08x03 - The Hotel Problem/Another Hotel Problem

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peg + Cat". Aired: October 7, 2013 - April 23, 2018.*
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Peg and her sidekick, Cat, as they encounter unexpected challenges that require arithmetic and problem-solving skills.
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08x03 - The Hotel Problem/Another Hotel Problem

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♪ One two one two three four. ♪

♪♪♪

♪♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat tooting like a trombone)

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat tooting)

- ♪ One two three
- Yeah, c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six
- Hey, what do you know? ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine
- Whoa, what comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best ♪
(kids cheering)

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Ca-at ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
(all laughing)

- Going up!

♪♪♪

- Welcome to the Addison hotel.

We're Peg and Cat,
the hotel bellhops!

- When our fancy guests
ring this bell...

(ding!)
...we hop to it,

and help them in any way we can.
- Speaking of fancy guests--

- It's the Blockettes!
- Welcome to the Addison Hotel!

- The Farmer
and his chickens!

- ♪ Cheep cheep cha cheep ♪
- Welcome to the Addison Hotel!

- The pirates!
- Argh!

- Welcome to--
- The Clowns!

(laughing throatily)

- I'm real tired.

If you could just give me
the key to our room now...

- I believe we were here first.

- We were before these clowns!
(Toot! Toot!)

- All our fancy guests
need rooms right now

and that's a BIG PROBLEM!
- AH!

Ow.
- That's it, Cat!

The keys are the key!
- Huh?

- Usually I give
a guest their key,

and then write down what key
they got in this book.

It takes kind of a while.

- We don't wanna wait a while!

- But if you give out the keys,

I can write in the big book,
and we'll get done a lot faster.

- Those keys make me nervous.
There are so many!

- That's because at the Addison,

every key has a different
equation that adds up

to that room's number.
- Okay what?

- These keys are
all for room one,

the room on the first floor.

- These are all for room two,
on the second floor.

- All the way up to room six

on the sixth floor.
- I'm with you so far.

- Take these keys for
room five, for example:

- These keys say four plus one,

and three plus two.
- Different stuff!

- But they both open
the door to room five.

'Cause each one adds up
to the same number: five!

- I don't believe you.
- Check it out.

Four mints plus
one more equals five.

- Okay...
- Three plus two

also adds up to--
- Five!

- Exactly!
- I understand the keys, kinda!

- Come and get
your keys, guests!

♪♪ Room five plus one
Have lots of fun ♪

♪ Room three plus three
My little chickadee ♪

♪ Room two plus four
Welcome ashore ♪

♪ Room six plus zero
The elevator's here so... ♪

- ♪ We can hop
and ring the bell ♪

♪ At the Addison Hotel ♪♪
- Going' up!

- The guests are in
their rooms, which means...

♪ Problem solved!
The problem is-- ♪

(phone ringing)
Front desk! How may we help you?

- I requested
a "non-joking" room,

but this room's
infested with clowns.

(clowns laughing throatily,
phone ringing)

- Hold, please. Front desk!

- I've got dancers
bouncing on my bed!

- WOOHOO! Alright!
(phone ringing)

- We got chickens in our sink!

- ♪ Cheep cheep cha cheep ♪
- CHICKENS!

- Clowns! Dancers!
- ♪ Cheep cheep cha cheep ♪

- They all got keys
to their own rooms, right?

- Yeah...
- Checking the big book
to see what keys they got...

I see a problem.
- Uh oh.

- Five plus one equals six.

Three plus three equals six.

Two plus four equals--
- Six?

- Six plus zero equals--
- I'm gonna say six.

- We gave them all
keys to room six!

- The same room!
- And that's

a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- Let's check out the situation.

- Going up!

- Room six, please.

(easy listening music)

- th floor!

- ♪ Dancing on the bed ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep cheep ♪

- ♪ Sailing in the tub ♪
- I need sleep!

(clowns honking)
- Oh this is not good.

- We gotta get the guests
keys for different rooms.

- Yes!
- To the keys!
- Which are back in the lobby.

- Going down!

(easy listening music)

- Lobby.

- So we've got keys for rooms

five, four, two and one.

- Back to room six!
- Peg and Cat!

- Hotel Supervisor Ramone!
- Everything going smoothly?

- Oh yes.
- So smooth.

- I need you to deliver this
cart to a hungry guest

in room . He only eats things
that are little and yellow,

like these sweet corn nibblets.
- We're on it.

- And hurry. Our fanciest guest
of all, George Washington,

is coming to the Addison!
- George Washington!

