08x02 - Fall Stinks

[bunniefuu]

[ snoring]

[ gasps]

[ kids laughing]

Angelica:
Here's what happened last time.

I was singing my brand new
pretty song

and those dumb babies was all
excited about fall

until Uncle Stu's machine threw
apples everywhere.

And a giant Reptor exploded
in Tommy's house

and made Grandpa Lou so mad he
moved in with the old people.

Then, the Deville kids gots
new puffy diapers.

And Mr. Chuckie's dad couldn't
play "haycorns" with Finster

because he was having dates
with ladies.

Now the babies aren't excited
about fall no more.

But I still sing pretty.

[ car horn honks]

Stu:
Aah, easy...

No pushing.

Grandpa:
Hey, easy does it
now, boys.

That chair's
a genuine antique.

I can't believe
my grandpa's
really leaving.
Me neither.

Who's going to read me
stories now

and give me
piggly-back rides

and sneak me candies
when my Mommy's
not looking?

Maybe your grandpa
will come back, Tommy.

Oh, I don't think so, Chuckie.

He's taking all his toys
with him.

Why does Grandpa have to go,
Chuckie?

Do you think it was
something I did?

Uh, I don't know, Tommy.

I... uh... I...

I'm real sorry,
but I've got to go, too.

I think I have to have
my apple juice.

I'll be right back, 'kay?

Drew:
You pack the same way
you invent--

with no regards for safety.

If you're referring to
the little mishap

with my animatronic
Reptar

that expl*si*n could have
happened to anyone.

Anyone named Stu Pickles.

Yeah? Well, that name is
about to become famous.

Did I tell you a representative
from EuroReptar Theme Park

is going to be at the parade
to check out my design?

About times.

Well, this is .

Give me that thing.

Come on, let's hit
the road.

Bye, Grandpa.

[ engine starts]

[ gasps]

Grandpa's feets' warmer.

Wait, Grandpa!

You forgotted something.

[ horn honks]

[ moans quietly]

[ whimpers]

[ diapers crinkling]

[ both shriek]

[ both grunt]

[ diapers crinkling]

[ both shriek]

Wow! Did you see that?

Faster!

[ grunting]

[ diapers crinkling]

[ grunts]

[ grunting]

That is the last
strawberry.

We can't even fit

behind the couch
no more

and that's where all
the bestest bugs are.

These new baggies are
the worstest things ever.

We can't walk,
we can't chase buggies.

We can't even barely stand up.

Alls we can do
is sit.

[ diapers deflating]

[ police siren wailing,
tires screech]

[ sneezes]

When did you pack
this stuff?

When Elvis was king? Ha!

Well, a lot of stuff
hasn't seen daylight
for years.

Including you! Ha!

Now that you're
settled in

you got no excuse
not to enjoy

all the fun activities
around here.

My stomach's not
even settled from
the ride over yet.

Well, tough batooties,
you got one day.

Tomorrow, you're sign up
for Tai-chi

Candle Making
and Fun with Beads.

Dag-nabbit, Miriam, I moved out
to get some peace

not to turn into a hippie.

Come on,
you ornery goat.

It's time to get out there
and meet people.

[ doorbell rings]

I wish you'd get it
through that head of yours

I just want to be
left alone.

[ gasps]

I just love younger men.

Oh, bejibbery.

Let me through.

Who are you?

[ banging on door]

Woman:
Let me through!

Oh, sorry, little fellow

but Daddy doesn't have
time right now.

See, Aunt Betty
and Uncle Howard
are introducing us

to another lady friend
tonight.

But don't worry, Chuckie.

Aunt Betty promises that this
lady won't walk on her hands

like the last one.

I know it's different

having all these
women around, Chuckie.

We weren't ready for this.

But it won't last long.

I mean, really

how many single friends can
Betty have?

[ music begins]

Woman:
♪ Mm-hmm, mmm....

[ parrot cawing]

Woman:
♪ I got seashells,
rose petals ♪

♪ Wedding bells
and a wishing well ♪

♪ But why would you ever want
to fall in love? ♪

♪ I got the silver moon

♪ Got the month of June

♪ Jam and jellies
sitting on a spoon ♪

♪ But why would you ever want
to fall in love? ♪

♪ It's highly overrated

♪ I think it's kind of dated

♪ We've been falling for it
since the caveman days ♪

♪ It's catching like the flu,
they haven't got a clue ♪

♪ Is there a vaccination for it
on the way? ♪

♪ I've got the stars,
Venus and Mars ♪

♪ Sitting on a shelf at home
in jars ♪

♪ But why would you ever want
to fall in love? ♪

[ music ends]

[ Chuckie mumbling]

Daddy...

[ sighing]

Dil [ in distance]:
Bobby.

Bobby!

What's that,
Bobby?

Don't worry, Chuckie,
it's just Dil.

But... but... don't leave me
here by myselves.

Dil:
Bobby...

[ Dil crying]

[ crying]

It's okay, Dilly,
we're here.

