04x08 - Dust Bunnies/Educating Angelica

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04x08 - Dust Bunnies/Educating Angelica

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[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Western movie music
playing... ]

[ Wind blowing...]

Stu:
what a day, huh, guys?

A fun afternoon

At the park

A little ice cream

And now we lie down
for a nice n...

Uh-oh.
Deed's spring cleaning.

Okay, think fast.

I'll drop the boys off,
sneak out the back

And didi will never know
I was...

Hi, honey!

Oh, good, stu, you're home.

[ Kissing]

I need you to move

The furniture
in the foyer

And sweep under it.

Then do something
about that garage.

But, deed...

Stu, honey,
if we don't do it now

The dust bunnies

Are going to
take over the house.

D... D... Dust bunnies?

You know what
bunnies are, chuckie.

They're those
soft, fuzzy aminals

That eat carrots and stuff.

Uh... Well,
if they're so nice

Why is your mom and dad
so worried about them?

They're worried
'cause dust bunnies

Aren't nothing
like regular bunnies.

Dust bunnies are big

Slimy, horrible

Monster bunnies!

See these?

Dust bunny tracks.

Deh...
They sure got big feet.

Not big...

Humongerous.

Dust bunnies grow
under the carpets all year long

And can only 'scape
when parents move the furniture.

That's when the bunnies
go searching

For their favoritest
snack in the world...

Sweet, tender
little babies.

[ Chuckie whimpers]

Angelica:
they feel around
for you

With their long,
sticky ears

And then
they come after you--

Hop, hop, hop!--
And when they get you

They wrap you
all up in their dust

And drag you back
to the kingdom of dust!

No, no, no...

[ Whimpering]

No, don't take me away!

No...

[ Whimpering and groaning]

It's too late, chuckie.

The dust bunnies
are out looking

For delicious babies.

And when they find you,
they'll take you away

And soak you in juice and stuff

Till you're soft
and tender.

And then the dust bunny king
will eat you all up!

[ Screams]

There's got to be
someplace we can hide, tommy.

Wait, angelica.

If the dust bunnies
only live under the carpet

That means we'd be safe
in the kitchen, right?

Uh, sure, the kitchen.

Too bad it's all the way
on the other side of the house.

I guess you'll just
have to stay here

And get eated
by the dust bunnies.

Have a nice day.

[ Angelica
cackling...]

[ Grunting]

I don't see...

Why we just can't
clean aroundthe furniture.

What could be
under here that's so...

Wow...

Hey...

The inventor's weekly

Christmas issue!

I wondered

What happened
to that.

Hmm...

Deh... What are we
going to do, tommy?

Well, we're not going
to wait here to get eated.

We're going to get
to the kitchen.

But how?

You heard angelica.

The dust bunnies
are under the carpet.

Then we won't touch
the carpet.

We'll go on top
of the furniture.

[ Grunting]

[ Both grunting]

[ Gasping]

Whoa!

[ Gasping and grunting]

[ Gasps]

Whoa!

Whoa!

[ Grunting]

Hmm... Peach of cake.

[ Grunting]

Whoa!

[ Both grunting]

[ Both gasp]

Chuckie:
dust bunny!

We're trapped.

[ Sighs]

Stu, honey.

Could you carry these boxes

Down to the garage?

Stu? Stu?

Right.

I'm on it.

We'll have to make
a run for it.

But the dust bunny!

I think it's sleeping.

Maybe if we tiptoe
really quiet

It won't wake up.

It's either that,
or we wait to get eated.

Are you with me?

I.... I'm with you.

Oh, why does it always seem

Like I got no good choices
to choose from?

[ Door creaks]

Angelica:
so...

They think they can escape,
do they?

We're almost there, chuckie.

Just a few more steps

And we'll be...

[ Yells]

[ Yells]

Ah! The dust bunny's got me!

Oh, tommy!

Whoa...

[ Both gasping]

[ Coughing and spitting]

Hey, this isn't a dust bunny.

This is just dust.

[ Laughing]

Of course it's just dust.

There's no such thing
as dust bunnies.

You babies
will believe anything.

Didi:
stu? Stu?

Hi, honey.

Oh, no.

Tommy, what happened?

Are you all right?

Where in the world

Did this pile
of dust come from?

Uh, gee, deed, I must
have missed it when i...

Yeah, it's
a big pile of dust.

Well, don't miss it again.

I'm going to give tommy a bath.

Come on, sweetheart.

I don't see
what the big deal is.

It's just a little pile
of, uh... Hey...

My old paddle ball.

I wonder if I can break
my old record of .

Didi:
and, stu...

When you're done sweeping

Please carry those boxes

To the garage.

Ah! Uh, sure, deed.

[ Laughing]

One baby down,
one baby to go.

[ Groaning]

Hi, chuckie.

[ Yells]

How's it going?

Oh, angelica

It was horrible.

The dust bunny got tommy,
and it's all my fault.

[ Clicking tongue]

That's too bad.

Now you'll probably
never see him again.

[ Crying]:
oh, and it's all my fault.

I let tommy down
when he needed me most.

