03x07 - Spider-Sprig/Olivia & Yunan

[bunniefuu]

[jackhammer rumbling]

[theme song playing]

[frogs croaking]

In the name of justice,

your reign of terror
is over, Buffer Fish!

Why fight me Tarantu-Lad?
When you should join me!

What?

Like me, you'll never
be accepted by this world.

If that is my fate,
then so be it!

[laughs]

[groans]

You will never be loved.

[all gasping]

[chattering]

[crowd gasps]

All this time...

He's a monster!

[crying]

I don't care what you are.
To me, you're a hero!

[cheering]

[Tarantu-Lad] Mother, Father,
I've finally found my home.

[sobbing]

And that was Tarantu-Lad:
The World I Call Home.

Quite possibly
the finest film ever made.

I-- I've never seen
anything like that!

So moving! So inspiring!

[sighs] I wish I could be
lovingly embraced
by all of humanity.

No can do, dude.
Low profile, remember?

I know, I know,
but it's not fair.

You got to make your mark
in Amphibia!

That's because in Amphibia,
we weren't in hiding.

[sighs] Fine.

I still can't believe you guys
actually liked that movie!

It was stuffed
with predictable tropes
and lazy writing.

We have got to cut back
on your Internet use.

All I'm sayin' is that you'd
have to be pretty dense

to think any of that
would be possible.

First of all,
the idea that a vigilante
would be given free reign...

[Sprig] He was just
a mild-mannered frog boy
who never made a fuss.

But he was destined
to be something more...

[electronic music plays]

[groans]

Who knows how long he's got left
on Earth?

It's time to put his mark
on the world
and be adored by all!

All right, Earth.
Get ready to meet Frog-Man!

Hey Sprig, did you see--

What are you doing?

I'm fulfilling my destiny
as Frog-Man,
your neighborhood superhero!

You mean
neighborhood attention-seeker.

The only thing I seek
is justice!

Hop, hop and away!

You're never going to
solve systemic societal problems
with a sock on your head!

-[Sprig in distance] Watch me!
-[dog barks]

Here I am.
Guardian of the city.
No evil shall escape my gaze.

[screams]

Whoa, whoa!

Totally meant to do that.

And now to search for crime.
All right,
I'm writing you kids up.

You need a permit
to sell goods
on this street.

[groans] Mom's gonna hate this.
Dude, we're eight.

What seems to be
the problem here?

[chuckles] Who are you?
Some kind of masked vigilante?

Exactly. I am...

Frog-Man!
Ribbiter of Justice!

Well, these streets
don't need you,
'cause they've got me!

Robert Otto,
Neighborhood Safety Supervisor.

More like
Neighborhood Butt Cheek.

Listen, this neighborhood
ain't big enough
for the both of us.

And I was here first,
so get lost!

Hey, I don't want to fight you.
I only want to fight injustice!

[screaming in distance]

[both] Someone's in trouble!

This neighborhood's
finally hit rock bottom.

-[horn honking]
-[tires screeching]

[screaming]

It's okay!
Your Neighborhood Safety
Supervisor is here--

Hit the brakes!

They're out!
And now I can't even see!

-[screams]
-[horn honks]

Not so fast!
Tongue web!

[stretching]

[screams]

Ow!
Oh, my gosh. That kid did it.

What a hero!

Hey, what about me? I mean,
I slowed the bus down first.

-[cheering]
- Hey, hey. Way to go, kiddo.

Please. Citizens, please.
It was nothing.

Molly Jo? You were in that bus?
Oh, thank goodness you're safe.

Thank you, Frog-Man,
for saving me
and my Grandpa Robert!

[chuckles] Oh, no problem.

Uh.
[both straining]

What the--
Sorry, just gotta--

There we go.

-[both laugh]
-[crowd cheers]

Stupid Frog-Man.

[meows]

[Frog-Man shouts]

Look out, LA,
there's a new frog superhero
in town!

[speaking Spanish]

[Anne] Sprig!

-[dog barking]
-[Robert grumbles]

[growls]

[grunts]

[roars]

I've been taking care
of this neighborhood for years,
and what do I get? Nothing!

Hmm. If only I could prove
Frog-Man is a joke.

[groans] What's this?

It's some kind of
high-tech mechanical arm.

Oh ho ho!

Surprisingly light.

Yet so powerful.
And a perfect fit.

This must be fate!

And it looks like fate
wants me to squash
that frog boy. [laughs]

Haha!

[chanting] Frog-Man! Frog-Man!

Yes, yes. Adore me!

Please, please.
No thanks necessary!

[meows]
Okay,
maybe a few thanks necessary.

Please, Frog-Man,
have a novelty pizza
on the house!

Ooh, thanks!

[Robert]
Halt, fiend!

Scoundrels like you
deserve no such za!

Who or what is that?

Huh. It looks like Robert Otto.

He said he hated me
and was gonna get his revenge.

What's he doing here?

Now frog, let's settle this!

-[bystanders screaming]
- Yes! My very own supervillain!

People are going to
love me even more!
Just like Tarantu-Lad!

This is no longer
a popularity contest.

This is a battle
for the soul
of a city.

A battle I intend to win!

Whoa!

[car alarm blares]
Wow. Cool robot arm.

Where'd you get it?

Wouldn't you like to know!

Frog-Man, you're but a wart
on the face of this city.

Get ready
for some laser surgery!

[Frog-Man shouts]

[gasps]

[cackles]

[panting]

[grunts]

[both] Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

[shouts]

[screaming]

[screams]

[Frog-Man] Na, na,
you can't get me!

Why won't you just sit still?

Crime doesn't sit still
and neither shall I. [shouts]

Whoa! [screams]

[screams]

Huh? Molly Jo!
Huh? Granddaughter!

[grunts]

[grunts, sighs]

Oh, good one, Frog-Man.

Thanks. It was no problem
for Frog-Man, Defender of Jus--

Jerk!

No, justice.
Defender of Justice.

Justice? Look around you!

Your flashy battle
could have really hurt someone.
Or worse.

What have I done?

That's a lot of property damage.

I don't believe this.
I thought you were cool.

You're both just destructive
attention seekers. Nothing more.

Wait!

You're-- You're right.
It was selfish of me.

If I really wanted
to help people,
there were better ways.

[scoffs] You're darn right.

Yeah, I'm sorry too.
We'll clean this up stat.
Mmm.

[rock music playing]

[music ends]

Friends?

[sighs] Friends.

[both straining]

Oh!

[laughing]

Hey. Can I see your face?

No.
It would give you nightmares.
And those nightmares would puke.

Haha!

You're definitely under arrest.

Fair enough.

[Anne] You!
[shouts]

I cannot believe this!

You put all of us at risk
just to play dress up?

Yep, but that's all done now.

It ended up doing more harm
than good anyway.

Looks like you've had a time.

I have to admit,
it was a pretty cool costume.

You like it?
I cut up your clothes
to make it.

[Anne] Sprig!