04x13 - Ransom of Cynthia/Turtle Recall

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04x13 - Ransom of Cynthia/Turtle Recall

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[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Chomping]

[ Gobbling and slurping]

[ Sighs deeply]

Hey, you two

How was susie's birthday party?

Exhausting, deed.

Screaming tadpoles.

Did my angel have a good time?

Ooh, it looks like someone
needs a little nap.

You can say that again.

Hello, everyone!

Thanks for taking angelica

To the birthday party.

Uh-uh, young lady.

After that last cavity

No more candy for you.

But, mommy!

Now, let's go,
honey.

We've got some
flossing to do.

Ciao,everyone!

She does have a point.

Horsefeathers,
candy's dandy!

Pop, did you ever ask yourself
what's in that stuff?

Nope.

Never asked myself nothing.

Want folks to think I'm loco?

I'll toss these out

While you put the kids down
for a nap.

But, deed, I kind of wanted
some of that candy.

I mean, there's dummy bears
in there.

You know how I love
dummy bears.

Now, sweetheart, you know daddy
doesn't like to be the bad guy

But a new "queen of the world"
cynthia doll is

Simply out of the question.

But why, daddy?

I want it so, so much!

Princess, there's
nothing wrong with
your old cynthia doll.

Now, give daddy a kiss.

Thanks, didi!

See you later!

Bye-bye, drew!

[ Giggling]

[ Grunts angrily,
then gasps]

Hmm, I think I know how
to get queen cynthia and candy

All at the same time.

[ Giggling]

[ Inhales]

[ Screams]

[ All screaming]

No, you dumb babies

I'm a-posed to scream,
and you're a-posed to ask why.

Okay, angelica,
why?

Because... I just
found this picture

Of my dear, beloved cynthia
with a note saying she's been...

Been... Been...

She's been what, angelica,
what, what, what?

Kid-lapped!

Um...

What does "kid-lapped"
mean, angelica?

It means that a kid-lapper
took cynthia and left this note!

"Put candy by the tree if you
ever want to see cynthia again.

Then go away and hide."

Whose
candy?

Which
tree?

Can we just hide
in our dressies?

Your candy!

That tree!
[ Growls]

Stop asking dumb questions
and just get the candy!

I don't have any candy
of my own...

[ Sniffles]

Or I'd gladly give it up

To save my poor, sweet,
innocent cynthia.

But you babies have candy

And cynthia means everything
to me!

Oh, sure we'll
help you, angelica.

That's what
friends are for.

Oh, no, my mom's
in the kitchen.

How we going
to get the candy?

You babies
head for the kitchen.

I'll take care
of your mommy.

Thanks,
angelica.

Let's go,
guys.

But, first...

Sorry, old cynthia

But I can't take a chance
of my dad finding you.

Least not until after I get
my new queen cynthia.

Now, where can I hide you?

Hmm...

Out of my way,
spike.

[ Growls]

Now for aunt didi.

[ Inhales]

[ Screams]

Oh, my goodness. Angelica!

[ Screaming continues]

Angelica, what's wrong?

Oh, aunt didi, the horriblest
thing has happened.

My cynthia doll is lost--
gone forever!

I'm sorry, honey.

Do you want me to help you
look for her?

Maybe you could help me
call my daddy.

He was thinking of buying me
a new one anyways.

Well, all right.

[ Mumbling in fear]

[ Wailing]

[ Grunting]

[ Giggling]

Chuckie,
you did it!

You got the candy!

Come on, you guys.

[ Groans]

[ Cackles deviously]

Like taking candy from a baby.

[ Gasping]hey!

Is that my cynthia
in the bushes?

Cynthia?

Where,
where?

Is that her?

Lil:
let's go see.

[ Sniffing]

[ Whimpering]

Where's the reptar bar
and the jelly beans and...?

Those no-good babies,
they didn't even get all of it!

Hmm...

I'm not a-posed
to have to think this hard.

Oh, yeah

My phones!

Angelica, look!

The kid-lapper must have
turned cynthia into this rock!

Oh, what I have to put up with.

That's not cynthia.

Let's go back to the tree

And see if the kid-lapper
left her there.

Oh, no!

That mean and nasty kid-lapper
took the candy

But didn't leave cynthia!

Look, he must have
left this phone with...

[ Gasps]

Oh, no,
it's my cynthia's little shoe.

She'd never go anywhere
without it!

[ Wailing]

She's gone!

She's really, really gone!

I have to be alone now.

I got to think.

You babies got to wait by the
phone in case he calls, okay?

Okay, angelica.

We won't let you down.

[ Cackles deviously]

[ Barking]

[ Telephone rings]

[ Telephone rings again...]

