05x18 - In the Mick of Time/Lori Days

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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge,
push, and shove ♪

♪ That's how
we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

♪

♪

[chewing loudly]

Dad, these green beans
taste weird.

Well, that's because
I washed them, sweetie.

Ooh-kay. Interesting choice.

[glisten!]

♪

[chewing loudly]

Dash of dirt, anyone?

Sheesh. It baffles me

that we share
the same genetic material.

Right back atcha, sis.

We all saw the results of
your latest failed experiment.

Where's that thing
supposed to live?

I don't even want to know.

I do!
Tell me what happened, Lisa.

[slurps]

Never mind, Lori.
You had to be there.

But I am there,
just not in person.

The whole point
of these video-chat dinners

is so that I don't miss any --

[static]

[beeping]

What, Lori? What?

Lori, what?

Hello? Hello?!

Talk to me! Talk to me! I need
to know what happened! Aah!

-[metal clangs]
-[Marisa] Ooh.

[vehicle alarm blaring]

[inhales sharply]
You okay, Lori?

No.
Ever since I started college,

I feel like I'm missing out
on everything with my siblings.

[laughter]

[beeping]

Wait.
Why are they all laughing?

And why is Leni
covered in gravy?

I have to know!

You know
what Coach Niblick says.

"You can't read the green
unless you're on the green."

[laughs] Yeah. Classic Niblick.

Wait. What does it
have to do with my problem?

What I mean is go home

and spend time
with your family, Lori.

It's the weekend.

[gasps] You're right!

That's literally a great idea!

[woman] Hey! Who did this
to my brand-new golf cart?!

I'll turn out the lights.

I lock the door.

[sloop! thud!]

-[tyres screech]
-[Lori giggling]

I'm b-a-a-ack!

[crickets chirping]

-[dry heaving]
-[splat!]

Huh. Was kinda hoping
for a bigger reaction.

Hunh-hunh! Can't catch me.

Wait! Is this a new game?
Somebody explain it to me.

Oh. Hey, Lori.
When did you get here?

Lori?! Did someone say "Lori"?!
Oh, I -- Ungh!

Eee! Ungh-ungh!

I can't believe it! [gasps]

My little Lori-loo!

And she's not on a screen! Ow!

Now, that's the reaction
I was looking for.

Thank you, Dad.

What are you doing home,
sweetie?

I just came back to get in
a little in-person family time.

So, what are we gonna do today?

Uh [chuckles nervously]

Uh...

What?
Is this another inside joke

that I'm not a part of?

No. We're all totes excited
that you're here.

-[Leni] It -- It's just that...
-[Lynn] Game day.

Video-game tournament.

-[Lucy] Funeral.
-[Luan] Sorry, Lori.

We didn't know
you were coming home.

All of us already have plans,
and we don't want to be --

Someone hand me two books.

-[Luan] Double-booked!
-[boing! boing!]

No, no, no.
That's totally fine.

I can tag along.
It'll be like I never left.

Aww! I'm Lily!

[sighs]

[woman] They say
you don't need your appendix!

But I do! [cackles evilly]

[whimpering]

-[Luna and Sam scream]
-[Lori] How's school, Luna?

Any drama?
What's new with the band?

Dude, we're trying
to watch the movie.

Can we do this later?

Oh. Right. Sorry.
Just trying to catch up.

-[Lori] I'll go visit Luan.
-[sloop!]

Mind if I take a little popcorn
for the road?

Thanks!

-[Lori] Actually --
-[Luna] Aah! Dude!

Sorry. Sorry. I'm usually
not a milk-chocolate girl,

but those just look so good.

-[Lori] Thank you.
-[sloop!]

♪

-[boing!]
-[Lori] Hey, guys!

Love the outfits.

[clang! thud!]

Ugh...

[accordion music playing]

♪

Ah! Mime practise.

Hm. Well, that's okay.

-[Lori] I guess I'll talk to --
-[boing!]

Er, see you later. I-I guess.

For the two days
he was on this Earth,

Stewart was a beloved goldfish.

He will be missed.

