07x09 - Incredible Shrinking Babies/ Miss Manners

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Horn honks]

Hmm... Who are
they, chuckie?

They're my little people
and this is their house.

Ooh, they're so tiny.

Hey, where's the potty?

[ Dil cooing]

[ Gasps]
dil!

Don't lick little lyle!

Yah... Yah-yah.

[ Crying...]

Uh-oh, tommy,
what do we do now?

Don't cry, dil...
Here.

[ Grunts]

[ Gasps]

[ Dil crying]

Sounds like someone's
ready for a nap.

[ Crying...]

[ Sniffles]

Heh-heh, hee-hee, ooh-hoo.

[ Waggles lips]

Peep-peep-peep...

[ Dil cooing]

[ Both yawn]

[ Snoring]

[ Yawns]

[ Snoring]

[ Sighing...]

[ Cooing...]

[ Slurping loudly]

[ Cooing...]

[ Sneezes]

Huh? What's wrong,
chuckie?

Dil won't take his nap

And he's making
too much noise
for me to sleep.

[ Grunts]

You're the one making
too much noise.

Yeah, chuckie.

Honest, just listen.

[ Sighs softly]

See, I told you!

I didn't hear nothing.

Me, either.

You guys gots to help me

Get dil to take his nap, please.

Okay, chuckie,
we'll help you.

[ Muttering softly...]

What should we do,
tommy?

Well...

Afore dil's nap

My dad always gives him
his binky and his blanky.

And he wipes the stuff
off of his face.

Oh, yeah, and he makes
funny faces, too.

That's what we're going to do.

I'll get his binky,
phil and lil, you make faces,
and chuckie, you wipe.

Why do I always have to
do the icky stuff?

[ Grunting...]

Here's your binky, dil.

[ Laughing and cooing]

[ Twins laughing]

[ Sighs]

Mmm... No, no!

[ Grunting]

Dil... Dil, let go.

Let go, let it...

Tommy, make dil let go.

Here's your binky, dil...
Again.

Ow... Ugh!

[ Gasps, sighs]

I know,
how about a lolly?

[ Grunting]

Hmm...

Dil:
tommy... Chubbie!

No, I'm chuckie.

If I was small
like little louie

I could never make you
get to... Sleep.

[ Snoring]

[ Muttering]

[ Dil cooing]

Aah!

[ Gasps]

[ Cooing]

[ Screams]

[ Panting]

Tommy!

Phil!

Lil?

[ Gasps]

The blanket monster!

Please don't eat me up.

[ Gasps]

Phew, it's you guys.

How did we get
so small, tommy?

I don't know,
chuckie.

[ Dil sneezes]

Phil:
what's that?

[ Gasps]

Ah... Ah...

Quick! Everybody hide!

[ Panting...]

Ah... Choo!

[ Wind blowing]aah!

[ Screaming...]

[ Panting]

I don't think that my room
is safe anymore.

[ Dil babbling]

Maybe we should
get out of here.

How? The door's too far!

I know! Let's make dil
take his nap.

But tommy, we couldn't
do it when we were big.

How are we going to do
it now that we're small?

Uh, I don't know,
but we gots to try.

I'll go fetch his binky.

And, and we'll make
our funny faces.

And I'll... Try not to drown.

[ Cooing]

[ Grunts]

Okay...

[ Grunting...]

[ Grunting and babbling]

We're making funny faces.

Dil, hey,
looky here.

[ Laughing]

Here, dil.

Back here!

Both:uh-oh.
Ah... Choo!

Phil:
whoa!

Both:
jumpers off!

Whoa... Let's
do that again!

[ Laughing]

I sure hope this gets dil
to take his nap.

Uh...?

Oh...

Aah!

[ Gasps]

[ Yells]

[ Coos]

Aah...!

[ Grunts]

Are you okay, chuckie?

Oh, sure.

I'm just wet and tired

And really, really small!

Help me get dil
to come get his binky.

Hey! Dilly!

Over here!

Oh, dilly!

Ooh...

Tommy:
here's your binky!

Come on, dil!

[ Babbling]

[ Grunts]

Chuckie, run!

[ Panting...]

Look out!

Whoa... Oh... Oh.

Tain-tain!

[ Laughing...]

[ Screams]

[ Train whistle blowing]

Boy, chuckie,
that was close.

We got to hide
somewheres.

Uh, tommy...

Not now, chuckie.

I'm looking
for a hiding place.

