05x29 - Runaway McBride/High Crimes

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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like
ping-pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the
bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he
can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove,
it's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls, wouldn't
trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud ♪

♪ House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

♪

Hurry, Clyde!
You're missing waltz night!

It's your turn
to choose what's up next!

Actually, I'm
really sorry Dads,

but I have to miss
our weekly waltz night.

I'm going to the school football
game with Lincoln and the g*ng.

I hope
that's okay!

Yeah, of course!
Go have fun with your friends.

Go Kangaroos!

Hope that they
dunk a lot of homeruns!

Thanks Dads.
I love you guys!

BOTH:
Augh!

Howie, we're
losing our baby!

Ever since Clyde started middle
school, he's been spending

more time with his friends,
and less with us!

Oh, believe me, I know!
Before long, he'll be off to

an Ivy League college,
marry a chiropractor,

become a world-renowned pastry
chef, and move to Bordeaux!

And we will never see him!
(Hyperventilating)

I'm calling
Dr. Lopez.

This is
an emergency!

Oh! That won't
be necessary.

If we want to see more of Clyde,
we just need to convince him

and his friends
to hang out here!

And I know
just how to do it!

(Doorbell ringing)

Hey Clyde!
All set to go?

Are you all sure you don't want
to hang out here tonight?

Uh...for a
pyjama party?

(Laughing):
No. We're recreating our
favourite Renaissance paintings!

Fun,
right?!

Here's a photo from
last time we did it.

So... are
you kids in?

Uh...

Sorry, Dads, but we already made
plans to go to a new

zombie-themed café.
The Undead Diner!

The first customers
get a free brain burrito!

Thanks for the offer though!
Maybe an other time.

It's too bad. I look
pretty sweet in a toga.

Shows off
my quads.

Of course they don't want to
recreate Renaissance paintings!

They're probably
more into surrealism.

Face it Har-Bear,

we're totally out of touch
with what kids like.

If we want to persuade them
to hang out here,

we have to
do some research!

Oh! We can check out
the places they usually go!

We'll just make sure
they can't see us!

Great idea,
Har-Bear!

Well, we know they go
to Gus' after school,

so let me check
their hours on the website.

They open up
at : tomorrow.

Never leave me!

♪

These games are a blast!
And a great workout!

Yeah, no wonder why Clyde
and his friends

like it here so much!
Look Howard!

I'm a top g*n!

Um, you have to put a token in
the slot to start this game...

Oh, right.

(Door opening and Clyde and
friends chattering)

Howie!
Clyde's here!

(Gasping)
Ow!

Boy, am I starving!

I have a crazy craving
for spaghetti pizza!

They're out of
school already?!

How did we
lose track of time?

Come on, we can't
let them see us!

(Harold gasping)

Ow!

Sorry! Take this
for the damage.

And here's the card for
my ice sculpture repair guy.

♪

HAROLD:
Ah ha! They're
drinking Flippees.

Come on!
The coast is clear!

Ooh, I love
all this spy lingo!

(Dog barking)

Shoo!
Shoo!

Hm?

Shoo!

Hm!

Eh.

Two Cherry
Flippees, please.

Ya got hands,
don'tcha?

Ugh!

It's like some kind of
synthetic, slimey fruit-paste!

Ahhoooow!

Brain freeze!

Hey! Flippees are
loaded with

real, artificial
cherry-ish flavour.

We need to triple
Clyde's veggie-intake ASAP!

I'll adjust his
hourly food-chart.

We're doing research on what our
son Clyde and his friends like.

Is there anything else
we should buy?

(Cash register
ringing noise)

Uh, Flip?

Oh yeah!

Uh, kids also like these
magazines, and this tire-pump...

And some gauze-pads. And pretty
much everything in aisle five!

(Out of breath):
Um, do you rent out
that machine?

(Violent
blending noise)

I'll rent ya anything
you need, pal.

Well, except for
my new assistant.

(Nacho sighing)

Wait! You really
want to rent that thing?

Isn't it worth it
if we can get Clyde

and his friends to
hang out at our house?

Hmm, I sup-pose...

As long as I never have to
drink a Flippee again!

No offence, Flip!

None taken, Chief!

Hey! Next time don't double-bag,
Nacho! You're costing me money!

(Nacho hissing)

(Indistinct chatter)

Before you kids head out
to the mall,

there's something
we want to show you!

(Wondrous music
and kids gasping)

CLYDE:
Flippees?!

Food from Gus'?!

What's all
this for?

Ah, crud! Did I forget
your birthday again?

Oh, there's no occasion!
You know us... We just like to

mix things up
and have a little fun.

(Gasping):
It's all of our favourite
things! In one place!

It's like you guys got into
our brains and figured out

all the things we liked!
You're not following us around

and spying on us, are you?

(Dads laughing)

Good one, mister!