- Prepare his favorite room
for him right away.

- His favorite room?
- Room six of course.

- Room six?! Ah! Ah!
What are we gonna do?! Oh!

- What we're gonna do is...

- First: get everybody in room
six keys for new rooms.

- Second: get this food
to Big Mouth.

- And third: get room six all
clean for George Washington.

- Going up! Sixth floor!

(spy type music)

- Pirates, here's
your new room key!

Three plus two equals
room five for you.

- You'll love room five.
Really big bath tub!

- But our favorite
number is four!

- Do you have a key for room
five with a four on it?

- Four plus one equals five!

Here ya go!
- Arrr!

- Blockettes, here's your key.

Three plus one equals room four.

- We like our numbers
to look alike!

Three and one don't
look alike at all!

- Two looks like two! So take
this room four key instead.

Two plus two.
- Oooh!

- Clowns, one plus one equals

room two for you.
- Ah, yes joking's allowed.

- Now all we need to do
is get the Farmer

and his chickens room one.
(snoring)

- Maybe let's start
with the chickens.

- Hey little chickety chicks!

How's about some corn nibblets?

- ♪ Cheep cheep ♪
- Got 'em!

- Going down!

- You haven't delivered
the cart to room yet?

- No...
- The hungry guest is starving
for little yellow treats!

- Yeah, but...
- That's okay, I'll take it.

You make sure everything
in room is perfect.

- Ramone is about to deliver
the chickens to room three!

- Where they'll be eaten!
- We've got to stop him!

To the stairs!

- Sixth floor! Fifth floor!

Fourth floor!

- Third Floor!
- Wait!

- Here's your order, sir! Small,

yellow, and delicious.

- AAAH!
- AAAH!
- CHEEP!

- AAAH!
- CHICKENS!

- Stop chasing the
chickens, Big Mouth!

(laughing, honking)

- Stop chasing Big Mouth,
chickens!

- Cheep cheep cheep cheep!

- Stop going around
the dancers, chasers!

- Cheep cheep cheep cheep!
- Whoa!

- Stop dashing and driving
and dragging and dancing

down the hallway, everybody!

- Cheep cheep cheep cheep!
- Whoa!

♪♪♪

- Soap suds!
- Whoa!

- Cheep cheep cheep cheep!
- Arrr!

(Ding!)
- Going up!

(easy listening music)

- That was one refreshing nap.

- th Floor!

- Cheep cheep cheep cheep!
- Arrr!

- Into the room, chickens!
- ♪ Cheep cheep ♪

- Please return to
your rooms, everyone!

- Finally! Peace and--
(Ring! Ring!)

- That's the bell, bellhops!
George Washington is
in the lobby!

- But room six isn't ready!

- It still has chickens
and a Farmer in it!

- I'd love a different room.

- ♪ Cheep cheep ♪
- But the chickens won't budge.

- We can't keep George
Washington waiting!

- George Washington!
(short fanfare)

- Doodle ho, bellhops. I'm
ready to head to room six.

- So uh, it has to be room six?

- Six is at the end of my
favorite number,

. But mostly I love

that room six is so clean.
- Well...

- Not so much as a feather!

- (Peg and Cat): Uhh...

- Going' up!

- George Washington is heading
straight toward a room

filled with chickens!

I am TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

(rising brass scale,
whistle)

- Cat's right. I should just
stay calm and count the floors.

First, second,

third, fourth,

fifth floor...

That's it, you leaning-on-
George-Washington's-
favorite-number Cat!

- Sixth floor!

- Huh?
- I'll slip in there as you
give George the key to his room.

And take your time!

- Okay! So, George Washington.

How about a key that
says six plus zero?

Or five plus one?
They both equal six!

- ♪ Cheep cheep cha cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep ♪

- The chickens won't budge!
- They can totally stay!

If they stay
in a certain position.

- Get in a certain position,
chickens! Uh, what position?

- Well Johnny my nonny!

A made of chickens!

Room six is even better!

- And so...

- ♪ Problem solved
The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ The bellhops
solved the problem ♪

- ♪ Everything is awesome
- Problem solved ♪

- I love the Addison Hotel!

- What's not to love?

♪♪ There are single
rooms for one ♪
- Yee haa!

