02x01 - Two Princesses and a Baby

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Sofia the First". Aired: November 18, 2012 - September 8, 2018.*
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Animated series features Sofia, an ordinary girl who becomes a princess overnight when her mom marries the king.
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02x01 - Two Princesses and a Baby

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I was a girl in the village doing all right then I became a princess overnight now I gotta figure out how to do it right so much to learn and see up in the castle with my new family in a school that's just for royalty a whole enchanted world is waiting for me - I'm so excited to be - sofia the first I'm finding out what being royal's all about sofia the first making my way, it's an adventure every day sofia the first - it's gonna be my time - sofia the first to show them all that I'm sofia the first Amber, james, time to wake up.

- Sofia? - Happy birthday! Oh, oh, watch the hair.

Watch the hair.

I made a special birthday surprise for you.

A surprise? Oh, you shouldn't have.

Okay, you totally should have.

Where is it? Hold on.

I have to get james.

My surprise is for both of the birthday twins.

Of course it is.

James, wake up.

James? Hm, where is he? Oh, who knows? He'll just have to see the surprise later.

Okay, come on.

( squeals happily ) I can't wait! Are you ready for your most favorite thing in the whole world? You got me a unicorn?! Okay, second most favorite thing.

Goldenberry pancakes with cinnamon whipped cream.

( gasps ) james? Awesome pancakes, sof.

Thanks.

Um, where are my goldenberry pancakes? Um Oh, were these for both of us? - James! - Happy birthday, princess amber.

It would have been if james hadn't eaten all my pancakes.

Oh, not to worry, there are more in the kitchen.

I'll go get them.

Hey, I know what'll cheer you up.

I'm your twin, you're my twin we stick together through thick and thin no matter what I do I'm always stuck with you Please stop.

and if trouble comes our way I know my twin will save the day wherever you may be you're always stuck with me That was great.

It's our royal twin song.

We made it up when we were little kids.

And james still sings it every year.

( groans ) While we're waiting for the pancakes, You can read the card I made you.

- For me? - For both of you.

Oh, let me see.

You have to wait your turn, james.

But it's for both of us.

I had it first! Why don't you read it together? Where are the birthday twins? Right here.

Happy birthday, you two.

- Mmm, breakfast smells delicious.

- It sure was.

Well, I have a few important birthday proclamations.

First, cedric will be performing a special magic show At your party this afternoon.

- Great! - And second We're going to get your presents right now.

Are you getting us each a gift, Or will we have to share? You'll just have to wait and see.

See you at the party.

I have to take rex for a walk.

And here we are.

More goldenberry pancakes are served.

- Ooh! - Don't even think about it.

Okay.

Now, after breakfast, you and your brother Will need to pick out the party games and the cake.

Baileywick, wouldn't it be easier If I just picked them out myself this year? Well, that wouldn't be fair to your brother.

It's his birthday, too.

Enjoy your breakfast, princess amber.

Ugh, sofia, having a twin is no fun.

Really? It seems like it would be nice.

Well, it's not.

This is supposed to be my special day.

But I have to share everything with james-- My card, my party, even my pancakes.

Sharing can be hard.

( sighs ) Just once in my life, I'd like to have a birthday all to myself.

But, amber, you'll always have the same birthday.

It's not like you can wave a magic wand, Make you and james not twins.

I can't, but Well, those were great pancakes.

Thanks, sofia, gotta go, bye.

Wormy, how I despise birthdays.

Caw.

The king always makes me Put on a magic show for the children.

Oh, the humiliation.

Aw.

( knocking on door ) Oh, who could that be? Oh, princess amber.

Cedric, I know just what you can get me for my birthday.

Another tiara, I presume.

Tempting, but no.

I need you to cast a spell That gives james a different birthday, So today will just be my birthday.

Oh, I'm sure I could cast such a spell, If I wasn't so busy preparing for your magic show.

- This is way more important.

- Then if I do this spell for you now, - I won't have to do a magic show later? - Yes, yes, yes.

It's a deal.

Now let's find that spell.

( clears throat ) hmm.

Oh, how about that one? No, that's a shrinking spell.

- This one? - Sleeping spell.

Oh, how about that one? That's a "losing my patience" spell.

Really? I never needed a spell to lose my patience.

Ah, here it is.

This spell will make james two months younger than you, But only for today.

That's perfect.

I'll have my birthday all to myself! Yes, and so will I.

Now let's go find the un-birthday boy.

Hey, james, baileywick wants You and amber to pick out games for your party.

Just a couple more throws, okay? Here, rex.

Fetch! ( barking ) Hey, paws off my lunch.

Sorry.

I'm just playin' fetch.

It's fun.

Oh, you wanna play? No.

Rex, bring the ball to me, boy.

Come on.

Oh, that's my master.

