04x12 - The Mattress/Looking for Jack

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Trills in delight]

[ Laughs]

[ Crunching]

[ Murmuring happily]

Hey!

[ Laughing]

Oh!

[ Gulps]

Mm, mmm!

Look, kids.

Chuckie's come over

To join your sleep-over.

Now, you all play nicely.

Hi, guys.

What are you eating?

Reptar cookies.

[ Roars]

[ Yells]

Tommy:look!

The water is
smooshing reptar!

[ Laughing]

[ Slurps]

[ Growling]

[ All gasp]

[ Gasping]

N-n-now what?

I don't know.

Maybe the real reptar's
in the kitchen.

Reptar likes us,
doesn't he?

Well, if there's some kind
of monster in the kitchen

Let's let it eat
whatever it wants.

Some day we'll all

Get eated by something,
I just know it.

[ Grunting]

[ Cracking]

Ooh! Ouch!

I'm telling you

I just woke up like this.

Ow! Hey!

My head doesn't go that way.

Aw, geez.
Relax, will you?

How am I supposed to relax?!

My back's all tied up
in knots

And you're trying

To turn me into
a conflabbed pretzel!

Ow!

That's no monster.

That's my grandpa.

And your mommy's
hurting him!

It looks like she's trying
to get his head off.

Maybe he needs
new batteries.

[ Exhausted sigh]

I've never seen anybody
in such bad shape.

What you been sleeping on?

A beanbag chair?

Worse. Come on.

I'll show you
his mattress.

There's nothing wrong

With my mattress!

My goodness, pop.

No wonder your back
is such a mess.

Betty:
all right

Let me try that thing.

Oop.

I've been warning him

About that mattress
for years.

Oh-ho.

Sweet mother of pearl, lou!

No wonder you're
in so much pain.

Oh!

Hmm.

How could a bed
be hurting grandpa?

Maybe there's a rock in it.

Maybe

Maybe... Unless...

Unless what?

[ Gasping]

Unless there's a monster
in your grandpa's bed!

And it's trying to eat him.

She's as good now
as she was in ' .

A mattress
shouldn't be used

Any longer
than two decades, pop.

You needed a new bed
in .

Let me tell you
something, sonny boy--

That's the best
darned bed I ever had.

Saved my life during w.w. Ii.

[ Marching men chanting]

Okay... Pickles!

You're going

To the front lines.

[ Bugler playing]

Oof!

Ow!

Conflab it! Sarge

I think I broke my leg!

Okay, you're going home.

[ Laughing]

Bukowski!

You're going to the front lines!

Hut, hut, hut,
hut, hut, hut!

One, two, one, two,
one, two!...

Stu:
okay. But check

This out, pop.

The sleepmaster .

The latest in
reclining technology.

[ Harrumphs]

Now if you all don't mind

I've got to get ready

For my wombat lodge
camp-out.

Yeah, pop, a night
sleeping on the ground

Might do your back
good.

[ Rug squeaking underfoot]

If the monster's
in there

How come it hasn't already
eated your grandpa?

Well, maybe
it's trying to, but...

He's too big
for its mouth!

[ Gulps]

That's it,
you guys!

Alls we got to do
to get the monster

To leave my
grandpa alone

Is find it something
smaller to eat.

Um, tommy...

We are smaller!

Oh, then we

Better find something
smaller than us.

Come on!

[ Rings]

Hello.

Yes, I'd like to order
a sleepmaster

The latest in
reclining technology.

Can you deliver one tomorrow?

Great!

The address is...

[ Rug squeaks underfoot]

Now, we'll just hide
behind the door

And when the monster
goes to eat

The dolly,
we'll lock him out!

Then he'll have to leave.

[ Gasps]

I hope he doesn't go
to my house.

Shh!

[ Snoring...]

[ Sniffing]

[ Growling]

[ Snoring]

[ Mumbling]

[ Gobbling]

[ Screaming]

[ Belching, growling]

[ Slam]

[ Gasps]

[ Stomping loudly]

[ Chuckie screaming]

Huh?

[ Gasps]

Ooh!

It's gone!

What's gone?

Is the monster gone?

No! The monster ate the doll
while we were napping

And he's still there!

Tommy, we're all supposed
to sleep here tonight.

I don't want to wake up
inside a monster's tummy!

No way!nuh-uh,
me either.

Okay, okay.

I, I gots a new idea.

Um, remember when

The water smooshed
phil's reptar cookie?

Well, if it worked
on a monster cookie

It could work on

A real monster.

Stand back, guys.

That monster's
going to be mad.

Oh... I can't look.

He's not coming out.

Maybe he's not in there.

There's only one way
to find out.

Come on, guys!

March!

Phil and lil:
march!

[ Grunting, yelping...]

[ Yelling in fright]

[ Grunting, yelping...]

Tommy! Phil, lil,
get down from there!

[ Crying]

Oh, there, there,
chuckie, it's okay.

[ Yelling wildly]

Stu:
come on, you rascals

Time for bed.

Didi:
stu, you've got to

Get rid of
that old thing.

You mean pop?

Very funny.

[ Breathing heavily]

Used to be
all I had

To worry about
was bedbugs.

