04x09 - Angelica's Last Stand/Clan of the Duck
Posted: 10/19/22 11:37
[ Snoring]
[ Gasps]
[ Kids laughing]
[ Humming happily]
Whew!
Well, innkeeper...
That's ten cents.
Keep the change.
Thank you,
mr. Chuckie's dad.
Hey, chaz.
Just digging a little
around the garden.
Can daddy have
a lemonade, sweetheart?
Ten cents, please.
Daddy doesn't have
any money with him.
Ten cents, please.
Fine. I'll just go
drink from the hose.
Okay, now you
play here
But don't bother
angelica.
She's working very hard.
Tommy...
What's angelica doing?
I don't know, chuckie
But your dad says
she's working very hard.
Maybe she wants monies
to buy a toy.
Maybe she wants
to buy a aeroplane.
Or maybe, last night
while we were sleeping
The whole world got
turned upside down
And now the grownups
play all day
And the kids
go to work.
Or not.
No.
I'm doing this
'Cause it's the funnest thing
In the whole world.
More fun than
playing in the mud?
Or eating worms?
Oh, yeah.
But you babies can't do it.
You're too wittle.
I'm going
to have all this fun
[ Straining]:
all by myself.
You can't play lemonlade
no matter how much you beg me.
[ All pleading]
Well...
Okay.
All:
yay!
Doesn't look like fun to me.
Wei mean... Chuckie
Chuckie, chuckie...
Have I ever lied
to you?
Well, there was
that time
You told me spike
was my brother.
Time to play
lemonlade!
Okay, let's go.
And the time you told me
Rocks was food, and...
[ Creaks]
[ Gurgling]
That will be
ten cents, please.
Thank you, come again.
Hi, there.
Hello mr. Mailman.
One lemonlade, coming up.
[ Gulping]
Ah!
How about another?
This time, no ice, please.
Coming right up.
Another, tall and tart.
Hold the ice.
[ Gulping]
[ Change jingling]
One, nine, seventy-four...
Hey, tommy.
How long do we have
to hold the ice?
I don't know.
[ Licks]
The lemons make my face
all scrunchy.
...hundred
and thousand...
A zillion...
I've been
watching angelica
And she gots lots
of dimes in that cup.
You're right, tommy.
She sure does.
What is dimes,
anyway?
I don't know.
They're really
pretty.
Yeah, and shiny.
I want some.
Me, too.
You think she'll
share them with us?
We're all playing
lemonlade together.
It wouldn't be fair
if she didn't.
Why don't you ask her?
All right, I will.
Ninety, tendy, five...
Tommy:
angelica?
Great!
Now I lost count.
What do you want?
Uh, angelica...
We've been playing
Lemonlade for a long time.
I was just thinkin'...
Hey, you're going to share
those dimes with us, right?
Well, uh...
I guess I could.
Uh, if you really
want me to, but i...
[ Wailing]
What's wrong,
angelica?
Oh, tommy, I didn't want
to tell you, but...
[ Sniffling]
it's my family...
We got no more monies,
'cause uh,...
Spike ate all our monies.
And now we're uh...
[ Sobbing]
poor.
Yeah, that's it, we're poor.
What's poor?
Poor is when you have
No monies.
Then... I'm poor.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, I'm poor, too.
[ All wailing loudly]
Hey, hey, stop.
You're just babies.
You don't need monies.
Grown-ups need monies
for grown-up stuff.
See?
My daddy's over there
Digging for pennies.
It's so, so sad.
So please.
Help us.
Please.
Of course
we'll help you,
angelica.
Right, guys?
All:
yeah, I will.
[ Bike bell rings]
Welcome to lemongelica's.
How may I help you?
Lemongelica special,
please.
Thank you.
That's ten cents.
Please pull up to the window.
One lemonlade.
Thank you.
Twenty cents.
Pull up to the window.
Two more!
[ Splashing]
Come on, babies.
Please?
I'm getting tired
of these lenoms.
Yeah,
one of them spitted in my eye.
Yeah, they sting my boo-boo.
This thing is making
my bottom sore.
[ Bike bell ringing]
Hi, angelica,
what you doing?
Hello, susie.
Come on, time is dimes.
Um...
I'm not really
That thirsty.
Okay, if you're
not buying
You're flying.
Next!
Faster.
Sour.
I mean, please.
Hi, susie.
I'm sorry
we can't talk now.