Gotta go play now.

Bye-bye.

Attaboy.

Fetch.

Amber, mr.

Cedric.

Hey, amber, we have to go pick out our party games.

Oh, before we go, cedric has a spell he wants to show you.

Ooh, what is it? You'll see.

Hurry up! ( clears throat ) age-itatus prince-ipatio - Oh, no! - Cedric, what did you do? You were supposed to make him two months younger than me, Not a baby! It was all these dandelions and dust.

They made me sneeze.

You cast that spell on purpose? She made me do it.

I just wanted to have one birthday to myself.

Is that so wrong? Birthday, birthday, birthday! You've got to turn him back to normal, mr.

Cedric.

Oh, if mom and dad see james like this, I'll get in big trouble.

Oh, not nearly as much trouble as I will.

I just need to find the counter spell.

Ho-ho, new game, hide the book.

Got it.

No, rex! Bring that back! I need that spell book.

Come back here, you harebrained hound.

Hey, watch who you're calling harebrained, buddy.

This hare's got brains aplenty.

- Clover.

- ( screams ) Oh, can't a bunny finish a meal around here Without someone going "boo!" It's really important that we get the spell book back.

Maybe you can help mr.

Cedric find rex.

And by that, you mean maybe I can find rex myself.

- Um Yeah.

- I'm on it.

Well, it will probably take them a while To get that spell book.

So, in the meantime, Let's pick out the games for the party.

I might as well enjoy having my own birthday While I can.

Amber, we need to stay with james Until mr.

Cedric undoes the spell.

Why don't we take him with us? There'll be plenty of toys to keep him busy.

Toys, toys! ( giggling ) See? Even baby james approves.

Let's go.

Slow down, you meddlesome mutt.

( gasping ) I need that spell book.

I really must get myself to the gymnasium.

( panting ) All right, okay, game's over.

Hand me the spell book, pooch.

( laughs ) you got me.

That was a good game of chase.

Where's the spell book? I buried it.

That's our next game.

Find the buried treasure.

Yes, good luck.

( barking ) Wow, I'm gonna need some backup.

Oh, this chasing isn't getting me anywhere.

I need a more magical way to find that spell book.

Don't touch that.

Or that.

Ball! Oh, sofia, finally I get to choose the party games myself.

Oh, pin the jewel on the tiara.

James would never let me pick this.

- It's perfect! - ( kazoo blares ) - How did he find that kazoo? - I don't know.

It was his favorite toy.

He used to blow it all the time right in my Face.

So one day, I hid the kazoo in a place he'd never find it.

Until today.

- Give me the kazoo, james.

- No! ( crying ) It's okay.

Please stop crying, baby james.

Yes, I'm trying to enjoy my special day.

Amber, help me calm him down.

If someone sees him, we'll be in big trouble.

Amber, amber.

I think he wants you to hold him.

There, there.

There, there.

It's okay.

All better.

Aww! Oh, um Problem solved.

Now, back to picking out my games.

Games, games! Catch me! James, come back.

( sighs ) oh, great.

if you have a sister or a brother there are times when you will discover that you wanna play, but they get in your way no matter what you do no matter what you say but, oh, they'll make you smile they'll make you frown they'll make you chase them up and down but they're great to be around 'cause sisters and brothers are always there for one another James is just as much trouble, big or small.

- I think he's kinda fun.

- Fun, fun! Come on, it's time to pick out my birthday cake.

Amber, mom and dad can be back any minute.

We should go see if mr.

Cedric has the spell book back.

But the party's in an hour, And I need to pick out the cake.

Okay.

But how will we keep everyone in the kitchen From seeing baby james? I have an idea.

Oh, look at all these lovely cakes.

I'm going to need total concentration to choose my favorite.

May I have some privacy? Sofia.

Cake, cake! Oh, no, no, no.

Those aren't for you.

They're all for me.

I'll find something for you to eat.

How about some nice peas? Don't they look yum-yum-yummy? Nuh-uh! Mm, coconut.

Oh, strawberry.

Chocolate, chocolate cake! James wants chocolate cake every year.

But it's my choice today, and I choose Strawberry.

- No, chocolate! - James! Chocolate cake! ( amber laughing ) That's how james looks every year.

He gets more cake on his face than in his mouth.

So sharing your birthday with james is fun sometimes? ( giggles ) Well, sometimes, I guess.

James, no.

Now I have to change my dress.

First, let's see if we can change james back to normal.

Sofia, we don't even know if cedric's found the spell book yet.

And both of us can get cleaned up.

Come on.

Crystal ball, do your job.

Help me find that pesky dog.

There he is.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Look at all those holes.

Is this a game? Yeah, it's called dig up the spell book.

It's my turn, hold on.

Unless you wanna take my turn.