Excuse me, kids, got to
put these in the garage.

Oh, chuckie, aunt didi
and uncle stu

Are going to be so sad

When they find out
tommy's been eaten.

I guess they can have
a new baby.

No.

There's got be

Something I can do.

Hmm, well, maybe.

If you hurry

You might be able
to save him.

But to do it, you're
going to have to go

To the kingdom of dust

And fight the
dust bunny king hisself.

Buh...
Go to the kingdom of dust?

But... Where is it?

[ Crash]

[ Coughs]

That garage is dusty.

All done, deed.

I'm going to go back to, uh...
Sweeping.

Are you sure

You want to do this?

Uh, no,
but I got to do it!

Then here you go.

Say hi to the
bunny king for me.

[ Yells]

Don't worry, tommy,
I'm coming to save you!

Okay, chuckie

Get ready for your big
dust bunny surprise.

[ Yelling and gasping]

Take that... And that.

[ Yells]

A dust bunny!

A dust bunny's got me!

There you go, sweetie.

All clean.

Oh... Well,
at least youare.

Just stay put
for a second, honey

While mommy cleans
the bathroom.

Chuckie, where are you?

[ Grunting]

Get off me!

A light!

That must be
where

The bunny king
lives.

Don't worry, tommy,
I'm coming!

Hmm, what's taking him
so long?

Ah! Ow!

I'll get you, dust bunny king!

Chuckie!

Okay, tommy, mommy's all done.

Now, why don't we...

Tommy?

One, two, three...

sh**t!

Stu, have you seen...

[ Chuckie yells]

The kids!

[ Gasps]
oh!

[ Grunting and gasping]

Ah-ha!

I got you by the ears.

Give me back my friend!

Don't worry, chuckie.

I'll help you!

[ Grunting...]

[ Grunting...]

Hey, you're ruining
my whole plan!

[ Both grunting...]

[ Gasps]

Uh-oh.

[ Coughing]

[ Gasps]

Angelica!

What have you done?

It wasn't me, aunt didi.

It was the dust bunnies!

[ Grunting]

Tommy! I saved you!

Can you ever forgive me?

I runned away and let
the dust bunnies get you.

But...

But now I saved you

And you're all right.

I did it even though

I was really scared.

But...

I faced
the dust bunny king

And I won!

Does that mean I'm a hero?

[ Sighs]

Yeah, chuckie,
you're a hero

And you're
my bestest friend.

Oh, tommy, looks like
you need another bath.

And you, too, chuckie.

Oh... Take care
of these two, honey.

Sure thing, deed.

Come on, sports.

Um, aunt didi.

If the babies
are using the tub

Where am I going
to take a bath?

[ Laughing]

[ Laughing]
[ chuckling]

Stupid babies.

[ Trumpets sounding]

[ Disco music playing]

[ Angelica humming along]

"Oh, this does not please me,"
said the beautiful princess.

"You are a silly, silly prince!"

Come on, sweetie.

Huh?today's your special day.

The woodbury school
is very exclusive.

And, well,
let's just say

Not everybody
gets to go here.

Ah!

Room four.

But, mommy

Why do I have to go to school?

Oh, angelica, there's no end
to the value

Of a good education.

It'll bring you wisdom,
confidence, understanding

And all the best toys.

[ Gasps]

[ Children laughing]

Wow!

They do got the best toys!

But what are all these
other kids doing here?

Well, those are
your new classmates--

The best and the brightest,
the creme de la creme

The future movers
and shakers of america!

Oh, brother.

Well, this must be angelica.

Huh?

Ah, good.

Miss applebee.

Ms. Pickles.

Welcome to
our nurturing

Caring
learning center.

Welcome to the
woodbury school,
angelica.

We are very happy
to have you here.

This is
angelica's lunch.

The brie should
be soft by noon.

And try to remember

She likes her juice served

At exactly degrees.

Must dash, honey!

Make mommy proud.

[ Children laughing]

[ Sighs sadly]

Now, let's just
put your bag

In the cloakroom.

There we go.

Well, angelica

All your classmates
are waiting to meet you.

Just go on over
and introduce yourself.

Uh, I don't know.

It doesn't look like
we like the same kind of games.

Perhaps you
could show them

The kinds of games
youlike to play.

Now, have fun.

If you need me, I will be
at my desk.

Well, I guess I could
introduce them to cynthia.

[ Karate yell]

[ Gasps]

Ha!

They're just
a bunch of dumb kids.

They wouldn't
'preciate her.

Well, if
they can't 'preciate my toy

Maybe I'll just play
with their toys instead.

[ Chuckling quietly]

My turn.

Hey, that's not how we share.

That's how ishare.

[ Angelica humming...]

[ Giggling]

Hey!

[ Gasps]

[ Making airplane noises]

[ Gasps]

[ Bawling]

[ All grunting]

[ Cackling]

Oh, angelica!

Children!

[ Humming]

Tell the zoo
to name their price.

That gorilla will make
the perfect mascot

For our soccer match
with shumotomo industries.

[ Humming...]

Hi, angelica.

How was school?

Oh, it was great, aunt didi.

