03x07 - The Fliegel Has Landed

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I was a girl in the village doing all right Then I became a princess overnight Now I gotta figure out how to do it right So much to learn and see Up in the castle with my new family In a school that's just for royalty A whole enchanted world is waiting for me - I'm so excited to be - Sofia the first I'm finding out what being royal's all about Sofia the first Making my way, it's an adventure every day Sofia - It's gonna be my time - Sofia To show them all that I'm Sofia the first BOTH: Seventeen, 18, 19, 20.

Ready or not, here we come.

Where's Teeny? Come out, come out, wherever you are.

( Teeny giggling ) BOTH: Aha! ( giggling ) - Whoa! - Sorry, Chief.

That's okay, Teeny.

I should've seen you coming.

But I was busy star gazing.

Your cave crystals really do look like stars, Chief Knuckles.

I wish we had more.

I do, too, Teeny, but you know how rare cave crystals are.

Each troll only gets one.

- Like this.

- TEENY: Ooh! ( laughs ) Okay, have fun, everyone.

Bye, Chief Knuckles.

See ya, Chief.

All right, it's my turn to hide.

Start counting.

One, two, three Here we go.

( counting continues ) Oh, whew.

Oh, I've never hidden over here before.

It's really dark.

Ah, that's better.

They'll never find me in here.

( gasping ) What's this? Hey! Glorious light, at last.

Huh.

All I've had is this pathetic little candle to light up this dark, dreary cave.

Hey, give that back, you flying gnome.

Flying gnome? I'm a fliegel.

Grotta the fliegel, to you.

What's a fliegel? ( scoffs ) You don't even know what a fliegel is? You must not get out of your cave much.

So listen up, little troll, and I'll tell you what I'm all about.

I don't like the dark, but I live in a cave A cozy little home is what I crave Even if I have to misbehave Beware, this fliegel has landed From kingdom to kingdom, I have roamed Searching high and low with a fine-tooth comb Finally found a cave to call my home Behold, this fliegel has landed I used to reside under ol' Khaldoun Till they chased me outta town But this little cave will do just fine Once I move a few things around This place will look great once I do a little decorating, and get a lot of those glowing crystal thingies.

Well, maybe you could ask Chief Knuckles for some.

Ask? I don't ask, I tell.

And I'm telling you to get me some more of the little crystals.

You could be a little nicer about it.

I could, but I don't have to, 'cause I'm a fliegel! Like it or not, I'm here to stay So you better do everything I say Or there's gonna be a hefty price to pay Because this fliegel has landed Oh, yeah, this fliegel has landed Look out This fliegel has landed On you Troll.

Oh, I can't find anything in this mess.

Flinch! Yes, Grotta.

Find something to put this in.

Right away, Grotta.

( shrieks ) It's dark! Flinch, pick it up! Pick it up! Sorry, Grotta.

Please don't zap me.

Are you afraid of the dark? I am not afraid of anything, mister.

Now, take this bucket and fill it up with those glowing crystals.

- Or else.

- Or else what? Or else I turn you into a salamander.

Commanda salamanda! - Ah! - Take it from me.

You don't want to mess with Grotta.

Now, get me what I want, and no one will get salamandered.

And don't go telling anyone about this.

You go blabbin', and I go zappin'.

Just bring me those crystals.

Got it, troll? Yes.

Okay.

I will.

Flinch, be more careful with my crystal.

Sorry, Grotta.

( frustrated sigh ) You just can't scare up good help these days.

- ( panting ) - Whoa.

- Hey! - Sorry.

We're supposed to find you, Gnarlie.

What happened? Uh, nothing.

I just don't wanna play anymore.

Aww! - Are you okay? - I'm fine.

I just feel like doing something else now.

Hey, have you ever mined for cave crystals? You mine for those? Yeah.

It's really fun.

You get to bang big hammers.

- Wanna try it? - Sure.

Hey, I think I found something.