[ stops crying]

Bobby.

Yippee!

I wish you hadn't
waked me up, Dill.

I was having fun
with my daddy.

[ cooing]

You were alonely, too,
huh, Dil?

That's okay.

Now we can be
alonely together.

[ Dil sighs contentedly]

[ sighs]

Wack-a-doodle thing att*cked me
in the loo.

Tarnflabbed Reptar.

Now I know why Grandpa leaved.

Bobby:
I hate to do this to you, Reptar

but I want Grandpa to come back.

I don't think Reptar
minds too much, Tommy.

He's a monster.

You really think
your Granpa leaved
because of Reptar?

You saw who madded he gotted
on that horsey ride.

Yeah, I seen his ears wiggle.

He was real mad.

But not as mad

as when he
stumblied
his feets

on the Reptar.

Somebodyleft it
on the floor.

Hey, don't look on me.

Speaking of monsters.

Hiya, babies.

I'm practicizing my song
for the fall festival parade.

Want to hear it?

No.

Not really.

Uh-uh.

Sorry.

Okay, here goes.

♪ Fall is here,
fall is here ♪

♪ It's a wonderful

♪ Time of year...

[ groaning]

♪ La, la, la, la.

[ blows raspberry]

That's all I know so far.

Pretty good, huh?

Angelica:
♪ Fall is here...

She's no
Susie Carmichael.
♪ Fall is here...

I'm a little worried
about Chuckie.

He seems depressed
lately.

Relax, Charles.

He's just not used
to sharing your
attention.

Maybe I should stop dating

before I do any
permanent damage.

No can do, Chaz.

Not before you meet
my friend Tiffany

or The Spanker,
as they called her
in the ring.

Oh...

[ cooing]

Bobby:
Uh-oh.

I almost forgot.

You guys

I gots a idea.

Let's go to where
my grandpa lives

and give him back
his feet warmer.

When he sees that Reptar's gone,
he'll have to come back home.

Great idea.

Why didn't I think of that?

Okey-dokey.

Come on, guys.

Wait... I can't go.

What if my Daddy wants to play
with me while I'm gone?

That's okay, Chuckie.

You stay here.

Phil, Lil, you ready?

Yeah.

Let's go.

[ diapers crinkling]

[ grunting]

[ groans]

We're not going anywheres,
are we?

[ cooing]

Nope.

We are some sad, sad babies.

Do you remember
what your grandpa did

when he got sad, Tommy?

He thinked about
good old days, 'member?

And then he'd get happy again.

You think maybe we could
do that, too?

Great idea, Chuckie.

You go first.

Okay.

Let's see.

I know.

I remember when me and my Daddy

used to pick flowers together
in the park.

And we would sneeze and sneeze.

And then we'd sneeze.

[ sneezing]

[ sneezing]
I remember

when Grandpa used
to read me stories

and take nappies
with me.

He could even do both
at the same time.

I remember the good ol' days...

back when being a baby meant you
could catch any bug you wanted.

[ diaper creaking]

Yeah... back when
the bugs was slow

the babies was fast

and our diapy
was our diapy

not a big old poofy
butt balloon.

Raptor!

They don't make 'em
like they used to.

Gee, that was
a good idea.

I'm feeling a little
better already.

How about you, Tommy?

Yeah, it was nice
thinking about Grandpa.

I wonder if he's thinking
about me, too.

Grandpa:
Sorry, ladies, but my
heart's already taken.

Women:
By who?

Grandpa:
By my grandkids.

Women:
What little angels!

Oh, just as cute.

They've got your
good lucks.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

Man over P.A.:
Hola, amigos.

Time to head south of the border

for some sassy,
senior-style salsa.

Yee-haw!

Hurry up to the ay-ay-ay party!

[ singing]

Grandpa:
Put me down!

[ yelling]

Meet you in the rec Room.

Where are we going
with the chair, Tommy?

Tommy:
To the telephones.

I gots to tell my grandpa

he don't have to worry
about Reptar no more.

[ dial tone]

[ touch tones beeping]

[ phone ringing at other end]

Oh, it's working.

Woman on phone:
Thank you for calling
the horoscope hot line.

Please dial in your birth month.

You've been a little sad lately

but there are lots of changes
coming your way.

[ shrieking]

[ dial tone]

Well, what did he say?

Nothing.

It wasn't my grandpa.

So now what are we going to do?

Maybe we should remember
the good old days again.

Me first.
Back when I was a baby...

No, guys.

We got to figure out
a way to have fun now

instead of thinking
about the old days.

Youtry pooping in this diapie.

Then we'll talk.

Listen, Philip, Tommy
got something to say.

See, guys, sometimes
things look real bad

but then somehow
they turn out good.

Huh?
Huh?

What I mean is, remember

when you glued Angelica's
piggly tails together

and your mommy
gave you a time-out?

Uh-huh.

Oh, but then we finded

the most deliciously
juicy bug in the corner.

Yeah... nummy num.