[sobbing]

How many funerals have you done
this year, Luce?

By the way, love the new veil.

Shh!

We'll catch up later.

My deepest sympathies.

Please do the honour
of the final flush.

[toilet flushes]

-[pop!]
-[Lucy] Oh, no. Not again.

Somebody, quick --
hand me the plunger.

[sobbing wildly]

[Lana] Nice work
with the sewage cannon!

But save your power-ups, team.
We'll need them for later.

Hey, guys! You busy?

Unh! Down! Now!

All the way down!

Right. So how's school?

Slower!

H-o-o-o-ow...

i-i-i-is...

sch-o-o-o-ool?

[beeping]

Ugh! The worst!

Yeah. Been there.
You wanna talk about it?

Look out for the giant rat!

What?! Rat?! Where?! Aah!

[Lana] No!

Ugh! I can't believe
we lost in the second round!

We should have just blown off
the tournament

and hung out with Lori.

Yeah, I wonder where she is.

I haven't seen her all day.

[soft music playing]

[Lola sighs]

Thanks, Edna. Your magic
fingers never disappoint.

Second grade is so stressful.

[gasps]
What's so stressful about it?

Tell me everything.

Ma'am, no talking
in the Zen Den.

I'm just trying to spend time
with my sister.

Hah. Anyway,
so what were you saying?

[chimes ringing]

You know, for a masseuse,
she's pretty uptight.

[chuckles nervously]

You know,
this doesn't feel very Zen!

[Lynn panting] Unh!

Hey, Lynn! Great game!

It's still going!
Get back in the bleachers!

-[rumbling]
-[Lori screams]

Maybe we can catch up
at dinner!

[sighs] So far, this weekend
has been a total bust.

I'm back home, but I feel
more distant than ever.

Well, you know
what Coach Niblick says.

"When you're in the rough
adjust your swing!"

Uh, look, I'm thrilled you're
getting your money's worth

out of that Niblick
quote-a-day calendar,

but can you just tell me
what you mean?

[sighs] Why don't you see

if your siblings
are free tomorrow?

Then you can all
hang out together.

Yes! Great idea!

I literally have
so many fun things planned

for our big day together.

[children cheering]

Ooh.
Little scheduling conflict.

I do have
a caviar facial later.

Which I can definitely move.
Heh.

-[Lori] First up, mini golf.
-[tyres squeal]

[fanfare plays]

You can see the greens
break slightly

to the left
of the dinosaur's tail.

Uh, Lola, that's not how
you hold the club to putt.

Ugh! It's not that hard!

Just hit the little ball
into the big dinosaur!

You're gonna be dino-sore

when I'm done
kicking your butt, buddy!

[gasps] Nice one!

Look. My sister's
a professional golfer,

so stop rushing her, or you're
gonna have to deal with me.

-[Lynn grunting]
-[metal creaking]

Ooh -- Whoa!

Aaaaa-aaaah!

Huh. That was my club.

-[man growling]
-[Luan] Oh, let me guess.

You want us to get our "putts"
out of here?

[laughing]

-[man growls]
-[Luan] Oh.

I think that's enough puns
for today.

Nothing like Dairyland
for some guaranteed fun.

Mnh. The signage for
Fondue Falls clearly states

no more than three passengers
per cheese log.

Yeah, but today is
about us being together.

And those signs
are just a suggestion.

[ominous music plays]

[all screaming]

♪

Uh...I think
they want us to "Asia...go."

[laughs] Oh. Sorry, Lori.
I couldn't resist.

[tyres screech]

This will be perfect. We can
catch up with each other,

have a little Burpin' Burger,
soak up the sun.

[thunder crashing]

Seriously?!

Oh, well.
Give me them chicken tendies!

Back off! They're mine!

[both grunting]

If anyone touches
my meatball shake, it's over!

If anyone touches my salad,
it's over!

Who orders a salad
at Burpin' Burger?

[grunting]

Unh!

Ooh!

No, no, no, no, no. Not a...

Food fight!

-[whooshing]
-[Luan] Hunh!

[Leni screaming]

Hey, come on, guys!

