06x14 - Chuckie's Bachelor Pad/Junior Prom

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

I haven't seen
one of these babies in years.

This lava lamp
goes way back.

I got it when I first
moved out on my own.

If I recall, it was quite
a hit with the ladies.

[ Door flies open]

Your rent's due, finster!

Nice lamp.

Yeah, those were
the days, weren't they?

I remember my first
bachelor pad

Like it
was yesterday.

Yes, indeedy, those
were some madcap days.

We could reach for the stars.

[ Babies babbling]

Uh-oh, we runded out of blocks!

That's okay.

I got lots more
in my bedroom.

Come on.

Well, I guess we
should get back to work.

Which room are we
painting first?

Chuckie's,
but before we do that

I've got a few boxes that need
to go out to the garage.

Chuckie:
hey, guys

That's my stuff.

How come it's out here?

Oh, it kind of looks like
somebody's moving.

But my daddy didn't say
anything about that.

[ Gasps]

[ All gasp]

Ah!

[ Panting]

[ Gasps]

He still gots all his stuff
in his room.

Well, maybe he thinks
it's time

For you to move out

And get your own
belcher pad, chuckie.

Yeah, like our daddies
was talking about.

[ Gasps]

You don't really think

My daddy wants me
to move out?

Well, it kind of looks
that way, chuckie.

But I don't think I'm ready

To move out, you guys.

You are the olderest.

And the biggerest.

And I do know how to use
my potty chair.

And I count most of my toes.

He's ready.
He's ready.

It'll be an adventure, chuckie.

Well, okay, if you guys think
I'm ready.

I guess I better get my stuff.

[ Straining]

This is kind of heavy.

Tommy:
chuckie--

Maybe you better
just take the
'portant stuff.

Well, let's see, um...

I'll need my happy hippo
blankie, of course.

I got it!

And my cowboy lamp.

Tommy:
check.

And, um, my favoritest picture.

[ Sighs]:
I guess you got to leave home
some time.

I just didn't think
it would be so soon.

Come on, guys.

We better help chuckie find
a new place to live.

How about
over there?

[ Kids straining]

Chuckie:
I don't think so.

It's kind of
crowded in there.

Hey, maybe
that could be

Your belcher pad,
chuckie.

Um...

I don't know.

It's kind of small.

[ Straining]

Hey, what about over there?

It's awful dark in here.

Tommy:
don't worry,
chuckie.

We bringed your lamp.

[ Gasps]:
I think it's beautiful.

I don't know.

[ Sniffs air]

It smells funny.

It's okay, chuckie.

We'll help you
fix it up.

[ Rock music blaring]

[ Humming along with music]

[ Scatting]

[ Both scatting]

Hey.

Ow!

Give it to me.

Take me to the bridge.

Want to make me

Sweat.

[ Pants rip]

Ooh!

Chuckie:
gee, my belcher pad

Looks pretty good.

Now that I gots my own place

What am I supposed
to do?

What do you feel like doing?

Well... Oh, my gosh!

You got your shoes
on the furnitures.

Oh, it's all right,
it's your furnitures.

You can even walk on it
if you want.

[ Humming]

I can?

Sure.

You gots your own place,
you can do whatever you want.

Yeah, chuckie.

You can have friends over
for dinner.

Mmm.
Mmm.

Or make lots of noise!

Or leave
the door open

And let all
the bugs come in.

Phil:
look, a spider.

Hey, chuckie, maybe
you can keep him

For a pet.

I don't like pets
with that many legs.

That's okay.

Now that you gots
your own place

You can have any
pet that you want.

I think I'll call him bob.

[ Gasps]

Um, sit, bob.

You sure picked
a great pet, chuckie.

Thanks, tommy.

Gee, chuckie--

You're all grown up
now that you got

Your own place.

Hey, I know what I want to do.

Have a birthday party!

[ Quick-tempo music playing]

[ Kids squealing with joy]

[ Snoring]

Ate too much.

I jumped too much.

Oh, boy, that was the bestest
party I ever had, huh, guys?

That was the onlyest party
you ever had.

Yeah, but it was
great, chuckie.

[ Gasps]

[ Lil giggles]

So, what do you want to do now?

