08x10 - Changes for Chuckie/The Magic Show/A Lulu of a Time

[bunniefuu]

[ whirring]

[ snoring]

Whoa!

[ whirring]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barks]

[ giggles]

[ whirring]

[ squeals]

[ children laughing]

Here I am!

Huh... Chuckie, you supposed
to wait until I finded you!

Oh, yeah, I forgetted again.

[ giggling]

Here I am!

Uh... let's play
something else.

[ gasps]

Uh-oh...

What's wrong, Chuckie?

She's going to do it again.

Do what?

Shmoosh down my hairs again--

I just know it.

[ giggling]

Hi, Kimmie, hi, Chuckie.

Ready to go?

[ giggling]

[ Kira sighs]

Is everything okay
with Chuckie?

I don't know, Didi.

I just feel like
we're not connecting.

Maybe Lipschitz can help.

I'll call the - number

and see if they
can recommend a book.

Kimmie, what is this stuff?

It's meaty balls!

My mommy says they're
her "special tea."

Uh, only they're made of meat
and you don't drink them.

I never eated
nothing like that afore.

Mm, yum!

[ sneezes]

Oh, that was quite a sneeze.

I'll get you a tissue, honey.

These meaty balls are so big
that the sauce gets in my nose

and gives to me the sneezies.

They don't give me
the sneezies

and I eat them
all the time.

KIRA:
Fifi, that's people food

not doggie food.

Come on, girl.

Kimmie, how am I supposed
to blow my nose

on a wiggling tissue?!

Mommy always holds
my tissue.

I like it.

Well, I don't.

[ blowing nose]

KIMMIE:
Fly, Super Thing--

the superest thing
of all things--

fly and save
planet Earth, zoom!

What's the matter, Chuckie?

I don't like these new jammies.

My feets is trapped.

It can keep your toes warm.

Look, I can't even wiggle
my toes around.

My jammies got feet

then my meaty balls
are sneezy.

Oh, gosh, nothing is the same
since I got a new mommy!

Time for beddy-bye.

Good night, sweetie.

[ yawns]

Sweet dreams, Chuckie.

Wawa, you look
like you need a hug.

[ straining]

Oh, my bed got too snugglely.

[ groaning]

Don't worry, Wawa, at least
we still got each other--

that's never, ever
going to change.

[ door buzzer rings]

Didi, what a surprise.

I brought you
a little present.

Lipschitz
recommends this book--

Step Up to Step-parenting.

Oh, that's great.

Come on in.

Thanks, but I'd
better get back.

Stu's robotic
salad spinner

has already broken
two windows.

"Chapter One: Make your
new child feel welcome

by performing
thoughtful gestures."

Oh, look at this old thing.

Somebody needs a makeover.

[ birds chirping]

Oh, meaty balls...

Feet...

Shmooshy hair...

My chair...

[ yells]

Oh, Wawa, it was just a dream.

Wawa?

[ yelling]

Oh, no...

What's the matter, Chuckie?

My Wawa's gone!

Maybe he's eating
his cereal already.

No, he's a bear--
he can't eat cereal!

He must have runned away

because everything is different
and he don't like it.

Don't worry, Chuckie,
he'll come back.

Kimmie, Wawa is a toy!

Toys don't never
find their ways back!

KIRA:
Good morning.

Ready for breakfast?

Look, you guys,
we have company.

Blueberry pancakes
coming right up.

Hi, Tommy.

What's wrong, Chuckie?

He don't know
where his Wawa is.

I do, too--
he runned away.

How come?

'Cause...

the bed is too snugglely

and the meaty balls is too big

and nothing is the same

now that Wawa and me
got a new mommy.

Just because
stuff's changing

doesn't mean
Wawa runned away.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

When I got Dil

lot's of stuff
changed for me, too.

But now, everything's
all better.

[ Dil exclaims]

Dilly...

[ giggling]

Oh, Wawa, where are you?!

[ buzzing]

Oo, it must be
the washer.

I'm working on
a little surprise for Chuckie.

Oh, wait till he sees it.

Nope, not under here.

And he's not
in the toy box, neither.

I think I know
where he is.