[ Rings again...]

[ And again]

[ Still ringing]

[ Beeping]

Um, hello,
mr. Kid-lapper?

[ Hoarsely]:
yeah, it's me,
and I want my candy!

But... We bringed
most of it.

Well, I want all the candy

Or you'll never, ever
see cynthia again!

So... Get it!

[ Beeps]

Boy, he sure
isn't very nice.

I don't care if it is cynthia.

I'm not going up
in that high, scary place again.

You won't have to, chuckie

Because we're going to find
that kid-lapper

And get cynthia back ourselves.

Come on.

Oh, great.

Hey, look, guys.

This crayon's the color

Of the picture
the kid-lapper drawed.

[ Gasping]

And somebody tored out a page

Of angelica's coloring book.

Hmm.

[ Gasps]

Kid-lapper's note

Is from angelica's
coloring book.

What does it mean,
tommy?

I think it means somebody's
in trouble for tearing!

Tommy:
and look at these feetprints.

They're kind of big...
But still kind of little.

Uh, what are you
getting at, tommy?

Hey, babies, the kid-lapper
told you to bring more candy!

Don't you care about cynthia?

How did you know
what the kid-lapper said?

You weren't even there.

I, uh, heard it on the news.

Why is the kid-lapper's note
from yourcoloring book?

Um... Maybe he got the same one?

And how come you gots
a chocolate mustache?

What's with the third debris?

Hey, where do you think
you're going?

It was you!

You're the kid-lapper!

So what if I am?

But why, angelica?

Why? Why?

Because you babies
got to keep candy, and I didn't.

But now I have the candy, see?

And there's nothing
you can do about it!

Hey, that's ours,
angelica.

Give it back!

Never!

I'll eat it all first!

But what about cynthia,
angelica?

Angelica, honey,
daddy has a present for you!

I'm going to have her
anda new cynthia.

Ha!

[ Sobbing]

[ Loud sobbing continues]

Oh, daddy, I was so sad
about my old cynthia

But now I'm so happy!

You're the bestest daddy
there ever...

Oh, look, angelica,
isn't this lucky?

Cynthia's not lost after all.

Now we can return
the queen cynthia doll.

[ Groans]

My little sweetheart
must be so happy.

[ Moans softly]

Angelica?

[ Retching]

Princess?

[ Angelica vomits]

Drew:
oh, no!

Well, guys,
I think that proves it.

We solved this crime!

Congratulations, babies.

Chuckie:
all right!

Phil:
it's a wrap.

I'm telling you, stu,
I've had my eye

On that master fondue
starter set

For some time.

This "all things cheese"
clearance sale

Is the break of a lifetime!

Chaz, all I want
to get is sandpaper.

In, out, five minutes.

Let's see...

Cheese, cheese, cheese...

Phil:
whoa!

It's a jumble!

Where's all the lions...

And the tiberis?

[ Shivers]

Look, you guys!

There's a animal!

Lil:
wow!

Chuckie:
a turtle!

Well, that's all right!

And he sure is
a good spitter!

[ Both spitting]

[ All spitting]

Here it is.

Downstairs.

Oh, now if only
there was a map

To help find the elevator.

[ Ringing]

[ Gasping]

Wow!

Look at
all this stuff!

Yeah! I never seen
so many things that...

I don't know
what they are before!

Announcer:
the tight end
checks the tackle

Releases downfield,
picks up the outside linebacker

And boom! Down he goes!

Boy, that's football!

I promise you...

Hey, isn't that
the penn state-notre dame game?

Stu, we don't
have time

To get caught up
in some game.

Stu!

Uh-huh.

Stu, watch the kids
a minute, will you?

I'm going to the
fondue department.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, tommy,
what's the matter

With your daddy?

Nothing, chuckie.

That's just how
he watches the tb.

Hey, guys, this is

A perfect chance
for us to go 'sploring.

Yeah, let's go 'sploring.

Yeah, let's go 'sploring.

Uh, maybe i-i'll just
stay here and watch tb.

[ Yelps]

[ Muzak playing]

Man over loudspeaker:
price check for orangutans.

Price check for orangutans.

Could I get a price check
on an orangutan, please?

[ Cash register rings]

All:
huh?

[ Rings again]

Lil:
hey!

[ Cash register keeps ringing]

[ Puppies barking]

[ Giggles][ slurps]

[ Laughing]

[ Gurgling]

What's it taste like?

I can't reach it.

Oh, poor little guy.

I know just how you feel:

Lost, a-scared

Wish you knew
where your daddy was...

What's the matter,
chuckie?

Oh, it's this poor,
little turtle, tommy.

He can't find his daddy.

Hmm.

