05x05 - He Saw, She Saw/Piggy's Pizza Palace

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

Okay, you kids have fun.

Daddy and I are going to spend
some quiet time over on the...

Swings! Hey, deed,
want to go with me?

Swings?

[ Gasping]

Ahh! Oooh!

Ooh, get away from me,
you yucky ants!

Oh! Hey! Ooh!

Take that and that.

Ants aren't going
to hurt you, chuckie.

Yeah, they're just
little tiny anties.

That's why they're scary.

They're so little

You never know where
they're going to go.

[ Others gasp]

Now, that's
reallyscary.

Yeah. Maybe we should go
play somewheres else.

Shh. Maybe if we're real quiet,
she'll leave us alone.

What are you guys
talking about?

She's not scary.

She's just a little girl.

Chuckie, don't you know
who that is?

No.

Emma.

Oh!

Who's emma?

She's the little
sister of...

Big binky.

The biggest kid

Ever to still be
sucking on a pacifier.

And the meanest.

But, she looks so nice.

[ Humming]

Oh, I think

You guys are making

All that big binky stuff up

Just to scare me.

No, chuckie, really.

I seened it with my own eyes.

Big binky won't let no one
play with emma.

The last kid he catched her with

Got his face pushed under
the mud, and his arms pinched.

Dah! Well, maybe
you guys are right.

Maybe we should go play
somewheres else

Just to be safe.

[ Screams]
oh.

Hi, I'm emma.

Would you like to go
seesaw with me?

Um, no, no...
I mean, no thank you.

I mean, well,
I'm not supposed to seesaw.

My dad said no,
and then I fell off

The last time, then I got
a spinster in my finger

And it's
up-down, up-down

I just...
[ Grunts]

Ahh! Oh!

Ants! Get off, off, off!

Help!

[ Yelping]

[ Both shouting]

[ Thud]

[ All gasp]

[ Catches breath]

So, uh, you're

Scared of ants, too?

Uh-huh.

[ Chuckling]

I thought
I was the only one.

What else
are you scared of?

Everything.

Oh! Me, too!

[ Giggling]

[ Laughing joyfully...]

[ Grunting]

[ Gasps]

Oof!

Hmm.

[ Didi lands
with light thud]

Well, at least
chuckie looks happy.

I just hope big binky
doesn't see him.

Or chuckie will
mostly look flat.

[ All gasp]

Tommy:
big binky!

[ Footsteps thudding]

[ All grunting]

Boy, emma, I never knew
seesaw could be so much fun.

I mean, it's...

Chuckie!

...just going
up and down.

Up and down.

But now I feel like
I'm going somewhere...

Hey!

Wh-what?

[ Yells]

Oh!

Hey, kid,
what's the big idea?

Huh, uh, what idea?

I don't got any ideas.

Listen, you.

Don't you know that seesawing

Can be very dangerous?

It can?

Yeah.

And you wouldn't want

My baby sister to
get hurt, would you?

Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

Good. Then get out of here
and don't ever

Let me catch you
playing with her again!

Good-bye, chuckie.

G-good-bye.

[ Bellows]:
now!

[ Gulps]

Hey, chuckie.

Welcome back.

Yeah, chuckie,
old pal

Good to have you back.

I'm glad he didn't
squish you.

Oh, tommy,
what am I going to do?

Emma was the only baby
I ever knew

That was ascared as much as me.

I didn't even get
to say good-bye.

She probably thinks
I don't even like her.

Chuckie, if you want
to say good-bye to emma

Then me
and phil and lil

Are going to
help you do it!

I am?

You are?

He is?

We are?

You guys are
the bestest friends

A baby ever had!

[ Twins chuckle nervously]

Okay, emma,
hold on to the bar.

Don't put your feet out too far

And tell me if you get dizzy.

[ Emma giggling]

Whee!

[ Laughing merrily]

What you waving at?

Uh-oh.

He sawed us.

Let's go, guys.

March!

Twins:
march!

Hey! What's going on?

Whoa!

Quick, emma!

Chuckie's waiting
for you

Behind the bushes.

Thanks,
you guys.

Binky:
hey!

Hey, whoa!

Stop this thing!

Oh, I knowed
this was a bad idea.

I'm going to get my face
pushed in the mud

And my arms pinched.

I just know it.

Chuckie?

Ahh! Oh!

[ Catching breath]

Emma, it's you.

I was scared
I'd never see you again.

Me, too.

And, and I didn't
want you to go home

Before I had a chance
to say good-bye.

Oh.

Well... Good-bye.

[ Stuttering]

Emma, uh, uh, wait.

Yeah?

You know what?

I don't want to say good-bye.

I want to play with you
some more.

But where can we go?

Over there!

On the other side
of the playground.

Chuckie, that's so far!

Yeah. It's kind of scary, huh?

But I'll go if you will.

Let's go!

Hey, cut it out,
you babies!

Or you'll be sorry!

Oh, no!

My sister's with
that freckled kid.

Stop this thing!

Keep pushing,
you guys!
[ Scraping]

[ Grunting]

Emma!

