07x11 - No Place Like Home

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

[ Alisa laughing]

You got that right.

Uh-huh... Uh-huh.

So she's all

"Girl, you cut your hair."

And I'm all,
"well, duh, three weeks ago."

And she's all,
"it totally rocks."

Then she's wants to know
where I got it done.

So I'm all, "you know
that new place at the mall...?"

So, how's our patient?

Good, mommy.

That's what I like to hear.

Remember, having your tonsils
removed is a simple operation.

Afterwards, your throat
will be a little sore

And you might not be able
to use your voice right away

But the good news is...

I get to eat
all the ice cream I want.

That's right!

You're a brave
little girl,
you know that?

[ Sighs] yeah.

Hey, lady, where do
you keep all the kids?

[ Sighs]
follow the colored tiles
to pediatrics, ma'am.

Thanks.

Doctor slaughter

Please report
to the nurse's station.

Doctor reginald slaughter...

Betty:
I don't care
what they say:

The orange ones
taste different.

Hey, stay on the tiles.

And don't touch
nothing.

How come cynthia
gots to be so bossy?

Yeah, she's
a meany-bean face.

I don't
know, guys

But I think it's
because angelica

Does all the
talking for her.

Both:
she does?

Step on it,
slow pokes.

[ All gasp and huff]

Right, I seed
her lips move.

[ Babbling happily]

Yeah, don't
you remember?

Well, duh...
[ Giggles]

Are you serious?
No way!

Stay inside the lines!

You call that painting?

Move over, I'll
show you how it's done.

Gee, guys, thanks for coming.

Spike wanted to come too,
but my mommy wouldn't let him.

So I bringed you
this doggy instead.

Thanks, tommy.

He kind of
looks like spike.

And I bringed you
my favoritest bal.

Thank you, chuckie.

Here, i, uh...
I brings you
a flashlight

From me and lil.

Oh, guys,
you didn't have to do that.

Okay.

It's our favoritest
flashlight, phillip.

It don't work
no more, lillian.

Oh...

We wants you to have it.

Dil:
goopy, goopy, goopy,

[ Chewing and slurping]

Look, susie, dilly got
a present for you, too.

He wants to give you
a goober.

Can I have a hug?

Hugs are fun. [ Laughs]

Now, that was a hug.

[ Laughing]

Angelica:
my present is
the bestest one of all.

Since you're gonna have such
an awful, terrible operation

Cynthia's gonna
sing you a song.

♪ I'm really sorry to hear
about your toenails. ♪

It's my tonsils,
not my toenails!

Oh...

[ Singing]

This little girl
is singing

And driving me crazy.

Like, I gotta jet.
See you later.

[ Vacuum running]

[ Angelica still singing]

Hey, where you going?

I'm not finished!

Can I tell you guys a secret?

I'm scared
of having an operation.

I wish my mommy
would take me home.

I'd be ascared too
if I was in the hopsicle.

Especially at night
when they turn off the lights
and it gets real dark!

Uh, what are you
ascared of, susie?

Well, I know it's silly,
but I'm afraid that...

Well, ee... Wh... What if I
won't be able to talk anymore?!

What's so bad about
not being able to talk?

Especially
when you gots angelica

The world's greatest
ventriloquit

To do your talking for you?

Hmm, you got
possibilities.

I bet you'd make
a great dummy.

[ Gasps]

I don't want to be
a dummy!

Don't listen
to angelica, susie.

You're going to be
able to talk.

And what do you know
about it, mr. Baldy baby?

Everybody know babies
don't gots any brains.

Especially the bald ones.

I'm really thirsty.

I'm sorry, honey.

You can't drink
before your surgery.

Hmm, I believe the boy
in this bed was just released.

Ha-ha!
Look at my pips go.

They're a couple of
garbage cans!

Hey, those slippers
match cynthia's!

You can't have them,
angelica.

I got them especially
for coming to the hospital.

After my tonsils are gone,
I'm gonna wear them home.