Hey, maybe that
big turtle we sawed

When we came in the store
is his daddy.

Wow, you're probably right.

But that was so far away.

How's the turtle
ever going to find him again?

Well, we could
take him there.

That's a great idea, tommy.

Uh... Can we do that?

Sure we can.

Come on.

Clean up, aisle two.

[ Grunts]

[ Grunting]

Oh, no!

Hey, you baby!

Just what do you
think you're...

[ Crash]

[ Giggling]

[ Snakes hissing]

Oh, great.

Snakes.

Stay... Stay.

Snake clean up, aisle three.

Chuckie,
the toast is clear.

Get the turtle.

Uh, uh, I can't.

It's too high.

You have to, chuckie.

Think about the poor turtle.

Oh.

Ew.[ Hissing]

Hurry,
before the lady comes back.

Oh.

Why me?

[ Grunting]

I got him!

Attaboy, chuckie! Come on down.

I never knew
there were

So many different
kinds of worms.

Yeah, and they
don't taste anything

Like the little ones
in our backyard.

Come on, guys.

We got to get the turtle
to his daddy.

Yeah, let's go.

Chuckie:
tommy, how are we going to get
poor turtle back to his daddy

When we don't even know
where weare?

Well, uh, uh, um...

[ Cash register rings]

[ Register rings again]

Sure we do.

Uh, first I 'member
a whole bunch of shoes...

Uh, then I 'member
some cooking stuff...

Uh, and that ringy toy,
and, and, and...

And, um,
and lots of other stuff, too.

Come on,
you guys.

[ Humming]

[ Singing softly]

♪ I'm fond of you

♪ If you're fond of me...

Ow![ Crashing]

Of all the places
to leave an empty stroller!

Some people just... Empty?

Stroller?

Stu!

Where are the kids?!

Huh, what?
Oh, they're...

Uh... Oh, my gosh!

[ Panting]

[ Groaning]

[ Skidding]

Security!security!

Attention: four small children
lost in the store.

Answer to the names
tommy, chuckie, phil, lil.

If found, notify security.

Thanks for shopping
at home heaven.

Hey, why did that voice
say our names?

Look!

[ Police radio chatter]

I think
he's looking for us!

But if he finds us

Then we'll never get turtle
back to his daddy!

Quick, chuckie,
hide the turtle!

Give me a price check
on wildebeests, please.

Where's the turtle?

He's okay,
I hided him in a shoe.

Which one?

[ Shrieks]

That one!

Here it is, sir.

The london brawn, in dark puce.

Oh, no, tommy! He's going

To put turtle's shoe
on that man!

It'll smush him!

Not if I can help it!

And not only
is it attractive

But it actually performs
reflexology on your foot

And improves
liver function.

[ Chuckles]

[ Gasps]

What in the world?

[ Grunts]

Hey! Come back here!

Call security!

We got babies!

Here, chuckie.

Thanks, tommy.

Oh. The turtle
says thanks, too.

Oh! Tell him he's welcome.

Now, come on, guys!

Let's go find turtle's daddy!

[ Gasps]

Have located babies
in women's wear.

In pursuit. Over.

Hey, kids!

[ All scream]

[ Panting]

[ Both grunt]

[ Gasping]

[ Screaming]

Come back!
[ Guard muttering]

You little scamps!

Hey! Where'd they go?

Whoa. I'm dizzy.

[ Thud]

Look, guys!
It's the tbs!

We must be near
the elebator!

[ Bell rings]

[ Woman talking on radio]

Unit one, back in action.

Babies boarding elevator alpha.
Over.

[ All scream]

Ow. Maybe I'll try the stairs.

[ Gasping]

Oh, my gosh!
They're in the elevator!

Come on!

[ Ringing]

[ Shoes squeaking]

There he is!

It's the turtle's daddy!

You're almost home,
little fella!

[ Giggling, laughing]

Babies at ten o'clock.

I'm moving in. Over.

Stu:
tommy!

Daddy's here!

[ All scream]

Hey, come back here!

They're headed for the fountain!

Spread out!

Hurry, chuckie,
hurry!

Tommy pickles,
what's gotten into you?

[ Squealing]

Oh no, you don't!

[ Panting]

[ Panting]

Whoa!

[ Screaming]

Whoa!

Chuckie! Oof!

Gotcha.

[ Laughing]

[ Laughing]

I don't know, stu.

I think they were
making up

That store policy

"If you bend it,
you bought it."

You must admit,
it does add a touch of class.

Besides, the kids
seem to like it.

See, little fella?

Now we're both safe at home
with our daddies.

[ Laughs]

Yeah.

[ Stu crying]

Didi:
sometimes I think
I have twobabies.
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