But tommy...

Look out!

Lil:
tommy, chuckie!

Phil:
in here!

Ooh... Ya...

Hurry!

Hurry, tommy!

I'm hurrying!

Aah...

Both:
yay!

Yeah!

Quick, everybody,
inside!

Well, looks like this
is our new home, guys.

[ Sniffs]

Oh... Food.

Does it taste good?

I've had better.

I wish we were big again.

So do i, chuckie.

But at least we're safe in here.

Uh, yeah.

Maybe dil will get tired
and take his nap now.

[ Sighs]

[ Screaming...]

All:
whoa...

Ah...

Chubbie! Chubbie!

Why is it always have to be me?

Whoa!

Oh... [ Gasping]

Dilly, wait!

No, don't eat me, dil!

Dil! Dil!

[ Screaming]

Did you have a bad dream,
chuckie?

It wasn't a dream, tommy.

We were all
really, really small

And dil was really, really big

And he chased us
into the little people's house

And he was trying...

To eat me up.

That's silly, chuckie.

Yeah, you wouldn't
taste good.

No, it happened!

Really! You believe me,
don't you, tommy?

[ Cooing]

Well, it had to be a dream
or else we'd all remember it,
right, chuckie?

[ Sniffling]

I guess you're right.

Besides,
if it really happened

I'd been in dil's stomach
right now.

Oh...

I'm glad it was
a dream, chuckie.

I wouldn't want my
bestest brother to
eat my bestest friend.

Phil:
hey, tommy, want to play trains?

I'm driving the train,
phillip.

No, I am driving it,
lillian.

Now, you guys
be careful.

Little louie.

Chubbie, chubbie.

[ Gasps]

[ Rings doorbell]

Good morning, aunt didi,
uncle stewart.

Oh, well, isn't that
the cutest thing?

I just gradulated from
mind my manners charm school.

May I come in?

Of course,
sweetheart.

Isn't that great?

About time she got
some manners.

Didi:
mm-hmm.

I never knowed
washing dishes
could be so much fun.

No wonder our daddy
does it all the time.

Hey, babies!

I mean, uh...

Good morning, children.

Wow, what's that?

Uh... Ooh!

Oh, I'm so sorry,
cousin dylan.

Please excuse me.

Wow... Did you
hear that, guys?

Yeah, is she sick?

You got a disease,
angelica?

[ Sighs loudly]

No, no, no, I got
some manners now.

"Manners?"

Are they like measles?

Are we going to
catch them?

You can't catch manners,
you dumb...

Uh, darlingbabies.

You learn them...
Understand?!

I don't get it.
Uh-uh.
No.
Not really.

[ Sighs]

I don't know
why I bother.

[ Gasps]

[ Slurping]

Fabulous.

Well, of course,
mr. Yamaguchi.

It's no problem at all.

Uh-huh, buh-bye now.

You'll never guess.

Mr. Yamaguchi's
most trusted advisor

Wants to have dinner
at our house tonight!

Isn't that short notice?

If this goes well,
I'll get a promotion.

We'll never worry
about money again.
We'll be rich!

Rich?

I want a pony!

[ Chuckles]

Uh, now, princess, uh,
remember your manners.

I want a pony, please!

Of course you do...

But first you
have to promise

To be extra good
at the dinner party

So mommy can impress
mr. Yamaguchi's
friend, okay?

Of course, mommy.

That's
my little angel.

It's time to get
in the trenches.

I'll get my hair and nails done,
you call the caterers

And coordinate
the evening's entertainment.

Oh, I almost forgot.

This guy is a real family man--
you know the type.

You must come
and bring the children.

[ Gasps]
not the babies!

Ta-ta!

[ Babbling]

Hey, angelica,
you forgetted

To say you were
sorry to dil.

I've got bigger fish to fly.

My mommy's having a party
and you babies are invited.

[ All cheering]

We love parties!

Not so fast.

This is a growed-up party.

We got to act right
or mommy won't get rich

And I won't get my pony!

Wow, you're getting
a pony, angelica?

Unless you babies
mess it up.

You gots to learn manners.

No, thanks.don't think so.
Nuh-uh.

You dumb... Ducklings.

What I meant to say was,
if you learn manners,
I'll let you ride my pony.

Tommy:
really?...

Lil:
yay! Pony!

Angelica:
okay, listen up,
I gots to teach you

All the stuffs I learned
before tonight.