[ laughs]

So you see, even though
bad stuffs happens

good stuff happens, too.

I guess you're right.

I never thinked of it
that way before.

That was one tasty bug.

I bet if we try real hard

we can turn all the bad changes
into good ones.

[ diaper deflating]

Yeah, we can.

[ imitating fire engine]

Grandpa?

Grandpa's not here, Dilly

but we can still have
lots of fun together.

Want to play with
the fire truck?

[ imitating fire engine]

[ toy breaking]

Uh... okay, I was getting kind
of tired of that anyways.

Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa.

I know you miss
Grandpa, Dil.

I miss him, too.

Look, here's the story
he was reading to us.

Grandpa?

Okay, Dil

I'm going to try
to tell the story

just like Grandpa does.

Ready?

[ squeaking]

[ clearing throat]

Okay, Snout

here's a dagrabbit story
about a princess and a pea.

Once upon a time, there
was a princess and a pea.

And the princess
tried to eat the pea.

But she didn't like vegetables,
so she spit it out

and it rolled under her bed.

And then something
else happened

but I don't remember what.

Grandpa?

Grandpa!

Grandpa!
The end.

That was a good
story, huh, Snout?

[ blows raspberry]

You're right, Dilly.

It's just not the same
without Grandpa here.

Phil:
I do like my diapie.

I do, I do.

I do.

I do like my diapy!

I do, I do...

I don't!

This isn't working,
Lillian.

Tell me something
I don't know, Philip.

There's only one thing
left to do.

Freedom!

Freedom!
[ giggling]

Yeah, I feel
so alive!

Hi, kids.

Oh, dear.

Kids, wait...

I just cleaned the carpet.

Get your little bottoms
back here.

Chuckie:
Never knowed it
was so uncomfortable

being a pumpkin.

How do you like
being corns, Tommy?

I didn't know
corns couldn't
move their heads.

I guess being
vegetables

is not as much fun
as we thinkded.

Boy, Didi, you did
a wonderful job

on the festival costumes.

Why, thank you, Charles.

Now, you be good
for Aunt Didi tonight

okay, little guy?

Well, better
get going.

Didi:Charles

is that a first-aid kit
you're carrying?

Uh-huh.

I thought it might
come in handy tonight.

Betty set me up
with a beekeeper.

She wants to show me her hives.

Oh...

Well... have a nice time.

Thanks.

You're doing
pretty good

with your changes,
Chuckie.

You didn't even mind
your daddy leaving.

That's cause
he's notleaving.

Huh?

[ chuckling]

Mr. Quigley took his car keys.

Chuckie

did Mr. Quigley take
your daddy's car keys

or did you?

Mr. Quigley.

[ door buzzer]

[ screams]

Spike, no!

[ door buzzer]

Charles?

Oh, I seem to have
misplaced my car keys.

Have you seen them
anywhere, Didi?

Oh, thanks, Spike.

Must have dropped them.

Oh, well.

I guess I'm off
to the beehives.

[ car starting]

I tried to make
my bad change
a good one, Tommy.

I really did.

But now my Daddy's
going out

with another
strange old lady

leaving me
all alone again.

[ hiccups]

[ sobbing]

I miss him.

And I miss
my Grandpa, too.

[ crying]

Even though we gots all these
changes happening to us

it's going to be okay,
Chuckie.

Know why?

Why, Tommy?

Because we still
gots each other.

Yeah.

You're right.

Tommy.

And we still
got Dil, too.

Who can forget
about Dil?

Stu:
Hey, sports,
what do you say

we go pay Grandpa
a little visit?

That first night alone
can be awfully quiet.

[ salsa music playing]

Grandpa:
Oh, my gosh.

Slow down, will you?

Whoa, whoa.

[ yells]

Ow, that was my foot!

[ grunts]

Whoa!

Oh...

Let me out of here!

Woman over P.A.:
We've got a runner.

Get him.

Dance with
me, Louie.

Where do you
think you're
going, handsome?

[ grunts]

Mind if I cut in?

Quit hogging
the man.

The name's Lou.

Less talk and more
dancing, hombre.

Ole!

[ crash]

[ Grandpa yells]

[ siren blaring]

E.M.T.:
What is it this time?

E.T. . # :
Senior salsa--

Geez, the third
one this week.

[ car pulling up]

Grandpa:
Jumping jackrabbits

that was worse than being
on the front lines.

[ Grandpa groaning]

Hey... Pop?

Watch it, you nincompoop,
that was the goodleg!

Grandpa...

Things just keep getting worser.

Angelica:
That's all for now.

Boy, are those babies dumb.

Here's what's going
to happen next time.

I don't want to say
hello to fall

and good-bye
to Grandpa.

I'm using the latest
simulated-reality technology

to operate my Reptar prototype.

Hey!

Ow!

Ow! That's
my hand.

Yahoo!

I'm mad,
and I smell

and I'm not going
to take it no more.

Get rid of Reptar.

[ screaming]

Yucky.