[children shouting]

Today was supposed to
bring us closer, but instead...

We're going backwards.

Yes! That's exactly how I feel.

No. We are actually
going backwards.

[children grunting]

[all screaming]

[screaming approaches]

Hang on!
I'll get us out of here.

[squishing]

What do we do now?

You guys push. I'll steer.

[children grunting]

Ugh! I'm walking in mud!

There is nothing
more disgusting!

Come on, everyone! Push!

I stand corrected.

Aww! Lucky!

You want it? You got it!

[gasps] Mud fight!

Hee-yah!

[screaming]

You guys! Cut it out!

[screams]

[whimpering]

[Lori sobbing]

It's okay, Lori. We'll get
Vanzilla out of the pond.

No, it's not that, Leni.

This whole weekend was a bust.

I came home
to reconnect with you guys,

and nothing went right.

You were all off
doing your own thing,

and then when we did spend time
together, it was a disaster.

I feel like I'm not even
a part of this family anymore.

What?! That's nuts!

Today was not a disaster.

In fact, I would call it
a normal Loud family Sunday.

Yeah, dude! What's more Loud

than getting
kicked out of places?

Or rolling Vanzilla
into a pond!

-[Lori giggles]
-[Lincoln] And even though

you're not with us every day,

you're always going to be
part of this family.

Even in the afterlife.

[chuckles nervously]

Ah. Thanks, you guys.

I really needed to hear that.

Group hug!

No. No.
I'm already dirty enough!

-[all] Aww!
-[all scream]

[all laughing]

Yeah! Mud fight!

[laughter]

Okay. Who wants ice cream
for dessert?

Ohh. I guess
it's a little melty.

Sorry about the soggy vanilla.

It's better than
the soggy Vanzilla.

[laughter]

Heh heh. W-Wait. I don't
get it. What does that mean?

Sorry, Mom.
You just had to be there.

[laughter]

I have no idea
why we're laughing!

Ha ha ha ha!

Seriously. Why are we laughing?

♪

♪

[Luna] There I was,
at my first concert,

floatin' to the stage to rock
with Mick Swagger himself!

We just formed
this amazing bond.

I totally get it.

I feel the same way
about my pet hamster.

[squeaking]

Uh, Maz, that's a tarantula.

Either way, he loves
the wheel I gave him.

Luna, I love your Mick stories.

Ooh! Ah!
Tell the breadsticks one again.

Ahh! The breadsticks.

There I was...

struggling to write a song...

when this old man started
droppin' truth bombs on me.

Little did I know
it was Mick in disguise!

♪

Ooh!
I get goose bumps every time.

Hey, I bet you guys
will make more memories

at his concert tonight.

I will be close to him.

Chunk scored us
some awesome tickets!

[Leni] Guys! Stop everything!

We have an epic crisis
on our hands.

The band we got for tomorrow's
big Cut a Rug Dance

just dropped out!

Does that mean
I can stop cutting?

Not yet, Shelby.

As head of the Dance Committee,
I've got a plan.

Luna, can the Moon Goats play?

Aww. We can't.

I slipped in that puddle
outside math class

and sprained my wrist.

Yeah, and when I was taking
Mazzy to the school nurse,

I slipped in the puddle
outside her office

and sprained my wrist, too.

The school's got
a really odd puddle problem.

Well...I hope
you guys find someone.

I gotta jet. Time to get ready
for Mick's concert.

[gasps] Luna!
I just had the best idea.

Get Mick to play the dance!

Huh?! Come again?

He'd totally do it
for you, Luna. You're mates.

[chuckles] That's how they say
"friends" in British.

[squink! squink!]

Uh, y-you know, I'd ask him,

but I'm sure he's got
a gig tomorrow night.

Actually, he doesn't
have a gig tomorrow night.

I-I just checked his website.

Can you ask Mick?

Pl-e-e-ease?!

[strained] Yeah...

[all] Go get Mick! Go get Mick!

[chucking nervously] Engh...