Ooh, let me see, let me see.

Oh.

It's only an emerald.

Well, isn't that a precious gem? But it doesn't glow like a cave crystal.

Hey, I found something, too.

Good job, Teeny.

Oh, but it's just a diamond.

( sighs ) It's no use.

We've been at this for hours, and we've only found one cave crystal.

We're never gonna mine a whole bucket full of 'em, and I'm gonna be Gonna be what, Gnarlie? Tired.

I'm gonna be tired from all this mining.

( yawns ) I'm gonna go rest for a while, Sofia.

I'll see you later.

That's strange.

I've never seen Gnarlie act like that before.

Me either.

I think there's something wrong with him.

- What do we do? - We find out what it is.

Wait for me, Sofia.

Our cave is the other way.

Where is he going? I don't know.

- Hello? - FLINCH: Ah, you're back.

Did you bring the crystals? I tried, but I could only find one.

Oh, this is not good.

Listen, I thought if I told her the truth, maybe Grotta would understand.

You thought what?! ( laughing ) Oh, that's a good one.

You know what happened the last time someone thought Grotta would understand? No.

What? Put it this way.

I wasn't always a mole.

( gasps ) Grotta did that to you? Yeah.

Do yourself a favor and do what she says.

Flinch, where are my throw pillows? So, the trembling troll is back.

Did you bring the crystals? Listen, I tried mining for some, but I only found one.

They're very rare.

Ah, yes.

This makes me very unhappy.

And when I'm not happy, nobody's happy! It's true.

I haven't been happy for two years.

You're gonna bring me more crystals, and you're gonna do it by the time this candle burns out.

And if I see it melt all the way down, and you still haven't brought me what I want, boo-hoo, I'm coming for you.

Uh, okay.

Okay.

We have to rethink this whole layout, Flinch.

Ugh.

Move the rock sofa back over there.

- Again? - Uh-uh, Flinch.

Uh, I mean, right away, Grotta.

- Gnarlie.

- Sofia.

You two shouldn't have come.

You have to leave now.

Why didn't you tell us about that mean little What is she anyway? She's a fliegel.

She said if I told anyone, she'd turn me into a salamander.

What am I gonna do, Sofia? I can't just make a bucket of cave crystals appear out of nowhere.

And I only have until Grotta's candle burns out.

Well, you can't make them appear, but I know someone who might be able to.

Oh, but Grotta told me not to tell anybody.

And now you wanna tell somebody else? It's only to get you those cave crystals.

Then everything will be fine.

Don't worry, Gnarlie.

I won't let you get turned into a salamander.

The Deep End of the Potion, For Whom the Spell Scrolls, Thursdays With Merlin.

Ah, there it is.

How to Hex Friends and Enchant People.

Mr.

Cedric! Prospero's pickles.

- Mr.

Cedric.

- Up here.

Oh.

What are you doing up there? I was just practicing my levitation spell.

Well, could you maybe come down here for a minute? I need your help.

Give me one reason why I should.

- I'll give you the ladder.

- That'll do.

Right.

What is it this time? Do you know a spell that can conjure up cave crystals for my troll friend? Hmm.

Cave crystals, eh? Let's see.

Cave crystals, cave crystals.

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's a piece of cake.

All I need is some diamond dust.

Should be right next to the sapphire seeds.

Of course, here it is.

Powers of the earth, above and below, conjure a pile of crystals that glow.

That's not right.

- My workshop! Shoo, shoo.

- ( crash ) Oh, shoo, you flightless flappers.

What happened? Oh, this isn't diamond dust.

( sniffs ) - It's eggshell powder.

- ( squawks ) I suppose that explains the chickens.

Well, do you have any diamond dust? Mmm, no.

It appears I'm all out.

I told Gnarlie I'd help him.

Help him with what exactly? This mean fliegel is going to turn him into a salamander if he doesn't give her cave crystals.