Oh, who needs a dumb pair
of slippers anyways?

[ Both grunt]

Watch where you're
going, shorty!

What a witch!

I'm afraid
visiting time
is over.

Susie needs
to get ready for
her surgery now.

Everything's going to be
all right, sweetie.

We'll see you soon.

Okay, buh-bye.

Come on, children...

Come on, let's go.

You'll be asleep
before you know it.

Hmm, I was
thinking, susie:

You might need
my stewdriver

In case you want to go home.

Uh-oh. I guess I must have
left it somewheres.

Come on, sweetheart.

We'll see susie again
after her operation.

I don't want to get
my tonsils out, spike.

It's too scary.

Come on, let's go find my mommy
so we can go home.

Whoa...

Uh... I feel funny.

Whoa...

[ Barking]

[ Gasps]

[ Barking]

What are you doing here?

[ Giggling]

No way... No way.

No way... Duh...

[ Kids laughing]

[ Lil and phil arguing...]

[ Cackling...]

[ Engine roaring]

Susie:
whoa!

Whoa...

[ Grunts]

It doesn't look like we're
in the hospital anymore, spike.

[ Kids laughing]

What was that?!

Oh, my gosh, look!

I amthe big cheese
around here.

I sure as heck didn't
buy it off the rack...

Hold on, I got someone here.

Hello and welcome
to lotsatots land.

We hope you enjoy your stay.

Lotsatots, please come out

And welcome
our new guest.

[ Kids laughing]

You kids sure are happy.

Course we are.

You smooshed
the awful dummy.

She did?

Look, I gotta
call you back.

We got a little
situation here.

Ooh, you got
that dummy but good.

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to.

Well, don't lose
sleep over it.

She was a pain.

Yeah, real bossy.

Now we don't have to
listen to her.

[ Kids cheering...]

[ Coughing]

All right...

Who smooshed my dummy?

Yeah?

Well, more important--

Who's going to take her place?

All:
ah... Ooh... [ Humming]

Don't just stand there.

Who's it gonna be?

Shorty here?

Or maybe curly?

Or how about...

You! You look
like a good dummy.

But, but I don't
want to be a dummy.

You should have
thought of that

Before you parked
your bed on my doll.

Hey... Aren't those
special slippers
your dummy's wearing?

You're right!
I almost forgot.

You know, I really think they'd
go better with her outfit.

Hey, give me
those slippers!

Whatever you do,
don't take them off

Or you'll spend
the rest of your life
sitting on her lap.

[ Watch beeps]

Oh, great, I'm late

For my singing lesson.

But don't you worry,
I'll be back.

I'll get you,
my dummy.

And your little
bunny slippers, too.

Hello...
No way, really?

He said that?!

[ Sighs]

I want to find my mommy
so I can go home.

I'm lost.

Maybe the magic lizard
can help you.

[ Laughs]
you better not!

Can't she help me?

[ All laughing]

All right...

I'll ask the magic lizard.

Where is he?

Oh, he doesn't live here.

He lives in the castle
at the other end

Of the playground.

How do I get there?

You gots to follow
the hopscotch road!

The hopscotch road!

The hopscotch road!

All:
the hopscotch road!
The hopscotch road...!

Bye! Buh-bye!

Buh-bye!

Look, spike, a petting zoo!

[ Sheep bleats]

[ Oinking]

[ Animals grunting
and bleating...]

Hey, stop that!

Don't worry,
he won't hurt you.

[ Laughing]

Hey, spike acts
like he knows you.

But he couldn't.

I been stucked in here
a long time.

Maybe even ten minutes.

I can't get out
without my stewdriver.

Really?

Where is it?

I don't know.

I lost it.

And it was
my favoritest one.

I know how you feel--
I lost my mommy.

The only one who can
help me find her
and get home

Is the magic lizard
who lives in the castle

At the other end
of the playground.

I'm on my way
to see him.

Hey, do you think
the magic lizard

Could help me find
my stewdriver?

I bet he could.