- ♪ And there are
suites for twos ♪

- ♪ And every pillow
smells sweet as roses ♪

- ♪ There are teeny-tiny soaps
Itsy bitsy shampoos ♪

- ♪ And extra special
cream for your toes-es ♪

- ♪ So if you're looking
for the lap of luxury ♪

♪ There's no better
lap than this ♪

- ♪ Lavish yourself
in the splendor and joy ♪

- ♪ Of mathematical bliss ♪

- ♪ Everything is cozy ♪

♪ And the world
is bright and rosy ♪

♪ At the Addison
The Addison Hotel ♪

- ♪ You don't need
to be a mathematician ♪

- ♪ To come and be
a welcome addition ♪

♪Take it from me
- There's nowhere as swell ♪

- ♪ Whenever you're in town come
- Ring our bell ♪

- 'Cause everything is cozy ♪

♪ And the world
is bright and rosy ♪

♪ At the Addison Hotel ♪♪

- Mac, what's it like being an
elevator operator?

- Well, it has its
pluses and minuses.
- Anything else?

- It has its benefits
and drawbacks.

- Just say it! It's got
its ups and downs!!

- Ha ha! Like an elevator! Ha!

Hey, you mind if I use that one?
- Sure, why not.

(all laughing)

- Live from the tree, it's...
- ♪ Amazing People ♪

- ♪ We still haven't written a
- Theme song ♪

- Today on Amazing People...

- He's big, he's got humps...

- He's Cleopatra's amazing
camel, Epidermis!

- Who only ever says...
- Mrahaha.

- Roll it, Mac.

(camel repeating mrahaha
different ways)

- So mrahaha can mean hooray.
- (excitedly): Mrahaha!

- Or help.
- (miserably): Mrahaha!
(Peg sneezes)

- Mrahaha.
- Even gesundheit ?!

- How about happy birthday?

- ♪ (to the tune of Happy
Birthday): Mrahaha ha ha haaaa ♪

♪ Mrahaha ha ha haaaa ♪

(camel continues singing)

- ♪ Amazing Camel ♪
- ♪ Mrahahaaaaaaa ♪

- One, two!
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪♪

♪♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat tooting like a trombone)

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat tooting)

- ♪ One two three
- Yeah, c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six
- Hey, what do you know? ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine
- Whoa, what comes next? ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best ♪
(kids cheering)

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Ca-at ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
(all laughing)

- Nighty night, chickens.
Cock-a-doodle ho!
- ♪ Cheep ♪

(Brahms lullaby)

- (to the tune of Brahms):
♪ All is calm All is well ♪

♪ At the Addison Hotel ♪

- It's good to be a bellhop
at night, right?

- Nobody's ringing the bell,

so you don't have to hop.
You can flop!

- When Hotel Manager Ramone
drops by to see

who's in what room,
he can check this list.

- As I'm checking my dreams...

- Cat! The list tells what keys
we gave the guests.

- Uh, yeah?
- The keys at the
Addison have equations.

They show two numbers that you
can add to get the room number.

But they don't say what
the numbers add up to.

- So our list of who's in what
room doesn't actually say

who's in what room?
We've got a BIG PROBLEM!

- But we can solve the problem

by solving the problems.
- Sounds good.

- I'll use this number line
to do the adding...

...while you write down
the room numbers.

- What have we got
for the Farmer?
- One plus

zero more is still one.

So Farmer's in room one.
- How about the Clowns?

- One plus one more is room two.

- Big Mouth and Richard?

- Two plus one more
is room three.

- The Blockettes.

- Two plus one two more
takes us to room four.

- The pirates.

- Four plus one more
is room five.

- And George Washington
and the chickens.

- Five plus one more
is room six.

- Got 'em all!

- And so...

- (to the tune of Brahms
lullaby): ♪ Problem solved ♪

♪ Problem solved ♪
(phone rings)
- Uh oh.

- Front desk. How
may we help you?

- I gave you guys my blanket
for safe keeping, right?

- And we are keeping
it safe, Richard.

- I'm the only one awake in
the room, and, uh, well...

- Don't worry, Richard. We'll
bring your blanket right up.

(phone rings)
- Again?!

- Front desk.
- We can't get to sleep!

- We're really scared.
- Could you tuck us in?

- We'll be right there, Pirates!

- Since the pirates
are really scared,

we better head to the fifth
floor to tuck them in first.

Then we'll go to the third floor
to bring Richard his blanket.

(snoring)
- Mac gets to sleep?

- The bellhops can handle
the buttons, right, Cat?

- Fifth floor first. Then third
floor second. Fifth and third

are ordinal numbers for
five and three, right?

- You're rocking
the ordinals, Cat.

- Gotcha!
- Did not!

