me. I know how to get
rid of hiccups.

Step one, cover yourself
in trash.

Okay.

Step two.

Repeat step one until
the hiccups are gone.

Is there a step three?

Repeat step two.

(Groaning)
Okay.

No, no, no.

I said cover yourself.

Really take in
the full trash experience.

(Hiccupping)

There you go!
LUNA: (Hiccupping)

Whoa!
(Crashing)

(Hiccupping)

(Groaning)

(Hiccupping)

Everyone knows a scare
gets rid of the hiccups.

That's why I've planned
the ultimate fright.

Something that taps
into your darkest fears.

(Trembling)

(Evil laughing)

Lucy...

Where'd you go?

LUCY:
Wanna play a game?

Uh, no. Not really, dude.

(Door creaking)

(Screaming)
(Laughing)

(Hiccupping)

Oh!

Oh! That didn't work.

Let me off your hand.
I'll give her a real scare.

(Screaming and hiccupping)

Listen. The problem is you've
been focusing on the wrong end.

You need to shake those hiccups
down through the body.

Then they'll blast right out
of your butt.

We proudly give you...
(Hiccupping)

The Hiccup Eradicator.

LINCOLN: You slide down the
slide, bounce on the trampoline,

land in Lola's princess ride,

jump through the bubble hoop,
fly through the air,

then at the end, you land
in that kiddy pool

filled with pudding.

(Hiccupping)

All that motion will lead
to a ginormous butt blast

and your hiccups will be gone.
(Hiccupping)

Bam! Science!

Uh, why pudding
in the kiddy pool?

Not gonna lie, that part's
purely for our entertainment.

(Hiccupping)

Let's just get this over with.

Luna!

(Hiccupping)
For the love of gravity!

Don't do it!

Well, you'll be happy to know
that actual science

has triumphed after many
gruelling hours in the lab,

I have finally created
an anti-hiccup throat spray.

(Gasping)
Let me give it a try.

(Spraying)

They're gone!
Ha-ha!

Now, bear in mind,

it only offers temporary relief,

so be sure to use it
every 15 minutes.

Specs! You are truly the
rockinest little sis ever!

Whoa! Whoa!

(Splattering)

Yes!
Wahoo!

That pudding was a nice touch.

Thanks for the ride, Chunkster.

You gonna stay and cheer us on?

Wish I could, love,
but I've got me a gig.

I'm playing at Liam's farm.

He said it'll be as big as
a fat pig chomping

on a hound doggy's ear.

Between you and me,

I haven't the foggiest
of what that means.

Break a leg, you lot!
Thanks, Chunk! See ya!

(Drumming)

LUNA:
(Hiccupping)

(Groaning)

Uh, Luna. Everything okay?

For sure.

Just a tiny case of the hiccups.

Nothing to worry about.

Lisa made me
a throat spray for them.

It's right here in my ba...

Oh, no!

I must've left it
in Chunk's van!

Okay! Nobody freak out.

I'll just call him and ask him
to bring my bag back.

He won't answer. Remember?

He turns off his phone
before every gig.

So he can get in
the "Chunk Zone".

♪ (Rock music playing) ♪

There's one
other person to call.

(Phone ringing)
What?

Cut to the chase,
Mr. President.

How long until
the asteroid hits?

Luna?

I told you this line is
for science emergencies.

Why are you hiccupping?

I left the throat spray
in Chunk's van.

You gotta bring me more, Lise.

Quite impossible.

I only had enough ingredients
to make a single batch

to get you through
the competition.

Do you know how hard it is to
get Norwegian kelp these days?

LUNA: Then you and
the sibs got to pick me up

and take me to Chunk.

Please! The Goats are gonna blow
it with me sounding like

(Hiccupping)

This.

(Sighing)
Very well.

Oh!

(Splattering and screaming)

(Barnyard animals squawking)
LINCOLN: Look! Over there!

(Gasping)

Liam, is Chuck still here?

No, he ran for the hills.

We were having us
a ribbon cutting ceremony

for the new hen house
and it was all going peachy

until Chunk played
"Old McDonald."