Then what are we
waiting for?

[ Owl hooting,
birds calling...]

Boy, I'm really thirsty.

Lil and phil:
mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Phil:
mine...!

I think
the garbage can's
trying to talk.

Lil:
mine...!

I hear it, too!

It's mine, phillip!

Nuh-uh, it's mine,
lillian!

What are you two
fighting about?

I finded the most
deliciousest worm

Right at the bottom
of this prettyful can.

Nuh-uh, I finded it!

[ Grunting...]

Oh, great, now we gots
no worms to eat!

Well, maybe
we can help you.

We're going to see
the magic lizard.

I'm going to ask him
to help me find my mommy.

And I'm going to ask
for a stewdriver.

Why don't you come with us?

Maybe the lizard
could give you
some wormies to eat.

Maybe we could
just eat the lizard.

[ Others gasp]

Or maybe not.

Wow, that merry-go-round
has all kinds of animals.

Yeah,
like skunksies.

And drizzly bears.

And hippoplotamuses.

Well, actually there aren't
no hippoplotamuses.

But they got lions and tigers
and raccoons and...

[ Barks]

[ Yells, shudders]

Don't be afraid.

Spike won't hurt you.

Sorry, guys, I'm nothing
but a big old scaredy cat.

What are you
so ascared of?

Well, let's see.

I'm ascared of clouds
and jerk-in-the-boxes

And really tall slides
and green marbles...

The sandy man, who turneded into
a watermelon and big teeth and
strange potties, and...

But mostly...

I'm ascared of the dark.

And that's why I can't ride
the carry-go-round.

It's just too dark
and scary down there.

Hey, why don't you come with us
to see the magic lizard?

I'm gonna ask him
to help me get home.

And I'm gonna ask him
for a stewdriver.

And we're gonna ask him
for lots of wormies to eat.

Yum, yum, yum.

Gee, guys, it's awful
nice of you to invite me

But what can
the magic lizard do

For a scaredy-cat
like me?

Maybe he can give you
a light so you won't be
ascared of the dark no more.

Oh, do you really think
he'd do that?

Of course he will.

I bet you he would.if you say please.

Okay, let's go.

Tommy:
come on, guys,
we're off to see the lizard.

[ Spike barks]

Look, there's
the castle!

Wow, it's
beautiful.

[ All exclaiming]

Come on, guys,
we're almost there.

Almost there?

That's what you think.

[ Engine roaring]

[ All gasp]

Angelica:
have a ball!

[ Cackling]

[ Popping]

[ All yelling]

Somebody help us!

Hold your horses!

I'm coming.

[ Vacuum running]

[ All cheering]

[ Yells]

Help, you guys!

Hello?

This is so freaky,
I was just...

Turn it off!
Turn it off!

Whoa...!

Chuckie, I'll save you!

Come on, guys![ All yelling]

[ Talking
on phone...]

[ Barking]

Well, whatever!

[ Yelling, grunting]

[ Laughing and cheering]

[ Barks curiously]

[ Doorbell chimes]

I can't believe we're finally
gonna meet the lizard.

Susie:
hey! Hey, mister, down here.

Hi, I'm susie.

We've all come
to see the magic lizard.

[ Laughs]

Hi, everyone.

I'm goober the guard!

How about a great big hug?

[ All grunt]

Thanks, goober.

Can we see the lizard now?

Sure.

Wow!

Unless you'd rather give me
another hug.

Nuh-huh.

Uh, no.

Okey-dokey!

The magic lizard's out back.

Thanks, goober.

Lil:
bye-bye.

All:
thanks, goober.

[ All gasp]

What's yellow and writes?

A ball-point banana!

I saida ball-point banana!

[ All laugh weakly]

Hey, get back in your seats.

Excuse me, sir...

Are you the magic lizard?

[ Dil babbles]

Angelica:
of course I'm the magic lizard.

What do you want?

We need your help,
mr. Lizard.

We've come all the way from
lotsatots land to see you.