- A fliegel? - Yes.

Oh, I've dealt with those bossy little cave dwellers before.

- You have? - They think they're so powerful, but there isn't a fliegel alive who can match wands with a royal sorcerer such as myself.

So, you'll help us? I am always happy to rid the kingdom of a pesky fliegel.

Thank you, Mr.

Cedric.

You're the best.

Yes, I am.

Don't worry, Gnarlie.

Mr.

Cedric is a great sorcerer.

He'll take care of Grotta for you.

Are you sure? She's pretty powerful.

Oh, poppycock.

I shall make magical mincemeat out of that fliegel.

Oh, if you say so.

GROTTA: A little more to the left.

A little more to the right.

Yes, Grotta.

There.

All done.

Finally.

- This looks dreadful.

- What?! Ugh, everything's in the wrong place.

Start over.

Start over? But everything is made of stone.

Really heavy stone.

Everything except you, my darling Flinch.

But I can fix that.

What should we move first? How about the two-ton couch? CEDRIC: See here, fliegel.

Who are you? Oh! I am Cedric the Sensational.

Royal sorcerer to King Roland the second.

And Princess Sofia of Enchancia.

We've come to ask you to leave Gnarlie alone.

More specifically, we've come to politely tell you to leave him alone.

Yeah, leave Gnarlie alone! Or face my awesome power.

Too bad I have awesome-er powers.

Uh, I'm not sure that's a word.

Uh, I mean, it's the most awesome-est word ever.

Let's see what you got, sorcerer.

Oh, you're about to, fliegel.

Begonicus! - Not again! - What happened? I forgot to wipe off the eggshell powder.

Commanda salamanda! - Mr.

Cedric! - ( Grotta laughs ) I told you before, troll.

You do what I say or else.

Oh, Mr.

Cedric, I'm so sorry I got you into this.

You're sorry? I'm the one who's a salamander.

It could've been worse.

Now, don't you have some cave crystals to fetch for me? But I told you.

I couldn't find any more.

- What about the ceiling stars? - Sh.

Teeny.

Ceiling stars! You keep crystals on the ceiling of your caves? You can't take those.

They're our most precious possessions.

Well, they're going to be my most precious possessions.

You know, I'd hurry.

If I see this candle burn all the way down, and I don't have my crystals, it'll be the lizard life for all of you, and anyone else who tries to stop me.

Now get out of here! Guess I've gotta give her some of our ceiling crystals.

No, Gnarlie, there's got to be another way.

- Like what? - I don't know.

But I'm going to find out.

Would you watch Mr.

Cedric for me, Teeny? Sure.

He's cute.

I'll be right back.

Hurry.

- Mom.

- Sofia? Do you have a minute? I always have time for you, Sofia.

What is it? You see, I've got this friend, and there's a really mean fliegel threatening to use her magic on him if he doesn't do what she says.

A friend, huh? Are you sure we're not talking about you, Sofia? No, it's one of the trolls.

I see.

Well, has your troll friend tried telling this fliegel - to stop bothering him? - It didn't work.

Oh.

Has he tried going to someone in charge, like Chief Knuckles? He's not supposed to tell anyone.

He has to.

Then Chief Knuckles and the other trolls can help your friend stand up to this fliegel.

Do you really think that will stop her? I do.

Okay.

Thanks, Mom.

I can't do it.

Oh, do you ever sleep? ( giggling ) Stop.

Get away from me, you clingy troll.

There.

You look so pretty, Mr.

Cedric.

Oh, the humanity.

I talked to my mom, and I think I know how to fix everything, - including you, Mr.

Cedric.

- Finally.

- Where's Gnarlie? - Right here.

I just couldn't do it, Sofia.

I couldn't take our ceiling stars.

You don't have to, Gnarlie.

There's another way out of this.

You have to get help from Chief Knuckles.

I don't want him to get turned into a salamander.

The only real way to deal with a bully is to get help.