Poor feller.
He had no way of knowing

my critters hate that song.

The ee-ei-ee-ei-oh send them
right into a farm frenzy.

Do you know where he went, dude?

Food & Fuel to get
himself some bandages.

Get out while you can!

I'll buy you some time!

Woo-wee!
(Whistling)

All right! Who wants some feed?

(Squawking)

(Hiccupping)
Flip! Have you seen Chunk?

Uh, the England guy covered
with beak marks?

Yeah, you just missed him.

Flip might've overheard
his phone convo,

but I might need
a little help remembering.

Uh, I don't know.
Still a little fuzzy.

Now it's coming back to me.

Chunk went to the Burnt Bean.

Something about
a bingo gig this afternoon.

Yes! Finally!
(Hiccupping)

You know, old Flip's got just
the thing for hiccups.

Nacho, show her the cure.

It also gets rid of toe fungus.

The downside,
temporary body numbness.

A fair trade-off I say.

Uh, yeah, (hiccupping)

Thanks, dude,
but I don't think so.

Uh, oh. I can't feel my legs.

Nacho, catch me!

(Crashing)

(Hiccupping)
Excuse me!

Is Chunk around?

He, like, should be.

His bingo cage
is still over there.

Chunk, are you here?

Let's split up and find him.
And hurry!

We're almost out of time.

(Gasping)

Hey, guys.
He's over here.

Chunk, are you in there?

Okay! My way now!

(Crashing)

We're looking for Chunk!

Oops. Sorry.

He left out the backdoor.

He lost the G37,
so he ran to buy a new one.

O-M-Gosh!
Good for him!

Vitamins are totes important!

He just left!
Let's go, guys.

♪ (Rock music playing) ♪

Chunk!

Luna! How was The Rumble?

Chunk! You have my bag!

Wasn't your bag?
Oh, sorry to hear it, love.

Better luck next time, eh.

Well, gotta go.

I got the G37 and I'm almost
in the Chunk Zone.

No! You have my bag!

(Screaming)

LUNA:
No! We'll never catch up to him.

Don't worry.
I know a shortcut.

(Hiccupping)
Luna?

How'd you get here so fast?

(Hiccupping)

(Hiccupping)
Oh! No! No! No!

(Splattering)

Oh, no.

(Gasping)

Oh. It's hopeless.

I'd better go back and tell the
Goats they can freak out now.

It's all (hiccupping) over.

(Groaning)

(Hiccupping)
Sorry we had to drop out, dudes.

Now, we'll never get
to record that song.

(Hiccupping)
Demo.

(Hiccupping)

(Drumming and hiccupping)

If it makes you feel any better,

the hiccups actually have
a sweet rhythm.

If you gotta have hiccups,

they might as well be rockin'.

(Hiccupping) Mazzy! I think
you're onto something.

Guys, I know how to get us back
into the competition.

(Cheering)

(Hiccupping)

One, two, three!

♪

♪ When everything
is going smooth ♪

♪ Life will send you
a (hiccupping) ♪

(Hiccupping)

♪ Then when things
start to unglue ♪

♪ You need another
(hiccupping) ♪

(Hiccupping)

♪ Please tell me
what I'm doing wrong ♪

♪ How I'm gonna get
through this song ♪

♪ Everyone just play along ♪

♪ Every time there is a
(hiccupping) ♪

(Hiccupping)

(Cheering)

Yeah!
We did it!

Dudes! We did it!

We actually won The Rumble!

Um, thanks to you
and your awesome hiccups.

(Gasping)
My hiccups.

They're gone!

She's right
and without the spray.

Of course. Excitement caused
the hiccups

and sheer excitement
of winning The Rumble

made them dissipate.

Why it's borderline embarrassing

I never put that
together before.

(Chuckling)

All right! Moon Goats.

Let's hope those hiccups
come back soon.

You have to record
that song for your demo.

Oh, man.

I didn't think of that.

Don't worry.
We'll get those hiccups back.

We just gotta get you pumped up.

Yeah!

Make her hiccup!

No. Not again.
Hiccup!