You do?

Yeah, in here.

Sorry, guess not.

Good thing
I no bets a lot.

[ yells]

Something soft!

It's warm!

Wawa?[ barks]

Fifi?

[ groans]

Oh...

Maybe Wawa's
back already.

I betcha...

I mean, he's probably
watching TV.

KIRA:
Kids, lunch time!

[ sucking]

[ spits]

[ giggling]Dear...

Be right back.

This is brown stuff.

It's the crusties.

Yeah, it keeps
all the good stuff
inside the sandwiches.

BOTH:
Mmm... yum.

But I never had crusties...
never afore.

Mmm, try it.

There's a gazillion things
you never had afore.

Eat the crusties

and then you'll only have
a mazillion left.

Chuckie... I've been

working on a little
surprise for you.

Ta-dah!

[ gasps]

[ screaming]

[ crying]

Chuck, I just...

[ crying]

Wawa is different--
he's different all over.

[ crying]

Hi, Chuckie.

Well, I guess
washing Wawa

wasn't the best idea.

You know, there's
still a lot about you

I don't know yet

like your
favorite sandwiches

or your favorite games
or the songs

or stories you like.

You know, those things
may take a while.

What I do know
is I love you very much.

I hope that will do

until I get
the other things sorted out.

[ laughing]

[ humming]

KIRA:
Chuckie!

Good news!

Dil got hold of Wawa,
and look!

Oh...

[ giggling]

You two have funnow.

What is it, Chuckie?

[ giggles lovingly]

You...

[ laughs]

She knows I like it messy.

Still working on
that tissue wiggling

but you can't expect
a grownup to be perfect.

[ children cheering]

WOMAN:
Hello, and welcome

to Summer Fun Day
Magic Show Spectacular.

Without any further ado,
please welcome Bob-dini.

[ children cheering]

Uh, poof.

[ coughing]

I never saw real
magic afore.

Me neither.

Maybe that's because
it's invisible

BOB-DINI:
My first trick

uses a perfectly ordinary cone

such as you find
in any magic shop.

No.

You see anything?

Fairy dust, bolts of lightning?

I don't think so.

A little more...

Here we go.

In goes the milk...

Huzzah!

That's not magic.

My mommy makes milk appear
in the frigelator every day.

Two perfectly ordinary ropes.

Ooh!

Button!

[ coughing, audience applauds]

Huzzah!

That's not magic neither.

When my daddy ties my shoes,
he makes strings stick together.

Yeah, with a lumpy thing
in the middle even.

Let's look in the back.

Maybe that's where he hides
his real magic stuffs.

CHUCKIE:
Okay.

KIMMIE:
Yeah!

Wait! Wait!

KIMMIE:
Open it!

Anybody see
anything magicky yet?

BOTH:
Nah.

Unless this is
one of his magic stringies.

Oh, yeah, ah...

Now, my lovely
volunteer...

[ whispers]:
didn't get the name.

Didi...

and Dil.

Right...

will take a perfectly

Uh-oh.

Duck and cover!

[ cries out]

[ blows raspberries]

[ applause]

[ kids oohing]

This has got to be
the bestest magic show ever!

[ doorbell rings]

GRANDPA LOU:
Hi, there.

Hey, how you doing?

Oh, look at this one.

Hey, how you doing there,
Sprout?

[ Grandpa Lou chuckling,
kids giggling]

DIDI:
The kids are so excited to be
visiting the retirement home.

[ kids giggling]

[ sniffs]

It kind of smells like flowers.

And closets and candy
and belly button.

Oh, it's Grandma's pokeybook!

Nothing's better
than this.

[ kids oohing]

TOMMY:
It's like Harmonica and Kissmas
all together.

Look at this--

colory string!

[ giggling]

So, you ready
for a fun time
with Grandpa Lou?

Actually, I thought
I'd watch the kids.

I've got it all
planned.

Yours truly doesn't need a plan,
right, Sprouts?

We just wing it.

Me and the little beans
will be just fine.

Hmm? Ah...

Lou's been dying
to show off

the miniature display of
Normandy in the cafeteria.

It's made
from chopped liver.

Really?