Time's up, troll.

This candle is finished, and so are you.

I want those crystals now! You leave him alone! Aw, okay, Princess.

I'll pick on you instead.

Capturus Princesso! No! Now, I'm taking the princess back to my cave until you get me those crystals from the ceiling.

All you have to do is bring them to me, and I will let her go.

Don't listen to her, Gnarlie.

Remember what I told you.

You won't get away with this.

That bow looks pretty on you, lizard lips.

What are you gonna do, Gnarlie? I'm gonna take Sofia's advice, Teeny.

You did the right thing coming to us about this, Gnarlie.

I'm sorry I didn't come sooner, Chief Knuckles.

I was scared.

No shame in that.

Any of us would be.

But now, your friend's in trouble, and you have to save her.

- I can't.

- Don't worry.

We will all face the fliegel together, Gnarlie.

But you have to lead the way.

Me? Why? To show this bully of a fliegel that she can't push you around.

Flinch, I thought I told you to put up the mirror that brings out my natural beauty.

I'm not sure such a mirror exists.

- Well, you better find one.

- Uh Oh, would you rather be a spider or an earthworm? Neither.

Do you have to boss everyone around? How else am I supposed to get what I want? - Now where is that troll? - Right here, Grotta.

You shouldn't sneak up on people like that.

That's my job.

Now, where are the crystals? On the ceiling of the troll cave, where they belong.

Yeah, you see, one way or another, I am taking those crystals.

No, you're not.

And who's going to stop me? - You? - No.

Us.

What what's this? Where did those trolls come from? Stay back.

Stay back! There's one thing you should know about trolls, fliegel.

We stick together.

Get back.

I'm warning you.

( screaming ) The light.

( sobbing ) Turn the light back on.

She's afraid of the dark.

Good thinking, Gnarlie.

( sobbing continues ) I'm sorry.

I promise I'll leave everyone alone.

Just please make it light again.

Oh, thank goodness.

Let Sofia go, Grotta.

Okay, okay.

Letlooseum.

And Mr.

Cedric.

Turn him back to normal.

( sniffling ) Was he ever really normal to begin with? You know what she means, fliegel.

Fine.

Very well.

Reverso.

Don't, Mr.

Cedric.

Then we'll be just as mean as her.

Mark my words, fliegel.

You haven't seen the last of me.

Why are troll doorways so low? You weren't very nice to my friend, Grotta.

I think you owe him an apology.

I'm sorry.

I'm just so scared of the dark, I had to have those cave crystals.

Well, there are better ways to get what you want than bossing people around.

Really? Like what? Like asking them nicely.

She's right.

If you had just asked us, we might have given you some.

But no one's ever nice to me.

Because you're not nice to them.

Oh.

Okay.

Well, here goes nothing.

I know these caves belong to you, but is it okay if I stay here and live in this one? You forgot the magic word.

- Abracadabra? - Please.

( sniffles ) Please.

To tell you the truth, Grotta, there's no way you can stay here without a little more light.

Here.

You can have my crystal.

And mine.

- And mine.

- And mine.

Here.

Huh? You're giving them to me? Why? Because it's the neighborly thing to do, and it looks like you're our new neighbor.

( gasps ) I've never seen so much light.

I don't know what to say.

You could start with thank you.

Thank you.

Uh, excuse me, but since you're being nicer and everything, I wouldn't mind getting turned back to normal.

I suppose you're right, Flinch.

Reverso! I thought you were going to change him back.

I am back.

This is what I was before she turned me into a mole.

Oh, well, in that case, you look great.

( giggling ) So cute.

Uh-oh.

Thanks for helping me, Sofia.

Any time, Gnarlie.

Now how would my new neighbors like to join me for cave moss tea? Ooh, my favorite.

- That would be marvelous.

- GROTTA: Wonderful.

Then sit right down and enjoy.

Cave moss? It's tastier than it sounds.