- Did so!
- You were so gotten!

- Pirates! You've gotta stop

jumping on the bed if you
want to get to sleep.
- Awww.

- You should turn
the water off too.

- We never turned it on!
- That thing goes on by itself

when the room shakes!
- See?!

- We better bring up a wrench
to fix that faucet, Cat.

- A bellhop's work
is never done.

- So, after the first
thing we had to do,

tucking in the pirates,

we'll second, bring
Richard his blanket

and third, fix the faucet.

- Onward, to our second thing!

Loving those ordinals!
(deep growling)

- There's a roar coming
from the sixth floor!

- The room of George Washington!

- Our most important guest ever!

- It's coming from
room six all right!

- Whoa!

- The roar is George
Washington's snore.

- His roaring snore
opened the door!

- It's really scaring
the chickens.

Will you chicky-chicks feel
better if we take you
back to the Farmer?

- ♪ Cheep ♪
- Whoa!

- Bellhop Cat?
- Yes, bellhop Peg?

- Can you see?
- Uh, ye... no.

- So we've got to get all
one hundred chickens

from the sixth floor
to the first floor

where the Farmer's sleeping--
- While totally covered
with chickens.

- We've got a--
- REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- To the elevator!
- Stumbling in.

- Stumbling...not in! Nooo!

- We can make it to
the first floor on our own.

If I press one...

- Hello Farmer!
(Honk!)

- Sorry, Clown, I must've hit
the button for the second floor

by mistake. Perhaps because my
head is covered with chickens.

What was that?!
(Honk!)

Clowns love doing
stunts so much,

you do stunts in your sleep?

- Okay...

- If at first you
don't succeed...

- Try, try again to hit one.

- I see the Farmer's door!

- Now I don't.

- Hello?
- Gots to find me

a bed-time snickety-snack.

- The Farmer's room!

- But no Farmer.
- ♪ Cheep ♪

- Of course I won't leave you
here alone, chickens.

But while we're
waiting for Farmer,

I'll do the second
thing on my list.

- Head to the third floor
to give Richard...

- My blanky-wanky?
- It's in here somewhere...

- Sleepwalking clowns?

- Guess I left the Clowns'
door open. Oops.

- Cat! Good to see you...
uh, hear you.

- Sleep dancing Blockettes?

- So I left their door
open too. Not good.

- The sleepwalkers are
all about to crash!

(ominous music,
crashing noises)

- Huh?
- Big Mouth's awake!

- Chickens?!
- Uh oh.
- My blanky!

- Stop chasing the chickens,
Big Mouth!

Stop dragging Peg with your
blanket, Richard!

Stop involving us in your
bizarre stunts, sleepwalkers!

Oh, stop sailing down the river

made by the leaky faucet we
forgot to fix, Pirates!

- Sea Monster, ahoy!

- Chickens!
- Noo!

- We've gotta find the Farmer
to give him the chickens.

- Before that visit
from Hotel Manager--

- Ramone!
- Bellhops! How's it going?

- Peaceful. Quiet.

- You never heard such quiet!

- Here's that list that shows
who's in what room.

- Tonight I have
some extra time,

so I'll take a look around to
make sure everything's okay.

- He wants to see--
- Everything!

- After I check out my favorite
hotel management magazine.
- So now we gotta--

- First!
- Find the Farmer
and give him the chickens.

- Second!
- Clean up that river.

- Third!
- Fix the faucet.

- Fourth!
- Get Richard his blanket. And--

- Fifth!
- Get everybody
back into their rooms.

- What's first again?
- Find the Farmer!

- No Farmer on
the first floor...

(honking)
- Second floor...

- Third...
- Here blanky!

- Fourth...
- Yarrr! Yoho!
- Fifth!

- Or sixth floor! That's
all the floors we got!

- We can't find
the Farmer anywhere.

- And everybody's everywhere!
- The bellhops are--

- TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

- And now we've woken our
most important guest ever.

- Have mercy on us humble
bellhops, O Great One!

- I, George Washington,
am very upset. With myself!

- Huh?
- Whoa!
- For waking up the chickens

with my snoring, and causing
you all that trouble.

So, I'll get the chickens
back to the Farmer,

who's in that river
down on five.

- How'd you figure out
where the Farmer is?

- Through the floor below me,
I heard the snapping

of a single soggy cr*cker.
- Whoa.

- We've gotta get everybody else
back into their rooms too,

George.
- And really fast.

- Then it's time to say Johnny
nonny doodle ho-tel!