[ Stu grunting]

What's that?

I don't know.

Let's go see.

[ Thump]

[ Grunting]

[ Gasping]

[ Grunting]

[ Yelps]

Ow! Ow! Ugh...

[ Really straining]

The monster's
leaving.

We winned!

[ All cheer]

I knew we'd win.

[ Inhales deeply]

Ah!

[ Back cracks]

[ Gasps] huh?

Good thing I came home early.

I knew that son of mine
would be up to no good.

[ Grunting]

Whoa!

[ Snoring]

Huh?

Tommy, phil, lil

Wake up!

[ Grunting]

Chuckie:listen.

All:
ahh...!

[ Grunting, wheezing]

[ Shrilly]:
it's back!

[ Sighs]

Whew.

That's hard work
on an empty stomach.

Better get myself some chow.

We're never going to
get rid of that monster.

Yes, we will.

How?

Tommy:
look!

[ Screeches to halt]

Pull it up
a little further, hubert.

That's it.

Tommy:
by feeding him to
a biggermonster!

[ Gasps]

Hubert!

He eats the other stuff
we don't want.

Alls we gots to do
is get him to eat the monster

In the mattress!

Come on, guys.

Let's kick that
mean old monster

Out of my house!

Phil and lil:
yeah!

[ Gasps]:
no!

All
whoa!

[ Rumbling]

Jumping jehoshaphat!

The house is falling down!

Oh! Stu!

What's that noise?

It sounds like the house
is falling down!

Grab the kids.

We got to get out of here.

[ Screaming and laughing]

[ Screaming and laughing]

All:
oof!

[ Brakes screeching]

Unhand that mattress

You, you...

Mattress-napper, you!

[ Screeching to halt]

Morning, folks.

Who's the lucky devil
getting

The new sleepmaster

The latest in reclining
technology?

[ Sniffs]

Is that coffee?

Come on, pop,
at least try it out.

Hey, nobody asked me

Before they ordered
this newfangled...

Eh, what's this?

You even got the sprouts in
on this whole conspiracy!

Well...

Well...

Aw... A-a-all right

But you're trying it
out with me.

[ Tommy cooing]

You see, pop?

I told you you'd like
the sleepmaster .

Mm, well, I guess even
us w*r heroes need

To keep up with the times.

I'm so glad we saved my grandpa
from the monster.

Yeah. Now we can sleep
wherever we want

And not get eated.

[ Chuckles]

[ Whirring]

[ All grunt]

[ Phil laughs]

[ Squeaky voices
singing upbeat melody]:
♪ sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

[ Whimpering]

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song... ♪
[ Humming]

Poor spike.

He wants to go to the
dummi bears concert, too.

This is going to be
the bestest show ever, tommy.

Do you think jelly bear
will be there?

I hope so.

Maybe we can get
a poster or a picture.

Maybe I'll even
get to meet jelly bear.

Oh, my gosh,
what would I say to him?

I hope he sings this song.

♪ Happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy... ♪

Hey, you're
wrecking the song.

Jonathan, I'm going
to a dummi bears concert.

Don't complain to me
about your day.

Thanks, charlotte.

I would have gone

But the cheese festival

Comes once a year.

This year's theme
is camembert...

It's no problem, didi.

Are you sure you're
going to be all right?

You seemso busy.

I've got everything
under control.

♪ ...happy, happy song

That infernal noise.

Say bye-bye to mommy.

Not you, jonathan.

Patch me through
to weatherby.

[ Horns honking]

Will you please choose a lane?

I know, lloyd

But I've got a car
full of dummi bears

And I'm on my way
to a baby's concert.

Scratch that.

I've got a car full of...
Never mind.

Hey, spike does get
to go to the dummi bears.

He's not supposed to be here.

He must have snuck in
when we picked you up.

Which one's your favorite
dummi bear, spike?

[ Barks]

Cover your mouth, sweetheart.

Trust me, lloyd,
I'll be three hours, max.

What was that?

[ Brakes screeching]

Or maybe four hours.

It was scary.

It sounded like
the car burped.

It didn't burp.

It broked.

Don't worry, kids.

Everything's fine.

I'll be right back.

[ Gasps]

Lloyd, I'll call you in .

Do you think we're going
to miss the dummi bear concert?

Of course not.

My mommy will call
somebody to fix it

And we'll be out of here.

What do you mean, two hours?

Oh!

Well, I've leveraged
a hostile takeover

While reorganizing
subordinated debt.

I suppose I can change a tire.

Hmm, no jack.

You kids be patient.

There's just a little problem
with the car.

But, mommy, we're going to miss

The very, very beginning
of the show

And that's my very
favoritest part.

I know, sweetheart

But mommy can't do anything
without a jack.

Thumb through
these stock offerings.

It shouldn't be too long.

[ Dialing phone]

Yeah, lloyd, it's me again.

Who's jack?

The person
that fixes cars.

Do I have to teach you
everything?

There must be
a bazillion people out there.

I wonder which one is jack?

Well, we're just going
to have to find him

Or we'll never
get to the show.

But maybe we should wait,
you guys.

Angelica's mommy said it
wouldn't be too long.