Fascinating.

Now, Lulu, hold on
a minute-- I just...

I know, you love me.

Have a good time.

I guess I'm going to be

with my grandma today,
but she gots good stuff.

GRANDMA:
All right

now you're going to see how
Grandma Lulu spends her day.

Let's organize
the troops:

boy, girl, boy, girl--
that's it.

First stop is always
the rec room

for a little howdy-do
to Lulu's friends.

Why do we have
to leave?

I was just getting started
with my stringy.

[ cheerful music blaring]

[ people talking and laughing]

Isn't this a hoot?

KIDS:
Wow!

[ music playing,
people laughing]

Grandma's friends sure have
some neat games.

KIMMIE:
Look, we could get teeth.

[ woman cackling]

Hey, watch where you're going,
Mister!

I knew this was going to be bad.

[ Chuckie groans]

Hey, look.

Balls!

[ grunts]

I guess we gots to turn
the handle.

[ kids screaming]

[ crying out]

Please, let it be over!

Please,
let it be over.

Cynthia!

GRANDMA:
Let's not dillydally.

This is just our first stop.

Okay, you little
string beans

get ready for even more fun.

GRANDPA LOU:
The amazing thing is,
after about five days

the exhibit didn't even smell
like liver.

[ simple tune playing
on phonograph]

Babies can see Grandpa,
but I'm not going to.

Favoritest
Grandma Lulu

Cynthia needs to go
to the little girls' room.

Why, of course.

You run along.

Come on, Cynthia.

Me and you just hit
the treat jackpot.

Hello, beautiful ladies.

Next, I wake up my body
with exercise

and move that body.

Yes, move that body!

[ kids grunting]

I kind of wish I went
with Angelica.

Me, too.

Work it, sister!

Thirty, thirty-one,
thirty-two

thirty-three...

Let's get out of here!

Can we go find some food?

After all that jumping around

my tummy is making noises
like Spikey.

I bets Angelica found some
yummies by now.

Oh!

I never seed food that big!

We can make our own snack!

[ pots clanging]

But we don't know how to cook.

I watchded my mom once.

It's easy.

But there's nothing
big enough to cook it in.

TOMMY:
I bet that's big enough!

[ kids grunting]

[ both scream]

[ groans]

CHUCKIE:
It's a pudding monster!

[ kids screaming]

And hold and...

Oops! Time to announce
today's activities.

Finally got away from those...

[ cries out]

Yoo-hoo!

Karla, rustle me up
three lunches

for my little kumquats,
will you?

Yay, treats!

Now you get to see
Grandma Lulu in action!

[ feedback squeals]

I don't want
no more action.

Yeah, not till
at least I'm three.

Tomorrow's

[ over loudspeaker]:
Garter Belt Fair

has been canceled.

Entertainment in the dining room
will be

Morris Patinski playing
hits from the ' s...

[ feedback squealing]

GRANDMA LULU:
... the s.

GRANDPA LOU:
Anybody hear a buzz?

[ shouting]:
Maybe we should get back
to the kids.

[ feedback squealing]

[ rumbling]

[ people moaning]

[ all gasp]

[ people shouting]

And those are
the day's announcements.

Come on, back to the room.

I bet you're ready
for a little story time.

[ chuckles]

GRANDMA LULU:
Now, this little ditty is called
Bursting Love.

"Mary Ann stood in the forest,
secretly watching

as Prince Marcus rode strongly
on his black stallion... "

Whoa! Grandma's pokeybook!

[ Grandma Lulu still reading]

Look at me!

Know what?

All this time, my big Grandma
was saving

the bestest stuff for last.

[ Grandma Lulu still reading]

[ growls]

Oh, Angelica

you look like you've
been having fun.

[ groans]

Lulu, everything okay?

This place is going nuts!

[ kids laughing]

Oh, you two settle.

The sprouts and I were just
having a little story time.

You sure married
one heck of a baby-sitter.

Well, she learned
from the master.

KIDS:
Mmm...

Yeah, Angelica
tastes good!

Oh, great!

I'm being eated up by babies!

CHUCKIE:
You can't expect
a grownup to be perfect.