08x09 - Dayscare/The Great Unknown/Wash Dry Story

[bunniefuu]

[ kids laughing]

[ snoring]
[ yells]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barking]

[ kids giggling]

[ yells]

Ah, thanks, Didi.

You're welcome,
Charles.

Now, don't spill that
on your tie.

Stu's running out of spares.

Didi, we've been
meaning to talk to you.

Chas and I, well,
we feel guilty

about leaving you
with our kids all the time.

Do you?

But really, I don't mind.

I'm a nurturer.

Well, for tomorrow
at least

we're going to put
Chuckie and Kimi

in a
licensed Lipschitz
daycare center.

Dayscarecenter?

I'm going
to a dayscare?

That must be the scariest place
there is.

It gots "scare"
right in its name.

Oh, it's scary,
all right, Finster.

Extra-long-bath-
out-of-chocolate-milk-
broken-TB-set scary!

Dayscare is
where mommies and daddies

put their worstest,
scariest kids

that even
babysitters
don't want.

Don't worry, Chuckie.

I went
to dayscare once.

Were the kids
terrorfrying?

I don't know,
I kind of broked out

afore anything
bad happened.

Um, Tommy, you're not helping.

It's okay, Chuckie,
I'll be there, too.

But if it's not scary

how come they don't
call it dayhappy?

Good point.

He's got you there.

Hey, Chuckie, hey, Kimi.

Ready to go?

Uh-huh!
[ giggles]

[ clown's arm creaking]

[ mechanically]:
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha...

[ kids yelling and laughing...]

Oh, Angelica was right.

These kids are scary.

Hello!

Welcome to Happy Town.

Can I help you?

I'm Charles Finster

and this is my son Chuckie
and my daughter Kimi.

They'll be staying
with you today.

Uh, you should know

Chuckie's
a little sensitive.

Well, there's nothing to
be scared of here, Chuckie.

Today we're celebrating
"I Am Special" Day.

You hear that, Chuckie?

You and Kimi are going to
have a swell time!

WOMAN:
Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga...

Oh, look, kids,
it's our queen of fun, Tippy.

[ toots like train whistle]

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga...

Okay, kids,
follow the Tippy Express.

[ toots]

Chugga-chugga-
chugga-chugga...

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga...

Yah!

First stop, a safe,
stimulating environment...

Here's a list
of his allergies

in order of
bacterial phylum.

[ Tippy toots]

Chugga-chugga-
chugga-chugga...

[ toots]

That's the playroom.

If you want, you can...

[ Kimi laughs]

Oh...
[ laughs]

Well, how about
you, tiger?

Want to play with
your extra-super-
special friends?

Or maybe just hang out

with your pal Tippy?

Aah!

[ Chuckie snorting]

Have a special day!

KIDS:
Whoa...!

Okay, you guys next.

Go under.

Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you

you... scary kid guy!

Well, me and my sister
aren't going to be

anywheres near it,
right, Kimi?

KIDS:
Whoa...!

Geroni-moo!

Oh...

[ laughing]

Come on, Chuckie,
it's easy as peas.

KIDS:
Whoa...!

Hang on, Wawa.

Here we go!

All right!

Everybody in!

KIDS:
Whoa...!

CHUCKIE:
Hey!

Do I know you?

Ooh... Kimi...

No, no, let me out, let me out!

Hello?

Hurry up, Chuckie!

Uh, Kimi, wait,
I'm coming, I'm coming!

Oh... uh, uh... aah...

[ panting...]

Okay, kids, next,
let's act like lions.

[ roaring]

[ kids roaring]

[ growling]

[ Tippy and kids
roaring and growling]

[ growls]

[ gasps]

Hey, Chuckie

want to join us?

Everybody look at Chuckie.

[ growls]

Aah! [ panting]

He is so special.

[ humming]

Hello, Kimi.

This is Eric and Sandy.

We're making a Sandy castle.
[ laughs]

Want to help?

[ babbling happily]

Very good.

Ah...

[ laughing]

Okay, bye-bye.

Ooh, I'd better go, too.

It's almost special time.

Uh... uh... uh...

Kimi, where are you?

SANDY:
She went in the tube.

I'm Sandy.

What's your name?

Aah!

That's a weird name.

[ laughing]

Oh, this is fun!

[ laughs]

Kimi, wait for me!

Boo!

Aah! Oh...

What's wrong?

[ sniffling]

What's wrong?
What's wrong?

This place is full of scary
kids, that's what's wrong!

Um... [ sniffles]

First, they made the sky
fall on me

and then they turned
into nanimals.

And then one's head
fell off

but it was still talking to me!

Me and Wawa don't want to
be here no more.

Oh, Chuckie, the other kids
are nice.

Dayscare's fun.

Come on,
I'll show you!