[ Splat]

Come on, guys!

We got to save
chuckie!

[ Gasping]

Give me back my binky!

[ Both grunting]

Aah!

Did you want to play
something else, honey?

Chuckie, look!

I see, emma.

It's like a playground

Just for you and me!

Not too high.

Don't worry.

Whee!

[ Laughing]

Drop that binky

You baby!

Give it to him,
tommy.

No. We're almost to the top.

[ All grunting]

I got you!

Now, give me
my binky!

Only if you leave chuckie alone!

Gimme!

[ Grunts]

No!

No!

Oof!

We're okay, guys.

He's gone!

Yay!yay!

[ Grunting]

You're going to be sorry
you ever...!

Whee!
[ Laughing]

Hey! That's my sister!

Emma!

Oh, no!

He's seen chuckie and emma.

Come on, guys,
we got to stop him.

I always knowed
chuckie was trouble.

Gee, chuckie, that was fun.

And I wasn't even ascared.

Really?

I think I would have been.

Maybe you woulda.

[ Chuckling]

[ Rustling]

There you are!

[ Both scream]

I told you

Not to play with my sister!

Chuckie, come on.

[ Gasps, growls]

[ Panting]

Come on, emma.

Maybe we can hide
in there!

Hurry, chuckie,
he's coming!

[ Rustling]

[ Grunting]

[ Thud]

[ Grunting]

[ Thud]

Now where'd they go?!

[ Emma laughing]

[ Hushed]:
stop laughing.

He'll hear you!

I will, if you stop
tickling me.

I'm not tickling you.

Then who is?

[ Screams]

Ants!

[ Both screaming]

Don't get me, ants!
Yucky, yucky!

[ Both shouting]

Oh, you yucky ants! Oh!

Chuckie! What are you doing?

Emma, you got to climb up on me.

It's the only way out.

But what about you?

Don't worry about me.

Just...

Do it.

[ Grunting]

Wow!

I did it.

I was really brave.

[ Chuckles]

[ Screams]

Oh!

[ Shrieks]

[ Cries out]

Chuckie, are you
all right?

[ Panting]:
uh, I think so.

Hmm.

[ Crunching]

Chuckie, you saved me.

Yeah.

I guess I did.

[ Screams]

You saved my sister
from the ants.

I like you.

[ Grunting]

[ Chuckling]

Isn't it great, chuckie?

Now we can play together
all the time!

Um, I guess so.

Now, be careful, you two.

Don't push off too hard.

Hold on with both hands.

Wow, I cantalk better
without this thing.

Uh-oh.

He ditched the binky.

Now what are we going to do?

I say we take his undies
this time.

[ Didi singing...]

You know, deed,
sometimes I think

Being a kid is a lot
harder than it looks.

[ Didi humming...]

[ Barnyard animals calling
in distance]

Tommy:
there it is!

Look!

[ Snorts]

Lil:
piggy's house!

Stu:
the kids are really
going to have a ball today.

They just installed
that new animatronic stage show.

Drew:
that's not all they've
installed, little bro'.

You mean?

That's right.

They put in that new "reptar
unchained" pinball machine.

Ooh!

[ Snorts]

Hey, hey, there folks.

I'm your old pal, piggy.

Come on in and pig out on pizza.

[ Snorts]

[ Arcade games buzzing
and ringing]

[ Tommy giggles]

Howdy, there, welcome to
piggy's pinball pizza palace.

Have fun, pig out
and follow the rules...

So's ringo the bull don't have
to remind you to play nice.

Yeah, yeah, we know the drill.

[ All gasp]

I am reptar!
Feed me quarters!

Here we are, guys.

Piggy's pit bull palace.

Isn't it... [ Grunts]

Oh, cynthia, I've saved
and I've saved for my whole life

And daddy says I only has to win
one more ribbon of tickets

Till I can trade for...

The cynthia driveaway
dream car.

Daddy, I've got
to win the tickets

So's I get the cynthia
driveaway dream car.

Here you go, angel.

Have fun.

That'll keep her busy

While I show you
what a pinball wizard can do.

Okay, you kids play here
in the piglet farm

While I show your uncle drew

Who's the real wizard
at pinball.

Oh, boy,
the piglet farm.

Lookie.

Cow food.

Mmm.

I'll save some
for later.

I just hope we don't end up
being piggy food.

[ Dinging]

Angelica:
yay!

I won! I got the tickets!

♪ The cynthia driveaway dream
car is mi-i-ine! ♪

♪ Mi-i-i-ine!

[ Humming gleefully]

Angelica sure
looks happy.

Suppose she finded a bug
in her hair?

I think she winned
that pretty ribbon she wanted.

[ Clicks switch]

[ Electrical whirring]

Okay, kiddies, it's show time.

[ Snorting]

Look, guys,
there's piggy.

Ooh.

Hey, pig!

♪ I just got a cynthia
driveaway dream car. ♪

[ Gasps]

Hey!

[ Snorting]

Hey, you dumb pig,
come back here!

Hey, you!

[ Growling]

[ Gasps]

Sorry, kid,
you know the rules.

