03x16 - Bunny Swap

[bunniefuu]

I was a girl in the village doing all right Then I became a princess overnight Now I gotta figure out how to do it right So much to learn and see Up in the castle with my new family In a school that's just for royalty A whole enchanted world is waiting for me - I'm so excited to be - Sofia the first I'm finding out what being royal's all about Sofia the first Making my way, it's an adventure every day Sofia - It's gonna be my time - Sofia To show them all that I'm Sofia the first ( muttering ) - Hi, Clover! - ( shrieks ) Wanna play fetch? Rex, come on, man.

I'm trying to nap here.

Eww! So, no? - Yes.

- Yes?! No.

I meant no to the yes.

Okay.

I'll come back later.

Perfectly good nap ruined.

Guess I'll have a snack.

Ugh! Ew! These are sour.

Great.

Maybe I should just go back to sleep.

Clover, are you okay? No.

My nap got interrupted by a slobbering dog, and my blueberries are sour, and my napping pillow split down the middle.

Aw.

Is my little bunny having a bad day? Yes.

Yes, I am.

Aw.

How can I cheer you up? Maybe a hug? You know I'm not a hugger.

Game of hopscotch? You always win.

That's 'cause I'm a bunny.

I know.

Let's get you a new napping pillow.

Hey, now you're talkin'! Thanks, Sof.

Hm.

I think my tail fell asleep.

Why did we have to drive so far? To get to the best pillow shop in Enchancia.

Oh, hop! I could really do some great napping in there.

Wait, Clover.

No pets allowed.

Sorry.

No pets allowed.

This is really not my day.

Don't worry.

Just point to whatever pillow you want, and I'll get it.

Okay, there we go.

That one.

Gigantic, blue, with tassels for chewin'.

Oh, come on.

- You got it.

- Yeah! ( door bell jingles ) See you in a minute.

Oh! First a new pillow, now a snack.

Ha! This day may finally be turning around.

( sniffs ) Ah, phew! That stinks.

Whoa! Some of it's not rotten.

Didn't mean to scare you, buddy.

You look familiar, man.

You look just like me.

That's what it is.

You are one handsome rabbit, but, oh, uh you could use a bath.

( laughs ) Yeah, yeah.

What's a bath? It's when someone washes you with water, and maybe a little tear-free soap.

- Someone washes you? - Yeah.

Duh.

What kind of place do you live in? - A castle.

- Oh, my goose! Oh, my goose, oh, my goose! You live in a castle?! Oh, my goose! Are you okay, whatever your name is? Barley.

I'm ( sings fanfare ) Barley! Well, Barley, I ( sings fanfare ) am Clover.

Good to meet you.

Whoo, your life must be fantastic.

And so fancy.

Not today, it isn't.

Why not? My nap got interrupted, they gave me sour blueberries, Wait, wait, wait.

You get fed? Excuse me a sec, Barley, will ya? I'm just gonna make sure my princess is picking up the right pillow.

You have a pillow?! I'll be right back.

Where is she? I can't see.

( sniffs ) Ah, there you are.

Time to go home, Clover.

Princess Sofia is waiting.

Wait! He's not Clover.

I'm Clover! Wait.

Wait! ( yelling ) Hey! Wait.

Wait.

Here I come.

No, wait! Come back! You've got the wrong bunny! So, what do you think, Clover? ( stammering ) This is the one you asked for, right? Uh Pillow.

Princess.

Blueberries.

Oh, my goose.

I just landed in the fancy life! ( laughing ) The fancy life? What do you mean? Wait! You can understand me? Of course I can understand you, silly, and why are you talking like that ( stammering ) - ( giggles ) - CLOVER: Come back! Come back! The truth is, uh ( sighs ) I was munchin' on some scraps outside, and something got caught in my throat, but, oh, hop, I'm great.

( sniffs ) What's that smell? Some of those scraps might've been garbage.

( nervous chuckle ) Well, don't worry.

We'll get you a bath.

A bath.

I heard about those.

( breathless ) Wait wait.

Hold up.

They must've gone that way.

Uh, or that way.

Or that way.

( sadly ) Which way did they go? Huh? Oh! I'll go get us some lunch.

Meet me in my room, okay? Okay Princess.

( laughs ) Man, she's gonna get me lunch.

She's gonna get me lunch She's Wait.

Where's her room? Ah! Dog! Clover! A dog, a dog! He's gonna sniff me.

He'll know I'm not Clover.

Then it's bye-bye fancy life.

( sniffing loudly ) Whoa! Hi, Clover.

Hi ahem hi you.

You wanna play fetch? Fetch? Sure.