Your conspiracy theories
are adorable!

Forget the mall, y'all! I say
we hang out here tonight!

Yeah!

Let's
stay here!

Dibs on the
garlic knots!

Who want to challenge me
on a dance battle?

I do!

(Kids chatting excitedly)

♪

Okay, g*ng! Enjoy
your party favours.

Ooh! Extra
garlic knots!

Oh-ho-ho! Rip Hardcore
temporary tattoos!

I got...
a tire-pump?

So, since tonight was so fun,
what do you kids say

we do this again,
tomorrow night?

Oh, sorry! We already made plans
to go to the movies.

Okay! How about
the night after?

We can't. We're going
rollerskating that night.

But it was great
seeing you guys!

Yep! Y'all
take care now!

We just got our baby back, and
now we're gonna lose him again!

We've got to figure
a way to get the kids

to hang out here again!
Ohh! And I've got a new plan!

♪

So I was saying to your dad
during Pilates,

Harold, why should we go out
to a movie tonight,

when we can watch one
right here?

(Kids gasping)
KID:
Impressive!

We're watching The Brain Eaters
of Oklahoma.

Wow! I'm shocked that you two
are into horror movies.

Oh! We, uh,
love them!

The gorier,
the better!

Cool! Can we hang out,
and watch with you guys?

Oh, I don't
see why not!

Our ushers can show you
to your seats.

(Meowing)

Eww! Is that
his brain?

Rusty, pay attention!
That's clearly his face.

See? He's chewing
on his lips!

Aaaahhhh!

As long as we're spending time
with Clyde, it's all worth it.

ON SCREEN:
Hey, save some of
the face for me!

(Splattering)

(Disco music playing)

(Record
scratching)

You were right, Dads!
Rollerskating at our house

is way more fun than
the rink in town.

Yeah! And it doesn't smell
like sweat and feet.

We're just happy that you kids
are enjoying yourselves.

RUSTY:
Hey guys! Check this out.

Ooh!

Whoa! Ah.

Ah!

Ugh!

Oh! Oooo.

Ugh!

Waaaaa!!!

(Loud crashing)

RUSTY:
I'm alright.

I don't know
if your vase is though.

Oh! Where are you
off to, pumpkin?

I'm meeting the g*ng
at the waterpark.

Rusty's cousin Derek
is an assistant towel boy!

And he's gonna get us into
the new tidal wave pool!

Ugh...

Hmm...

CLYDE:
Cannonball!!!

(Laughing)

This is the best
waterpark ever!

(Kids cheering)

(Low rumbling noise
and glass cracking)

(Gasping):
Har-Bear, it's leaking
into the house!

No, no, no!
I can't turn it off!

Ohhhhhhh!!!

(Gasping)
(Glass cracking further)

(Screaming)

(Kids cheering)

You guys okay?

Oh, just went for
a little dip. Haha.

Hang ten!
Surf's up.

BOTH:
Ugh.

CLYDE:
No way! I'm definitely in!

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow,
bud.

So, what's the big
plan, kiddo?

The g*ng and I are going to a
building demolition tomorrow!

They're knocking down
the old froyo place

to build
a new froyo place.

I'm more interested
in the permit battle,

but the demolition
will be fun too.

Oh! That
sounds exciting!

Yeah!
I can't wait!

We need to demolish
our house.

Mm hm.

We did want
to remodel anyway.

But, where are we going
to rent a wrecking ball?

♪

(Kids gasping)

(Loud engine and
crushing noises)

CLYDE (shouting over the noise):
What's going on?!

HAROLD:
We're just knocking down the
house! Fun, right?

Wait, what?!

Do you and you and your friends
want to stay and watch?

I made
kettle corn!

Ah!

Okay! McBride
family meeting!

This is
bonkers!

What's going on
with you two?

A roller-rink?
A water park?

Letting Rusty use
your vintage bidet?!

And now a
wrecking ball?

Are you really going to ruin our
beautiful Mid-Century home

that was once featured in
Modern Michigan Magazine?

Ah! What are
we thinking?!

You're
right Son,

your father and I
have gone off the deep end.

I don't understand!
Why?

You've been spending so much
time with your friends lately,

and we were scared
of losing you.

That's what all of this
is about?

Yes! But we're just
going to

have to accept that
this is part of life.

You are
growing up!

And, we
can't stop time.

Guys, I'll always want
to spend time with you.

You're the best dads
in the world!

In fact, I'd love to join you
for family waltz night!

Oh! We'd
love that!

Can we dress up?

Mm hm!

Oh...

It's just so...
beautiful!

Dr. Lopez will be
so proud of us!

We really broke down
some walls here!

FLIP:
Break down
the wall?

You got it, Chief!

ALL:
No! Flip! Stop!

(Everyone gasping)

Well, we always said we wanted
more natural light...