What's the first thing you do
when you meet someone?

Um, smile at them?

No, no. Phil?

See if they have
any treats?

Afteryou get the treats.

I usually hide till
my daddy comes to get me.

Oh, brother.

Just watch me.

When you see
mr. Yamaguchi's friend

You're apposed to curtsy,
like this.

I can do that!

[ Grunts]

Angelica:
peoples with manners can walk
with stuff on their heads.

Go ahead, babies, make me proud.

[ Grunts]

Hey, a snail!

Where?

I can't see...

[ Grunts]

Whoa!

[ Sighs]

Ooh, manners are worser
than measles.

When someone brings you
something delicious to eat

You gots to first pick a spoon,
like this.

Why do we gots more than one?

Uhh! So when you drop one,
you gots another one.

[ Sighs]

Never mind the spoons.

Watch how I hold my cup.

[ Slurps]

Your pinkie gots to stay
up in the air.

Why, angelica?

I don't know.

I didn't make up manners.

Just do it!

[ Gasps]

It feels kind of silly.

Tell the queen of english that!

You, too, dil.

[ Gasps]

Use your napkin.

[ Gasps]

It's my turn to use
the nappy, lillian.

Is not, phillip.
It's mine!

No grabbing!

Elbows off the table!

Dil, no feet on the table!

No singing, no dancing,
no chewing gum!

I gots to get that pony!

How are we going to
remember all this?

Huh?

Oh...

Phil:
maybe it's a giant juice pop!

Ooh...

Let's eat it,
phillip!

[ Grunting...]

Stop right there!

That's better.

Hmm, you don't look
so bad

When you're clean.

Excuse me, mr. Waiter.

May we have some of those
delicious appletizers?

Certainly,
miss pickles.

Would you like
the deviled crab, goose pate,
or caviar on toast points?

Yuck! Don't you got
anything good?

Hey, joe, you got
the pizza squares?!

Well, pizza's all right

But how about
some chocolate appletizers?

[ Sighs]

Duh, uh, I already forgetted
what to do.

I remember! It was
something about grabbing.

Oh, yeah!

Good
thinking!

[ Munching and slurping]

You're lucky no one
saw that but me.

Charlotte:
here's my little princess.

Angelica, say hello
to mr. Hagasawa.

Good evening,
mr. Busynessman.

Did you bring my pony?

Hmm?

Don't kids say
the cutest things?

[ Conversation,
laughter, harp playing...]

Woman:
...she had the nerve to tell me
that I should go neutrals.

[ Didi laughing]

I'd like to propose a toast.

[ Dil burps]

[ Laughing and babbling]

He's sorry.

Keep talking, mommy.

As I was saying,
our guest of honor, mr... Oh!

[ Laughing]

Give...
Give it here...

Cousin dylan.

[ Dil fussing]

Hear, hear!

Let's eat.

[ Laughing]

Babies! Meet me
under the table, now!

Dil's messing up
the whole party.

You got to stop him from
burping and grabbing
and throwing!

I'm counting on you.

Come on.

[ Sighs]

I'm tired of manners,
tommy.

Me, too.

They're too hard.

You guys,
what about the pony?

Um, that's
another thing.

I just 'membered.

I'm ascared of ponies.

You got to get up here!

Dil's drooling
all over the place!

Please, babies?

She never said
pease afore.

It's kind of nice.

Maybe manners isn't so bad.

Except the part about
eating with a spoon.

Come on, guys.

We gots to help angelica.

[ Laughing...]

Fabulous.

[ Laughing...]

Ohh!

[ Grunting]

Stop him!

Dil, no, no!

[ All yelling...]

Whoa...

Oh... Aah!

[ Gasping and yelling]

Betty:
watch the cherub!

My pony...!

My promotion...!

Mr. Hagasawa...

Please forgive me.

[ Clears throat]

You can be certain

I'm going to tell mr. Yamaguchi
about this evening.

[ Chuckles]

What a wonderful party.

You have made me feel
very much at home.

In fact, I have

A new job for you.

You... Do?

You will be the hostess
for any of our business people

Traveling with children.

It is much better
than a promotion.

It is an honor.

[ Gasps]

Of course.

What?!

[ Thud]
ooh!

Move over, babies!
I want some ice cream
and I want it now!

Aren't you 'posed to say
please, angelica?

Where's your manners?

Manners bananners!

I said move over!

Angelica:
tell the queen of english that!
You, too, dil.