♪

(Rooster crowing)

(Banging)
I call this emergency meeting

of the Mortician's Club
to order.

This better be important.

We're so not morning people.

Agreed.
What he said.

I assure you it's urgent.

(Fingers snapping)

Last night, this flew
into my bedroom.

Shall we call Animal Control?

No. It delivered a message.

"Dearest friends,

It is I, Bertrand.

I need you to
rescue me at once."

It's even written in fake blood.

See.

(Gasping)
The former president.

But how can we rescue him?

Isn't he stuck at sea on that

horribly cheerful cruise ship
with his parents?

Bertrand said the boat will be
docked on Lake Eddy

for 24 hours while they stock up
on (Unclear) and eat shrimp.

Then it's back out to
the sea for another year.

Now's our only chance.

Let's go save Bertrand!

(Ship horn blowing)

Whoo! Have a great time!

That's Kim, Bertrand's mom.

Head of security
and conga line leader.

The only way on this boat is
through her with a ticket.

Where are we going
to get tickets?

Yes. Boris forgot his wallet
in his coffin.

(Splashing)

Six tickets. Let's go.

Oh, goody!
Boris gets to conga.

Greetings, Bertrand's mom.

We're here to visit
our friend, Bertrand.

Great!

I'll take your tickets then.

Six to board.

Whoo! You kids have a blast!

Where is he?
I don't see him.

My angels of death.

It's me!

Gasp!
Bertrand?

We didn't recognize you.

Yeah, you look different.

And you have a suntan.

There's no time to dwell on
my unfortunate new appearance.

We must get to work.

To my quarters!

Thank you for coming.

It wasn't a moment too soon.

This ship is torturous.

Disco bingo.

Toga nights.

CROWD:
Toga! Toga!

BERTRAND:
And the karaoke.

Oh! The karaoke.

(Gasping)

Apologies, but I have to ask,

why don't you tell your parents
you're miserable?

Won't they help?

Oh, dear Lucy.

I have often tried to talk to
"my parents,"

but they never understand.
Trust me.

It'll be easier
if I just slip away.

I can find a nice tomb at

the Royal Woods Cemetery
to reside in.

But won't they notice
you're gone?

Eventually.

But I'll just send a pelican
explaining everything

and surely,
they will get over it.

So, what's the plan?

We must think
of something clever.

With my mother guarding it,

we can't just walk off the ramp.

Right.

That wasn't our plan at all.

Hmm.

(Rumbling)
Whoa!

Wait. I have an idea.

We won't be walking you
off the boat.

Friends. Are we quite sure
this will work?

Pelicans are a fickle bird
with an independent streak.

Don't worry.

She'll fly you safely to shore.

Unless she... (Shoving)

(Squawking)

Sees a fish.

(Screaming)

Hang on, B-Train!
I'm coming!

I am so proud of you, son.

Trying out new activities
for the guests.

What? We are adding
pelican rides

to the cruise itinerary ASAP!

Father! I was trying
to save my soul.

I couldn't stand to be
on board any longer.

I know!

Sometimes I just have
to jump in, too.

The ocean just calls to ya.

Okay, we need a new escape plan.

So tragic.

Shuffleboard game
gone way wrong.

Bertrand, you okay in there?

BERTRAND:
Quite.

I've never been so comfortable
if I'm being truthful.

We'll have you off the boat
in a minute.

(Splashing)

Whoa!

(Splashing)

(Screaming)
Way to go, B-Train!

Practicing for
the water-treading contest.

Okay, come on.

It's almost time
for bracelet weaving.

This sunscreen will make you
nice and greasy

so when you go down the slide,

you will be propelled
to freedom.

Oh, dear.

Are you sure this is safe?

It's SPF 1,001.

No, I mean the...

Keep straight and
the speed should take you

right across to shore.

Believe in yourself.

I'm gonna make it!

(Splashing)

Whoa!
(Dolphin chirping)

Hades' handbag.

He just landed on a dolphin.

At least he looks friendly.

Whoa!

Hey, B-Train!

Okay, Brad is officially
too much.