How about we take a bubbly bath

Or climb up on the roof
and look at the stars?

There isn't not no stars out
right now.

Oh.

Well, we could
look at the birdies.

What do you say, guys?

Can I throw up first?

[ Parents calling for children]

Um, that sounds like fun,
chuckie

Um, but I think
we gots to go.

Oh, gee,
do you have to?

Yeah, but don't worry,
we'll come back

And climb on the roof
with you tomorrow.

Well, okay.

Thanks for
the cookies.

Bye, I had
a lovely time.

We'll come again soon.

Okay, thanks for coming over,
you guys.

Okay, well...

That was a fun day we had,
wasn't it, bob?

My favoritest part was the
music and jumping on my new bed.

How about you?

Yeah, I like
chocolate pudding, too.

No, no, really, bob.

I like living on my own.

'Cept there's no one around
to help clean up.

And there's no one
to talk to neither.

I mean, I mean no offense, bob,
but you're made of plastic.

[ Wind blowing, wood creaking]

[ Gasps]

[ Trembling]

And there's no one to make you
feel better when you get scared.

Thanks for the help!

No problem, chas.

Just call.

Okay, chuckie,
time for your nap.

Chuckie?

Chuckie, where are you?

Chuckie.

Chas:
where are you?

[ Gasps]:
hey, bob, I think my daddy's
coming to visit.

Chuckie, where are you?

[ Shed door opens]

There you are.

I've been looking
all over for you.

It's time for your nap.

[ Gasps]

Plus, I have a big
surprise for you

When we get inside.

Chas:
okay, chuckie,
you can open your eyes now.

Chuckie [ gasps]:
wow!

We spent all day
fixing it up for you.

So, little guy...

How do you like it?

[ Chuckie gasps]

Would you like
to use this

For your night-light,
chuckie?

You know, daddy's
had this a long time.

I guess someday you'll move into
your own place, too, chuckie.

But not for a long, long time.

[ Sighs contentedly]

So tad asked me first.

But then casey asked me

So I just had to, you know,
be fair and flip a coin.

[ Babies babbling]

Why is alisa wearing her
nighty gown in the daytime?

I don't know.

Guess she forgot
to get dressed.

Alisa, honey,
could you stand still?

Mom! This is
kind of important.

Sorry, beck.

And we're going in a limo!

Isn't that cool?

See?

There's my mom,
and there's my grandmom.

Wow, nice party!

It wasn't a party.

It was a prom.

See?

They drinked punch
and eated

And danced
under the shiny ball.

And mommy and daddy was
the prom king and queen.

Prom queen?

I never heard
of a prom queen.

You're making that up.

I am not.

Here's their picture
to prove it.

All the kids in their school
voted for them

To be king and queen.

Wow!

And my dress is baby blue

To match
the "harvesting the sea" theme.

We had
a bicentennial theme.

The boys were quite dashing

In their three-cornered hats
and knickers.

Alisa, watch
the kids, okay?

Sure, mom.

And I told him he could
bring me any kind of flowers--

Only roses and baby's breath.

I bet you alisa
is going to be
the prom queen

Because she's
really popular.

That's why when I'm growed up

I'mgoing to be prom queen.

Me, too.

You?

I don't think so.

No offense, susie, but nobody's
going to vote for you

On account of they're all
going to be voting for me.

But I'm nice.

They'd vote for me.

No, they wouldn't!

They would so!

[ Gasps]

Doggie, doggie!

[ Giggling]

Well, why don't
we just settle this

Right now, susie?

Oh, hello, babies.

Guess what
you get to do.

You're going to vote
for one of us to be queen

And you better think
real hard about it first.

That's not how it works.

If we're
going to vote
for a prom queen

We have
to have a prom.

Oh, all right.

You boys have
to pick a girl

To go with you
to the prom.

Why do wegot to ask?

It's your idea.

Just pick a girl
and ask her-- now!

You want
to go to the prom?

'Kay.

Next!

Um, susie?

Um, would you...

[ Giggles]

Sure, I'll go
to the prom with you.

[ Clears throat]

Um, you want to go
to the prom, angelica?

Mmm... Let me think about it.

Yucky!

Yucky!

Wow, two boys want
to take me to the prom.

I must be pretty popular.