Really? You never say yes.

I mean no.

I mean Hey, I've got a better idea.

Yo, let's have a race.

First one to Sofia's room wins.

I'd love that! Okay! Oh, berries.

That's a sight for sore eyes.

Help.

I'm stuck! Yo, somebody help me! Is there a poor, suffering creature in need? Yes, poor, suffering creature in need over here.

Oh, how exciting.

I mean, I'm a-comin'.

Can you can you get me outta here? Yes, can do.

Thank you.

Um, I'm ( sings fanfare ) Clover.

Sassafras.

Trailblazer, star gazer, and champion to those in need.

Really? Oh! Because I'm trying to get back to my castle, - but I think I'm lost.

- That's great! It is? Yes.

You're lost, hungry, and far from home.

It's like I hit the helpin' jackpot.

First, better eat some bristle berries.

We got a long hike ahead of us, and you're gonna need all the energy you can get.

Oh, thank you.

( chewing loudly ) These taste like dirt.

I know.

Aren't they yums? Don't you have any, uh, blueberries or raspberries? Nope.

No sirree.

Not out here in the wilderness.

Now follow me.

I know a shortcut straight to the castle.

Princess Sofia's room! I win! ( laughs ) You sure did.

You're way too fast for me.

( laughs ) Okay.

See ya later, pal.

( howling ) Hey.

So how's this spot for your new napping pillow? What? This is where I nap? This is this is Aw, come on.

This is my I mean oh! And do I love it?! ( laughs ) Princess.

( awkward chuckle ) I'm glad to hear that, Clover.

So then, I'll leave it there.

And here's your lunch.

That's for me? ( excited laughter ) Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! You're welcome.

Um, what happened to your ear? Nothin'.

I'm just a, uh Ouch.

What's the hold-up, bunny? Looks like there might be a storm a-blowin' in, and your castle is still a ways off.

These rocks are like spikes.

They're jabbing into my paws.

Let me see those paws.

( laughs ) Hey, no wonder the rocks hurt.

These are the softest paws I've ever seen.

What do you do all day? Sleep, eat, eat some more, maybe I play a game with my princess, then sleep a little more after that.

Whoo hoo whee! You have your own princess?! That sounds awful nice.

I have a trick for ya.

We'll put these mushroom tops around those soft paws.

It's nature's padding.

( loud chewing ) This is delicious.

Heavenly! And not one piece of it is rotten.

Clover, you really are acting strange.

Are you sure there's not something wrong? I was just really hungry.

But I'm great.

Um, okay.

Well, I'm going to fencing practice.

I'll see you later.

You sure will, because I wanna stay here forever and ever and ever! Well, I'm just a country bunny I never thought my life could be so great I got a princess and a pillow And a snack bowl seven times my weight Whoo! I'm living it up in the royal style Living it up makes me wanna smile Living it up, think I'll stay a while Living it up, oh, yeah I'm living it up I wish that I was back at home now Could use a little nap and maybe a snack I'd rather have a little brushing Instead of all these branches scratching my back Ow! I'm not living it up, been hopping for miles Not living it up, really cramping my style Not living it up, getting harder to smile Not living it up, oh, no Not living it up Everything is cozy here in the castle I wanna see my brand-new pillow with all the tassels Just how many blueberries can I knock back? Man, I wish nature would cut me some slack I'm living it up No longer have to worry Not living it up, I really gotta hurry I'm living it up, feeling soft and furry Living it up I'm about to give up I'm living it up Oh, yeah, I'm living it up I'm giving up Are these hills ever gonna end? - It could be worse.

- ( thunder crashing ) And now it is.

( inhales deeply ) Ah! It's all part of the great outdoors.

Yeah.

Is there any indoor area in all this outdoors that we could maybe hide out in for a while? My place isn't too far from here.

We can wait out the storm there if you want, and you'll be happy to hear, it is a nice, soft path all the way.

The path is soft because it's all muddy, isn't it? Yep, but it's only neck-deep, so we'll be fine.

Mmm that does not sound fine.

That's strange.

Clover never plays with Rex.

You know what? You are, like, way more fun than usual today, Clover.

( laughs ) Well, uh, don't tell anyone, but I'm not Clover.

( laughing ) Okay Clover.

I won't tell anyone.

Hi, guys.

Having a good time? Oh, yeah.

The best time of my life.

But, Clover, I thought you didn't like playing fetch with Rex.

I didn't.

I mean, I don't.

This is a one-time thing, ya know? Hmm.

So do you want a snack? Nah, that's all right.

I'm still full from lunch.

Okay, that's it.