Oh... Kimi,
whatever you're doing

I don't think
it's such a good

idea... aah...!

[ laughs]

[ both yelling]

Playtime's over,
kiddies!

Aah...!

That one sure can run!

Uh... uh... [ panting]

[ sighs]

Oh...

Let's stay here a while, Wawa.

There's no one in this room,
so it can't be scary.

[ shoes squeak]

[ plays loud note]

[ plays more notes]

[ plays more notes]

Oh...

[ plays alternating notes]

Oh...!

Wha...!

[ gongs crash]

[ clanging]

Aah!

[ plays dramatic chords]

Aah...!

Oh, ah, ah, ah...

Ooh... ooh!

Uh...

[ shuddering sigh]

ALL:
Aah!

You must be having a
bad day, too.

I'm Herbert.

I'm Robert.

I'm Chuckie.

I knew it was
going to be a bad day

'cause Mommy put
my fuzzy socks on me

and they always make
my toesies feel

like they don't have
enough room

and I worry that
they'll shrink and disappear

and I'll have to
walk on my hands!

I knew it was
going to be a bad day

when I saw that scary kid
with just a head in the sandbox.

Oh...

That scared me, too.

Me, too. And then there was
that scary kid with the bear

running around
and yelling...

Um... that was me.

Oh! Never mind.

We thought
we was doomed.

Oh... me, too.

You guys are the only ones
making any sense.

I mean, all the other kids
are... terrorfrying.

You said it.

And you better
stick with us

or you'll get caught

and put in the scream room
with all of them.

Scream room?!

Chuckie, I've been
looking all over for you.

Come on, we're supposed
to be in the...

BOTH:
Aah...!

Oh, no, you're
not taking me

to any scream room.

I've done enough
screaming today

thank you very much.

You tell her, Chuckie!

Yeah!

You'll like it, Chuckie.

It's not scary, I promise.

This is me talking, your sister

and I says it's okay.

Don't do it, Chuckie!

Thanks, Chuckie.

You're not going
to be sorry.

Yes, you will.

Can we have your bear?

Ready?

[ kids yelling and laughing]

Wow... ice cream!

Hi, Aah.

Cool room, huh?

And the kids aren't
scary no more.

See, I tolded you.

Welcome to
the ice cream room, Chuckie.

And remember,
no matter what flavor you are

you're special!

This place
is the bestest!

[ laughs]

I'm sorry I didn't
believe you, Kimi.

[ kids yelling]

[ both crying]

[ laughs]

Nowit's the scream room!

There you go.

Eat up.

Hi, guys.

Uh, sorry about the whole
scream room thing, Chuckie.

I must have heard wrong.

After all, I do have
an ear infection.

Oh, that's okay.

You just need a sister
to help you out

like the one I gots!

Aw...

Still think so?

[ laughing]

Uh-huh.

[ both laughing]

[ kids laughing...]

Whoa!

[ Kimi laughing]

Look out below!

[ both grunt]

[ both laugh]

Baby bowling!

Oh, hey, look!

Hey, Tommy, why is
this stair sticky

all funny
in the middle?

Yeah... the other stair stickies
aren't funny in their middles.

You know, I saw that, too

but I can't figure
out no reasons.

Well, it's got stipes
on its tummy.

Hey, maybe its mommy's
a zeber.

[ creaking]

Ooh, so wobbly, too.

Um... maybe there's a thing
with big ears under the steps

who bumps its head into it
when nobody's looking.

I guess there's
stuffs in the world

we'll just never
knows the answer to.

[ sighs]

I guess you're right.

So, you want to play
with the ball some mores?

BOTH:
Yeah!

Let's go!

[ laughing]

[ laughing]

Hmm...

Do you, Superthing, take Cynthia
to be your awful wedded wife?

[ Angelica screams]

Where's my precious,
wonderful, loveliest...

Aah!

What are you doing
with Cynthia?!

She's mine!

Children can be so cruel.

Why is Kimi so aggressive?

[ gasps]

[ gasps]

[ rumbling]

Uh-oh.

Oh, my!

Whoa, Nellie!

At it again, huh, Stu?

At least this time
it's nothing flammable.

[ laughs]

And I was just about
to start the laundry.

I'll see what I can do.

Aah!

Poor thing.

You do laundry?

You don't?

[ cell phone ringing]

Pickles.

[ man talking]

Are you joking, Jonathan?

I'll be right over.

Apparently your husband
has terminated the water

for the entire neighborhood.

Angelica...

In the car.

We'll be going on
a little trip, kids.

To the coin laundry.

CHARLOTTE:
Well, Jonathan, somebody's
got to go

to that laundry establishment.

Hope you've been saving
your quarters.

[ cell phone rings]

Pickles.

Ever since my last raise.