[rock music playing]

[British accent]
♪ It was a hot June night ♪

♪ When she saw the light ♪

♪ Up until then,
she didn't know I was right ♪

♪ She showed... ♪

Unh, unh, unh!

Your head's not into
headbangin' tonight.

-[Chunk] What's wrong, love?
-[crash!]

My friends want me to get Mick
to play the school dance

because I let everyone believe
we were mates.

But what if
he doesn't remember me?

-[Chunk] You're unforgettable!
-[Luna] Mick!

Remember the breadsticks?!

You wanna play
my high-school dance?!

It's not working, Chunk.

Here. Use me light.

-[Luna] Mick!
-[Mick] ♪ Rock 'n' roll... ♪

Unh! Me peepers!

Ugh! Ugh!

[click]

-[whoosh!]
-[Luna] New plan.

Other way, dudes!

You're taking me
to the Swagger swag booth!

-[Luna] Unh!
-[Chunk] I gotcha, love.

[droop!]

Thanks, Chunk.

Hey! What if I just
slip him a note backstage?

You need a VIP pass
to get you backstage, love.

Lucky for you, I've got
an old roadie trick for that.

[sloop!]

♪

He's our VIP pass --
Very Important Pizza.

Got the note?

"Dear, Mick.

It's your mate and
number-one fan, Luna Loud.

It would be the coolest thing
ever if you played

my school dance tomorrow night.
Rock on."

[squishing]

Oy. Pizza delivery
for Mr. Swagger.

Hold it.

-[Chunk] Enh...
-[Luna] Y-Yeah?

Uh, what about
the, uh, red pepper flakes?

-[both exhale softly]
-[Chunk] It's a good thing

I have extra pizza toppings
on me.

A roadie's always
got to be prepared.

I even got pineapple...
if you want to get wild.

You need to leave.

[singing indistinctly]

[crowd cheering]

Yeah! Good night, Royal Woods!

[song finale plays]

♪

[sloop! sloop! pitter-patter!]

Now that everyone's gone,

let's make sure
Mick got my note.

[squish!]

Oh, no!

He threw it away!

How am I gonna tell everyone

that Mick's
not playing the dance?

Uh, sorry, love.

Do you wanna share
this pizza crust?

Uh, Chunk, there --
there's lipstick on that crust.

Ehh.

[chewing loudly]

[Sam] Luna! How'd it go?

Mick must have been
so happy to see you.

Did you talk about
the breadsticks?

What am I saying?
Of course she did.

Anyway, we're pumped
to see him play.

Actually, I need to talk
to you dudes about that.

Hold that thought.
We need to show you something.

[gasps]

Hey!

What do you think?

We ditched the rug theme
and went full Mick Swagger.

It took all night
and most of the school's

puddle-repair budget,
but worth it!

Yeah! The whole school is
super-stoked for the dance now.

Uh, whole school?

[Principal Rivers]
Ooh! There's my hero!

Thanks to you getting Mick,

I'm no longer known
as the principal

of the school
with the odd puddle problem.

-[Luna] Ohh.
-[Sam] Hey. What was it

you were gonna tell us
in the hallway?

Uh...nothing.
I mean, I found another puddle.

Um, maybe I should tell
Principal Rivers.

Unh! Genh!

Can't you just
tell your friends

that you couldn't get Mick?

It's beyond that, dude!

Everybody in school
thinks he's coming!

Ugh! What was I thinking?!

[as Mick] Oh. Hey, Luna.
Of course I'll play your dance.

I don't have
anything better to do.

I'm just the biggest rock star
on the planet.

On the plus side, you do a
right great Mick impersonation.

[normal voice] Thanks, dude.
I guess that's something.

Wait. That is something!

Hey, kids! The gym looks great!

I love your outfits.
Enough with the chit-chat.

Where's Mick?
I need a selfie with him

to send to all the other
principals in town.

Ohh! Uh...
h-he's already backstage.

He really needs
his alone time before a show.

Only close mates allowed. Heh.

Oh. Heh. Of course. Must
respect the artist's process.

I'm gonna go check on Mick.

Hurry! I want to watch
the show together.

[zip!]