You never play fetch with Rex, your voice sounds funny, and you are never, ever full.

You are not Clover, are you? Okay, okay, you're right.

- I am not Clover.

- Who are you then? My name's ( singing fanfare ) Barley.

Your coachman picked me up in the village because he thought I was Clover.

I didn't wanna tell you because castle life is so amazing, and I just wanted to stay.

So Clover's still in the village by himself? I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to cause any harm.

I'll help you find him, okay? Okay.

We need to go right away.

Hey, we're in the middle of our game.

Where are you going? I'm sorry, dog.

We gotta find the real Clover.

Oh! Okay, Clover.

( thunder crashing ) Here we are.

Home sweet tree.

Uh, where's the part where you actually live? Right here.

You can relax on this big chair.

It's super comfy as hunks of wood go.

Or take the exercise ball.

You could just sit on it like this, or you could stretch over it, or do arm dips.

And if you feel like a nap, and you seem like the type who does, you can take a quick snooze over here.

It's a back scratcher and bed all in one.

So you like living here.

Of course.

It's pretty swell, huh? ( sighs happily ) Yep, I am one lucky marsupial.

You know, I live in a huge castle, nap on a big, soft pillow, snack on fresh blueberries.

I even have a princess who scratches my ears, plays with me, and cheers me up when I'm having a bad day, even if it's not really that bad a day.

I never realized how lucky I am.

Well, sometimes, you're not truly thankful for what you got until you lose it.

Let me demonstrate.

- You see? - You're right.

And I am going to be thankful for all the things I have in my life, as soon as I get back home.

Then what are we waitin' for? Let's get back out there.

But it's still raining.

Oh, you're not gonna let a little rain keep you from gettin' back to your castle, are you? No way, Sassafras.

I am going home.

And I'm a-gonna get you there, bunny.

( horse whinnying ) Is everyone all right back there? We're okay.

Good.

I'm afraid we lost a wheel, miss.

Poor Clover.

I hope he's somewhere safe and warm.

There it is.

There it is! I'm almost home! This way, Sassafras.

( laughing ) Yes! Whoo, I'm back, baby! I am never going out into the wilderness again.

So this is your place, huh? Hm.

This is my Princess Sofia's room.

I hang out here a lot.

Oh, this is where Sofia and I have lunch.

This is where we play hopscotch.

Oh, and this is where she lets me chew all the shoes I want.

Oh ( chewing loudly ) And that's That is the new napping pillow Sofia got me.

( giggling ) Wait.

Sofia? Where's Sofia? Hey, Sof.

Sof.

Clover! You're back already.

What do you mean already? I feel like I've been gone for ages.

Where's Sofia? Oh, she went out to look for you.

( panting ) With you.

With me? What She went out there, in the storm? Come on.

We gotta find my princess.

She could get hurt out there.

I don't understand.

You wanna go back outside? But you're finally in your castle, with its fancy walls and floors, and things to chew.

I know, I know, but none of these things seem all that great without Sofia.

She gave me all this.

She gave me this good life, and she's the best part of it.

So I'm goin' back out there, Sassafras.

Run, rabbit, run.

Hey, why do all the Clovers keep leaving me behind? Wait up! Look, look.

They must've gone that way.

A coach.

Oh, no.

What happened to her? What if she's hurt, and wandering through the woods all alone? What if she got stuck in a bramble bush, or eaten by a wild beast? - Oh - Clover? Sofia? Oh, it's me! It's me! The real me! I'm so glad you're okay.

I was afraid I'd never see you again.

Hey, are you sure it's the real you? I thought you weren't a hugger.

Well, I am now.

You! Oh, hey.

( nervous laughter ) Sorry I tried to live your life and all, but it was just such a nice, cozy life, compared to mine.

( frustrated groan ) Ah! I can't blame you, Barley.

I do have a great life.

( giggles ) All thanks to you, Sof.

Does this mean you are now a poor, helpless creature in need of a home? Well, I guess I am.

Enchante.

And you are? This is Sassafras.

I couldn't have found my way home without her.

You know, Barley, I happen to have a nice, cozy hollowed-out tree - with plenty of extra space.

- You do? And enough bristle berries to whip up a whole pie.

Oh, I love bristle berries! ( laughs ) They're definitely made for each other.

( sighs ) Well, Princess, the coach is all fixed up and ready to go.

Okay, great.

I guess it's so long for now.

Thanks for everything, Sass.

Any time, friends.

And Princess, I had a great day.

I did, too.

Good luck, Barley.

BARLEY: Bristle berries, here we come! So, you ready to go home, Clover? I kind of feel like I already am.

( horse whinnies )