And we gots
a mean, awful bully
named angelica after us.

Watch your mouth!

Why, angelica

Is the nicest, smartest

The most beautifulest girl
in the world!

Everybody just loves her.

[ Blows raspberry]

[ Whispers]:
knock it off, goo-boy.

[ Louder]:
um... Sorry, a bug
flew in my mouth.

Anyway, I really want to find
my mommy and go home.

And I need
a new stewdriver.

And we was
hoping you
could...

Give us some
wormses to eat.

And I was thinking about,
mr. Lizard, maybe you could...

Spit it out,
you scaredy-baby!

Give me a light so I won't be
afraid of the dark

And can ride
on the carry-go-round!

Okay...

Let me
think about this.

[ Dil grunting]

He must be thinking
real hard.

Oh, look, he's gonna
say something.

Uh... Poopy!

Don't you dare!

Poopy, poopy, poopy!

All right, that does it.

You're not sitting
on my lap no more.

All:
angelica!

That's the last time

I work with dummies
that isn't potty-trained.

What are you staring at?

Where's the magic lizard?

You want
the magic lizard?

Well, there he is!

[ Crying]

Now, I need a dummy.

Who's it gonna be?

You're potty-trained,
aren't you?

I'm not gonna be
your dummy.

Is that so?

Here you go,
little guy.

[ Cackles]

I'm not s-scared of you,
angelica.

Shoo... Shoo.

Yeah, you big,
stinky bully.

Susie's not
no dummy.

Is that so?

Well, now that
I think of it

You all look like you'd
make pretty good dummies.

[ Yells]

Oh, no!
This is awful!

Look what you've done
to me.

Oh...! Oh...!

[ All cheering]

Kid:
the bully disappearded!

Kid :
she's gone!
Hooray, hooray!

What the heck are you
dummies talking about?

Well, this is just great.

You got milk
all over my costume.

Now I'll probably
lose my deposit.

Bad lizard.

[ Dil babbling]

I don't think
the magic lizard's

Gonna be able
to help us after
all, you guys.

Yeah, he's just a baby.

Diapie, diapie!

I think he wants us
to look inside.

Huh... Wow!

Look, you guys.

All the stuffs we came for.

There's a stewdriver,
a bag of gummy worms,
and a flashlight.

Lil and phil:
wow... Neat.

Tommy, is there anything
in that diaper bag for me?

I'm sorry, susie.

I guess I won't be
going home after all.

[ Sniffling]

Oh, don't cry, susie.

It's be all right.

You can stay here
with us.

Yeah, we'll take
real good care of you.

We'll share
our gummy wormses.

And you could use
my flashlight at night

So you won't be ascared
of the dark.

[ Sniffling]

Thanks, you guys.

You're the bestest friends
anyone ever had.

[ Crying]

[ All crying loudly]

For crying out loud,
chill out!

What's with the waterworks?

Susie's sad
because she can't
find her mommy

And she wants
to go home.

Oh, well, duh!

You had what you needed
to go home all the time.

I did?

What!

I didn't call them
special slippers for nothing.

Take a look.

Wow!

Hello?

Mommy?

Susie, is that you?

Susie... Susie, are you there?

Susie.

The operation's all over.

How do you feel,
sweetheart?

My throat's a little sore.

That'll be gone
in a couple of days.

Try and rest your voice,
okay, honey?

I had the strangest dream.

And you guys were in it.

I went to
a magical place

That had a hopscotch
road and a castle.

Hey, what about me?

You were there,
too, cynthia.

Good. Since you're
feeling better

I'll sing you
another song.

[ All exclaim]

♪ Now your tonsils
are gone.. ♪

I'm glad
you're okay,
susie.

Me, too.

You know, having
my tonsils out

Wasn't so bad
after all.

I just won't
be able to talk much
for a couple of days.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪

♪ A little ice cream, too...

Gee, susie, do you think
maybe your mom could take
cynthia's tonsils out, too?

[ Laughing]

[ All laughing...]

What a witch!