[sloop! sloop!]

All right. Here's your outfit.

I've got all Mick's songs
ready on me laptop.

All you gotta do
is go out there and lip-sync.

Got it. Let's hope this works.

[Chunk] Uhp-uhp-uhp.
Don't forget your Mick mullet.

Break a leg!

Ha ha!

Let's give a warm welcome
to Mick Swagger!

[cheers and applause]

Where's your band, Mick?

[as Mick] Uh, they all got
a case of tour lice.

Best they play
behind a curtain, love.

Ah. Hm. [chuckles]

Good thinking. Okay. Smile!

-[camera shutter clicks]
-[Luna] Uh, y-yeah.

[as Mick]
Hello, Royal Woods High!

Are you ready to rock?!

[students chanting "Mick!"]

[sloop! ding!]

[Mick] ♪ Gotta be in
two places at the same time ♪

♪ It's a real big challenge ♪

♪ Just like a steep, high
mountain climb ♪

♪ Gettin' double vision
from a-doin' double time ♪

♪ Like tryin' to be a lemon ♪

♪ While you're tryin'
to be a lime ♪

♪ Got a show in Miami
and another -- ♪

I'll be back in a sec.
Just gotta use the loo.

♪

-[twang!]
-[Sam] There you are.

Mick's awesome so far.

[normal voice] Oh, yeah.
I-I saw it from backstage.

Should we get some punch
before he goes back on?

You know, I'll get it for us.

[zip! bloop! pop! zip!]

[sloop! sloop!]

[Mick] ♪ Gotta be in
two places at the same time ♪

♪ It's a real big challenge ♪

♪ Just like a steep, high
mount-- ♪

Blimey!
Me guitar string popped! BRB!

[sloop!]

[as Mick] Here you go, love!

[normal voice]
I mean, h-here, Sam.

You okay?

Yeah, it's just that
when I said I wanted

to watch Mick Swagger with you,
I meant with you.

-[students chanting "Mick!"]
-[Sam] You know?

[Luna] BRB!

♪

In you go, love.

-[splash! sizzle!]
-[Chunk] Aah!

[sped-up] ♪ Gotta be in
two places at the same time ♪

♪ It's a real big challenge,
just like steep... ♪

-[sizzling]
-[Chunk screaming]

[Mick] ♪ While you're
tryin' to be -- ♪

Enh. Ooh...

[all gasp]

Luna, what is going on?

Have you been performing
as Mick all night?

Yeah. Ugh.

I-I tried to get him to play
the dance, but I couldn't.

Great. Now I'm back
to being Principal Puddles.

Luna, why did you do this?

[sighs] I told you guys

that Mick and I had
this amazing bond,

and you all thought
it was so cool.

But the truth is,
I couldn't get Mick to play.

Because we're not mates.

He doesn't even know who I am.

[Mick]
There's my breadstick girl!

[gasps]

Hello, Luna, love.

[all gasp]

Whoa! We're twinsies! Smashing!

Mick! You showed up!

Of course! I read your
greasy letter in the pizza box.

Besides, it's not
a complete trip to Royal Woods

if I don't see Luna Loud!

I'm sorry we're late. You
didn't write down the address,

so we've been to every high
school in the tri-county area.

I hope we can
still play the dance.

You can. And you will! Selfie!

-[camera shutter clicks]
-[Mick] Ohh! Oh!

Luna, since you're
already in me duds,

how about you join me
for a double Mick duet?

Ohh!

[rock music playing]

♪

♪ Doin' double duty, yeah,
I'm pullin' two shifts ♪

♪ Is it hard?
Yes, absolutely ♪

♪ I'm just doin' double duty ♪

♪ Doin' double duty, yes,
we're taking the risk ♪

♪ Workin' off my booty
just to ♪

[Luna] ♪ Doing double duty ♪

-[Mick] Whah! Ohh! Ugh! Aah!
-[sloop!]

[whoosh!]

[giggles] For once, our puddle
problem worked out for me.

What'd I tell you?
Best dance ever.

Thanks, love.

♪ Cramped inside this space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee
Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