You bet I do! Oh, wait a minute.

Wait, wait.

You're supposed to find the buried treasure, not me.

Ha ha! Nice try, buddy boy, but I'm smarter than I look.

I sure hope so.

Oh, these little games have made me hungry, man.

Oh, I'm gonna go to the kitchen - And beg for scraps.

- No! No, wait! ( barking ) Oh, we're never gonna find the spell book.

- I have an idea.

- You do? No, it's gone.

Oh, oh, I got it.

Let's fetch the dog a bone.

How is that gonna help us find the spell book? Because dogs love to bury bones.

And they always bury things in the same place.

So if rex gets a bone He'll have to take it to where he buried the spell book.

- Exactly.

- Let's do it.

Is he cleaned up yet? Almost.

He keeps squirming.

Water, water.

Hey! Now I have to change again.

( giggling ) Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Well, two can play at this game, little guy.

When james and I were little, we had the best water fights.

- Didn't we? - Ever, ever! ( laughing ) Would you look at that! ( slurping ) Yes, he took the bait.

Great.

Now let's see where he's taking it.

The spell book! Oh, hop, we did it.

Up high.

I'll be taking that spell book now.

Thank you.

Oh, you found the book.

Way to go! I found it, and I didn't even need my crystal ball.

Step aside, woodland creature.

You're welcome.

Geez! There you go.

What that, what that? It looks like a present.

For me, from you? Well, the older you.

He must've left it in my room Before cedric turned him into a baby.

Well, go ahead, open it.

Oh, okay.

It's a locket.

It's you and james.

It's a drawing of us from our birthday last year.

Help me put it on? Sure.

It's beautiful.

James knows how much I love lockets.

I guess having a twin can be a good thing.

A really good thing.

- I have the spell book.

- Great! But we don't have to change him back right away, If you still want to have the party All to yourself, princess amber.

No brother to share it with.

Your birthday dream comes true.

That would be nice, But my birthday isn't the same without james.

I just want him back, cedric.

Oh, as you wish.

James? ( gasps ) where'd he go? James? - ( james giggling ) - oh, no.

We have to find him.

James! We've looked everywhere.

Where is he? Oh, maybe he's in the throne room.

James, are you in here? Oh, do show yourself.

He's not in here.

Sofia, what are we going to do? We've searched every room in the castle.

- ( james giggling ) - did you hear that? He's in here somewhere.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

James, are you Behind here? Oh! Oh, I should never have asked cedric To do that spell.

I was just being selfish.

Amber, you know him better than anyone.

There must be something that'll make him come out.

Oh, I guess I could sing that silly song James loves so much.

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this.

All right.

Here goes.

I'm your twin, you're my twin we stick together through thick and thin no matter what I do I'm always stuck with you and if trouble comes our way I know my twin will save the day wherever you may be you're always stuck with me when you're feeling sad and blue call my name and I'll find you we have our bond, it's tried and true you and me, me and you two by two what if I never find you? what if I'm a twin no more? I'd give all the kingdom's treasures if you came walking through that door Amber, amber! Baby james! when you're feeling sad and blue call my name and I'll find you we have our bond, it's tried and true you and me me and you Both: two by two I missed you, little guy.

Cedric.

Right.

Bigicus, growamus, this spell undoitus! James! I missed you.

Why? I didn't go anywhere.

You don't remember anything strange happening today? Well, you just hugged me, but other than that, nope.

Hey, you got my present.

Oh, uh Yes, and I love it.

Thank you.

Brilliant.

I'll give you your gift at the party.

There you are.

It's party time.

Come on! All right! Cedric, I need one more birthday favor.

Do you have a fix-it spell? That depends on what you want to fix.

I think it goes Here.

Better luck next time.

I do not remember choosing this game.

Oh, I have your present.

Here.

You found my old kazoo.

I always loved this thing.

Happy birthday, james.

The time has come To give you your presents.

This one is yours, james, And that one is for you, amber.

Happy birthday.

Whoa! What is it? A brand-new invention.

It's like a unicycle, but with two wheels, hmm.

We call it a bicycle.

( all exclaiming ) And for you, amber.

Oh, my unicorn.

Oh, I've always wanted a unicorn.

I'm going to name you Lyra.

Oh, thank you, daddy, and thank you, mother.

Yeah, thanks a bunch.

Well, looks like it's been A pretty good birthday, after all.

Good? Hello! Unicorn! It's the best birthday.

Amber, can I take a ride on your unicorn? You can try my bicycle.

- Okay, but only for a few minutes.

- ( sighs ) It was nice of you to share, amber.

I know.

Hey, amber, I'm comin' to get ya.

You have to catch me first.

Ah! Amber, james, Be careful! Father: Amber, be careful on that bicycle.

Oh, those twins.

I know.

Isn't it great?
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