I think I got a really good
agitation today, mommy.

Hold on, jonathan.

Wonderful news.

Angelica had a good first day!

Oh, that's fabulous, sweetie!

[ Giggling]

Hey, that's my super-curly
cynthia hair-drying center!

Hands off,
you dumb baby!

But I was playing with that.

Hold on, jonathan.

Something wrong, drew?

Angelica told me
about her wonderful day.

Well, she couldn't have been
talking about thisday.

Read.

"Dear mr. And mrs. Pickles

"It seems that angelica
has some issues

In the sharing department."

Jonathan, I'll call you back.

"Since tomorrow
is our share day

"It would be helpful

"If she brought in
her favorite plaything

"To share
with the class.

Yours truly,
miss applebee."

"Sharing issues"?

Our daughter?

Well, how can this be?

[ Both grunting]

Angelica, could you come here
a second, sweetie?

Got something
for me, mommy?

A surprise?

Angelica, I understand

You've had some sharing problems
in school.

I sure did, mommy.

Nobody would let me
have their stuff.

Angel, when you don't share

It won't look good on the
application for harvard.

So, tomorrow you'll take
cynthia to school

To share with your class.

What?

I mean, what a... Great idea!

But... Actually, cynthia
isn't my favorite anymore.

Really?

What is?

Well, it's not really a "what."

It's more of a...

It's more of a... "Who."

I don't think
baby cousins

Qualify for share day, angelica.

But I play with him
all the time

He's cute,
he really wets...

Just like a real doll!

Only he goes "ow!"
When you poke him.

Ow!

[ Giggles]

He's my most
favoritest toy.

And I would love
to share him.

That's no toy,
that's a baby!

Who wants to share
a baby, anyway?

Why don't you
share that doll

That you keep
in your backpack?

Uh...

A doll?

Why, yes!

That would be
appropriate.

[ Phone ringing]

Hello? Jonathan, this
is not a good time.

Angelica's having a bad meeting.

Um, mrs. Pickles...

What do you mean
they won't let us
have the gorilla!

Of course we'd take
good care of it!

I lived with gorillas in africa
for three years!

And I'm sure
they miss you.

But this is business.

Miss applebee

Make angelica share her toy.

[ All shouting]

[ Blows raspberry]

Um, i... Free activity,
everyone!

Please, mrs. Pickles

Let me talk to him.

No!

It kind of doesn't sound like

They really want to play
with me, angelica.

Of course they do, tommy.

In fact, they want
to play with you so much

They brought in a bunch of toys
for you to play with.

They did?

Sure!

They're right over there,
in the baby room.

Ooh!

The baby room!

But I'm a big
monkey expert!

Well, I'm a big,
important executive!

Give me that!

No!

Hey, what's the baby
doing with our stuff?

[ Imitating engine]

He's playing
with your truck, ricky.

A baby's playing
with your truck.

[ Imitating engine]

Hey, you baby.

That's mine!

It worked, cynthia.

Now I got you all to myself!

She told me
you brought in this stuff

Just to share stuff with me!

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

And I'm having lots of fun!

I'm playing that this
is a diaper truck.

A diaper truck, huh?

Is it going
to make it in time?

Gee, why wouldn't it?

Because teddy bears
and dinosaurs

And big bunnies are coming

To block the road.

Those kids are so dumb

They think they're having fun

Sharing their toys
with a dumb baby

While we got all this stuff
to ourselves.

Hey, tommy, look at this
special army helicopter.

Wow!

It's come to save the truck.

It makes me proud to be a baby!

Yeah, I used to like it, too.

Those were the days.

Give me that!no! Get your own!

Cynthia, this is the most
wonderfulest castle ever!

Now we can both be princesses.

[ Laughing]

We have it all, cynthia.

You and me.

Me and cynthia

Sitting here.

Alone.

[ Laughing]

Wow, tommy,
you sure know how

To make up
the bestest games.

Wait a minute!

He's just a dumb baby!

I make up
way better games than him.

[ Grunting]

You're not
the boss of me!

Don't you kids know
you can't play a good game

Without cynthia?

Who's cynthia?

She's only the bestest doll

In the whole mooniverse.

Look!

Well...

I like her hair.

What does she do?

She does everything!

She sings, she dances.

And she also plays
the sock market.

I didn't know cynthia
could do that stuff.

You got to use your imagination!

Here, give me that truck.

I'll show you.

♪ Here I come on
the diaper truck! ♪

♪ The bunnies don't scare me
'cause I'm cynthia! ♪

What about the fire truck,
angelica?

That's not a fire truck,
that's a lipstick truck.

Here, you hold cynthia.

I'll take that.

Find me something

That can be
the shoe delivery truck.

How about this?

Too small.

Cynthia has lots of shoes.

My teddy bear
can carry them!

Wow, angelica!

Your game is really fun!

Can I hold cynthia now?

Sure!

But if you mess up her hair

Mr. Bear gets it.

[ Women grunting]

Give me that!

I'm a big monkey expert!

Charlotte:
ow!

Stu:
[ chuckles]
one, two, three... sh**t.
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