You got to do ten
in the pig pen

If you get rough with piggy

Or his barnyard friends.

But, but...
But, it wasn't my fault!

[ Crying]

Did you guys see that?

Piggy just stold
angelica's ribbon.

Just when she's about
to get her cynthia car.

I told you he was trouble.

And they get their time out
in the pig pen, too.

It's not fair
and we got to fix it.

We got to get that ribbon back
for angelica.

Both:
yeah.

[ Zapping, dinging]

See, stu?

Reptar bonus! Reptar bonus!

Wrist tension.

That's the key.

Thanks, but I don't
take tips from amateurs.

In tenth grade I won
the fast flipper tournament.

You still have the trophy
on display in your living room.

That's correct.

There he is.

[ Snorting]

We have to go through
that play pond.

Oh, I knew this wasn't
going to be easy.

Come on.

I mean, I just...

I just 'membered
I don't 'member how to swim.

I'll remind you.

[ Yelling]

[ Gasping, sputtering]

Tommy:
come on, you guys

Do the doggie waddle like spike.

Don't, uh...

Chuckie:
tommy!

[ Gasping, panting]

[ Snorting]

No, I can't...

[ Grunting]

Tommy!

I can't make it.

[ Gasping, panting]

Tommy!

Thanks, tommy.

[ Lil panting]

Where's piggy?

He went through that door.

Come on.

The real secret, bro',
is to let it flow.

Become one
with the machine.

Are you talking
about pinball

Or giving me
a dance lesson?

You could use help with both.

Reptar bonus!

[ All gasp]

Tommy:
um...

Uh, hello, mr. Fluffy guys.

Um, we're looking for piggy.

They're not very friendly.

They're animals.

They can't talk like us.

[ Grunts]

Woof, woof, moo.

Oh, kitty, oh, kitty.

Quack quack quackety quack.

Gey aveck,
you meshuganeh
hundt-mundt.

My grandpa boris
always says that

To spike.

What about that door?

It's just our size.

Must befor us.
Let's go.

Bye-bye.

Oink.

Mick hundt.

It looks scary to me.

Let's find a light button.

It's not so scary
when it's not so dark.

[ Whirring and grinding]

[ Music playing]

Hey there, folks.

I'm your old pal, piggy.

And these are my
barnyard buddies.

Enjoy the show

And pig out on pizza.

[ Snorting]

The show's not supposed
to start for three minutes.

[ Laughing]

Oh, yeah, a special howdy doody
hello to all you kids

And I don't mean baby goats.

[ Snorting]

[ Snorting continues]

Hey, that's piggy.

He's upstairs.

Come on.

[ Music stops]

It's a tilt,
you tilted it.

Did not.

You pushed it.

Let me at that,
let me, let me...

Give me that.

There he is.

Oh, and he has lots of friends.

Lil:
where's angelica's ribbon?

He must have
putted it somewheres.

But he don't
have a diaper.

His pocket.

You've got
to do it, chuckie.

You're our only hope.

But, but what if I wake him up?

He'll be extra cranky.

You're the tallest, chuckie.

It's up to you.

Oh...

[ Sighs]

If anything happens to me, tommy

I want you to have my potty.

[ Music playing]

Hey there, folks,
I'm your old pal, piggy.

And these are
my barnyard buddies.

Enjoy the show
and pig out on pizza.

Daddy, look at
that boy on piggy.

He almost looks real.

[ Chuckie shouting]

[ Metallic rattling]

All I wanted
was a slice of pizza.

What are those kids
doing up there?

Daddy, I want to be
on stage, too.

Ah, oh, no!

I breaked him.

Now he's really going to be mad.

My barnyard, my... My...

Wait, chuckie.

That's not the real piggy.

It's just a robot.

It is?

See?

He's all full of metal stuff.

The real piggy
would be full of pizza.

My barnyard...

Let's go find
that real piggy.

Howdy do...

[ Alarm sounding]

[ Gasps]

I'm free!

My barnyard...

Hmm, sounds like trouble.

You guys,
there's piggy.

Lil:
and he's wearing
angelica's ribbon.

Let's get him.

Ooh...

Okay, pig.

Oh, no.

How'd you get out?

Let me go!

Just, just... No, you...

[ Chuckling, snorting]

[ Kids giggling]

Oh, these kids do love me,
don't they?

[ All shouting]

[ Giggling]

[ Laughing and shouting]

[ Zap]

[ Shouting]

Drew:
bro', can you...?

Don't try to distract
me now, stu.

The wrist is back
and his game is...

Whoa.

[ Both shouting]

[ Giggling]

[ Moans]

Okay, daddy, I have
enough tickets now.

Vroom, vroom, vroom...

See, chuckie?

Our old pal, piggy

Gave back the ribbon
after all.

Well, I guess he wasn't so bad.

Piggy:
bye-bye, kiddies.

Come back soon

And visit your old pal, piggy.

[ Snorting and laughing]

[ Wailing...]

Lil:
oh, kitty, oh, kitty,
mew-mew, mew-mew.