Augh!

♪

Okay, here it comes!
Ah!

It's all
you, Nana!

Hi-ya!

Ow!

Oh!
Myrtle, are you okay?

(Gasping)

Ptoo!
Sorry, Lincoln!

I coulda swore that
I was more athletic than this.

That's okay! I love our
after-school badminton games

even if we lose
every time!

We could try
lawn bowling tomorrow!

I wish! All the lawn bowling
pins are missing!

And the shuffleboard sticks!

And the shuffleboard too!

Geez! This place is
turning into a dump!

Let's see if there's
anything better to do inside.

Oh, wow - what's
all this?

(Balloons squeaking)

There!
How's that Scoots?

It stinks, Vic!
This ain't no kiddie party.

This is for Tyler's graduation
from D.J. school!

(Making record
scratching noises)

It took him six years! So I need
the best balloons ya got!

You've already had me
redo them three times!

'Try the family business,'
Mom says...

'Your political career failed,'
Mom says...

'You have no other options,'
Mom says...

Hey! You're wasting
the helium!

Do you know
much that costs?!

(Grumbling)

Hey! Watch it, Balloon Boy, I
got a Flippee masterpiece

goin' on
over here!

OLD MEN:
Woo! Par-tay!

Aw, dang it!

My dudes! You're just in time
for the pudding blast!

Aaa-ahh!

BOTH:
Ahhhh...

...Hmm?

Hey!
What the heck?!

(Gasping):
Someone broke
the pudding pump!

This is gettin' me
hot under the collar!

No, that's the A.C.
It's out!

(Buzzing)

Man! This joint
is unliveable!

Maybe we should
consider moving?

This place is bummin'
me out!

This is terrible! We can't let
our grandparents move!

I know! Sunset Canyon used to
be such a great place!

I was looking forward to
my own retirement here!

Now it's falling apart!
Something fishy is going on...

You know Clyde, this reminds me
of a David Steele comic!

Vol. , Issue .

When David tried to save
the ice cream factory,

and got stuck in the bin
of peppermint-bubblegum?

No, no, no, no!

The one where Golden Toast
sneaks into David's lair,

and sabotages it, so David
would have to move!

Ooooh, right! That was
actually Issue .

My point is, I think someone is
sabotaging Sunset Canyon

to drive everyone out!

The missing sports equipment!
The broken pudding machine!

The A.C.?!
It makes perfect sense!

The question is who?
And why?

Clyde, we've got
a mystery to solve!

(Speed-dial beeping)

Lisa?
Are Mom and Dad home?

I need my David Steele
spy-gear, stat.

I've got a
Sunset Canyon emergency!

(Chatter
on other end)

Uh... what do you mean
you're going to bring it?

You can't drive!

Hello, boys.

So! Did you bring
my spy stuff?

Sheesh! Those were toys.
Airbot! If you please...

I took the liberty of
upgrading everything.

Let me walk
you through it.

Oops! Maybe I
should let you explain first.

(Clearing throat):
Okay.

You've got bifocal cameras,
hearing-aid two-way radios,

rocket-dentures, and oh,
this is my favourite,

a remote walker launcher!

All accessible through
your watches, of course.

BOTH:
Whoa!

You'll also
need disguises.

Now, get back in there
and cr*ck this mystery!

BOTH:
Aaaaaaa!!!

Okay, we're in. Now, what would
David Steele do?

BOTH:
Check the security cameras!

How are we gonna get past her?

Leave it to me!

Hello, young person! Can I
interest you in a hard candy?

Candy? From a stranger?
Don't mind if I do!

Wow! Lisa's chamomile
sleepytime hard candies

work instantly!

I hope her nose
is okay!

Dang it! The cameras
are disabled!

The culprit was
ahead of us!

SEYMOUR:
Ow!!!

What was that?

(Gasping):
Seymour!

Aa! We'll grab
you some ice!

Clyde! Look! Someone's messing
with the drainage controls!

That's why
the water's gone!

Hey, you!
Get back here!

He's getting away!
Stop!

(Gasping)

Whoa!

Ooof!

You are busted, Sir!

We know you've been
sabotaging Sunset Can--

(Both gasping)

Nana Gayle!

Who the heck
are you two?

It's us!
Lincoln and Clyde.

Nana Gayle! Why'd you turn
to a life of crime?!

Oh, Clyde! I'm not the bad guy,
I went undercover to find him!

I don't want to move
out of Sunset Canyon!

I just unpacked!

Huh. What a twist! So, do you
want to join forces?

We can share our intel,
and you can share yours.

I'm in!

So watcha got?

Nothing. You?

Also nothing.

Oh well, that's disappointing.
But I was about to check clues

by the pool's control panel...

Oh yeah! Maybe
there's something there!

(Buzzing and sizzling)

Hmm. Let's see if our bifocal
camera lenses spot anything.

