01x08 - Contagi-Anne/Family Shrub

[bunniefuu]

Nothing like sleeping to
the sound of rain.

Anne! Move!

This is the third
time I've called you!

What? No, it isn't.

No?
Okay, then.

This is the first time
I'm calling you.

Let's go! We got work to do.

Okay, we got a full day
of hard work ahead of us.

Here ya go,
put this on!

Polly... there you go,
sweetie.

Rain gear?
Hop Pop, we're frogs.

We should actually be
taking off our clothes. Woo hoo!

Keep your pants on, boy.
This here ain't no ordinary rainstorm.

We gotta cover up the crops

before they're destroyed!

It'll be hours
of back-breaking work

in the mud and the muck.

Thankless, hard,
character-building labor,

Whoa, Anne.
Everything all right?

No. I think I'm... sick.

Hmm. No slimy coating.
Well, that's good.

- Ah...
- Great grubs, your tongue has shrunken

to an unnaturally
tiny size!

Stop it! I've got human stuff going on
that you don't know anything about...

Oh no. Sounds like
I've got a bad case of the...

mocha lattes!

That sounds horrible!

Come on, kids. Let's stay away
from Anne and her illness.

Rest up, Anne.
We'll handle the work today.

- Feel better, Anne!
- Rest up!

I'll try my best.

Bye.

You done did it again, girl!

Woo!

Whoa!

Yeah!

Cynthia, my abs...

they've been... ab-ducted.

Ab-Snatchers II.

Best... decision... ever!

Oh. You're back?

I hope you got along without...

Whoa, are you guys okay?

Oh, me? I'm fine.

Looks like Polly and I have
come down with something, too.

Who said that?

It was brutal
out there, Anne.

Good thing
you stayed inside.

I mean, sure, the work would have
gone much quicker if you were with us,

but you probably just
would have gotten sicker.

Yep. sicker.

But nobody has to worry, because I'm
going to take care of everyone...

Ah, ah...

- Oh, no!
- Yep, it got Sprig, too.

Wait, what? So you're all sick?

Sure looks that way.

Polly, no.

Oh, dang. I'm sticky.

Who's gonna take care
of us?

Me. I'm gonna take care
of you guys.

- But, Anne, you're sick too.
- Ah!

Sure am, buddy.
But you're all way more important to me.

Thanks, Anne. Wow, that's
uncharacteristically generous of you.

Aw, you know,
I do what I can.

Now let's get you all better!

k*ll me.

Ah, it's in my mouth!

Sorry, Anne.

Ah, sweet relief.

Give me that!

Oh...

Hmm.

Finally, my famous
broccoli kale super soup.

Now, with cricket!

Oh, this one's a kicker.

Oh, I almost forgot.
Sprig's favorite.

Mushrooms.

Ew, smells awful.

Eh, probably a good thing.
Soup's on!

So... feeling any better?

No.
Eh.

Oh, man. I thought
that would've helped for sure.

Uh, Hop Pop, are your legs
normally that red?

This can't be good.

Yep, it's red leg, all right.

Is that a bad thing?

Uh, yeah, Anne.

The red leg works
its way up your body,

and when it finally covers you
completely, you... you...

You depart from
this ungrateful world.

What?

It's okay, kids.

Just pick a corner
for me to pass away in.

That one'll do!

No, we are not picking a corner.

There's gotta be something we can
do to fix this. There has to be.

The guide book says red leg
can be cured

by wading in a mineral pond
high in the mountains.

Mountains? Ha! The journey
alone would do me in.

Nope, nope, nope. I'm just gonna get
ready for the hereafter in my corner.

Hey, stop it!
Sorry, Hop Pop,

but you are going to live
to see another day.

I am gonna take you
to that mineral pond.

Yay!

Uh, even though
I'm still pretty sick.

Dang it, boy!

Hiyah!

Come on, Bessie!
How you doing back there, Hop Pop?

Just fine, considering
the red is up to my stomach.

What?

It's spreading quicker than
we thought.

Knock it off, boy!

Just find a nice tree
to leave me under.

Better make that
a tree for two.

Polly, too?
I have to get this cart moving faster.

Anne, what are you doing?

If Bessie can't get you there,

then I'll get you there myself!

Ow, ow...

Whoa!

Yeah!

How... much... further?

We just have to cross
this plateau.

We have to cross that?
I'll never get the cart to the other side.

Sure you can...

Well, not now, of course.

There's no shame in failure,
Anne.

- Just pick a nice rock...
- No!

No rock, no tree.
We are going to that mineral pond.

Okay, okay.
Watch the timing, Anne...

Yeah!

I knew you'd get us here.

And it's a good thing, too.

Sprig! You too?

Come on,
let's get to that spring.

Right around the... Wait.

These are stairs?

