08x03 - Don't Poop on my Parade

[bunniefuu]

[ snoring]

[ gasps]

[ kids laughing]

Angelica:
If you missed everything that's
happened already, pay attention.

Those lovely little babies is
all upset, because Grandpa Lou

moved away from home and got
his leg broke by old people.

Mr. Chuckie's dad is dating
ladies that scare Chuckie

and Phil and Lil got in trouble

when they escaped their new
diapers on a clean rug.

Aunt Didi's mad 'cause there's
a 'splosion hole in her floor

and my mommy says I'm the most
beautifulest singing garden tool

in the whole, wide world.

Sorry your grandpa's
in the hopsicle, Tommy.

Thanks, Chuckie... me, too.

Grandpa:
Confounded leg--

itches like the dickens

but I can't get to it!

Got a pencil?

It works every time.

No, I do not have
a conflabbed pencil...

but you got one.

I do?

Oh, what do you know!

Here, give it a try.

[ laughing]

Oh, it works.

I know.

I spent half of last
year in a cast.

Broke my hip going down
a water slide.

A water slide!

Hm... thought
it was a line

for the ladies' room.

Next thing I knew, I was
sh**ting the rapids.

That's what I get

for forgetting my
glasses at home.

Well, thanks
for the pencil.

Hey, how would you like
to do me the honor

of being the first

to sign the cast?

Oh, I'd love to.

This is all my fault.

I can't argue with that.

If it weren't for me
and my crazy inventions

Pop never would've
moved out at all.

When you're right,
you're right.

Guys, I think Grandpa's in
the hopsicle because of me.

How come you
thinks that?

'Cause back when
I had my birthday

I wished really hard
for a Reptar.

So.

So I got my wish.

But then grandpa got
mad and moved away

and now he's hurt.

Hey, I gots
a idea, Tommy.

Maybe if you
wish hard enough

then you can change
everything back again.

Yeah! Then Grandpa
would come home

and if we all
wish together

maybe we could
make fall go away

and all the other
bad changes, too.

You mean, we'll get
our old diapies back?

And my daddy will spend
more time with me

like he done before?

Maybe, but we all got
to wish real hard.

The time has come
to give up the dream

get rid of Reptar, sell out

get a nowhere job...

just like you, Drew.

The moment Pop comes
out of that door

I'm taking him back home
where he belongs.

We did it!

Your grandpa's coming home.

Fall's over!

Fall's over!
Grandpa, Grandpa!

Boy, Tommy, wishes
is powerful stuff.

[ siren blaring]

[ Grandpa cackling]

Lulu:
Oh, you... your stories
are the best.

I've got
a million of 'em.

Here's a good one.

It was W.W.II,
and I was cooking

for the boys on
the front lines.

There I was,
b*ll*ts whizzing past

as I served up the best
chipped beef bourgignon

in France.

France?

Why, I toured with
the U.S.O. in France!

You did?

Well, what do you know!

I remember seeing
a U.S.O. show once.

The singer was
a pretty little gal

crooned like a nightingale...

only she kept forgetting
the words.

♪ Bill Bailey

♪ Won't you come home?

♪ I miss you all d...?

Oh, dear.

♪ All night long!

[ continues singing]

You must be hungry.

Here, I saved you
a little something.

Oh, how nice!

Gee, thanks.

I've often thought about
that dapper young cook.

I never got a chance
to thank him.

You just did.
[ laughing]

Sing me one of
the old songs, Lulu.

♪ When you smiled at me

♪ my heart grew still

♪ and suddenly I knew

♪ I-I'd fallen,
I'd fallen... ♪

♪ Head over heels
in love... ♪

♪ With you.

[ giggling shyly]

Aw...

I feel all giggly

now that these changes
is going to be over.

Me, too, Lil.

If I close my eyes, I can almost
feel my old diapies again.

If I close my eyes, I can
almost see my Grandpa again.

[ sighs]

Pop, I'm so sorry.

Can you ever
forgive me?

We'll get you packed and
take you home in no time.

What are you
talking about?!

I'm not going home.

Stu's getting rid of
his inventions, dad.

You won't have to worry
about them anymore.

Who's worried about them?

I love those crazy toys of his.

Why, if it hadn't been
for him blowing up the house

I'd have never met my Lulu.

Lulu?

Who's Lulu?

Lulu:
I'm Lulu.

Isn't she
a peach?

What can
I say, boys?

Your old Pop's
in love.

What?!
What?!

Oh, boy!

Grandpa's not coming home?