Hmm... What should I do?

Well, if you
don't want to go

I guess I could
take reptar.

I guess you're going
with dil, angelica.

Forget it!

He'll drool all over my dress.

I'll go with tommy.

Now, get us some flowers

And they better be
roses and baby's breath!

Come on, susie,
we got work to do.

And I wore a red,
white and blue ruffled gown.

Some people said

I was the spitting image
of betsy ross.

Hey, there's a pretty one.

You want this
'stead of flowers?

Okay.

You think these
are roses, tommy?

Hmm, I don't know, chuckie.

There's no ring around them.

But there's no other flowers
here, so these gots to be roses.

Let's pick them.

[ Both groaning]

Now, all's we need
is baby's breath.

[ Exhaling]

I sure hope susie
likes this flower

'Cause it's making me dizzy.

Fower, fower!

[ Giggling]

Okay, dil,
you can help.

[ Sneezes]

Hmm.

Here, lil, this can
be your prom dress.

Ooh!

Pretty-ful!

Oh, tommy!

You got me a limbo!

You shouldn't have.

Shouldn't have what?

[ Babbling]

Here, chuckie.

This was my daddy's.

Uh, chuckie, I think
it's upside down.

[ Gasps]

You boys can get dressed later.

It's time to vote
for prom queen.

No, angelica.

First we have
to decorate

And take our
prom pictures.

Okay, I decorated.

Let's take
the pictures.

Wait!

Where's my flowers?

A queen's supposed
to have flowers!

I got you roses
and baby's breath.

Um, dil breathed on it, too.

Oh, yuck!

Here's your
flower, susie.

Thank you, chuckie.

All right, phil,
take my picture

And it better be good!

I want to 'member
this date till I'm five.

[ Humming cheerfully]

Oh, phil!

What kind of stinky
picture taker are you?

I'm not in any
of these pictures!

There's a teeny weeny
eeny bit of you, angelica.

Give me that!

Yup, that's me.

Okay, let's go to the prom and
get this vote thing over with.

That's not fair.

Me and chuckie
don't got something

To 'member the day.

Hmm.

Here.

A leaf?

[ Humming]

I'll 'member this
day anyhow, susie.

You want this
for a prom picture?

Okay.

Time for my limbo ride.

Tommy:
angelica

Why can't we just
walk to the prom?

It's right over there.

Walk?

Queens don't walk!

You're not queen yet, angelica.

I might be the queen,
you know.

Move over!

[ Grunts]

Hmm.

Uh-uh-uh.

You two push.

What about
me and lil?

Who am i,
the fairy grandmother?

Get your own limbo!

Want to walk
to the prom?

'Kay.

[ Grunts]

[ To the wedding march]:
♪ here comes the queen

♪ Dum, dum, da-dum.

Yeah, here she comes!

[ Chomping noisily]

Susie, if you
really want to know

How more popular I am
than you, we'll vote.

Okay, tommy,
time to vote

And it better be for me.

Um, I guess you can be
queen if you want to be.

That's one for me.

And now I get to vote.

Hmm, I vote for...

Me!

That's six for me.

Chuckie?

Uh, are you sure

You want to be queen,
angelica?

Queens have to sit
on a throne all day

Until their bottoms
are sore, and then they...

Just vote, finster!

I think the queen
should be...

[ Giggling]

[ Gasps]

Angelica!

Hear that?

Even your date
voted for me.

No, no, I mean,
angelica, look out!

Hey, dil, watch out!

[ Honking]

Dil.

[ All laughing]

[ Laughing]

Yuck, I've got punch all
over my sparkly hair and dress.

Queens have
to be clean.

Well, I'm
all dirty, too.

So how about we just forget
about being queen?

Oh, you just wait!

We'll have
another prom at my house

And then we'll see
who gets to be queen!

Come on, chuckie.

Let's dance.

[ Giggling]

Lillian, you want
to be the prom queen?

Okay.

You want
to be the king?

'Kay... Yours majesty.

[ Chuckles]

Yes, majesty!

[ Giggling]

[ Babbling and giggling]

Yeah.

I'm going to be
prom queen next year

And the nextest year

And the nextest year
after that!

Phil:
bye, I had a lovely time.