You're getting into
dolphin riding, too, son?

You just keep on surprising me.

But we gotta get you back for
the belly flop competition.

(Dolphin chirping)

(Groaning)

Whoa!

(Splashing)

(Cheering)

(Groaning)

I shan't live through another
belly flop competition.

(Sighing)

Sorry, Bertrand.

But your parents are
making it really hard

to sneak you off this ship.

And it's already dusk.

Soon it will be morning
and the ship will depart.

Perhaps it's a lost cause.

Does this mean Boris'
conga line lesson is cancelled?

Wait!

I have a new idea.

If we cannot sneak off the ship.

Perhaps we can get
the cruise cancelled

and we'll do it
with our best talent.

Scaring others.

We'll haunt every inch
of this vessel.

By morning, guests will be

jumping off the sides
to get away.

Now, who's with me? Huh?

ALL:
Yay!

Oh! What's with the lights?

I, a nor my like you,

just saw a ghost.

Run!

Boo!

(Screaming)

(Screaming)

(Snarling)
(Screaming)

Mmm. Baked crab legs.

(Screaming)

Quinn, all these romance vibes
got me like whoa!

So, there's something
I gotta ask you.

Will you...

I do.

(Screaming)

♪ Farewell and adieu to you ♪

♪ Spanish ladies ♪

(Music stopping)

I am the ghost of Lake Eddy.

I am so sick of all the noise.

The conga music
is driving me mad.

Take your foghorn and toot off.

(Hissing)

You heard him!

♪ Run! ♪

(Screaming)

What a fiendishly
fantastic performance.

ALL:
Yay!

I've got to admit,

that was some of our
best haunting work ever.

Dante made a former marine cry.

Oh!

I owe you all a great debt.

Look! The sun rises.

We were so busy, we must've
worked all night.

Come.

By now, I'm sure Captain Troy
has cancelled the cruise.

Huh?

What's everyone
still doing here?

DANTE: And eating breakfast
like nothing happened.

Great deviled eggs.

Mmm!

Oh! Hey!

You're those actors
from last night.

You were absolutely terrifying.

Where did you study theatre?

I beg your pardon?

Last night.

Your performance at that
scary themed whatever it was.

We just had a ball!

Oh, I hope you're planning on
doing that again.

So glad you enjoyed yourself.

What in the great beyond?

Are you kidding me?

Sweetie! Have you heard?

Everyone loved
last night's activity

you and your friends
put together.

Great idea!

(Sighing) Things have been going
so well lately,

Dad and I think we should sign
up for a two-year extension!

Croatia! Here we come!

(Laughing)

Gasp!

Oh, my underworld.

We just doubled his sentence.

Anyway, it was so nice
of you guys

to come say "Hi" to the B-Train.

Help yourselves to the
sundae bar on your way out.

It is all you can eat.
(Laughing)

We're so sorry, Bertrand.

The fault is not yours to bear.

Thank you for trying to save me.

Now go!

Flee while you still can!

No, wait.

This wasn't an activity
we were doing last night.

We were trying to get
the cruise cancelled.

The truth is we just wanted
Bertrand to stay with us

where he'll be happy.

Wait. Is this true?

Bertrand, you aren't happy?

Oh, B-Train.

We're so sorry.

We had no idea.

Yeah, when you said you
were dying inside,

we thought you meant
that was a good thing.

I understand your confusion.

We are a deeply complex bunch.

Yeah, that's fair.

Well, listen.

You definitely don't have
to come to Croatia.

Hey! Maybe you can live with

your Aunt Madeline
in Royal Woods!

You know,
until the cruise is over.

I have an Aunt Madeline?

Oh, yeah. See, we never
told you about her

because she's a
super positive life coach.

But she does raise snakes.

I can work with that.

Thank you, Mother and Father.

How about one last conga line
to celebrate?

You betcha, buddy.

Let's do it.

(Ship horn blowing)

Oh! Boris finally gets to conga!

Harrah!

♪ (Conga music playing) ♪

♪ Cramped inside this
tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't
the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push
and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we
show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked
up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that
make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