- Hold onto your caps, my fine
feathered friends.

As I lead you through this
hotel at blazing speed

and put everyone back in their
rooms safe and sound,

faster than you can say...
♪♪ One two three ♪

♪ And a one two three
And a one two threeeee ♪

(to the tune of the William Tell
Overture): ♪ Down to five down
to five make the tub a cup ♪

♪ With a scoop and a scoop get
the water up River gone river
gone now hup hup hup ♪

♪ Moving on you're a hungry pup
Tubby tub tubby tub
Back upon the floor ♪

♪ Make it tight make it tight
So it floods no more
Nighty night nighty night ♪

♪ To the pirates four tucky tuck
Then we're out the door ♪

♪ Down to one down to one
As we bring our little blanket
seeking friend along ♪

- ♪ Down to one down to one
- To collect those prancing
dancers as we sing our song ♪

♪ Up to four up to four
of the fancy dancing dancer
prancers we are strong ♪

- ♪ Up to four up to four
- Send them dancing into bed
where they belong! ♪

- ♪ Don't stop
- Keep going
- No slowing ♪

- ♪ Oh no! We've still
- Got three floors ♪

- ♪ Three more floors
- To go ♪
- He's leading us

from floor to floor without
using an elevator or stairs!

- He's not even using
ordinal numbers!

- ♪ Now it's down to two
For blanky wanky
- Blanky wanky ♪

- ♪ Thanky thanky
- Stinky stanky
Blanky in a heap ♪

- ♪ Then back up to three
No no no monster
- No no monster ♪

- ♪ Mo mo monster?
- You are done, sir
Time to go to sleep ♪

♪ Down to one down to one
For it seems to me you dropped
a single chicky chick ♪

- ♪ Down to one down to one
George is really good he doesn't
seem to miss a trick ♪

- Up to six! Up to six!
For a special treat
that gives you instant energy ♪

- Up to six up to six
- Have a cherry from
my favorite cherry tree ♪

- ♪ Don't stop!
- Keep going ♪

- ♪ No slowing!
- Oh no! We've still ♪

- ♪ Got two floors
- Two more floors ♪

- ♪ To go
Down to two down to two
Number two is next ♪

- ♪ Down to two Down to two
- Next upon our quest ♪

- ♪ Let's be gone
- Moving on
- Got no time to rest ♪

- ♪ Moving on
- That would be the best
- This is two! This is two ♪

- ♪ Time to get the clowns
- What'd they do?
- What'd they do? ♪

- ♪ They are upside down
- To the clowns to the clowns
- It's no time to frown ♪

♪ To the clowns
Turn the clowns around ♪

- ♪ On two
- Those crazy romping
clowns are on the run ♪

- ♪ On two!
- Those clowns are stomping ♪

- ♪ No more stunts none
No more stomping ♪

♪ No more romping you ♪

- ♪ We're almost through
- I shall woo hoo ♪

- ♪ I'll woo hoo too ♪

- ♪ We've almost nearly done it
- Nearly won it
- Way to run it ♪

♪ Now it's down
- To one
- Where Farmer ♪

♪ Finally gets to rest his head
- On one ♪

- ♪ Where chicky chicks can
finally go to bed ♪

♪ No more cheeping
Only sleeping ♪

- ♪ On one
- We're almost done ♪

- ♪ The battle's won
- The end is fun ♪

- ♪ George Washington
has done it
- We have won it ♪

- ♪ Way to run it
- Everyone is done ♪

- ♪ Down to sleep down to sleep
Down to sleep they go
Not a cheep not a cheep ♪

♪ Not a peep no no
Sleep they go sleep they go ♪

- ♪ And so the faucet's fixed ♪

♪ Night chicky chicks
Back up to six
- We solved the problem ♪

- ♪ Problem
- Problem
- Problem! Dancers ♪

- ♪ Pirates
- Chickens
- Sleeping ♪

- ♪ George Washington
Says we are done ♪

- ♪ We are so done
Dun-dun-dun done ♪

♪ Da da da da da da done
Da da done ♪

♪ Da da done ♪♪

- So George Washington was all:
"up on five", "down to four".

He never uses ordinal numbers!
- Whoa!

- I, George Washington,
first in w*r,

first in peace, and first in
the hearts of my countrymen,

fear no number, of any kind.

- He wasn't saying you're
afraid, George.

- When it comes to ordinal
numbers, I am second to none!

- And third, fourth,
fifth to none too!

- I stand corrected.
(laughing)

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