We're helping angelica 'cause
her mommy and daddy is poor.
One lemonlade.
Poor?
Yeah, her daddy's over there
Digging for pennies.
Poor, and
digging for pennies?
[ Grunting]
Oh!
I got one.
[ Rings bell]
Hey, are you trying
To get out of sharing your
monies with the babies?
I don't think that's
none of your beeswax.
Angelica!
Tell the truth.
You're not poor.
Well, uh, I
I mean...
Uh, poor is a... Next.
No, angelica.
You lied to the babies
and that's bad.
All right,
so my mommy and daddy
Ain't exactly poor.
But I'm a grown-up
and I need monies, too.
So get back to work!
What shall we do, susie?
Angelica:
one lemonlade!
Well, if it was me
And I wasn't getting
any dimes
For all the lenoms
I was squishing
I'd stop squishing.
Two more lemonlades.
Listen...
You got to do it this way.
Firstly, you got
to pick a leader.
Nextly, the leader's got to go
Tell angelica
to share those dimes
Or all you babies are
going to stop squishing.
Then, I pick you.
No, tommy.
It has to be one of you babies.
Another lemonlade.
Okay, then I pick tommy.
I pick tommy.
I pick reptar.
Or tommy.
Then tommy's the leader.
Well, um,
I guess this is it.
I'm going to go over there
and talk to angelica.
Uh... Angelica?
Huh?
Um, can I talk to you
For a second?
You want to talk?
Let's talk about where
my lemonlades are.
But we want some dimes.
No dimes!
Get your stinky diaper
Back to work,
work, work!
That's it.
Get back there
Or you're not playing
Lemonlade any more.
No!
We won't do it, angelica.
It's just not fair.
We want dimes!
"We want dimes."
[ Ripping]
Here, tommy.
[ Chanting]
we want dimes!
We want dimes!
All:
we want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
Go ahead, you dumb babies.
I don't need you.
I can do it all by myself.
Go on, get out of here.
Oh, boy!
[ All chanting]:
one, seven, four, three
Angelica was mean to me.
Nine, five, eight, two
Don't let her
sell drinks to you.
One, seven, four...
One lemonlade,
coming right up.
[ Grunts]
Ow!
Dumb lemon squisher.
[ Babies chanting]
Don't leave.
Coming up.
[ Gasps]
[ Whistling]
[ Babies chanting]
Ooh!
[ Scraping]
Okay, here's your...
[ Splashing, dripping]
All right, I've had it.
Enough is too much.
I quit!
Are you happy?
You babies were so greedy
That now my busyness is ruined.
Good-bye, stupid lenoms.
So long, lemonlade stand.
I never liked you anyway.
Huh!
[ Dripping]
[ Dimes rattling]
[ Babies laughing]
Tommy:
I need another lemonlade.
I need another cookie!
[ All laughing]
Susie:
hey, angelica.
Lemonade?
All right.
Here you go.
Thanks.
This one's on me.
[ Laughs]
And this one's
on phillip.
[ All laughing]
Well, thanks
for the lemonlade, you guys.
Angelica?
Do you want
To play lemonlade with us?
You want meto play?
Yes, we all do.
Can I be the boss?
Um, we don't
have any boss.
We all do all the work.
And we all eat
all the cookies.
And we all get all the dimes.
[ Wood creaking]
[ Yelling]
[ Sloshing]
[ Screaming]
[ All gasping]
[ Groaning]
Guess you know what this means.
[ Gulping]
That one's on me.
But this one's on chuckie.
[ Chuckie panting]
[ All laughing...]
[ Birds chirping]
[ Grunts]
This mud isn't
working right.
Needs more water.
Hurry up, phil.
I'm doing my best.
I only gots three teeth.
Got it.
[ Grunts]
I wish it wasn't so hot.
Yeah, didn't it
used to be snowing?
Then everything was green
for a while.
Maybe the sky is broken.
I like it when it's hot.
It makes spike's tongue
hang out.
Well, it just makes my legs
all sweaty.
I wish my shorts
were shorter like phil's.
Ahh... They still rub.
I got diaper rash
down to my knees.
Well, I think a diaper
is all any baby ever needs.
I don't know,
tommy.
Since I started
going on the potty
A diaper
just doesn't feel right.
Dressies are the bestest of all.
They don't rub,
they're nice and cool
And you still got something
over your diaper
For when friends come over.