I can't walk up these.

Ain't for walking.
They're for hopping.

The stairs are made for frogs.

Well, we tried.

Hang on, everyone.

Anne, what are you doing?

Ah!

We gotta jump for it!

Yay, we made it!

- You saved us!
- You did it, Anne!

I knew you guys would be okay.

Thank goodness,
too, because... Wait.

Shouldn't the red
be going away?

- In theory.
- Sprig, what does the book say?

The pond should cure us
instantly.

It's... not working.

What? The book was wrong?

Books are wrong
all the time.

A lot more than
you'd think.

Dang it, boy!

This is all my fault.

No, Anne. You did more than
anyone could've asked of you.

Yeah, you're the best.

Even though you're as sick
as we are,

you still tried
to save us.

You're... a hero.

But... but...

but I'm not sick!

What?

I never was. I faked it
so I could take a day off.

I swear, as long as I live,

never to fake being sick again.

Don't be ridiculous, kiddo. You might've
just gotten sick with the rest of us.

Yeah, we'd probably all
be dying now.

At least someone
made it.

You guys are the best.

That's enough, now.

It's time to let us go.

- No!
- Goodbye, Anne.

No!

Rest in peace,
you beautiful frogs.

Uh, anyone dead, yet?

Not yet!
Present.

Hmm. That's odd.

Unless... Sprig, get over here
and show me that book.

Hmm, it says here red leg isn't the only
thing that can cause a frog to turn red.

- What?
- Yeah.

It says there's a mushroom

that gives you the exact same
symptom.

But we didn't eat any mushrooms.

Sprig, turn around!

Okay.

That mushroom was
in the kitchen.

I put it in the soup
I gave you!

That mushroom ain't for eating,
Anne.

I use it to scrub the pots

and wash the bathroom floors,
and...

clean Bessie's stable.

Looks like we were
just normal sick.

Uh, Anne?

- You're gonna live!
- Is she gonna stop?

Just let it happen, kids.

Just let it happen.

*AMPHIBIA*
Episode : "Family Shrub"

Sync corrections by srjanapala

You know, Hop Pop, back home
we call this a family tree.

That's 'cause everyone
in your world is crazy.

Now, where was I? Hmm.

Oh, yes, Great Aunt Gertrude.

She was a masterful dirt tiller.

- I mean, how cool is that?
- Eh.

Oh, and you can't forget
second cousin Alfred.

He was the king!

A king?

Yeah! The king of single-tiered
irrigation systems.

Yep, you lost me.

Our ancestors were boring!

Were they really all
just farm frogs?

Where are the artists?
The poets? The dreamers?

Just farm frogs?

Kids, the point of the shrub

is to give you an appreciation
for your past.

The Plantar family has layers.
You just have to know where to look.

Layers, huh? Okay, then.
Well, what's so special about her?

Polliana? Oh, brace yourselves.

She wasn't just any farmer.

She was a turnip farmer!

Welp, as much as
I'd love to help,

not gonna find any of
my ancestors

on your shrub,
so...

Don't have to be blood
to be a Plantar, Anne.

No, but you do have to be a
master stacker to get to level 46.

If I can just...

Curse you,
sudden death round!

Why you so hard?

Anne, this is based on
nothing at all,

but I'm almost certain
that game will rot your brain!

Uh-oh, looks like
we're out of glue!

Does that mean we have to stop?
Can we do something fun now?

No fun till the shrub's done.

Just gonna run to the store
real quick and get more glue.

Be back in a jiffy.

Don't go anywhere!

Ah! You're lucky
you're an outsider, Anne.

Our family history
is weak.

They didn't do anything weird.
Or different. Or fun.

I mean, look at this.

Even this painting's making me
feel depressed.

What the... Whoa!

Sprig! You broke the house.

Whoa.

Oh, wow. This looks unsafe.

We have to go down there.

- There could be treasure.
- Or dead bodies!

Let's do it!

Uh, did we just get
locked in here?

No, no, no. Let us out!
Help! Wait!

Come on, let's just find
another way out, you babies.

Whoa.

All this was under your house?

Oh, there's dust
everywhere.

This place is amazing.

Whoa!

Oh, what this?

Wow!

Hey, why do you think the
entrance

was hidden like that?

To keep it a secret, obviously.

Who wouldn't want to steal
this stuff?

Uh, me, me.
I don't wanna steal this stuff.

It says here this place belonged
to Great Uncle Skip Plantar.

He was a farmer
and a brilliant scientist!

He experimented with all kinds
of stuff.

This is wild.

I wanna know more!
Like, what does this do?

- Whoa...
- Whoa, mama.

Maybe it's harmless.

My, my, so many glues
to choose from.

This is gonna be
a little difficult.

Hey, Hopadiah!

What brings you here?