But we wished
real hard.

♪ Fall is here, fall is here

♪ It's a wonderful
time of year... ♪

♪ Fall is here, fall is here

♪ It's a wonderful...

[ yawning]

[ yawning]

[ slurping]

I was hoping it was
all a bad dream, Spike

but Grandpa's gone,
and he's not coming back.

[ people laughing]

Woman:
Oh, I like that
one over there.

And I thinked
our first parade

was going to be lots
and lots of fun.

Well, you thinked wrong, Philip.

I don't want to say
hello to fall

and good-bye
to Grandpa.

And I don't feel
like dressing up

like a vegetables
no mores.

Uh-oh.

[ squeaking]

Ouch!

Me, neither.

Oh, this is
even worser

than our diapies.

[ diaper deflating]

Uh-oh... I sure hope

your Grandpa don't see Reptar.

It don't matter no more

Phil... Grandpa's
not coming home.

Yeah, he's having
too much fun

with the Lulu.

Yahoo!

Give it some
gas, Lulu!

Hold on to your
arch supports,
sweetcakes.

[ hooting and laughing]

I don't believe Pop.

He's acting like some
lovesick teenager.

Well, I think
it's sweet.

Come on, Deed,
he's old enough

to be my father.

[ yells]

Stu, I think
you'd better

stop worrying
about your dad

and concentrate
on Reptar.

Today's your big day.

You're right, Deed.

Once the Euro-Reptar
themepark representative

sees what my
prototype can do

things will really
start changing

around the Pickles
household.

Oh, no...

there's going to be
even more changes?

Bow to me, little peoples.

Today a star is born.

Susie:
Hi, Angelica.

What are you doing
here, Carmichael?

I'm singing on
the float, too,
remember?

Actually,
I completely forgot.

Argenta, this is Chas

and that's
little Chuckie.

Chas, Argenta.

Super to meet
you, Chas.

We're going to have
a super-duper day.

Yeah, told you

she's a bundle
of energy.

Oh, look--

Don't you love
candied apples?

I just love, love 'em.

Well, actually, they
give me dysphasia.

Come on, you
little pumpkin.

Let's put you
in the basket

with the rest of
the vegetables, huh?

Oh, ring toss!

I love it, love it,
love it, don't you?

Come on, Chas,
win Argenta a bunny!

What's a matter,
Chuckie?

My daddy's spending
the whole day

with another
strange lady.

I don't like
fall, Tommy.

Me, neither.

First Grandpa left,
then he broke his leg

and now I just
hearded Daddy saying

there's going to be
even more changes.

I don't want no more changes.

I can't take no more changes!

Uh... Tommy, are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.

I'm mad and I smell

and I'm not going
to take it no more!

Wow!

I never seen you like this
before, Tommy.

I never smelled you
like this before either.

[ sniffs]

That's you, Phillip.

Oh.

How about it, guys?

Are you with me?

Okay, I'm with you.

Me, too.

Don't forget
about me.

So what do we do now, Tommy?

Tommy:
They're having this parade
to say hello to fall, right?

Well, maybe if we stop
the parade

we can say bye
and make fall go away.

Yeah, Tommy!

Let's get rid of fall.
Bye-bye, fall.

Come on, guys,
we gots a job to do.

[ blows]

[ marching band begins playing]

[ ignition starts]

[ all grunt]

Uh... We're moving.

[ recorded music
begins playing]

Both:
♪ Fall is here, fall is here

♪ It's a wonderful time
of year... ♪

Hurry, you guys.

We gots to get off
of this thing.

♪ ...means it's time
to rake the leaves ♪

♪ Rake, rake, rake,
rake, rake... ♪

[ squealing]

♪ ...like beans and pumpkins
and squashes and yams... ♪

♪ Angelica, quit
being a ham. ♪

♪ Fall is here...

We're stuckted.

What else is news?

We're never going
to get out of here.

We're doomed.

Doomed, I tell you.

Tommy:
We can't give up.

If we don't stop this parade,
nothing will be fun again.

Come on, guys, push me up.

[ grunting]

Can we proceed

with the
demonstration
please?

Of course, sir,
right away.

Be upbeat.

As you can see,
sir, I'm using

simulated
reality technology

to operate
my Reptar prototype.

Okay, prepare to be dazzled.

[ mechanical grinding]

Hey!

Oops!

Uh-oh.