'Course, you boys
Can't wear dressies.
[ Laughing]:
no!
Boys wear pants
and girls wear dressies.
Why do we got to wear
different stuff?
'Cause girls are good, and boys
are bad, naughty babies.
Oh, that's why.
[ Door opens]
Didi:
is lil enjoying
Your mommy and daughter
female empowerment class?
Oh, it's
a blast, deed.
We do tumbling, jumping
And a let's-take-control-
of-the-senate sing-a-long.
Hello, sweetie.
Ready to run some errands
with mommy?
[ Gurgles]
Why don't we meet
at the park
At the international food faire?
Say, : ?
: Is peachy.
I can't wait
to sink my pearly whites
Into some of those
Zambian monkey
sweetbreads.
Can you take these two
To the park
on your lonesome, howard?
I suppose i...
Great.
Have fun with howie, guys.
Uh...
[ Meekly]:
whoo-whee.
You know,
my mom wears pants
And she's a girl.
I guess that's true.
Well, if girls
can wear anything they want
Then so can we!
Come on, chuckie.
We're going
to try on a dressy.
Why does being a boy
have to be so hard?
Now we return to
tinkering with toothpicks
On the hobby channel.
[ Man on tv]:
when using toothpicks,
give consideration...
[ Yawning]
To what types of toothpicks
you're using.
[ Snoring loudly]
For instance, flat toothpicks...
I might as well
see how I look.
[ Sputtering]
Wow!
Dressies area lot cooler.
[ Groaning]
[ Elastic snaps]
[ Grunts]
[ Giggles]
And they're fun, too.
Look, if you turn around
fast enough
Your dressy goes up.
Try it.
Faster!
[ Wailing]
Faster
and faster!
Whoa...!
[ Grunts]
That's fast enough.
Are you sure we'll
be able to fly?
Sure.
It's like a parachute.
You first.
[ Gulps]
[ Delighted gasp]
Whoa!
Ow!
My turn!
[ Both grunt]
Thanks for catching me.
[ Laughing hysterically]
Here I come!
Whoa!
[ Both grunt]
Dressies arefun, huh?
[ Snoring]
And with my shorts off
I can go potty right away
if I need to.
Hmm...
[ Door opens]
[ Yawns]
[ Door closes]
[ Toilet flushes]
[ Door opens][ snoring]
They make
good jammies too.
[ Giggles]
[ Woman on tv]:
...next week on
Different size nails
[ Jackhammer on tv]
[ Gasps]
Oh, goodness gracious!
[ Crashing]
[ Panicked gasps]
[ Crashing]
[ Tires squealing]
[ Tires squealing]
[ Door opens]
[ Panicked gasp]
[ Tires squealing]
Hi.
Um... Hi.
Where are we?
At the park.
Your folks
are taking you
To the food faire.
Oh, that's good.
I'm kind of hungry.
I got some dummy worms
if you want some.
Yeah!
Uh, all right.
What about your dad?
Aw, he'll be okay.
Hey, joey,
where you going?
To get some candy
For my friend.
You want to come
sit with me?
I got chocolate.
Frankie,
I saw her first.
Her?!
Hey, you guys, we're not...
How much chocolate?
Stay out
of this.
I really like your dress.
Frankie, she's myfriend.
Oh, phil, shouldn't
we tell them?
Phil?
Your name is phil?
Yeah, it's short for...
...phillian!
And this is, um...
Chuckina.
Chuckina's a girl, too.
Isn't that right, chuckina?
Well, um...
Could I have a worm?
Sure.
Okay.
[ Slurps]
Oh, these are good.
See? Dummy worms
Are better
than chocolate.
Why don't you go swing
or something.
Oh, come on, joey.
There's two of them.
You can have
the other one.
[ Both grunting]
I don't want to share.
Let go of her.
Frankie:
make me.
Joey:
I will!
[ Both
grunting]
Help me, phillian!
Whoa!
[ Gasp][ gasp]
What?
Uh-oh.
Blue underwear?
[ Laughing]
Hey, joey
You've been giving candy
to a boy?
Well, you thought
he was a girl, too.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get them.
Yeah, boys don't
wear dresses.
Run, chuckie!
Phil:
this way!
I know where there's a hole
in the fence.
Oh, no.
Quick, up that mountain!
[ Both grunting]
Now, that makes me mad.
Why?