Oh, hey, Loggle.

Just trying to find some glue
to put my family shrub together.

Oh, Hop Pop.
All you need for that is this.

Dang it, you're right.

In the end, it's all about love.

What? No, I meant you need this.
Nothing stronger.

This stuff will fix your shrub.
Heck, it'll fix your house!

Hmm. Intriguing.
Yet another choice.

Looks like my day just got
a lot more challenging.

- What do we do?
- This abomination must be destroyed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a minute.

There may be another way.

Dude, what are you doing?

Yeah, that pumpkin
will squash you.

There, there. Easy does it.

There, there, you beautiful,
disgusting thing.

- What is happening?
- That's right, Mama Sprig is here.

Oh, you horrible, horrible,
sweet boy.

Forgive me.

Dude... that was ice cold.

Love is the cruelest w*apon.

Agreed. Now let's get out of here
before something else happens.

You guys okay?

More or less.
Yeah... ow.

Oh, cool, our lantern.

Whoa.

This is heaven.

This is the same Polliana

from Hop Pop's shrub.

She wasn't just a turnip farmer.

She was a turnt up warrior.

Hey, check it out.
I found her diary.

The Bogwater Wars of '48.

The Western Toad invasion
of '53.

Man, she was in
a lot of battles.

She was the coolest, most
terrifying Plantar ever.

- Like me!
- Wow, we sure are learning a lot.

I'd like to learn more.
Like, hey, what does this do?

Ah!

Will you please stop
pulling levers?

Levers are for pulling, Anne!

Why is there a death trap
here, anyways?

Says here this is Polliana's
training simulator.

Look out!
Okay, how do we turn it off?

The shut off switch is
by the exit on the other side.

Okay, we can do this.

We just gotta go very
slowly...

Polly!

Hiyah!

Well, That was intense.

So, you guys wanna
do it again?

- Nope, nope, nope, nope.
- Nope, nope, nope, nope.

You know what?
I'll just buy all of them.

You can never have
too much glue, I always say.

Good choice!

Glue! Everywhere! Need water!

Hop Pop, no! That's more glue.

Loggle! Help me!

No. No!

- Whoa.
- Oh, wow.

Can you believe it?
Another mysterious hidden chamber.

Oh, cool!

This place is filled
with games and puzzles.

Let's see if we can find which
Plantar this stuff belonged to.

No way.

Emma the Newt? Honorary Plantar?

Hey, check this out.

She travelled all over
the place,

collected all this cool stuff,
and settled with the Plantars.

She wasn't even a frog.

Wow, so cool.

I guess even an outsider
like me can be a Plantar.

Oh, Anne. Looks like you've solved
the puzzle... of your own heart.

Wow, thanks buddy.

No, thank you, buddy.

Hey! How about we solve
the puzzle

of getting
the heck out of here!

- Oh, we think the exit is that way.
- Oh.

Well, it's locked.

- Hmm.
- Maybe I can smash it.

Hiyah!

- Well, that didn't work.
- We're gonna die down here!

Wait a second.

Guys, this isn't just
a door.

It's a puzzle!

All right, let's do this.

There, I did it!

Anne, what did you do?

Oh, no! I know what this is.

It's the sudden death round.

You can do this, Anne.

Anne, no pressure,
but we're gonna die.

Almost... there.

Woo hoo! I did it!

Take that, Hop Pop.
Who's brain is rotten now, sucker?

We had your family
history all wrong, guys.

The Plantars weren't
just farmers.

Nope, they were twisted.

Yeah, they were pretty cool.

Now, can we finally find
a way out of here?

Yeah, and I think I know how.

- Nope, nope, nope.
- Nope, nope, nope.

Hop Pop! We found those Plantar
family layers you were talking about.

Eh? Found them?
Kids, I wasn't being literal.

Oh, Hop Pop!
There was a moving fireplace.

- Secret rooms!
- Crazy science lab.

- Family heirlooms!
- Turnip with a face.

- Family's amazing!
- Actually proud to be a Plantar.

Games don't rot your brain!

Secret rooms?
Full of Plantar family heirlooms?

Why, this is incredible!

And most importantly,
once again, I was right.

Our ancestors were the most amazing
scientist, warrior, farmers ever!

Everyone needs to know.

Well I want to see
these rooms, too!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on there, Hop Pop.

They're full or traps and super
hard but satisfying puzzles.

Oh, and there was a pumpkin abomination!
A real affront to nature.

I loved it!
And then betrayed it.

No offense, but I'm not sure
you could handle it.

You have no idea
what I can or can't handle.

What do you say, Loggle?
Up for another adventure?

Absolutely...

not!

Hop Pop, no!

Should we go help them?

Help!

Yeah, probably.

Oh, oh, oh! Let's adopt
that pumpkin monster.