Both:
♪ ...birds fly south

♪ Looks like a bug

♪ flew in your mouth

♪ Squirrels store nuts
so they can eat-- Ow! ♪

♪ Oops, I must have
two left feet ♪

♪ The most importantest
thing I have to say ♪

♪ Is don't wear white
after Labor Day! ♪

♪ Fall is here,
fall is here... ♪

[ all scream]

Wow!

Let's do that again.

Uh-huh.

[ grunting]

[ screams]

[ squeals]

[ pig squealing wildly,
Chuckie screaming]

Man:
Hey, look out!

[ crowd shouting]

[ nervously]:
Hold on, Chuckie.

I'm coming.

[ screaming]

All right, Tom-om-om-ommy!

Gotcha!

Whoa!

Look!

Tommy and Chuckie
are getting a real
piggly-back ride.

So, what are
we waiting for?

[ kids screaming]

Now watch this.

Cue the steam,
Deed.

[ chuckles
nervously]

Steam's supposed to
come out of the mouth.

[ kids squealing,
people shouting]

Now, where's that pig think
he's going with the pups?

Betty:
Oh, get back here,
you little swine.

[ roaring]

[ screams]

[ screams]

I better get
to my next appointment.

No, don't go,
sir.

It works,
really it does.

Here, I'll make it roar.

[ cooing]

Any minute, he's
going to roar.

Come on, buddy.

Roar.

[ giggling]

[ screams]

Stu, do something!

I'm trying, Deed.

But it's... it's...
it's... Dil!

[ screams]

[ Dil cooing]

[ steam hissing]

[ both arguing]

Sound the alarm.

That critter's got
the sprouts.

I think we need
a better strategy.

Betty:
Righty-o.

You grab the hocks,
I'll go for the shanks.

Confound it, I'm grounded, Lulu.

Don't strain
your ticker, doll.

I know how to rope.

Whoo-hoo!

It's okay, Dil, Daddy's here.

Yee-ha!

[ float screeches to halt]

[ both squeal]

Whee!

Dil!

Gotcha.

Oh, come to Mommy,
sweetie.

[ kissing]

Thank goodness, you're safe,
my baby.

[ burps]

Oh, Dil.

[ giggling and burping]

[ girl whining]

[ crowd cheers]

All right!

[ trumpets play fanfare]

[ breathlessly]:
Good idea, Betty.

I finally thought to myself,
"What would make me stop?"

Lulu:
You saved
the day, Stu.

Not me, Lulu-- we.

Didi told me you
stopped the float.

That's my gal!

Didn't I tell you
she's an angel?

[ kisses]

You're right, Pop, she is.

Chuckie:
What's going on, Tommy?

I don't know, Chuckie.

But it looks like
the parade stopped.

[ burps loudly]

Reptar stopped fall.

The changes is over.

Wow! Thanks, Reptar.

You maked my butt
so happy.

Oh... good old Reptar.

I can't wait to play
with my daddy again.

[ cheering]

I know what you're
going to say, sir

but if you just give me
another chance, you'll see...

Loved the
demonstration.

Huh? You liked it?

Very realistic

especially the rescue
of the animatronic baby.

Animatronic baby?

That's my son Dil.

Ha! A joke, I get it.

Only a moron would
put his own child

in that kind of danger.

Here's my card.

Call me on Monday.

Oh, Dee--

[ exhales]

Betty:
Well, that's it
for the sale diapers.

Looks like it's back
to old reliable.

[ grunts]

And... [ grunts]

[ kisses]

Whee!

I can do all the
stuffs I used to do.

Ow!

[ grumbling]

What's wrong,
Phillip?

I was just starting

to like the other diapies.

They bounce.

You're crazy.

What you making
there, Deed?

Another cover for
Lou's hot water bottle.

I can't imagine what happened
to the last one I made.

Hey, Chas...

Good news--

Argenta wants to cook you
dinner tonight, big boy.

Uh...

Sorry, Betty,
but I'm staying here.

Chuckie and I are working
on a little project together.

Aren't we, little guy?

[ giggles]

[ yawns]

"They saw at once that
she must be a real princess

when she felt
the pea through
the mattresses..."

[ snores]

Oh, let's finish
the story.

Okay, boys?

"Nobody but a princess could
have such delicate skin

"and so the prince took
her to be his wife.

"And they lived happily
everly ever...

[ yawns]:
after.

[ mumbling]

You know what, Dilly?

I don't think changes
is so bad after all.

Grandpa's got
a Lulu to love

and we gots a fun
new place to visit.

And maybe now
we'll get to hear

all the way to
the end of the story.

I guess these are
the good old days,
huh, Dil?