If the mommies
can wear pants
And grown-ups
can wear diapers
How come we can't
wear dressies?
Um, 'cause they'll b*at us up?
There they are!
Oh, yeah.
[ Screaming]
Quick, chuckie
Grab some.
[ Both laughing]
Split up!
Okay, everybody
Time to get up
and dance the hora.
[ Playing polka-type music]
Men [ to music]:
hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Phil?
Where are you?
Men:
hey!
[ Music speeds up]
Men:
hey!
[ Chuckie wails]
Men:
hey!
[ Panting]
[ Both grunt]
Chuckie, what happened?
[ Gasping for breath]
The horror!
The horror!
[ Both]:
get them!
[ Both panting]
[ Screaming]
[ Bagpipes playing]
[ Gasps]
Phil:
where are we?
I don't know.
But I think
everybody's nakey.
Boy [ with scottish accent]:
we're not nakey.
We're scots babies.
Those are
some funny kilts
You're wearing,
my friends.
What clan are you?
Um, I don't know.
But i... Could you hide us?
Will you look
at them, mack?
They're the clan
of the duck.
Let's give a cheer
for the clan of the duck!
[ All cheering]
There they are.
Oh, no!
They're going
to be mean to us.
Not in this part
of the highlands.
What do we say, my lads?
All [ yelling]:
freedom!
What are they doing?
All:
freedom!
Those babies are crazy.
Let's get out of here.
I'm with you.
[ All laughing]
Oh, there they are.
Little nippers
at : .
[ Sighs with relief]
Thank goodness
we found them.
Are they all right?
[ Gasps]
You got a little costume party
going here.
I-i thought something was odd.
[ Giggling]
Tommy.
Well, now, it looks like
He wants to play, too.
[ Gurgling]
[ Sighs]
Well...
Thanks for helping
chuckie and phil.
Thanks for the haggis.
What's that
made of, anyway?
Sheep guts.
Mmm.mmm.
Well, bye-bye.
What do you say, lads?
One more cheer for
the clan of the duck!
Boy:
ah, yeah!
The clan of the duck!
Up the kilt!
All:
hooray!
[ Cheering]
the clan of the duck!
[ Cheering continues...]
Lil:
'cause girls are good
And boys are bad,
naughty babies!
[ Gasps]
[ Kids laughing]
[ Humming happily]
Whew!
Well, innkeeper...
That's ten cents.
Keep the change.
Thank you,
mr. Chuckie's dad.
Hey, chaz.
Just digging a little
around the garden.
Can daddy have
a lemonade, sweetheart?
Ten cents, please.
Daddy doesn't have
any money with him.
Ten cents, please.
Fine. I'll just go
drink from the hose.
Okay, now you
play here
But don't bother
angelica.
She's working very hard.
Tommy...
What's angelica doing?
I don't know, chuckie
But your dad says
she's working very hard.
Maybe she wants monies
to buy a toy.
Maybe she wants
to buy a aeroplane.
Or maybe, last night
while we were sleeping
The whole world got
turned upside down
And now the grownups
play all day
And the kids
go to work.
Or not.
No.
I'm doing this
'Cause it's the funnest thing
In the whole world.
More fun than
playing in the mud?
Or eating worms?
Oh, yeah.
But you babies can't do it.
You're too wittle.
I'm going
to have all this fun
[ Straining]:
all by myself.
You can't play lemonlade
no matter how much you beg me.
[ All pleading]
Well...
Okay.
All:
yay!
Doesn't look like fun to me.
Wei mean... Chuckie
Chuckie, chuckie...
Have I ever lied
to you?
Well, there was
that time
You told me spike
was my brother.
Time to play
lemonlade!
Okay, let's go.
And the time you told me
Rocks was food, and...
[ Creaks]
[ Gurgling]
That will be
ten cents, please.
Thank you, come again.
Hi, there.
Hello mr. Mailman.
One lemonlade, coming up.
[ Gulping]
Ah!
How about another?
This time, no ice, please.
Coming right up.
Another, tall and tart.
Hold the ice.
[ Gulping]
[ Change jingling]
One, nine, seventy-four...
Hey, tommy.
How long do we have
to hold the ice?
I don't know.
[ Licks]
The lemons make my face
all scrunchy.
...hundred
and thousand...
A zillion...
I've been
watching angelica
And she gots lots
of dimes in that cup.
You're right, tommy.