A shoe print!
Finally a lead!

I'll send this to Lisa
for analysis.

Okay, the print is from a
non-orthopaedic work boot.

Well, that rules out everyone
at Sunset Canyon.

Everyone here wears
orthopaedics! And why not?

They're comfortable

And, surprisingly
stylish!

So our culprit must not
live or work here.

Let's check
the guest-log!

Excuse me!
I need help.

This light on my phone won't
turn off, and when I push

this button, it just
gets brighter!

(Receptionist screaming)

(Clyde making noise)

Never mind!
I'll ask my grandson.

Whew! What do we got, boys?

LINCOLN:
The only guests for the day
were me and Clyde.

And Flip, Gus, and Vic, who were
setting up for the party.

It's gotta
be one of them!

Time to take this
investigation on the road!

We're gonna
need some wheels.

Don't worry,
I've got us covered.

(Tires squealing and
Clyde and Lincoln yelling)

LINCOLN:
First up, Gus'.

Uh, you might wanna
stay here, Nana.

This could get rough.

(Laughing)

(Gasping):
Wait! We didn't
ask any questions!

Aw, he distracted us
with pizza!

Gus is clear.

His non-slip kitchen clogs
didn't match the print.

We didn't get our guy,
but we did get desert!

(Munching)

Here!
It's a... snake.

Aw, I wanted a puppy!

CLYDE:
Vic!

Are you the one that's been
sabotaging Sunset Canyon?

No! And unless you're going to
buy a balloon, please leave!

You're annoying me.

Well what about
your shoes?

Do they
match the--

Oh, that's right! He was
wearing rollerskates.

Just keepin' it fun!
(Nose honking)

Here! It's a...
It's a worm.

(Sighing)

It's gotta be Flip!
He's the only suspect left!

(Crashing)

Yeee-aa!
Yowww!!

LINCOLN:
Flip?

Shhh! Watch out.
Spider on the loose.

And he's a big fella!
Ahh!

Flip! Did you
sabotage Sunset Canyon?

You think I got time
for stuff like that?

I've been too busy
tryin' to catch this beast!

Huh!
Ah heh-heh...

Yaaa!!!

I think he's
telling the truth!

Look at his feet!
Not a match!

Yeah, I've been
shoeless for days!

I can't wear 'em again
until my open wound clears up!

That spider got a chunk of Flip,
but I'll get it back!

Now what
We're out of leads!

--huh?!

Okay, there
we go.

What's going on now?

The hot water's
broken, kid!

The board is shutting down
Sunset Canyon for good!

(Gasping):
I guess I'll start
boxing my stuff...

We blew it, Lincoln! This is
just like Vol. , Issue !

'David Steele Blows It.'

No! We can't give up! We have to
find this fool!

So our grandparents
don't move!

You're right! There must
be something we missed.

Seymour said
the hot water's out.

Maybe there's a clue
by the water heater?

It's in the basement!
Come on!

I can't see anything! Hm, maybe
Lisa's watch has a light?

(Seymour grunting)

Ah!

Uh oh. I think we accidentally
activated the rocket walker.

(Loud smashing)

Ahh!!!

(Loud crashing)

(High-voiced):
That one is our bad.

Weird! Why do
I sound like an elf?

Ha, ha, ha!
Me too!

It's like we're
breathing helium.

Whoa!
We are breathing helium!

That machine looks like it's
sucking it out from the walls!

And what's with
all the balloons?

BOTH:
Whaa! I know who the culprit is!

Come on out, Vic!

(Slow-clapping):
So, you figured it out!

The guy with the family balloon
business wanted access to

the ginormous helium deposit
under Sunset Canyon!

You almost got
away with too!

You even put on rollerskates
to throw us off!

Well aren't you just
a regular David Steele.

Too bad I have a getaway plan!
You'll never stop me! Ha!

Ahh!!!

(Coughing)

Come on, Clyde!

(Wheels rolling)

Vic's been sabotaging
Sunset Canyon!

Trying to get
everyone to move!

(Gasping):
Come on, everyone!

Over there!
He's trying to escape!

Ha ha. See you, losers!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Oh no you don't!

I got you, Lincoln!

Be careful, Clyde!

Ow! Get off!

We need to
pop his balloons!

Lincoln! The rocket dentures
in the watch!

(Gasping)

(Everybody screaming)

Ungh! I guess you can say
that wraps up this case!

Yup! Just one thing left.
What to do with Vic?

As head of the board, I say
he fixes everything!

Come on! Let's hit
the hardware store!

You're
buyin'!

Great work, detectives.
You saved our home!

Here, have a
celebratory candy!

I just
found them.

BOTH:
Oh no!

Chamomile!
(Yawning)

♪ May sound bad but ain't
tthe case ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push
and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we
show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked
up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that
make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