That's what grownups
always say

When it's going
to take forever.

Don't you want to see
the dummi bears live on stage

In the final derformance
of their laser spectangular?

I guess you're right.

Atta boy, chuckie.

A course I'm right.

Now, give me that blankie.

[ Grunting]

I'm talking numbers
and syntax.

And another thing...

You stay there, spike

We'll be
right back.

Well, I guess we'll have
to search the whole world

So let's start here.

♪ The quietest little feet...

We'll look
over here, angelica.

Could I help you?

I'm looking for jack.

Who's axing?

Hey, didn't you see
my mouth move?

Jack is not available
at this particular moment.

Wow, jack
ishere.

Hey, should you not be
with your mommy

Little girl?

Look, mister, I need jack

And I need him now.

Hey, vinnie

Ain't that jack's kid?

Oh, my utmost apologies,
miss montello.

I did not realize
you was jack's kid.

Right, that's
exactly who I am.

Now get me jack,
uh, I mean, daddy.

Just a second.

Tony, keep an eye on her.

How come angelica
didn't tell us

Her daddy was jack?

Oh, I think she's
just pretending.

This had better
be important

'Cause I told you
not to bother me.

I think it
is important, boss.

You think it's important?

'Cause if it's something
you cannot handle

Maybe I got to get
someone who can.

No, boss, we can handle it.

I'm sorry I even knocked
on your door.

My sincerest apologies
to you and yours.

♪ Those pesky doves always wake
me up in the morning... ♪

The boss, I mean, your daddy,
he is not available right now.

But I need him.

I know, but you see, he is busy.

I don't care if he's busy.

Can we get you
something while you wait?

A nice spumoni, perhaps?

I don't want baloney,
I want jack.

Not a baloney, a ice cream.

Do you like ice cream?

Oh, um, what kinds do you have?

Oh, come on, chuckie.

He must be this way.

Oh, I wish jelly bear was here.

That mink farm might
be a good investment.

Well, no, I'm not
that fond of animals.

[ Barks]

Oh, not now, kids.

Have another scone
and be quiet.

Hey, you can't say that to me.

Not you, lloyd.

Well, no jack here.

Hey, I got a idea.

Let's go back
to the car and hide.

We can't stop
now, chuckie.

We got to get
the car fixed

And get to
the dummi bear concert.

You see if jack's in there
and I'll check over here.

[ Door creaking]

[ Gasps]

[ Panting]

Is jack in there?

[ Panting and gasping]

Nope.

Nothing in here.

Aw, this is just a potty.

Hey, do you think
he's in there?

[ Grunting]

Where'd you
two come from?

Get away
from that door.

Let's go find
your mommy and daddy.

♪ If you want to come back...

[ Slurping]

I need more cheese.

How am I supposed
to eat this

Without more cheese?

Just one moment,
miss montello.

I just need to get
these babies...

No, now!

Or daddy's going
to hear about this.

Of course, miss montello.

We couldn't find
jack, angelica.

Now we'll never see the show.

You babies are always
griping about something.

Hey, you, get over here!

Yes, miss montello.

What could I play
for you?

Do you know
the dummi bear song?

But of course.

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song... ♪

See, just as good.

But, angelica

I wanted to see
the real dummi bears

And that means
we got to find jack.

Jack, schmack.

I've got everything
I need right here.

Hey, waiter

More cherry soda.

But, angelica...

Here's a little trio
that's getting

Some special treatment.

Hey, buster,
that's mine.

Get your greasy paws off it.

Well, we certainly
have a mouth on us.

Yeah? Well, who let you
into this smelly place?

I own this smelly place.

I'm jack.

Um, mr. Daddy, sir.

It's me, your little buttercup?

What's going on here?

It's your daughter, gianna.

That's not my gianna.

Come on.

I was only joking.

What should we do
with her, boss?

Leave her.

If she talked
you g*ons

Out of all this stuff

She's got to have spunk.

I got spunk?

Is that good?

What's your name?

Angelica pickles.

Angie-- what could be bad

About a girl named angie?

So, where's your mommy, angie?

Out front.

We came to ask you
to fix our car

So we could get
to the dummi bear show.

Dummi bears?

I love the dummi bears!

Come on.

Let's take care of that car.

Well, lloyd,
if you feel that way

Then maybe it's best
we didn't meet after all.

Lloyd, I'll call you right back.

Mommy, we found
jack for you.

Angelica, kids,
I thought you were...

[ Barks]

Spike?

[ Barks]

Mrs. Pickles?

Jake montello.

Mr. Montello, I'm not
sure what happened

But thank you
for bringing back

My little girl
and her friends.

It's no problem.

From the moment I saw her
in my restaurant

I said this girl's
got a lot of moxie.

Well, she does have
a lot of my strong points.

Now, if you'll allow me to drive

The dummi bear show
starts in eight minutes.

Yes, of course.

[ Fanfare sounds]

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song... ♪
I love that jelly bear.

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy... ♪

♪ Sing the happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing the happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing the happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing the happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing the happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing the happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing the happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song... ♪

Tommy:
♪ happy, happy,
happy, happy, song. ♪