She sure does.
What is dimes,
anyway?
I don't know.
They're really
pretty.
Yeah, and shiny.
I want some.
Me, too.
You think she'll
share them with us?
We're all playing
lemonlade together.
It wouldn't be fair
if she didn't.
Why don't you ask her?
All right, I will.
Ninety, tendy, five...
Tommy:
angelica?
Great!
Now I lost count.
What do you want?
Uh, angelica...
We've been playing
Lemonlade for a long time.
I was just thinkin'...
Hey, you're going to share
those dimes with us, right?
Well, uh...
I guess I could.
Uh, if you really
want me to, but i...
[ Wailing]
What's wrong,
angelica?
Oh, tommy, I didn't want
to tell you, but...
[ Sniffling]
it's my family...
We got no more monies,
'cause uh,...
Spike ate all our monies.
And now we're uh...
[ Sobbing]
poor.
Yeah, that's it, we're poor.
What's poor?
Poor is when you have
No monies.
Then... I'm poor.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, I'm poor, too.
[ All wailing loudly]
Hey, hey, stop.
You're just babies.
You don't need monies.
Grown-ups need monies
for grown-up stuff.
See?
My daddy's over there
Digging for pennies.
It's so, so sad.
So please.
Help us.
Please.
Of course
we'll help you,
angelica.
Right, guys?
All:
yeah, I will.
[ Bike bell rings]
Welcome to lemongelica's.
How may I help you?
Lemongelica special,
please.
Thank you.
That's ten cents.
Please pull up to the window.
One lemonlade.
Thank you.
Twenty cents.
Pull up to the window.
Two more!
[ Splashing]
Come on, babies.
Please?
I'm getting tired
of these lenoms.
Yeah,
one of them spitted in my eye.
Yeah, they sting my boo-boo.
This thing is making
my bottom sore.
[ Bike bell ringing]
Hi, angelica,
what you doing?
Hello, susie.
Come on, time is dimes.
Um...
I'm not really
That thirsty.
Okay, if you're
not buying
You're flying.
Next!
Faster.
Sour.
I mean, please.
Hi, susie.
I'm sorry
we can't talk now.
We're helping angelica 'cause
her mommy and daddy is poor.
One lemonlade.
Poor?
Yeah, her daddy's over there
Digging for pennies.
Poor, and
digging for pennies?
[ Grunting]
Oh!
I got one.
[ Rings bell]
Hey, are you trying
To get out of sharing your
monies with the babies?
I don't think that's
none of your beeswax.
Angelica!
Tell the truth.
You're not poor.
Well, uh, I
I mean...
Uh, poor is a... Next.
No, angelica.
You lied to the babies
and that's bad.
All right,
so my mommy and daddy
Ain't exactly poor.
But I'm a grown-up
and I need monies, too.
So get back to work!
What shall we do, susie?
Angelica:
one lemonlade!
Well, if it was me
And I wasn't getting
any dimes
For all the lenoms
I was squishing
I'd stop squishing.
Two more lemonlades.
Listen...
You got to do it this way.
Firstly, you got
to pick a leader.
Nextly, the leader's got to go
Tell angelica
to share those dimes
Or all you babies are
going to stop squishing.
Then, I pick you.
No, tommy.
It has to be one of you babies.
Another lemonlade.
Okay, then I pick tommy.
I pick tommy.
I pick reptar.
Or tommy.
Then tommy's the leader.
Well, um,
I guess this is it.
I'm going to go over there
and talk to angelica.
Uh... Angelica?
Huh?
Um, can I talk to you
For a second?
You want to talk?
Let's talk about where
my lemonlades are.
But we want some dimes.
No dimes!
Get your stinky diaper
Back to work,
work, work!
That's it.
Get back there
Or you're not playing
Lemonlade any more.
No!
We won't do it, angelica.
It's just not fair.
We want dimes!
"We want dimes."
[ Ripping]
Here, tommy.
[ Chanting]
we want dimes!
We want dimes!
All:
we want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
We want dimes!
Go ahead, you dumb babies.
I don't need you.
I can do it all by myself.
Go on, get out of here.
Oh, boy!
[ All chanting]:
one, seven, four, three
Angelica was mean to me.
Nine, five, eight, two
Don't let her
sell drinks to you.
One, seven, four...
One lemonlade,
coming right up.
[ Grunts]
Ow!
Dumb lemon squisher.