[ grunts]

Okay, Tommy, you go play
with the others.

BETTY:
Oh, yeah, good old
coin-op washers.

This should be fun, huh?

Definitely.

A real day highlight.

What you doing, Kimi?

Watching.

Oh...

so that's why

our mommies
brought us here.

So's we can watch
these neat TVs.

And this is
what you watch 'em in.

[ Lil laughs]

This is better
than the TV at home.

No boring parts.

WOMAN:
Number four needs a kick...

and watch out for the rinse
cycle on number .

Thanks for the tip,
Colleen.

I should have taken that job
at Burger in a Bucket.

I'm here
with the brood
every Wednesday.

Yeah, where are they hiding?

Oh, they like to play
in the back.

[ Chuckie laughs]

That part with the sock
was funny.

Hey, babies!

Oh, no, the McNultys!

Uh, hi, Timmy.

You want to play with us?

[ all laugh]

[ laughs]

Don't think so.

[ snapping fingers
to West Side Story-like music]

♪ This is our place,
our place for playing ♪

♪ It's not your place,
so why are you staying? ♪

♪ Take a hike,
'cause we don't like to share ♪

♪ We just don't care!

♪ This is the place
that's really the biggeriest ♪

♪ Why can't we play
together, I figure it's ♪

♪ Big enough for all of us
to stay ♪

♪ Ha! No way!

♪ We'll separate the babies
from the tots ♪

♪ Um, uh, maybe we should
go now ♪

♪ Don't forget the diapies
that you broughts ♪

♪ This is our place,
our place for playing ♪

♪ It's not our place,
so why are we staying? ♪

♪ This is our place

♪ Is our place

♪ Is our place.

ALL:
Get out!

Go watch the change machine.

[ all laugh]

I don't know
why they're so mean.

They just don't like nobody.

Uh... ooh...

KIMI:
Hey, you can't have
that dolly.

That's Cynthia!

♪ The most prettiest face

♪ The most tangliest hair

♪ Cynthia

♪ Oh, it's Cynthia.

♪ The most specialest thing

♪ that I see over there

♪ Cynthia

♪ Yeah, it's Cynthia

♪ The drip of ice cream
as it melts on a spoon ♪

♪ The feel of a really big,
round, red balloon ♪

♪ is nothing beside
what will be mine soon ♪

♪ Cynthia, ah-ah.

Give me that dolly!

Findy weepy, findy weepy!

Yeah, those are the rules.

Hey, what's going on?

That boy has Cynthia!

And he's keeping her!

Um, that sounds fair.

I think our mommies
are calling us.

That isn't yours.

But this ismine... now.

Is not!

Is too!

Not!

Too!

Not!

Too!

Hold it!

There's only one way
to settle things.

We go in the way back!

For a tumble!

Tumble?

What's that?

Tumble, tumble.

Tumble, tumble?

♪ Where's my Cynthia?

♪ Where'd she go?

♪ She was on the table,
that I know! ♪

Oh, my gosh,
the laundry bag!

Quick, back in the car!

[ tires squeal]

I'm coming, Cynthia!

Um, do I gots to tumble?

Maybe I can sit
while you all tumble?

Check again, Jonathan!

Tell Cynthia
I'm on the way!

[ forces laugh]

Oh, you bet, Angelica.

I'll tell your little doll
she'll be seeing you soon.

Angelica's coming!

BABY:
Let go!

KIMI:
You let go!

You first!

Nuh-uh!

[ both grunting]

KIMI:
Oh...!

Cynthia...

I didn't... I didn't mean

for anything like that
to happen.

I know.

This didn't work out
so good.

Maybe next time
our mommies

will take us
someplace else.

♪ There's a place far away

♪ I don't know
where it is ♪

♪ A place that's safe
for dollies ♪

♪ And TV is just like this

♪ Where nobody tries
to tumble other guys ♪

♪ And everybody likes to play

♪ Someplace,
there's a place ♪

♪ But it's someplace
far away ♪

♪ Someplace, there's a place

♪ But it's someplace far away.

Hey, pups.

Guess what Aunt Betty's got.

A brand spanking clean doll!

[ all gasp]

[ chuckles]

Yeah...

[ tires squeal]

Cynthia, don't worry, I'm here!

You again!

I shoulda 'spected.

Angelica,
Kimi savedCynthia.

You did?

Uh-huh.

'Cause I know you'd
yell even louder

if you losted her
for real

and 'cause you love her
and everything.

No kidding I'd yell!

Nobody messes with my Cynthia!

She's mine and
nobody else's and...

and... and...

Aw... thanks, Kimi.

[ humming]

Hey, guys, let's go
push each other

in those wheely carts!

BABIES:
Yeah...!

CHUCKIE:
I've done enough
screaming today

thank you very much!