[ Babies chanting]
Don't leave.
Coming up.
[ Gasps]
[ Whistling]
[ Babies chanting]
Ooh!
[ Scraping]
Okay, here's your...
[ Splashing, dripping]
All right, I've had it.
Enough is too much.
I quit!
Are you happy?
You babies were so greedy
That now my busyness is ruined.
Good-bye, stupid lenoms.
So long, lemonlade stand.
I never liked you anyway.
Huh!
[ Dripping]
[ Dimes rattling]
[ Babies laughing]
Tommy:
I need another lemonlade.
I need another cookie!
[ All laughing]
Susie:
hey, angelica.
Lemonade?
All right.
Here you go.
Thanks.
This one's on me.
[ Laughs]
And this one's
on phillip.
[ All laughing]
Well, thanks
for the lemonlade, you guys.
Angelica?
Do you want
To play lemonlade with us?
You want meto play?
Yes, we all do.
Can I be the boss?
Um, we don't
have any boss.
We all do all the work.
And we all eat
all the cookies.
And we all get all the dimes.
[ Wood creaking]
[ Yelling]
[ Sloshing]
[ Screaming]
[ All gasping]
[ Groaning]
Guess you know what this means.
[ Gulping]
That one's on me.
But this one's on chuckie.
[ Chuckie panting]
[ All laughing...]
[ Birds chirping]
[ Grunts]
This mud isn't
working right.
Needs more water.
Hurry up, phil.
I'm doing my best.
I only gots three teeth.
Got it.
[ Grunts]
I wish it wasn't so hot.
Yeah, didn't it
used to be snowing?
Then everything was green
for a while.
Maybe the sky is broken.
I like it when it's hot.
It makes spike's tongue
hang out.
Well, it just makes my legs
all sweaty.
I wish my shorts
were shorter like phil's.
Ahh... They still rub.
I got diaper rash
down to my knees.
Well, I think a diaper
is all any baby ever needs.
I don't know,
tommy.
Since I started
going on the potty
A diaper
just doesn't feel right.
Dressies are the bestest of all.
They don't rub,
they're nice and cool
And you still got something
over your diaper
For when friends come over.
'Course, you boys
Can't wear dressies.
[ Laughing]:
no!
Boys wear pants
and girls wear dressies.
Why do we got to wear
different stuff?
'Cause girls are good, and boys
are bad, naughty babies.
Oh, that's why.
[ Door opens]
Didi:
is lil enjoying
Your mommy and daughter
female empowerment class?
Oh, it's
a blast, deed.
We do tumbling, jumping
And a let's-take-control-
of-the-senate sing-a-long.
Hello, sweetie.
Ready to run some errands
with mommy?
[ Gurgles]
Why don't we meet
at the park
At the international food faire?
Say, : ?
: Is peachy.
I can't wait
to sink my pearly whites
Into some of those
Zambian monkey
sweetbreads.
Can you take these two
To the park
on your lonesome, howard?
I suppose i...
Great.
Have fun with howie, guys.
Uh...
[ Meekly]:
whoo-whee.
You know,
my mom wears pants
And she's a girl.
I guess that's true.
Well, if girls
can wear anything they want
Then so can we!
Come on, chuckie.
We're going
to try on a dressy.
Why does being a boy
have to be so hard?
Now we return to
tinkering with toothpicks
On the hobby channel.
[ Man on tv]:
when using toothpicks,
give consideration...
[ Yawning]
To what types of toothpicks
you're using.
[ Snoring loudly]
For instance, flat toothpicks...
I might as well
see how I look.
[ Sputtering]
Wow!
Dressies area lot cooler.
[ Groaning]
[ Elastic snaps]
[ Grunts]
[ Giggles]
And they're fun, too.
Look, if you turn around
fast enough
Your dressy goes up.
Try it.
Faster!
[ Wailing]
Faster
and faster!
Whoa...!
[ Grunts]
That's fast enough.
Are you sure we'll
be able to fly?
Sure.
It's like a parachute.
You first.
[ Gulps]
[ Delighted gasp]
Whoa!
Ow!
My turn!
[ Both grunt]
Thanks for catching me.
[ Laughing hysterically]
Here I come!
Whoa!
[ Both grunt]
Dressies arefun, huh?
[ Snoring]
And with my shorts off
I can go potty right away
if I need to.
Hmm...
[ Door opens]
[ Yawns]
[ Door closes]
[ Toilet flushes]
[ Door opens][ snoring]
They make
good jammies too.
[ Giggles]
[ Woman on tv]:
...next week on
Different size nails
[ Jackhammer on tv]
[ Gasps]
Oh, goodness gracious!
[ Crashing]
[ Panicked gasps]
[ Crashing]
[ Tires squealing]
[ Tires squealing]
[ Door opens]
[ Panicked gasp]
[ Tires squealing]
Hi.
Um... Hi.
Where are we?
At the park.
Your folks
are taking you
To the food faire.
Oh, that's good.
I'm kind of hungry.
I got some dummy worms
if you want some.
Yeah!
Uh, all right.
What about your dad?
Aw, he'll be okay.
Hey, joey,
where you going?
To get some candy
For my friend.
You want to come
sit with me?
I got chocolate.
Frankie,
I saw her first.
Her?!
Hey, you guys, we're not...
How much chocolate?
Stay out
of this.
I really like your dress.
Frankie, she's myfriend.
Oh, phil, shouldn't
we tell them?
Phil?
Your name is phil?
Yeah, it's short for...
...phillian!
And this is, um...
Chuckina.
Chuckina's a girl, too.
Isn't that right, chuckina?
Well, um...
Could I have a worm?
Sure.
Okay.
[ Slurps]
Oh, these are good.
See? Dummy worms
Are better
than chocolate.
Why don't you go swing
or something.
Oh, come on, joey.
There's two of them.
You can have
the other one.
[ Both grunting]
I don't want to share.
Let go of her.
Frankie:
make me.
Joey:
I will!
[ Both
grunting]
Help me, phillian!
Whoa!
[ Gasp][ gasp]
What?
Uh-oh.
Blue underwear?
[ Laughing]
Hey, joey
You've been giving candy
to a boy?
Well, you thought
he was a girl, too.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get them.
Yeah, boys don't
wear dresses.
Run, chuckie!
Phil:
this way!
I know where there's a hole
in the fence.
Oh, no.
Quick, up that mountain!
[ Both grunting]
Now, that makes me mad.
Why?
If the mommies
can wear pants
And grown-ups
can wear diapers
How come we can't
wear dressies?
Um, 'cause they'll b*at us up?
There they are!
Oh, yeah.
[ Screaming]
Quick, chuckie
Grab some.
[ Both laughing]
Split up!
Okay, everybody
Time to get up
and dance the hora.
[ Playing polka-type music]
Men [ to music]:
hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Phil?
Where are you?
Men:
hey!
[ Music speeds up]
Men:
hey!
[ Chuckie wails]
Men:
hey!
[ Panting]
[ Both grunt]
Chuckie, what happened?
[ Gasping for breath]
The horror!
The horror!
[ Both]:
get them!
[ Both panting]
[ Screaming]
[ Bagpipes playing]
[ Gasps]
Phil:
where are we?
I don't know.
But I think
everybody's nakey.
Boy [ with scottish accent]:
we're not nakey.
We're scots babies.
Those are
some funny kilts
You're wearing,
my friends.
What clan are you?
Um, I don't know.
But i... Could you hide us?
Will you look
at them, mack?
They're the clan
of the duck.
Let's give a cheer
for the clan of the duck!
[ All cheering]
There they are.
Oh, no!
They're going
to be mean to us.
Not in this part
of the highlands.
What do we say, my lads?
All [ yelling]:
freedom!
What are they doing?
All:
freedom!
Those babies are crazy.
Let's get out of here.
I'm with you.
[ All laughing]
Oh, there they are.
Little nippers
at : .
[ Sighs with relief]
Thank goodness
we found them.
Are they all right?
[ Gasps]
You got a little costume party
going here.
I-i thought something was odd.
[ Giggling]
Tommy.
Well, now, it looks like
He wants to play, too.
[ Gurgling]
[ Sighs]
Well...
Thanks for helping
chuckie and phil.
Thanks for the haggis.
What's that
made of, anyway?
Sheep guts.
Mmm.mmm.
Well, bye-bye.
What do you say, lads?
One more cheer for
the clan of the duck!
Boy:
ah, yeah!
The clan of the duck!
Up the kilt!
All:
hooray!
[ Cheering]
the clan of the duck!
[ Cheering continues...]
Lil:
'cause girls are good
And boys are bad,
naughty babies!